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Have you ever approached a hot guy in the gym and asked or even begged him for a private muscle worship session?

I'm thinking about doing this. There's this guy at the gym I'm obsessed with. He seems totally narcissistic and I suspect he would love to have another guy worship him. Has anyone attempted this?

by Anonymousreply 12808/04/2017

How much are you going to offer him?

by Anonymousreply 109/25/2010

[quote]Has anyone attempted this?

How can we reply to your question if you don't tell us what gym and his name? Maybe some of us have had him but we can't guess which time and place if you don't tell us.

by Anonymousreply 209/25/2010

Could you put me in your Will first?

by Anonymousreply 309/25/2010

Saunter up to him while nibbling on your finger. Raise your caftan slowly, hiss YUM! at him and turn around slowly, allowing him to breathe in the sweet smell of your exposed mussy.

by Anonymousreply 409/25/2010

Do you have health insurance, OP?

by Anonymousreply 509/25/2010

[quote]or even begged him

I don't even know how to respond to something like this.

by Anonymousreply 609/25/2010

Listen to Momma, OP.

by Anonymousreply 709/25/2010

Momma is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 809/25/2010

R2 = clueless flyover effeminate.

by Anonymousreply 909/25/2010

Never done it before OP. But I have a couple of suggestions for you. Approach him and ask him about his workout routine. From the sound of it, he would probably enjoy a good conversation about himself.

Compliment him, not on his body at first, but his dedication and how much time he puts in, suggesting you wish you could do the same. But you aren't like him at all. And trust me he knows and thinks this already. This sets the dynamic that Kelly Killoren Bensimon so clearly laid out - "I am up here, and you're down there." He will appreciate that he has an admirer and someone who possibly envies him. See how receptive he is to this dynamic. If he seems into it, then you can move onto the next step.

Mention how you wish you could achieve, (insert body part here), and that you've been really working hard on it to know avail. Watch closely. If he flexes said body part, even slightly for you, you know that he has an exhibitionistic streak.

This is when you move into the discussion on the supplements he takes, protein shakes, pills, creatine, glutamine, whatever. All that stuff is expensive. Buy it yourself and get an extra. Casually give him the extra one saying you just picked it up. This introduces the idea of a monetary exchange and that you're good at listening and following his orders. Mention how expensive you found the stuff to be.

This is a several day, if not week, process depending on how often you see him. BUT if you make it to the final step and he is still entertaining / receptive to your conversations with him, this is when you strike.

Say, "look, you have an amazing body, I would be interested in helping you maintain it, (offering to buy supplements, or just handing over the cash), if you just let me watch you show it off a bit." "Show it off," is subtle enough. If you say worship, that sends out a red flag. Even if you say pose, that immediately conjures up you gawking and jacking while he strips down. Not saying that these things won't happen. But if you just say "Show off," that is playful enough and casual enough for him to accept. That could mean just flexing a bicep while you watch or full blown fellatio in front of a mirror after you've thoroughly oiled him down.

Just make sure you have a place available on the ready for all of this to go down. Because when he's hot for it, you've gotta move. There is no future, only now. And if he is at all str8, (and still entertaining this bullshit), mention that you have a lot of cold beer and some really hot pussy porn. In other str8 baiting instances, I personally always mention that I will purchase a membership to their favorite site.

Really interested in hearing how this works out for you OP. Report back.

by Anonymousreply 1009/25/2010

That was scary, r10.

by Anonymousreply 1109/25/2010

[R10] has a Phd in Creepy

by Anonymousreply 1209/25/2010

R10 = Jake Cruise!

by Anonymousreply 1309/25/2010

Listen to r10, OP. He knows what he's talking about. This could be the start of something hot.

by Anonymousreply 1409/25/2010

This is REALLY not going to end well!

by Anonymousreply 1509/25/2010

r10 is my hero.

by Anonymousreply 1609/25/2010

R10 has got it goin on!

by Anonymousreply 1709/25/2010

R10, a new DL plannah, you.

by Anonymousreply 1809/25/2010

Ask indirectly like, "You ever do any modeling?"

by Anonymousreply 1909/25/2010

Looks like fun -

by Anonymousreply 2009/25/2010

It could turn out great....or not. He might literally punch and delete you!

by Anonymousreply 2109/25/2010

r9 is that self-hating weirdo who thinks that calling everyone "an effeminate" makes him butch and special.....not.

