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Have you ever noticed that dumb guys are really good at fucking?

Why is that?

by Anonymousreply 231September 10, 2022 2:40 AM

Fucking is a basic, primal urge. Dumb guys are better at it because they don't think about it too much. They just go with their urges and do it.

Smart guys think about it too much.

by Anonymousreply 1June 12, 2013 2:24 PM

Bless their dumb little hearts, but it's true, OP. Big and stupid is the way to go. I just need to find one for myself.

by Anonymousreply 2June 12, 2013 2:36 PM

Because they are more animalistic and basic.

by Anonymousreply 3June 12, 2013 2:38 PM

Dumb guys and crazy women.

by Anonymousreply 4June 12, 2013 2:47 PM

Several of the best poundings my highly educated ass ever got was from a guy who ran a car wash in Oak Ridge, Tennessee.

by Anonymousreply 5June 12, 2013 2:49 PM

Because dumb guys tend to bit a bit selfish, and only concerned about their own orgasm. When you treat someone like a piece of meat, and use them to get off, the sex tends to be better.

by Anonymousreply 6June 12, 2013 4:06 PM

Damn straight.

by Anonymousreply 7June 12, 2013 4:08 PM

It's god's way of balancing things out.

A lot of really good looking men are dim witted . A lot of ugly men are either smart or funny.

by Anonymousreply 8June 12, 2013 4:10 PM

I like 'em big and stupid!

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by Anonymousreply 9June 12, 2013 4:12 PM

I don't know why, I'm not a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 10June 12, 2013 4:17 PM

I don't find that to be the case.

by Anonymousreply 11June 12, 2013 4:45 PM

nuh

by Anonymousreply 12June 12, 2013 4:49 PM

You know OP, this is the most intelligent post here on Datalounge. You seem really, really smart.

by Anonymousreply 13June 12, 2013 5:14 PM

Because you fetishize them.

by Anonymousreply 14June 12, 2013 5:18 PM

[quote]A lot of really good looking men are dim witted. A lot of ugly men are either smart or funny.

But neither of them are good looking once they get past 25 or so, so the smart ones are left with something valuable and the dumb ones aren't.

by Anonymousreply 15June 12, 2013 5:23 PM

Two dumb guys are even better at fucking (each other).

by Anonymousreply 16June 12, 2013 5:24 PM

[quote]But neither of them are good looking once they get past 25 or so

Personally, I think a man doesn't even START looking attractive until he's at least 35. And it gets better from there.

by Anonymousreply 17June 12, 2013 6:06 PM

Dumb jocks are especially hot. And dumb blue collar dudes (most blue collar dudes are NOT dumb).

by Anonymousreply 18June 12, 2013 6:09 PM

I'm sure I'm going to get a world of shit about this, but here goes.

I'm a PhD candidate from a really good (or at least prestigious) school, got a good SAT score, etc. The numbers and the evidence says I'm pretty smart.

One of my worse faults is that I overthink sex. I can never just lose myself in the moment because my oh-so-active brain won't fucking stop.

Stupid guys don't have that problem. Of course, they have TONS of other ones.

by Anonymousreply 19June 12, 2013 6:13 PM

I love blue collar guys for sex. They're very masculine, friendly and non-pretentious. They're also hot in the sack!

Every guy I've actually dated and taken home to mom had a college degree and soft hands, though.

by Anonymousreply 20June 12, 2013 6:27 PM

[quote]But neither of them are good looking once they get past 25 or so

Are you fucking serious???

by Anonymousreply 21June 12, 2013 6:28 PM

Big, dumb blue collar guys are the best. I had a guy I dated for a bit, good dancer, fun. Really sort of old fashioned and sweet out of bed, an animal in bed. 6 foot 3, blue eyes, built. My friends called him "Einstein from the neck down".

by Anonymousreply 22June 12, 2013 6:33 PM

[quote] My friends called him "Einstein from the neck down".

Your friends sound like cunts.

by Anonymousreply 23June 12, 2013 6:38 PM

I think that there is a widespread perception that overtly dumb dudes are more masculine than overtly smart/brainy dudes. That is why so many young men think that reading books is "girly" and not manly. Similarly, because dumb men are often viewed as the most masculine, they are also viewed as the sexiest.

by Anonymousreply 24June 12, 2013 7:13 PM

Wouldn't "Einstein from the neck down" imply that someone is both dumb and unattractive? Einstein was not exactly known for his hot body.

by Anonymousreply 25June 12, 2013 7:19 PM

No Einstein from the neck down meant that although he wasn't bright, he was a body genius. Everything from the neck down was superb. He was happiest when engaged in sensual pleasures, eating, dancing, sports.

