The Datalounge Fallout Shelter
I'm not pleased with the accommodations so far. The TV's don't even have TCM! I know we're underground and all but COME ON! Some of the queens have resorted to reenacting Mildred Pierce themselves, and it's just not the same.
The lesbians aren't happy either. There aren't enough outlets for their CPAP machines and they're starting to have turf wars.
MURIEL, FIX THIS SHIT!
by Anonymous | reply 461 | March 30, 2020 2:48 PM
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On the other hand, the nutloaf actually improves with age.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 2, 2017 5:59 PM
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Yeah, R2, but how long does it take to reach peak flavor? The raw butter may not last that long.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 2, 2017 6:07 PM
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I think this should be bumped in light of recent events!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 9, 2017 1:17 AM
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I'm so disappointed about the whole not-having-TCM thing, they're having a. "Who Gives A Flying Fuck" marathon tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 9, 2017 1:28 AM
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The lesbians aren't happy either."
Don't piss off the lesbians. They have all the U-Haul vehicles needed for the moves to the shelters.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 9, 2017 1:35 AM
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WHICH ONE OF YOU THIEVING HOES TOOK MY QUEEN HELENE MINT JULEP MASQUE?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 9, 2017 1:37 AM
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Lesbian here. We're fine. I got the girls to hand over their tampon strings. I should have a volleyball net woven by dawn. Thanks, girls!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 9, 2017 1:39 AM
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That was Julie, R10. She is such a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 9, 2017 1:43 AM
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Don't start that shit with me, R12. It was Cheryl.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 9, 2017 1:54 AM
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Well neither of you donated tampon strings for the net, so you're both bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 9, 2017 2:01 AM
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This creepy guy was filming me in the shower (I kept my towel on the whole time).
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 9, 2017 2:07 AM
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I hate to be mean but... Cheryl? In a confined space?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 9, 2017 2:08 AM
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Listen up! I won't eat people, but my rescue pets will! I suggest we let me use my youtube MMA skillz to kill the five or ten of us with the lowest instagram following. That way, we'll have enough pet chow to get through this. I have plenty of protein powder for the survivors.
Animal lives matter!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 9, 2017 2:23 AM
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It better not be the bread in the refrigerator, R8.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 9, 2017 2:30 AM
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I'm so glad I brought my dressing screen. We all have to sleep in the same room and so far the immodesty is appalling.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | August 9, 2017 2:31 AM
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Cheryl was the one who opened up all of the cases of canned tuna so she could use the juice to douche with.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 9, 2017 2:36 AM
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OK, we'll need a rope to rappel with!
Men, give me your underwear!
I'm just going to *huff* tie them *huff* together *huff* *huff* *sigh* Pierre Cardin, Seriously?* huff* huff*
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 9, 2017 2:38 AM
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The joke's on you R16 and R20. I've been appointed to be in charge of Housekeeping, ala toilet paper disbursement. Who's stupid, now?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 9, 2017 2:42 AM
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We're going to need more than one bag of frozen turkey meatballs, Jaymz.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 9, 2017 2:42 AM
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There is a sign up sheet on the blast door for you to sign and commit to one dish for the potluck.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 9, 2017 2:47 AM
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^ pleasepleaseplease don't let it be me.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 9, 2017 2:50 AM
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Can we get some twinkies? They last forever.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 9, 2017 2:51 AM
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Moooo! A good moo to you all, sirs and madames.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 9, 2017 2:53 AM
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The Eldergays are fucking useless.
They didn't want to help us and the lesbians move the trunks because their backs and callouses and all. Then they stood around suggesting we'd move them easier if we took our shirts off, which the lesbians gladly did.
Now they're complaining that the trunks are last year's gray, that this year's is more "mauvish"
And two of them are trying to pass a resolution banning towel dancing and music created after 1988.
Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 9, 2017 2:56 AM
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There's also a resolution addressing "Pasta Draining."
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 9, 2017 2:58 AM
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Keep r28 away from the whiskey .....and the nuns.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 9, 2017 2:59 AM
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You're triggering me! You're triggering me!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 9, 2017 2:59 AM
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Uh oh. This can't be heaven...
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 9, 2017 3:03 AM
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I naturally assume an in-house dry cleaners will be onsite to clean my luxurious caftans, Oui?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 9, 2017 3:42 AM
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Will there be a special area for WOMYN Fibro warriors?
NO MUSIC BY PENISED PERSONS EVER!!! (that's what got us into this mess in the first place)
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 9, 2017 3:50 AM
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Yay! We get to have "Let's Be" parties, IN PERSON!!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 9, 2017 3:57 AM
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Goddammit, I can't pick up anything but 2G inside this shithole and I'm gonna go nuts without Pornhub. I ALWAYS rub one out to something in the Twinks Fuck Daddies playlist before bedtime!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 9, 2017 3:59 AM
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Oh, one more thing . . . a standard rotary telephone and pencils will be in place as well, Oui, Cheri?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 9, 2017 4:10 AM
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IS the Spaz Troll in the shelter?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 9, 2017 4:12 AM
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Someone has brought a stinking cat into the shelter!
Let's dump that disgusting creature.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 9, 2017 4:13 AM
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Oh I hope the spaz troll is in the shelter! Also, remember our Ebola Hysteria Troll? He was sure that we would all be dead by the end of 2015. But he was hilarious in his posts, and signed them with witty little remarks. WHET the Ebola Hysteria Troll?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 9, 2017 4:19 AM
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I AM IN THE SHELTER AND HARRY STYLES IS HERE WITH ME!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 9, 2017 4:21 AM
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Attention, peoples. Card-carrying DL-ers, please advance to front of the line.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 9, 2017 4:23 AM
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Where the fuck is Spazzzy Zayn R43?!?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 9, 2017 4:25 AM
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R45, Spazzy Zayn was supposed to turn up to the Shelter but he cancelled!
He's gonna get stoned with Gigi instead and enjoy the light show as those warheads come in over LA.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 9, 2017 4:30 AM
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Should we let the Truvada Troll in?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 9, 2017 4:31 AM
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ROBERT REPULVEDA WANTS TO COME IN!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 9, 2017 4:34 AM
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Well, let him in—the inflamed foyer of his colon will provide additional shelter once we start running out of room!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 9, 2017 4:42 AM
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Is there room at the inn for some obscure Golden Age character actresses?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 9, 2017 4:46 AM
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Dear God, why did I accept the sandwich Erna offered me? I'll be dead by morning.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 9, 2017 4:50 AM
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Can I bring my nephew, Traylor? He can have the cot right next to mine: I'll be sure to keep an eye on him.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 9, 2017 4:53 AM
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ATTENTION, ATTENTION!
Freebleeding is NOT--I repeat--NOT under any circumstances acceptable at any time during your stay, so long as it can be helped. Not only is it disgusting, but the wet floors pose a safety hazard to a community which already suffers enough from crippling fibromyalgia.
Thank you for your cooperation.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 9, 2017 4:56 AM
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Obviously copious amounts of weed!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 9, 2017 4:59 AM
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Gurls, Mr. BRANDON CODY and Mr. COLIN SIMPSON have arrived! Please lift your muumuus and lick your jowls in deference!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 9, 2017 5:00 AM
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R54, Well, do you want the tampon strings for that damn volleyball net, or dontcha!?! You can't have it both ways!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 9, 2017 5:00 AM
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Oh, thanks ever so for your hospitality! I promise we won't be a bother!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 9, 2017 5:03 AM
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Will the disabled, pansexual, queer Muslim transwomen be guaranteed top leadership roles??
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 9, 2017 5:03 AM
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Is the cable still working? The Princess Diana special is on tonight, I CANNOT miss!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 9, 2017 5:06 AM
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Got the gallon of grease. Did anyone bring matches?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 9, 2017 5:08 AM
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r57 I am simply preparing for the inevitable day that all of the womyn's periods synchronize. If the lesbians decided to freebleed, the gays would be stampeding outside, begging for a more merciful death.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 9, 2017 5:13 AM
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I heard the "hot felon" Jeremy Meeks may be here somewhere....
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 9, 2017 5:15 AM
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The peanut butter knife MAY not be placed in the jelly jar, not even once, out of respect for our systers with legume allergies who happen to enjoy jelly and choose to participate in the consumption of said jelly. I'm telling you NOW, so I don't have to tell you THEN.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 9, 2017 5:19 AM
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I don't care what the rules are, I'm bringing my Service Animal with me!
What kind? Oh, it's a Komodo Dragon.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 9, 2017 5:21 AM
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Things are about to get ugly. The DL Eyetalians want to bake a lasagne, but there is only Jimmy Dean sausage!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 9, 2017 5:27 AM
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Anyone who wishes to use my cappuccino maker is welcome!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 9, 2017 5:29 AM
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A NACREOUS LAYER OF PERMA-CUM, ALREADY?
