Cole Sprouse

I'm getting a taste for sensitive vegan Millennials...

Is he or Dylan the bottom?

He looks like an adorable guy, OP. I fear you are developing a taste for pretty boys.

Is the black hair new? Beautiful...

He just had a new photoshoot.

Which one showed his cock?

The other one, r10.

He's gives me Young Hugh Grant vibes.

Just gotta keep saying he's a guy, not a girl... I'm gay 😟

This is distressing. I don't like Bieber because he looks like a lesbian... This is different... I feel different... 😲😍🤒

Did you read it all the way through, r1? Cole is actually a snarky bitch.

He's snarky but he's also kind of a SJW...

Tyler the Creator is obsessed with him as well.

He looks sickly.

What kind of guy is this? Timothée Chalamet is similar...

Is he Trans? What is this thread about? Never heard of him/her.

He's a former child actor who's a twin

He was on the Disney Show "Suite Life With Zach & Cody." It was a lame show, and they were both chubby in it.

I guess he lost all the weight by going vegan. I might consider it myself, because he's looking good compared to before.

The twins look good here.

Aww...

Perez Hilton has the "nudes" on his site.

Not really nude, but you can definitely see the outline...

This feels like a pedo thread. YUK you freaks

Yes, because 24 is practically a toddler, you dumb fucking CUNT R26.

I am fucking sick to death of you stupid paranoid freaks screaming "PEDO!" around ever corner.

Get a motherfucking life!!!

The nudes are of the twin, right?

Yeah, Dylan.

Dylan is physically bigger, I think.

Veganism can make you look good, but puberty also helped them along from the pic in R20, lol.

Cole looks better as a blond.

R8 and R9. FUCK.

I question my gayness now...

R33 Agreed.

I like him better as a blond too, but since no one has said it, the black hair is for his role as Jughead on the new Archie show Riverdale

They were suppose to become the male version of the Olsen twins but fortunately for them that never panned out.

as Jughead

Cosplay (Link from Zelda)

Archie and Jughead.

Hotness!

Has he modeled for any high-end labels?

Even that guy briefly on Glee modeled for Versace. Cole has a Prada look with black hair.

R39 is unbelievably hot.

I want to be the meat in a Sprouse sandwich!

Nintendo dream

With his gf Bree.

They were kinda fugly as kids, but they really grew into their looks...

The Sprouse twins were in a very bizarre movie by Asia Argento, called "The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things."

The two boys had to dress up as a little girl in the movie, and the whole thing sounds very unusual:

"Sarah (Asia Argento) becomes involved with a series of men who treat her and Jeremiah (Jimmy Bennett) poorly, and she uses them as an excuse to abandon her son. She disappears to Atlantic City with her boyfriend, Emerson (Jeremy Renner), and then abandons him; Emerson returns to their home and rapes Jeremiah. After a trip to hospital, Jeremiah's grandmother (Ornella Muti) takes him to a West Virginian radical Christian cult led by his grandfather (Peter Fonda). After he has been three years with the cult, Sarah returns to reclaim the 11-year-old Jeremiah (Dylan and Cole Sprouse).

Sarah's current lover, Kenny (Matt Schulze), a truck driver, eventually abandons them at a truck stop while Sarah is soliciting. Sarah realizes that if she is going to keep her men she cannot say Jeremiah is her son. She persuades Jeremiah to cross dress so he can act as her "little sister", and Jeremiah's cross-dressing evolves to include his mother's seduction techniques. After dressing up as a "baby doll" version of Sarah, Jeremiah/Sarah seduces Jackson (Marilyn Manson), his mother's latest man, who initially tries to rebuff the boy's advances, but then gives in. Sarah is furious with Jackson for giving in to the boy's advances and with Jeremiah for ruining her panties, and she takes Jeremiah and leaves.

Later, they are in a house where the basement houses a methamphetamine laboratory, which later blows up with Sarah's latest boyfriend inside. After fleeing, and while detoxing from methamphetamine, Sarah is convinced that everyone is after them and that only certain foods are edible (mainly chips and soda). She convinces Jeremiah that if they eat anything but those foods, they will be poisoned which leads them to a failed attempt to shoplift at a grocery store; afterwards, Jeremiah finds a hamburger to eat from a dumpster. His mother, in a state of "meth psychosis", is convinced the food he ate was poison, and makes him drink ipecac in order to make him better and rid him of any "poisons".

