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Zak Bagans from "Ghost Adventures"

He of the tight t-shirts and big biceps. What do we know?

by Anonymousreply 6405/12/2015

When Zak gets scared, he's acts girly.

by Anonymousreply 209/12/2010

I hate his provocation techniques and macho shit. But I love his assistant who is constantly spooked and bug-eyed. Zak is hot until he opens his mouth - and all that Bro shit is just sooo tired and put on.

by Anonymousreply 309/12/2010

That bro and dude shit sounds so inauthentic.

by Anonymousreply 409/12/2010

Hey ghost! Dude! You work out?

by Anonymousreply 509/12/2010

It's a shame that the word "retarded" has fallen out of favor.

by Anonymousreply 809/12/2010

That is another thread altogether, R8. I refuse to stop using a perfectly apt adjective. Who has deemed that "retarded" is no longer acceptable? Retards can't get offended for themselves.

by Anonymousreply 909/12/2010

On one of the show, Zak had to tread through a rattle snake infested hill. He asked his assistant if he was bitten, would he suck the venom out of his leg. Assistant weakly said he wouldn't suck anything out of him.

by Anonymousreply 1009/12/2010

I love the enhanced audio where the ghosts are talking and you're being told what they said. It just sounds like nothing.

by Anonymousreply 1109/13/2010

Much hotter than his brother Bilbo.

by Anonymousreply 1209/13/2010

The steroids have addled his brain.

by Anonymousreply 1309/13/2010

He loves his arms.

by Anonymousreply 1409/13/2010

He is known only as Douche Bagans around here.

by Anonymousreply 1509/13/2010

Bad link, R14.%0D %0D Anyone have hawt pix?

by Anonymousreply 1609/13/2010

I am surprised that there are almost no pix of him shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 1809/13/2010

"He is known only as Douche Bagans around here."

And he's known as Bilbo Bagans around here.

by Anonymousreply 1909/13/2010

I'm sure Zak has micropenis from all of the roids anyway.

For the life of me, I don't understand why I'm so into watching Ghost Adventures. I think all three douchebags are dumb as a particularly stupid box of hair and I am well known as a skeptic.

I guess it's because they do go to some architecturally fascinating locations, if only to "DUDE! BRO!" all over them,

by Anonymousreply 2109/13/2010

I watch them purely out of curiosity. The more I watch the less likely I am to believe in ghosts etc.

Why turn the lights out? "Ghosts cause the hair on my arm to stand up." That is a normal fear reaction, not ghostly.

Still, many people seem to have had compelling events occur. Whether they were paranormal remains to be seen.

by Anonymousreply 2209/13/2010

Roids causes testicular shrinkage, resulting in the illusion of dicks looking bigger. Take a look at all the old Colt photosets. Big dicks, pea sized balls.

by Anonymousreply 2309/13/2010

At times Tango and Steve Gonsalves seem like a couple to me.

by Anonymousreply 2509/13/2010

I've been watching this show a while and I wondered why no one on DL seemed to be talking about it considering all the muscles it features. They spend a lot of time hollering, freaking out and cursing at nothing and it all seems totally fake, yet I still get sucked into watching every time.

by Anonymousreply 2609/13/2010

As opposed to other Ghost Hunting shows, Ghost Adventures IS entertaining and scary to watch.

by Anonymousreply 2709/13/2010

I would love to just hang out with him and go Ghost Hunting.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 2809/13/2010

I just wanna swing on his arms.

by Anonymousreply 2909/13/2010

good shirtless pic.

Yeah, I'd do him.

by Anonymousreply 3009/13/2010

They're always freaking out about their batteries going dead.

How come whoever is taping THEM never has that problem with THEIR cameras?

I could ask the same thing about any of the ghost hunting shows.

by Anonymousreply 3109/13/2010

He looks like Gayle Harrold to me.

by Anonymousreply 3209/13/2010

Just remember people. This show (as well as the other ghost shows) is meant to entertain, not inform. If there is nothing of interest to show, they'll make something up. In other words these shows are complete frauds.

by Anonymousreply 3409/13/2010

Good point R31 - never thought of that.

I went through a huge ghost show phase - some seemed real, most was 39 minutes and 1 minute of actual "evidence".

Although I see the camera evidence on different shows, the idea of ghosts still just don't seem reasonable to me. And I'm saying that with having a "ghost" experience myself, believe it or not.

by Anonymousreply 3509/13/2010

Cameras everywhere and yet someone shouts "Over there! I see something over there!" and no one manages to capture it.

by Anonymousreply 3609/13/2010

If I met Zak Bagans I'd tell him I am a ghost and watch him shit his pants

by Anonymousreply 3709/13/2010

Jesus Christ R16 just type his name into the field at the link.

