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Best Sumerian Actress?

Take the poll: Which is the greatest Sumerian actress?

by Kirk-Urreply 17407/09/2015


by Kirk-Urreply 104/09/2013

I can't believe you left out Erishti-Aya. At least you could have included an "Other" choice.

by Kirk-Urreply 204/09/2013

What was the name of that actress in "Sumerman II"? The one who went nuts and was found hiding behind the temple granary in the altogether?

by Kirk-Urreply 304/09/2013

When they talk about "pre-Code" Sumerian films, they mean before Hammurabi.

by Kirk-Urreply 404/09/2013

R4 wins this entire year.

by Kirk-Urreply 504/09/2013

Amen, R5!

by Kirk-Urreply 604/10/2013

Please. Ninbanda all the way. Let's not forget that Ninbanda was the brightest star to hit Ur since Nanna, racking up countless awards and nominations, including 4 Gilgys in less than two decades, to become the most honored actress in the Fertile Crescent. And when the roles dried up, she headed north and conquered the stages of Kish. Sadly, it was here in Kish where Ninbanda suddenly took ill and died from ergot poisoning, but many suspected her ambitious understudy, Elaine Stritch, of spiking her barley ale.

by Kirk-Urreply 704/10/2013

Wasn't shagshag in softcore porn before her mainstream work?

Very scandalous.

by Kirk-Urreply 808/16/2014

Do any Sumerian actors have yellow skin and/or womanly butts?

by Kirk-Urreply 908/17/2014

Stritch was brilliant in Enkadu Williams' "Sumer and Smoke"!

by Kirk-Urreply 1008/17/2014

It wasn't the actresses who got small. It was the dramatic engravings!

by Kirk-Urreply 1108/17/2014

Without Meredith Baxter-Birney as a choice your poll is worthless.

by Kirk-Urreply 1208/17/2014

Enanatuma was brilliant as the mother in "Suddenly Last Sumer," but the parts about cannibalism were a little [bold]too[/bold] realistic.

by Kirk-Urreply 1308/17/2014

Mamie, quick run down to Staples and get Mommy a keyboard with the Summerian letter equilivant for "M"

by Kirk-Urreply 1408/17/2014

Bump for funny, under-appreciated threads.

by Kirk-Urreply 1508/19/2014

We call them Ur-Threads, R15.

You know: brilliant, dusty, and completely illegible to recent generations not educated in the classics.

by Kirk-Urreply 1608/19/2014

Shagshag's range is unmatched. She can play water-bearing slave AND grain-carrying slave.

by Kirk-Urreply 1708/19/2014

Ninbanda is always the same in everything she does. She was a wonderful Shamhat in Gilgamesh the Musical in Ur in 2325 but she gave the exact same performance as Inanna in Lugulbanda and the Mountain Cave a few seasons later in Larsa in 2318.

by Kirk-Urreply 1808/19/2014

[qoute]Wasn't shagshag in softcore porn before her mainstream work?

Are you thinking of Wet Hot Sumerian Summer?

Yes, she showed her boobs but that wasn't porn. It was a comedy.

by Kirk-Urreply 1908/19/2014

Puabi and Shub-ad were great as Lüu-Si and Eth-Ul in [italic]I Love Lüu-Si,[/italic] especially the "hostess tunic" episode ...

Eth-Ul: She said I was as large as all of Mesopotamia!

Lüu-Si: All I did was intimate that she was a little messy. But she does have the biggest 'potamia I've ever seen!

by Kirk-Urreply 2008/19/2014

Does Ashusikildigir really belong on this list? Sure, she was great in a harmful of films like "Holiday in Shuruppak," but her real fame came from TV and her sitcom, "I Married Ashusikildigir."

by Kirk-Urreply 2108/19/2014

I think MattDamania is generally underrated, and it's unfortunate her career has slumped of late. I think she still has some sweet honey left on her. Now it seems she is only known for one thing, and I'm not referring to her classic action series Ur-Bournanna. Why does MattDamania not get more respect, and why do people think she's resting comfortably on her considerable laurels of past success and the Damania ziggurat?

