Is this the dumbest gay guy ever?

He is not hot enough to get me to listen to some rando ramble for 8 minutes about nothing.

Omg poor guy... At least he's pretty! I'd listen to his inane ramblings for a while.

He'a cute as long as he kept his mouth shut once he started talking the illusion was shattered.

His boyfriend/husband looks like a real bitch...

He's almost as dumb as Tommy DiDiarrhea.

Maybe he's just checking things out ?

Poor thing. He even looks dumb.

Yes absolutely gorgeous but vacant eyes. He seems like a sweetheart though. The bitchy looking husband seems like he'd be in charge.

He's from Georgia! You were expecting him to be Mensa?

That little prissy sour husband acts like he's on the 4th day of a 2 day pad.

next

Damien Chazelle lookin' motherfucker.

Threads that hate gay men are so popular here. I love it.

No, it appears R9 is the dumbest gay guy ever.

He couldn't celebrate his Feb. 12 birthday "because of Valentime's."

Check, please!

Very attractive except for the zero personality thing.

Lol, R15.

I'd actually take him home for a hook up, and then ditch him after that.

No sense in making the night a total waste!

Unless he were a total jerk, I'd keep him around, R17! Life is too short to not enjoy a sweet, cute guy for a while.

The end of his video at R4 is very heartfelt and touching. He might not be eloquent, but he's no different than any other gay guy who has had to be brave and come out to an unsupportive family. I hope his husband is good to him, regardless of the bitchy look.

Maybe Gio and Tommy can take him under their wing and teach him how to be admired, like they are.

Career Cashier unfortunately.

He seems sweet. They had him doing Christmas decorations? And then they made him cashier instead of laying him off, so they must like him. Sadly, joining ACE does not guarantee they will be around forever. Doesn't know what an azalea is? He is going to be fodder for those meanies at Florida State.

You'd be sour too if your boyfriend's family called the police and tried to have you arrested as a kidnapper.

He is very dumb and vapid but seems very sweet.

[quote] He is very dumb

Which means that he must throw a mean fuck!

His brother admires his "mental strength" so everything it relative.

The husband is a cunt.

I agree, R27. He looks like a miserable fucker.

I wonder why the cute dumb guy is attracted to him? Must be slim pickins in his part of Georgia.

Okay. I promise I am not kidding or being snide or exaggerating AT ALL when I say this... I watched r4's video first, and when I saw Little Miss Sunshine fixing up the bed, I literally thought to myself for a second, "Oh, that must be his sister changing the bed for him." That's how nonexistent their chemistry is.

I think the bf is part Asian and this guy is proud to be part native American (or "Indian" as he calls it)

The guy is SUPER cute with the facial hair in the clip where he is taking his resting bitch face husband for shoes.

I feel like Sarah Maclachlan should be playing in the background every time he shows his face on screen. He's going to end up with a black eye at the hands of that bitchy bottom.

Whaddya wanna bet Nellie Oleson is the top?

Also: trashy points for the pitbull!

And of course he put "My gay husband" because you know he truly doesn't think we would infer that ourselves.

Even their Boyfriend Tag is depressing.

Cute one at the R35 video: "Who's your best friend? You don't have any friends."

"Yeah, I guess that's true" says the ugly fem.

He looks like that creepy nerd that cried a lot on Lost. Faraday or something.

Wow, the boyfriend is an A+ cunt. The main guy is a sweetheart. Dumb and dull as a rock, but he seems like he has a really good heart and is completely unaware of how hot he is. The boyfriend has clearly trapped him as some kind of low rent meal ticket and probably doesn't work at all. I hope dumb-ass smartens up and dumps that bossy bottom.

Brigitte Bardot is racist I assume because she does not approve of Muslims overpopulating her country. Seems reasonable to me.

Opps wrong thread lol.

Good God, the hubby's mouth never opens when he speaks and THOSE EYEBROWS! Is he a drag queen?

Some needs to hold that husband down and do something with that stupid hair. I'm sad to say, but both of them together probably couldn't come up with a combined IQ of 100.

Married at 20? Gay or straight - that is a recipe for disaster....

Is he cut or uncut?

He didn't know if he was going to vote Hillary or Trump? Christfuck.

I know, R45. So non-chalant, almost sing-songy "Hillary or Trump?" At least he's not a die-hard Trumpster... but doesn't mean he didn't vote for him.

[quote] I wonder why the cute dumb guy is attracted to him? Must be slim pickins in his part of Georgia.

