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Is It True That Irish Guys Have Small Penises?

or is this some urban legend? Someone mentioned this in another thread.

by Anonymousreply 26602/28/2017

Legend. I summered in Ireland and the guys were usually built big. One kid was huge, the kind that you wondered how he managed not to look freakish in his jeans. I did know a few guys with small ones, but they were the exceptions. All uncut, of course, both Catholics and Protestants. No division there. A bit on the psycho side, most of them - a lot of drama and performance and then romance and worry that you weren't going to keep calling. And their complexions with that fair skin . . .

by Anonymousreply 107/31/2010

My experience has been that the ones with red hair have fairly tiny ones and the ones with dark hair are well hung. The tiny ones make up for it though by giving much better head.

by Anonymousreply 207/31/2010

The ratio of hot Irish guys is high and I don't care how big their dicks are. It can be the size of a thimble but if they're hot, they're hot.

by Anonymousreply 307/31/2010

r3 is most surely a Top.

by Anonymousreply 407/31/2010

No, it's not true, OP. I think Colin Farrel's sex tape proved that.

by Anonymousreply 507/31/2010

not in my first hand experience.

by Anonymousreply 607/31/2010

Along with Colin Farrell, Johnathan Rhys Meyers is another Irish guy with a big one.

by Anonymousreply 707/31/2010

haha, r2, your post reminds me of a scene in 30 Rock where Conan O'Brien and Alec Baldwin were having a convo and they made snipes at each other about being "red" vs "black" Irish. I'd imagine Conan has at least an average-sized dick given how tall he is.

by Anonymousreply 807/31/2010

Well, they don't refer to them as shillelagh for nothing.

by Anonymousreply 907/31/2010

My father was dark Irish-American and was hung.

by Anonymousreply 1008/01/2010

Mine too r10

by Anonymousreply 1108/01/2010

How do you know, R10?!

by Anonymousreply 1208/01/2010

Because he probably saw his father's cock at some point, like most of us do when we're kids.

by Anonymousreply 1308/01/2010

I was with a guy for a few weeks whose parents were both from Ireland, and he was below average, about 4 inches. He was horrible in bed, the worst sex I ever had. Sure, he could keep it up for a fairly good amount of time, but what good was that when he didn't know how to use it.

by Anonymousreply 1508/01/2010

Jonathan Rhys Meyers:

by Anonymousreply 1608/01/2010

Colin Farrell:

by Anonymousreply 1708/01/2010

I'm Irish and I don't ... and neither did most of the Irish boys I grew up with !

by Anonymousreply 1808/01/2010

mhb should go away permanently.

by Anonymousreply 1908/01/2010

R15, was he red or black?

by Anonymousreply 2008/01/2010

It doesn't matter; they're usually too drunk to get it up anyway.

by Anonymousreply 2108/01/2010

Yeah, sure, Irish guys are hung huge, whatever. Have you never heard of "The Irish Curse"? C'mon!

by Anonymousreply 2208/01/2010

r20: He had dark hair.

by Anonymousreply 2308/01/2010

I thought The Irish Curse referred to alcoholism. Or leprechaun infestations.

by Anonymousreply 2408/01/2010

r24, Tis referrin' to a lad's shillelagh.

by Anonymousreply 2508/01/2010

Red Irish? Gingers are rare everywhere, even in Ireland.

by Anonymousreply 2608/01/2010

What about SCOTTISH guys? Any experiences there re red vs. black? The Scots are historically from the same basic gene pool as the IRISH... ie., Celtic. Please discuss.

by Anonymousreply 2708/01/2010

Red haired Irishman here and I got an 8". So go fuck yourselves.

by Anonymousreply 2808/01/2010

Pity no one wants to suck a ginger minger, r28. Howdy Doody balls are not attractive no matter what kind of cock they're attached to.

by Anonymousreply 2908/01/2010

Actually, R29, "ginger minger" is someone who LIKES redheads, not a redhead himself.

Your cuntiness would be more effective if your command of English were sounder.

by Anonymousreply 3008/01/2010

r30, you might want to do a little research, you utter twat.

by Anonymousreply 3108/01/2010

r28, marry me.

by Anonymousreply 3208/01/2010

The "Irish curse" refers to both: "red nose, small hose."

Under-endowed alcoholics.

The expression "all potatoes and no meat" has similar roots as a distinguishing feature among under-endowed Irishmen is oversized balls.

