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Have you ever noticed that dumb guys are really good at fucking?

Why is that?

by Anonymousreply 9805/12/2015

Fucking is a basic, primal urge. Dumb guys are better at it because they don't think about it too much. They just go with their urges and do it.

Smart guys think about it too much.

by Anonymousreply 106/12/2013

Bless their dumb little hearts, but it's true, OP. Big and stupid is the way to go. I just need to find one for myself.

by Anonymousreply 206/12/2013

Because they are more animalistic and basic.

by Anonymousreply 306/12/2013

Several of the best poundings my highly educated ass ever got was from a guy who ran a car wash in Oak Ridge, Tennessee.

by Anonymousreply 506/12/2013

Damn straight.

by Anonymousreply 706/12/2013

It's god's way of balancing things out.

A lot of really good looking men are dim witted . A lot of ugly men are either smart or funny.

by Anonymousreply 806/12/2013

I like 'em big and stupid!

by Anonymousreply 906/12/2013

I don't know why, I'm not a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 1006/12/2013

I don't find that to be the case.

by Anonymousreply 1106/12/2013

nuh

by Anonymousreply 1206/12/2013

You know OP, this is the most intelligent post here on Datalounge. You seem really, really smart.

by Anonymousreply 1306/12/2013

Because you fetishize them.

by Anonymousreply 1406/12/2013

[quote]A lot of really good looking men are dim witted. A lot of ugly men are either smart or funny.

But neither of them are good looking once they get past 25 or so, so the smart ones are left with something valuable and the dumb ones aren't.

by Anonymousreply 1506/12/2013

Two dumb guys are even better at fucking (each other).

by Anonymousreply 1606/12/2013

[quote]But neither of them are good looking once they get past 25 or so

Personally, I think a man doesn't even START looking attractive until he's at least 35. And it gets better from there.

by Anonymousreply 1706/12/2013

Dumb jocks are especially hot. And dumb blue collar dudes (most blue collar dudes are NOT dumb).

by Anonymousreply 1806/12/2013

I'm sure I'm going to get a world of shit about this, but here goes.

I'm a PhD candidate from a really good (or at least prestigious) school, got a good SAT score, etc. The numbers and the evidence says I'm pretty smart.

One of my worse faults is that I overthink sex. I can never just lose myself in the moment because my oh-so-active brain won't fucking stop.

Stupid guys don't have that problem. Of course, they have TONS of other ones.

by Anonymousreply 1906/12/2013

I love blue collar guys for sex. They're very masculine, friendly and non-pretentious. They're also hot in the sack!

Every guy I've actually dated and taken home to mom had a college degree and soft hands, though.

by Anonymousreply 2006/12/2013

[quote]But neither of them are good looking once they get past 25 or so

Are you fucking serious???

by Anonymousreply 2106/12/2013

Big, dumb blue collar guys are the best. I had a guy I dated for a bit, good dancer, fun. Really sort of old fashioned and sweet out of bed, an animal in bed. 6 foot 3, blue eyes, built. My friends called him "Einstein from the neck down".

by Anonymousreply 2206/12/2013

[quote] My friends called him "Einstein from the neck down".

Your friends sound like cunts.

by Anonymousreply 2306/12/2013

I think that there is a widespread perception that overtly dumb dudes are more masculine than overtly smart/brainy dudes. That is why so many young men think that reading books is "girly" and not manly. Similarly, because dumb men are often viewed as the most masculine, they are also viewed as the sexiest.

by Anonymousreply 2406/12/2013

Wouldn't "Einstein from the neck down" imply that someone is both dumb and unattractive? Einstein was not exactly known for his hot body.

by Anonymousreply 2506/12/2013

No Einstein from the neck down meant that although he wasn't bright, he was a body genius. Everything from the neck down was superb. He was happiest when engaged in sensual pleasures, eating, dancing, sports.

I guess my friends were sort of cunty, but accurate.

by Anonymousreply 2606/12/2013

Ryan Lochte owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 2706/12/2013

But would he even realize it, R27?

by Anonymousreply 2806/12/2013

I generally agree with the concept. But I think Lochte is actually too stupid to even be a good fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2906/12/2013

They're dumb because they were sex-obsessed from an early age. Start fucking at 11 or twelve, not paying attention to studying. If they graduate high school at all they can barely spell. What follows is a life of shit jobs (warehouse, mechanic, factory, etc.), but they rationalize that's the burden they have to endure to get their drug: sex.

by Anonymousreply 3006/12/2013

Great. Now I suddenly have an urge to get my car washed.

by Anonymousreply 3106/12/2013

Is car a new euphemism for boi cooter?

by Anonymousreply 3206/12/2013

[quote]Is car a new euphemism for boi cooter?

It may well be, but I was referring to R5 's hot post.

by Anonymousreply 3306/12/2013

I'm dumb. Everyone ssys I'm a great fuck.

by Anonymousreply 3406/12/2013

Some of you have clearly been fucking the wrong smart guys.

by Anonymousreply 3506/12/2013

I own this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3606/13/2013

I've had great sex with a lot of smart guys. Actually been kinda surprised at how insatiable and animalistic some rather shy, reserved and timid smart guys.

by Anonymousreply 3706/13/2013

I'm fucking a very small (5'), very smart, Indian guy who lost his virginity a short while ago. He is a great fuck because he analyzes and processes what made the sex hot and tries to improve or mix it up for next time.

by Anonymousreply 3806/13/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3906/13/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4006/15/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4106/20/2013

intellectualism is not considered sexy in our society

by Anonymousreply 4207/02/2013

Op you are very vulgar.The rest who are in a hurry to agree with you are just victims of your cynicism.

