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Nick Jonas''s ass

I want to go there.

by Anonymousreply 25005/11/2014


by Anonymousreply 108/29/2010

Joe's ass is nice too

by Anonymousreply 208/29/2010

Is Joe gay? His friends are very questionable%0D %0D Look at them!

by Anonymousreply 308/29/2010

wow those pants are tight r1, he damn near presented his hole.

by Anonymousreply 408/29/2010

I don't think any of them are straight. Kevin has a beard but they sleep in separate bedrooms.

by Anonymousreply 508/29/2010

wait... are they all gay?

by Anonymousreply 608/29/2010

Nick is not gay.

by Anonymousreply 708/29/2010

In r3's pic, that fey dude on the right has been photographed with him a LOT. Just sayin.

by Anonymousreply 808/29/2010

OMFG! I would pay major mullah to tap that ass!

by Anonymousreply 908/29/2010

Come on, Nick. You could have worn even tighter pants. I knew tight pants were making a comeback, just didn't know one of the Jonas Bros%0D was in the forefront (really the backfront).

by Anonymousreply 1008/29/2010

R3. So you say Joe's friend are questionably gay? I'd say it's Joe who is questionable.

by Anonymousreply 1108/29/2010

Joe's bf is a french disney actor name Martin. They've been together for over 2 years

by Anonymousreply 1208/29/2010

Nick is the cutest of the brothers

by Anonymousreply 1308/29/2010

"Nick is not gay."%0D %0D Special forces Parakeets in commando uniforms fly over him in formation. %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1408/29/2010

Those Jonas Brothers fans are NUTS (even I have been getting tweets from them about Nick Jonas indirectly from this):

Saturday, August 28, 2010

The Jonas Brother and Cosette

With the advent of social networking and sites like Twitter, it has become easy for fans to connect with artists they admire. It makes it easy for fans to directly contact artists and for artists to safely respond (at least mostly) to fans personally in 140 characters or less.

Unfortunately, the respect and awe that fans have had for performers in the past seems to be deteriorating as artists become more accessible and as a younger generation comes up and can't see the value of the past artists who made it possible for their favourite performer to be where they are now.

This blog was inspired by a recent thread on Twitter between Rebecca Caine (original Cosette in Les Mis, original Christine in the Toronto production of Phantom who I used as an example in a previous blog: So You Want to Play Christine ) and a fan girl of Nick Jonas.

I learned to sing Cosette by listening to and imitating Ms. Caine's recording. Since she originated the role, she is someone I look up to and admire. There is a kind of reverence and mysticism I feel toward her. Since I have begun following her on Twitter, my admiration of her has grown. She is smart, funny, and entertaining. I was THRILLED when she began following ME on Twitter, and I have been lucky enough to receive an occasional direct comment from her.

Last night, I saw Ms Caine start to retweet comments from a Jonas Brothers fan girl. Now, I don't know much about the Jonas Brothers beyond the fact that they're a manufactured Disney singing group. They seem to have a fairly wholesome image, and, obviously, have a rabid fab base of tweenage girls. I actually worked one of their concerts. Before the concert began, they had a dedicated phone number that fans could text comments to. The comments were then displayed on the big screen above the stage. Lemme tell you, some of these texts SCARED me! Completely obsessive. These fans really don't seem to have a total grasp on reality. Yes, I was a tween once upon a time, had my celebrity crushes (Ha! STILL have my celebrity crushes), had my moments of silly fan-girldom, but, I never based my LIFE on these people the way these girls do! I always knew I would probably never meet any of them, and that they would probably never even be aware I existed.

Back to the fan girl in question.... As near as I can tell, this all started because of the upcoming O2 concert performance of Les Miserables. Nick Jonas - who has already been playing the role in the West End - has been cast as Marius. I'm sure this has all the tween fan girls swooning. For some unknown reason, it appears some of these fan girls got it into their heads that Ms Caine knows him. Now, she was Cosette TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO! She has no involvement with the current production/cast. She has moved on to other projects, and has been doing quite well for herself, thank you very much. Fan girls apparently began sending her pics of said Jonas Brother, and asking her questions about him and the production. As any sane person would, Ms Caine sent out this plea: "I don't know Nick Jonas, I've never heard any Jonas bros music and I wouldn't recognize them in a police line up! Why me?" Seems fairly reasonable to me. Her next tweet: "Oh dear God, I don't need photos of the young Jonas brothers. I did Les Mis 25 years ago! I am old enough to be the kids granny!" Still seems pretty rational.

Apparently, however, a fan girl disagreed - calling out Ms. Caine for being rude. Wait...what? Letting everyone who is tweeting unwanted fan-girl Jonas Brothers propaganda at you know that you have no information or interest in Nick Jonas is rude? What about the unwanted Jonas Brothers spam? What about speaking disrespectfully to someone who has done nothing disrespectful to you? Fan girl then Tweets: "Then whyd you say "why me?" He's a handsome&talented young man. Nothing to complain about. Big whoop, you "created Cosette""

Hold up! "Big whoop" ?!?!?! This is the first moment that I began to get offended. Hell YES that's a "big whoop"! Ms Caine's performance is part of the reason Les Mis became such a success! Because of her - and the other performers who originated that show - it is STILL running, and Nick Jonas has a JOB. Without the people who created these characters, there would be no show running now! And, I'm disrespect to Nick Jonas here - I don't know him or much about him - but, performers like Ms Caine have longevity (25 years after Les Mis, she STILL has a career) and the teeny bopper teen icons rarely do.

