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Have you ever approached a hot guy in the gym and asked or even begged him for a private muscle worship session?

I'm thinking about doing this. There's this guy at the gym I'm obsessed with. He seems totally narcissistic and I suspect he would love to have another guy worship him. Has anyone attempted this?

by Anonymousreply 157December 6, 2021 4:28 AM

How much are you going to offer him?

by Anonymousreply 1September 25, 2010 11:13 PM

[quote]Has anyone attempted this?

How can we reply to your question if you don't tell us what gym and his name? Maybe some of us have had him but we can't guess which time and place if you don't tell us.

by Anonymousreply 2September 25, 2010 11:57 PM

Could you put me in your Will first?

by Anonymousreply 3September 26, 2010 12:00 AM

Saunter up to him while nibbling on your finger. Raise your caftan slowly, hiss YUM! at him and turn around slowly, allowing him to breathe in the sweet smell of your exposed mussy.

by Anonymousreply 4September 26, 2010 12:10 AM

Do you have health insurance, OP?

by Anonymousreply 5September 26, 2010 12:20 AM

[quote]or even begged him

I don't even know how to respond to something like this.

by Anonymousreply 6September 26, 2010 12:23 AM

Listen to Momma, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7September 26, 2010 12:25 AM

Momma is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 8September 26, 2010 12:39 AM

R2 = clueless flyover effeminate.

by Anonymousreply 9September 26, 2010 1:09 AM

Never done it before OP. But I have a couple of suggestions for you. Approach him and ask him about his workout routine. From the sound of it, he would probably enjoy a good conversation about himself.

Compliment him, not on his body at first, but his dedication and how much time he puts in, suggesting you wish you could do the same. But you aren't like him at all. And trust me he knows and thinks this already. This sets the dynamic that Kelly Killoren Bensimon so clearly laid out - "I am up here, and you're down there." He will appreciate that he has an admirer and someone who possibly envies him. See how receptive he is to this dynamic. If he seems into it, then you can move onto the next step.

Mention how you wish you could achieve, (insert body part here), and that you've been really working hard on it to know avail. Watch closely. If he flexes said body part, even slightly for you, you know that he has an exhibitionistic streak.

This is when you move into the discussion on the supplements he takes, protein shakes, pills, creatine, glutamine, whatever. All that stuff is expensive. Buy it yourself and get an extra. Casually give him the extra one saying you just picked it up. This introduces the idea of a monetary exchange and that you're good at listening and following his orders. Mention how expensive you found the stuff to be.

This is a several day, if not week, process depending on how often you see him. BUT if you make it to the final step and he is still entertaining / receptive to your conversations with him, this is when you strike.

Say, "look, you have an amazing body, I would be interested in helping you maintain it, (offering to buy supplements, or just handing over the cash), if you just let me watch you show it off a bit." "Show it off," is subtle enough. If you say worship, that sends out a red flag. Even if you say pose, that immediately conjures up you gawking and jacking while he strips down. Not saying that these things won't happen. But if you just say "Show off," that is playful enough and casual enough for him to accept. That could mean just flexing a bicep while you watch or full blown fellatio in front of a mirror after you've thoroughly oiled him down.

Just make sure you have a place available on the ready for all of this to go down. Because when he's hot for it, you've gotta move. There is no future, only now. And if he is at all str8, (and still entertaining this bullshit), mention that you have a lot of cold beer and some really hot pussy porn. In other str8 baiting instances, I personally always mention that I will purchase a membership to their favorite site.