Jesus. We just got here.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 9, 2017 5:32 AM
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Who wants to tell Jeff that the little flower arrangements he keeps stuffing in every corner are fucking hideous? I would, but I'm afraid of making Colto cry. Again.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 9, 2017 5:36 AM
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The Fibrowarriors are demanding a mug count, stat!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 9, 2017 5:39 AM
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Aw, shaddap, R32!!! Thank God I brought my Armani flak jacket.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 9, 2017 5:41 AM
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The " Wymyn of MichFest" should pack up their vagina capes, penny loafers, and Dockers khakis & polos, and find their own batcave.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 9, 2017 5:50 AM
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Anyone bring their MAC Matte Creme? I'm starting to glow.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 9, 2017 6:01 AM
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Fat Niall Horan is outside but he WON'T FIT IN THE SHELTER!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 9, 2017 7:50 AM
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Where is this new attraction on the Datalounge Land map?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 9, 2017 8:54 AM
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Is it near The Carrie Fisher Experience?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 9, 2017 9:00 AM
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I will bring oodles of Pumpkin spice so that we'll all have a mug full of yummy goodness to cradle!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 9, 2017 9:11 AM
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Will Raul and his btjcpctscricccpctbj cock be there?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 9, 2017 9:14 AM
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Davidda is knocking at the door. Everyone stand stock still and pretend we're not home.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 9, 2017 9:23 AM
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I just heard Pam talked about Bertha's, MY partner, traumatic experience of losing her first pet as a child. THAT is a very intimate information that Bertie never shared with me, HER partner, about. I'm sorry but Pam HAS to go, otherwise I would feel a lost of connection with my soulmate.
Remember girls, I clock in as the person with the most U-hauls at 6 U-hauls, comparing to Pam's measly little 2003 FWD Dodge Ram. I think the right decision is very obvious here
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 9, 2017 9:27 AM
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The DL fallout shelter: 5678 bottoms and not one top.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 9, 2017 9:59 AM
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*Looks around room*. All this pandemonium.
And shrinkage. We have shrinkage, people!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 9, 2017 10:26 AM
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Me? I'm just waiting for the "Presenting Hole" Yoga Class to start.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 9, 2017 10:29 AM
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There must be more than one Datalounge Fallout Shelter, right? You can't have the Madonna and Janet Jackson fantards in the same space. if there is only one DL shelter I'd rather take my chances somewhere else.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 9, 2017 10:37 AM
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In high school we learned how to survive Mutually Assured Destruction. Dead bodies absorb plenty of radiation.
Did anyone bring their dying mother? Wow. OK, three to a doorway.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 9, 2017 10:42 AM
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No, godammit, NO! I am not bunking next to BILL TAYLOR. He has already asked how to tell if any of you are gay and whether treating some of you to a "COLD MALTED MILK" would be enough to convey his interest. I have sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 9, 2017 10:43 AM
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*Shoves R87 out the door*
Knows there is only one DL fallout shelter.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 9, 2017 10:45 AM
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There's certainly NO room for that cunt Joan Fontaine or anyone associated with her.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 9, 2017 1:36 PM
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That's it! I'm making a new shelter, Zetashelter!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 9, 2017 1:45 PM
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You know those soap opera queens are going to be fighting over who's turn it is to 'be' Sleestak in the Lost Underground City of Eterna. Tears will be shed!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 9, 2017 2:45 PM
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There better not be any Millennials!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 9, 2017 3:01 PM
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There will be tears every five minutes, as everyone syncs to ovulation cycles. The bitch in the caftan is already frozen in shock. His cock is dangerously drooping to floor level.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 9, 2017 3:06 PM
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Pronoun Bingo will be starting in five minutes.
Please be sure to get your cards from the LGBTQIAWXYZMOUSE#%@)WOIOGTBWPGREOJGS2 stand.
Special prizes will be awarded for those who can name all the Glorious Strands Of Human Sexuality represented in the acronym LGBTQIAWXYZMOUSE#%@)WOIOGTBWPGREOJGS2
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 9, 2017 3:12 PM
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There damn well BETTER be room for my dildo collection ! Ive spent 1000s on it ! YOU may not think them necessary for survival,but I damn sure do. Have you seen all the screaming bottoms crammed in here ?!?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 9, 2017 3:35 PM
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Freshly 'baked' dump cake to go with your pumpkin spice r80 , made creamy with milk from the lactating lezzies
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 9, 2017 3:51 PM
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[quote]Is the cable still working? The Princess Diana special is on tonight, I CANNOT miss!
Unfortunately, the cable seems to be on the blink, but the entertainment committee has a couple of elders looking for a VHS copy of Brendad Ickson's "Welcome to My Home" video. If that fails, they will re-enact Brendad's presentation (incorporating the improved commentary by Deven Green, of course).
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 9, 2017 4:15 PM
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Well, if r97 gets to have his collection, then I INSIST on bringing my collection of Longaberger Baskets!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 9, 2017 5:52 PM
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Has anyone seen Anderson Cooper? Asking for a friend.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 9, 2017 7:24 PM
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IS SIZZLINJEN IN THE SHELTER YET?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 9, 2017 7:39 PM
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Volleyball net completed and plenty enough slippers for all. Thanks again, girls. Except for you two bitches Julie and Cheryl.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 103 | August 9, 2017 8:51 PM
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I've invited in Joan Steffend for a cheap 'n' cheerful makeover of the place.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 105 | August 9, 2017 11:53 PM
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I realize that this is wartime, and that we must all our part but REALLY. Is it too much to expect that first class stateroom attendants be proficient in English?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 9, 2017 11:56 PM
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Edith 'Big Edie' Bouvier Beale: The cat's going to the bathroom right right in back of my portrait. Edith 'Little Edie' Bouvier Beale: God, isn't that awful? Edith 'Big Edie' Bouvier Beale: No, I'm glad he is. I'm glad somebody's doing something he wanted to do.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 107 | August 10, 2017 12:02 AM
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Can we cut the straight chicks? They're all so high maintenance.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 10, 2017 12:06 AM
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Fuck that r108, without me here you guys would have no one to viciously judge except each other.
DO YOU WANT THAT THIS EARLY?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 10, 2017 12:18 AM
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R108 Straight chicks also attract straight guys. How are we supposed to guess which straight guys are gay when we don't have any straight guys in the shelter?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 10, 2017 12:20 AM
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Yeah, r110. Although, I can assure you that the guy I brought is straight. Brandon is just old fashioned, that's why we only have held hands so far. He's really excited for us to join you all!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 10, 2017 12:23 AM
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Hey Lurleen, I ain't never fucked a fag up the ass, and you all keep telling me to find one when I do it to you and end up with thar big plop o shit on my dick. These gay boys clean themselves out for fuckin.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 10, 2017 12:32 AM
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I Have No Hands, And I Must Slap
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 10, 2017 12:34 AM
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As a Fat Womyn, would I be useful on garbage detail? Or at least fallout insulation?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 10, 2017 12:38 AM
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Will the shelter evacuees be seated according to class?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 10, 2017 1:05 AM
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No R115, they will be seated according to HOTNESS. Duh!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 10, 2017 1:07 AM
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Attention! ATTENTION! This is Miss Shuster!
A swarm of ICBMs is heading this way!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 118 | August 10, 2017 1:09 AM
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Did everybody watch the orientation video and sign up for a workshift? If you haven't. please do so.
I'm telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 10, 2017 1:10 AM
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I am a lesbian mom. Where is Concentration Camp Brother Sun?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 10, 2017 1:13 AM
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how do you know their gender r120? you are literally murdering them by possibly misgendering them!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 10, 2017 1:17 AM
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Do I get a choice of still or sparkling?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 122 | August 10, 2017 1:18 AM
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[quote]I've invited in Joan Steffend for a cheap 'n' cheerful makeover of the place.
*Looks around*
Newp. Fuck it. Just [italic]fuck it.[/italic] I'll take my chances with nuclear winter.
FUCK. IT.
*Leaves*
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 10, 2017 1:23 AM
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Can we bring kwanza cak and red dragon cheese?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 10, 2017 1:24 AM
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r122 reminds me, who was in charge of bringing the lube?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 125 | August 10, 2017 1:26 AM
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Closing the fallout shelter door and locking it on all the tardy bitches ... with a PIVOT.
I told you: Life's not a great big bed of roses.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 126 | August 10, 2017 1:35 AM
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You queens hovering around me are going to ruin the dump dinner! No, I do not have any "fresh veggies" for you. There are no Michelin stars here. We're stocked with 400 lbs of canned goods and mixes, so I am doing the best I can. Now, get out of here until this shit congeals together or something.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 127 | August 10, 2017 1:35 AM
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We cannot use the radiation suits after holes have been poked in the rear. Also please refrain from wearing a caftan over the radiation suit.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 10, 2017 2:15 AM
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I rebuke you, Miss Barrie Youngfellow.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 129 | August 10, 2017 2:16 AM
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There's been an air burst guys!
