Ungrateful niece

It's so sad that little Nellie isn't an older, hot nephew. I condole you.

Get her a gift card to Value Village or any second-hand store. She'll actually use it. It'll be like when a got a $25 gift card to Holt Renfrew.

Is this the first time you socialized with them, OP? You obviously didn't realize they don't believe as fervently as you do and don't follow tradition. Lesson learned. You shouldn't be offended or take it personally. Just their ignorance.

R3, my niece has no interest in or knowledge of etiquette and social graces. I have tried to teach her, but am simply regarded as an old fuddy-duddy.

Oh, darling OP, you seem to have so many problems with your niece! Aren't there any demure and delightful ladies in your congregration that you could socialize with and have over for holiday celebrations?

Get a load of little Mrs. Beth Jarrett over here.

I only attend church on Christmas and Easter. I'm not a fanatic!

I'd hit her with a shit bra. Repeatedly.

-10/10

Stop recycling, OP

One Christmas I gave an expensive coat to a friend. A few months later he admitted not liking it and re-gifted to a nephew. When you give a gift, it's no longer yours to decide how it should be used.

I kind of like it, R9. I laughed out loud while reading it.

Is this the Romerry EST?!

Did the niece also ate the icing for the cake ? Or was that just the daughter?

Thanks for making me laugh, OP.

OP needs to lighten up, and stop being a Miss Prissy McPrim. All the churches now have marquees telling people to "Come As You Are" for Easter.

I DO hope you remember your ungrateful niece and her bratty daughter in your Easter prayers, OP. They need your help if they want to avoid the flames of hell.

If I were you I wouldn't buy them anything else or invite them over to eat. If you must buy them a gift then get them a $5 gift card at Walmart. If you have to invite them over for a meal then get them frozen White Castle burgers with Ore-Ida french fries. It seems this would be right up their alley.

OP, honestly....

You KNOW what to do in situations like this -- you should have rared back and bitchslapped them both, up AND down!

Is this the same niece that was discreetly pulled aside and told to douche a couple of weeks ago?

OP You should take a little trip, a rest cure until your nerves are well. There are several clinics in Switzerland that may be able to get you back to yourself again. My best wishes are with you.

I thought the niece was an angry, smelly lesbian who refused to come to her senses and settle down with a man...

So. did. not. happen.

If did, OP is in a time warp.

Girls don't wear bonnets.

You should beat them to death with the leg of lamb, then serve it to the police who are investigating the murder.

If you had used the word "strumpet" I'd have given you 9/10. Since you did not, it's 3/10, sweetie.

I wonder how OP’s now teenage niece will look with her neon green hair and long hooker nails wearing OP’s yearly bonnet? Or perhaps she’s using it as her top now that she is begging to “mature”, the little bint.

7/10 because I couldn't help imagining that it was the complaint of a FEMALE Deplorable. Next time butch it up a bit.

Did Easter come early this year??

Liar, Liar

Caftan on Fire 🔥

At least a fun post was bumped this time. I actually enjoy some of these well-written older posts. It's nice to see that they're not lost to time. (I wonder if the author is still around DL?)

Bet this is the last time OP gives up his Easter Bonnet to anyone.

I'm waiting for the Easter Parade with the Easter bonnets of the Royal Gals.

You know GrandMummy Elizabeth will steal the show!

Passive-aggressive gamey lamb Queen.

Thanks for mutton

Threads about annoying, snotty, younger relatives have been resurrected on DL more times than our Blessed Savior!

I'm not buying it this time, OP. Happy Easter!

🤔 Where does one buy an "Easter Bonnet" in 2021?

Wouldn't a glittery easter mask be far more appropriate?

[quote] Where does one buy an "Easter Bonnet" in 2021?

The thread is from 2017, OP is probably dead.

OP , FUCK THIS LITTLE BITCH CONCENTRATE ON FUCKING HER BROTHER JOEL.

Slatterns. They went to church looking like slatterns.

Jesus wept.

This is the niece who ruined herself with tampons, no?

OP Have you invited them again this Easter? Have you taken the sage advice given here to heart?

They won't eat your chicken a la king, they won't eat your lamb--is there no pleasing these people?

She is a strumpet.

Let me guess, OP. You're all over the Lil Nas X thread wringing your hands over his making out with Satan. Correct?

Well, when you invite the relatives from Shanty Town, what do you expect?

Now that she's 4 years older her know that her mother smartycunted her right out of the will!

I’d love to hear an Easter update from the OP. I think about him every year.

OP Slacks? My heaven! At least they weren’t dungarees.

OP, this is hilarious! You’re making this up…..

OP, you wanted to wear that bonnet yourself, didn't you? That's why you bought it for her.

Admit it.

Ruined herself with a tampon!?!

I pine for yesteryear when proper girls, at their “time of the month”were on the (actual) rag.

Nothing up the hooch until the wedding night!

And we will not countenance any “horse-riding” stories… tomfoolery!

The last little twat who wouldn't wear her bonnet ended up on the cover of US weekly.

Yet just a month later OP invited her over for the chicken a la king fiasco.

R52, Now the hoe is eating McDonalds. Is she a fkin vegan or what OP?

[quote]slacks

When you say "niece" you really mean your siblings granddaughter, right?

You mean your nibling, right, transphobe?

There's Mrs. Patsy Ramsey reply of some kind to be made here but I'm not interested enough to do it.

R52. Thanks for digging that up. Easter was obviously the prelude to the Chicken a la King “straw that broke the camel’s back”