The Bitchy Face Boyfriend "saved" him from a homophobic family situation. I don't think Dumb Gay Guy had much dating experience, so he undoubtedly believe that Bitchy Face Boyfriend is the best that is out there. DGG knew BFB was "the one" at 17 going on 18? That sort of thing doesn't even last in the straight world.

I wish them both well, but I sense the seeds of a new DL saga regardless.

He cut his hair!

He is not as dumb as the OP! Really? Making fun of people?

r4 I wonder if he had an eyebrow artist shape them?

Bless his heart. I'll bet if he tries real hard, he could make head french fryer in no time.

The fuck is going on in this thread? Jesus.

Nope, this is the stupidest gay who ever Gayed

His haircut looks great, but I miss those beautiful curls!

He's very handsome! Any nude shots of him? I wish he'd do porn!

His brother! Yum!

[quote] He cut his hair!

Probably on the orders of that bitch-faced boyfriend.

[quote] His brother! Yum!

They are so cute together. It's almost like they form one brain cell.

I love how they basically just called their sister a slut. I feel like they are the southern version of the siblings from our 1990 Brooklyn pizza parlor!

Gosh he is so fucken dumb!

Rofl at the video at R49!

"Hi there, it's Mikey! I'm gonna talk quietly because I'm outside..."

**bewildered look on Mikey's face**

HUH???

Lol The poor dear, but you just know he's probably a loyal friend and husband. In a world full of cunts, DL I'm looking at you, coming home to a dumb but sweet lovely man might just be enough for many.

Absolutely, R63.

F-GGOT!

Bet he's a wild and uninhibited fuck.

Yeah, R66, he's apparently a really horny guy. His BFBF said his free time is mostly spent jerking off.

He and the brother are both good looking.

[quote] coming home to a dumb but sweet lovely man might just be enough for many.

Thinking about it, he's probably still better than anything I've dated.

I'm not sure what this is supposed to represent, but he does have a faint, but cute happy trail on an otherwise hairless torso.

Major "malnourished, inbred hillbilly meth user" vibes from this couple.

I can't even hate on him. He's just so sweet and guileless. I wish him the best life he can have.

20 life lessons. The wisdom will astound you.

I love that. Put the left shoe on the left foot and the right shoe on the right foot. So true.

He and his brother look somewhat swarthy. Are they perhaps Greek?

They both have Mediterranean features.

He really should move to California. He's fit right in out there. He has that airhead aura down pat.

HIs brother is very handsome and sexy. Are they twins? They say they were in math class together.

No, R77.

In that video he said he's 20 and his brother is 19. I would have guessed that Mikey is the younger one, but he's actually older.

It's kind of weird that his only description of his brother is "strong."

[quote] He and his brother look somewhat swarthy. Are they perhaps Greek?

Native-American

[quote] It's kind of weird that his only description of his brother is "strong."

Because Mikey got the brains in the family and his brother got the brawn?

R80 = Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe

Possibly Indian

[quote] Possibly Indian

Dot or feather?

OK, I'll add my opinion. I've watched several of these videos, and I don't sense a huge intellect, but he seems sweet and genuine. I would rather have a sweet and genuine partner who wasn't too smart over a smart guy who was cunning and cunty. I graduated high school at 16 (too smart) but don't have a degree, so I've worked low paying jobs my whole life, and am now ready to retire. A sincere, good man is someone you can trust with your house key, your passwords. How many of you have that? I don't, and I'm very aware of that. Good luck and best wishes to this cute young guy. I hope he finds a smart guy who loves him just the way he is, and looks after him.

Dear lord @ r73.

That was painful to watch.

"We always pay our bills on time, most of the time."

Oh, dear.

Listening to him is mind-numbing...

I'm kinda drunk and watching the video at r73 and laughing my ass off. Did he seriously just say a life lesson he learned at 20 is putting his shoes on the correct feet?

Your thread title was pretty accurate, this guy should thank his lucky stars he is cute at least because there ain't anything interesting going on upstairs.

[quote] Did he seriously just say a life lesson he learned at 20 is putting his shoes on the correct feet?

YES!! rofl

And he also said to be sure to write from left to right.

*faints*

And he's enrolled/enrolling in college???

[quote] I hope he finds a smart guy who loves him just the way he is, and looks after him.

It won't be that cuntface he's with now!

I knew a girl in high school who got away with a lot by pretending to be dumb, but she was very smart. She's a psychologist these days and does well in her field.

Miss Cuntface's appearance at 0:16 in R70 cracks me up.

That video in R70 is adorable. He won't be on Skin Wars anytime soon, but it's cute that he likes to paint himself. Something about this boy is endearing.