The final straw for me was this Tweet from said fan girl: " FYfuckingI You should feel damn lucky playing Cosette opposite of NJ. Rude. Rude. Rude. Twitter name suits you well, diva;)" EXCUSE ME?!?!!? I doubt this girl can be more than 16. Forget WHO Rebecca Caine is for a moment. She is old enough to be this twits MOTHER. What is wrong with this girl that she feels she can speak to ANYONE like this? I'm not sure what offends me more...the profanity or the IGNORANCE. You'd think she'd at least know Rebecca Caine is NOT playing Cosette opposite Nick Jonas...seriously, that would be creepy!

As an artist, if one of my fans were behaving in such a manner towards another artist - ostensibly in DEFENSE of me for something that does not NEED defending - *I* would be offended if I were aware of it. I HOPE that someone who looks up to me and considers them self to be a fan of mine would have more class and DO THEIR HOMEWORK on the career of another artist before saying ANYTHING negative about that artist.

Honestly, people need lessons in RESPECT, BOUNDARIES, and CLASS. NO ONE should ever speak to someone in such a disrespectful manner. You are a CHILD addressing a theatrical ICON. A woman who has CREATED some iconic roles, and continues to create. A woman who made it POSSIBLE for your tweenage crush to be performing in the O2 concert. For all that, she deserves the RESPECT and admiration of the "younger generation."

I wish Nick Jonas the best in the O2 concert. I wish him the best in his career. I don't hold the poor behaviour of a small portion of his fan base against him. I do hope, if he becomes aware of this situation, he addresses his fan base and explains that it reflects badly on him when they behave badly in his name.

by Anonymousreply 1508/29/2010

But they are fucking ugly. ewwww

by Anonymousreply 1608/29/2010

Nick J all wet ;-)

by Anonymousreply 1708/29/2010


by Anonymousreply 1808/29/2010

Joe always pinged for me, now I guess we more or less have proof.

by Anonymousreply 1908/29/2010

[quote] Joe's bf is a french disney actor name Martin. They've been together for over 2 years%0D %0D I think that Joe and Martin make a very cute couple. Oh, to be young and beautiful and in love.%0D %0D They look very happy together, and somehow, they just... match.%0D %0D Good for them. At least he's not bearding like Kevin.

by Anonymousreply 2008/30/2010

Damn, Nick is hot. Look at those perky nipples! No wonder Joe wants to kiss him so badly.

by Anonymousreply 2108/30/2010

Are you implying there is incest?

by Anonymousreply 2208/30/2010

Here is Joe and bf Martin at a gym in WEHO

by Anonymousreply 2308/30/2010

Aww what a cute couple

by Anonymousreply 2408/30/2010

Okay, so who's the bottom in that relationship, R23? Because it's the first time that I have no clue. My guess is that a double-headed dildo is involved.

by Anonymousreply 2508/30/2010

I wonder what Joe's fundie family thinks about his boyfriend? I'm sure they're not amused. No wonder he had to go all the way to France to find a b/f.

by Anonymousreply 2608/30/2010

old pic of a guy kissing Joe's bf neck

by Anonymousreply 2708/30/2010

Because all gay men are into anal, R25.

by Anonymousreply 2808/30/2010

Yah, I'd tap that. NJ has gotten pretty buff lately.

by Anonymousreply 2908/30/2010

Joe's bf underwear and modeling pics

by Anonymousreply 3008/30/2010

Oh, Mary. Now THAT'S an incriminating photo, R27. Anyone who disputes Joe's "gayness" now is just fooling themselves.%0D %0D Joe's gay and his boyfriend is a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 3108/30/2010

Exactly, R28. It irritates me when some people here assume that everyone is into anal and that there must always be a "top" and a "bottom".

by Anonymousreply 3208/30/2010

I don't care whether anybody is into anal or not, what irritates me is that people still assume only one can be the top and only one can be the bottom. Most gay men are versatile.

by Anonymousreply 3308/30/2010

[quote] It irritates me when some people here assume that everyone is into anal and that there must always be a "top" and a "bottom".%0D %0D You're right. Most gay guys just like to hop, skip, and hold hands.%0D %0D None of that icky sex stuff.%0D %0D Ew.

by Anonymousreply 3408/30/2010

I change my mind.%0D %0D Martin's probably not gay just european were it's ok to kiss guys on the neck.%0D %0D No biggie.

by Anonymousreply 3508/30/2010

Can we please go back to talking about Nick's ass?

