I'm thinking about doing this. There's this guy at the gym I'm obsessed with. He seems totally narcissistic and I suspect he would love to have another guy worship him. Has anyone attempted this?
Have you ever approached a hot guy in the gym and asked or even begged him for a private muscle worship session?
by Anonymous | reply 157 | December 6, 2021 4:28 AM |
How much are you going to offer him?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 25, 2010 11:13 PM |
[quote]Has anyone attempted this?
How can we reply to your question if you don't tell us what gym and his name? Maybe some of us have had him but we can't guess which time and place if you don't tell us.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 25, 2010 11:57 PM |
Could you put me in your Will first?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 26, 2010 12:00 AM |
Saunter up to him while nibbling on your finger. Raise your caftan slowly, hiss YUM! at him and turn around slowly, allowing him to breathe in the sweet smell of your exposed mussy.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 26, 2010 12:10 AM |
Do you have health insurance, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 26, 2010 12:20 AM |
[quote]or even begged him
I don't even know how to respond to something like this.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 26, 2010 12:23 AM |
Listen to Momma, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 26, 2010 12:25 AM |
Momma is hilarious!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 26, 2010 12:39 AM |
R2 = clueless flyover effeminate.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 26, 2010 1:09 AM |
Never done it before OP. But I have a couple of suggestions for you. Approach him and ask him about his workout routine. From the sound of it, he would probably enjoy a good conversation about himself.
Compliment him, not on his body at first, but his dedication and how much time he puts in, suggesting you wish you could do the same. But you aren't like him at all. And trust me he knows and thinks this already. This sets the dynamic that Kelly Killoren Bensimon so clearly laid out - "I am up here, and you're down there." He will appreciate that he has an admirer and someone who possibly envies him. See how receptive he is to this dynamic. If he seems into it, then you can move onto the next step.
Mention how you wish you could achieve, (insert body part here), and that you've been really working hard on it to know avail. Watch closely. If he flexes said body part, even slightly for you, you know that he has an exhibitionistic streak.
This is when you move into the discussion on the supplements he takes, protein shakes, pills, creatine, glutamine, whatever. All that stuff is expensive. Buy it yourself and get an extra. Casually give him the extra one saying you just picked it up. This introduces the idea of a monetary exchange and that you're good at listening and following his orders. Mention how expensive you found the stuff to be.
This is a several day, if not week, process depending on how often you see him. BUT if you make it to the final step and he is still entertaining / receptive to your conversations with him, this is when you strike.
Say, "look, you have an amazing body, I would be interested in helping you maintain it, (offering to buy supplements, or just handing over the cash), if you just let me watch you show it off a bit." "Show it off," is subtle enough. If you say worship, that sends out a red flag. Even if you say pose, that immediately conjures up you gawking and jacking while he strips down. Not saying that these things won't happen. But if you just say "Show off," that is playful enough and casual enough for him to accept. That could mean just flexing a bicep while you watch or full blown fellatio in front of a mirror after you've thoroughly oiled him down.
Just make sure you have a place available on the ready for all of this to go down. Because when he's hot for it, you've gotta move. There is no future, only now. And if he is at all str8, (and still entertaining this bullshit), mention that you have a lot of cold beer and some really hot pussy porn. In other str8 baiting instances, I personally always mention that I will purchase a membership to their favorite site.
Really interested in hearing how this works out for you OP. Report back.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 26, 2010 1:20 AM |
That was scary, r10.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 26, 2010 1:25 AM |
[R10] has a Phd in Creepy
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 26, 2010 1:39 AM |
R10 = Jake Cruise!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 26, 2010 1:48 AM |
Listen to r10, OP. He knows what he's talking about. This could be the start of something hot.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 26, 2010 2:02 AM |
This is REALLY not going to end well!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 26, 2010 2:08 AM |
r10 is my hero.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 26, 2010 2:18 AM |
R10 has got it goin on!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 26, 2010 6:16 AM |
R10, a new DL classic...you plannah, you.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 26, 2010 6:24 AM |
Ask indirectly like, "You ever do any modeling?"