I have also found that while a red-headed Irish guy's dick might look small at first glance, they tend to be growers. And as with many Catholics dealing with guilt over their sexuality, they tend to be fantastic in bed.

by Anonymousreply 3308/01/2010

redheads....purple dick and lumpy cum

by Anonymousreply 3408/01/2010

There are people who can help you, Gingers.

by Anonymousreply 3508/01/2010

I've been with a few Irish guys. most have been average to large. however, my bf is black Irish and he has a fat cock with huge low hangers.

so i'm going to go with they're all over the map.

by Anonymousreply 3608/01/2010

What about the legendary cock of Liam Neeson?

by Anonymousreply 3708/01/2010

What about this weird habit (either directly from or inherited from the English) of hating on redheads? It's repulsive. A notch above flat-out racism.

by Anonymousreply 3808/01/2010

"It's repulsive. A notch above flat-out racism."

And it makes no sense, they're hot!

by Anonymousreply 3908/01/2010

I work with an man who is from Ireland (Heavy accent). I found out accidentially that he is gay or bi. I outed myself to him and he got sort of freaked out. After a couple of months he sort of warmed to me knowing about his sex life (He is extremely masculine almost to the point of being homophobic). Anyway...long story but we wound up having sex one day after work. He was very well endowed and had a fairly nice body (He is a red head). I had to quit seeing him because he has too many hangups about his sexuality. The main thing I came away with about this Ireland Native is that he is a drunk. I don't drink and his cum tastes like Guiness Stout.

by Anonymousreply 4008/01/2010

I have just the opposite experience "R2" Most red haired guys are hung and very sexual. Also, I have noticed that most red heads are uncut...anyone share that impression?

by Anonymousreply 4108/01/2010

[quote]He is extremely masculine almost to the point of being homophobic


by Anonymousreply 4208/01/2010

R40, if you don't drink, how do you know his cum tastes like Guinness?

by Anonymousreply 4308/01/2010

[quote]He is extremely masculine almost to the point of being homophobic%0D %0D R40, you do not know what the word 'masculine' means.

by Anonymousreply 4408/01/2010

the anti-Irish racism here and objectification of Irish penised-persons is no different than the objectifiation of black men over the mythical size of their cocks. All of you - especially the black men who participated in this disgusting discussion - disgust me and should be banned.

by Anonymousreply 4508/30/2010

I've only been with one full-blooded Irish guy. Red hair (fire-crotch red), great body and in the 7-1/2 to 8 range.

Great sex everyday for about a month, then a big drama fit and it was over. We were 19, so it was actually a pretty good run.

by Anonymousreply 4608/30/2010

Did anyone else post about the "Irish Curse"? It seems the black [hair]Irish are descended from Roman legions and are big. The curse refers to less than a few inches to almost an "outie" belly button size, predominate among the reds and fair haired. In my peronal experience plus and does hold true. Not that a few recessive jeans can skew the results

by Anonymousreply 4708/30/2010

[quote]It seems the black [hair]Irish are descended from Roman legions and are big. No, we are not.

by Anonymousreply 4808/30/2010

[italic]the anti-Irish racism here and objectification of Irish penised-persons is no different than the objectifiation of black men over the mythical size of their cocks.[/italic]

Thanks for the parody post. You're so funny!

by Anonymousreply 4908/30/2010

In 2008, spent two weeks in Ireland on business. Was able to find some male companionship both in the cities and rural countryside. Like Jonathon Rhys-Meyer and Colin Farrell, almost all of the guys I hooked up with were bigger than normal, uncut and full bushes. Those guys were extremely hot and horny - particularly the country boys! Trying to get my client to schedule another on-site visit for me this fall.

by Anonymousreply 5008/30/2010

Colin Farrell says he's afflicted with the Irish curse. I'm assuming that's what he means.

by Anonymousreply 5108/30/2010

I don't know why I can't seem to quote properly today.