Jeremiah wakes up in the hospital with his grandmother beside him. She tells him that Sarah is in the psychiatric ward. Later that night, Sarah collects Jeremiah from his hospital room, and, rather than have him go back to the cult, she clutches his hand and they walk away in hospital gowns. The final scene is of Sarah and Jeremiah driving away."

That film was based on a book by "J.T. Leroy", r47 (I assume you're familiar with that infamous story...).

Here's a creepy picture of Cole from that movie...

I've seen worse R49.

Will he play gay in a prestige film?

R47 = EST

He and his brother are cut, but born in Italy. Their parents must have got them snipped when the returned to the USA.

Far too old.

They were born on an American base in Italy so they were probably cut then.

Neither one of them can act worth a shit.

[quote]Neither one of them can act worth a shit.

But Lil Kim taught them how to make Sprite cans disappear in their mouths!

That's nothing, R49. Derek made me wear a dress and a red wig and recreate one of Arlene Phillips' signature dance moves from [italic]Annie[/italic]. For this I saved his life?

Cole Sprouse > Timothee Chalamet

I love when twins act together, it's eerily fascinating.

Dylan could still return for one more movie and play opposite his brother in a cheesy homoerotic flick, like the Ashmore twins did a few times. 'My Brother's Keeper' remake, anyone?

[quote] I love when twins act together, it's eerily fascinating.Dylan could still return for one more movie and play opposite his brother in a cheesy homoerotic flick, like the Ashmore twins did

Twins Harry (Penny Dreadful) and Luke (Attack the Block) Treadaway made out in a weird movie years ago.

He's no Dylan Sprayberry

Who are these Treadaway twins, R61?

Never heard of them, but I like them!

If I had to make a bet on this, I'd say that the one on the left is gay, but the one of the right is straight.

The Treadaways are hot. One of them had a gay sex scene.

[quote]Cole Sprouse > Timothee Chalamet

I like Cole, but no.

The Treadways are stank sleeve twins.

I prefer the Brewer twins if we're talking about incestuous twins.

What about us?!

He looks just like Anna Kendrick in the gif at r24

Sweet guy.

Doesn't take himself seriously. Nice.

He's a cutie. Where are those last two gifs from?

Just photobucket, R72.

No I mean... where are the original videos from?

Not sure, R74. Probably just a friend's Snapchat.

I have to admit that when I saw his name in the Riverdale credits it sounded kind of familiar but couldn't remember why and none of the guys' seemed familiar as well. Then I remembered that he and his twin were on that show with Ashley Tisdale "Hotel Zack and Cody". But yeah, he looks totally different (and not just because of the dyed hair).

R65 Why do you think Cole is not better than Timothee?

R77 I guess it's just a matter of preference. I do like Cole, and he's got a better body, but Timothee has a magnetic quality about him as a performer and that puts him in a different league for me.

R78 Anyone better than Timothee? Or he is da best?

I don't think Timothee's the best. I haven't seen enough of his work to make that judgment. There are other actors that I prefer.

R80 Don't stop now.....

Luke and Harry Treadaway

R81 Well Philip Seymour Hoffman was my favorite actor, so my taste probably isn't applicable to twinks.

Elio

Ok what are the main differences between Dylan and Cole? There has to be some...

Cole looks more delicate, r91.

Which one would you rather bring home? R92

Are they both straight or one gay? I skimmed through the whole thread and still can't figure it out. lol

I know for a fact they both like girls... But what are the chances one of them is BI? Maybe Cole? Since he is more delicate?

So aren't they rich from their child acting? They don't really have to work. Cole hasn't acted since 2011 according to IMDB.

The primary difference between Cole and Dylan according get to Cole.

I like his broody presence on Riverdale... it's like a counterweight to all the soap opera acting from the rest of the crew.

[quote] I know for a fact they both like girls...

How can you know this as a fact? Are you a girl who has slept with them both?

Okay... I am a fan now.