by Anonymousreply 2209/25/2010

with him, I would

by Anonymousreply 2303/21/2013

We need an update, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2403/23/2013

If I could catch one of the hot guys looking at me that way, I'd certainly give them the opportunity to worship my muscle/s.

by Anonymousreply 2503/23/2013

I want r10 stories!

by Anonymousreply 2603/23/2013

Need to know the gym.

by Anonymousreply 2703/23/2013

Come back, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2803/24/2013

Damn! I should have asked for OP's stuff.

by Anonymousreply 2903/24/2013

Frequently, OP!

by Anonymousreply 3003/24/2013

what exactly does 'muscle worship' entail?? Touching? Licking? Just looking?

by Anonymousreply 3103/24/2013

I would never do what OP is suggesting but I think you'd be better off approaching him on MH or Grindr. If you can't find him on there he's not likely to go for it anyway. Or find somebody on Rentboy that offers this service.

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by Anonymousreply 3304/17/2013

I am with [R10]

by Anonymousreply 3404/17/2013

What DC gym has the hottest muscular dudes?

by Anonymousreply 3504/19/2013

maybe this guy

by Anonymousreply 3604/19/2013

I think you should avoid this guy and stick to Big pecs that jut out #2. It's safer, op.

by Anonymousreply 3704/19/2013

most guys like that will enforce a strict NO FATS, NO FEMMES, NO ASIANS, mentality

so don't come crying to us op if it goes poorly. Yoou've been warned.

by Anonymousreply 3804/19/2013

OP, you are gonna end being tied to a Wyoming fence and left to die in a brokeback second.

by Anonymousreply 3904/19/2013

No, but I once followed home a totally hot, muscular white/Asian guy from my gym who had an ass so big that it was in Recker terriotry. I used to briefly chat him up, but never had the guts to tell him I wanted to fuck him. He lived about 5 minutes by car from the gym.

by Anonymousreply 4004/19/2013

What about afterwards, OP? Will he avoid you altogether, or glance knowingly at you, reveling in the afterglow of your secret tryst. Will you have to change gyms? Will you be able to live with yourself when you realize that the stench of your limitless shame will never wash off?

by Anonymousreply 4104/19/2013

I have, although I was cautious. The particulars: I asked him what he does to get “a particular cut” in his chest. He showed me some exercises. I got to know him over several weeks. I got horny when I discovered naked bodybuilders online. I bought a camera. I told him I was taking a photography class. I asked him if he would pose (not nude) for my “homework.” (I know. I’m a bad, bad boy.) He agreed. We set a date to meet at my place. I provided clothing to wear (see-thru shirt and khakis, spandex tee-shirt and tights, modest speedo.) I showed him a micro-posing suit and asked if he was comfortable wearing it. He was. His ungroomed bush peeked out above it. We joked about it and he pulled the suit up. Eventually he stopped trying to hide it. I asked if he would like to pose nude if I didn’t share the photos. He dropped the posing suit. As I was shooting he started getting hard. He apologized. I told him to let it happen. I stopped taking photos when he got fully erect. He was into it. I didn’t have to ask permission. My jaw got a workout. It was a win-win. I didn’t act differently after. He didn’t either. We were fine at the gym. From time to time he’d ask to shoot again, (not photographs.) It went on until he moved away.

I do suggest caution. Be patient so events fall in line. Retreat the first moment you sense a “no”. I’ve been there, too. Remain friendly as he permits.

It feels dirtier talking about it than actually doing it.

by Anonymousreply 4204/19/2013

Bowing to r10 and r42, kings.

by Anonymousreply 4304/19/2013

elaborate fake story thread

by Anonymousreply 4404/19/2013

No. But, then, I'm not a whore.

by Anonymousreply 4504/19/2013

This will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 4604/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 4712/13/2013

I would approach him. Not really....

by Anonymousreply 4801/01/2014

Not worth the effort or embarrassment. Just surf flickr or tumblr for muscle hunk pics, and you can have any stud you want in your bedroom with a big screen HDTV.

by Anonymousreply 4901/01/2014

It happens all the time. Usually, though, it's one's trainer (after a few sessions), or someone you've chatted with. Just make sure to emphasize they'll get PAID.

by Anonymousreply 5001/01/2014

paid for what?

