Hottest Fucking Priest Ever!

Fuck.

Or more likely he's into 15 year old girls.

Old. Attention whore. We've had threads about him. Not nearly as charming as he thinks he is.

Bless me Father for we are about to sin.

Religious nut. Only the mentally ill become priests.

This guy has FUTURE ESCANDALO written ALL over him.

He's out of his mind.

Um.. if this guy is from Minneapolis, I've had him.

I'm not even joking.

Brazilian priest Fabio de melo

R8, he's apparently from Duluth, MN.

R10 ha I wonder if that was him! If so I'll now get to post in the, "Have you ever had sex with a priest," thread.

He got fat.

A DLer would definitely not be in his age demographic.

IFHH

He's hot, but I've seen hotter. An Irish priest in our parish when I was a teenager. Perfect body, huge bulge, black hair, light green eyes, cherry lips, beautiful face.

R11, post here as well. Where did you meet him?

I love the movie "Priest". Linus Roache is beautiful in it. The last scene is so heartbreaking.

R5 It's not just mental illness I think a lot of men who are attracted to the priesthood have serious issues with their sexuality regardless of whether they are gay or straight.

Maybe I should think about trading in for a newer model

Priests and nuns are gay. Duh.

He just regurgitates Catholic Dogma. Catholic Dogma is tediously wrong. His catholic concept of Hell is not supported by the bible. Christianity is mythology and bad mythology at that.

Too preachy for my taste.

Fr. Mike Schmitz - Love and Same Sex Attraction

Bla bla bla cannibal cult that tortured millions. He's a standup comic wannabe and he talks like he's on speed.

He's fucking annoying as hell.

If I had to listen to his stupid ass all day, I'd end up punching him in the mouth.

NEXT!

R23. YouTube is blocked at work where I'm reading this right now. Can someone tell me if he's singing from Sondheim in this clip.

What kind of puritanical job do you have, R26?

We play music and videos all day where I work, and we get stuff done!

Jon Hamm lookin' mothafucka.

The way to shut up that chatty cathy (lick) is to shove a cock in his mouth.

Fr. Mike is very involved in an anti-porn movement so I'm guessing he has a huge spank bank on his computer.

R18 Yes I agree. I think most priest have deeply rooted sexual loathing whether it be because they're gay, or are attracted to children, addicted to porn (like Fr. Mike probably is R30) and they see the priesthood as a way to make themselves pure.

Don't care if he's pleasant or not. Stop to analyse the nonsense he's pedalling, and you'll realise that you wouldn't be interested.

Wrong, this is the Hottest Fucking Priest Ever!

Even Father Faux Hawk is hotter.

OP that priest is so gay they call him Father Gayface in his parish.

Father Sultry Eyes

Are there nude photos of OP's priest?

Nice

You heathens!

Jonathan Morris

Actually r35 - they call him Sister Mary!

Another of Father Morris

Here Father Mike argues against Same Sex Marriage.

Fr. Mike seems legit crazy. His younger brother is gay and didn't come out until he was nearly 30 because of his ultra-religious and brainwashed brother. I love how Fr. Mike will use every occasion to talk about his brother to show how much the church just loves the gays and then goes around campaigning against LGBT rights.

His looks appeal to me, his mind does not

He's a good looking guy but I'm sure he'd start crying after you blew your load all over his face.

What R45 said. Also: he was hot in the freeze frame image. Once I hit play though, ugh. Not hot once he os talking; seems manic and has a big dose of CRAZY EYES.

If he wasn't a priest, he seems like he'd just be your average douche-bro.

Hot, but still douchey.

Omg.

Buzzed:

Glam:

Stached:

Whenever I see good-looking religious types speading their god's word by constantly performing for large masses I assume they're fame hungry narcissists. This one seems to be a homophobic narcissist.

[quote]I LOVED COLLEGE AND I LOVED THE SEMINARY.

[quote]In college, I had a class on Shakespeare taught by a monk who was so moved by the beauty of the words that he wept during every class. It was incredible and drew me to a new love of beauty in the English language.

Looks like a methed-up Treasure Island bareback whore @ R50.

I'd fuck him

R50: straight-up crazy with a side of jug ears.

He needs to become my personal assistant.

Formal:

He likes caffeine:

Shepherding:

Hottest priest? I vote for this guy.

The twisted shepherd is obviously checking out that lost little lamb's package in the pic at r61.

