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Have you ever approached a hot guy in the gym and asked or even begged him for a private muscle worship session?

I'm thinking about doing this. There's this guy at the gym I'm obsessed with. He seems totally narcissistic and I suspect he would love to have another guy worship him. Has anyone attempted this?

by Anonymousreply 6805/15/2015

How much are you going to offer him?

by Anonymousreply 109/25/2010

[quote]Has anyone attempted this?

How can we reply to your question if you don't tell us what gym and his name? Maybe some of us have had him but we can't guess which time and place if you don't tell us.

by Anonymousreply 209/25/2010

Could you put me in your Will first?

by Anonymousreply 309/25/2010

Saunter up to him while nibbling on your finger. Raise your caftan slowly, hiss YUM! at him and turn around slowly, allowing him to breathe in the sweet smell of your exposed mussy.

by Anonymousreply 409/25/2010

Do you have health insurance, OP?

by Anonymousreply 509/25/2010

[quote]or even begged him

I don't even know how to respond to something like this.

by Anonymousreply 609/25/2010

Listen to Momma, OP.

by Anonymousreply 709/25/2010

Momma is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 809/25/2010

Never done it before OP. But I have a couple of suggestions for you. Approach him and ask him about his workout routine. From the sound of it, he would probably enjoy a good conversation about himself.

Compliment him, not on his body at first, but his dedication and how much time he puts in, suggesting you wish you could do the same. But you aren't like him at all. And trust me he knows and thinks this already. This sets the dynamic that Kelly Killoren Bensimon so clearly laid out - "I am up here, and you're down there." He will appreciate that he has an admirer and someone who possibly envies him. See how receptive he is to this dynamic. If he seems into it, then you can move onto the next step.

Mention how you wish you could achieve, (insert body part here), and that you've been really working hard on it to know avail. Watch closely. If he flexes said body part, even slightly for you, you know that he has an exhibitionistic streak.

This is when you move into the discussion on the supplements he takes, protein shakes, pills, creatine, glutamine, whatever. All that stuff is expensive. Buy it yourself and get an extra. Casually give him the extra one saying you just picked it up. This introduces the idea of a monetary exchange and that you're good at listening and following his orders. Mention how expensive you found the stuff to be.

This is a several day, if not week, process depending on how often you see him. BUT if you make it to the final step and he is still entertaining / receptive to your conversations with him, this is when you strike.

Say, "look, you have an amazing body, I would be interested in helping you maintain it, (offering to buy supplements, or just handing over the cash), if you just let me watch you show it off a bit." "Show it off," is subtle enough. If you say worship, that sends out a red flag. Even if you say pose, that immediately conjures up you gawking and jacking while he strips down. Not saying that these things won't happen. But if you just say "Show off," that is playful enough and casual enough for him to accept. That could mean just flexing a bicep while you watch or full blown fellatio in front of a mirror after you've thoroughly oiled him down.

Just make sure you have a place available on the ready for all of this to go down. Because when he's hot for it, you've gotta move. There is no future, only now. And if he is at all str8, (and still entertaining this bullshit), mention that you have a lot of cold beer and some really hot pussy porn. In other str8 baiting instances, I personally always mention that I will purchase a membership to their favorite site.

Really interested in hearing how this works out for you OP. Report back.

by Anonymousreply 1009/25/2010

That was scary, r10.

by Anonymousreply 1109/25/2010

[R10] has a Phd in Creepy

by Anonymousreply 1209/25/2010

R10 = Jake Cruise!

by Anonymousreply 1309/25/2010

Listen to r10, OP. He knows what he's talking about. This could be the start of something hot.

by Anonymousreply 1409/25/2010

This is REALLY not going to end well!

by Anonymousreply 1509/25/2010

r10 is my hero.

by Anonymousreply 1609/25/2010

R10 has got it goin on!

by Anonymousreply 1709/26/2010

R10, a new DL classic...you plannah, you.

by Anonymousreply 1809/26/2010

Ask indirectly like, "You ever do any modeling?"

by Anonymousreply 1909/26/2010

Looks like fun -

by Anonymousreply 2009/26/2010

It could turn out great....or not. He might literally punch and delete you!

by Anonymousreply 2109/26/2010

r9 is that self-hating weirdo who thinks that calling everyone "an effeminate" makes him butch and special.....not.

by Anonymousreply 2209/26/2010

with him, I would

by Anonymousreply 2303/22/2013

We need an update, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2403/23/2013

If I could catch one of the hot guys looking at me that way, I'd certainly give them the opportunity to worship my muscle/s.