Imagine pulling apart the cheeks and watching his hole wink at you.

by Anonymousreply 3608/30/2010

R34, don't you realize that some people are just into oral?

by Anonymousreply 3708/30/2010

[quote] don't you realize that some people are just into oral?%0D %0D Oh, I forgot. You're not gay. You're GOYS. You don't identify with gays, because you're not gay. You're just guys who are attracted to other guys.%0D %0D Which means you're not gay. You like to kiss guys, and suck their dicks, but that doesn't make you gay. It makes you a GOY. lol. Go tell that to a straight guy, so they can STILL call you a fag and laugh in your face.%0D %0D Some of you people are so incredibly stupid. You think that by dis-associating yourself from anal sex makes you any less gay. Fucking idiots.%0D %0D YOU may think that you're on some higher strata of man-man love, but the reality is that by ANYONE ELSE'S definition, you're still gay. GAY GAY GAY. Get it? YOU'RE GAY!%0D %0D *rolling eyes and laughing at you*

by Anonymousreply 3808/30/2010

You're the idiot, R38.

by Anonymousreply 3908/30/2010

[quote] Honestly, people need lessons in RESPECT, BOUNDARIES, and CLASS.

I have stated my boundaries, Rainsong.

by Anonymousreply 4008/30/2010

Yes, they all have nice bodies but unfortunately their faces are not all that great. With just a wardrobe change all three of them could easily be confused with Middle Eastern terrorists.

by Anonymousreply 4108/30/2010

ROFL, R41.%0D %0D I don't know how you came up with that shit, but that was funny as hell!

by Anonymousreply 4208/30/2010

I actually think Joe is the cutest of the brothers. But he really needs to stop dating guys who wear blouses. I curse Big Brother's Dustin for that.

by Anonymousreply 4308/30/2010

LOL 4 EVER [R41]

by Anonymousreply 4408/30/2010

Oh who cares about these talentless vapid dull boys. Honestly people get a life.

by Anonymousreply 4508/30/2010

Is it true that the Jonas brothers have black blood in them? I read somewhere that they have African American heritage somewhere in the family tree.%0D %0D True or false?

by Anonymousreply 4608/30/2010

I want to part Nick's round smooth ass cheeks and plunge my face into his crack and then tenderly lick all the hairs growing out of his pungent pink hole.

by Anonymousreply 4708/30/2010

I swear their choice of pants gets tighter, and tighter and tighter.

How can they walk?

by Anonymousreply 4808/31/2010

And on 16/09 you legally can OP

by Anonymousreply 4908/31/2010

Do you think those Jonas boy-men are wearing support garments made from elastic mesh beneath their baseball uniforms?

by Anonymousreply 5008/31/2010

What powerful descriptors r47!

by Anonymousreply 5108/31/2010

Nick turns 18 next week.

by Anonymousreply 5209/05/2010

That is not Joe kissing a guy's neck, not even close to looking like him.

by Anonymousreply 5309/05/2010

Pay attention Cheryl, nobody said it was Joe kissing the guy's neck. The kissee in that picture is Joe's BF.

by Anonymousreply 5409/05/2010

lol thats not Joe's boyfriend but Martin is gay.

by Anonymousreply 5509/05/2010

All those kids need an eyebrow waxing in the worst way. WTF, Disney?

by Anonymousreply 5609/05/2010

Interviewer: I understand that one of you is married.%0D Kevin: Yes.%0D Interviewer: I guess my question is, why?%0D %0D The interview was suppose to be a joke but watch their expression when the interviewer asked that question to Kevin ..fake nervous laughed especially Kevin.

by Anonymousreply 5709/05/2010

R14 thanks for the laugh! Special Forces Parakeets...indeed.

by Anonymousreply 5809/05/2010

Another picture of Joe's boyfriend Martin in his underwear.%0D %0D He's uncut.

by Anonymousreply 5909/05/2010

Joe is dating Ashley Greene now.

by Anonymousreply 6009/05/2010


by Anonymousreply 6109/05/2010

r43, I totally agree.

by Anonymousreply 6209/08/2010


by Anonymousreply 6309/08/2010

I'd totally do them all, but buying or listening to their songs? No way.

by Anonymousreply 6409/08/2010

wow r63, put down the caffeine.

by Anonymousreply 6509/08/2010

All of the Jonas brothers have nice asses and they do everything in their power to make sure that people see those asses too.%0D %0D They wear the tightest pants in the world. It's almost like they're showing off for the dominate male in a mating ritual or something.

by Anonymousreply 6609/09/2010

Of course they have great butts.

They're the JonASS brothers, fer chrissakes.

by Anonymousreply 6709/09/2010

Six days to Nick's 18th birthday.

by Anonymousreply 6809/10/2010

Desperate much, R68?

by Anonymousreply 6909/10/2010

I only ever come to DL now just to look at the pics in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 7009/10/2010

Ha! British diver Tom Daley laughs at the inferiority of Nick Jonas's ass. %0D %0D Top this bitches!

by Anonymousreply 7109/11/2010

Wow! Get that kid on a stripper pole.

by Anonymousreply 7209/12/2010

18 today

by Anonymousreply 7309/16/2010

I wonder if Bryan Singer hosts a special party just for this very occasion?

by Anonymousreply 7409/16/2010

I wonder if Nick still has his butt cherry.

by Anonymousreply 7509/20/2010

quote[I wonder if Nick still has his butt cherry.]