Cole is the best thing in the show Riverdale! Seriously! Ok maybe Betty is good too... If they are smart, they would make Jughead a closet who longs for Archie...

Dylan and Cole

Dark hair or Blonde? Dark for me.

Dylan has started growing some hair on his chest. Cole only has a treasure trail.

So... I heard Cole mentally abuses his ex-gf....

R106 He abused her by not wanting to have sex with her?

How so r106?

R107 I don;t exactly know how MENTAL abuses work...

r108 Google Cole mental abuse

Not R106 but I Googled it and apparently Cole's girlfriend of 3 years began posting about their break up and how he cheated on her. This was in 2015 but it seems she still bashes him and his fans who don't believe he was abusive to her. It seems more like mental cruelty, at least in her eyes.

Dylan is stockier while Cole is lankier. Cole has those dark circles under his eyes.

I want to know all about Bree...

Does he smoke in real life? Gross.

I think both brothers have grown into their looks, and it's great that they've become 'real people' as adults, and have choices in front of them. They both seem to be smart and to have great senses of humor about themselves. And that's pretty attractive, in an of itself.

What's the age on these boys? I remember my little sister watching their show. The fat one is showing major improvement. At one point one twin was fat while the other remained skinny-ish so they couldn't do the twin swap plots.

They were born August 4, 1992 in Tuscany, Italy

R115 Was Dylan the fat one? Even now he looks a bit larger than Cole.

Yes, r117...Huge porker towards the end of their run on tv. Ah, 1992. That's actually within my cut off range. They're only 8 years younger than me, but seem younger for some reason.

Cole's current dark hair look reminds me of Tyler Young from Eyewitness, but Tyler is a bit prettier.

[quote]So... I heard Cole mentally abuses his ex-gf....

So....who did you "hear"....this from?

Anyone catch the photographer has him posing making the cornuto sign? It's a subtle message to industry executives.

R121 For what reason?

He did well in the latest episode.

R123 He is the best thing about the series! Who there are acting chops behind the good looks?

*knew

I recently discovered him on RIVERDALE. Well, I knew of him before, because my niece watched their Disney shows, but obviously they never did anything for me then. But now...

Ever since, I've been binge watching his recent interviews promoting the show, and he's very intelligent and articulate, which is also attractive. And he has a sense of humor, to boot.

I hope the show is renewed, because I love him as Jughead. The black hair becomes him. Really brings out his greenish-blue eyes, and that crown beanie just adds that extra panache!

R96 they took time off to go to college. NYU, I think.

I'd rather Scott Gardner or Alex Cohen played Jughead.

AJ Kapa seems smitten by Cole. In this group interview, he tries to get Cole's attention several times. It's cute.

I didn't realize this was him on FRIENDS, playing Ross' son Ben. He seemed pretty smart then, too, knowing everyone's lines.

R129, they went on a road trip together this weekend (Instagram). There was a cute giggly video of KJ by Cole.

"My favorite cast member to do scenes with is Jennifer 'cause she's HAWT!"

[quote] I recently discovered him on RIVERDALE. Well, I knew of him before, because my niece watched their Disney shows, but obviously they never did anything for me then. But now...

Same. I grew up with tweeny sibs who had Sprouse Disney shows on constant rotation, so as an older kid/teen I knew of them despite being out of the demo. It weirds me out that they grew up to be attractive and intelligent and relatablely ordinary, unlike a lot of the D-channel alum. Cole could get it, easily.

R134 get what?

Is his brother vegan as well?

R135 get laid.

It's been taken down now, but Cole did a YOUTube video project about his views on being a twin and how it affects his psyche and his approach to acting. He narrated it too. I remember being impressed by his depth of knowledge and research, and also thinking it came off sounding very twin - cestuous.

R138 wasn't that for school?

[quote]R134 get what?

Swine Flu, Rose!

He belongs on DL: "We were married for 3 years but then she spelled 'it's' wrong so I had to get a divorce."

R141, that makes me love him so much.

For L'Uomo Vogue

What is L'Uomo Vogue? And what does it mean?

R134 why does that weird you out?

Cole seems pretentious as hell but also extremely smart. And he's a great photographer. He probably thinks Riverdale is garbage.