I guess my friends were sort of cunty, but accurate.

by Anonymousreply 26June 12, 2013 8:05 PM

Ryan Lochte owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 27June 12, 2013 8:08 PM

But would he even realize it, R27?

by Anonymousreply 28June 12, 2013 8:38 PM

I generally agree with the concept. But I think Lochte is actually too stupid to even be a good fuck.

by Anonymousreply 29June 12, 2013 9:12 PM

They're dumb because they were sex-obsessed from an early age. Start fucking at 11 or twelve, not paying attention to studying. If they graduate high school at all they can barely spell. What follows is a life of shit jobs (warehouse, mechanic, factory, etc.), but they rationalize that's the burden they have to endure to get their drug: sex.

by Anonymousreply 30June 12, 2013 9:25 PM

Great. Now I suddenly have an urge to get my car washed.

by Anonymousreply 31June 12, 2013 9:33 PM

Is car a new euphemism for boi cooter?

by Anonymousreply 32June 12, 2013 9:53 PM

[quote]Is car a new euphemism for boi cooter?

It may well be, but I was referring to R5 's hot post.

by Anonymousreply 33June 12, 2013 10:37 PM

I'm dumb. Everyone ssys I'm a great fuck.

by Anonymousreply 34June 13, 2013 12:19 AM

Some of you have clearly been fucking the wrong smart guys.

by Anonymousreply 35June 13, 2013 12:47 AM

I own this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 36June 13, 2013 9:29 PM

I've had great sex with a lot of smart guys. Actually been kinda surprised at how insatiable and animalistic some rather shy, reserved and timid smart guys.

by Anonymousreply 37June 13, 2013 9:47 PM

I'm fucking a very small (5'), very smart, Indian guy who lost his virginity a short while ago. He is a great fuck because he analyzes and processes what made the sex hot and tries to improve or mix it up for next time.

by Anonymousreply 38June 13, 2013 9:50 PM

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by Anonymousreply 39June 14, 2013 2:35 AM

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by Anonymousreply 40June 15, 2013 8:07 AM

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by Anonymousreply 41June 20, 2013 9:05 PM

intellectualism is not considered sexy in our society

by Anonymousreply 42July 2, 2013 12:17 PM

Op you are very vulgar.The rest who are in a hurry to agree with you are just victims of your cynicism.

Even if there is some truth behind your shallow remark, you didn't have to spread your light way of thought to others.

by Anonymousreply 43July 2, 2013 12:30 PM

Perhaps OP posted this as a means of suggesting that he is good in bed.

by Anonymousreply 44July 2, 2013 12:51 PM

Dumb guys are better at sex defiantly and to me all dumb guy seem to have bigger dicks ;) i guess it balances things our lol

by Anonymousreply 45July 19, 2013 1:42 AM

One of my college roommates had a footlong hotdog, and was failing English 101 (he was American). Life is full of tradeoffs.

by Anonymousreply 46July 19, 2013 1:45 AM

truedat

by Anonymousreply 47July 22, 2013 3:30 AM

Because they have smart penises.

by Anonymousreply 48July 22, 2013 3:39 AM

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 49July 22, 2013 3:50 AM

Jocks are the hottest, and the stereotype is that they act dumb, even if they are not. That is very attractive to me and many others. Like it or not, society doesn't view bookworms as very hot. Likewise, we love constructive workers, mechanics, and firemen because they are viewed as working with their bodies, macho, and manly.

by Anonymousreply 50July 22, 2013 3:32 PM

Yep, dumb jocks are hottest

by Anonymousreply 51August 3, 2013 1:51 PM

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by Anonymousreply 52August 15, 2013 11:08 PM

My new neighbor is a nice guy, but a complete idiot, but the way his girlfriend screams when he's fucking her must means that he's throwing it down in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 53August 18, 2013 4:32 PM

Especially if they worked as stevedores.

by Anonymousreply 54August 18, 2013 4:46 PM

This statement is probably true for the same reason, "once you go Black you never go back" is.

