Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Did Brian Williams Just Brag About the Size of His Penis?

New York, 9:10 AM Thu Aug 26 Did Brian Williams Just Brag About the Size of His Penis? When it comes to NBC's news-reading Ken doll Brian Williams, we rarely get to see anything below the waist. That's a shame because he says that he's keeping something (ahem) big from viewers. In an interview with Elle, Williams says he doesn't wear flat-front pants. When interviewer Andrew Goldman tells Williams that he knows a man who doesn't wear flat-fronts because his penis is too large, Williams answers, "I'm with him. It's a huge problem." Why is it not surprising that Brian Williams is hung? Sure, he quickly adds a "kidding" to the end of his quip and plays it off as a joke. Yeah, the kind of joke a guy with a huge dick would make.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 66February 21, 2019 9:28 AM

I think it's his other head that is swollen and too big. Very smug for someone who never finished college.%0D %0D And his voice is an annoying nasal twang. Bring back a real journalist, Walter Conkrite.

by Anonymousreply 1August 26, 2010 1:22 PM

clean up your post

by Anonymousreply 2August 26, 2010 1:24 PM

I would drain him. Does he go to Expressions on 53rd?

by Anonymousreply 3August 26, 2010 1:29 PM

What are flat front pants? Are there pants that have a rounded front?

by Anonymousreply 4August 26, 2010 1:29 PM

I wonder if his penis is a lopsided as his face?

by Anonymousreply 5August 26, 2010 1:43 PM

Flat front as opposed to pleated front.

by Anonymousreply 6August 26, 2010 1:45 PM

Republican asshole. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 7August 26, 2010 1:50 PM

I've always liked him. He has a very quick sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 8August 26, 2010 1:54 PM

Does anyone take him seriously as an anchor?

by Anonymousreply 9August 26, 2010 1:58 PM

He has all of the indicators of huge meat. It doesn't surprise me. I'd let him stick it in me.

by Anonymousreply 10August 26, 2010 2:00 PM

I'm with you r10! Big dick face indeed!

by Anonymousreply 11August 26, 2010 2:06 PM

What's there to like. He fricking reads from a teleprompter for 10 million dollars a year!

by Anonymousreply 12August 26, 2010 2:08 PM

He was terrific when he hosted Saturday Night Love and he has a music blog where he reveals surprisingly hip taste. Current playlist includes: She & Him, Antony & The Johnsons, Fanfarlo and Mos Def.

He has also been a volunteer fireman.

Probably does have a huge dick.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 13August 26, 2010 2:11 PM

[quote]Current playlist includes: She & Him, Antony & The Johnsons, Fanfarlo and Mos Def.

That's not hip, that's hipster shit anyone who glances at Stereogum is well aware of.

by Anonymousreply 14August 26, 2010 2:13 PM

[quote]What's there to like. He fricking reads from a teleprompter for 10 million dollars a year!%0D %0D %0D How much does Anderson Cooper make per year?%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 15August 26, 2010 2:17 PM

Yes, r14, if you're 22. He clearly loves music and goes off the beaten path to find it.

by Anonymousreply 16August 26, 2010 2:17 PM

he's to old blech...

by Anonymousreply 17August 26, 2010 2:25 PM

[quote]he's to old

Oh dear...

by Anonymousreply 18August 26, 2010 2:44 PM

Ever see his feets, socked or bare?

by Anonymousreply 19August 26, 2010 2:50 PM

My thread does not exist.

by Anonymousreply 20August 26, 2010 3:04 PM

"That's not hip, that's hipster shit anyone who glances at Stereogum is well aware of."%0D %0D Nothing is funnier than the hipper-than-thou music crowd - wow, you're annoying.

by Anonymousreply 21August 26, 2010 3:12 PM

Looks like big balls only.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 22August 26, 2010 3:16 PM

[quote]That's not hip, that's hipster shit anyone who glances at Stereogum is well aware of.%0D %0D Bitch, you check out STEREOGUM?%0D %0D Bwa-hahahahahahaha! U R soooooooooo LAME!

by Anonymousreply 23August 26, 2010 3:17 PM

Do you really think he listens to that music?Someone either points him to it or the blog is ghost written,I think he's too old to like some of that shit,it reminds me of Karl Lagerfeld's,My favourite songs, interesting for a 70 something year old guy.He probably does have a big dick though.

by Anonymousreply 24August 26, 2010 3:32 PM

[quote]Bitch, you check out STEREOGUM?

Yes, dear. Along with about 10 other music sites to keep current with what the kids are listening to.

by Anonymousreply 25August 26, 2010 4:36 PM

Brian Williams doesn't have "Big Dick Face."

"Bent Dick Face" perhaps.

Looks like he has an average-sized trouser snake that hooks to the same side his face is bent.

And he looks like he has that condition where the dick hole doesn't close properly so that he just dribbles messily when he pees and cums.

You can tell a lot just watching him read the news ....

by Anonymousreply 26August 26, 2010 6:13 PM

Voice of America, the arm of the US Government which does lightweight media propaganda aimed at world trouble spots, uses a lot of 'Special English.' It's a simplified vocabulary of 1500 words chosen for extreme ease of understanding.

Since Brokaw left, NBC Nightly News sounds almost as dumbed down. It's lowest common denominator reporting and writing, targeted at folks with about 8th. grade comprehension.