by Kirk-Urreply 2208/19/2014

Puabi should have won best actress for her work in The Good Sumeritan.

by Kirk-Urreply 2308/19/2014

The lack of appreciation for Enamatuma wounds.

by Kirk-Urreply 2408/19/2014

Fuck off, R24.

by Kirk-Urreply 2508/19/2014

Surprised to see Stritch on the list but not Bacall or Rainer. But these sorts of things always skew towards the young actresses.

by Kirk-Urreply 2608/19/2014

I just don't get the public's fawning over Enanatuma. Don't get me wrong, I think she's a talented actress, but c'mon -- [italic]click, click, click...[/italic]

by Kirk-Urreply 2708/19/2014

R27 = Kath-ur-ine Hep-ur-n

by Kirk-Urreply 2808/19/2014

This thread alone is worth my 18 shekels.

by Kirk-Urreply 2908/19/2014

[quote]Puabi should have won best actress for her work in The Good Sumeritan.

MattDamania was in The Good Sheperd. How do you think her work compares to that of Puabi in The Good Sumeritan?

by Kirk-Urreply 3008/19/2014

Nan-Amous-Kouri once called me. It was a wrong number.

by Kirk-Urreply 3108/19/2014

Shub-ad started dating Ashusikildigir's husband before they got divorced.

by Kirk-Urreply 3208/19/2014

[quote]Ninbanda is always the same in everything she does.

But that is what her fans love. Her last film about the pistachio plantation, Samir's Nuts, got a 93 on BabaGanoush. Same old crowd pleasing Ninbanda.

by Kirk-Urreply 3308/19/2014

[quote]Same old crowd pleasing Ninbanda.

I understand her film about travelling with Gilgamesh (portrayed by Ur-g Cluny) through the heavens was both a critical and audience favorite. Alas, I did not see it in its original release, and only saw an interpretation by an epic poet.

Spoiler: Gilgamesh makes a big sacrifice!

by Kirk-Urreply 3408/19/2014

Shagshag can do it all. She was wonderful in the drama "The Jemdat Nasr Story," and she was hilarious in the sitcom "Ur You Being Served?"

by Kirk-Urreply 3508/19/2014

I saw Ur-go, the recent Best Picture winner starring and produced by MattDamania's best friend for eternity, Batfleck, and adored it! It portrays our most uncouth neighbors to the east so accurately. They are savages, aren't they? To those who say otherwise, I say, "Ur, go fuck yourselves!"

by Kirk-Urreply 3608/19/2014

The MattDamania routine was really only good for one post.

by Kirk-Urreply 3708/19/2014

How many Mesopotamian Oscars have these women won?

by Kirk-Urreply 3808/19/2014

I believe it's called an OSK-UR.

by Kirk-Urreply 3908/20/2014

I like this thread.

It will not end in t-ur-s

by Kirk-Urreply 4008/20/2014


by Kirk-Urreply 4108/20/2014

It's me, baby. No one else!

by Kirk-Urreply 4208/20/2014

Who was the lead actress in the classic "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra"?

by Kirk-Urreply 4308/20/2014

In the original, referenced on Star Trek, I believe Sritchie played Jalad. And she ate the scenery.

by Kirk-Urreply 4408/20/2014

I did like Eliza Beth Tayl-Ur in "Butterfield Cheth"

But she didn't deserve the Oz-Kar.

It should have gone to Sh-Ur-Lee M'Klaan in "The Courtyard Dwelling of Abandonment."

I had to relieve myself in the sacred river after reading "Suddenly, Last Sumer."

by Kirk-Urreply 4508/20/2014

I never liked how Ninbanda's nipples point to different markings on the sundial. Symmetry is important.

by Kirk-Urreply 4608/20/2014

[quote]I had to relieve myself in the sacred river after reading "Suddenly, Last Sumer."

