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Max Gail Shirtless and in Shorts

He sure is ugly. He's got a nice body from the waist down, but I would swear he'd be more hairy than that. I bet he shaves.

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by Anonymousreply 53March 10, 2021 3:22 AM

Terrible toupee on Barney Miller, but he played his part well. Even I think this is a random flashback. Max Gail? Well done, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1November 4, 2015 8:34 PM

DL cracks me up. I can't even say OP is worse than Hitler because I can't find it in a search ..... but there was an earlier thread back when DL mobile started up ..........it was also all about Max and had a whole bunch of replies.

Sorry I can't find it. Max was a big beefy average daddy type. I remember finding him quite attractive ....

by Anonymousreply 2November 4, 2015 8:48 PM

I think everyone thought Max Gail was sexy on Barney Miller because he stood out against a backdrop of some of the ugliest, jowliest, age spotted old fucks ever assembled in one cast. Shit, Gavin McLeod would have seemed yummy in that room.

by Anonymousreply 3November 4, 2015 8:52 PM

Was thinking the same thing R3 --- but both Hal Linden and Ron Glass were actually pretty attractive too. Always being in their police detective suits didn't help. Certainly didn't want to see Abe Vigoda or Steve Landsberg or the Asian guy in a police lockerroom ...........but Gail, Glass or Linden would've been fine.

by Anonymousreply 4November 4, 2015 8:58 PM

Max Gail had a great body and a great beefy ass. Because he played someone who had an IQ of about 86, it was hard to find him attractive on "Barney Miller"; but I remember when he played a sexy downtown artist in the movie "Heartbreakers" and he was smoking hot.

by Anonymousreply 5November 4, 2015 9:01 PM

Hal Linden , speedo in BotNS.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 4, 2015 9:09 PM

[quote].. but there was an earlier thread back when DL mobile started up ..........i

So what? We want to talk about him now.

by Anonymousreply 7November 4, 2015 9:09 PM

R7 --- was just saying a lot of people had already commented and it was a good thread. Unclench.

by Anonymousreply 8November 4, 2015 9:21 PM

Damn - thanks for that clip R6 - Dan Haggerty aka Grizzly Adams was smoking hot. Woof!

by Anonymousreply 9November 4, 2015 9:24 PM

As a teen, I adored Max and his enormous muscle ass.

by Anonymousreply 10November 4, 2015 9:37 PM

I looked Max Gail up,and yes he's still allive. He's in like 804 now. But back in the day....I'd have trampled someone over to get my hands on that ass!!!. Oh the picture in this post isn't Maxx Gale. It's Robert Conrad of Wild Wild West and Bah Bah Blacksheep. Robert worked the tight tight the had 2b spandex pants cuz even air wasn't getting in there.lol I hear he's a big ol homophobe. Can you image a porn with the two of them in thier hey days...would have set the studio on fire!!

by Anonymousreply 11March 15, 2019 8:48 AM

Weightlifter, Mack truck type. He played Chief in Cuckoo's Nest off Broadway back in the day. Mmmmmm.......Max!

by Anonymousreply 12March 15, 2019 8:57 AM

r11 It's a VIDEO.

by Anonymousreply 13March 16, 2019 2:17 AM

Yeah. One of my early indicators I liked boys was how I felt about Max.

by Anonymousreply 14March 16, 2019 2:24 AM

Thank you, Antenna TV, for your nightly double doses of "Barney Miller" with the nice Max promo (of him now!) between the two episodes! I don't think even Meloni's butt outdoes Mr Gail's in its 1970's prime!

by Anonymousreply 15March 19, 2019 2:08 AM

He was hotness!

by Anonymousreply 16March 19, 2019 2:12 AM

R11 Not only is Max Gail still alive, he is doing some great work right now on General Hospital as an Alzheimer's patient.

by Anonymousreply 17March 19, 2019 2:20 AM

Ugly is the last thing I would call him.

by Anonymousreply 18March 19, 2019 2:23 AM

Max had such a guy/dad bod... he's not tall, so he's got that squat fireplug look from certain angles... but he's really sexy because he seems so comfortable in his skin... "I'm a guy... I'm shirtless... yea, I'm built and my chest's somewhat hairy... if I were wearing shirt, I'd be stretching the sleeves tight... I wouldn't admit it to you, but I know I've got a great ass sitting just above my thick muscled legs." Of course he just goes about his business, working outdoors...

by Anonymousreply 19March 19, 2019 2:29 AM

Who was the wife/mom in that clip? Cause Sally Field called and wants her a schtick back.

by Anonymousreply 20March 19, 2019 2:38 AM

Damn, Daddy!

Max looks hot here.

by Anonymousreply 21March 19, 2019 2:40 AM

Max Gail is openly gay, right?