I'm glad everyman news drone Brian Williams is endowed somewhere, because his intellect isn't big.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 27August 26, 2010 6:49 PM

Maybe Williams meant to say that he's a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 28August 26, 2010 7:00 PM

R16, what he likes is not "music". It is, however, noise and da boom.

by Anonymousreply 29August 26, 2010 7:02 PM

Love Brian Williams. He's hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 30August 26, 2010 9:09 PM

Williams does have a crooked mouth. But beside that, he also makes a lot of tongue-in-cheek statements in an interview.

by Anonymousreply 31August 26, 2010 9:13 PM

I've always hated him. And he does not have BDF - he has withered Quaker face.

by Anonymousreply 32August 26, 2010 11:01 PM

He's a summer neighbor and I have found him to be genuinely smart and funny.

by Anonymousreply 33August 27, 2010 1:03 AM

Where does he summer?

by Anonymousreply 34August 27, 2010 1:49 AM

I think he's sexy as hell. The crooked nose and grin just adds to the attraction.

by Anonymousreply 35August 27, 2010 2:00 AM

Seems like a nice guy but he and Matt Lauer read the news to you like you're a retard.

by Anonymousreply 36August 27, 2010 2:02 AM

Nantucket, R34.

by Anonymousreply 37August 27, 2010 2:44 AM

I always enjoy him when he's on Jon Stewart's show.

by Anonymousreply 38August 27, 2010 3:14 AM

I have a huge cock too, and I have no problem with any obscene bulge in flat front pants.

by Anonymousreply 39August 27, 2010 3:29 AM

The guy's bright, good looking, and humorous. If he has a big dick and is secure enough to joke about it, all the better. I'm sure he realizes that gay guys are mostly watching him from below his waist (although what is above is not too shabby either);however he appears to be taking it all in stride. Come on, guys, didn't we all know the good-looking, easy-going jock guy in high school who wasn't in the least put off by our gayness? I know I did. He was my best friend. We'd known each other since we were eight. Without ever saying it (because neither of us knew the words then) he was the soma to my psyche. It worked for ten years. I treasure those memories.

by Anonymousreply 40August 27, 2010 3:50 AM

Doesn't ever go on vacation somewhere, perhaps like a beach resort? I'm dying for a shirtless photo, just to see what type of body he has.

by Anonymousreply 41August 28, 2010 3:04 PM

Having a news anchor appear shirtless would ruin their credibility.

by Anonymousreply 42August 28, 2010 8:04 PM

Oh shut up Anderson

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 43August 29, 2010 3:50 AM

Here's Brian in flat-fronts with Brad Pitt in New Orleans yesterday. Think BP gave BW a BJ? Or at least a boner?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 44August 29, 2010 5:24 AM

I always get him confused with Matt Lauer. Perhaps I should have posted them on that other thread?

by Anonymousreply 45August 29, 2010 1:43 PM

Brian Williams isn%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99t a Republican, he is very liberal. Is he bi?

by Anonymousreply 46August 29, 2010 1:53 PM

[quote]I always get him confused with Matt Lauer.

Because they look so similar?

by Anonymousreply 47August 29, 2010 7:57 PM

HOT daddy. He could unload in my raw ass anytime!

by Anonymousreply 48August 29, 2010 11:12 PM

I can't stand him ,but he is really handsome

by Anonymousreply 49August 29, 2010 11:32 PM

[quote]Here's Brian in flat-fronts with Brad Pitt in New Orleans yesterday. Think BP gave BW a BJ? Or at least a boner?

[quote][see offsite link on dlisted.com]

I'm sure Brad probably through his legs up in the air at the earliest convenience.

by Anonymousreply 50August 30, 2010 3:01 AM

Saw BW a few years ago on the streets of NYC, he's very good looking in person.

by Anonymousreply 51August 30, 2010 12:52 PM

R50:%0D %0D "through his legs up..."%0D %0D Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 52August 30, 2010 1:12 PM

Yankee daddy beef! What's not to love? Too bad his son is fug.

by Anonymousreply 53September 9, 2011 8:27 AM

any pics of his socked feets?

by Anonymousreply 54April 30, 2013 8:59 PM

If he has a big one does that mean he gets a pass for all his lies form the LGBTQ community?

by Anonymousreply 55February 9, 2015 9:08 PM

Clinton lied so what's the big deal here? They didn't remove Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 56February 9, 2015 9:32 PM

Forgetting that R55 just resurrected a 2 year old dead thread,

I laugh that his wording suggests (rather poetically) that Brian Williams' lies are what form the LGBTQ community and he therefore gets a "pass" for having a big penis.

by Anonymousreply 57February 9, 2015 9:36 PM

On the other hand, R56, Nixon lied and they removed him from office.

by Anonymousreply 58February 9, 2015 9:39 PM

Reviving this nine-year-old thread to ask if there has been any confirmation in the ensuing years of Williams’ sizemeat?

I can’t believe so many assholes hate him. I don’t want to know any of you. And it’s obvious that Brian is very smart and sweet.

by Anonymousreply 59February 21, 2019 3:58 AM

Has anyone gotten a peek at him while standing at a urinal, for instance?

by Anonymousreply 60February 21, 2019 3:58 AM

Its big and juicy.

by Anonymousreply 61February 21, 2019 4:00 AM

Yeah, if only it weren't for that pesky "I'm-an-Iraq-War-hero" scandal . . .

by Anonymousreply 62February 21, 2019 4:27 AM

He never said he was, R62. And even that couldn’t detract from his charms.

Mmm. Love hunky Brian. Need bulge shots.

by Anonymousreply 63February 21, 2019 4:49 AM

After all his exaggerating about being a war zone, I would not take his word on what size his penis is.

by Anonymousreply 64February 21, 2019 5:40 AM

The 11th Inch with Brian Williams

by Anonymousreply 65February 21, 2019 5:56 AM

Dream on, OPnis.

by Anonymousreply 66February 21, 2019 9:28 AM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!