I'm thinking about doing this. There's this guy at the gym I'm obsessed with. He seems totally narcissistic and I suspect he would love to have another guy worship him. Has anyone attempted this?
Have you ever approached a hot guy in the gym and asked or even begged him for a private muscle worship session?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||Last Thursday at 8:47 AM|
How much are you going to offer him?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/25/2010|
[quote]Has anyone attempted this?
How can we reply to your question if you don't tell us what gym and his name? Maybe some of us have had him but we can't guess which time and place if you don't tell us.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/25/2010|
Could you put me in your Will first?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/25/2010|
Saunter up to him while nibbling on your finger. Raise your caftan slowly, hiss YUM! at him and turn around slowly, allowing him to breathe in the sweet smell of your exposed mussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/25/2010|
Do you have health insurance, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/25/2010|
[quote]or even begged him
I don't even know how to respond to something like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/25/2010|
Listen to Momma, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/25/2010|
Momma is hilarious!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/25/2010|
Never done it before OP. But I have a couple of suggestions for you. Approach him and ask him about his workout routine. From the sound of it, he would probably enjoy a good conversation about himself.
Compliment him, not on his body at first, but his dedication and how much time he puts in, suggesting you wish you could do the same. But you aren't like him at all. And trust me he knows and thinks this already. This sets the dynamic that Kelly Killoren Bensimon so clearly laid out - "I am up here, and you're down there." He will appreciate that he has an admirer and someone who possibly envies him. See how receptive he is to this dynamic. If he seems into it, then you can move onto the next step.
Mention how you wish you could achieve, (insert body part here), and that you've been really working hard on it to know avail. Watch closely. If he flexes said body part, even slightly for you, you know that he has an exhibitionistic streak.
This is when you move into the discussion on the supplements he takes, protein shakes, pills, creatine, glutamine, whatever. All that stuff is expensive. Buy it yourself and get an extra. Casually give him the extra one saying you just picked it up. This introduces the idea of a monetary exchange and that you're good at listening and following his orders. Mention how expensive you found the stuff to be.
This is a several day, if not week, process depending on how often you see him. BUT if you make it to the final step and he is still entertaining / receptive to your conversations with him, this is when you strike.
Say, "look, you have an amazing body, I would be interested in helping you maintain it, (offering to buy supplements, or just handing over the cash), if you just let me watch you show it off a bit." "Show it off," is subtle enough. If you say worship, that sends out a red flag. Even if you say pose, that immediately conjures up you gawking and jacking while he strips down. Not saying that these things won't happen. But if you just say "Show off," that is playful enough and casual enough for him to accept. That could mean just flexing a bicep while you watch or full blown fellatio in front of a mirror after you've thoroughly oiled him down.
Just make sure you have a place available on the ready for all of this to go down. Because when he's hot for it, you've gotta move. There is no future, only now. And if he is at all str8, (and still entertaining this bullshit), mention that you have a lot of cold beer and some really hot pussy porn. In other str8 baiting instances, I personally always mention that I will purchase a membership to their favorite site.
Really interested in hearing how this works out for you OP. Report back.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/25/2010|
That was scary, r10.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/25/2010|
[R10] has a Phd in Creepy
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/25/2010|
R10 = Jake Cruise!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/25/2010|
Listen to r10, OP. He knows what he's talking about. This could be the start of something hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/25/2010|
This is REALLY not going to end well!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/25/2010|
r10 is my hero.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/25/2010|
R10 has got it goin on!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/26/2010|
R10, a new DL classic...you plannah, you.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/26/2010|
Ask indirectly like, "You ever do any modeling?"