Even if there is some truth behind your shallow remark, you didn't have to spread your light way of thought to others.

by Anonymousreply 4307/02/2013

Perhaps OP posted this as a means of suggesting that he is good in bed.

by Anonymousreply 4407/02/2013

Dumb guys are better at sex defiantly and to me all dumb guy seem to have bigger dicks ;) i guess it balances things our lol

by Anonymousreply 4507/18/2013

One of my college roommates had a footlong hotdog, and was failing English 101 (he was American). Life is full of tradeoffs.

by Anonymousreply 4607/18/2013

truedat

by Anonymousreply 4707/21/2013

Because they have smart penises.

by Anonymousreply 4807/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4907/21/2013

Jocks are the hottest, and the stereotype is that they act dumb, even if they are not. That is very attractive to me and many others. Like it or not, society doesn't view bookworms as very hot. Likewise, we love constructive workers, mechanics, and firemen because they are viewed as working with their bodies, macho, and manly.

by Anonymousreply 5007/22/2013

Yep, dumb jocks are hottest

by Anonymousreply 5108/03/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5208/15/2013

My new neighbor is a nice guy, but a complete idiot, but the way his girlfriend screams when he's fucking her must means that he's throwing it down in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 5308/18/2013

Especially if they worked as stevedores.

by Anonymousreply 5408/18/2013

This statement is probably true for the same reason, "once you go Black you never go back" is.

Think about it. (Or rather: don't.)

by Anonymousreply 5508/18/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5608/24/2013

I call bullshit. Good fucking takes imagination, which dumb guys don't have. Y'all don't know fucking until you've fucked a GENIUS.

by Anonymousreply 5708/24/2013

dumb dudes are primal

by Anonymousreply 5809/01/2013

All Scorpios bragging about being best in sack (on another thread) are dumb then?

by Anonymousreply 5909/02/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6009/27/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6110/18/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6208/01/2014

That is pretty much it. Dumb guys just do it. They don't freak out about dates or what they're going to wear, they just follow their cocks and do what nature intended.

by Anonymousreply 6308/01/2014

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by Anonymousreply 6508/02/2014

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by Anonymousreply 6608/02/2014

Interesting, R65.

by Anonymousreply 6708/02/2014

Dated a guy who was kind of dumb but a steaming hot fuck. Gawd I miss him.

by Anonymousreply 6808/02/2014

Yeah if "interesting" means judgemental asshole.

by Anonymousreply 6908/02/2014

[65] is simply more evolved. Sadly I fall in with the rest of the camp in wanting a guy who's just in it for himself.

by Anonymousreply 7008/02/2014

OH Tumblr has a blog for everything. He'd be perfect for me. Thanks for the search suggestion OP.

by Anonymousreply 7108/02/2014

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by Anonymousreply 7208/02/2014

R72 is named Eugene.

by Anonymousreply 7308/02/2014

I like he dumb ones because they always ask if they can smoke a cigarette they they cum again. It's heaven.

by Anonymousreply 7408/02/2014

The best dumb guys don't know how big their dicks are.

by Anonymousreply 7508/02/2014

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by Anonymousreply 7608/16/2014

Education is important but big biceps are importanter.

by Anonymousreply 7708/16/2014

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by Anonymousreply 7809/07/2014

I am dating a blue collar factory worker and he is the best I have ever had. He dropped out of school in 10th grade but wow is he the sex.

by Anonymousreply 7909/08/2014

pic, r79???

by Anonymousreply 8001/27/2015

Blue collar bros only

by Anonymousreply 8103/02/2015

I'm told I'm very good sex. Yeah I'm pretty dumb.

by Anonymousreply 8203/02/2015

In my experience, I haven't noticed that. I've been with a couple hot blue collar guys who were good in bed, but they were not at all stupid. Maybe not the most educated guys, but they were not inherently stupid.

I only ever had one truly dumb guy for a fuck bud on and off for a year. He was OK but I have had better from smarter guys.

by Anonymousreply 8303/02/2015

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by Anonymousreply 8405/12/2015

Jeah!

by Anonymousreply 8505/12/2015

So does he have a spreadsheet, r38?

by Anonymousreply 8605/12/2015

There's something really sexy about a guy who can lift heavy things.

by Anonymousreply 8705/12/2015

"You're not very bright, are you? I LIKE that in a man!"

by Anonymousreply 8805/12/2015

"There's something really sexy about a guy who can lift heavy things."

Like Dataloungers?

by Anonymousreply 8905/12/2015

This explains why porn stars are so good at sex.

by Anonymousreply 9005/12/2015

R88, given that your (inexact) quote comes from Kathleen Turner in Body Heat rather than Joan Crawford, it turns out you might be the one who isn't so bright.

by Anonymousreply 9105/12/2015

Don't judge me, but I hooked up with the guy who works at the car wash. He quit school in 10th grade because he knocked up his girlfriend. The poor thing is as dumb as a stump, but he fucked me senseless. The entire time he was fucking me, he kept saying "I ain't no queer". I would love to delve into the psychology of that.

by Anonymousreply 9205/12/2015

They are too stupid for self-conscious analysis, thus go on animal like fuck mode more easily.

by Anonymousreply 9305/12/2015

"Dumb Guys Fucking" would be a great name for a porn series (if it isn't already)

by Anonymousreply 9405/12/2015

LOL! @r92

No homo bro! No homo.

by Anonymousreply 9505/12/2015

R43 according to this thread you are not good in bed.

by Anonymousreply 9605/12/2015

But this has to be a kind of intelligence:

by Anonymousreply 9705/12/2015

I'm intelligent and good in bed, I'm just not a nerd. So really, being a nerd makes you bad in bed, not so much being intelligent.

by Anonymousreply 9805/12/2015
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