R144, L'Uomo Vogue is Italian Men's Vogue.

R146 from the interviews I've seen where he discusses the show, he really seems to do his homework and know his stuff, i.e. read the various comics. He's a very deep person, so he went deep into the character of Jughead. When you hear the others talk, they're pretty shallow about their characterizations. So, I think, even if he thought RIVERDALE was garbage, he's making the most of it.

are he and KJ swapping BJs I has to know

R145 because like 80% of major child stars from the Disney channel turn out damaged in some way.

The only ones springing to mind that have never gone down that road are Cole & Dylan, Hilary Duff ('Lizzie McGuire'), and the 2 main kids from 'Phil of the Future'. The rest have all brushed with darkness or misery somehow (think Miley Cyrus, Raven Symone, Selena Gomez, Demi Moore, Joe/Nick/Kevin Jonas..)..

Demi Moore was never a "Disney Kid," R150. And you're really reaching with the others you mention. Whatever problems they had are slight compared to disasters like Corey Haim. If a young actor has any issues, it's almost always due to neglectful or abusive parents.

Stop peddiling that myth that child actors are broken, abused people. It's stupid. More young actors are transitioning well from childhood careers into adulthood, whether they continue acting or go into other fields.

R151 he obviously meant Demi Lovato, and she does come with own bag of bullshit.

Thanks to you R27. I prefer Cole but this will do also.

Not surprised to find a thread for this. I've been crushing on Cole Sprouse for a few days and this succeeds in quenching my thirst. The older I get the more I like 20-somethings. Go figure.

Is Cole Sprouse a tranny?

What is that THING in r16 s post?

All pretty boys look like girls.

That's what makes them pretty.

I think both brothers have at some point had girlfriends. They are gorgeous, in a druggy, eye-bags sort of way like Dane Dehaan. They are unfortunately pretentious...witty, but pretentious.

How cute (gay) is Cole playing with his hair during an interview...

More hair twirling but this time he stopped himself.

He looks far younger than he is, like a genuine high-schooler. Is that a good sign going forward for ageing? (It's obviously good news for an acting career)

Puerile "sign-throwing," OP.

R143, He can be serious; he can joke around. But in no case will this person become Alain Delon.

Which twin is the gay one?

r166 it depends on which rumors you believe. Cole is either gay or bi leaning gay. His interactions with Apa won't change that, Dylan is most likely bi leaning straight. THese are all rumors though.

Cole used to date a girl I follow on tumblr about 2 years ago.

Tumblr hates him for the reasons below

Any sightings at vegan restaurants in LA? I bet he's a Gracias Madre (Melrose Ave) guy.

[quote]Cole looks better as a blond.

Basically Dane DeHaan.

Stop accusing people of being, or looking like, Dane DeHaan, r170. I'm sure he doesn't go through life telling people they look like you.

R165 Cole looks like a lesbian.

r168

Every single one of these reasons is ridiculous. SJW teens are [italic]the worst[/italic].

R172 I've seen candids of him out and about in street clothes and he dresses a lot like me, dishevelled & ill-fitted.

I'm the same age as him so that's no surprise, but I'm also a depressed lesbian.

I suspect Cole is a depressed lesbian.

Cole at CW upfront.

Can his hamster-like upper incisors be filed down? I find them distracting when he's speaking or he's nibbling on a piece of lettuce.

R177 But it's so cute!

R176 Look at that hotass KJ Apa fanning himself in the background.

The Camera Duels Instagram he does where he snaps people who are not-very-surreptitiously trying to take his photo is awesome and is reason enough to like him, regardless of who he sleeps with.

[quote]Every single one of these reasons is ridiculous. SJW teens are the worst.

It's the complete disregard for context....

I saw him ONCE at Veggie Grill (inexpensive vegan fast casual place) near the Grove. He was with a really tall African-American hipster-looking guy with a sherpa-lined jacket and skinny jeans and an East Asian girl with a red and black striped skirt. Yes, he had his camera. He was dressed pretty normally - just sloppy like everyone in LA. No one came up to him for anything but people were looking at him. I looked at him and he looked back, not hostile, just aware that I'd been looking.