Not if Missy Joe babysits when the parents go out...

by Anonymousreply 7609/20/2010

Ooops. Lemme try that again.

[quote]I wonder if Nick still has his butt cherry.

Not if Missy Joe babysits when the parents go out...

by Anonymousreply 7709/20/2010

Riddle me this...

Why would Nick Jonas pop a boner when he's sandwiched in between his older brothers???

I swear, they are one VERY strange family.

by Anonymousreply 7809/20/2010

Nick's ass is perfection.

by Anonymousreply 7909/21/2010


"Incest is best" is the family motto.

by Anonymousreply 8009/21/2010

[quote] "Incest is best" is the family motto.

I guess the purity rings they wear is their secret promise TO each other that they're saving their butt cherries FOR each other.

by Anonymousreply 8109/22/2010

Does Joe still were a purity ring?

by Anonymousreply 8210/01/2010

hell no. Him and Ash are probably fucking like jack rabbits, even if it is some kind of PR stunt

by Anonymousreply 8310/01/2010

What happened to the Jonas Brothers thread?!

by Anonymousreply 8410/14/2010

It's still there, r84:

by Anonymousreply 8510/14/2010

sorry, r6, Travolta goes for men, not boys.

by Anonymousreply 8610/15/2010

Is Kevin Jonas getting a divorce from his beard?

by Anonymousreply 8712/01/2010


by Anonymousreply 8812/06/2010

So true R48, their pants are literally poured on at this point, and it seems Nick's ass is getting bigger and bigger.

by Anonymousreply 8912/08/2010

OP, when did his ass happen?

I have taken my little sister and her loud ass friends to four of their concerts and they all have ass, but Nick's wasn't that big...ever. Kevin was always the biggest, then Joe, but never Nick.

Now, during the summer and to his 18th birthday, the thing is expanded and sticks out more than both his brothers combined.

What gives?

by Anonymousreply 9012/08/2010

He wears butt enhancers from Undergear.

by Anonymousreply 9112/08/2010

R90: I asked the same question. I know he's been working out but I never thought his ass would get bigger than Kevin's. Go figure. And those girls are drooling. Every Jonas site you will go to have those pictures of him in the tight baseball pants.

by Anonymousreply 9212/09/2010

Regular protein injections, r90.

by Anonymousreply 9312/09/2010

r90, Joe has always had the biggest butt. I dont know where you got from gurl...

by Anonymousreply 9412/09/2010

He is rather exceptional.

by Anonymousreply 9512/09/2010

Nick has been buffing up lately, too.

I'd WAY hit that.

by Anonymousreply 9612/09/2010




by Anonymousreply 9712/09/2010

[quote]I have taken my little sister and her loud ass friends to four of their concerts

Uh huh, yeah, little sister, sure.

by Anonymousreply 9812/09/2010

Holy fuck, r97!!!


by Anonymousreply 9912/09/2010

Joe eating with his new personal trainer.

by Anonymousreply 10012/12/2010

Joe likes the black mens!

by Anonymousreply 10112/12/2010

Look how big his trainer is

I think he lives with him too.

by Anonymousreply 10212/12/2010

Damn--props to Joe. He's not even trying to hide/beard anymore, is he? Jake...take lessons from this kid.

by Anonymousreply 10312/12/2010

Joe's thighs are something serious!

by Anonymousreply 10412/12/2010

Whatever happened to Joe's twinkie French friend? Is he still around?

by Anonymousreply 10512/12/2010

I wonder what happened to his other trainer?

this guy

by Anonymousreply 10612/12/2010

I can't decide who's hotter Joe or Nick. Are there any shirtless photos of them?

by Anonymousreply 10712/12/2010

I guess not r105. The Joe insider refuses to post anymore. It looks like Joe enjoys being with trainers.

by Anonymousreply 10812/12/2010

Joe has the Queeniest friends

exhibit A

by Anonymousreply 10912/12/2010

[quote]I can't decide who's hotter Joe or Nick. Are there any shirtless photos of them?

Maybe you can find more on Tiger Beat!

by Anonymousreply 11012/12/2010

Exhibit B

by Anonymousreply 11112/12/2010

I wonder if the ugly brother is jealous of Nick and Joe.

I looked r110 and nothing. Shoot. Thanks for the suggestion though.

by Anonymousreply 11212/12/2010

and here he is with his french clone..

by Anonymousreply 11312/12/2010

Frenchie's girlfriend/beard is Roman Polanski's daughter.

by Anonymousreply 11412/12/2010

you're most welcome.

by Anonymousreply 11512/12/2010


by Anonymousreply 11612/12/2010

That last pic is way hot.%0D %0D I wonder why he was in a bikini brief? Was this a photo shoot?

by Anonymousreply 11712/13/2010

If I could live with my trainer, I would.%0D %0D It wouldn't even be about the sex; it'd be about just goin' out and doin' stuff.%0D %0D God, I'm so stuck.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 11812/13/2010

It's Photoshop, not photo shoot, R117.

