Is it wrong to wonder what your brother-in-law''s cock looks like?

[quote]Does this make me a bad person? YES! No, not really OP. You would be bad if you let your sister find out. My bro in law is handsome and hot but he is so smug that Ive never once fantasized about him. Cant stand him. And I like it that way.

No, there is nothing wrong with it. What will be wrong is when you post the inevitable "how can my hot, hunky brother-in-law stand my cunty sister?"

Why don't you just ask your sister and find out how big it is?

Is he Italian? He sounds Italian.

Ask him to go to the gym with you. Check him out in the lockerroom while you shower or channge so you can put your fantasy to rest.%0D %0D Invite him to a ball game and piss beside him at the urinal. Sneak a peek at his dick.%0D %0D

OP needs to rent the gay porn movie "My Sister's Husband".%0D %0D It's really hot, and deals with this topic directly in a way the OP could probably appreciate.%0D

Gross. If you ever suck his dick just remember that dick's been inside your cunty sister's cooch.

Here it is.

my ex brother in law was a Croatian soccer player,his thighs were like 30 inches around, he worked on his vintage e type jaguar wearing a grease smudged italian cut speedo, it was not only right to lust after him, it was expected.

As an in-law, he's family now, so there should be no problem just asking if he wouldn't mind showing it to you. He will probably be proud to show it off, especially if he knows you are someone who would really appreciate it.

And how many assholes has the gay cocck you suck been into?

R11 has been hitting the wine coolers tonight.

My brother-in-law is the finest man I know. Also a handsome (and masculine) guy, but at this point, it would be like lusting after my brother. After so many years, an in-law really is family.

My brother-in-law is fucking hot as hell too. He looks like Matthew Fox and is a construction worker. He's a dickhead that not many people can get along with and though I admit he's hot I am not attracted to him.

It's not really incest and it's not really cheating. It's bonding.%0D %0D Go for it!

R5, that only works if the OP is closeted., not if the brother-in-law knows he's gay.

What does BDF stand for? This is driving me nuts.

Big Dick Face%0D %0D

Big Dick Face

Bet your sister knows. They always do!

That's we can't have nice things when you're around!!

OP, would you care if your sister tickled her clit thinking about your boyfriend?

OP, you should discuss this with your mom.

Both my ex's and current patner's brothers are ridiculously hot. That's a brother in law, right?

I thought my sister's husband was kind of hot, but she told me he's uncircumcised and she wasn't fond of that "ugly chicken neck." Eventually she coerced him into getting a vasectomy.

I know more about my brother-in-law's cock than I really care to.

So now he can't make babies and his dick is still ugly?

I think doofus troll @ R24 got his dick surgery mixed up. He meant to say she convinced him to get a circ.

It is disgusting. That's what that is. Find another thing to obsess about.

about as wrong as knowing what your sister-in-law's tits look like because after are tits are fairly visible.

how many people think even for a moment that it's wrong to be aware of what their sister-in-law's tits look like, knowing as they do the size and relative aesthetic appeal (or lack thereof) of them.

next!

My brother-in-law is from Australia and was in some Special Forces group in the military. The guy is built like crazy, handsome, has a totally sexy accent and is the nicest guy in the world. For the first year of their marriage, my sister went around with this dazed but happy look on her face.

A couple of years after that, we all went on vacation together at a resort and rented a big condo with a hot tub. One night, my brother and I were out in the hot tub when my BIL came out, peeled off his shorts, and hopped in. My brother, who's straight, exclaimed, "Jesus Fucking Christ, there's an anaconda in the water!"

Wait till your sister is pregnant and your hot brother-in-law isn't getting any from her. Give him a couple of beers and that dick will be in your mouth so fast it will make your head spin.

Get a life, honestly.

Stop dreaming about your brother-in-law's cock, go out and find an unattached cock you can call your own. This is just plain creepy.

Threads like this are completely juvenile and yes, very creepy.

[quote] find an unattached cock

AKA a dildo

R23, I believe "brother not-in-law" is the operative phrase, except in a few states.

Steal his dirty underwear and post a picture of them here.

I can always see my bil's cock hanging down in his pants. It's either boxers or going commando.

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R31 can't stop thinking about his brother in law's cock.

It's not wrong to wonder what his cock looks like, OP, but it's totally pathetic that you haven't come up with some way to get him naked at a gym, pool changing room, hot tub, etc. Get to work on this project and report back.