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 26, 2010 6:43 AM |
It could turn out great....or not. He might literally punch and delete you!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 26, 2010 6:53 AM |
r9 is that self-hating weirdo who thinks that calling everyone "an effeminate" makes him butch and special.....not.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 26, 2010 6:56 AM |
We need an update, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 23, 2013 9:33 PM |
If I could catch one of the hot guys looking at me that way, I'd certainly give them the opportunity to worship my muscle/s.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 23, 2013 9:45 PM |
I want r10 stories!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 23, 2013 11:17 PM |
Need to know the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 23, 2013 11:24 PM |
Come back, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 24, 2013 7:46 PM |
Damn! I should have asked for OP's stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 24, 2013 8:16 PM |
Frequently, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 24, 2013 8:22 PM |
what exactly does 'muscle worship' entail?? Touching? Licking? Just looking?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 24, 2013 8:24 PM |
I would never do what OP is suggesting but I think you'd be better off approaching him on MH or Grindr. If you can't find him on there he's not likely to go for it anyway. Or find somebody on Rentboy that offers this service.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 24, 2013 9:22 PM |
dd
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 17, 2013 11:58 AM |
I am with [R10]
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 17, 2013 12:21 PM |
What DC gym has the hottest muscular dudes?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 19, 2013 4:49 PM |
I think you should avoid this guy and stick to Big pecs that jut out #2. It's safer, op.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 20, 2013 1:48 AM |
most guys like that will enforce a strict NO FATS, NO FEMMES, NO ASIANS, mentality
so don't come crying to us op if it goes poorly. Yoou've been warned.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 20, 2013 1:50 AM |
OP, you are gonna end being tied to a Wyoming fence and left to die in a brokeback second.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 20, 2013 2:37 AM |
No, but I once followed home a totally hot, muscular white/Asian guy from my gym who had an ass so big that it was in Recker terriotry. I used to briefly chat him up, but never had the guts to tell him I wanted to fuck him. He lived about 5 minutes by car from the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 20, 2013 2:42 AM |
What about afterwards, OP? Will he avoid you altogether, or glance knowingly at you, reveling in the afterglow of your secret tryst. Will you have to change gyms? Will you be able to live with yourself when you realize that the stench of your limitless shame will never wash off?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 20, 2013 2:55 AM |
I have, although I was cautious. The particulars: I asked him what he does to get “a particular cut” in his chest. He showed me some exercises. I got to know him over several weeks. I got horny when I discovered naked bodybuilders online. I bought a camera. I told him I was taking a photography class. I asked him if he would pose (not nude) for my “homework.” (I know. I’m a bad, bad boy.) He agreed. We set a date to meet at my place. I provided clothing to wear (see-thru shirt and khakis, spandex tee-shirt and tights, modest speedo.) I showed him a micro-posing suit and asked if he was comfortable wearing it. He was. His ungroomed bush peeked out above it. We joked about it and he pulled the suit up. Eventually he stopped trying to hide it. I asked if he would like to pose nude if I didn’t share the photos. He dropped the posing suit. As I was shooting he started getting hard. He apologized. I told him to let it happen. I stopped taking photos when he got fully erect. He was into it. I didn’t have to ask permission. My jaw got a workout. It was a win-win. I didn’t act differently after. He didn’t either. We were fine at the gym. From time to time he’d ask to shoot again, (not photographs.) It went on until he moved away.
I do suggest caution. Be patient so events fall in line. Retreat the first moment you sense a “no”. I’ve been there, too. Remain friendly as he permits.