People of Irish descent with dark hair are not descended from Roman legions.

by Anonymousreply 5208/30/2010

'Tis true. Curse of the Blarney Stone, laddie.

by Anonymousreply 5308/30/2010

You mean "Black Irish". Their blood is mixed with Spanish blood. I believe Colin is "Black Irish" whereas Conan is not.%0D %0D Did you know that Conan and Dennis (can't think of his last name, the comic) are 1st cousins?

by Anonymousreply 5408/30/2010

once again. Misshelenbedd speaks the truth.

by Anonymousreply 5508/30/2010

Penis size has nothing to do with nationality.

by Anonymousreply 5608/30/2010

Brian d'Arcy James... dark hair, cute and HUNG HUGE!

by Anonymousreply 5708/30/2010

I'm 100% Irish and I'm hung like a horse.

by Anonymousreply 5808/30/2010

Dennis Leary?

by Anonymousreply 5908/30/2010

Penis size is inherited so yes, it has all to do with ethnicity or race. Black guys really are bigger on average, Asians smaller. I've seen some big Irish but many small, perhaps a few more big ones than in Scandinavia. A bit bigger than the Spanish as well. Smaller than your typical German, Slavic, French, English. Nonetheless when the US is being overrun by small dicks from south of the border, it is a little odd to keep harping on the Irish.%0D

by Anonymousreply 6008/30/2010

All those old Greek statues have tinymeat, and yet today's Greeks are fairly big (and Italians enormous). Were Greeks and Italians of yesteryear a different people, ethnically speaking?%0D

by Anonymousreply 6108/30/2010

R61, I believe the ancient Greeks viewed a large penis as being a coarse attribute, and their idealized male statues reflect that viewpoint. In other greek art representing "rustic" men, or mythological male figures like satyrs, you will see exaggerated phalluses.

I'm sure there are others here who can refine that answer (or correct it), and I'd love to learn more if the thread can stand the expansion.

by Anonymousreply 6208/30/2010

Blonde Irish-American here.

6 x 6.

A handful, and a mouthful.

by Anonymousreply 6308/30/2010

eh, 'tis the French with the teeny weenies . . .

by Anonymousreply 6408/30/2010

Love it when the Irish Guys and pale and have fire plug cocks. Like beer cans Anyone got any pics of that?

by Anonymousreply 6508/30/2010

[quote]Not that a few recessive jeans can skew the results.

Nobody "Oh my!"d this all? You're slipping, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 6608/30/2010

"Nonetheless when the US is being overrun by small dicks from south of the border..."%0D %0D You haven't slept with many Hispanic men, have you?

by Anonymousreply 6708/30/2010

The Irish Curse is that their cocks don't work when they are drunk.%0D %0D Half Irish, have a nice size cock, drunk half the time, makes me horny, but my cock and alcohol don't mix well.%0D %0D ALL EXPLAINED, THREAD CLOSED

by Anonymousreply 6808/30/2010

R29 Speak for yourself, honey. Love the redheads. I've been with one Irish guy (black hair) and his cock was respectable, not huge but certainly not small.

by Anonymousreply 6908/30/2010

grandmother born in Ireland, i'm 6x5 and can shoot a few feet

by Anonymousreply 7008/30/2010

none of you bitches has seen my monster cock

by Anonymousreply 7108/31/2010

like this one?

by Anonymousreply 7209/01/2010

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Colin Farrell are Irish and have above average size cocks.

by Anonymousreply 7309/01/2010

Very Irish. 9"x6". seriously.

by Anonymousreply 7409/01/2010

let's see 74!

by Anonymousreply 7509/01/2010

all the cocks I've sucked in Ireland have been very nice and the guys are hot and real gentlemen-something the English could emulate

by Anonymousreply 7609/01/2010

Yes I have R67, it is you must not have.%0D

by Anonymousreply 7709/03/2010

I love your new look

by Anonymousreply 7809/05/2010

Entire thread is useless without pics.

by Anonymousreply 7909/05/2010

How many times have you posted this same thread in the last 10 years OP? Oh yes, I know you're new here.

by Anonymousreply 8009/05/2010

r68 is CORRECT!

by Anonymousreply 8109/05/2010

It's true.

by Anonymousreply 8209/05/2010

[italic]How many times have you posted this same thread in the last 10 years OP? Oh yes, I know you're new here.[/italic]

You must have a tiny Irish cock. Fuck off, lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 8309/05/2010

If th rest of the irishman is hot, I'll accePt the underendowed

by Anonymousreply 8409/08/2010

Blond Irishman here. I've had no complaints.

by Anonymousreply 8509/08/2010

Apparently Colin Morgan has a decent-sized one.

by Anonymousreply 8609/09/2010

I always thought that the expression "Irish curse" just referred to the Irish tendency towards alcoholism. Never met an Irishmen, except for a handle of teetoltlers that wasn't a drunk for part or all of his life.