Think about it. (Or rather: don't.)

by Anonymousreply 55August 18, 2013 6:51 PM

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by Anonymousreply 56August 24, 2013 4:57 PM

I call bullshit. Good fucking takes imagination, which dumb guys don't have. Y'all don't know fucking until you've fucked a GENIUS.

by Anonymousreply 57August 24, 2013 5:00 PM

dumb dudes are primal

by Anonymousreply 58September 1, 2013 7:28 PM

All Scorpios bragging about being best in sack (on another thread) are dumb then?

by Anonymousreply 59September 2, 2013 4:14 AM

xx

by Anonymousreply 60September 27, 2013 3:45 PM

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by Anonymousreply 61October 18, 2013 9:12 PM

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by Anonymousreply 62August 2, 2014 3:40 AM

That is pretty much it. Dumb guys just do it. They don't freak out about dates or what they're going to wear, they just follow their cocks and do what nature intended.

by Anonymousreply 63August 2, 2014 3:50 AM

I'm pretty dumb when it comes to a lot of things. I'm good sex.

by Anonymousreply 64August 2, 2014 3:53 AM

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by Anonymousreply 65August 2, 2014 4:02 AM

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by Anonymousreply 66August 2, 2014 4:05 AM

Interesting, R65.

by Anonymousreply 67August 2, 2014 4:06 AM

Dated a guy who was kind of dumb but a steaming hot fuck. Gawd I miss him.

by Anonymousreply 68August 2, 2014 4:22 AM

Yeah if "interesting" means judgemental asshole.

by Anonymousreply 69August 2, 2014 4:24 AM

[65] is simply more evolved. Sadly I fall in with the rest of the camp in wanting a guy who's just in it for himself.

by Anonymousreply 70August 2, 2014 4:33 AM

OH Tumblr has a blog for everything. He'd be perfect for me. Thanks for the search suggestion OP.

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by Anonymousreply 71August 2, 2014 4:45 AM

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by Anonymousreply 72August 2, 2014 4:47 AM

R72 is named Eugene.

by Anonymousreply 73August 2, 2014 4:52 AM

I like he dumb ones because they always ask if they can smoke a cigarette they they cum again. It's heaven.

by Anonymousreply 74August 2, 2014 4:57 AM

The best dumb guys don't know how big their dicks are.

by Anonymousreply 75August 2, 2014 5:06 AM

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by Anonymousreply 76August 17, 2014 1:12 AM

Education is important but big biceps are importanter.

by Anonymousreply 77August 17, 2014 3:05 AM

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by Anonymousreply 78September 7, 2014 10:18 PM

I am dating a blue collar factory worker and he is the best I have ever had. He dropped out of school in 10th grade but wow is he the sex.

by Anonymousreply 79September 8, 2014 4:14 AM

pic, r79???

by Anonymousreply 80January 27, 2015 3:27 PM

Blue collar bros only

by Anonymousreply 81March 2, 2015 4:12 PM

I'm told I'm very good sex. Yeah I'm pretty dumb.

by Anonymousreply 82March 2, 2015 4:56 PM

In my experience, I haven't noticed that. I've been with a couple hot blue collar guys who were good in bed, but they were not at all stupid. Maybe not the most educated guys, but they were not inherently stupid.

I only ever had one truly dumb guy for a fuck bud on and off for a year. He was OK but I have had better from smarter guys.

by Anonymousreply 83March 2, 2015 5:17 PM

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by Anonymousreply 84May 12, 2015 5:34 PM

Jeah!

by Anonymousreply 85May 12, 2015 5:38 PM

So does he have a spreadsheet, r38?

by Anonymousreply 86May 12, 2015 5:49 PM

There's something really sexy about a guy who can lift heavy things.

by Anonymousreply 87May 12, 2015 5:53 PM

"You're not very bright, are you? I LIKE that in a man!"

by Anonymousreply 88May 12, 2015 5:54 PM

"There's something really sexy about a guy who can lift heavy things."

Like Dataloungers?

by Anonymousreply 89May 12, 2015 5:56 PM

This explains why porn stars are so good at sex.

by Anonymousreply 90May 12, 2015 5:56 PM

R88, given that your (inexact) quote comes from Kathleen Turner in Body Heat rather than Joan Crawford, it turns out you might be the one who isn't so bright.

by Anonymousreply 91May 12, 2015 6:00 PM

Don't judge me, but I hooked up with the guy who works at the car wash. He quit school in 10th grade because he knocked up his girlfriend. The poor thing is as dumb as a stump, but he fucked me senseless. The entire time he was fucking me, he kept saying "I ain't no queer". I would love to delve into the psychology of that.

by Anonymousreply 92May 12, 2015 6:10 PM

They are too stupid for self-conscious analysis, thus go on animal like fuck mode more easily.

by Anonymousreply 93May 12, 2015 6:14 PM

"Dumb Guys Fucking" would be a great name for a porn series (if it isn't already)

by Anonymousreply 94May 12, 2015 6:15 PM

LOL! @r92

No homo bro! No homo.

by Anonymousreply 95May 12, 2015 6:22 PM

R43 according to this thread you are not good in bed.

by Anonymousreply 96May 12, 2015 6:28 PM

But this has to be a kind of intelligence:

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by Anonymousreply 97May 12, 2015 6:42 PM

I'm intelligent and good in bed, I'm just not a nerd. So really, being a nerd makes you bad in bed, not so much being intelligent.

by Anonymousreply 98May 12, 2015 6:58 PM

They are more Likely to be Alpha Males

by Anonymousreply 99January 4, 2016 5:01 PM

Yep alphas are hottest

by Anonymousreply 100January 23, 2016 7:01 PM

In Germany there's a saying: "Dumm fickt gut", which means "dumb fucks well".

by Anonymousreply 101January 23, 2016 7:15 PM

I think they lack the sexual inhibitions that intelligent people sometimes harbor. They act on instinct and their IQ.

by Anonymousreply 102January 23, 2016 7:30 PM

Big, dumb and full of cum! I like ugly/sexy, dumb guys. And then some. Bring it on!

by Anonymousreply 103January 23, 2016 7:30 PM

It was true for the one guy i've been with that fit that description. Dumb jock bi jock in college ( and i really do mean dumb) who at first was like sure you can suck my dick if you want. Turned out he was an absolute beast when it came to fucking as it progressed after a couple of times. Dude just went absolutely crazy ( in a good way) going at it. Zero inhibition there and he took pride in making you go crazy dicking you. Still the most pure just throw down sex i've had. He was great fun. Odd mix that one since he was totally laid back until you got him turned on and then just totally went for it.

by Anonymousreply 104January 23, 2016 8:37 PM

primal

by Anonymousreply 105January 25, 2016 1:47 PM

Best sex of my life was with an electrician apprentice. 6'1" muscled, dumb as a box of hair, and with an 8' dick. He was a total top, and he knew just how to use that rather large cock of his. The sex was amazing, I'm getting hard thinking about it. He definitely brought out the bottom in me. I sounded like a screaming banshee when we fucked. I got to know him a little bit. Very sweet, simple, low-maintenance guy, but very dim. Close to his family, who was pretty religious.

by Anonymousreply 106January 25, 2016 2:32 PM

dumb guys literally only think with their dicks.

by Anonymousreply 107January 25, 2016 2:40 PM

I'd say the Gronk owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 108January 25, 2016 2:58 PM

They don't over think sex perhaps.

by Anonymousreply 109January 25, 2016 3:00 PM

Tim Riggins owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 110January 25, 2016 3:52 PM

Primal i believe is the correct word r105. I'm a classic intellectual overthinker so that primal nature of just not thinking and just completely going for it is exactly what turned me on so much and i'm not even much of btm with most guys. Took a little coaching at first with him on how to get you prepared for the dick ( yes dude you have to eat it good first) and ease in to start. After that just let him go for it and unleash that primal side. I totally enjoyed he wasn't smart enough to think about anything. Sure let's fuck and then just go for it.

by Anonymousreply 111January 25, 2016 5:42 PM

Dumb guys can be sweet too, like puppy dogs but they quickly get boring. I thought the brain was the largest sexual organ anyway. Apparently not for you whores.

by Anonymousreply 112January 25, 2016 9:27 PM

No one said to "date" really dumb guys. Just enjoy their fucking skills.Can make for a great uncomplicated fuck bud.

by Anonymousreply 113January 25, 2016 11:28 PM

My type

by Anonymousreply 114April 27, 2016 4:01 PM

I don't know if I agree OP. I ran into an ex this week, who is very hot physically but dumber than a bag of hammers, and he is terrible in bed. He can't keep a boyfriend because he just doesn't have it in the sack. He chatted me up for about fifteen minutes, and I know he wanted hook up, but I remembered when we dated and told him to take care and kept going.

by Anonymousreply 115April 27, 2016 4:14 PM

Stupid people aren't good at very much, actually. Except being stupid.

by Anonymousreply 116April 27, 2016 4:15 PM

im pretty dumb and work as labourer but do find hard to get a relationship. I am big down there which helps.

by Anonymousreply 117May 2, 2016 8:28 PM

Yeah

by Anonymousreply 118July 1, 2016 12:51 PM

I definitely agree!! especially dumb low life army guys that cant get a job outside the army.. he failed most of his classes in college n had a gpa of 2.5 but fucked like a genius. very dumb but animalistic crazy sex.

by Anonymousreply 119August 15, 2016 9:12 AM

I can't believe this thread got this far without a single mention of hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 120August 15, 2016 11:16 AM

Never had an issue with hygiene in my case. His women trained him well if was going to get any. If he'd been out working when he stopped by first thing he did was shower and hell we did it in the shower more than once

by Anonymousreply 121August 15, 2016 1:01 PM

Jeah!

by Anonymousreply 122August 15, 2016 2:23 PM

i was near the 1.5 gpa

by Anonymousreply 123August 16, 2016 9:25 PM

Hmmmm

by Anonymousreply 124August 17, 2016 9:49 AM

I'm not as smart as I look and I've had a great sex life.