That was last fall, early October, I think. He had a big salad with quinoa in it and the strawberry lemonade (I walked by their table to go to the restroom and made sure to take a look LOL).

[quote] LOL

LoL! :)

R183 You stalker! LOL Did he ping?

[quote] LOL

LoL! :)

R185, he didn't ping. He was sitting next to the Asian girl, who was very pretty (looked Korean or maybe Japanese). He was pretty quiet and not super expressive - just kind of eating and talking quietly, looking at his phone a little bit, and looking around a bit. Black skinny jeans, ratty gray henley, jean jacket, canvas skater shoes.

There is something very delicate about his features. But he seems like a decent guy. I wish him much success.

R187 Interesting. He sure pings like a pseudo intellectual homo in interviews.

I'd like to know which Sprouse did more legwork in THE HEART IS DECEITFUL ABOVE ALL THINGS. I always assumed Cole but that's just a hunch, I can't tell them apart well enough to know.

Cole should get with Tyler the Creator now that he's out.

r191

The power couple we deserve.

Cole is out, R191?

R192 Agreed.

R193 Not that I know of.

Awwwww

R195 What would their baby look like?

Working a lace blouse at Comic-Con.

Are Archie Comics still a thing?

That is awesome r197. Props to Cole for having the balls to show in in a lace blouse.

He's one of the many draws to watch Riverdale. He's adorable, nothing girly about him. I thought he looked familiar, looked it up after the end of the season. Same kid that was on Friends many years ago. The odd teeth gave him away.

[quote]He's adorable, nothing girly about him.

....

Because nothing is worse or more disgusting than if there was...

He really does look like a lesbian.

R202 Well I'd lick his pussy

I just started following him on Twitter and agree that he comes across as really intelligent and well-spoken in interviews. He seems to have a pretty serious photography career happening on the side, so I wonder if Riverdale is just a gig to keep his name out there? He certainly doesn't need the money.

I follow him on Twitter and he's witty, sarcastic and self-deprecating. I haven't seen the show but I may check it out.

Cole is a hot twink.

Cole is a hot twin.

Cole is the trans twin... Dylan is the cis twin.

He's dating this woman now, his co-star on Riverdale (where I'm told they play a romantic teen couple).

Can't decide if it's believable or not, see for yourselves.

R209, she likes to peg his ass. I don't blame her.

R210? how/why do you know that? Verificatia?

I'm gobsmacked, She's a fucking legend in our time if she really has gone there.

Bump.

Cole/Lil are pretty saccharine on social media. She's quite beautiful, looking like Alicia Silverstone.

[quote] For Sprouse’s 25th birthday on Friday, Reinhart posted an artsy photo on Instagram of her real-life Jughead walking in some greenery towards a daytime city skyline. “To the man who has showed me more beautiful places in this past year than I have ever seen in my whole life,” she wrote. “Happy birthday, Cole. Thank you for all of the adventures and here’s to many more.”

Surprising he has enough time in a working day to romance his leading lady, considering he has to lead & carry the entire show as well as micro-manage and oversee lazy interns working in promotion at CW.

However *does* he manage it?

Cole gives styling advice to male fans trying to copy his look.

He searches his own name on Reddit?

Shamelessly overt, but at least he's honest about it. I like his meta-humor.

Why is this boy not posting on DL? He has all the prerequisites.

Both he and his brother are pretty active Reddit users, and they definitely have some sort of search setting on because they often pop up in threads about themselves.

Dylan actually commented on a thread about Tyler the Creator coming out by tagging Cole and saying, "I told you he didn't want to just ride dirt bikes." (Tyler and Cole went on a bike riding trip together last year after he invited Cole to his fashion show).

The next comment from Dylan is the best part, R218. Pleasing ambiguity delivered to-the-point; perhaps he should join DL too.

[quote] ]petroleum-dynamite Dylan, how does not being on Tyler's gay fucket list make you feel?

[quote] ]DylanSprouse feels like a hard dick to my tear ducts :/

R217 Cole just turned 25 years old. He's a Reddit user. He's on the up in his career. What could tempt him to DL?

Then again, his job right now entails hanging around a studio set smoking with teens, so it isn't like he doesn't have the time.

