Lets pretend we're Sumerian farmwives
growing chickpeas in 3500 BC!!!
by: Anonymous 130 posts 03/11/06 @16:01
Oh, fuck! One of those troublesome tribes of the Israelites just killed all our children and cut open our pregnant women because their nasty god told them to!
Husband, this is getting ridiculous. We've gotta move.
by: Tequila Mockingbird reply 1 03/11/06 @16:10
Honey, please go raid the next village. I need to sacrifice a newborn to Baal next full moon.
by: Anonymous reply 2 03/11/06 @16:13
Unca, that burlap wrap you've swathed yourself in is just tres, tres divine. I'd sacrifice one of my children to Dagon to have it, especially for the next harvest!
by: Noonka reply 3 03/11/06 @16:19
Those chickpeas sure are growing!
by: Anonymous reply 4 03/11/06 @16:22
Goomgam, are things okay between you and the hubby? I notice your left hand is hacked off.
by: Bumalaka reply 5 03/11/06 @16:24
Bahahaha!
by: Anonymous reply 6 03/11/06 @16:25
Has anyone read the Gilgamesh epic? Is it worth the 10 goats for the entire set of tablets?
by: Anonymous reply 7 03/11/06 @16:26
Is that Catherine Zeta-Jones??
by: Anonymous reply 8 03/11/06 @16:26
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by: takak FI reply 9 03/11/06 @16:29
That stranger said his name's Dicklark and he has a favorite song. I'm placing a merkin upon my chin and rolling stones at him as I style.
by: Anonymous + reply 10 03/11/06 @16:33
I've GOT to do something about these love handles! The midsummer public orgy in honor of Istarte is coming up, and I need to get in shape.
It's so hard to get that tenth-baby weight off.
by: Anonymous reply 11 03/11/06 @16:35
Has anyone read the Gilgamesh epic? Is it worth the 10 goats for the entire set of tablets?
Enkidu = insatiable bottom
by: Cherylak—my sabre-toothed pussy stinks! reply 12 03/11/06 @16:36
Cher is giving her farwell concert tonight. Another one.
by: Anonymous reply 13 03/11/06 @16:43
I think OP's subject header & post therein is the single gayest thing I have ever heard on DL, but in a curiously (and totally) psychotic way.
by: Anonymous reply 14 03/11/06 @16:43
LOL!
Best "let's Pretend" thread EVAH!
by: Anonymous reply 15 03/11/06 @16:48
I heard King Penises likes the homosex where the man go up into the man!
by: Anonymous reply 16 03/11/06 @16:50
Isn't it wonderful how Baal was wise enough to make the human body self-cleansing?
by: Anonymous reply 17 03/11/06 @16:55
Village elders, I woefully regret that my lady parts doth emit fumes most foul!
by: Cheryl, the sickle-wielding peasant reply 18 03/11/06 @17:07
Astarte is ANGRY. The chickpeas are dead.
We must sacrifice seven virgins!
by: Anonymous reply 19 03/11/06 @17:08
We must sacrifice seven virgins!
From around here? Good luck with that!
by: Daniel Ur-Bexton reply 20 03/11/06 @17:45
That nice new young water carrier has a nice bulge in his loincloth!
by: Anonymous reply 21 03/11/06 @19:29
Pheh! He's inleague with demons..
by: Gilga Mesh reply 22 03/11/06 @19:34
ALL RIGHT, BITCHES! I'M MISSING A CHICKPEA!
by: Anonymous reply 23 03/11/06 @19:39
In the future..said chickpeas shall be known as garbanzo beans
by: Nostra D'aam Uus reply 24 03/11/06 @19:40
*kisses crudely-made hoe*
by: Little Girl Next Plot reply 25 03/11/06 @19:43