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/26/2010|
Looks like fun -
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/26/2010|
It could turn out great....or not. He might literally punch and delete you!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/26/2010|
r9 is that self-hating weirdo who thinks that calling everyone "an effeminate" makes him butch and special.....not.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/26/2010|
with him, I would
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/22/2013|
We need an update, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/23/2013|
If I could catch one of the hot guys looking at me that way, I'd certainly give them the opportunity to worship my muscle/s.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/23/2013|
I want r10 stories!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/23/2013|
Need to know the gym.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/23/2013|
Come back, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/24/2013|
Damn! I should have asked for OP's stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/24/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/24/2013|
what exactly does 'muscle worship' entail?? Touching? Licking? Just looking?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/24/2013|
I would never do what OP is suggesting but I think you'd be better off approaching him on MH or Grindr. If you can't find him on there he's not likely to go for it anyway. Or find somebody on Rentboy that offers this service.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/24/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/17/2013|
I am with [R10]
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/17/2013|
What DC gym has the hottest muscular dudes?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/19/2013|
maybe this guy
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/19/2013|
I think you should avoid this guy and stick to Big pecs that jut out #2. It's safer, op.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/19/2013|
most guys like that will enforce a strict NO FATS, NO FEMMES, NO ASIANS, mentality
so don't come crying to us op if it goes poorly. Yoou've been warned.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/19/2013|
OP, you are gonna end being tied to a Wyoming fence and left to die in a brokeback second.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/19/2013|
No, but I once followed home a totally hot, muscular white/Asian guy from my gym who had an ass so big that it was in Recker terriotry. I used to briefly chat him up, but never had the guts to tell him I wanted to fuck him. He lived about 5 minutes by car from the gym.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/19/2013|
What about afterwards, OP? Will he avoid you altogether, or glance knowingly at you, reveling in the afterglow of your secret tryst. Will you have to change gyms? Will you be able to live with yourself when you realize that the stench of your limitless shame will never wash off?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/19/2013|
Bowing to r10 and r42, kings.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/20/2013|
elaborate fake story thread
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/20/2013|
No. But, then, I'm not a whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/20/2013|
This will end in tears.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/13/2013|
I would approach him. Not really....
|by Anonymous||reply 48||01/01/2014|
Not worth the effort or embarrassment. Just surf flickr or tumblr for muscle hunk pics, and you can have any stud you want in your bedroom with a big screen HDTV.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||01/01/2014|
It happens all the time. Usually, though, it's one's trainer (after a few sessions), or someone you've chatted with. Just make sure to emphasize they'll get PAID.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||01/01/2014|
paid for what?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||01/01/2014|
Muscle worship doesn't include actual sex. Maybe you get to touch his muscles, but probably not his cock, even if he's wearing shorts. So I say you might as well just get your jollies with pics displayed on a large HDTV. You could probably afford one with the cost of a few muscle worship sessions. But some people have money to burn, so by all means, burn it if you like.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||01/01/2014|
I would ask this dude
|by Anonymous||reply 53||07/19/2014|
if he has already heard you shreeeeeeek about something, probably not. but if you have managed to not shreeeeeeek near him, then you may have a chance.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||07/19/2014|
I would approach Alan Valdez
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/19/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/19/2014|
"Aren't Turkish prison and gladiator movies the best thing -ever-, Timmy???"
|by Anonymous||reply 58||07/19/2014|
R57, couldn't you set aside about two hours for just one evening to learn how to post a link where the photo shows online?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/19/2014|
Alan Valdez is ready for worshipping.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||07/20/2014|
You're taking a chance on approaching a hot guy in a gym unless you get some signals from him. A similar guy in a gay bar would obviously not be surprised at being approached with an offer of muscle worship.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||07/20/2014|
I would crawl over broken glass to get to the guy in r59's link.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||07/20/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 64||07/24/2014|
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|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/27/2015|
I would ask Brad
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/15/2015|
I'm glad this thread only includes three fantasy scenarios. R42 definitely didn't happen for free.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/15/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/09/2015|
Is he the same guy who walks around with the gallon jug of water or another guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/09/2015|