It feels dirtier talking about it than actually doing it.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 20, 2013 4:05 AM |
Bowing to r10 and r42, kings.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 20, 2013 4:14 AM |
elaborate fake story thread
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 20, 2013 4:37 AM |
No. But, then, I'm not a whore.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 20, 2013 4:45 AM |
This will end in tears.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 20, 2013 4:50 AM |
no
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 13, 2013 2:33 PM |
Not worth the effort or embarrassment. Just surf flickr or tumblr for muscle hunk pics, and you can have any stud you want in your bedroom with a big screen HDTV.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 1, 2014 5:00 PM |
It happens all the time. Usually, though, it's one's trainer (after a few sessions), or someone you've chatted with. Just make sure to emphasize they'll get PAID.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 1, 2014 5:04 PM |
paid for what?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 1, 2014 6:01 PM |
Muscle worship doesn't include actual sex. Maybe you get to touch his muscles, but probably not his cock, even if he's wearing shorts. So I say you might as well just get your jollies with pics displayed on a large HDTV. You could probably afford one with the cost of a few muscle worship sessions. But some people have money to burn, so by all means, burn it if you like.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 1, 2014 6:35 PM |
if he has already heard you shreeeeeeek about something, probably not. but if you have managed to not shreeeeeeek near him, then you may have a chance.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 20, 2014 2:42 AM |
I never tried it in a gym but I did approach a muscle guy in a bar. It led to a good time.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 20, 2014 2:55 AM |
"Aren't Turkish prison and gladiator movies the best thing -ever-, Timmy???"
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 20, 2014 3:04 AM |
R57, couldn't you set aside about two hours for just one evening to learn how to post a link where the photo shows online?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 20, 2014 3:08 AM |
You're taking a chance on approaching a hot guy in a gym unless you get some signals from him. A similar guy in a gay bar would obviously not be surprised at being approached with an offer of muscle worship.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 21, 2014 1:03 AM |
I would crawl over broken glass to get to the guy in r59's link.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 21, 2014 1:14 AM |
Pitiful
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 24, 2014 5:18 AM |
No dude
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 24, 2014 11:36 AM |
wow
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 27, 2015 5:35 PM |
I'm glad this thread only includes three fantasy scenarios. R42 definitely didn't happen for free.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 15, 2015 6:13 PM |
Is he the same guy who walks around with the gallon jug of water or another guy?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 9, 2015 10:33 AM |
OP, there are plenty of whores who will gladly take your money for this.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 9, 2015 10:47 AM |
This never happened.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 9, 2015 10:49 AM |
R71, but they likely have STDs
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 9, 2015 11:18 AM |
I have a freind who for years has been doing almost exactly what R10 is suggesting. My friend works oUT a lot and is fairly masculine so I don't know if that makes a diffetence. After doing what R10 reccomends he has this whole shtick about how he is an agent for male and female strippers. He even has a business card. The eventually he brings up the notion that there is more money to be made at gay clubs and events. He then actually finds and books them work often where there is out of town travel and shared hotel rooms. He would claim that for the truly straight ones there was never sex. He does try to set up things to happen though always careful that there would never be a violent response.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 12, 2015 8:07 PM |
OP, they're all gonna laugh at you!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 12, 2015 8:20 PM |
So, I approached thus jacked hot Asian dude whose body is unreal yesterday. I asked him what he does for his back. He showed me around the gym illustrating the exercises he does. He said we should work out together. Now, I have his number and Facebook.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 14, 2015 4:42 PM |
Tell him you are a medical researcher and would pay him $100 to fart in a balloon to analyze his metabolic byproducts. Also say the results would be appearing in the Harvard Medical Journal.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 22, 2015 5:08 PM |
I have actually.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 25, 2015 3:50 AM |
Nope never have. Did a few years ago though have a totally hot guy who obviously loved showing off approach me for a "closer look" as he grabbed his crotch. He was pretty brazen in soliciting his services in saying "I'm sure we could work out a deal for the full package". I was pretty stunned by the whole thing. Guess it was too obvious i was checking him out
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 30, 2015 2:42 PM |
I used to compete in bodybuilding. A guy who goes to contests and photographs them would send me pictures. One day, at the gym, he offered to take pictures of me outside in the sunlight. I agreed. This might be a way to get a guy to agree to muscle worship. Do it gradually, follow all the steps.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 30, 2015 3:53 PM |
I did and he laughed awkwardly.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 30, 2015 3:59 PM |
Uh, no.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 30, 2015 4:24 PM |
r83 is a BAE
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 2, 2015 3:40 PM |
r81 is a total Alpha Male stud
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 2, 2015 6:27 PM |
i have. i worship my male personal trainer's feet all the time and his meat.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 2, 2015 6:30 PM |
i love p.t.'s feet!!!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 2, 2015 7:37 PM |
oh wow bro
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 8, 2015 3:51 PM |
R81 Eeewwww.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 8, 2015 10:20 PM |
r69 and r67 have gifs of models from Maskurbate.com.