The mega hot porn star Mr. Marky owns this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 125August 17, 2016 10:04 AM

Nice

by Anonymousreply 126August 17, 2016 10:24 PM

They're really good at getting mugged in Rio, too.

by Anonymousreply 127August 18, 2016 1:10 AM

I love when Mr. Marky is laying pipe and sucking his thumb.

by Anonymousreply 128August 18, 2016 1:49 AM

im pretty dumb so im told but very big which is good.

by Anonymousreply 129September 14, 2016 12:58 PM

R97 Sensual intelligence??

by Anonymousreply 130September 14, 2016 1:18 PM

Does it only apply to gay guys? Cause straight dumb guys I've met are terrible in bed. They don't even know what a clitoris is

by Anonymousreply 131September 14, 2016 2:11 PM

I think that's just straight men in general R131.

by Anonymousreply 132September 14, 2016 2:51 PM

I was FB to a really dumb guy called Andy (London - 2005 onwards)

He had the face of Alfred E Neuman and the body of a Greek god (semi-pro kickboxer) with some hair (great hairy legs too). He also had a 12 inch cock.

Wrecked my ass on a regular basis, but wouldn't bottom - until the night we got drunk on tequila, and I asked to top him. With some reluctance, he let me do it (after HUGE amounts of rimming)...

I had to smother his cries of ecstasy with a pillow (in case the neighbours got worried)- and I'm not well-hung at all. He was bucking like a wild stallion.

It was the only time we ever woke up together in the morning. And he was obsessively clean in the shower afterwards

Last I heard, he was serving time for theft, burglary and manslaughter...(allegedly) because he got £15,000 to admit to it from people more intelligent and vicious than he could ever be...

by Anonymousreply 133September 14, 2016 3:45 PM

Don't be so trashy r133. You had sex with a dude who looked like that.

by Anonymousreply 134September 14, 2016 3:48 PM

Amen r4. Amen

by Anonymousreply 135September 14, 2016 3:59 PM

LOL r134 - he wasn't THAT bad looking. I just used that to perhaps connect with Americans - I thought he was cute and masculine at the same time.

He did have very big ears, but he was raven-haired, blue-eyed - and had perfect teeth.

And smelled like heaven (apparently he is/was hypersensitive about BO because he grew up in care where the fripperies were minimal - one of the few personal intimacies he ever shared with me)

by Anonymousreply 136September 14, 2016 4:02 PM

"(apparently he is/was hypersensitive about BO because he grew up in care where the fripperies were minimal - one of the few personal intimacies he ever shared with me)"

Or. as he said it, he got bullied at school because he wore "shitey clothes and smelt like shite" [sic]

by Anonymousreply 137September 14, 2016 4:40 PM

I dunno about the people who fuck you OP, but I have found smart guys that fuck me really, really great.

And they can carry on a conversation afterwards. And, if I am lucky, they come back.

by Anonymousreply 138September 14, 2016 4:43 PM

There's a reason why the saying "I like em big and stupid" rings true.

by Anonymousreply 139September 14, 2016 5:29 PM

Rings lazy to me R139.

by Anonymousreply 140September 14, 2016 5:30 PM

know a guy in uk, thick as two shorts planks but huge.

by Anonymousreply 141September 15, 2016 9:39 AM

oh yeah bro

by Anonymousreply 142February 5, 2017 2:34 PM

Yep, love the rednecks

by Anonymousreply 143February 5, 2017 3:02 PM

I don't find dumb guys hot. R30 has an interesting take on it - that they are dumb in the first place because they started fucking too young and ignored education. Not always the case but we all probably know a pretty boy who burned out by 20.

Since I know dumb guys basically have no thoughts worth mentioning, it makes ME less self-conscious, so there's that.

Cunty I know, but it's almost like being alone. No one is home.

by Anonymousreply 144February 5, 2017 4:41 PM

LOL the Jason Stackhouse comment. SPOT on.

by Anonymousreply 145February 5, 2017 5:12 PM

[quote] No Einstein from the neck down meant that although he wasn't bright, he was a body genius. Everything from the neck down was superb. He was happiest when engaged in sensual pleasures, eating, dancing, sports.

[quote] I guess my friends were sort of cunty, but accurate.

Also, not witty.

by Anonymousreply 146February 5, 2017 5:20 PM

[quote] I'm told I'm very good sex. Yeah I'm pretty dumb.