And another one bites the priest!

We have been thinking of becoming a nun.

Wanna bet he did that ice bucket challenge two summers ago?

I'd like to get him alone in the confessional booth.

Why didn't I ever have priests like this? I got the stereotypical ones.

He is hot, hottest when with beard. Does come off as queeny. Any pics of his younger brother?

Why do hot priests look like porn stars and not just regular, handsome guys?

He might be a priest but he looks more like one of those evangelical types who gets caught up in a massage parlor scandal.

Fr. Mike's younger brother is gay which as you can imagine has caused tension. Fr. Mike's response has been to become heavily involved in the gays must remain celibate movement in the Church in order to save his kid brother. He prays that his brother will embrace celibacy and come back to the church. Thankfully his younger brother has basically said this is who I am and I'm going to lead the life I want and if you can't handle it well that's your problem.

Any pics of his gay brother?

Completely random but I took my mom to easter mass this year because she had no one to go with since my aunt died. I haven't been to church in about 10 years so I was surprised to see they changed a lot of the congregational responses and rewritten the Gloria, and Holy, Holy, Holy. The new words are terrible.

All Catholics are hypocrites. Gay Catholics are even worse. Sorry, R72, but you're deluded if you think there's anything at mass for you except fancily decorated bile, fiction and hatred.

Calm your ass. R72 said he hadn't been to church in a decade and only went to be a good son.

Not for nothin', but Aaron Tveit's brother is a priest.

Calm your own ass, R74 (you meant R73). No one is obligated to coddle anyone who even barely supports such a violent bilious predatory overgrown pedo/cannibalism cult.

Fr. Mike is clearly a product of the late JPII era changes they made to seminary training. The seminaries became conservatively oriented and promoted a hyper-masculine/bro mentality to try and counter what they saw as strong homoerotic undertones in many seminaries. Most priests under the age of 50 are conservative nut jobs.

R76 I did mean R73, and R72 wasn't looking to be coddled at all. He was just sharing an anecdote about how minor things changed in the past ten years. Damn.

Ooh, diddums feewing get hoit?

tough shit.

I know you probably sound like a tough guy in your head, but it's clear you're just looking for ways to be ticked off. No one's losing their shit here but you.

"Any pics of his gay brother naked?"

Fixed it for ya, R71.

Father Mike has two brothers: as of 2010 Matthew was in medical school at the University of Minnesota, Duluth and Mark was stationed in Fort Bragg, N.C., in the U.S. Army.

Guess what, cunt R82? Just because I'm not joining in the fapfest for priests in the cannibal cult doesn't mean I lost any shit, other than that of you stench.

Go eat Christ's ass for all I care, wafer-chomper.

R18 I suppose it's understandable that priests who are gay are seen to be off in some way. But one needs to remember that religion and entertainment are the two fields that societies have traditionally sanctioned as gay spaces. These things linger on even after gay liberation and marriage.

Like the Beard?

Strike a Pose:

Advice:

Manic and weird.

He seems like he has serious ADHD.

Lol, R83 is unhinged!

r85, I want that beard giving me rug-burn.

This priest is a fucking asshole. He comes off as supportive and cool, but he's as fucking anti-gay as they come. He weaves this bullshit line about how same-sex attraction is common, but it shouldn't be acted upon. Just like the fucking Mormons do. Fuck him.

R92 I listened to part of his talk on Same-sex attraction ... I love how he can't even use the word homosexual or gay same-sex attracted sounds more like a "condition" He talks about his gay brother and how after hearing from so many gay youth that he knows it's not a choice, and then explains how acting on this non-choice is a sin...fucked up!!!! I"m so glad I left the cult of religion.

Holy Batman!

There, I fixed it r73

All Catholics are hypocrites. Gay Catholics are even worse. Sorry, [R72], but you're deluded if you think there's anything at mass for you except fancily decorated bile, fiction and hatred

R94 True story Fr. Mike wanted to become an actor before he entered the seminary. Fr. Mike auditioned for the role of Robin in Batman Forever .

R93 Moral sins are reflective of God's nature and God's will in his creation. God's will is for a single man and single woman to be together in marriage. Sin entered into the world and perverted humans. It isn't a choice to be attracted to members of the same sex nor is it a choice to desire to fornicate, to commit adultery, there are even people who desire to rape, have sex with animals and molest kids. To pursue those desires and submit yourself to them is sinful. God has given people the choice to repent or perish.