Really interested in hearing how this works out for you OP. Report back.

by Anonymousreply 10September 26, 2010 1:20 AM

That was scary, r10.

by Anonymousreply 11September 26, 2010 1:25 AM

[R10] has a Phd in Creepy

by Anonymousreply 12September 26, 2010 1:39 AM

R10 = Jake Cruise!

by Anonymousreply 13September 26, 2010 1:48 AM

Listen to r10, OP. He knows what he's talking about. This could be the start of something hot.

by Anonymousreply 14September 26, 2010 2:02 AM

This is REALLY not going to end well!

by Anonymousreply 15September 26, 2010 2:08 AM

r10 is my hero.

by Anonymousreply 16September 26, 2010 2:18 AM

R10 has got it goin on!

by Anonymousreply 17September 26, 2010 6:16 AM

R10, a new DL classic...you plannah, you.

by Anonymousreply 18September 26, 2010 6:24 AM

Ask indirectly like, "You ever do any modeling?"

by Anonymousreply 19September 26, 2010 6:43 AM

Looks like fun -

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by Anonymousreply 20September 26, 2010 6:49 AM

It could turn out great....or not. He might literally punch and delete you!

by Anonymousreply 21September 26, 2010 6:53 AM

r9 is that self-hating weirdo who thinks that calling everyone "an effeminate" makes him butch and special.....not.

by Anonymousreply 22September 26, 2010 6:56 AM

with him, I would

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by Anonymousreply 23March 22, 2013 4:28 AM

We need an update, OP.

by Anonymousreply 24March 23, 2013 9:33 PM

If I could catch one of the hot guys looking at me that way, I'd certainly give them the opportunity to worship my muscle/s.

by Anonymousreply 25March 23, 2013 9:45 PM

I want r10 stories!

by Anonymousreply 26March 23, 2013 11:17 PM

Need to know the gym.

by Anonymousreply 27March 23, 2013 11:24 PM

Come back, OP.

by Anonymousreply 28March 24, 2013 7:46 PM

Damn! I should have asked for OP's stuff.

by Anonymousreply 29March 24, 2013 8:16 PM

Frequently, OP!

by Anonymousreply 30March 24, 2013 8:22 PM

what exactly does 'muscle worship' entail?? Touching? Licking? Just looking?

by Anonymousreply 31March 24, 2013 8:24 PM

I would never do what OP is suggesting but I think you'd be better off approaching him on MH or Grindr. If you can't find him on there he's not likely to go for it anyway. Or find somebody on Rentboy that offers this service.

by Anonymousreply 32March 24, 2013 9:22 PM

dd

by Anonymousreply 33April 17, 2013 11:58 AM

I am with [R10]

by Anonymousreply 34April 17, 2013 12:21 PM

What DC gym has the hottest muscular dudes?

by Anonymousreply 35April 19, 2013 4:49 PM

maybe this guy

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by Anonymousreply 36April 20, 2013 1:20 AM

I think you should avoid this guy and stick to Big pecs that jut out #2. It's safer, op.

by Anonymousreply 37April 20, 2013 1:48 AM

most guys like that will enforce a strict NO FATS, NO FEMMES, NO ASIANS, mentality

so don't come crying to us op if it goes poorly. Yoou've been warned.

by Anonymousreply 38April 20, 2013 1:50 AM

OP, you are gonna end being tied to a Wyoming fence and left to die in a brokeback second.

by Anonymousreply 39April 20, 2013 2:37 AM

No, but I once followed home a totally hot, muscular white/Asian guy from my gym who had an ass so big that it was in Recker terriotry. I used to briefly chat him up, but never had the guts to tell him I wanted to fuck him. He lived about 5 minutes by car from the gym.

by Anonymousreply 40April 20, 2013 2:42 AM

What about afterwards, OP? Will he avoid you altogether, or glance knowingly at you, reveling in the afterglow of your secret tryst. Will you have to change gyms? Will you be able to live with yourself when you realize that the stench of your limitless shame will never wash off?

by Anonymousreply 41April 20, 2013 2:55 AM

I have, although I was cautious. The particulars: I asked him what he does to get “a particular cut” in his chest. He showed me some exercises. I got to know him over several weeks. I got horny when I discovered naked bodybuilders online. I bought a camera. I told him I was taking a photography class. I asked him if he would pose (not nude) for my “homework.” (I know. I’m a bad, bad boy.) He agreed. We set a date to meet at my place. I provided clothing to wear (see-thru shirt and khakis, spandex tee-shirt and tights, modest speedo.) I showed him a micro-posing suit and asked if he was comfortable wearing it. He was. His ungroomed bush peeked out above it. We joked about it and he pulled the suit up. Eventually he stopped trying to hide it. I asked if he would like to pose nude if I didn’t share the photos. He dropped the posing suit. As I was shooting he started getting hard. He apologized. I told him to let it happen. I stopped taking photos when he got fully erect. He was into it. I didn’t have to ask permission. My jaw got a workout. It was a win-win. I didn’t act differently after. He didn’t either. We were fine at the gym. From time to time he’d ask to shoot again, (not photographs.) It went on until he moved away.