Evidently.

by Anonymousreply 147February 5, 2017 5:23 PM

I don't know what you mean. But I'm a good fuck.

by Anonymousreply 148February 5, 2017 9:53 PM

My partner is very smart and very hot I get a hard on just being near him.

by Anonymousreply 149February 8, 2017 4:58 PM

Low class men are the same way op - HOT to have sex with - especially immigrants. You can always hook-up with a Latino in Sunset Park Brooklyn on Grindr, as long as you don't mind basement apartments, crucifixes on the wall and language barriers.

by Anonymousreply 150February 8, 2017 9:03 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 151February 10, 2017 4:16 AM

I prefer less educated dudes

by Anonymousreply 152March 19, 2017 2:29 PM

[Quote] You can always hook-up with a Latino in Sunset Park Brooklyn on Grindr, as long as you don't mind basement apartments, crucifixes on the wall and language barriers.

Living the dream!

by Anonymousreply 153March 19, 2017 3:05 PM

[quote]You can always hook-up with a Latino in Sunset Park Brooklyn on Grindr, as long as you don't mind basement apartments, crucifixes on the wall and language barriers.

Reach for the stars, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 154March 19, 2017 3:28 PM

It seems most blue collar studs come fully packed with all the standard options. More IQ's have fallen from highly educated guys getting their brains fucked out. So in a way, this is nature's way of evening the playing field. Both IQ's end up meeting somewhere more in the middle.

by Anonymousreply 155March 19, 2017 3:40 PM

Mikey, the gay country-boy YouTuber, owns this thread. He needs to ditch that cunty boyfriend, though.

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by Anonymousreply 156March 19, 2017 3:47 PM

Trump must be an absolute tiger in bed then.

by Anonymousreply 157March 19, 2017 7:07 PM

It's probably related to why the really good looking guys aren't generally very good in bed - they often have this sense of entitlement as if they can just lie there and it's enough.

As a girlfriend of mine told me years ago, the really good looking guys are never good kissers.

by Anonymousreply 158March 19, 2017 8:14 PM

Indeed

by Anonymousreply 159August 4, 2017 4:12 PM

My very long-time partner is a dumbfuck. But his dick is huge and his hairy ass is still fine.

by Anonymousreply 160August 4, 2017 4:20 PM

Yes definitely. Their nerves are delayed so they can fuck for extended periods without reaching orgasm. They also love sex because they are not great at any other pastimes. Try one out and you too will come to love the numb dick population!

by Anonymousreply 161August 4, 2017 4:43 PM

I like em big and stupid.

by Anonymousreply 162August 8, 2017 5:01 PM

No, I haven't noticed that.

by Anonymousreply 163August 8, 2017 5:28 PM

"Dumb guys are better at sex defiantly. "

I too have found that to be the case. The smart ones, on the other hand, are submissive.

by Anonymousreply 164August 8, 2017 5:38 PM

Well, I'm going out tonight, and I hope to find a fantastic, dumb, hot, best fuck of my life.

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by Anonymousreply 165August 8, 2017 6:28 PM

This song exists for a reason....

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by Anonymousreply 166August 8, 2017 6:42 PM

Then there's the Sondheim song, "Can That Boy Foxtrot!" It's not about dancing.

by Anonymousreply 167August 9, 2017 5:33 AM

I only get with hot bi jocks. Nothing better than a buff athlete.

by Anonymousreply 168August 9, 2017 10:59 AM

Dumb guys are great because they get off on pretty much everything.

by Anonymousreply 169August 9, 2017 11:17 AM

So, R165, did you find the big, dumb top of your dreams?

by Anonymousreply 170August 9, 2017 2:43 PM

They turn me on

by Anonymousreply 171August 11, 2017 12:53 AM

bump bitch is bumping away

by Anonymousreply 172August 11, 2017 1:10 AM

"I...get with"

Such an elegant locution!

by Anonymousreply 173August 11, 2017 1:14 AM

Best fuck I ever had was a college football player. First time we hooked up he told me, I'm not good enough to go pro and I'm not real smart but I've got a big dick and I can go all night. He was right on all accounts so maybe he wasn't that dumb after all.

by Anonymousreply 174August 11, 2017 1:15 AM

Did you date him?

by Anonymousreply 175August 11, 2017 4:35 AM

OF course

by Anonymousreply 176March 21, 2018 3:38 PM

They're not self-conscious because they're not fully self-aware. It's actually great; they can be very graceful physically when they have to perform. Like that one guy on Sean Cody - Ashton - he moves his body in a wavelike way when fucking - rarely seen - it's incredible.