Go there to find the names.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 4, 2016 9:28 PM |
No, but this hot Latin dude approached me. I was flattered, but I was also creeped out by how forward he was. He tried to grab my hand in an intimate way in front of some other guys I was working out, and I sort of recoiled my hand back. He looked ashamed, but he should not have tried something so overt in front of other guys.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 5, 2016 3:49 PM |
Tell him the gym received an important telegram that's waiting for him in the locker room. Then, rig up in there an enormous net you can spring on him. You've got to time this exactly right so that no one sees you putting up the net trap. Once you've caught him, chloroform him and bring him back to a secret locked shed in your backyard. If you've tied him down securely, you can enjoy his body for several days before he dies of thirst.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 5, 2016 3:56 PM |
huh?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 5, 2016 4:40 PM |
OP, I went for it. He beat the shit out of me (amazingly hot contact!) and then had his junkie poz drug dealers gang rape me in the alley behind the gym (so-so experience). Win win!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 5, 2016 5:58 PM |
dont be perverted, r99
by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 5, 2016 8:23 PM |
I beg to worship guys feet at the gym. Lots of hookups with hot str8 guys.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 5, 2016 11:28 PM |
hot str8 jock dude bros? right.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 5, 2016 11:31 PM |
R10 is genius!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 6, 2016 6:24 AM |
Loln
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 2, 2016 7:37 PM |
Yumm
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 30, 2016 4:58 PM |
Dang
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 1, 2016 1:57 PM |
Hmmm
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 28, 2016 9:17 AM |
I don't worship muscles; I worship hung dicks.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 28, 2016 9:24 AM |
I don't care about dick. It's all about the physique bro
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 1, 2016 1:33 AM |
I just tug on his manbun as I walk by. Then wink.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 5, 2016 11:10 PM |
Is this a Noodles thread?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 22, 2016 11:24 AM |
OP just remember that whatever you say to him he has already heard before many times over, and he will have a standard reply.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | September 22, 2016 12:17 PM |
That's why you have to be authentic friends with the dude first
by Anonymous | reply 115 | September 22, 2016 12:36 PM |
OP did he PIITB?
by Anonymous | reply 116 | September 22, 2016 12:47 PM |
Dang
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 10, 2016 11:18 PM |
Hmmm
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 28, 2017 12:12 AM |
Muscle worship CAN include sex, r52.
Cocks and sphincters are MUSCLES.
It all just depends on the guy. The typical, douchey and square straight guy WON'T allow sex.
But the cool ones WILL.
Everyone is potentially bisexual, it all just depends on the interest and willingness.