Huge EMP heading towards us, so no more Datalounge ever again.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 10, 2017 2:18 AM
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Tasteful friends: what do you think of this decontamination shower?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 10, 2017 2:26 AM
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ugh, the tile in it is so déclassé
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 10, 2017 2:30 AM
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I appreciate the bidets, and a whole row of them? Now that's hostessing.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 10, 2017 2:34 AM
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What if we stack some books near it r132? Is it classy now?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 10, 2017 2:37 AM
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Ooo, let's be the pinworms in R133's ass.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 10, 2017 2:37 AM
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There is an 8' tall carrot at the west tunnel entrance. Should we let him in? He's hung like a mule...wait it is mule dick.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | August 10, 2017 2:40 AM
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Matt Damon says he needs a wider bed. The nerve of that guy.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | August 10, 2017 2:48 AM
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Goddammit, Cheryl. My cat is not to be used as your personal washrag.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | August 10, 2017 3:01 AM
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I have the exclusive lube concession. Cheap See me in Suite 401
by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 10, 2017 3:03 AM
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R139, is it organic and blessed by a shaman? If so, send three kegs to the lesbian yurt. It's strap-on night.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 10, 2017 3:10 AM
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R137 Give him the damn bed. The guy knows how to grow potatoes!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 10, 2017 3:13 AM
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OK r140. But none for Cheryl. How the hell did she get in here anyway?
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 10, 2017 3:20 AM
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Just thinking "Preventive Maintenance," here . . . We assume wall-mounted dispensers of our favorite antibiotics and antidepressants will be readily available?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 143 | August 10, 2017 3:25 AM
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Actually, R143, it slips very nicely into our holsters.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 10, 2017 3:36 AM
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Isn't there something besides Joan Crawford reading "My Way of Life" that they could play over the audio system?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 10, 2017 3:39 AM
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Why aren't these toe tags on letterpress card stock?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 146 | August 10, 2017 3:42 AM
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[quote] Matt Damon says he needs a wider bed.
Yeah, limousine liberals like him always want bigger everything at the expense of others. He's a hypocrite. He doesn't need a wider bed.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | August 10, 2017 3:42 AM
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I formally invite the Kathy Glass Troll to be my roommate in the fallout shelter suite.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | August 10, 2017 3:45 AM
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R126 is forbidden from entering the shelter.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | August 10, 2017 4:02 AM
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[quote] I'm so disappointed about the whole not-having-TCM thing, they're having a. "Who Gives A Flying Fuck" marathon tonight.
Question mark. Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | August 10, 2017 4:03 AM
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Why are the alarm lights jungle red?
by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 10, 2017 4:04 AM
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[quote] There is a sign up sheet on the blast door for you to sign and commit to one dish for the potluck.
It's a soupluck not a potluck.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | August 10, 2017 4:06 AM
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[quote] Is it Moose-friendly?
There are some industrial-sized ovens in Concentration Camp Brother Sun. I hear meese are good eating.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | August 10, 2017 4:07 AM
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Some very kind, tall humanoids just joined our shelter community. Must be effects from radiation. They say they can cure all our ills. One of the carries a book called "To Serve Man". How nice and considerate! Isn't that considerate, Harold?
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 10, 2017 4:10 AM
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Guys! Your art is dangerous!
Dead moms are supposed to be affixed to the cracks in doorways where radiation is strongest. They are [bold]not[/bold] to be posed holding platters, supporting glass coffee table tops, or holding Miss Sissy Boodles mummified corpse!
Also, Elder Queens! Walkers are to be parked against the wall. Leave them unattended in the walkways and we'll affix your asses to the cracks in the doorways!
by Anonymous | reply 155 | August 10, 2017 4:11 AM
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Oh no!!!! John is performing "autopsies" on living Thais and Filipinos! Someone stop him now!
Oh the humanity!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | August 10, 2017 4:12 AM
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Some stormfronters, Russian hackers and frauen are attempting to dig into the shelter via a shaft. How do we stop them from infiltrating our safe space?
by Anonymous | reply 158 | August 10, 2017 4:22 AM
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Paul! Is there a Paul here? There's someone at the external intercom asking for you. Says her name is Nana.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 10, 2017 4:25 AM
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Whose idea was it to bring two of every animal?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | August 10, 2017 4:26 AM
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Entrance Criteria: Each DL-Fallout Shelter applicant shall be tested, in in-depth detail, on the goddesses' humble beginnings, dramatic heights, and most importantly, the memorable quotes from this historical work of art.
First question: Associate "Ted Casablanca," then and now.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 161 | August 10, 2017 4:27 AM
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My first cat was a shelter cat. I named her Bootsie Gum Drops.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 162 | August 10, 2017 4:29 AM
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They're endangered, Becka @ R160! Do you know how many zoo officials I had to slaughter to save these white rhinos? Do you?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | August 10, 2017 4:30 AM
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There's already been a murder and I'm pretty sure it was Soft Butch Sous Chef aka Baggy Murderpants.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | August 10, 2017 4:31 AM
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R162, have you ever had a cat? If so what was its name?
by Anonymous | reply 165 | August 10, 2017 4:34 AM
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R165, my first cat was a shelter cat. I named her Bootsie Gum Drops.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | August 10, 2017 4:37 AM
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[quote] Do you know how many zoo officials I had to slaughter to save these white rhinos?
Why didn't you just buy it?
by Anonymous | reply 167 | August 10, 2017 4:41 AM
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CILANTRO is only allowed in the designated AREA (and that area is OUTSIDE)
by Anonymous | reply 168 | August 10, 2017 4:42 AM
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Please come dine in the Vivian Vance Memorial Shelter Cafeteria.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | August 10, 2017 4:47 AM
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And no fucking ARUGALA! It's a weed, people.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | August 10, 2017 4:49 AM
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Who spilled the tea? Butch lesbian clean up crew to canteen #6 now.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | August 10, 2017 4:50 AM
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So, we invited only ten people of color? Yes, Anthony, I'm including Italians in that number.
Way to go, you fucking racists.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | August 10, 2017 4:50 AM
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Finally I know why the caged bird sings!
by Anonymous | reply 173 | August 10, 2017 4:52 AM
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[quote] Yes, Anthony, I'm including Italians in that number.
Scaramucci or Rizzo?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | August 10, 2017 4:54 AM
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The image of tunneling fraus trying to get in.
Della better have a room by the underground pool.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | August 10, 2017 4:55 AM
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Masc Bros only at tea dance. 6pm at the Hole Bar level 2.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | August 10, 2017 4:56 AM
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Will the Lido Deck be available for reservation-only afternoon tea?
by Anonymous | reply 177 | August 10, 2017 4:58 AM
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R175, we posted two "masculine" sportsball-loving gays with Della. One is trying to crimp her hair.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | August 10, 2017 4:59 AM
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[quote] Will the Lido Deck be available for reservation-only afternoon tea?
Only if you throw shade.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | August 10, 2017 5:01 AM
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Is it true there's a Patty Duke wax museum on Subconcourse C?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | August 10, 2017 5:01 AM
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. . .Oh, and the spa; let's talk about the spa.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | August 10, 2017 5:02 AM
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[quote] Is it true there's a Patty Duke wax museum on Subconcourse C?
It's interactive though. You have to wear a blindfold. The goal is to recognize her by touch alone in all her great roles. Those two statues in the museum are hard to maintain with all the body oils with which they make contact.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | August 10, 2017 5:05 AM
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Fank you! You fixted my extra thumbs.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | August 10, 2017 5:05 AM
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Bai Ling is on the ceiling!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | August 10, 2017 5:07 AM
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Should my husband and I occupy the elderly wing or the 30 something wing? We don't want to be separated.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | August 10, 2017 5:09 AM
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The DL Players are doing music from FOLLIES !!!! Sunday night in the Broadway Bar. Not to be missed!
by Anonymous | reply 186 | August 10, 2017 5:11 AM
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Did you hear what Brenton Thwaites tried to do when the invading Chinese paratroopers landed? He tried to camouflage himself against a pile of cardboard boxes. They discovered him anyway because of his distinct "milk" smell. Silly boy! The reeducation camps will teach him.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | August 10, 2017 5:15 AM
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Attention. Due to our proximity to Earth's magnetic core, the Caftans and Earrings Ball is delayed til we find a spatula wide enough to pry these old queens off the floor.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | August 10, 2017 5:16 AM
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As of now I am in control here!
by Anonymous | reply 190 | August 10, 2017 5:21 AM
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Will we be artificially inseminating the lesbians? Just asking before flushing my ass babies.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | August 10, 2017 5:24 AM
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Guys, I really do need that wider bed. I'm serious. Can someone look into it, like right now? Great, thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | August 10, 2017 5:35 AM
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I found another person of color for our fallout shelter!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 193 | August 10, 2017 5:39 AM
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As a fat womon of color, will I be able to sign up for garbage detail?
by Anonymous | reply 194 | August 10, 2017 5:40 AM
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Lindsey's in the room next to me . He's been auditioning gentlemen callers all day. Christ he's a screamer. Anyone got a gag to spare?
by Anonymous | reply 196 | August 10, 2017 6:13 AM
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Tragedy or Murder?