OP, there are plenty of whores who will gladly take your money for this.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/09/2015|
This never happened.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/09/2015|
R71, but they likely have STDs
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/09/2015|
I would ask him
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/12/2015|
I have a freind who for years has been doing almost exactly what R10 is suggesting. My friend works oUT a lot and is fairly masculine so I don't know if that makes a diffetence. After doing what R10 reccomends he has this whole shtick about how he is an agent for male and female strippers. He even has a business card. The eventually he brings up the notion that there is more money to be made at gay clubs and events. He then actually finds and books them work often where there is out of town travel and shared hotel rooms. He would claim that for the truly straight ones there was never sex. He does try to set up things to happen though always careful that there would never be a violent response.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/12/2015|
OP, they're all gonna laugh at you!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/12/2015|
So, I approached thus jacked hot Asian dude whose body is unreal yesterday. I asked him what he does for his back. He showed me around the gym illustrating the exercises he does. He said we should work out together. Now, I have his number and Facebook.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/14/2015|
approach this dude
|by Anonymous||reply 78||10/22/2015|
Tell him you are a medical researcher and would pay him $100 to fart in a balloon to analyze his metabolic byproducts. Also say the results would be appearing in the Harvard Medical Journal.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||10/22/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 80||10/24/2015|
I would approach this dude
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10/24/2015|
I have actually.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||10/24/2015|
I would approach this dude
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/30/2015|
Nope never have. Did a few years ago though have a totally hot guy who obviously loved showing off approach me for a "closer look" as he grabbed his crotch. He was pretty brazen in soliciting his services in saying "I'm sure we could work out a deal for the full package". I was pretty stunned by the whole thing. Guess it was too obvious i was checking him out
|by Anonymous||reply 84||10/30/2015|
I used to compete in bodybuilding. A guy who goes to contests and photographs them would send me pictures. One day, at the gym, he offered to take pictures of me outside in the sunlight. I agreed. This might be a way to get a guy to agree to muscle worship. Do it gradually, follow all the steps.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||10/30/2015|
I did and he laughed awkwardly.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||10/30/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 87||10/30/2015|
r83 is a BAE
|by Anonymous||reply 88||11/02/2015|
r81 is a total Alpha Male stud
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/02/2015|
i have. i worship my male personal trainer's feet all the time and his meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||11/02/2015|
i love p.t.'s feet!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||11/02/2015|
oh wow bro
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/08/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 93||12/08/2015|
I would ask this dude
|by Anonymous||reply 94||01/04/2016|
r69 and r67 have gifs of models from Maskurbate.com.
Go there to find the names.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||01/04/2016|
No, but this hot Latin dude approached me. I was flattered, but I was also creeped out by how forward he was. He tried to grab my hand in an intimate way in front of some other guys I was working out, and I sort of recoiled my hand back. He looked ashamed, but he should not have tried something so overt in front of other guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||01/05/2016|
Tell him the gym received an important telegram that's waiting for him in the locker room. Then, rig up in there an enormous net you can spring on him. You've got to time this exactly right so that no one sees you putting up the net trap. Once you've caught him, chloroform him and bring him back to a secret locked shed in your backyard. If you've tied him down securely, you can enjoy his body for several days before he dies of thirst.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||01/05/2016|
|by Anonymous||reply 98||01/05/2016|
OP, I went for it. He beat the shit out of me (amazingly hot contact!) and then had his junkie poz drug dealers gang rape me in the alley behind the gym (so-so experience). Win win!
|by Anonymous||reply 99||01/05/2016|
dont be perverted, r99
|by Anonymous||reply 100||01/05/2016|
I beg to worship guys feet at the gym. Lots of hookups with hot str8 guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||01/05/2016|
hot str8 jock dude bros? right.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||01/05/2016|
R10 is genius!
|by Anonymous||reply 103||01/06/2016|
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|by Anonymous||reply 107||07/28/2016|
I don't worship muscles; I worship hung dicks.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||07/28/2016|
I don't care about dick. It's all about the physique bro
|by Anonymous||reply 109||08/31/2016|
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/05/2016|
I just tug on his manbun as I walk by. Then wink.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/05/2016|
I would approach him
|by Anonymous||reply 112||Last Thursday at 7:12 AM|
Is this a Noodles thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||Last Thursday at 7:24 AM|
OP just remember that whatever you say to him he has already heard before many times over, and he will have a standard reply.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||Last Thursday at 8:17 AM|
That's why you have to be authentic friends with the dude first
|by Anonymous||reply 115||Last Thursday at 8:36 AM|
OP did he PIITB?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||Last Thursday at 8:47 AM|