by Anonymousreply 11912/13/2010

No I meant were these photos taken for a photo shoot. I mean a Jonas brother nearly naked in a bikini is not exactly what you would expect to see.

by Anonymousreply 12012/13/2010

Sez who?

by Anonymousreply 12112/13/2010

Joe's ass would look just like that in bikini.

by Anonymousreply 12212/13/2010

I would love to see a video of Joe getting fucked by that big black trainer - damn, that would be hot. And BTW, Joe looked gay to the point of typical WeHo clone.

by Anonymousreply 12312/13/2010

Here's a video with him and his hot black trainer in some event. You can see his back but it's deff him.

by Anonymousreply 12412/13/2010

...and I want to go to the Grand Canyon, OP.

by Anonymousreply 12512/13/2010

I know this guy has been called a personal trainer in the media but why is he with Joe so much in public? Are we sure he's not a body guard or something?

by Anonymousreply 12612/14/2010

R126, if I were Joe Jonas, I'd hire a bodyguard/trainer and tell the world that's who he was and he'd also be my lover, too.%0D %0D And I could pretend that no one would know.%0D %0D I'd fool myself into thinking that, despite the six figures a year I'd pay him, that he really does care about me.%0D %0D And maybe he would.%0D

by Anonymousreply 12712/15/2010

I read on some gossip site some speculation that this new look of Joe's and the hunky personal trainer might be publicity for his new album. You know, in order to make him look edgy.

I don't know how having a rumored about young male performer travel around with a superhunky hot personal trainer is good publicity but you never know.

by Anonymousreply 12812/16/2010

If he'd be seen being affectionate in public with said trainer and not appear to give two shits about his oldf Disney base then THAT would be "edgy". No one cares about a closeted ex boy band member.

by Anonymousreply 12912/16/2010

[quote]No one cares about a closeted ex boy band member.%0D %0D %0D Speaking of Justin Timberflake...

by Anonymousreply 13012/16/2010

More recent pic.

The pants make him look so short, but his ass is amazing.

by Anonymousreply 13103/24/2011

He's certainly the cutest of the Jonas brothers.

by Anonymousreply 13203/26/2011

Nice set of buns-delightful!

by Anonymousreply 13309/04/2011


by Anonymousreply 13409/04/2011

kevin, if you wanted to bump this thread, you should have at least included a new photo of Nick's snuggle mounds.

by Anonymousreply 13509/04/2011

If he goes into HOW TO SUCCEED on Broadway (as rumored) which chorus boys do you think will be burying their faces between those cheeks?

by Anonymousreply 13609/05/2011

%E2%80%9CI love fashion,%E2%80%9D he told The Journal. %E2%80%9COver the past year I%E2%80%99ve got heavily into it. Whether I%E2%80%99m going out for the night, or during the day, I love putting on something that pops and makes you feel comfortable. I%E2%80%99m a big shoe guy, too. I have far too many pairs. Whenever there%E2%80%99s a new style out, I%E2%80%99ll text my stylist: %E2%80%98Can we get a pair of those?%E2%80%99%E2%80%9D


by Anonymousreply 13709/05/2011

"snuggle mounds"?!? Dear god...

by Anonymousreply 13809/05/2011

Am I the only one who finds these guys not the least bit appealing?

by Anonymousreply 13909/05/2011

[quote]Am I the only one who finds these guys not the least bit appealing?%0D %0D Of course not. You're one of seventeen.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 14009/05/2011

Is he still a virgin?

by Anonymousreply 14109/05/2011

I doubt that very much, r141.

by Anonymousreply 14209/05/2011

[quote]Is he still a virgin?%0D %0D Considering the Broadway and West End shows that he's done, he lost that cherry a long time ago. %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 14309/05/2011

Me want some JonASS...Mmmm...

by Anonymousreply 14409/05/2011

UGLY? Wow. There are some jealous queens here.

by Anonymousreply 14509/05/2011

Are the Jonas brothers still relevant? I haven't heard anything about them since 2008, other than Joe released a single this past summer and it flopped at #97.

by Anonymousreply 14609/05/2011

Joe needs to get his shit together. He was supposed to be the breakout brother.

by Anonymousreply 14709/05/2011

[quote]I haven't heard anything about them since 2008%0D %0D Nick's appearance in Les Miz in London last year bumped up ticket sales on the West End. After that, he took time out to write, compose, and produce. He was Link Larkin in "Hairspray" at the H'wood Bowl a few weeks ago and leaves in a few weeks for a South American tour. I like some of the music he's written but don't follow him. All this info is just from what's been posted here and there. If you haven't heard anything about the Jonas Brothers since 2008, you must have your head stuck in the sand.

by Anonymousreply 14809/05/2011

R148 = Jonas' PR%0D %0D Sorry sweetie, but I don't live in London or South America so excuse the fuck out of me for not knowing what the fuck they've got going on in those places. I don't hear their "music" on the radio or see them on TV here in America, so is it so strange that I would ask if they're still relevant? %0D %0D Like I said, other than Joe releasing a single that flopped and seeing the occasional picture of him walking around WeHo with his twink friends and his dog, I haven't seen/heard anything about the Jonas brothers.