by Anonymousreply 5101/01/2014

Muscle worship doesn't include actual sex. Maybe you get to touch his muscles, but probably not his cock, even if he's wearing shorts. So I say you might as well just get your jollies with pics displayed on a large HDTV. You could probably afford one with the cost of a few muscle worship sessions. But some people have money to burn, so by all means, burn it if you like.

by Anonymousreply 5201/01/2014

I would ask this dude

by Anonymousreply 5307/19/2014

if he has already heard you shreeeeeeek about something, probably not. but if you have managed to not shreeeeeeek near him, then you may have a chance.

by Anonymousreply 5407/19/2014

I never tried it in a gym but I did approach a muscle guy in a bar. It led to a good time.

by Anonymousreply 5507/19/2014

I would approach Alan Valdez

by Anonymousreply 5607/19/2014

who dis?

by Anonymousreply 5707/19/2014

"Aren't Turkish prison and gladiator movies the best thing -ever-, Timmy???"

by Anonymousreply 5807/19/2014

R57, couldn't you set aside about two hours for just one evening to learn how to post a link where the photo shows online?

by Anonymousreply 5907/19/2014

Alan Valdez is ready for worshipping.

by Anonymousreply 6007/20/2014

You're taking a chance on approaching a hot guy in a gym unless you get some signals from him. A similar guy in a gay bar would obviously not be surprised at being approached with an offer of muscle worship.

by Anonymousreply 6107/20/2014

I would crawl over broken glass to get to the guy in r59's link.

by Anonymousreply 6207/20/2014

Tongue worship

by Anonymousreply 6307/21/2014


by Anonymousreply 6407/23/2014

No dude

by Anonymousreply 6512/24/2014


by Anonymousreply 6602/27/2015

I would ask Brad

by Anonymousreply 6705/15/2015

I'm glad this thread only includes three fantasy scenarios. R42 definitely didn't happen for free.

by Anonymousreply 6805/15/2015

Who dis?

by Anonymousreply 6909/09/2015

Is he the same guy who walks around with the gallon jug of water or another guy?

by Anonymousreply 7009/09/2015

OP, there are plenty of whores who will gladly take your money for this.

by Anonymousreply 7109/09/2015

This never happened.

by Anonymousreply 7209/09/2015

R71, but they likely have STDs

by Anonymousreply 7309/09/2015

I would ask him

by Anonymousreply 7409/12/2015

I have a freind who for years has been doing almost exactly what R10 is suggesting. My friend works oUT a lot and is fairly masculine so I don't know if that makes a diffetence. After doing what R10 reccomends he has this whole shtick about how he is an agent for male and female strippers. He even has a business card. The eventually he brings up the notion that there is more money to be made at gay clubs and events. He then actually finds and books them work often where there is out of town travel and shared hotel rooms. He would claim that for the truly straight ones there was never sex. He does try to set up things to happen though always careful that there would never be a violent response.

by Anonymousreply 7509/12/2015

OP, they're all gonna laugh at you!

by Anonymousreply 7609/12/2015

So, I approached thus jacked hot Asian dude whose body is unreal yesterday. I asked him what he does for his back. He showed me around the gym illustrating the exercises he does. He said we should work out together. Now, I have his number and Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 7709/14/2015

approach this dude

by Anonymousreply 7810/22/2015

Tell him you are a medical researcher and would pay him $100 to fart in a balloon to analyze his metabolic byproducts. Also say the results would be appearing in the Harvard Medical Journal.

by Anonymousreply 7910/22/2015

just wow

by Anonymousreply 8010/24/2015

I would approach this dude

by Anonymousreply 8110/24/2015

I have actually.

by Anonymousreply 8210/24/2015

I would approach this dude

by Anonymousreply 8310/30/2015

Nope never have. Did a few years ago though have a totally hot guy who obviously loved showing off approach me for a "closer look" as he grabbed his crotch. He was pretty brazen in soliciting his services in saying "I'm sure we could work out a deal for the full package". I was pretty stunned by the whole thing. Guess it was too obvious i was checking him out

by Anonymousreply 8410/30/2015

I used to compete in bodybuilding. A guy who goes to contests and photographs them would send me pictures. One day, at the gym, he offered to take pictures of me outside in the sunlight. I agreed. This might be a way to get a guy to agree to muscle worship. Do it gradually, follow all the steps.