Is your name Nephurlu?

by Kirk-Urreply 4708/20/2014

Enanatuma in Cruel Sumerian!

by Kirk-Urreply 4808/20/2014

I long to return to my youth to see "Valley of the Figurines" again. I loved all the characters, Anna at the Wells, Neely O'Harlot, and especially Jennif-Ur the Simple.

It was a tragedy the all the prints were lost in the Great F-Ur-Guson Riots.

by Kirk-Urreply 4908/20/2014

I did think Cecil Beetle-Ton's comments about Eliza Beth Tayl-Ur were mean. She did lose her husband in that Icarus exploit.

And his saying Shagshag had a face the jackals of midnight wouldn't touch with a starving fang seemed a bit over the top.

by Kirk-Urreply 5008/20/2014

All of these "actresses" eat Yak pussy. Shamhat Kadesh was the best in "Meet me in Gilgamesh".

by Kirk-Urreply 5108/20/2014

"In" Gilgamesh? R51? What a slut she is!

by Kirk-Urreply 5208/20/2014

Ah! But she was excellent in all those zany "road" pictures:

"The Road to Kish" "The Road to Ebla" "Over Der"

by Kirk-Urreply 5308/20/2014

Oh, dear, R45. It's Os-kur not Oz-kar. To, R39, you listen!

You seem as if you're from a city-state Gilgamesh would fly over, and your reed stylus technique marks you as fat.

by Kirk-Urreply 5408/20/2014

I'm so tired of hearing that damn "Theme From a Sumer Place" at every harvest festival.

by Kirk-Urreply 5508/20/2014

En-hedu-anna in 'Refried Green Chickpeas'

by Kirk-Urreply 5608/20/2014

r54, they are probably Balawat twats. All Gilgamesh would fly over is maroon.

And don't start with the Nineveh bashing, no matter how many Minas a month I pay for my cot.

by Kirk-Urreply 5708/20/2014

Hey, Weevil-Infested-Cunt at R54, also known as this thread's Temple Hall Monitor, if you don't have the education to know that "Oz-Kar" is the original utterance Bet-He Davis offered at seeing the first granite statuette (long before the bronze versions), translated as "Like a Cock on a Bull! Mine!" I don't know what we can do about you except ask you shut your barley-cake hole. Great Ki, I'll match my cuneiform style to yours any day.

As for being fly-over, my family has been in Eridu since the Kish. So go suck a viper head.

by Kirk-Urreply 5808/20/2014

R58 can die in an auroch-fat fire!

by Kirk-Urreply 5908/20/2014

It is sad you didn't make W&W R4, it was a clever comment.

by Kirk-Urreply 6008/20/2014

Oh, Anu! All of Mesopotamia knows that Puabi is a sure wager to win the BSA award this year since she co-starred alongside Rob-en Willi-Ibbi-Suen (may he rest in Irkalla) in that heart-tugging dramedy that will be released posthumously. The entire city-state was talking about it at the Shurrupak Film Festival.

by Kirk-Urreply 6108/20/2014

R59 is a leper.

by Kirk-Urreply 6208/20/2014

Regarding the whore Erishti-Aya' throwing a mud brick through the temple gates.

by Kirk-Urreply 6308/20/2014

I eat dung.

by Kirk-Urreply 6408/20/2014

My [italic]gá-la[/italic] stinks!

by Kirk-Urreply 6508/20/2014

Eh, I kind of lost my respect for Shagshag when I discovered that she and her husband Uruk were still living in a collective farm-subsidized mud-brick hut in Eridu.

With all the money she made in the pan Akkadian tour of "Mesopotamia/Yousopotamia", she can't afford market rent for a two-bedroom+grazing pen unit?

by Kirk-Urreply 6608/20/2014

I know Mah-dah-Nuh has just started her career in performing arts, but I cannot see a future for her, as she is unconvincing in her public square performances. Her singing voice resembles the men of Eridu during bloodlettings.

by Kirk-Urreply 6708/20/2014

[quote]Her singing voice resembles the men of Eridu during bloodlettings.