Jane Velez-Mitchell has been detained after a tragic dumpster dive gone wrong. While searching out scraps for a new soup recipe, shelter resident Velez-Mitchell apparently mistook Darphur Orphan for chicken bones, and promptly stewed him. There will be a memorial for Darfur Orphan after appetizers and before dinner. Velez-Mitchell had previously been banned fom the lesbian yurt at least a dozen times.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 197 | August 10, 2017 6:15 AM
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This place is driving me crazy. Thank God there's a Mary Poppins singalong after dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | August 10, 2017 6:18 AM
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To be clear, Jane Velez-Mitchell was banned from our yurt for no particular reason, but rather just because.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | August 10, 2017 6:50 AM
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The next asshole who touches my MREs is gonna get cut.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | August 10, 2017 7:47 AM
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r200, stale nutloaf does not qualify as an MRE.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | August 10, 2017 8:34 AM
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Please don't forget to fill the tub with warm salt water, the Peruvian Mermaid Baby will be arriving at any minute and I want her to be comfortable!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | August 10, 2017 10:13 AM
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Uh. There's some short boys in mermaid .... whatever they're called. Flopping their way to the entrance....
by Anonymous | reply 203 | August 10, 2017 10:29 AM
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Jesus Christ! Shelter President Simon Halls strictly forbade to bring bags of oranges into the shelter! Look at First Man Matt Bomer, he's getting all wide eyed already!
by Anonymous | reply 204 | August 10, 2017 10:31 AM
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Please do not share the secret handshake of the glorious Almighty Almiqui Cult with outsiders. We meet in the back of the Shelter's Once Around the Garden Food Court.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | August 10, 2017 10:35 AM
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"Hello, DL! Is the thought of nuc-u-lar war making you stressed? Well forget yer troubles, c'mon, get happy, and join us in the corridor outside of the hydroponics lab for anxiety-relieving prancercise!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 206 | August 10, 2017 10:39 AM
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For tonite's entertainment Gay Porn Studio Cockyboys proudly presents a Cockyboys All-Star production of Death of A Salesman. Tomorrow; Sean Cody - Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | August 10, 2017 10:40 AM
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To all guests: please make an effort to eat a balanced diet as we've had some problems with our solid waste disposal unit getting cranky. As a reminder, Erna is fond of corn, and by having just one serving per week you will be doing your part to help keeping her happy. That is all.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | August 10, 2017 10:48 AM
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To those who complained about my naked child presenting hole during the canned vegan dinner:
I am about to start calling out names and pictures of people who leave us bad reviews, especially when it deals with our children. You will no longer be allowed to come and dine in the DL fallout shelter. Especially when you lie about our babies. We do not need or want your business. Be our guest to go and eat at the other vegan fallout shelter down the street. This is going to be fun!!!! You’ve thoroughly irritated mama bear!!!!!!!!! We’re starting with that bottom wearing the caftan and earrings! For anyone who reads this and is instantly scared this might affect our business, I cannot begin to tell you how much we do not care. Haters are not welcome!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | August 10, 2017 11:26 AM
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Everyone be silent. Ryan Seacrest is on the roof trying to get in and he's fat. Again.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | August 10, 2017 12:04 PM
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Ever since the Internet went down the Millennials have entered into a Catatonic Zombie State! They're are slipping into comas by the hour!
They can only be revived when someone gives them small rectangular mirrors that seem to mimic cell phones!
by Anonymous | reply 211 | August 10, 2017 12:05 PM
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R209 We were just nuked and are sitting in a Fallout Shelter with Erna, Cheryl, and Matt. Do you really think anyone cares about your precious spawn running around naked and pooping allover the place?
Some people are really not getting the severity of this...... Did this guy just strain the pasta? NO PASTA STRAINING, EVER!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | August 10, 2017 12:33 PM
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I know a handsome and talented actor who is veryaimly deserving of a spot in the shelter.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | August 10, 2017 2:11 PM
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I know a handsome and talented actor who is certainly deserving of a spot in the shelter.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | August 10, 2017 2:12 PM
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[quote]When we don't have any straight guys in the shelter?
The DL shelter is a bro-free zone. You can only bro outside and you have to bro at least 10 metres away from the entrance.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | August 10, 2017 2:20 PM
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Will all of you quiet down. I'm trying to listen to my stories.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | August 10, 2017 2:26 PM
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The lottery for being Aaron Rodgers roomie will be held in the mess hall after chow, any with interest poetry asked not to participate.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | August 10, 2017 2:26 PM
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And he lottery is only limited to women. Because I'm straight. Yeah - straight.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | August 10, 2017 2:29 PM
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Will there be a dedicated tchotchke preservation area?
Will the vintage gay porn be kept in a vacuumed sealed archival vault?
Where will the lesbians store their picnic tables and checkered tablecloths for their crab-boils?
by Anonymous | reply 219 | August 10, 2017 3:38 PM
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[quote] [R200], stale nutloaf does not qualify as an MRE.
Are you kidding me, R201? It's got the official government seal right there. I don't care if it looks like a My Little Pony sticker with 'MRE' written on it.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | August 10, 2017 4:39 PM
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[quote] stale nutloaf does not qualify as an MRE.
What food have we got? Let me see. Ah, yes. Nutloaf. And look - more nutloaf! I don't usually hold with foreign food, but this dykish stuff, it's not bad.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | August 10, 2017 4:44 PM
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My cot is adjacent to that of that swarthy Brenton Thwaites creature. How ever shall I sleep? His kind are supposed to be downstairs or on a much lower deck.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | August 10, 2017 4:46 PM
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You have entered the new man hole. Experienced evacuees, you know what to do.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | August 10, 2017 4:52 PM
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R166, have you ever had a cat? What did you name it?
by Anonymous | reply 224 | August 10, 2017 4:57 PM
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'My soda crackers have a moldy smell and Becky's eye just fell out again"! DADDY!!!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 225 | August 10, 2017 4:59 PM
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Once the rectal bleeding stops ( the smell is intense) and Daddy had the generator working, we will watch this on the port. DVD player..
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 226 | August 10, 2017 5:03 PM
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[quote] My soda crackers have a moldy smell
Make sure you're not bunked next to Cheryl.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | August 10, 2017 5:05 PM
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This shelter is useless without a Fibromyalgia Support group! Tender to the touch 'n all.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | August 10, 2017 5:10 PM
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Dear inhabitants. Please respect your elderly and those in need of assistance. Except Julie, she's a cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | August 10, 2017 5:14 PM
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[quote] Matt Damon says he needs a wider bed. The nerve of that guy.
Why does Matt need a wider bed?
by Anonymous | reply 231 | August 10, 2017 5:22 PM
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Oh, FANK you! You fixded my radiation shield!
by Anonymous | reply 232 | August 10, 2017 5:37 PM
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Dad! Why did you fill ours' in? Huh? Daddy?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 233 | August 10, 2017 5:40 PM
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Uh oh..bringing down the fresh water, batteries, candles and K Rations...where's Spot?! Pussy?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 234 | August 10, 2017 5:52 PM
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Ok, bitches, which one of you stole my can of frosting?
by Anonymous | reply 235 | August 10, 2017 8:32 PM
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We've come a long way...Not!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 236 | August 10, 2017 8:37 PM
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ATTENTION, YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
A BRIEF ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE DATALOUNGE SUNDAY BRUNCH COMMITTEE:
We regret to inform you that Crêpes Suzette will NOT be served at the grand opening celebration. All orders for Crêpes Suzette have been suspended until further notice. We encourage our patrons to enjoy other selections to be presented as planned, including our proprietary Arugula and Pistachio Pesto Quiche and our exclusive rendition of Hangtown Fry. Thank you for your support and cooperation.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | August 10, 2017 10:04 PM
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Hello, R224. My first cat was a shelter cat. I named her Bootsie Gum Drops.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | August 10, 2017 10:33 PM
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[quote]We regret to inform you that Crêpes Suzette will NOT be served at the grand opening celebration. All orders for Crêpes Suzette have been suspended until further notice. We encourage our patrons to enjoy other selections to be presented as planned, including our proprietary Arugula and Pistachio Pesto Quiche and our exclusive rendition of Hangtown Fry. Thank you for your support and cooperation.
R237, But what about my Pancakes Barbara?!? How am I supposed to move forward without Pancakes Barbara?
by Anonymous | reply 239 | August 10, 2017 10:39 PM
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What part of "Once Around the Garden" don't you fatasses understand?
by Anonymous | reply 240 | August 10, 2017 10:41 PM
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Dammit, this isn't kale, it's turnip greens. Julie, you really are a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | August 10, 2017 11:31 PM
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R239, please remain calm. The pancake bar will open and proceed as scheduled. Check your local listings for topping preferences and availability,
by Anonymous | reply 242 | August 10, 2017 11:44 PM
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Jerry, let's not ask for the moon, when we have...radiation
by Anonymous | reply 243 | August 11, 2017 12:04 AM
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No cak. No graxy. No Red Dragon Cheddar. Not even a goddam slice of Michfest Nut-loaf.
Fuck this shit, I'd rather die of radiation poisoning.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | August 11, 2017 12:10 AM
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Has the Presidential Suite been taken?
by Anonymous | reply 245 | August 11, 2017 12:11 AM
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Do we have enough frozen cheesecakes to hold us over until the first DL shelter bakery opens?
by Anonymous | reply 246 | August 11, 2017 12:21 AM
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I have yummy 2mg Xanax bars for all of us, queens!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 247 | August 11, 2017 12:24 AM
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I named my cat SPAZ because he was flailing and ugly.