R215 so fresh AND so clean.

R218 Tyler obviously thought Cole pings just like the rest of us. I would be surprised if Cole hasn't fooled around with some guy before.

He's tongue-in-cheek about the misogyny in Archie, and how his Riverdale character originally wasn't all that fond of women.

Dylan is here for his brother's showmance. Sweet.

R138 that audio report Cole wrote & voiced is still online, linked below. He's got a good speaking voice.

He added an accompanying written piece (in the video description) as part of his project, which is the part that sounds so romantic. The way it's worded is Cole's natural melodrama, nothing out of the ordinary - but yes, not so platonic, either.

[quote] My brother, my twin, a full moon’s light may pale in comparison to the sun, and perhaps the moon is simply reflecting the light given to it by its host, but I will work with what is given to me and try to illuminate the lives of those who prefer the night.

Casually tweeting about big black cocks

What an unflattering comparison, R226. It isn't an apt one, either.

A BBC on a man brings some measure of real human pleasure, and does stop fucking you at some point. The Corp have yet to do either for the people they claim to serve.

Cole is the world's current most-archetypical Leo, R215, and Redditing his own name is just the start.

I can see him becoming another Ben Affleck, insinuating himself into writing/directing for kudos while also keeping his hat in the ring to act, cameo, model and so on. Bearding up with a starlet du jour (bigger than the one he has now) is almost definitely in the cards. Blockbuster roles, possibly. The temptation to Go Hollywood is alluring for every actor but a Leo literally cannot resist the siren call, whatever big-game they talk about artistic integrity or independence as an auteur. There's nothing wrong with that, even.

Leo are a wildcard. They can be delightful performers, leaders and 'do-ers' and warm & charming with it...or they can be narcissistic, controlling gloryhound bores who ruin any original artistic endeavour.

He's kind of cute...way too young to really appeal to me (39). His only distinguishing feature IMO is the dark circles under his eyes. What's all the commotion about?

[quote] What's the commotion about?

A) He might be gay, b) he might be gay for his twin brother, c) he might be a potential Dlr, now or in the future (think another Qwerty), and d) he looks and dresses like a lesbian so it's weird that so viele gay men find him attractive.

Oh, and that he's a vegan hipster Internet-troll who can't keep a girlfriend but has Black men lusting after him.

R230 Wait, are you talking about Milo Yiannopoulos?

Thousands of 17-year-old girls on Tumblr call him Daddy and I'm like???

We've all had embarrassing youthful crushes but turning 25, chain-smoking and flashing pecs on TV doth not a Daddy make, kids. However, they're right that him and his brother really do closely resemble LeoDiCap in his cute, androgynous salad days (and if we recall, Leo wasn't a Daddy back then, either).

I see the Hugh Grant resemblance but in some shots he actually resembles a young sharon stone.Seriously.He really is rather beautiful.

There are some glamor shots where he looks attractive to me, and I'm a 1st-degree goldstar Les so that tells you everything.

Cole has a pretty-butch look that the world needs to see more of.

Interview with Cole from when he was still at NYU a few years ago. Some nice glamour shots, and his insight into "the industry" sounds like it's coming from a 40 year old, not the 20/21 year old he was in this interview.

R235 Er, 23-year-old, that is.

if he worked out, he would be gorgeous.

R235 Cole has about 10 years more EXP than even the typical jobbing actor who starts in community theater or school plays. If he sounds like a grizzled old vet it's because he's been on sets and in front of a camera before he knew how to write his own name.

Cole is my current favorite jaded beatnik, with his arty attire and swishy way of smoking and deadpan Tweets and bone-deep Laissez-faire. He's rich and pretty but so done with life at 25, it's a gas.

He's what James Franco so desperately wanted to be.

He doesn't search for his name on Reddit. There's a function "username mentions" that lets you know when you're mentioned/tagged. Other celebs like Snoop and William Shatner also sometimes come to threads when their holy names are invoked.

I love the thought of Snoop on Reddit. There's something silly & endearing about an Old Gangsta on it.

Cole is doing a Reddit AMA tonight, in case any of you bitches have questions.

Which one of you wondered this (from the Reddit page @ r242)?