by Anonymousreply 8510/30/2015

I did and he laughed awkwardly.

by Anonymousreply 8610/30/2015

Uh, no.

by Anonymousreply 8710/30/2015

r83 is a BAE

by Anonymousreply 8811/02/2015

r81 is a total Alpha Male stud

by Anonymousreply 8911/02/2015

i have. i worship my male personal trainer's feet all the time and his meat.

by Anonymousreply 9011/02/2015

i love p.t.'s feet!!!

by Anonymousreply 9111/02/2015

oh wow bro

by Anonymousreply 9212/08/2015

R81 Eeewwww.

by Anonymousreply 9312/08/2015

I would ask this dude

by Anonymousreply 9401/04/2016

r69 and r67 have gifs of models from

Go there to find the names.

by Anonymousreply 9501/04/2016

No, but this hot Latin dude approached me. I was flattered, but I was also creeped out by how forward he was. He tried to grab my hand in an intimate way in front of some other guys I was working out, and I sort of recoiled my hand back. He looked ashamed, but he should not have tried something so overt in front of other guys.

by Anonymousreply 9601/05/2016

Tell him the gym received an important telegram that's waiting for him in the locker room. Then, rig up in there an enormous net you can spring on him. You've got to time this exactly right so that no one sees you putting up the net trap. Once you've caught him, chloroform him and bring him back to a secret locked shed in your backyard. If you've tied him down securely, you can enjoy his body for several days before he dies of thirst.

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by Anonymousreply 9801/05/2016

OP, I went for it. He beat the shit out of me (amazingly hot contact!) and then had his junkie poz drug dealers gang rape me in the alley behind the gym (so-so experience). Win win!

by Anonymousreply 9901/05/2016

dont be perverted, r99

by Anonymousreply 10001/05/2016

I beg to worship guys feet at the gym. Lots of hookups with hot str8 guys.

by Anonymousreply 10101/05/2016

hot str8 jock dude bros? right.

by Anonymousreply 10201/05/2016

R10 is genius!

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by Anonymousreply 10707/28/2016

I don't worship muscles; I worship hung dicks.

by Anonymousreply 10807/28/2016

I don't care about dick. It's all about the physique bro

by Anonymousreply 10908/31/2016

Jon Hirka

by Anonymousreply 11009/05/2016

I just tug on his manbun as I walk by. Then wink.

by Anonymousreply 11109/05/2016

I would approach him

by Anonymousreply 11209/22/2016

Is this a Noodles thread?

by Anonymousreply 11309/22/2016

OP just remember that whatever you say to him he has already heard before many times over, and he will have a standard reply.

by Anonymousreply 11409/22/2016

That's why you have to be authentic friends with the dude first

by Anonymousreply 11509/22/2016

OP did he PIITB?

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by Anonymousreply 11803/27/2017

Muscle worship CAN include sex, r52.

Cocks and sphincters are MUSCLES.

It all just depends on the guy. The typical, douchey and square straight guy WON'T allow sex.

But the cool ones WILL.

Everyone is potentially bisexual, it all just depends on the interest and willingness.

If you're into muscle worship, you SHOULD support the bodybuilders who put out more than the prudes/bigots.

by Anonymousreply 11904/07/2017

Can I have your things, OP?

by Anonymousreply 12004/07/2017


by Anonymousreply 12107/31/2017

My best friend was driving next to a guy and they exchanged"glances.". My friend was certain that there was a "connection, followed him home, and left a message for for him in his mailbox. The guy freaked out and threatened to report him as a stalker. It was a very uncomfortable week of waiting for a knock from the police.

by Anonymousreply 12207/31/2017

This is absolutely true. My gym has more than its share of huge guys. Much bigger than the guys posted above. Roided beasts. This one guy who had eyes for one of the biggest brought him a boquet of flowers. Walked right up to him and gave it to him while he was working out. He was dead serious.

by Anonymousreply 12307/31/2017

That was a stupid and weird thing to do

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by Anonymousreply 12508/04/2017

Is this hot muscleman gay? If so, prepare yourself for a rejection unless you have the same body as he has. If not, prepare yourself for a punch in the face, ridicule, or expulsion from the gym. (Unless it's a gay gym.)

by Anonymousreply 12608/04/2017

Send us photos from the emergency room!

by Anonymousreply 12708/04/2017


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