by Anonymousreply 8709/09/2010

R2 - look again. Percentage wise there are not that many redheads in Ireland. Most of the population is brunette and blonde. You will find more redheads in Scotland and England than it Ireland. I have no idea how the redheaded Irishman became synonymous with Ireland.

by Anonymousreply 8809/09/2010

I think the redhead Irishwoman is synonymous with Ireland, not the redhead Irishman.

by Anonymousreply 8909/09/2010


I beg to differ.

by Anonymousreply 9009/09/2010

Great cocksuckers. Who cares about dick size then

by Anonymousreply 9109/09/2010

I'm still waiting for pictures of some nice, big, Irish dick!

by Anonymousreply 9209/09/2010

R92, weren't there photos of Colin Farrell posted earlier in this thread?

by Anonymousreply 9309/11/2010

Wtf? lmao just stumbled onto this thread.... and being irish (the born and raised in ireland) type of irish... i can honestly say NO irish men do not have small penises .... in fact the average size in ireland for men between 18-40 is 8 inches ... which if you ya know anything 2 inches larger than america/canada :)

by Anonymousreply 9412/02/2010

How big is Ciaran's penis?

by Anonymousreply 9512/02/2010

NOT TRUE... I'm of Irish decent and am definetly on the large side, plus the guys I've seen erect, who have irish blood, are about 50/50... some huge, some not... but never met an irish dude who wasn't at least average sized+

by Anonymousreply 9605/23/2011

[quote]in fact the average size in ireland for men between 18-40 is 8 inches ... which if you ya know anything 2 inches larger than america/canada :)

Just how drunk are you?

by Anonymousreply 9705/23/2011

I love redheads and adore native Irish. My experience has been on both counts is they're average to large.

by Anonymousreply 9805/23/2011

I know an Irish guy, who left Ireland a few years back, moved to the west coast and started dating mostly Asian guys, just because of his insane paranoia over his less than gigantic member. He never has had a serious relationship and is always chasing guys in a needy, clingy way. He can't accept that somebody could love him just the way he is.

by Anonymousreply 9905/23/2011

The comment about the U.S. being overrun by men with small penises from south of the border cracks me up. Deport those small penises now! Take your small penis back to your own small penis country! In any case, I tend to find Irishmen humorless. Hot, but they take themselves far too seriously.

by Anonymousreply 10005/23/2011

In terms of evolutionary biology, nature would tend to select for men with moderate sized penises. In order to successful inseminate a woman it would have to be big enough when erect to create friction inside the vagina so that the man can get off, but not so big as to not be able to fit in and move around comfortably.

by Anonymousreply 10105/23/2011

Two words: Liam Neeson.

by Anonymousreply 10205/23/2011

R101--that would explain the theory that gay guys have bigger genitals than hetero ones. Maybe we need bigger ones to hit the prostate.

by Anonymousreply 10305/23/2011

No, it's not true, OP.

Colin Farrell has a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 10405/23/2011

Dated an American strawberry blonde Irish guy. The smallest peen I had ever seen- thumb size. When we were grinding, all I felt was his hip bones. Didn't have sex, but I blew him- the easiest BJ ever.

by Anonymousreply 10505/24/2011

r105 Who wants to give an easy blow job? I want tears streaming down my cheeks and a sore throat when I finish.

by Anonymousreply 10605/24/2011

Hmm, has MHB outed himself?

Maybe he really is that Irish-looking guy in the photo.

by Anonymousreply 10705/24/2011

more examples please...visual that is

by Anonymousreply 10805/24/2011

Irish guys are tiny meat, but they make up for that with their sexy accents.

by Anonymousreply 10905/24/2011

Of course it's not true.

by Anonymousreply 11005/24/2011

Small or not, most are unfortunately uncut

by Anonymousreply 11105/24/2011

R111 = pro-circ troll

by Anonymousreply 11205/24/2011

HELL yes it's true. I've been giving physicals for almost 20 years, and the correlation between Irish bloodline and small meat is undeniable.%0D %0D There will always be exceptions to the rule, but yes, it's definitely true. %0D %0D Of course, they are the prettiest peckers you will ever see, which trumps a big ugly one any day. %0D %0D And they almost always have awesome low hangers.

by Anonymousreply 11305/24/2011

The trouble is they'll all binge drinkers with chips on their shoulders. Most of the country lived below the poverty line up until the 1980s and most are weirdly sensitive about family poverty and ESPECIALLY class (which turns them into rambling bolshy bores) so don't go there!