He won't be coming to the Shelter with me. Let him take his chance out there.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | August 11, 2017 12:26 AM
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Can I sell my place and buy a zoo?
by Anonymous | reply 249 | August 11, 2017 12:52 AM
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You are all cordially reminded to pick up after yourself and not clutter up the entrance to your particular pod door with bric-a-brack, knick-knacks, or rubbish. Clinical tests have proven that neater homes are engulfed last in thermonuclear blasts, so tidy up!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 250 | August 11, 2017 1:40 AM
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I assume entrance into the DataLounge Fallout Shelter will give preference to Swarthmore College Theta Chi Sorority graduates, n'est-ce pas?
by Anonymous | reply 251 | August 11, 2017 1:47 AM
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Paging Damon, Matt. Damon, Matt to Level 5E for observation, inspection, interrogation and probing.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | August 11, 2017 1:55 AM
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Whoever told Lance Bass to keep his head between his knees is a sick individual.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | August 11, 2017 2:12 AM
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I can never hold my head between my legs for very long...for some reason....
by Anonymous | reply 254 | August 11, 2017 2:13 AM
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Matt Damon's wide-bed needs - why?
by Anonymous | reply 255 | August 11, 2017 2:33 AM
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There is another DL shelter R87, but its invite only.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | August 11, 2017 2:59 AM
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Who allowed the fucking spaz troll into the shelter?
by Anonymous | reply 257 | August 11, 2017 3:07 AM
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Which one of you bitches thought these buckets would be a good idea? I hope you have multiple shovels, with one labeled clearly - use for latrine only!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 258 | August 11, 2017 3:16 AM
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Sorry toots, those spots are reserved for Tommy and Gio.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | August 11, 2017 3:20 AM
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Who's is charge of rationing the lube? I DEMAND an increase!
by Anonymous | reply 261 | August 11, 2017 3:37 AM
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[quote]We regret to inform you that Crêpes Suzette will NOT be served at the grand opening celebration. All orders for Crêpes Suzette have been suspended until further notice.
Were they soggy? Did they not flame? (Unlike many of the residents?)
by Anonymous | reply 262 | August 11, 2017 3:37 AM
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R231 and R255, because he has a
by Anonymous | reply 263 | August 11, 2017 3:43 AM
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Have we already addressed this question?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 264 | August 11, 2017 3:47 AM
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Happy hour at the shelter!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 265 | August 11, 2017 3:50 AM
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I'm prelubed and ready to go! Meet me under the Lido deck at midnight!
by Anonymous | reply 266 | August 11, 2017 4:28 AM
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Jesus. Why the hell is Zsa Zsa Gabor's leg in the freezer? Has one of you bitches had that with you this whole time?
by Anonymous | reply 267 | August 11, 2017 4:46 AM
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Miss Lingus. Miss Connie Lingus. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | August 11, 2017 4:49 AM
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[quote] Miss Connie Lingus
Connie?
by Anonymous | reply 269 | August 11, 2017 5:14 AM
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Well where exactly are we meant to keep it r267? On the dining table? In the pantry? Of course, it's on the freezer.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | August 11, 2017 5:18 AM
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Matt Damon's wife FINALLY made it here. Apparently she got a little too cocky racing Mitch McConnell and took several naps along the way. She's going to dice carrots for tonight's soup, so I don't want you bitches saying anything cross towards her! You already sent Rumer out of here in hysterics last night.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | August 11, 2017 5:19 AM
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I love you, R271.
Matt Damon's rabbit-faced wife. Tehe.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | August 11, 2017 5:38 AM
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[quote] You already sent Rumer out of here in hysterics last night.
How did that happen? Dod someone say "Why the long face?" or asked her whether she knew Mary Shelley personally?
by Anonymous | reply 273 | August 11, 2017 5:40 AM
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[quote] You already sent Rumer out of here in hysterics last night.
How did that happen? Did someone say "Why the long face?" or asked her whether she knew Mary Shelley personally?
by Anonymous | reply 274 | August 11, 2017 5:40 AM
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[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 275 | August 11, 2017 9:49 AM
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Who set up the "gym"? There's a manual treadmill and a step-stool with "Stairstepper" written on it in crayon. And don't even get me started on the shower.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | August 11, 2017 4:05 PM
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I had heard that DL demographics skewed older, but this is ridiculous. Is there another gay shelter? The overabundance of people in their 20s is too much to bear.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | August 11, 2017 4:09 PM
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Zsa Zsa's leg is for Show & Tell tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | August 11, 2017 4:15 PM
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OK, pervs. Which one of you designed the men's shower room?
by Anonymous | reply 280 | August 11, 2017 4:32 PM
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It's more peepholes and gloryholes than walls!
by Anonymous | reply 281 | August 11, 2017 4:44 PM
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What's in the adjacent wing?
by Anonymous | reply 282 | August 11, 2017 7:54 PM
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Who's in the adjacent wing?
by Anonymous | reply 283 | August 11, 2017 7:54 PM
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I don't know why the lesbians want to claim the mezzanine level as a safe space when it would make a perfect spot for T Dance. I'm organizing a sit-in to protest
by Anonymous | reply 284 | August 11, 2017 7:55 PM
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I've noticed there are 230 tiles on my room's floor as opposed to the 280 tiles in Dahvide's room. Also, his room has a view of the tomato hydro-grow while mine is of a creepy purple cinder block wall. Now, I love Dahvide with all my heart, but he is a very tiny pocketgay with god awful taste.
Whom do I speak to so that we may exchange rooms without Dahvide's input?
by Anonymous | reply 285 | August 11, 2017 11:45 PM
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Signups for the Talent Show are conducted today and tomorrow. Please specify any special needs for props, music or lighting, and list cultural references or in-jokes.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 286 | August 11, 2017 11:57 PM
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The Frau wing will be serving jello mold salad, REAL fucking potato salad, and some Bingo realness. Everyone invited.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | August 12, 2017 12:00 AM
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Please STOP drilling glory holes in the airlock door and fellating the mutated radiation creatures.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | August 12, 2017 12:01 AM
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R288, as long as we jamb the hands of dead moms in the holes afterwards, everybody's safe and happy.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | August 12, 2017 12:06 AM
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It's NOT a caftan. It's a kimono.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | August 12, 2017 7:36 AM
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Sign above the door of the Shelter: Datalounge Fallout Shelter
written underneath: This is why we can't have nice things!
by Anonymous | reply 291 | August 12, 2017 9:42 AM
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Please don't feed the Broadway extras. They need to perform.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | August 12, 2017 9:44 AM
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Sign placed of the EXIT sign: Anti Trans Troll Wing
Sign placed over the Warning sign (Warning: Chasm on the other side of Door): Alt Right Troll Refuge Center
by Anonymous | reply 293 | August 12, 2017 9:51 AM
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A Reminder: The DataLounge Pneumatic Ejection Tube is designed to eliminate rescue-pet fecal matter. It is NOT designed to handle knick-nacks and fashion accessories you despise.
Shooting Bing & Grondahl or Lladro figurines at the Jesus Save Us Fallout Shelter only makes it stronger.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | August 12, 2017 9:54 AM
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Due to popular demand we change the current morning song (Madame Butterfly's un bel di - One Beautiful Day) to Flashdance's What A Feeling. Happy morning.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | August 12, 2017 9:56 AM
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What are the sleeping arrangements? Can I bring my nephew? He's straight and very well built.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | August 12, 2017 9:59 AM
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I'm sick of sitting in here with the twinks doing runway & the caftan crowd fighting over apostrophes and pasta draining! It's time to unleash our biological weapons against their nuclear warfare:
Let's open the door and push Cheryl out pussy first!
by Anonymous | reply 297 | August 12, 2017 11:11 AM
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My favorite nephew has his Legos in tow, and I can live without TCM if there's MeTV. But whose idea was it to mount the flat screen over the kerosene heater? Did none of Tasteful Friends survive the initial impact?
I was pleasantly surprised to see that the DL shelter has a doorman. I've left him a note...
by Anonymous | reply 298 | August 12, 2017 11:33 AM
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There's too much macrame. Who's I need charge of interior decoration?.... EVERYONE?? Oh dear.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | August 12, 2017 11:39 AM
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BILL TAYLOR! BILL TAYLOR!
WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE!
by Anonymous | reply 300 | August 12, 2017 11:39 AM
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Attending a post-nuclear event at DLagio fallout shelter/baked potato bar, I needed to use the Women's Restroom. In the middle of using the toilet, I saw a huge flood of NORTH KOREAN ICBMs flooding my stall from the one next to it. My brand new Satin lead-lined high heels and large X-Ray blocking cloth bag were immediately covered in the filthy warheads. I finished as quickly as possible and went to the decontamination room. The smell from Cheryl's panties was horrific....
....to be continued
by Anonymous | reply 301 | August 12, 2017 12:00 PM
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Let's bring back the Fern Bar.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | August 12, 2017 2:46 PM
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As long as it has unending graxy and cak.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | August 12, 2017 2:54 PM
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A harp playing eldergay can NOT be the only acceptable music in here, as charming as he might be.
We need more options.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | August 12, 2017 3:08 PM
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Discussing the inconsistencies of the Golden Girls in confined spaces like this one? Are you crazy????
by Anonymous | reply 305 | August 12, 2017 3:51 PM
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Remember: The Datalounge Shelter is NOT a hotel! There are no additional free towels available.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | August 12, 2017 3:54 PM
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Please don't hold up the line at the food service station with your "Please sir, could I have some more?" Oliver Twist impressions. It's not funny anymore.
