Was this any of you bitches?
Naked Man on Car Roof Causes Interstate Traffic Jam
Just in time for National Nude Day, one dude decided it'd be a neat idea to strip naked, climb on top of his car, and sit there -- on Interstate 95 South, during rush hour. If his car didn't have a moon roof before, it sure does now.
The incident occurred around 8:30am this morning in West Haven, CT, and though state police were able to get the man off his roof and into custody, southbound commuters were forced to use the road's right shoulder while the highway was shut down by the man's right buttock. Northbound commuters, meanwhile, caught the (w)hole show.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 4, 2020 6:50 PM
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"Naked Man on Car Roof"
The aftermath will be called 'Scat On A Hot Tin Roof'.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 16, 2015 10:42 AM
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I'm surprised they didn't put him on a sex offenders registry. Because in the USA, the nude body is a perversion unless it's being used to sell products!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 16, 2015 10:54 AM
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The oddest thing about this story was that the headline didn't say "Naked Florida Man." You're welcome, Florida.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 16, 2015 11:08 AM
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Meanwhile, further south on I95 police respond to two separate incidences of women disrobing on the highway.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 16, 2015 7:37 PM
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Why do I get the feeling R5 would say that about ANY nude man on top of his car?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 16, 2015 7:47 PM
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I would, and I will continue to do so!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 18, 2015 9:10 PM
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I remember once while having a crap day I was stopped by a train. I noticed some teenager on top googfing around defying death, you know, the usual. Then, without warning, the ringleader, who was quite handsome dropped trou for all to see! His member was impressive enough that it swung about obscenely as he gyrated his hips and he kept grabbing his dangling belt and hobbling back toward the intersection atop the moving train so he could continue his x rated display. It just happened a cop was stopped by this train and had climbed up and was trying to get them to come down. He was nowhere near as limber as the dancing teen and much honking resulted as the cop tried to get near the youths. He might as well just taken a seat and watched the show like the rest of us. Aren't nudity and cheap thrills grand?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 26, 2015 3:19 AM
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naked people should be commended
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 27, 2015 1:42 PM
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Not morbidly obese, so not a DLer.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 4, 2020 6:08 PM
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^ Nothing to see here, just the 2015 Thread Bump Troll at R12.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 4, 2020 6:46 PM
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