[quote][–]prettymuchquicheTeam Cheryl 28 points 1 day ago

[quote]But how will I know whether he thinks a hot dog is a sandwich??

I think the 'Cheryl' there refers to the Riverdale character Cheryl Blossom, R243, and as none of us here watch it or are even in the demographic...that 'Cheryl' can't be one of us.

Nice catch, anyways.

Reinhart defending her man from zombie fans. Go, girl!

I would not do well being famous. I would probably react the same way if someone just walked up and grabbed me.

Idk what it is, but for some reason I can't picture Lili and Cole comfortably having sex.

And like, I've seen them making out on camera, titgrabs and everything. But I still can't imagine it.

"Comfortably" having sex? If his dick is identical to his brother's, I'm sure she's thrilled.

lmao, no doubt r248.

What I meant to say was, I can't imagine Cole being comfortable, because he seems vag-averse to me. But that's just my unpopular & spurious opinion.

R230 his Tumblr blog of his first year at NYU had some fascinating insights into Cole's areas of study. His curriculum was largely self-directed with reading material handpicked by Cole himself.

Among his pet interests, anthropology. In particular, the treatments of relationship taboos across cultures. In the archive the words 'incest' and 'homosexuality' come up more than once or twice in his personal selections of scholarly articles of interest. He's...obviously open-minded, at the very least and clearly quite intelligent with it (and I say that with no facetiousness). Wonder what was on his mind writing this?:

[quote] Aristotle states in The Nicomachian Ethics, that some acts must not be committed, even under torture (1110a 25-27). Yet how does one go about defining what cultural behaviors are to be considered acceptable or unacceptable? The goal of the anthropologist is not to influence localized or universal relativistic/ethnocentric acceptance of any one foreign or domestic behavior, for those interpretations are left to the audience absorbing the anthropologist’s data. One of the goals of the contemporary anthropologist should be the deconstruction of ideas of universalities and cultural or natural laws that dictate how all peoples should react to their associated environs, removing notions of static or “appropriate” ways of life, and to suggest that culture and behavior is reflexive and adaptable. There is no “right” or “wrong” way to live as a group or individual. These two categorizations only become implemented once a foreign culture is subjected to the comparison of behaviors and rituals from another cultural group. The very processes and social implications of cultural categorization is what anthropologists must seek to understand if any cultural behavior is to be objectively analyzed. Therefor, behaviors such as anthropophagy, incest, rape, prostitution, penury, multiple sexual allotment, nudity, homosexuality, and human sacrifice become gold veins of anthropological opportunity. For these, among many others, are the behaviors that tend to be most heavily scrutinized from culture to culture, and it’s from these behaviors that the anthropologist can accrue a relative understanding of the structures of beliefs within the culture under study.

can someone translate R250 to english please?

also i don't think he looks like a girl at all really, he just lacks facial hair. but he's very masculine looking.

THIS is fem

This troll is as creepy as the Joan Jett troll.

And boring, too, R253.

R250 the gist of his post was, "hey guys, let's not impose our Classicist Western mores, belief systems and worldviews on foreign cultures because if we keep doing that we'll never understand them. Just because we have taboos and criminalisation of certain activities that doesn't mean others do too."

He's got a point but could have put it in a less wanky, Whitemanning way. He could've taken greater pains to separate his discussion of gays, prostitutes & the poor from rapists & murderers too, but whatever.

Cole Sprouse, poet

Cole was on Live with Kelly and what's his name this morning. Interview was lame as expected, but Cole looked good.

R256 he seems to write creepy melodramatic overtures to all the people in his life he cares about. See comment upthread about his twin that runs thus:

[quote] My brother, my twin, a full moon’s light may pale in comparison to the sun...

It reminds of 'Faithful Lover' by the poet Hafiz, but you know, not as good.

Cole is kind of androgynous without even trying. Dylan doesn't have it. Only Cole.

I agree, R259.

Cole (on the left) is clearly the better looking twin.

He also seems to be smarter.

Cute

I think they're both equally cute

3-way hotness!

Haha... look at what Cole posted on his Twitter about KJ Apa...

"Now we can be together forever."