Signed by the meal service team.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | August 12, 2017 3:58 PM
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On today's agenda: How to keep your bunk bed nice and tidy. With Martha Stewart
On tomorrow's agenda: Poppers, what is it good for? Absolutely everything! With Martha Stewart
by Anonymous | reply 308 | August 12, 2017 4:02 PM
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Please note that that any kind of worship is strictly forbidden in the Datalounge Shelter. The only exception is the Golden Girls Shrine in Section B12.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | August 12, 2017 4:09 PM
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There is no need to throw shade in the Datalounge Shelter. We are already in the shade.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | August 12, 2017 4:11 PM
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Can we have a serious discussion about the nutloaf situation? Those things are hard as bricks. I've put things with more moist up my ass than that criminal offense that it called nutloaf around here.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | August 12, 2017 4:14 PM
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Please join our lesbian sisters in their daily hunt for underground vermin to keep this Shelter nice and rodent free.
Signed, the "Squirrels. Death" Squad
by Anonymous | reply 312 | August 12, 2017 4:16 PM
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ATTENTION, ATTENTION!
The drill for preparing for the arrival of Miss Ross will start in 15 minutes. We will spend the first 10 minutes of it practicing diverting our eyes to avoid eye contact with her; we will then spend the following 10 minutes running through the emergency procedures for evacuating the communal showers in record time in order to ensure her privacy in said facility; and the final 10 minutes will focus on the emergency drill of evacuating the DL Starlight Garden Court to ensure Miss Ross and her entourage are able to dine in privacy.
One more thing, we still do not have enough Volunteer Food Tasters for this project.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | August 12, 2017 5:02 PM
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[quote]Please note that that any kind of worship is strictly forbidden in the Datalounge Shelter.
Even MUSCLE worship? This is an OUTRAGE!
by Anonymous | reply 314 | August 12, 2017 5:19 PM
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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
Now that we have successfully completed the daily drills to prepare for Miss Ross' arrival, all DL Fallout Shelter occupants shall assemble in the DL compound cafeteria in 30 minutes for the disbursement of the regulatory DL Fallout Shelter jumpsuits. In order to avoid the transfer of bacteria into the DL general population, the wearing of white undergarments during said disbursement process is required.
Note: the adornment or alteration of individual jumpsuits, in any manner, shall be acknowledged as a formal DL Fallout Shelter code violation per Miss Ross' occupancy requirements.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 316 | August 12, 2017 7:33 PM
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My bunkmate is a gargoyle!
by Anonymous | reply 317 | August 12, 2017 8:41 PM
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So I found the gym facilities. Priorities bitches.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 318 | August 12, 2017 10:18 PM
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[quote]My bunkmate is a gargoyle!
Hmm. Now that you mention it, where is the smoking section? And have suitable ledges been provided?
by Anonymous | reply 319 | August 12, 2017 10:25 PM
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Stock up on HoHos and Twinkies.
They have a shelf life of 20+ years!
by Anonymous | reply 320 | August 12, 2017 10:32 PM
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Can't I just have a twinkie ho?
by Anonymous | reply 321 | August 12, 2017 11:08 PM
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R318, isn't that the Lesbian workout equipment?
by Anonymous | reply 322 | August 12, 2017 11:18 PM
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Attention All DL Fallout Shelter Guests,
Please be advised that the cardboard fireplace is provided as a courtesy to our guests to elicit holiday cheer during these troubled times. The next "tasteful friend" who snickers and complains about it to management will find my cha cha heel up her ass.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 323 | August 12, 2017 11:31 PM
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I'm fawwwwwcked!
My mother has found out about this glorious sanctuary of refuge! In addition to her wanting to join, she also wants to bring my dad!
I am, therefore, at the mercy of the DL Fallout Shelter Board of Admissions: Puh-lease, Puh-lease make them take the admission's test, as described in R161! They'll never pass the exam; I promise my DL card on this fact!)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 324 | August 12, 2017 11:48 PM
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I'd like to apply for admission, but the thought of sharing a shower with Erna, Poo Shoes, and the parents? Nope. Mutations might just improve me.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | August 13, 2017 12:07 AM
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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
All DL-ers, the following is a personal safety statement from "Julie":
"Do NOT touch my fucking bike!"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 326 | August 13, 2017 12:32 AM
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So far I've counted 12,358 tiles on the ceiling, 4,568 tiles on the floor, 226 cots, 389 twinkies and 157 HoHo's. 2 gargoyles, 1 half-open Queen Helene mint julep mask, 78 caftans, 12 nephews, 1 stale nutloaf, 1 Kimodo dragon, 5678 bottoms, 1000 dildos, 530 Always maxi pads, 558 earrings, 2-55 gallon drums of lube, 1 copy of Prancercize, 1 shelter cat known as Bootsie Gumdrops. Fank you DL for the shelter!
by Anonymous | reply 327 | August 13, 2017 1:12 AM
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Robert Repulveda is here!
He's saving up his dick cheese for y'all to eat when the dried food runs out.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | August 13, 2017 1:51 AM
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Can someone help me find my Shit Bra?
by Anonymous | reply 329 | August 13, 2017 2:13 AM
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Will Kevin Lanflisi entertain us with a poetry reading?
by Anonymous | reply 330 | August 13, 2017 2:31 AM
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I've already posted about using dead moms to block radiation. It is truly sad and I am sorry for those who have lost their very dead moms.
With several gaps in less popular entranceways, we still desperately need bodies to absorb any radiation. They need not be completely dead! I've provided a live feed to the Christian Broadcast News channel, bowls of cheezy chips, as well a curated collection of tiny, fragile chairs at key spots should any of our larger members wish to stop by.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | August 13, 2017 9:53 AM
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How about this Rodgers/Lanflisi erotic fanfic I've been working on instead?
by Anonymous | reply 332 | August 13, 2017 3:26 PM
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Dead moms are awfully decorative, don'tcha think?
by Anonymous | reply 333 | August 13, 2017 4:13 PM
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They're top drawer. Really top drawer.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | August 13, 2017 4:28 PM
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Hey, I have CD player and some Richard Simmons workout tapes about Dancing to the Oldies!
by Anonymous | reply 337 | August 13, 2017 4:53 PM
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Yes R260, who shall bunk with me, AIKC?
My one and only stipulation is that my bunk mate not snore like sasquatch (or smell like him!)
Don't even think of leaving me off the list. I'm a nurse, I'm a top (with a decent sized dick, and I've got some good drugs. So?
PS: I prefer the top bunk (and sexual position).
by Anonymous | reply 338 | August 13, 2017 4:58 PM
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Then how'd ya like to split me muff, R336?
by Anonymous | reply 339 | August 13, 2017 5:25 PM
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Madam Begger Woman, you were allowed entry based upon your promised valuable services of fortune telling, horoscope creation, and feng shui.
If you do not put your cooter away, I'll stuff your gnomish body into the exterior glory hole near Ross Dress Fot Less.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | August 13, 2017 6:18 PM
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I'm still waiting on my fucking creme brûlée!
by Anonymous | reply 341 | August 13, 2017 8:47 PM
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People, please stop trying to feed the Darfur orphan. He's just a troll looking for attention.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | August 13, 2017 11:26 PM
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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
There will be a Tarot Card reading tomorrow evening, Sunday, 6:00p; it will be hosted by The Lovely and Talented Shirley Maclaine.
Caftans and earrings are required.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 343 | August 13, 2017 11:43 PM
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Almost everyone I've talked to says, "We're going to move to the Datalounge Fallout Shelter." What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay there. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the bitchery!
And so many of the people in the fallout shelter here, you know, were underprivileged anyway. So this is working very well for them.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | August 14, 2017 12:00 AM
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[quote] And so many of the people in the fallout shelter here, you know, were underprivileged anyway.
True.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | August 14, 2017 12:09 AM
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I will need one suite for me and one for my luggage. I do not sleep in my clothes, nor do I sleep with them.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | August 14, 2017 12:25 AM
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I'm afraid I'll have to take all those rations off of your hands, this is wartime and I'm acting as an elected official. Also, you'll have to find another shelter, I'm an elected official and will need all your space for my family. Also, knockoff the jokes about how I'm so fat I can save the planet by soaking up all the radiation, I have HAD it with the jokes!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 347 | August 14, 2017 12:39 AM
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Anybody up for Babysitting?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 348 | August 14, 2017 12:53 AM
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R347, where the fuck was that scary GIF of Chris Christie taken? He looks so uncomfortable!
by Anonymous | reply 349 | August 14, 2017 1:05 AM
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Where's the Posh happy hour now please? Is it true it's now going to be in the shelter? Who's in charge of decorations? The bar?
by Anonymous | reply 350 | August 14, 2017 1:07 AM
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Can we go back to having Tequila Sunrise happy hours at the cocktail lounge? I miss the 70s so much!
by Anonymous | reply 351 | August 14, 2017 1:27 AM
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Looks like I'm here just in time to help deal with the unruly brats. You know who I'm talking about.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | August 14, 2017 1:27 AM
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R323 - And what's a holiday season without someone making a Kwanzaa cake?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 353 | August 14, 2017 1:35 AM
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[r348] I would like to suggest Mrs. Patrick Campbell.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | August 14, 2017 2:01 AM
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Yes, no warmer than 100 degrees, delicately scented, every evening, 7:00p. Filtered water, only. White bath sheets, 100-percent cotton, plush.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 355 | August 14, 2017 2:02 AM
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Attention: There will be a shirtless flag football game on the lower-level mezzanine, after the "Once around the Olive Garden" follies conclude. Please see a Mr. K. Lanflisi for hotness ... I mean safety, inspection prior to the game.