by Anonymousreply 177March 21, 2018 3:44 PM

No. I haven't.

by Anonymousreply 178March 21, 2018 11:09 PM

IT’s Not that I intentionally seek dumb dudes, but the kind of dude I am attracted to (muscle bros, thugs, construction workers, mechanics, dudes with multiple baby mamas) tend not To be intellectuals.

by Anonymousreply 179March 21, 2018 11:11 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 180June 6, 2018 10:55 AM

R179

And why not? You're there to get laid, not to read the Encyclopedia Britannica to each other.

by Anonymousreply 181June 6, 2018 11:45 AM

True

by Anonymousreply 182June 7, 2018 12:22 AM

I agree: many of them can be better at fucking, but definitely not all. And I've been with plenty of smart guys who were amazing in bed.

Also, I happen to be the smart, overanalyzing type and dumber guys tend to be attracted to me, which I love.

by Anonymousreply 183August 28, 2018 5:11 PM

They don't think so much. Just follow the urges and go for it.

Also in my personal dumber guys tend to be more selfless generally. In bed that translates to making sure you are enjoying it as much as they are

by Anonymousreply 184August 28, 2018 5:25 PM

Wow, nothing ever surprises me on DL. An electrician is considered dumb? Factory workers, warehouse workers and mechanics are just dumb trash? You classist snobs are the reason everyone hates you, you think you're better than anyone who makes less than a certain amount of money. I've had smart/intelligent guys who were great fucks and have had working class/blue collar( what you assholes are calling "dumb") guys who were crappy lays. I notice the snobby, gin soaked, antiques collecting queens are horrible at even giving blowjobs. They like to think they're in a porno with jeffstryker and try to make eye contact with you while they make goofy/creepy mmmmph sounds..

by Anonymousreply 185August 29, 2018 5:20 AM

I’m only attracted to jocks and blue collar dudes. More testosterone

by Anonymousreply 186May 29, 2019 12:00 AM
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by Anonymousreply 187May 29, 2019 12:27 AM

[quote]Then there's the Sondheim song, "Can That Boy Foxtrot!" It's not about dancing. —Anonymous

"who needs Albert Schweitzer when the lights are low"

by Anonymousreply 188May 29, 2019 1:31 AM

I came across this guy today and thought of this thread. You just know this oaf would fuck you senseless and it would make for a glorious time, all two minutes of it.

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by Anonymousreply 189May 31, 2019 1:37 AM

It's not about dancing

[italic]"A false alarm, a broken arm, an imitation Hitler, but with littler charm"[/italic]

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by Anonymousreply 190May 31, 2019 2:00 AM

[quote]Factory workers, warehouse workers and mechanics are just dumb trash?

Anytime I have worked in a place that has some "downstairs production area", 99.9% of the working population of the relative department(s) are generally dumber than a dove with a brain injury.

Nice bodies and packages though.

by Anonymousreply 191May 31, 2019 2:03 AM

Im not sure its stupid equals great sex as it is uninhibited equals great sex

by Anonymousreply 192May 31, 2019 2:54 AM

I think non intellectual men are hotter because they are more rawly masculine, have more ostensible testosterone

by Anonymousreply 193May 31, 2019 3:00 AM

It's a trade-off, R193.

by Anonymousreply 194May 31, 2019 3:08 AM

It depends, science and engineering nerds are very smart, but many are freaky beasts in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 195May 31, 2019 3:23 AM

But rarely hot

by Anonymousreply 196May 31, 2019 3:26 AM

Yeah, but the blue-collar dumbasses always have the prime dick, R195.

by Anonymousreply 197May 31, 2019 3:30 AM

That's probably why straight women always date the dumbest fucking men they can find.

"What's his job. Oh, a roofer? Of COURSE he is."

by Anonymousreply 198May 31, 2019 3:31 AM

"That's probably why straight women always date the dumbest fucking men they can find."

Studies show the opposite - women are reluctant to "date down" in terms of educational attainment. They do not want men who are less educated than themselves (or make less money).

by Anonymousreply 199May 31, 2019 3:35 AM

R197 The biggest dick, I have ever seen was on a chemistry nerd in college. Though, I didn't bottom at the time, so it was sort of wasted on me.

by Anonymousreply 200May 31, 2019 3:38 AM

R199 : Are you kidding?