That's what the young kids want to hear!

They have no ear for music.

How I long for the Pre-Pottery Neolithic Age...

by Kirk-Urreply 6808/20/2014

R65 is so right. R64's sappy and fetid emanations are used as asp repellent.

But, back to the topic. I agree about Mah-dah-Nuh, but anyone complaining about her must be an Elder Temple Eunuch. Because NOW all the youngsters of Ur are listening to Uh-Delphia, a bovine howler who sounds like her camel curtains are being chafed by nutshells.

Before that they listened to Begone-Say, a Nubian of no particular talent except as a receptacle of man seed.

by Kirk-Urreply 6908/20/2014

[quote]Ninbanda...the most honored actress in the Fertile Crescent

That goatwife only got to the top by sharing her own fertile crescent with every producer in town.

Sorry, but I will never understand her appeal if I live to be 30.

by Kirk-Urreply 7008/20/2014

I'm glad none of you have mentioned Gl-unn-ee here. Her attempts to draw attention to herself in the market is not "acting." Some just cannot perform as others do, those of us suitable for the public square.

by Kirk-Urreply 7108/20/2014

This poll is incomplete without the great Inanna Dumuzi, queen of Sumerian neorealism. She was sublime in "Nights of Shuruppak," the baffling "Last Year at Bad-tibira," and the camp classic "All About Ninlil." And who can forget her impassioned Golden Nibiru-winning portrayal of a peasant barley worker forced into a life of crime on the eve of the Akitu Festival in "Bitter Barley"? This long-neglected star is in serious need of rediscovery.

by Kirk-Urreply 7308/20/2014

Ugh, Tee Hem Zii is reporting that Leensd i Lohannurabi was involved in a hit and run chariot accident. She was allegedly behind the reins and fled the scene. She's home now, apparently under Caliph Ur Na law she has 360 subunits before she has to turn herself in. I wonder if she visited the brewer's cart before the accident...

by Kirk-Urreply 7408/20/2014

Don't call me Ugh, R74. It wounds.

by Kirk-Urreply 7508/20/2014

Girls, girls! You're both Ziggurats!

by Kirk-Urreply 7808/20/2014

U left out Gil Gam Eash

and Annikku

by Kirk-Urreply 8008/20/2014

R81 just can't stop. And contributes nothing, because she can't.

by Kirk-Urreply 8208/20/2014

Two bickering cow dungs contribute only more fuel to a fire and ruin perfectly good threads.

by Kirk-Urreply 8308/20/2014

Why did you have to ruin a terrific thread with that fucking picture, R79?

You're the asshole around here. Now grow up and go get your homework done.

by Kirk-Urreply 8408/20/2014

ATTENTION: R72/R77/R81 is a TROLL. It's posting homophobic comments on several threads, including the one about the 8-year-old kid beaten to death by his mother and her boyfriend (to paraphrase, the asshole posted that he would've let the child live, just so he/she could beat him again to teach him a lesson).

Please F&F this sick fuck and get it banned!

by Kirk-Urreply 8508/20/2014

May the fleas of a thousand camels and a thousand piles of dung infest your hut!

by Kirk-Urreply 8608/20/2014

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Kirk-Urreply 8708/20/2014

Word on the street is that Shagshag is a cinch to posthumously receive the [italic]Not Since Nineveh Prize[/italic] for her stunned performance, playing with herself in the long awaited biopic about her mentor/lover. [italic]Long Day's Journey Into Elaine's Stench[/italic] is expected to premier at the Babylon on the Euphrates Cinema Complex within the century.

by Kirk-Urreply 8808/20/2014

Shagshag's DEAD?

And, please, she played herself, she did not "play with herself," R88.

That part of her career had been long over and she had not done the Dance of the Seven Curtains and Two Oxen Horns in the trader's tents for many years.