I do suggest caution. Be patient so events fall in line. Retreat the first moment you sense a “no”. I’ve been there, too. Remain friendly as he permits.

It feels dirtier talking about it than actually doing it.

by Anonymousreply 42April 20, 2013 4:05 AM

Bowing to r10 and r42, kings.

by Anonymousreply 43April 20, 2013 4:14 AM

elaborate fake story thread

by Anonymousreply 44April 20, 2013 4:37 AM

No. But, then, I'm not a whore.

by Anonymousreply 45April 20, 2013 4:45 AM

This will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 46April 20, 2013 4:50 AM

no

by Anonymousreply 47December 13, 2013 2:33 PM

I would approach him. Not really....

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by Anonymousreply 48January 1, 2014 4:54 PM

Not worth the effort or embarrassment. Just surf flickr or tumblr for muscle hunk pics, and you can have any stud you want in your bedroom with a big screen HDTV.

by Anonymousreply 49January 1, 2014 5:00 PM

It happens all the time. Usually, though, it's one's trainer (after a few sessions), or someone you've chatted with. Just make sure to emphasize they'll get PAID.

by Anonymousreply 50January 1, 2014 5:04 PM

paid for what?

by Anonymousreply 51January 1, 2014 6:01 PM

Muscle worship doesn't include actual sex. Maybe you get to touch his muscles, but probably not his cock, even if he's wearing shorts. So I say you might as well just get your jollies with pics displayed on a large HDTV. You could probably afford one with the cost of a few muscle worship sessions. But some people have money to burn, so by all means, burn it if you like.

by Anonymousreply 52January 1, 2014 6:35 PM

I would ask this dude

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by Anonymousreply 53July 20, 2014 2:39 AM

if he has already heard you shreeeeeeek about something, probably not. but if you have managed to not shreeeeeeek near him, then you may have a chance.

by Anonymousreply 54July 20, 2014 2:42 AM

I never tried it in a gym but I did approach a muscle guy in a bar. It led to a good time.

by Anonymousreply 55July 20, 2014 2:55 AM

I would approach Alan Valdez

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by Anonymousreply 56July 20, 2014 3:00 AM

who dis?

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by Anonymousreply 57July 20, 2014 3:02 AM

"Aren't Turkish prison and gladiator movies the best thing -ever-, Timmy???"

by Anonymousreply 58July 20, 2014 3:04 AM

R57, couldn't you set aside about two hours for just one evening to learn how to post a link where the photo shows online?

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by Anonymousreply 59July 20, 2014 3:08 AM

Alan Valdez is ready for worshipping.

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by Anonymousreply 60July 20, 2014 5:14 PM

You're taking a chance on approaching a hot guy in a gym unless you get some signals from him. A similar guy in a gay bar would obviously not be surprised at being approached with an offer of muscle worship.

by Anonymousreply 61July 21, 2014 1:03 AM

I would crawl over broken glass to get to the guy in r59's link.

by Anonymousreply 62July 21, 2014 1:14 AM

Tongue worship

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by Anonymousreply 63July 22, 2014 3:27 AM

Pitiful

by Anonymousreply 64July 24, 2014 5:18 AM

No dude

by Anonymousreply 65December 24, 2014 11:36 AM

wow

by Anonymousreply 66February 27, 2015 5:35 PM

I would ask Brad

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by Anonymousreply 67May 15, 2015 4:57 PM

I'm glad this thread only includes three fantasy scenarios. R42 definitely didn't happen for free.

by Anonymousreply 68May 15, 2015 6:13 PM

Who dis?