by Anonymousreply 11405/24/2011

No wonder so many people think that Black men have huge dicks: Good God I saw the links someone posted on the first page of this thread of Jonathan Rhys whatever his last name is and Colin Farrell, plus I have also seen Farrel's sextape. The picture collage of both guys are more conclusive. THESE GUYS ARE TINY!!! Goddamn! Is THAT what you guys call BIG????? Jesus Christ. No wonder so many whites think Blacks are big. Those things are small!!!!! Seriously!!

by Anonymousreply 11510/05/2011

I'm a redhead Irish guy and will agree us redhead guys are way under-endowed. Like 4 inches and thin small.

by Anonymousreply 11611/08/2011

It does have something to does with nationality, but no Irishmen do not tend to have unusually small penises. Hairy men's tend to look smaller than nonhairy men and many Irish men are hairy. That's part of it. They may also tend to be stocky. Which might make them look disproportionately smaller, than say... oh someone who is Czech and has absolutely no hair on his boyish body.

by Anonymousreply 11711/08/2011

JRM is big, R115

by Anonymousreply 11811/08/2011

[quote]I tend to find Irishmen humorless. Hot, but they take themselves far too seriously.

i've only dated two irish guys (from ireland, not irish-americans) and they were both the funniest guys ever. great sex too, though neither of them were very hung. cool by me- hot and funny trumps dick size any day.

by Anonymousreply 11911/08/2011

As an Irish American, I have actually dated a fair amount of Irish men and Irish men by no means for the vast majority have small penises. In fact, the ones I was with were huge!

by Anonymousreply 12012/19/2011

The biggest cock I've ever seen on anyone (not in porn, but in real life) was on an Irish guy from Boston. He was actually known as "Tripod" among the women he was working with. Of course, even though he was cultivating the image of a pussyhound, once he was drunk he tried to pin me down on the bed and have sex with me.

by Anonymousreply 12112/19/2011

I'm a Redhead Irish guy (fair , freckles etc..) and I notice a big size difference between me and darker haired men (mens locker room). I consider 4" long and girth of a nickel (hard) pretty tiny. Most guy's are that size and much thicker soft.

by Anonymousreply 12201/02/2012

Not all Irish guys. I'll never forget my college roommate's buddy from high school... Red-headed Irish guy, was 19 or 20 at the time. Used to see him in the showers or changing in our dorm room, and he had one giant hog hanging between those thighs.

by Anonymousreply 12301/02/2012

I've seen at least 6 or more redhead guys (not just irish but redhead) in the gym coming out of the shower all were 1-2 inches soft and smaller than a chapstick. I've also asked girls about their experiences and most say small/tiny - maybe there are a lucky few!

by Anonymousreply 12401/02/2012

I'm curious as to what most girls out there think. What would you do if out on a date with a redhead guy and found out his size was 4" (HARD) and skinny - a turnoff?

by Anonymousreply 12501/02/2012

Most of the Irish guys I have seen naked are small or tiny.

Slavic guys? Oh. My. God. In college, there were 2 guys on my floor who were of Slavic descent--one Slovak, the other Polish and Ukranian. Huge. There was a common shower on the floor and when these guys would walk into the showers you would notice everyone's eyes quickly glancing at these guys. No one ever said anything.

One night, I got drunk with the guy who was Slovak. To make a long story short, he whipped it out. 9 hard. I felt like I had won a lottery sponsored by Johnny Wadd.

by Anonymousreply 12601/02/2012

I have been with a couple redhead guys and the sex life with them was bad (and short). They were both too small for me. Anything under 6 is useless and skinny is even worse. No redheads for me! All of my girlfriends agree...

by Anonymousreply 12701/03/2012

I don't care how big any Irish guy is, it is all about butt cleavage!

by Anonymousreply 12801/03/2012

[R65] That's been my experience too. Most red heads I've been with have had thicker cocks.

Length has varied, but the thickness was always there. Beer can.