How fucking lazy are you?

by Anonymousreply 3809/13/2010

I heard he has pec implants.

by Anonymousreply 3909/13/2010

I think half his workout is doing preacher curls. Reminds me a bit of Manderson.

by Anonymousreply 4009/13/2010

Great body but the face of a frightened rooster and the beady eyes of a mole rat..

That douche bag hair do of his is ridiculous. The last episode Zak had it all combed forwards like some kind of ugly hat. Someone needs to talk to that boy.

by Anonymousreply 4109/15/2010

Total douche, but I love his long fingers. I'm completely fascinated with them.

by Anonymousreply 4209/17/2010

R41 love that description of his face. He's totally ugly with a hot body. And I can't stand his stupid baggy pants. Seriously who wears those anymore.

by Anonymousreply 4303/19/2011

he is a ROYAL FUCKING DOUCHE!!! his hair friggin blows, his lame ass raver pants blow, his too tight t shirts blow, and his fucking stupid tattoos blow. i cant believe women think that skeevy mangina is hot, and yes i'm a woman. he totally kisses himself in the mirror, in fact when his bathroom is steamy after his shower you can see tongue marks all over it from where he tries to french himself. i heard he had ribs removed to he can blow himself. i friggin LOATHE him! he's known as DILDO BAGGINS around here

by Anonymousreply 4403/26/2011

But I love him!

by Anonymousreply 4503/26/2011

saw a post on my grinder ap about month or so back, "Zack" with his pic, sure, could easily be someone posing as him, but it turns out that at the same time he had rented a home in Carmel, about 45 min from where I live, when I contacted "Zack" with a joke message "I have EVP's in My BVD's" he instantly got off line, later the same thing happened when I saw him again and said "I have a shadow person in my shorts, come exersize it"...just a coincidence?

by Anonymousreply 4612/08/2012

I find him hot. I also find Nick hot too.

by Anonymousreply 4701/04/2013

for real, r48?

by Anonymousreply 4901/04/2013

Good tea if it's true, R48.

To me Nick pings like mad (yes, I know he has a wife and child).

by Anonymousreply 5001/04/2013

I don't care too much for Zak..too roided and over the top. But I'd happily be spit roasted by Nick and Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 5101/04/2013

^ You'd have to tape Aaron's mouth shut or he'd be all "BRO, I'M CUMMING!"

by Anonymousreply 5201/04/2013

Watching tonight. They're getting better-looking each episode. I found out that Nick Groff likes to visit my hometown where he grew up.

by Anonymousreply 5301/18/2014

Nick quit the show. Waah!

by Anonymousreply 5401/24/2015

Since when is getting told to leave the equivalent of quitting?

by Anonymousreply 5501/24/2015

^ Huh?

by Anonymousreply 5601/24/2015

FIRED, baby, FIRED! Mr. Mayer told him that he was "Hollywood royalty" turned "box office poison!"

by Anonymousreply 5701/24/2015

Seriously, what happened to Nick? I always suspected he and Bagans weren't the best of buddies.

by Anonymousreply 5803/07/2015

He comes across as queer to me, with his brown fake tan, dyed jet black hair done in some Kenneth Williams(Julius Caesar) haircut. Poofified if you ask me.

by Anonymousreply 5904/23/2015

He only gets on grindr when the demons possess him. They always leave his body right as his trick is splattering a load on his face and hair.

by Anonymousreply 6004/23/2015

I love Zak! He's unintentionally hilarious and nice to look at.

by Anonymousreply 6104/23/2015

I love him too but I don't get to see his show anymore.

I was always a little curious about his sexuality.

I will say, they have gotten a couple of apparitions on tape and I believe Ghost Hunters only have one apparition on video.

by Anonymousreply 6204/23/2015

tbh i used to like him and then i did some digging and found out he's pretty much a grade A douche. he kind of looks orange and it's no surprise to me that he's into "jersey shore", drawn on eyebrows looking girls (just look at tana cogan, his current gf that he always seems to be cheating on.) overall, he seems pretty fake and aaron goodwin is a much better person than he is.

by Anonymousreply 6305/12/2015

what happened to Nick Groff (sp?) who was the best looking of the original crew? he seemed to leave the show / crew with no warning, message, etc.

by Anonymousreply 6405/12/2015
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