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by Anonymousreply 69September 9, 2015 10:15 AM

Is he the same guy who walks around with the gallon jug of water or another guy?

by Anonymousreply 70September 9, 2015 10:33 AM

OP, there are plenty of whores who will gladly take your money for this.

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by Anonymousreply 71September 9, 2015 10:47 AM

This never happened.

by Anonymousreply 72September 9, 2015 10:49 AM

R71, but they likely have STDs

by Anonymousreply 73September 9, 2015 11:18 AM

I would ask him

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by Anonymousreply 74September 12, 2015 7:44 PM

I have a freind who for years has been doing almost exactly what R10 is suggesting. My friend works oUT a lot and is fairly masculine so I don't know if that makes a diffetence. After doing what R10 reccomends he has this whole shtick about how he is an agent for male and female strippers. He even has a business card. The eventually he brings up the notion that there is more money to be made at gay clubs and events. He then actually finds and books them work often where there is out of town travel and shared hotel rooms. He would claim that for the truly straight ones there was never sex. He does try to set up things to happen though always careful that there would never be a violent response.

by Anonymousreply 75September 12, 2015 8:07 PM

OP, they're all gonna laugh at you!

by Anonymousreply 76September 12, 2015 8:20 PM

So, I approached thus jacked hot Asian dude whose body is unreal yesterday. I asked him what he does for his back. He showed me around the gym illustrating the exercises he does. He said we should work out together. Now, I have his number and Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 77September 14, 2015 4:42 PM

approach this dude

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by Anonymousreply 78October 22, 2015 4:42 PM

Tell him you are a medical researcher and would pay him $100 to fart in a balloon to analyze his metabolic byproducts. Also say the results would be appearing in the Harvard Medical Journal.

by Anonymousreply 79October 22, 2015 5:08 PM

just wow

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by Anonymousreply 80October 24, 2015 6:51 PM

I would approach this dude

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by Anonymousreply 81October 25, 2015 3:43 AM

I have actually.

by Anonymousreply 82October 25, 2015 3:50 AM

I would approach this dude

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by Anonymousreply 83October 30, 2015 2:25 PM

Nope never have. Did a few years ago though have a totally hot guy who obviously loved showing off approach me for a "closer look" as he grabbed his crotch. He was pretty brazen in soliciting his services in saying "I'm sure we could work out a deal for the full package". I was pretty stunned by the whole thing. Guess it was too obvious i was checking him out

by Anonymousreply 84October 30, 2015 2:42 PM

I used to compete in bodybuilding. A guy who goes to contests and photographs them would send me pictures. One day, at the gym, he offered to take pictures of me outside in the sunlight. I agreed. This might be a way to get a guy to agree to muscle worship. Do it gradually, follow all the steps.

by Anonymousreply 85October 30, 2015 3:53 PM

I did and he laughed awkwardly.

by Anonymousreply 86October 30, 2015 3:59 PM

Uh, no.

by Anonymousreply 87October 30, 2015 4:24 PM

r83 is a BAE

by Anonymousreply 88November 2, 2015 3:40 PM

r81 is a total Alpha Male stud

by Anonymousreply 89November 2, 2015 6:27 PM

i have. i worship my male personal trainer's feet all the time and his meat.

by Anonymousreply 90November 2, 2015 6:30 PM

i love p.t.'s feet!!!

by Anonymousreply 91November 2, 2015 7:37 PM

oh wow bro

by Anonymousreply 92December 8, 2015 3:51 PM

R81 Eeewwww.

by Anonymousreply 93December 8, 2015 10:20 PM

I would ask this dude

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by Anonymousreply 94January 4, 2016 5:00 PM

r69 and r67 have gifs of models from Maskurbate.com.