Note: pants are optional.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | August 14, 2017 2:04 AM
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By the way, dahling, the spa tub arrangements are for Miss Zeta-Jones; NOT Miss Ross.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | August 14, 2017 2:05 AM
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I have to say the First Datalounge Fallout Shelter Potluck was a disappointment. Everyone brought dump cakes and aspic salad. I had to send Manuel to the Datalounge Pharmacy for a dose of Bromo-Seltzer.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | August 14, 2017 2:28 AM
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I will be giving a reading of my work after lights out over the PA system. Hopefully this will relax us all. My door is always open.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | August 14, 2017 2:34 AM
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[quote] I have to say the First Datalounge Fallout Shelter Potluck was a disappointment.
It's a soupluck not a potluck.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | August 14, 2017 2:40 AM
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The "Dress Like Your Favorite Golden Girl" contest and pageant has been rescheduled. See the bulletin board for details.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | August 14, 2017 2:47 AM
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I smuggled Slee and Dee Dee Halls in using a large laundry cart.
And Lucille Ball was going to join us but Gary Morton talked her out of it.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | August 14, 2017 2:56 AM
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Ginny in billing will be cooking a turkey in the Sylvia Plath memorial oven this Sunday. Be sure to let her know if you want some.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | August 14, 2017 3:00 AM
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Apparently in Manuel-ese "Bromo-Seltzer" means a pack of spearmint gum, a box of Magnum condoms.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | August 14, 2017 2:05 PM
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You can bunk with me, AIKC.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | August 14, 2017 10:36 PM
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[quote] I-am-not-an-animal! - Christmas Moose
[quote] Actually, yes you are. - Friend or Christmas Moose
by Anonymous | reply 366 | August 14, 2017 10:38 PM
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Q. Is it Moose-friendly?
A. There are some industrial-sized ovens in Concentration Camp Brother Sun. I hear meese are good eating.
That's not a very nice thing to say, R153.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | August 15, 2017 12:53 AM
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I'm sad to report our first case of cholera.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | August 15, 2017 12:57 AM
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[quote] I'm sad to report our first case of cholera.
Is Cheryl the Patient X or Thyphoid Mary! of the shelter?
by Anonymous | reply 369 | August 15, 2017 1:01 AM
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I have a working VCR and a giant box of Star Trek:TNG VHS tapes. It's party time!
Everyone invited!
by Anonymous | reply 371 | August 15, 2017 5:07 AM
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[quote] BYOB, I'm not running a hotel here.
For that I'll have you ejected into space!
by Anonymous | reply 372 | August 15, 2017 6:24 AM
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Where's the leather santa suit for the "Christmas at Ground Zero" spectacular?
by Anonymous | reply 373 | August 16, 2017 5:02 AM
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[quote]I have a working VCR and a giant box of Star Trek:TNG VHS tapes. It's party time!
You could have warned us people were cosplaying. I thought someone let Brent Spiner into the shelter!
by Anonymous | reply 374 | August 16, 2017 1:28 PM
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[quote]Miss Constance McCashin -- any Hostess products up in this doublewide?
Does "doublewide" refer to your ass or the rusty old trailer where this is being held?
by Anonymous | reply 375 | August 16, 2017 1:55 PM
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R198 has been thrown out of the shelter for trying to start shit. You are hereby banished from the shelter along with that vile bit of hate speech. Anyone else who tries that will also be fucking banished.
The singalong will be from [italic]Bedknobs and Broomsticks[/italic]. If you don't know the songs, fucking learn them. In fact, the password will be "Treguna Mekoides Tracorum Satis Dee" to keep tasteless pricks like you out.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 376 | August 16, 2017 2:00 PM
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R198 has been thrown out of the shelter for trying to start shit. You are hereby banished from the shelter along with that vile bit of hate speech. Anyone else who tries that will also be fucking banished.
The singalong will be from [italic]Bedknobs and Broomsticks[/italic]. If you don't know the songs, fucking learn them. In fact, the password will be "Treguna Mekoides Tracorum Satis Dee" to keep tasteless pricks like you out.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 377 | August 16, 2017 2:00 PM
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R198 has been thrown out of the shelter for trying to start shit. You are hereby banished from the shelter along with that vile bit of hate speech. Anyone else who tries that will also be fucking banished.
The singalong will be from [italic]Bedknobs and Broomsticks[/italic]. If you don't know the songs, fucking learn them. In fact, the password will be "Treguna Mekoides Tracorum Satis Dee" to keep tasteless pricks like you out.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 378 | August 16, 2017 2:00 PM
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Only [italic]Bedknobs[/italic] fans are allowed in the shelter. Haters are not welcome and will be left to die in the fallout like you deserve.
And anyone who tries to pit [italic]Golden Girls[/italic] fans against [italic]Designing Women[/italic] fans will go with them.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 379 | August 16, 2017 2:02 PM
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This is the alarm that will go off in case of anti-gay hate speech.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 380 | August 16, 2017 2:05 PM
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Since "Mary" is an outdated and offensive slang term for a gay man, and to pop someone means to hit them, R198 has been banished from the shelter for good. If it wasn't for the likes of you, such a shelter wouldn't be necessary.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 381 | August 16, 2017 2:07 PM
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This will be what we sing along to when R198 dies from exposure to fallout.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 382 | August 16, 2017 2:11 PM
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This is what the menu will be:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 383 | August 16, 2017 2:11 PM
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This will also be part of the singalong for the celebration of R198's death:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 384 | August 16, 2017 2:14 PM
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I am also proud to announce that the cult of jenn-durr has been banished completely from the fallout shelter.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | August 16, 2017 2:18 PM
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I swear I saw Aaron Schock and Adam Kinzinger skulking around the thrid-level mezzanine.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | August 16, 2017 3:03 PM
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Is that R386 pounding on the door to get back in or is that a walrus having a seizure?
by Anonymous | reply 387 | August 16, 2017 3:17 PM
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I'm a Tumblr Womyn and already your talk about dead moms being used as a shield for the radiation has triggered me, I'll have you know many childless dead Womyn led amazing and productive lives without being moms, why don't they get to be shields?
I've brought a petition I will pass around to change the name of "Ho-Ho's" to "Classy Yums". Let's not slut shame the baked goods, let's be better than that.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | August 16, 2017 3:41 PM
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This nucular radiation worries me. Are we really going to protected in the shelter? I worry we might mutate. What will DLer mutants be like?
Will we discard our caftans for board shorts? Will we stop watching the GG and start tuning into Monday night football? Will the odor of our sweaty manpits and Cheryl change? Prefer G to M?
Will we become *clutch pearls* NORMAL??
by Anonymous | reply 389 | August 16, 2017 3:57 PM
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Could someone take an inventory of our supply of hormone pills? Make sure to analyze the data for the girl kind and the boy kind. Cross-reference that against the expected tranny population and their needs.
If we get this wrong, things could go south. FAST.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | August 16, 2017 4:00 PM
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[quote] Are we really going to protected in the shelter?
I think we're relatively safe, except maybe R265 who insisted on a window room.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | August 16, 2017 4:03 PM
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Is Mike Hunt in here? Has anybody seen Mike Hunt??
by Anonymous | reply 392 | August 16, 2017 7:52 PM
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These giant portraits of Muriel plastered on every wall are a bit too reminiscent of Iraq during the Hussein regime, dont'cha think?
by Anonymous | reply 393 | August 17, 2017 12:26 AM
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Dear DL Shelters, it's day four of our 1,500 days stay ... AND I ALREADY HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 394 | August 17, 2017 12:37 AM
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Yes, the internet is still for porn. Don't waste your online minutes on something else like checking what's going on outside the shelter.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | August 17, 2017 12:44 AM
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R395 How else am I supposed to get the latest radioactive mutant gossip?
by Anonymous | reply 396 | August 17, 2017 2:37 AM
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We have found an old film in the storage area. A showing of "The Flying Fucklings Of 1934" will be in the main mess hall at 8pm.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | August 17, 2017 3:21 AM
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R394...the first DL fall out shelter serial killer.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | August 17, 2017 3:49 AM
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I need a red pageboy wig and a green turtleneck sweater. The need to tap is coming over me.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | August 17, 2017 3:51 AM
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Does anyone know the signs of radiation sickness? Lately I've noticed my hips are filling my caftan out in a more womanly manner and I've been having weird thoughts involving my nephew.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | August 17, 2017 3:53 AM
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R400 that's not radiation poisoning, silly. You're just an old fashioned pervert.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | August 17, 2017 4:00 AM
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Get out the protective gear! Cheryl's pussy has mutated due to radiation exposure!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 402 | August 17, 2017 4:57 PM
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This shelter to shelter 'party'line sucks. Phyllis and Marvin over in Bunker 13 are the shitz!