But, really, she's DEAD? Communications are so slow in this age. It seems like only two years ago we heard she was doing fine.

by Kirk-Urreply 8908/21/2014

How come we never talk about the men? Huh? What about Mandingo?

by Kirk-Urreply 9008/21/2014

Mandingo comes 4,000 years later and 6,700 miles away.

Perhaps you are confusing matters with Balulu, "Auger-Delver," who famously killed everything with which he copulated except an old she-camel of fifteen gestations.

He called her his Succulent Delight and had her made Second Concubine, second only to his half-sister, "The Bitter Virgin Kubababa.

None of which has anything to do with Sumerian actresses. I repeat: Shagshag is DEAD?

by Kirk-Urreply 9108/21/2014

Yes, it was last year near the summer solstice. It was also near the time that the Nineveh army, sent by Sennacherib, invaded a small watering hole of unmentionables.The dances of the curtains was done by by women for women AND THEY WERE NOT SLAVES! Middle and upper caste, dare I call them men, were known to go up into EACH OTHER. This den of iniquity, revolting, REVOLTED on invasion. It was down by the old stone wall by the Shamash Gate. The defeat of the army by unmentionables will go down in history. The funeral of Shagshag had unmentionables throwing themselves on her pyre.

Such was the end of the great Shagshag. Such a great voice, such a glorious and sad life.

by Kirk-Urreply 9208/21/2014

Shub-ad is on this list?!

Hacktress, yes. Actress, never.

by Kirk-Urreply 9308/21/2014

r92 - That. Never. Happened.

It's an Ur-bahn legend that began with a Cuneifweet that said, and I quote,

"Shagshag shags hag's carpets on shag carpets."

From there it took a life of it's own.

Similar to Richard G-ur and the G-ur-bull story. Pure fiction.

by Kirk-Urreply 9408/21/2014

The G-ur and the G-ur-bull story has never been authenticated. I know people who live by the Shamash Gate and they went to Shagshag's pyre.

The only legend was Shagshag herself.

Other watering holes for degenerates have been energized by the Shamash Gate riot.

by Kirk-Urreply 9508/21/2014

Where is Rog Ur Eeb Ur when I need him? I can't remember half these actresses!

by Kirk-Urreply 9608/21/2014

It's quite funny that Sumer represents the height of that region's civilization. Eventually, America will similarly degenerate.

by Kirk-Urreply 9708/21/2014

[ r97, if you doing an aside to the inline character thread, put it in brackets, which is what vile r79 should have done...]

by Kirk-Urreply 9808/21/2014

Shub-ad has done good work, but she ruined any chance of getting an Osk-ur by doing paycheck crap like "Dude, Where's My Oxcart" and "The Nine-Year-Old Virgin."

by Kirk-Urreply 9908/21/2014

r99, agreed

by Kirk-Urreply 10008/21/2014

[quote] The dances of the curtains was done by by women for women AND THEY WERE NOT SLAVES!

Ah yes, the festival by women for women. There is much dancing and celebration. The older women are pushed by younger ones in mobility oxcarts, and much bappir bread and barley is consumed.

On the final day, there is a contest to see how many blocks of salt each woman can place under her breasts.

by Kirk-Urreply 10108/21/2014

I too would like to hear more of the men.

by Kirk-Urreply 10208/21/2014

R102, I believe Stritchie was friend of Nol Cow-ur-d and he was one of degenerates at Shamash Gate. It is reported that men went up in him never to see daylight again!

by Kirk-Urreply 10308/21/2014

Perhaps the over-caffeinated twat at R98 could sit on a ziggurat and stop playing Thread Arranger. Bracket yourself, you insolent ass.

by Kirk-Urreply 10408/21/2014

Did no one else see G'er-ul-deen Pay-ge in Sumer & Smoke? By the gods, it was the most worthy performance, in Mesopotamia or I am not a proto-Euphratean.

by Kirk-Urreply 10508/21/2014

Thank you, you camel anus, for posting correctly r104. And that is not a ziggurat up my Tigris, I'm just happy to see you.

by Kirk-Urreply 10608/21/2014

No matter the actress, they always turn in stellar performances opposite this guy.

by Kirk-Urreply 10708/22/2014

Is he responsible for the banned golden showers movie, The Waters of Babylon?

by Kirk-Urreply 10808/22/2014

Let's just say that he proved that the gardens aren't the only thing that was hung.

by Kirk-Urreply 10908/22/2014

I lost respect for Enanatuma when she changed her name from E-na-na-tum-a. She went all upscale, big city forgetting her roots.