They date people who are so "straight" they end up getting abused.

by Anonymousreply 201May 31, 2019 3:53 AM

r201, are you kidding? My observations are based on facts and statistics. Yours are not. The women who date uneducated guys are usually uneducated themselves. By and large women who get PhDs from Oxford aren't dating blue collar guys. Poor women date poor men. Uneducated women date uneducated men.

by Anonymousreply 202May 31, 2019 4:02 AM

R202 Exactly it is dumb women with dumb men. It is why they end up with so many children. They are dumb so all they do is fuck like rabbits.

by Anonymousreply 203May 31, 2019 4:05 AM

I like dudes like this. Ultramacho

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by Anonymousreply 204September 6, 2019 2:51 PM

No inhibitions. Just sensations.

by Anonymousreply 205September 6, 2019 2:54 PM

And they tend to be more chill, laid back. No effete mess, attitude, or drama to kill animalistic attraction

by Anonymousreply 206September 6, 2019 2:59 PM

True

by Anonymousreply 207September 6, 2019 6:50 PM

I am only attracted to blue collar dudes or jocks. Gotta be ultramacho

by Anonymousreply 208September 6, 2019 7:20 PM

Me too

by Anonymousreply 209December 20, 2019 1:10 PM

Hot, r1

by Anonymousreply 210December 20, 2019 1:57 PM

It's already been said but yes it's because all they think about is sex and play with their dicks all the time when they are little. There is nothing going on in their heads but sports, their penis, and cars. Fucking dumbasses. But I prefer sex with a smart guy because it will be passionate love making and fucking. Not someone using me like a jackhammer. But to each his own.

by Anonymousreply 211December 22, 2019 10:08 PM

I associate overt intellectualism with effeminancy or softness, which is why outwardly brainy dudes never attract me.

by Anonymousreply 212December 22, 2019 10:13 PM

Gay men telling how "straight men" think is very amusing. Yet R1 wins.

by Anonymousreply 213December 22, 2019 10:19 PM

I used to date a lunkhead. He was not dumb per se I mean he could talk about what supplements to take for hours but I had to help him do his taxes and other tasks that you take for granted. Here are the other plusses besides fucking like a freight train. He was loyal to a fault. Guys would hit on him all the time he was oblivious. We never fought. He loved watching football, I could care less, so I would blow him during the games and he thought that was the greatest thing in the world.

by Anonymousreply 214December 22, 2019 10:42 PM

I like blue collar gym bros.

by Anonymousreply 215December 22, 2019 10:56 PM

Why did you break up r214? Sounds like my dream man.

by Anonymousreply 216December 23, 2019 3:59 AM

Nerdy and average guys are the best, regardless of race or age. I love a pretty face but find model perfect guys boring sexually. My hottest fucks are average guys but with a very slight athletic build and a nice size cock. And I hate big asses...muscle or fat, gross.

by Anonymousreply 217December 23, 2019 4:27 AM

Naïve hayseeds from either the south or the Midwest usually know how to throw a good fuck.

by Anonymousreply 218June 27, 2020 10:22 PM

I don’t know about dumb but rednecks are good fucks

by Anonymousreply 219June 27, 2020 10:26 PM

Thugs only for me

by Anonymousreply 220September 5, 2020 1:11 PM

r220 = Kimberley Guilfoyle

by Anonymousreply 221September 5, 2020 2:21 PM

My type

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by Anonymousreply 222May 13, 2021 1:58 AM

Seriously, R222? You're attempting to resurrect an 8-year-old thread? Again?

by Anonymousreply 223May 13, 2021 2:02 AM

OP, if you think you discovered this, then you must be really good at fucking.

by Anonymousreply 224May 13, 2021 2:03 AM

R222 is @snowzealot on TikTok. I guess @snowqueen was taken. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 225May 13, 2021 2:05 AM

Jackhammer

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by Anonymousreply 226July 27, 2021 12:35 PM

Because sex is the stuff of the rich and of the poor. It's they who have the leisure time to perfect it. In life's path you meet some dumb rich, but markedly more dumb poor. It's just a fix of the numbers, there being few on the one and loads of the other. And the middle lot? They are too busy trying to scratch a place for themselves to perfect fucking.

Too dumb to go to school. What to do? Get to fucking.

by Anonymousreply 227July 27, 2021 2:57 PM

Facts

by Anonymousreply 228September 10, 2022 1:50 AM

Not sure about the dumb part, but I have noticed that sloppy, messy eaters tend to be great in bed.

by Anonymousreply 229September 10, 2022 1:53 AM

"Have you ever noticed that dumb guys are really good at fucking?"

No.

But I've met many men who find any excuse to disparage their sexual partners even when those partners give them pleasure.

I guess it's a form of self loathing among other things.

by Anonymousreply 230September 10, 2022 2:06 AM

Because their brains are either in their dicks or their asses?

by Anonymousreply 231September 10, 2022 2:40 AM
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