If you're into muscle worship, you SHOULD support the bodybuilders who put out more than the prudes/bigots.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 8, 2017 5:30 AM |
Can I have your things, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 8, 2017 6:13 AM |
Hmmm
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 1, 2017 2:00 AM |
My best friend was driving next to a guy and they exchanged"glances.". My friend was certain that there was a "connection, followed him home, and left a message for for him in his mailbox. The guy freaked out and threatened to report him as a stalker. It was a very uncomfortable week of waiting for a knock from the police.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 1, 2017 2:38 AM |
This is absolutely true. My gym has more than its share of huge guys. Much bigger than the guys posted above. Roided beasts. This one guy who had eyes for one of the biggest brought him a boquet of flowers. Walked right up to him and gave it to him while he was working out. He was dead serious.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 1, 2017 3:02 AM |
That was a stupid and weird thing to do
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 1, 2017 11:21 AM |
Hmmm
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 4, 2017 4:10 PM |
Is this hot muscleman gay? If so, prepare yourself for a rejection unless you have the same body as he has. If not, prepare yourself for a punch in the face, ridicule, or expulsion from the gym. (Unless it's a gay gym.)
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 4, 2017 4:19 PM |
Send us photos from the emergency room!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 4, 2017 4:19 PM |
Yeah
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 4, 2017 4:27 PM |
Why do some old threads close and other like this one, seven years old, stay open to bumping?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 29, 2017 11:05 AM |
We knew two fabulous elder sisters who did something similarly, sometimes they got beat up but usually they scored big!
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 29, 2017 12:15 PM |
R10 is impressive.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 29, 2017 2:15 PM |
Amazing
by Anonymous | reply 133 | January 27, 2018 1:53 PM |
Tell him you are a beginning photographer and your course work includes portraiture and nudes. Say you are looking for a model and you will pay him. $50 per hour.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | January 27, 2018 2:02 PM |
[quote] breathe in the sweet smell of your exposed mussy.
That's a yeast infection
by Anonymous | reply 135 | January 27, 2018 2:09 PM |
What would be the average cost roughly of a decent muscle worship session of say an hour or two?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | January 27, 2018 2:16 PM |
Good grief dude
by Anonymous | reply 137 | January 27, 2018 2:17 PM |
Most "hot guys" in the gym are homosexuals.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | January 27, 2018 2:37 PM |
Zack's muscle worship video. Follow Zack @zack_lemec
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 21, 2018 4:15 PM |
He is going to beat the crap out of you.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 21, 2018 4:38 PM |
Maybe
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 22, 2018 10:44 AM |
[R10] You’re a bad ass, clearly you paid attention in psych 101. You actually have a though process and can register a decent outcome.....unlike the other dumb bitches around here. I applaud your charisma and intelligence!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 22, 2018 11:01 AM |
Oh my
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 16, 2018 2:38 PM |
You could do what a guy did at my gym.
Bring him flowers and present them to him while he is working out.
And no, it was no joke or setup. The guy just walked up to him, gave him the flowers, talked a bit, them left. The massive bodybuilder then just looked around with a WTF look at everybody.
I was doing cardio and saw it all.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | November 16, 2018 2:46 PM |
Why did a 9-year-old, inane thread get bumped?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 16, 2018 2:51 PM |
Wow r144. That’s cray
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 26, 2019 1:00 AM |
Tell him you have a terrible disease and the only way to cure it is to worship his cock/feet.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 26, 2019 1:26 AM |
Oh wow
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 26, 2019 11:15 AM |
Don’t be creepy
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 18, 2019 5:22 PM |
What's a gym?
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 18, 2019 5:25 PM |
It’s worth the chance they will say yes
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 1, 2020 12:31 AM |
Begging is not a good look. Get him alone, get him drunk, then charm him and slowly stroke his ego. Patience is the only way to do it right. I've seen it done by a masterful seducer.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 1, 2020 12:47 AM |
Oh wow
by Anonymous | reply 154 | January 3, 2021 4:20 AM |
If you're serious about approaching him, my advice is that you write him a note, hand it to him politely and say "This is for you," then say "have a good day" and walk away. If you proposition him verbally right then and there, you'll place him in a very awkward position, and he might react very badly for that reason.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | December 6, 2021 12:55 AM |
Hot r155. I wish someone would let me do that.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | December 6, 2021 4:28 AM |