I did like her, even though she was wasted, in Urkle goes Ur.

by Kirk-Urreply 11008/22/2014

[quote]I lost respect for Enanatuma when she changed her name from E-na-na-tum-a. She went all upscale, big city forgetting her roots.

Well, she did release that song "Enny From the Hut" when she was dabbling in a singing career.

by Kirk-Urreply 11108/22/2014

LOVE R111!

by Kirk-Urreply 11208/22/2014

Oh, so young.

by Kirk-Urreply 11308/22/2014

G-ur-l, please.

by Kirk-Urreply 11408/22/2014

What was the big scandal about the lamentation priests at the temple of Enki?

by Kirk-Urreply 11508/23/2014

Do you refer to Water Jar Gate? We promised never to speak of it again!

by Kirk-Urreply 11608/23/2014

They speak of Ak-hur, a man nearly as tall as a ziggurat, with a large pendulous organ as big as the phallus of a beast.

He is very well regarded among the men at the temple. They admire him.

Quite deeply.

by Kirk-Urreply 11708/23/2014

R114 - he was majorly bearding when that rendering was made.

by Kirk-Urreply 11808/23/2014

Digging up dirt on Puabi, rumored to be strap on top.

by Kirk-Urreply 11908/23/2014

Ninbanda is a pants chaser.

by Kirk-Urreply 12008/23/2014

The Shamash Gate Ziggurat is an insatiable bottom!

by Kirk-Urreply 12108/24/2014

S-ur-ly this poll would better be taken by a target group of Sumerian Housewives as they gather round the Well fo Fra-ur?

by Kirk-Urreply 12208/24/2014

Gilgamesh and Inkidu ARE NOT GAY! Gilgamesh is married with many children, and Inkidu is just his friend! Can't you fags realize that people arn't gay just because you want them to be in your sick Bronze Age fantasies?

by Kirk-Urreply 12308/24/2014

r121, I find that if hung like ziggurat, ankles rise to Dilmun!

by Kirk-Urreply 12408/24/2014

Is Shagshag dead or not? If she did descend to confront Utu, who inherited her palaces? You know she had more than that simple mud hut down by the river. And then there is all that lapis lazuli...

by Kirk-Urreply 12508/24/2014

I understand MattDamania was upset she was overlooked in the acting Osk-urs. Why do you think she was overlooked?

by Kirk-Urreply 12608/24/2014

Leprous whores of Druaga's dread underworld harem, know you nothing of the great Shagshag's repertoire? Marduk spare us these uncivilized, unworthy fibers to twine His war net. Cease using your stylus to relieve your piles and leave the clay to potters at least.

by Kirk-Urreply 12708/24/2014

r125, it was rumored that her estate included a graduated series of three male members carved of lapis lazuli. It is also rumored that the great Ninbanda now has them for her own dance of the curtains. It seems that Ninbanda held some very interesting blackmail that she chose not to reveal while Shagshag lived but the holder of the estate was more than happy to seal the deal post mortem. I was also told that the holder of the estate was surprised that Ninbanda knew exactly of the treasures in the first place. Each of the three has a famous name!!!

Or so I've been told.

by Kirk-Urreply 12808/25/2014

R128 = Bar-bur-a Wa-Wa

by Kirk-Urreply 12908/25/2014

I glimpsed the future and saw that the goddess Lenz Dun-Ham-Urabi will be celebrated far into the future!

That incense really works!

I also glimpsed that something called NSFW can be applied, possibly, to the goddess' fine form.