Miss Cuntface will end up dropping him sooner rather than later. I'm sure Miss thang did help him come out, but you can so clearly see she's ready to move on. But that's ok, he needs to move to LA and be someone's boytoy.

Straight women do it all the time, they keep a dumb boy than in return is loyal and shows them love. Gay need to start using that same tactic. So what if he's not the most err intelligent human being, he's cute and will keep you warm at night.

that in return*

Don't call him Shirley

What's new with Mikey?

He's cute as hell and I'm smart enough for the both of us. I'm a helper so we'd be especially great together. I make a ton of money so I could take care of him..

the guy is cute/sweet and perhaps simple minded which is fine... but yes to all the comments about the husband based on the pics of the husband...he looks like the kind of guy who thinks he is "god's gift to men" he is NOT ( as nobody is/beauty is subjective) but he does look a bitch who think he is really pretty....wow some gay men are delusional.

He's my type I like em big and stupid.

Attractive, sweet and unpretentious. His looks and earnest desire to share his modest life elevate him to charming bore status. I'd love to seduce him. He and his brother are cute together.

Not even good enough to call retarded. He is traded.

He reminds me of a guy I hooked up with once in my twinky college days. Sweet dumb country boy who was a 100% versatile dirty-talking freak.

[quote] He reminds me of a guy I hooked up with once in my twinky college days. Sweet dumb country boy who was a 100% versatile dirty-talking freak.

Did he ever say "Dat's da suck job!"

He looks like a younger cleaner version of James Franco.

Gay bashing on a supposed gay message board. Charming.

Posts like OP's tell me a lot about some of the 'gay' men who come here. Basically Trump, but with slightly different politics.

As an late 50s elder gay I would love to take him " under my wing" and get him away from that stereotypical bitchy annoying boy friend who is holding him back from growing . Move him to my NE urban locate far away from the rural emptiness of southern GA and northern FL . Expose him to "real " successful people, help him find his talent , learn what his strengths are and develop them. Although he does not come off as "bright and savvy " he has a certain genuineness and likability in his personality. He seems untouched ( yet ) by the gay scene. and has not been exploited for his naivete

His straight brother is hot. Handsome, Muscular and sounded more intelligent than Mikey in the uploaded video clip.

[quote]He seems untouched ( yet ) by the gay scene. and has not been exploited for his naivete

R108 Which is where you'd come in, right? Also, I live across the Atlantic and [italic]I[/italic] take offence at that part about Georgia; I'm sure there are "real" successful people living there as well, whatever the hell that means anyway.

[quote]stereotypical bitchy annoying boy friend who is holding him back from growing

In your opinion. And not everyone needs an older mentor to "grow". You can do that with people your own age and grow when assessing those relationships later in life. He has all the time in the world to grow or not grow.

Oh shut your piehole r107

Another Mikey fan. I'd love to be his boyfriend and take care of him. I don't usually feel very protective, but I would be of him. Can you imagine him let loose in a larger city? I fear that so many people would eat him alive.

R!110 R108 here some clarification points for you to ponder

1. He seems untouched ( yet ) by the gay scene. and has not been exploited for his naivete [R108] Which is where you'd come in, right? And his life would be served better by moving to Atlanta and becoming part of the " scene" ? To be passed around by all the bitter recovering middle aged Buckhead ex meth addicts as a toy. I certainly could afford to purchase what is pretty then move on to the next. I would rather be a positive influence in someones life and make an investment in a person with potential. Sexual attraction wanes, knowing someone has your best interest in mind does not.

2.( I live across the Atlantic and I take offence at that part about Georgia;) I specifically limited my observation to "southern " GA and northern FL , both areas known for being conservative. Central and northern GA is a bit more cosmopolitan as is central and south FL.

3.( In your opinion. And not everyone needs an older mentor to "grow" ) Judging by his current circumstances, he is surrounded by some less than positive influences in his life. I feel the "boyfriend " is the impetus behind those videos, he is being set up to used as a financial gain for boyfriend by using his youtube fame as a means to get in the pornography and/or escorting lifestyle to produce cash flow.

Does David Strathaim know he has a son?

He's got a sugar glider. I'm in love!

He removed several of the linked Youtube videos. I wonder why...

He's so dumb and boring, but so nice to look at, I'd make it work. The bitch boyfriend/husqueen does seem to hate him, for some reason.

Wow, those videos are horrible.

Apparently he was/is in a throuple? I think they appear in recent videos (I didn't watch) and in the Youtube header. The insta, throuplecouplespam, doesn't work though.

Disney throuple.

Beach throuple.

Exhausting thr...

Eyebrows are slowly but surely syncing together.