Or is my closeted child self just hallucinating that?

by Anonymousreply 22March 19, 2019 3:06 AM

Why is Albert Ingalls cheating on Michael Landon in OPs clip?

by Anonymousreply 23March 19, 2019 3:10 AM

I would love to orgy with the entire cast of Barney Miller (minus Jack Soo)

by Anonymousreply 24March 22, 2019 5:18 PM

I had the biggest crush on Matthew Labyorteaux when I was a little kid.

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by Anonymousreply 25March 22, 2019 5:21 PM

Damn, fine, beefy mesomorph! I always had a thing for him. I'd even excuse the bad haircut he has here.

by Anonymousreply 26March 22, 2019 5:43 PM

OP knows lots of gay guys lusted after Max on Barney Miller, and is just being a contrarian for attention.

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by Anonymousreply 27March 22, 2019 5:43 PM

R20 it's Caroline McWilliams, who was on Soap and then the first season of Benson (different roles). On Soap she tried to seduce Burt Campbell.

by Anonymousreply 28March 22, 2019 5:58 PM

I thought he was married R22.

by Anonymousreply 29March 22, 2019 7:37 PM

He was built like a brick shithouse back in the day. He wasn't classically handsome, but he was damn sure ugly hot.

by Anonymousreply 30March 22, 2019 7:46 PM

He still looks good in his old age.

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by Anonymousreply 31March 22, 2019 7:49 PM

Sweet Baby Jesus he’s sexy. Like many of you here watching him on Barney Miller was one of the first clues I had that I was a homo.

by Anonymousreply 32March 22, 2019 9:04 PM

Nice thick daddy

by Anonymousreply 33March 22, 2019 9:40 PM

[quote]it's Caroline McWilliams, who was on Soap and then the first season of Benson (different roles). On Soap she tried to seduce Burt Campbell.

Wasn't she also Mrs. Michael Keaton?

by Anonymousreply 34March 23, 2019 12:16 AM

He just got his first EMMY nomination after 50 years as an actor - Daytime Emmy nomination for General Hospital

by Anonymousreply 35March 23, 2019 12:17 AM

I thought he was into black gals.

by Anonymousreply 36March 23, 2019 12:23 AM

"black gals"? Well pardon me massah.

by Anonymousreply 37March 23, 2019 12:46 AM

Thank god she left early or the show would have been ruined!

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by Anonymousreply 38March 23, 2019 2:43 AM

Yep, [34] -- they had a son. McWilliams died in 2010 at age 64 of multiple myeloma.

by Anonymousreply 39March 23, 2019 3:19 AM

Wojo was likeable because he was so human in a physical way. Mostly because he was allowed to sweat.

I used to imagine him naked and sweaty....

by Anonymousreply 40March 23, 2019 3:19 AM

Max Gail is not gay. He was married twice, both times to women of color. His first wife passed away when their daughter was a baby. I believe he’s divorced from his second. On Barney Miller his chest was hairier than it was in that movie. He just won his first Emmy!

by Anonymousreply 41June 6, 2019 5:14 PM

R2 is right, this topic has been done before, more than once. A google search turns up a few. Here's one.

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by Anonymousreply 42June 6, 2019 5:20 PM

[quote] [R2] is right, this topic has been done before, more than once. A google search turns up a few. Here's one.

Who gives a shit?

Do you think the point of this forum is never to start an old to0pic that has been covered in its 24 year history?

UNCLENCH.

by Anonymousreply 43June 6, 2019 5:53 PM

He could play Ed Asner's son in an emotional remake of I Never Sang for My Father.

by Anonymousreply 44June 6, 2019 6:07 PM

I bet Max is the type of guy that’ll will keep fit til he drops dead.

by Anonymousreply 45June 6, 2019 7:35 PM

Id Ed Asner plays his daddy could Vic Taybak play the gay uncle?

by Anonymousreply 46June 6, 2019 7:41 PM

Id Ed Asner plays his daddy could Vic Taybak play the gay uncle?

by Anonymousreply 47June 6, 2019 7:42 PM

Id heard you the first time

by Anonymousreply 48June 6, 2019 7:46 PM

I could never keep my eyes off Max's ENORMOUS MUSCULAR ASS in episodes of 'Barney Miller.'

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by Anonymousreply 49June 6, 2019 8:10 PM

In his early years as an actor he wasn't classically handsome, but damn was he ever a sexy man. His face was quite attractive to me. And that body was to die for.

by Anonymousreply 50June 6, 2019 10:32 PM

Reply 19: Max is 6’1. Reply 49: He did indeed win an Emmy earlier this year for his work on General Hospital.

by Anonymousreply 51September 11, 2019 5:58 AM

So was that a toupee he wore on B Miler? (Re: photo upthread)

by Anonymousreply 52September 11, 2019 6:25 AM

R2 wait so we’ve had a Max troll for literally years?

by Anonymousreply 53March 10, 2021 3:22 AM
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