Go there to find the names.

by Anonymousreply 95January 4, 2016 9:28 PM

No, but this hot Latin dude approached me. I was flattered, but I was also creeped out by how forward he was. He tried to grab my hand in an intimate way in front of some other guys I was working out, and I sort of recoiled my hand back. He looked ashamed, but he should not have tried something so overt in front of other guys.

by Anonymousreply 96January 5, 2016 3:49 PM

Tell him the gym received an important telegram that's waiting for him in the locker room. Then, rig up in there an enormous net you can spring on him. You've got to time this exactly right so that no one sees you putting up the net trap. Once you've caught him, chloroform him and bring him back to a secret locked shed in your backyard. If you've tied him down securely, you can enjoy his body for several days before he dies of thirst.

by Anonymousreply 97January 5, 2016 3:56 PM

huh?

by Anonymousreply 98January 5, 2016 4:40 PM

OP, I went for it. He beat the shit out of me (amazingly hot contact!) and then had his junkie poz drug dealers gang rape me in the alley behind the gym (so-so experience). Win win!

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by Anonymousreply 99January 5, 2016 5:58 PM

dont be perverted, r99

by Anonymousreply 100January 5, 2016 8:23 PM

I beg to worship guys feet at the gym. Lots of hookups with hot str8 guys.

by Anonymousreply 101January 5, 2016 11:28 PM

hot str8 jock dude bros? right.

by Anonymousreply 102January 5, 2016 11:31 PM

R10 is genius!

by Anonymousreply 103January 6, 2016 6:24 AM

Loln

by Anonymousreply 104April 2, 2016 7:37 PM

Yumm

by Anonymousreply 105April 30, 2016 4:58 PM

Dang

by Anonymousreply 106May 1, 2016 1:57 PM

Hmmm

by Anonymousreply 107July 28, 2016 9:17 AM

I don't worship muscles; I worship hung dicks.

by Anonymousreply 108July 28, 2016 9:24 AM

I don't care about dick. It's all about the physique bro

by Anonymousreply 109September 1, 2016 1:33 AM

Jon Hirka

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by Anonymousreply 110September 5, 2016 11:09 PM

I just tug on his manbun as I walk by. Then wink.

by Anonymousreply 111September 5, 2016 11:10 PM

I would approach him

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by Anonymousreply 112September 22, 2016 11:12 AM

Is this a Noodles thread?

by Anonymousreply 113September 22, 2016 11:24 AM

OP just remember that whatever you say to him he has already heard before many times over, and he will have a standard reply.

by Anonymousreply 114September 22, 2016 12:17 PM

That's why you have to be authentic friends with the dude first

by Anonymousreply 115September 22, 2016 12:36 PM

OP did he PIITB?

by Anonymousreply 116September 22, 2016 12:47 PM

Dang

by Anonymousreply 117December 10, 2016 11:18 PM

Hmmm

by Anonymousreply 118March 28, 2017 12:12 AM

Muscle worship CAN include sex, r52.

Cocks and sphincters are MUSCLES.

It all just depends on the guy. The typical, douchey and square straight guy WON'T allow sex.

But the cool ones WILL.

Everyone is potentially bisexual, it all just depends on the interest and willingness.

If you're into muscle worship, you SHOULD support the bodybuilders who put out more than the prudes/bigots.

by Anonymousreply 119April 8, 2017 5:30 AM

Can I have your things, OP?

by Anonymousreply 120April 8, 2017 6:13 AM

Hmmm

by Anonymousreply 121August 1, 2017 2:00 AM

My best friend was driving next to a guy and they exchanged"glances.". My friend was certain that there was a "connection, followed him home, and left a message for for him in his mailbox. The guy freaked out and threatened to report him as a stalker. It was a very uncomfortable week of waiting for a knock from the police.

by Anonymousreply 122August 1, 2017 2:38 AM

This is absolutely true. My gym has more than its share of huge guys. Much bigger than the guys posted above. Roided beasts. This one guy who had eyes for one of the biggest brought him a boquet of flowers. Walked right up to him and gave it to him while he was working out. He was dead serious.

by Anonymousreply 123August 1, 2017 3:02 AM

That was a stupid and weird thing to do

by Anonymousreply 124August 1, 2017 11:21 AM

Hmmm

by Anonymousreply 125August 4, 2017 4:10 PM

Is this hot muscleman gay? If so, prepare yourself for a rejection unless you have the same body as he has. If not, prepare yourself for a punch in the face, ridicule, or expulsion from the gym. (Unless it's a gay gym.)