All Hail!

by Kirk-Urreply 13008/25/2014

[R130] Did the wind blow out the lamps in here? Suddenly I can no longer see!!! It is only darkness. Oh holy Shamash, find me!

by Kirk-Urreply 13108/30/2014

There seem to be alot of Medes infesting this thread! Go back to your fetid Caspian swamps and leave our date palms alone!

by Kirk-Urreply 13208/30/2014

r132, r127 sang it like a soothsayer in the temples of Marduk.

by Kirk-Urreply 13308/31/2014


by Kirk-Urreply 13408/31/2014

What's this about Jo-ahun Euphrates Rivers being at the gates of the netherworld?

by Kirk-Urreply 13508/31/2014

Yes R135. She was being bled to release some unclean spirits and suddenly Astarte halted her heart, the priests had to put her into an induced com ur. Her daughter Meliss Ur is at the Ziggurat with Jo-Ahun.

by Kirk-Urreply 13608/31/2014

Edg-ur should have sacrificed himself TWICE to escape this silicone she-devil.

by Kirk-Urreply 13708/31/2014

The horns of the goddess frolicked across the sky last night.

by Kirk-Urreply 13808/31/2014

Enkadu is so gay you can hear the swish by the River Indus.

by Kirk-Urreply 13909/01/2014

R132 You mistake your own dung for a savory date.

by Kirk-Urreply 14009/01/2014

If Jo-ahun does descend below, will her womb fruit continue the selling of poorly made ornaments down by the river? None of those items looked genuine. Lapis lazuli? Anzu knows the truth!

by Kirk-Urreply 14109/01/2014

The fruit of her womb Meliss- Ur is going to inherit scores of shekels, Astarte be praised she will no longer have to sell her questionable lapis and gold.

by Kirk-Urreply 14209/01/2014

By the lapis of Shagshag, womb fruit Melliz-ur sells the polished dung of water buffaloes as Jo-ahun sold her own bowel movements. It has been foretold that this will end in tears of Marduk!

by Kirk-Urreply 14309/01/2014

Hamonryebi! I just saw that many of Puabi's "special, private" clay tablets were hacked through her unshuttered window opening and they are making their way through the streets of Eridu. Apparently she had her scribe apply his stylus freely for personal communications with her beau Babum.

One wonders why she didn't delete these copies - unless her loins quiver at the cuneiform of her own pudenda. I wouldn't doubt it.

by Kirk-Urreply 14409/02/2014

Puabi is just another of the Real Whores of Eridu. Just like the whore Erishti-Aya' throwing a mud brick through temple gates.

by Kirk-Urreply 14509/02/2014

Jo-ahun has taken tight hold of the stone base of the ziggurat, and will not leave these earthly rocks to pass to her next life.

by Kirk-Urreply 14609/03/2014

Jo-ahun may indeed be ready to enter the arms of darkness, but her spawn, Meh Lizard, clings to her rotting sinews. She fears the living oblivion that will come to her with the passing. All the shekels of Kish will not buy her anything but the indifference due such a dog woman.

by Kirk-Urreply 14709/03/2014

r144 - MY EYES!!

I just saw Puabi's private mud tablets - A man named F'u Chan has them on display in the atrium marketplace. Apparently, when the tablet clay was still soft, Puabi sat directly on it until an exact copy of her under region had been created.

How many times can it be said:

if you don't want people to see your skirt, don't sit on a wet clay tablet!!!

by Kirk-Urreply 14809/03/2014

Jo-Ahun has been moved to a private tent. Some say this means she may awaken with the dawn, some say the Afterworld beckons her.