by Anonymousreply 2503/23/2013

I want r10 stories!

by Anonymousreply 2603/23/2013

Need to know the gym.

by Anonymousreply 2703/23/2013

Come back, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2803/24/2013

Damn! I should have asked for OP's stuff.

by Anonymousreply 2903/24/2013

Frequently, OP!

by Anonymousreply 3003/24/2013

what exactly does 'muscle worship' entail?? Touching? Licking? Just looking?

by Anonymousreply 3103/24/2013

I would never do what OP is suggesting but I think you'd be better off approaching him on MH or Grindr. If you can't find him on there he's not likely to go for it anyway. Or find somebody on Rentboy that offers this service.

by Anonymousreply 3203/24/2013

dd

by Anonymousreply 3304/17/2013

I am with [R10]

by Anonymousreply 3404/17/2013

What DC gym has the hottest muscular dudes?

by Anonymousreply 3504/19/2013

maybe this guy

by Anonymousreply 3604/19/2013

I think you should avoid this guy and stick to Big pecs that jut out #2. It's safer, op.

by Anonymousreply 3704/19/2013

most guys like that will enforce a strict NO FATS, NO FEMMES, NO ASIANS, mentality

so don't come crying to us op if it goes poorly. Yoou've been warned.

by Anonymousreply 3804/19/2013

OP, you are gonna end being tied to a Wyoming fence and left to die in a brokeback second.

by Anonymousreply 3904/19/2013

No, but I once followed home a totally hot, muscular white/Asian guy from my gym who had an ass so big that it was in Recker terriotry. I used to briefly chat him up, but never had the guts to tell him I wanted to fuck him. He lived about 5 minutes by car from the gym.

by Anonymousreply 4004/19/2013

What about afterwards, OP? Will he avoid you altogether, or glance knowingly at you, reveling in the afterglow of your secret tryst. Will you have to change gyms? Will you be able to live with yourself when you realize that the stench of your limitless shame will never wash off?

by Anonymousreply 4104/19/2013

Bowing to r10 and r42, kings.

by Anonymousreply 4304/20/2013

elaborate fake story thread

by Anonymousreply 4404/20/2013

No. But, then, I'm not a whore.

by Anonymousreply 4504/20/2013

This will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 4604/20/2013

no

by Anonymousreply 4712/13/2013

I would approach him. Not really....

by Anonymousreply 4801/01/2014

Not worth the effort or embarrassment. Just surf flickr or tumblr for muscle hunk pics, and you can have any stud you want in your bedroom with a big screen HDTV.

by Anonymousreply 4901/01/2014

It happens all the time. Usually, though, it's one's trainer (after a few sessions), or someone you've chatted with. Just make sure to emphasize they'll get PAID.

by Anonymousreply 5001/01/2014

paid for what?

by Anonymousreply 5101/01/2014

Muscle worship doesn't include actual sex. Maybe you get to touch his muscles, but probably not his cock, even if he's wearing shorts. So I say you might as well just get your jollies with pics displayed on a large HDTV. You could probably afford one with the cost of a few muscle worship sessions. But some people have money to burn, so by all means, burn it if you like.

by Anonymousreply 5201/01/2014

I would ask this dude

by Anonymousreply 5307/19/2014

if he has already heard you shreeeeeeek about something, probably not. but if you have managed to not shreeeeeeek near him, then you may have a chance.

by Anonymousreply 5407/19/2014

I would approach Alan Valdez

by Anonymousreply 5607/19/2014

who dis?

by Anonymousreply 5707/19/2014

"Aren't Turkish prison and gladiator movies the best thing -ever-, Timmy???"

by Anonymousreply 5807/19/2014

R57, couldn't you set aside about two hours for just one evening to learn how to post a link where the photo shows online?

by Anonymousreply 5907/19/2014

Alan Valdez is ready for worshipping.

by Anonymousreply 6007/20/2014

You're taking a chance on approaching a hot guy in a gym unless you get some signals from him. A similar guy in a gay bar would obviously not be surprised at being approached with an offer of muscle worship.

by Anonymousreply 6107/20/2014

I would crawl over broken glass to get to the guy in r59's link.

by Anonymousreply 6207/20/2014

Tongue worship

by Anonymousreply 6307/21/2014

Pitiful

by Anonymousreply 6407/24/2014

No dude

by Anonymousreply 6512/24/2014

wow

by Anonymousreply 6602/27/2015

I would ask Brad

by Anonymousreply 6705/15/2015

I'm glad this thread only includes three fantasy scenarios. R42 definitely didn't happen for free.

by Anonymousreply 6805/15/2015
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