R97 Pope Benedict is that you?

FF R97. But, that's the new Datalounge.

Martha or Mary?

The Size of It:

r82 - One of the brothers has also found his calling......

I'd love to hear the story of that poster who hooked up with him. Imagine him leaking cum in the middle of mass.

R103 it was R8 who thinks he may have hooked up with this priest but he never posted back.

He's the campus priest for the Catholic student group at the University of Minnesota. You know he's hooked up with at least a few jocks/twinks/frat boys.

I actually think Fr. Mike is straight, have you seen the baggy dress pants he always wears? No attractive gay man with a good boy like hide would hide it behind baggy ill fitting clothes.

If anyone should burn in a grease fire, it's Father Mike. ...and any other asshole catholic priest who thinks he can judge anyone for being gay.

I went to church every week until I was 28 years old, now I even refuse to go for Christmas and Easter. I just feel bad for my parents because they consider this a failure on their part. Maybe some day they will respect my decision to stay away from those hateful, self righteous pricks.

He really does look like a psycho meth-head.

Then again, most fanatics are usually nuts.

He has crazy eyes

I emailed him the following:

Hi, I happened upon some of your talks on the internet. And I really, really wish I hadn't. You're intelligent and seem compassionate, but you're not compassionate really. I'm not a Catholic. I don't even consider myself a Christian either, so while I don't espouse the same beliefs that you do, I can see your intention seems like it's good. At first I was intrigued by the headline about your talking about same sex attraction. But the more I listened, the angrier I became.

The state may not have created marriage, but it's the state who we pay taxes to. The state may not have created marriage, but it's the state who sets inheritance laws. The state may not have created marriage, but it's the state who uses marriage as the barometer of how people's relationships are defined. Human society has evolved from Biblical times. So we don't conduct ourselves the same way today that we did 2000+ years ago. And that includes marriage.

I certainly don't intend to change your thinking on the matter. But I do call out bullshit when I see it. Especially from someone like you. Same sex attraction is common but should not be acted upon? Absurd. I shouldn't act on my attraction? Fuck you. You're basically espousing conversion therapy. I belong? To the line of thinking you're spouting. No fucking thanks.

And I am so, so fucking tired of people telling me and other gay people that there's something wrong with us. And that we can't be married. Yes we can. And we are. And it's never, ever, ever going to go away. Homosexuality is not any threat to Heterosexual relationships, or marriage between men and women.

The kind of thing you propagate is like the polite racism that's common in the South. It's the same 'hate the sin, love the sinner' bullshit that's been pushed at us forever, created to make the one spouting it feel okay with themselves. And it's more insidious than out and out bigotry. And you are promoting it. You don't have a line on what's right or wrong in relationships between two consenting people.

You are full of yourself. And full of shit. And you and people like you make me sick.

Here is his response:

Hi,

Thank you for taking the time to write to me. I am really sorry if what I was saying or the perspective I was coming from seemed inauthentic or lacked a real understanding of your experience of life.

Either way, please know of my prayers.

in Christ. fathermike

I don't think religious figures like Father Mike actually care about people on a one to one, human level. Their job is to be a mouthpiece, and this one seems so up his ass that I'm surprised he responded to you at all. It's nice that he did, though I'm sure he's been sent similar e-mails throughout his career and he's got a canned response for all of them.

How do you feel, R110, with what you sent and what you received from him?

You're undoubtedly right-on r111. I figured I'd get a response from him. He's probably too narcissistic not to respond. I appreciated that he was polite. But then I got enraged.

Of course I know that I'll never change his thinking, and it may be futile to expend energy on him and what he said. Frankly it just feels good knowing that I have expressed myself. At least he knows his warped thinking didn't work on me.

Bravo r110!

Bright eyed:

Squad:

More Squad Realness:

He is not cute at all to me.

R116 This doesn't look culty at all LOL

[quote]I actually think Fr. Mike is straight, have you seen the baggy dress pants he always wears? No attractive gay man with a good boy like hide would hide it behind baggy ill fitting clothes.

It's called being in disguise. There are tons of bi and guy men who know nothing about style. And obviously he's a priest so wearing to tight pants might be too much. That said I hope this one isn't gay or bi, but as we've seen so many times many of these homophobic priests are.

I hope he's straight. I don't want him in our camp.

He's probably the one priest in his city that's actually interested in women.