by Anonymousreply 126August 4, 2017 4:19 PM

Send us photos from the emergency room!

by Anonymousreply 127August 4, 2017 4:19 PM

Yeah

by Anonymousreply 128August 4, 2017 4:27 PM

I would approach them

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by Anonymousreply 129November 29, 2017 1:43 AM

Why do some old threads close and other like this one, seven years old, stay open to bumping?

by Anonymousreply 130November 29, 2017 11:05 AM

We knew two fabulous elder sisters who did something similarly, sometimes they got beat up but usually they scored big!

by Anonymousreply 131November 29, 2017 12:15 PM

R10 is impressive.

by Anonymousreply 132November 29, 2017 2:15 PM

Amazing

by Anonymousreply 133January 27, 2018 1:53 PM

Tell him you are a beginning photographer and your course work includes portraiture and nudes. Say you are looking for a model and you will pay him. $50 per hour.

by Anonymousreply 134January 27, 2018 2:02 PM

[quote] breathe in the sweet smell of your exposed mussy.

That's a yeast infection

by Anonymousreply 135January 27, 2018 2:09 PM

What would be the average cost roughly of a decent muscle worship session of say an hour or two?

by Anonymousreply 136January 27, 2018 2:16 PM

Good grief dude

by Anonymousreply 137January 27, 2018 2:17 PM

Most "hot guys" in the gym are homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 138January 27, 2018 2:37 PM

Zack's muscle worship video. Follow Zack @zack_lemec

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by Anonymousreply 139April 21, 2018 4:15 PM

He is going to beat the crap out of you.

by Anonymousreply 140April 21, 2018 4:38 PM

Maybe

by Anonymousreply 141April 22, 2018 10:44 AM

[R10] You’re a bad ass, clearly you paid attention in psych 101. You actually have a though process and can register a decent outcome.....unlike the other dumb bitches around here. I applaud your charisma and intelligence!

by Anonymousreply 142April 22, 2018 11:01 AM

Oh my

by Anonymousreply 143November 16, 2018 2:38 PM

You could do what a guy did at my gym.

Bring him flowers and present them to him while he is working out.

And no, it was no joke or setup. The guy just walked up to him, gave him the flowers, talked a bit, them left. The massive bodybuilder then just looked around with a WTF look at everybody.

I was doing cardio and saw it all.

by Anonymousreply 144November 16, 2018 2:46 PM

Why did a 9-year-old, inane thread get bumped?

by Anonymousreply 145November 16, 2018 2:51 PM

Wow r144. That’s cray

by Anonymousreply 146March 26, 2019 1:00 AM

Tell him you have a terrible disease and the only way to cure it is to worship his cock/feet.

by Anonymousreply 147March 26, 2019 1:26 AM

Oh wow

by Anonymousreply 148March 26, 2019 11:15 AM

Don’t be creepy

by Anonymousreply 149April 18, 2019 5:22 PM

What's a gym?

by Anonymousreply 150April 18, 2019 5:25 PM

It’s worth the chance they will say yes

by Anonymousreply 151July 1, 2020 12:31 AM

Begging is not a good look. Get him alone, get him drunk, then charm him and slowly stroke his ego. Patience is the only way to do it right. I've seen it done by a masterful seducer.

by Anonymousreply 152July 1, 2020 12:47 AM

Yes, and then he died.

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by Anonymousreply 153July 1, 2020 12:54 AM

Oh wow

by Anonymousreply 154January 3, 2021 4:20 AM

Indian

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by Anonymousreply 155December 6, 2021 12:49 AM

If you're serious about approaching him, my advice is that you write him a note, hand it to him politely and say "This is for you," then say "have a good day" and walk away. If you proposition him verbally right then and there, you'll place him in a very awkward position, and he might react very badly for that reason.

by Anonymousreply 156December 6, 2021 12:55 AM

Hot r155. I wish someone would let me do that.

by Anonymousreply 157December 6, 2021 4:28 AM
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