by Anonymousreply 14909/05/2011

[quote]other than Joe releasing a single that flopped and seeing the occasional picture of him walking around WeHo with his twink friends and his dog, I haven't seen/heard anything about the Jonas brothers.%0D %0D You mention Joe released a single. You mention seeing pictures of Joe.%0D %0D Then you claim you haven't seen/heard anything about the Jonas brothers. Does that mean he's no longer a Jonas brother? If you're aware of his single and see photos then your no-see claim is totally bogus. %0D %0D Are you here to put them down so you can promote Justin Bieber? Are you another Bieber fangurl?

by Anonymousreply 15009/05/2011

R150 Sweetie, it's not that serious. I'm not going to argue with you anymore. It's obvious that proving the Jonas brothers are still relevant is important to you, so we'll just say that they are...

by Anonymousreply 15109/05/2011

R142, I think he made a purity pledge until he got married

by Anonymousreply 15209/05/2011

Delta Goodrem's having a good ram, courtesy of Nick Jonas. The JoBro's have cashed in their purity rings for lube and condoms.

by Anonymousreply 15309/05/2011

They dropped those purity rings several years ago. Of course Kevin may still be "pure" since he and his wife don't even sleep together. She claims that he snores.

by Anonymousreply 15409/06/2011

how do we know they dropped the purity rings?

by Anonymousreply 15509/06/2011

[quote]how do we know they dropped the purity rings?

They're no longer photographed wearing them.

by Anonymousreply 15609/06/2011

Nick Jonas is headed for Broadway again. He will be taking over the lead role in "How To Succeed In Business..." at the end of January. %0D %0D Darren Criss takes over the role from Daniel Radcliffe right after Christmas week and Jonas follows.%0D

by Anonymousreply 15709/07/2011

"All of the Jonas brothers...wear the tightest pants in the world. It's almost like they're showing off for the dominate male in a mating ritual or something."

R66, it's "dominant male," not "dominate" male. "Dominant" is the adjective form of the word; "dominate" is a verb. A lot of people make this mistake, but it's still a stupid one.

by Anonymousreply 15809/07/2011

r158, please die in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 15909/07/2011

Holy Moses!

And R158, wishing people dead doesn't make you literate - or clever. Or interesting. Or qualified to give your little buddy Joe career advice in R67, you sad, soft, wormlike creature you.

by Anonymousreply 16009/07/2011

That boy does have a mighty fine rump roast!

by Anonymousreply 16109/07/2011

It does seem to stick out rather far, R160

by Anonymousreply 16209/07/2011

Birthday greetings to Nick Jonas - born September 16, 1992.

by Anonymousreply 16309/16/2011

I think it's like a vampire coming I to your home. You need an invitation...

by Anonymousreply 16409/16/2011

Nick Jonas has made an ass of himself as it were and is embroiled in a quasi-homophobe scandal that 2 people will care about. What will the paedos do now?

by Anonymousreply 16501/18/2012

What are you talking about, r165? His answers were fine.

by Anonymousreply 16601/18/2012

But he's lying. It's obvious that at least 1 or 2 of them is gay.

by Anonymousreply 16701/18/2012

[quote]What will the paedos do now?

WTF are you talking about Jackass? The brothers are all in their 20s.

Haven't we had enough of Anita Bryant wannabes like the fucktard at r165? F&F that fucked up slime-bucket with the Fundie frau mentality.

by Anonymousreply 16801/18/2012

From what I heard Kevin is gay and was married to try to drive the gay out. hasn't worked.

Joe is supposedly bi, leaning gay.

Nick is the only straight one and was very homophobic a few years ago. He's softened his stance in recent years.

by Anonymousreply 16901/18/2012

Yeah, his answers weren't offensive to me at all. He has to know people suspect Joe is gay and was too aware of how his answer might be construed, especially if Joe isn't ready to come out. They seem really close so they're protective of each other.

by Anonymousreply 17001/18/2012

If Nick was born on born September 16, 1992, he is presently 19 and will not be 20 for another 8 monrhs.

I think it's amusing that his girlfriend is 25 or 26 or 27.

Perhaps Nick is old or his age.

by Anonymousreply 17101/18/2012

old for his age

by Anonymousreply 17201/18/2012

Wow, another thread revived from two years ago. DL on the cutting edge.

by Anonymousreply 17301/18/2012

He's in his 20th year.

by Anonymousreply 17401/18/2012

"Nick is the only straight one and was very homophobic"

Why was he like that considering his own brothers are gay?

by Anonymousreply 17501/18/2012

R168 Oh settle down dear, it was meant as a joke. Only in reference to the time this thread was started and there were age countdowns by the one who started all the threads on him. I couldn't care less about the Jonas either way.

Sorry for bumping an old thread, I didn't want to but the last posts of this go back a few months ago at least.

I found it quite interesting when I saw it on Towleroad. I agree it isn't offensive but the people in the comments there are acting hysterical like it is.

by Anonymousreply 17601/18/2012

R176, this isn't the first time today. Someone also threw out the pedophilia line on the Colton Haynes thread earlier.

by Anonymousreply 17701/18/2012

Oh yes, I did see that Colton Haynes thread and thought it was weird. What's the big deal with that pic, good god.