Cole looks like a younger version of John Fugelsang.

Ewwwww, visible moles.

Who let the 12-year-old girl in here? Is she someone's niece?

OP's picture tells me he's just like me: "I am doing the horns with my fingers, so I'm up for ANYTHING in order to stay famous, relevant, and in the wealth club! Count me in the sell my soul club!!!"

[quote] Cole (on the left) is clearly the better looking twin.

Why do y'all hate Dylan so damn much? Cole loves him, ain't that enough?

I think they're both cute. Dylan's definitely grown into his looks.

Dylan doesn't have Cole's charm.

His first showmance/beard pap shots with Lili in Hawaii

r272 Zero chemistry in that photo.

Is Cole in a relationship with KJ Apa? I'm convinced this thing with Lili is just a showmance.

R274 I dunno but the photos at R272 are clearly staged. And he definitely has more chemistry with KJ than with Lili

R275 Cole can't pull off being hetero.

R272 And a few days later they're both at the same event but not posing together because they "don't want to take their relationship public" or something....

R277 The outfit is boring, but Cole does have great hair!

Cole's requirements to get his attention

“If you don’t jam to Dave Matthews, wear boat shoes, and aren’t holding a fish in your profile pic- don’t even TRY to slide into a dm,”

treadway twins are way hotter than these fem sprouse things....

What an odd pose - I almost expect him to stick his tongue out between those fingers as a gesture for eating puss....

R279 I would watch their sex tape. lol

Damn he is a pretty little thing.

Again. Just looking gorgeous lately...like he has on makeup for his dark under-eye circles.

With KJ

Cole looking good while supporting Dylan.

Dylan always smiles more, he seems like more of an open book and like he has more energy. Is Cole ok?

R288 Cole knows he looks better not smiling or maybe he got Botox...

R285 They look just like a butch/femme lesbian couple I know.

Tyler The Creator still wanna get in his pants. he mentions him at around 1:17 here

R291 I hope he meant YOUNG Leo Decaps.

r292 Well the picture is of a young Leo indeed, and he's known to be into twinks

R287 Dylan looking pretty good there

R292

[quote]I'm currently lookin' for '95 Leo

Anyone else catch onto the hand gesture he is making in OP's pix?

Tyler probaby creeped him out, with the endless tweets praising his beauty and Tyler even drawing him got too much

R298 Tyler always comes on too strong. Dylan warned him:

[quote]lol /u/ColeMSprouse I told you he didn't just wanna ride dirtbikes

This guy’s got like two good pictures—OP and R1. Everything else makes him look like a depressed lesbian vampire.

R300 That's depressed lesbian vampire with MONEY!

I stand corrected.

Too bad he's lesbian...

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Bump1

Intro to a MMF porn?

Lol Casey Cott is so gay and hot.

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Bump

Once Suite Life hit it's stride there were lots of LOLs. I liked it.

He looks like a cross between a lesbian and a middle school boy

I fucked Cole and he had the tightest hole and was a voracious bottom!

R312 Give it up, Tyler the Creeper.

r312 Quiet Dylan. Keep family business private.

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A "meadery"? What a cunt.

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Why so irascible R28? R26 is possibly an eldergay of 90 and counting. To him anyone younger than 40 is a toddler.

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I find him kinda cute but I try not to lust over straight men.

Should have worn these shoes at the Met Gala instead of the other ones.

Should have worn these shoes at the Met Gala instead of the other ones.

Its over.

At least she got to taste his big dick.

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So Cole paid for the 2 year contract.

Man bun

It's claimed that he's currently quarantining with co-star KJ Apa.

per Apa's instagram, he's out in traveling in nature somewhere...looks like the American west

KJ has been missing one of his bffs Charles Melton.

KJ, Cole and Madelaine recently gathered together at a restaurant.

is there a thread for kj apa? the red head, he is the hot man !!!!

R331

His twin’s nudes are everywhere.

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R334 Ew 🤢

Dylan’s nudes. He owned up to them in Twitter.

Cole also joked about it.

He’s big.

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R190 both twins worked with Asia Argento & Marilyn Manson on that film, when they were all of about 9 or 10 years old. Imagine the horrors they witnessed.