Only Erishkigal knows for sure at this point...

by Kirk-Urreply 14909/03/2014

It is whispered that Melliz-ur will sell the ashes of Jo-Ahun in the market place on the shore of the QuVe Sea. One also mumbled that vessels shall be made of this new stuff called "glass". People would not spend a sheckel for a bowl of her ashes in the traditional goat dung pot, but in this "glass", who knows. People have gone to this market place to buy the droppings of Mre Oz-Mun and now the ashes of Jo-Ahun. Marduk, save us.

by Kirk-Urreply 15009/04/2014

R148. Thank you with petal water for your explanation. I miscontstrued the hair prints as some kind of foul nematode unleashed and wriggling across the mud.

No temple wax was stolen to remove the fur from HER camel back - or toe.

by Kirk-Urreply 15109/04/2014

I just read a cuneiform of news from Aybee Sea, it appears Jo-Ahun has crossed to the netherworld. Nergal be damned!!! Poor Coop-Ur is now without a grandmother and benefactress.

by Kirk-Urreply 15209/04/2014

Yesterday was the solemn observance of the date when the ziggurats fell.

Damn those ill-behaved spirits selling lapis lazuli to "honor" the fallen. May the gnats of a thousand dung heaps swarm around them.

by Kirk-Urreply 15309/12/2014


by Kirk-Urreply 15409/14/2014

Why did you bump me, R154?

I spit in your eye!

by Kirk-Urreply 15509/17/2014

When Puabi famously evoked an ex-temple concubine of Anu-noknok suffering from a curse of writhing worms in a "Lioness on a Hot Clay Overhang," it turned out she actually was suffering from writhing worms.

Does this undermine her accolades or underscore her verisimilitude? I mean, why should a leper get an award for playing a character where her toe falls off?

And I hear she's part Nubian, anyway. Worm Country.

by Kirk-Urreply 15609/17/2014


by Kirk-Urreply 15709/17/2014

r156, like you know from writhing worms.

by Kirk-Urreply 15809/18/2014

[quote]As for being fly-over, my family has been in Eridu since the Kish. So go suck a viper head.

West Eridu?

by Kirk-Urreply 15911/09/2014

The Teri Gar-ur

by Kirk-Urreply 16011/09/2014

As noted in the other tablet, Matt Damania is reprising her role as Bo-ur-ne. I am glad that we will no longer be exposed to ladyboy loving Jeremy Renn-ur.

The scribe also noted that Matt Damania is playing the role of Gilgamesh in an unusual case of a female playing a male lead. It is a quite a twist of the reed and a maj-ur risk the produc-urs are taking. However, Matt Damania is a versatile, risk-taking, subtle actress. She will be outstanding.

by Kirk-Urreply 16111/09/2014

The reviews are mixed regarding the star epic with Muk Bong-o and AnnE Hath-u-way. Does Matt Damania bring any thing to the telling of this drama?

by Kirk-Urreply 16211/10/2014

So no Osc-Ur for AnnE?

by Kirk-Urreply 16311/10/2014

I tell ya, we get no respect.

by Kirk-Urreply 16411/10/2014

r164, you think You get no respect...

by Kirk-Urreply 16511/11/2014

r156, Puabi left some impressive shit.

by Kirk-Urreply 16611/14/2014

There is no way AnnE will be rewarded at the temple with best actress. That old hag hasn't tasted the fruits of the heavens since the time of Meskalamdug. And have you seen her latest cylinder seal?

by Kirk-Urreply 16711/16/2014

NuDL reminds me of cluster fuck by the temple whores of Marduk.

by Kirk-Urreply 16806/03/2015

If you have any legitimate criticism of the temple whores of Marduk, please send a tablet messahe tu M-ur-iel.

by Kirk-Urreply 16906/03/2015

Friend, I do not poke the snakes in the market of Shuruppak, and I do not poke M-ur-iel.

by Kirk-Urreply 17006/03/2015

The snakes of Shuruppak are nicer.

by Kirk-Urreply 17106/04/2015

In the name of Queen Inanna, who knew the bitchfest was 7000 years old?

by Kirk-Urreply 17206/05/2015

Ahhhh, Queen Inanna!

by Kirk-Urreply 17306/24/2015

Bump for Puabi.

by Kirk-Urreply 17407/09/2015
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