I'll just bet he's thinking, "more for me!"

r110 here. I spent way too much time reading about this disgusting asshole 'Father Mike Schmitz' today. He's a vile motherfucker. I actually allowed this to ruin my day, and I'm still furious. I wrote him back again, but it's the last. Nothing productive will come of it, just a never-ending spiral of anger and bad feelings. But I sure am glad I wrote him this:

[quote] You're basically saying, 'We understand you're experiencing same sex attraction. How terrible that must be. We have a place for you. But you have to cut yourself off from who you are. Then, everything will be okay.'

You think you've absolved yourself of guilt because you don't advocate banishing or physically hurting gay people. But what you're doing is far, far more harmful than any physical abuse you could inflict. YOU ARE DAMAGING PEOPLE. And no matter how you wind it around, process it, cache it, defend it, sugar-coat it, the truth is you are hurting people.

I cannot express how angry this kind of thinking makes me, except to let you know that I'll spend the rest of my life making sure that I stand up to the kind of damaging rhetoric you and those like you push out into the world. I am a proud, out, sexually active, gay man. My childhood was fucking miserable because of people who think like you do. And I will never, ever, EVER allow you and those like you to do any more damage to me.

It'll be like water off a duck's back to him, R122. Seriously, don't let him ruin your day, and don't waste your time communicating with someone who doesn't truly care about us.

He looks every other Father Mike reassigned for having an affair with a married woman.

I know you're right r123, but sometimes that flame gets lit and it's hard for me to put it out. Their hypocrisy and superior attitude is infuriating. My entire system of self-confidence was destroyed by it. They act as if they're being loving and kind as they add to a culture of intolerance and outright discrimination that leads gay people, especially young gay kids to hate and do harm to themselves. They're contributing to a culture that gives others license to attack us verbally and physically.

R125 I feel your pain as someone who went through this shit being raised Catholic. The best pay back we can give is to just walk away and get as many of our family and friends to do the same. I have not set foot in a church in 10 years and I'm the better for it.

If you want to see a hot priest, google: Montgomery Clift, I Confess

R122 I think R123 is right, there is no point and going any further with writing this priest. He's so brainwashed by the cult that is Catholicism that it doesn't matter what you say. Like R126 said, the best thing to do is walk away form the Church and not look back.

Spin it Father:

Working Magic:

R72 in 2011 The Church re-translated the Roman Missal attempting to move the English wording closer to the original Latin. It has not been well received and apparently Francis has ordered the translation be reviewed.

Fr. Mike is attractive I'll give him that but he talks a mile a minute!

When we were 17 and very drunk we tried to molest a hot priest who was about 30.

He rejected us!

When he farts he yells holy smokes.

He's attractive there's not denying that, but only when he's not talking. He's very much a product of the changes to seminary training that took place late in JPII's pontificate. The church tried to weed out the homos from entering the priesthood by pushing a macho bro mentality with heavy focus on "manly things" like sports and beer and indoctrinating very conservative values.

Priests who live in religious communities tend to be more liberal and much more open. My cousin is a Franciscan Friar and helps to run a soup kitchen and they are far more compassionate because they live among the outcasts rather than preaching to them living in the comfortable accommodations.

Serving Boyband Hair Realness:

Strong words:

I would like to see his ecstasy face.

That's it at R137.

Maybe this, r138?

Solution to his talking:

Shove a dick in his mouth.

This could have been me. But I found a more lucrative faith.

He's hot yes but he looks crazy. I would not be surprised to hear down the road that he put his peen in some underage puss or butt.

Here' s the lowdown on Fr. Mike Schmitz. His younger brother is openly gay who now lives in NYC and is a Doctor and works in Emergency Medicine. Fr. Mike is obsessed with homosexuality (or same-sex attraction as he calls it..can't even use the word gay) and even has a new book out called "Made for Love" which is all about Catholic teachings on same-sex attraction. I'm not sure if Mike's obsession comes from an attempt to steer is brother back in a "holy direction" or his own latent desires (perhaps both).

Yeah.....uh, no.

R145 Basically what he is saying is "we've totally love you deviant homosexuals, and we know you were born this way which means God made you gay, but he did that just to mess with you because you totally can't act on it bro." Meanwhile he's probably on his knees every Friday night at the cock and bull in Duluth.

Who the hell becomes of priest nowadays?

R147 sexual deviants or deeply self-loathing homosexuals.