Speaking of which..anyone with an odor eliminator idea? Charcoal is low.
Stephanie Miller was on the wind-up radio...she, the dogs, and Frangella made it! Hope they don't eat Max.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 403 | August 17, 2017 5:50 PM
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These iodine tablets are addictive.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | August 17, 2017 5:51 PM
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OMG! Corbin Fisher survived.. Love Atomico's solo!! Hope they find him a partner
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 405 | August 17, 2017 5:56 PM
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Since we're all going to die, I'm stacking books and curating tableaus of shiny things I've liberated. You can't stop me.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | August 17, 2017 10:55 PM
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Who's appearing in the Liberace Memorial Piano Bar this evening? Time for drinkies and showtunes!
by Anonymous | reply 407 | August 17, 2017 11:03 PM
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Please do NOT let Jabba in! Who would share a bed with her?
by Anonymous | reply 408 | August 17, 2017 11:03 PM
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Suzanne Somers isn't bringing all that shit she sells with her, is she? And she'd better be telling the truth about not passing gas anymore. If she's lying I don't wanna be anywhere around when she starts using that damn ButtMaster!
by Anonymous | reply 409 | August 17, 2017 11:18 PM
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It's been forever and I'm bored. They won't even let me use water to clean my linens - because it's rationed. What am I supposed to do? Wash them in vodka?
May we send a few of the larger people up to have a look-see?
by Anonymous | reply 410 | August 18, 2017 8:45 PM
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I've only been here 30 minutes and I've already been molested.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | August 18, 2017 9:16 PM
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Joey molested you, Lorna? That's what you get for bedazzling his ass one too many times.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | August 18, 2017 9:18 PM
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Tim Gunn, I love you to death but after two months in the shelter with you I have to tell you: If you say "Make It Work" one more time I'm gonna smother you in your sleep!
by Anonymous | reply 413 | August 18, 2017 9:21 PM
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Everyone is cordially invited to visit the Post-Apocalyptic Womyn's Empowerment Group's art gallery located along the walls of the dead end corridor perpendicular to the mushroom fields in level 14. While unable to display selected pieces from Margaret Keane's "Champions of Saphos!" series of big-eyed lesbian heroes done as day-glo velvet paintings as hoped, tonight's exhibition is called "Vaginal Dentata." VD is a fascinating collection of sketches of womyn's genitalia as drawn by gay men. Complimentary non-alcoholic champagne, gluten-free nutloaf, and creamy human breast milk cheese will be served.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | August 18, 2017 10:32 PM
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Someone wants to know if a Dick Hertz is in this section. Who's Dick Hertz?
by Anonymous | reply 417 | August 18, 2017 10:35 PM
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If I see the Idiot Libertarian Troll, I'm going to bonk him on the head and take all his gold coins.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | August 18, 2017 11:38 PM
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Wait, you still upload selfies on instagram? Do you know why we are in this shelter? Uh, ok. *rolling eyes*
by Anonymous | reply 419 | August 18, 2017 11:42 PM
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Julian Assange has asked for asylum. Apparently the Equadorians are getting tired of him. Can we vote on this? Incidentially, he's got great gossip about almost everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | August 18, 2017 11:43 PM
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Is this where you go when you have a falling-out with your family of origin? It's kind of cramped in here.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | August 18, 2017 11:47 PM
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Is this the shelter where a man goes up into another man?
by Anonymous | reply 422 | August 18, 2017 11:50 PM
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[quote] Apparently the Equadorians are getting tired of him.
Are they in the adjacent shelter?
by Anonymous | reply 423 | August 19, 2017 12:16 AM
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This fallout shelter is being held in one of the dock warehouses in NYC, right?
by Anonymous | reply 424 | August 19, 2017 12:54 AM
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Do these radiation burns make my pores look smaller?
by Anonymous | reply 425 | August 19, 2017 1:43 AM
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Tthommhass, I can feel the springs of your eight-way hand-tied upholstery through the horsehair.
I think you should venture up and bring back a plain foam insert for the chair. And bring some chia seeds and buffalo grass vodka back while you're out.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | August 19, 2017 7:08 AM
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This is Lawrence. He guards the stuff we keep in the orange bins. Please don't call him Larry. It always puts him in such a snit. He prefers we use his official title "Guard Bear One."
We try to humor him. We might need that orange bin stuff some day.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 427 | August 19, 2017 3:53 PM
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ATTENTION! The unthinkable has finally happened. The lesbians' periods have synchronized. There's been 10 casualties so far already. We must locate to a new shelter, but we want to breathe in as little outdoor air as possible (we all know what happened to the cast of The Conqueror).
I want you to go as quietly as possible. Do not make a sound until I tell you to run. Then run as quickly as you can. Does everybody understand?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 428 | August 21, 2017 2:29 AM
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How hard can it be to outrun a bunch of crab-walking lesbians?
by Anonymous | reply 429 | August 21, 2017 2:44 PM
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They now walk on walls and very sturdy ceilings. If you're using one of the betterbathrooms, you may notice a woman marking down the number of sheets you use as well as the number of flushes. They were concerned about your hand washing.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | August 21, 2017 2:52 PM
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The Porta Janes are overflowing. We are in crisis mode.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | August 21, 2017 3:10 PM
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Attention! Attention! This is Miss Shuster. Please listen very carefully. A swarm of killer bees is coming this way.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | August 21, 2017 6:31 PM
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Not to worry R431, we've got the crew on the way.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 435 | August 21, 2017 6:40 PM
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R435, are they lining up to take their monrning shit?
by Anonymous | reply 436 | August 22, 2017 2:26 PM
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This place has really gone to hell, I don't know why I stay, too many mutant trolls. Just not what it used to be. I have a notion to just pack up and leave for good! I'm going to leave, you know! I really just might do it this time!
by Anonymous | reply 437 | August 22, 2017 8:15 PM
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Are there cookies and bourbon? First things first!
by Anonymous | reply 438 | August 22, 2017 10:00 PM
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ATTENTION, ATTENTION!
The "DL Flamethrowers" discussion panel begins in 30 minutes in The Data Lounge Room.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | September 1, 2017 6:40 PM
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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Pretty Girls Data! Who wants to join me in some wundy wine and marvy runway modeling?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 440 | September 1, 2017 6:56 PM
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Fake news! There was no nuclear thingy, you are bigly wrong. Everyone is telling me, I'm hearing this everywhere, it's so nice outside, Thanks! Sad DL! I'm off to enjoy some golf.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 441 | September 1, 2017 7:53 PM
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My macadamia nut allotment is short three pieces and somebody has watered down my gordon's ration.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | September 1, 2017 7:59 PM
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Is that REALLY Wundy? Oh, my heart.
xoxoxoxo
by Anonymous | reply 444 | November 7, 2017 2:04 PM
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For the last time—-is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
by Anonymous | reply 445 | November 15, 2017 11:16 AM
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Can I stay in the fallout shelter? Just as long as you supply me with some teen boys
by Anonymous | reply 446 | November 16, 2017 2:23 AM
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No. We just sprayed for Kevin Spacey last week.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | November 16, 2017 2:26 AM
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At last!
The glorious, Lawvlay, Lawvlay, young gentlemen, representing the DL Fallout Shelter Maintenance Engineering Division, have just delivered my highly-coveted mini fridges for storing my "Ingenue '34' Facial Serums."
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 448 | November 16, 2017 2:37 AM
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[quote] Is that REALLY Wundy? Oh, my heart.
No. The last time I recall her posting was about a year and a half to two years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | November 16, 2017 2:38 AM
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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
Our DL sanctuary is on High Alert! The DL Security Division is reporting The Datalounge Fallout Shelter has been detected!
Official Shut-down of the DL Entrance will commence in 1 hour-10 seconds . . . and counting . . .
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 450 | November 22, 2017 3:32 AM
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The Z board is Erna & Tybee 24/7, why would we go there?
Isn't there a DL subreddit?
by Anonymous | reply 454 | November 22, 2017 3:54 AM
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Bump as everything has gone gray! I can't see a thing, I'm blinded! Oh good god who the hell let in Kevin Spacey?
by Anonymous | reply 455 | December 17, 2017 5:52 AM
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I'd rather swim in Fukishima water and snort yellow cake uranium than live in this shelter with you fuckers.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | December 17, 2017 6:23 AM
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I just saw there's a 24 hr Bedknobs and whatever marathon, hosted by you=know-who, and think I'd just as soon face my eternal oblivion.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | December 17, 2017 7:02 AM
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Have the Hawaiians arrived?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 458 | May 6, 2018 9:46 PM
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Will it accommodate a moose?
by Anonymous | reply 459 | August 11, 2018 3:15 PM
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Can I massage my butthole in here?
by Anonymous | reply 460 | July 30, 2019 1:46 AM
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Knock-knock! Anybody home? I heard this was a good location for sheltering in place!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 461 | March 30, 2020 2:48 PM
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