OP just imagine how the girth of his cock would [italic]strettttttttttch [italic] your hole.

R31 = Budweiser Clydesdale.

Give it a rest, Jake.

Anybody getting brother in-law cock this Thanksgiving?

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She didn't say he was overwhelmingly harry and still lived with his mother, so I doubt he's Italian. ;)

[R29] hot, hot HOT!!!

[/italic]Damn [/italic]italics! Go [italic]away.[/italic]

OP the correct form is

brother's-in-law cock. Not brother-in-law's cock.

Where did some of you get your education? A barn?

R47: FAIL.

OP, you should make up your mind if you want your dorky friends 50 year old marine father or your sister's husband. You're beginning to sound like gay sociopath.

Uh, [R49], I don't think those are the same people. This thread is from last year. The dude who supposedly was hit on by his dad's friend is new from this morning.

R50, it's more fun if you just let the queen wallow in his ignorance and don't reveal the facts.

I love r22.

[R51] That should be DL's new tagline.

I posted something similar to the OPs story on another thread and was crucified. My step-bro in law is hot, and last year at a family gathering he was sitting directly across the room from me with his legs wide open. His jeans were tight in the crotch area and he was bulging, and I couldn't take my eyes off of it. I was tempted to take a picture with my cell phone, but nerves got the better of me and ultimately I didn't do it.

OP, I don't have to wonder, because I actually got to see it. It was nice!

My boyfriend & his brother are both gay. I totally want to nail the brother's boyfriend. I'd probably nail the brother, too, if he absolutely insisted, but the brother's boyfriend is an adonis.

FAIL, R47, FAIL. Go back to your job as a checker at Von's.

Compound nouns add 's to the end.

Everyone does that, op.

I knew my sister's husband in high school.. Tiny Meat!! Totally handsome and great guy, great husband, great provider, gives me the run of the house when I visit, great guy but I really hope for her sake that he's a grower!

It doesn't make you a bad person, OP. But more importantly, it doesn't make you an interesting person.

Both my sisters' husbands are just... meh. No attraction whatsoever.

My brother's boyfriend, however, is another story. I find that I really have to control myself whenever we're at family parties.

My sister-in-law just came out and ask if she could see my my cock,and I show it to her.now she sucks on it every week. No it's not wong at all

do it! ive got a sister in law who is always staring at my bulge.i even get it a little hard before i see her at work, because it tuns me on to know she likes it. shes a older and is in very good shape, and if she made a move on me i would rock her world! lol

My step sister has a HOT husband. A couple of Thanksgivings ago, we were all over my dad and stepmom's house, and he was sitting across the room from me in tight jeans with his legs spread apart. He had no idea that I was zoning in on his massive bulge.

R47, I htink that what you meant was "brother's cock-in-law."

My name is Sarah and I have two sisters...Mel is married to Jon and as a family we have had over 20 years together as a close family. When Mel first went out with Jon I really fancied him...blonde, blue-eyed and great body. Each year we went on holiday together as a family gathering. One year we went to a seaside resort and it was the first time I had seen him in speedos...He had a really nice bulge and I was sure he was Circumcised because I could see the rim of his helmet. I fantasised about his cock for months and each time we met up my juices would run! Then, one day we went to a massage and mixed sauna in Cornwall...I was sitting in the sauna with my swim bikini on. Jon came in with his speedos on, sat in front of me then stood up and peeled his trunks off. There is was, the most beautiful, thick Circumcised cock - the first I had ever seen in the flesh. It had wonderful veins and a fantastic helmet. I could not not take me eyes off it! Within hours he was sliding his 7.5 inches into my moist pussy.

why ? i dream about sucking my husbands brothers dick?

[quote]overwhelmingly harry ?

Sounds like a Harry Hamlin one man off-broadway production.

Yes...I imagine it's quite thick, even when flaccid. It's about 5 inches when soft, cut, with a big plum-like head. It rests on his large, hairy balls, surrounded by a thick forrest of dark hair. It grows to a solid 8 inches when hard; a firm, unyielding shaft of power and pleasure, to be cherished, adored and submitted to...a beautiful male cock.