There is a troll who keeps going in every thread saying "why are so many gay men paedos?". There might be an interesting discussion there on why so many men (gay or straight) like the young jailbait look (as opposed to actual children) but the troll keeps derailing threads. Whoever that is, flag them cause I've saw them post the exact same line in other threads - fortunately they're usually ignored like the "women hating is killing us" one.

by Anonymousreply 17801/18/2012

Prison would have been worth it. But now that he's legal, we don't have to quibble.

by Anonymousreply 17901/18/2012

He's starting to get too wide-busted.

by Anonymousreply 18001/18/2012

[quote]There is a troll who keeps going in every thread saying "why are so many gay men paedos?".

F&F anyone who posts something like that. It's taken directly out of the Anita Bryant gaybashing book and is pushed at all gays by the Fundies. If someone is stupid enough to post that accusation as a joke, let them get F&F, too. The gay community has been painted with that lie for too long to just ignore that ignorant accusation.

by Anonymousreply 18101/19/2012

Forget Mark Wahlberg. Nick Jonas' ass could have saved that 9/11 flight. The hijackers would have been so entranced by it that their plans would have been forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 18201/19/2012

pedophile's the new black.

by Anonymousreply 18301/19/2012

I'd like to go to Uranus, OP. Well, perhaps not YOUR anus. Just saying...

by Anonymousreply 18401/19/2012

He's on Soledad O'Brian's show on CNN this morning sitting with the political panel talking about Whitney and diabetes. He doesn't have a face conducive to high definition.

by Anonymousreply 18502/15/2012

Relax, guys. Nicky's ass is not as tasty as one might think.

by Anonymousreply 18602/15/2012

R3's link is hilarious. I do think it's sort of great that Joe sashays his gay self all over the world with his peen posse and scarcely even bothers to beard.

by Anonymousreply 18702/15/2012

[quote]He's on Soledad O'Brian's show on CNN this morning sitting with the political panel talking about Whitney and diabetes.

Why in the hell did they invite someone who hasn't been relevant since 2008 to talk about Whitney (someone he never met) and diabetes?

by Anonymousreply 18802/15/2012

When will Joe ever come out of the closet? It's not like he has a career anymore to worry about, especially after his solo album and singles flopped.

by Anonymousreply 18902/15/2012

Nick Jonas has diabetes, and he's a singer. Therefore I guess CNN felt he had enough of a connection to the story.

by Anonymousreply 19002/15/2012

Kevin and his wife went to fashion week events. Joe was there with Kellan Lutz and Zac Efron. Where is Nick?

by Anonymousreply 19102/17/2012

Maybe he's out of the country again. His music production company does a lot of work in Germany.

by Anonymousreply 19202/19/2012

There was a recent BI about Nick and Delta Goodrem being in essentially a fake relationship as she carried on with a married man.

Seems to have been true as they have split.

by Anonymousreply 19302/22/2012

And Nick's Broadway show has hit the skids, too.

by Anonymousreply 19402/22/2012

[quote]Audiences for the Broadway revival of “How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” have dropped almost 40 percent since the Jonas Brothers heartthrob took over the lead role from “Glee’” alum Darren Criss last month.

Wow, are Broadway audiences really that interested in Darren Criss? I guess so, since from what I've heard Jonas is doing fine in the role.

Maybe the public breakup will actually help him. Now that he's available again, perhaps he'll appeal more to the people who were lining up to see Criss.

by Anonymousreply 19502/22/2012

[quote]And Nick's Broadway show has hit the skids, too.

So Nick's Broadway show has flopped, Joe's solo album that he released flopped last much you want to bet a Jonas Brother's reunion is coming soon?

Unfortunately, all of their 2007/2008 fanbase has moved on.

by Anonymousreply 19602/22/2012

OMG. Did you guys see the video posted over at the Queerty website of Nick Jonas giving a speech during the AIDS Walk? Boy is he hot!

He had on his tight little T-shirt and tight booty hugging shorts. He was really accentuating his ass with his getup.

by Anonymousreply 19705/22/2012

He has the best ass in the Jonas family.

by Anonymousreply 19805/26/2012

I eat old women's shit so no one thinks I've got a thing for children! You've got to play it safe when you're a gay Republican!


by Anonymousreply 19905/26/2012

Too bad the B'way show faded out. Did he record any of the songs?

by Anonymousreply 20010/21/2012

Looked at the pic in r1 and I guess Nick Jonas is ok but I'd like to get a piece of the hunk of meat in the blue shirt and white pants to his left

by Anonymousreply 20110/21/2012


Nick did not record any of the songs, but Darren did!

by Anonymousreply 20210/21/2012

Nick Jonas) AIDS is still a huge threat.

And it's 100% preventable. Unless your a mooching, welfare needy 'mo who wants to bareback and demand hard working people pay for your perverted behavior.

If you 'mos would stop having anal sex or just use a condom, stop using IV drugs or doing meth so you would be tweaked up out of your minds all the time, AIDS would've died out naturally decades ago.

Oh well now what you got Mr Obama to subsidize your perversion for another four years, you only have to worry about who you'll mooch off of to support your antiretrovirals.

by Anonymousreply 20310/22/2012

There are MP3 downloads of Nick singing "Brotherhood of Man" from How to Succeed...

by Anonymousreply 20410/22/2012

Nick is the hottest one. But, alas, probably the straight one, too.

I think the other two are gay. I think Nick's the most mature one, even though he's the youngest.

by Anonymousreply 20510/22/2012

He has his own music production company and puts out albums for a lot of European talent. That's why he spends a lot of time in France.

by Anonymousreply 20610/22/2012

Nick and his borthers have been playing a string of sold-out concerts in Asia - Singapore, Cebu, Manila, etc. Videos of the crowds have been uploaded in various places.

by Anonymousreply 20710/24/2012

Oh dear, that's not supposed to be borthers, it's brothers!

by Anonymousreply 20810/24/2012

what should a nice anus really taste like?

by Anonymousreply 20910/24/2012

[quote]what should a nice anus really taste like?

like strawberries, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 21010/24/2012

Nick and Joe, Nick and Joe. The ONLY Jonas I lust after and I lust mightily is KEVIN KEVIN and his really big ass

by Anonymousreply 21110/25/2012

I hope he got out of NYC before the disaster. Save Nick's ass!

by Anonymousreply 21210/29/2012

Speaking of Jonases and body parts, is Seacrest paying someone to work over his nipples nightly? Come on.

by Anonymousreply 21310/29/2012

All of the Jonai have great asses, thighs, legs and calves. They must go hard on the squats at the gym.

by Anonymousreply 21410/30/2012

I've known women who don't have as big child bearing hips as the Jonas Brothers.

by Anonymousreply 21510/30/2012

I think their great "assets" is due to their genes. Im sure Kevin doesn't work out as much as the brothers yet he a has nice thick legs and ass. yummy

by Anonymousreply 21610/30/2012

A bubble butt is genetic. A muscle ass is something you work to get. They are not the same thing

by Anonymousreply 21711/03/2012

The boys made a pile of dough from their recent asian tour. Nick and Joe were seen out and about on NYE. What's their next project?

by Anonymousreply 21801/02/2013

Someone has a Nick fantasy going.

by Anonymousreply 21903/06/2013


by Anonymousreply 22003/07/2013

They are aging horribly.

by Anonymousreply 22103/07/2013

I'd still like to fuck Nick's butt.

by Anonymousreply 22203/07/2013

He has mega-butt!

by Anonymousreply 22303/09/2013

He needs a nude scene.

by Anonymousreply 22403/09/2013

R201, the one on the left in the picture in R1 *is* Nick Jonas (#2). There is no one standing to his left. Standing to his right is Kevin Jonas (#19).

by Anonymousreply 22503/09/2013

Nick has a production company in Germany. He writes and arranges music and backs various singers and groups. It helps put a distance between his work and his Fundie parents.

by Anonymousreply 22603/11/2013

That's a nice young muscle ass.

by Anonymousreply 22707/08/2013

He's hot!

by Anonymousreply 22807/08/2013

He posted a selfie on instagram, shirtless. Damn he is sexy as all hell!

by Anonymousreply 22907/30/2013

New Nick pics, he is looking good

by Anonymousreply 23004/08/2014

buff but wtf is he wearing

by Anonymousreply 23104/08/2014

strange outfit

by Anonymousreply 23204/08/2014

He needs to pop that zit on his face.

by Anonymousreply 23304/08/2014

Christ! he's gotten big. I hope he matched the bulk on top with some nice bulked up butt/thighs.

by Anonymousreply 23404/08/2014

Just doesn't get an better than this.

by Anonymousreply 23504/08/2014

Too much, r231.

by Anonymousreply 23604/08/2014

Yes, r3, he's gayer than a bunny with a picic basket. Ridiculous to think otherwise. No one stands like that in a baseball uniform and isn't gay. (see r2).

by Anonymousreply 23704/08/2014

Well, they are essentially white trash with no talent. They dress the part.

by Anonymousreply 23804/08/2014

They are not what you said, r238. Why did you say such a horrible thing? That was very mean of you. You should be ashamed if yourself.

by Anonymousreply 23904/08/2014

Nick is very queeny in his acting choices in this Punk'd situation:

by Anonymousreply 24004/08/2014

His arms are definitely big, he must lift hard

by Anonymousreply 24104/08/2014

He's heavenly.

by Anonymousreply 24204/08/2014

dat body

by Anonymousreply 24304/08/2014

I want him desperately.

by Anonymousreply 24404/08/2014

R238, they're white?

by Anonymousreply 24504/08/2014

His clothing in that one picture looks like it's from Eastern Europe. Since he does a lot of work at his studio in Germany, maybe he gets over there, too.

by Anonymousreply 24604/08/2014

You bitches can't have him.

He is ALL mine!

by Anonymousreply 24704/08/2014


by Anonymousreply 24804/08/2014

Gets better every day!

by Anonymousreply 24905/11/2014

Under Armour rocks!

by Anonymousreply 25005/11/2014
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