I imagine it quite often.

the first time i saw my brother in law semi naked was on the beach, he is a brit, and wears speedos. his cock looks massive. my sister and i are in our 50's, both married for 30 plus years and i have asked her about his cock. my husband is small and when we go on vacation i love to see tight nylon stretched over my sisters husbands penis. my sister tells that it is just a penis. last summer we were on vacation and for some reason we were playing cards and it became strip poker. we agreed to have five pieces of clothing on each. i was was first to be totally naked, my nipples were like rocks. my sister was next then my brother in law. he was wearing tight bikini underpants, and was swelling inside. as he pulled his pants down and his penis was exposed i gave a gasp. he was about 6" flaccid with a very large head. my husband is 2 or 3" and fairly skinny.

No.

But it's wrong not to expend your pent-up imagination on writing an Elaborate Scenario Thread.

Ooooh, I will never stop kicking myself for not somehow saving the ne plus ultra Datalounge est: "I'm in Love With my Father-in-Law."

OP, I told you and your sister to share.

Strip poker with one's sister sounds a bit nauseating, r70.

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[quote]My boyfriend & his brother are both gay. I totally want to nail the brother's boyfriend. I'd probably nail the brother, too

You could test the waters without being too creepy. Tell your brother--in a leading but not leering way--that you find them an extremely hot couple and would love to be a fly on the wall, etc.

He'll know where you're going.

And, yes, to avoid jealousy, you'll need to compliment your brother equally and be prepared to give him equal time in bed...if things get that far.

But that would be incest R75

Let's get more brother-in-law tales.

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[quote]OP, I told you and your sister to share.

Go for it, OP.

There is a brotherhood of man...

Any good brother-in-law tales?

My sister has been married a few times, once for only a few months.

The short-lived husband was the only one I thought was sort of hot. He looked like Fred from "Roseanne."

Apparently he was a cheater, and that's why she dumped him.

About two years after they split, I was stuck for a night visiting (sister still lived near parents in flyover country) and went to the local ABS.

There was my ex brother in law, jacking on a HUGE cock. I didn't do anything other than get a really good look, nor would I have, but he was packing a huge dick. No wonder he was such a cheater.

I want to see the damn thing and I'm neither gay nor a man. Please report back with a detailed description after you figure out how to subtily peep OK?

Sister's hot boyfriend or hot husband.

A hot visual.

Get a gym membership and invite your brother-in-law to be your guest. Check him out in the sauna.

My sister's husband used to be so hot when he was younger. He's super blond and used to be beautifully muscular because he played soccer as a hobby. When I was 16 or 17 I was staying with my sister and him for a while (they are both 10 years older than me). This being Scandinavia we all have saunas at home, and it's normal for guys to bathe together if people are visiting each other so of course one night I went to sauna with him.

Naturally I'd been seeing naked dudes all my life and saunas are really one of the least sexy places to me but there in that small sauna with him I got a fucking boner, and even though I tried to keep it between my legs I had to at one point get up and go to the shower before passing out because of the sauna's heat. It was embarrassing as hell because of course no one knew I was gay. I remember standing in the freezing cold shower and trying to get my dick down and just cursing in my head. I did manage to get it down finally and went back into the sauna with him, and nothing more happened. Unfortunately nothing sexy to tell you, but really I wouldn't have even tried to do anything with him because he was my sister's hubby. And I'd known him for already like 10 years because he and my sister started dating young.

When I came out to my family couple of years later my sister of course wasn't surprised. My brother-in-law also calmed my mother (who was the most shocked one) telling that he had gay friends and there's nothing wrong with that. I used to think of him being a cocky and a bit of an idiot jock (because he actually was that when he was younger) but that really changed my mind about him.

And I did see his soft cock and it was pretty average. Embarrassedly I must admit that at that age I was a bit too nosy and managed to find his condom stash at their appartment. The condoms he used were a bit too small to me so I assumed that he had a smaller cock than me. And btw I never went to sauna with him again.

Thanks for the story 86.

You've had several years to get this going, OP. Any luck?

I want to know too, R88.

You're not a bad person but you are a team sicko! However, please post pics.

Family and in-law strip poker would be relationship destroying all-around for me. Just no. Ugh.

My husbands brother loves to joke with my husband and his other brothers how huge his dick is. Everyone has acknowledged he has the biggest cock of all his brothers. I saw it for myself one day when we all rented a house together for a week. He was drunk and pissing with the door wide open. It was fucking huge.