(same with black guys, in my experience. Length isn't always the Mandingo everyone claims it should be, but most black guys I have been with had thicker cocks.)

by Anonymousreply 12901/03/2012

Relative to Spain, yes.... the Irish are tiny meat but.....BUT....relative to the Chinese, the Irish are all 3 legged beasties.

by Anonymousreply 13001/03/2012

I'm a gay female who hasn't slept with a man in 30 years, but even I can tell you that Irish guys are medium-small in size.

by Anonymousreply 13101/03/2012

You aren't really Irish dude, you just think you are.

by Anonymousreply 13201/03/2012

Then what we've heard about black Irish guys is not a myth?

by Anonymousreply 13301/03/2012

I've only had two that I know of. The redhead was tiny but made up for it with enthusiasm. The dark Irish one was gigantic, but bad at all things oral.

by Anonymousreply 13401/03/2012

I'm a nurse that works for a urologist and have assisted in many vasectomy's. I have seen thousands of penis and can say that far smaller than any men (including Asian men) real redheads (means pubic hair is red too) are MUCH smaller than all other men. I have seen maybe a handful that were normal size but the rest very very under endowed. I feel bad some of these men complain of not being able to sexually please a woman and become sexually shy. Honestly they are smaller than many pre-school boys that come to our office.

by Anonymousreply 13501/04/2012

My personal experience (and yes, I'm a total whore) is that Irish guys either have tiny dicks or gigantic dicks. Maybe it's just my luck, but I've never seen an average sized one. Just baby penii and massive martini shaker-sized behemoths.

by Anonymousreply 13601/04/2012

No, OP.

by Anonymousreply 13701/04/2012

"I feel bad some of these men complain of not being able to sexually please a woman and become sexually shy"

Perhaps you should tell them that sexually pleasing a woman has very little to do with their penis or penis size.

by Anonymousreply 13801/04/2012

Well, if they don't, and want mine, they can have it. But I'll need it back.

by Anonymousreply 13901/04/2012

no better proof than a picture

by Anonymousreply 14001/04/2012

yes tiny lol

by Anonymousreply 14101/04/2012

the Irish blokes I know have all been hung, and hard fuckers!

by Anonymousreply 14201/04/2012

[quote] Irish guys either have tiny dicks or gigantic dicks

My dick isn't tiny...

by Anonymousreply 14301/04/2012

We're not talking about vageens, Cuntan.

by Anonymousreply 14401/04/2012

Hung enough?

by Anonymousreply 14501/09/2012

How come Irish dicks are generally small and Scottish dicks are generally huge? You would think there would be a lot of crossover in ancestry.

by Anonymousreply 14601/10/2012

[quote]I have seen thousands of penis

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 14701/10/2012

Red Irish? You learn something new everyday.

by Anonymousreply 14801/11/2012

lets see some BIG irish cock!

by Anonymousreply 14901/11/2012

It is most certainly not true that Irish guys have small penises. They are actually well endowed and I know from experience!

by Anonymousreply 15002/15/2012

r141--I don't recall giving you permission to post a picture of my dick!

by Anonymousreply 15102/15/2012

Im an Irish guy and I have 8inches...then again my name is James brown... Girls often call me the white guy with ablackguy tool... Lol.. Maybe im just blessed...idk

by Anonymousreply 15202/23/2012

My husband is an irish and no he doesk not have a small penis but not extremely large either no bigger isn't always better

by Anonymousreply 15303/13/2012

I wanna see a big fleshy thick pasty Irish cock!

by Anonymousreply 15403/14/2012

Black Irish born and bred, presenting my willy. Hope you nice people like it.

by Anonymousreply 15503/24/2012

The cute Irish guy on TMZ must be average because he told Max the other day that Michael Fassbender from "Shame" had a "massive dong". Seemed pretty impressed.

by Anonymousreply 15603/24/2012

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by Anonymousreply 15703/24/2012

I met an Irish guy in Central Park a couple weeks ago and assumed he was Puerto Rican. (It was dark.) He was HUGE. Beercan thick, uncut (oh well), and built like a brick shithouse. Beautiful green eyes, big hands... Oh boy.

by Anonymousreply 15803/24/2012

My boyfriend is half-Irish and he's bigger than average. He's not monster huge, but that's a good thing. He fits perfectly in me.

by Anonymousreply 15903/24/2012

I think the Irish tend to be better looking than most. But I thought the red hair (and increased height) came from the Vikings who took over Ireland/Scotland and eastern England for centuries. The original Celts or Gaels were dark (and shorter) - and thus "the black Irish"

by Anonymousreply 16003/24/2012

So do Vikings, now Scandinavians, have big cocks to go with their huge body size?

And how about Germans? Boris Becker has a big/small pecker?

by Anonymousreply 16103/24/2012

[quote]Black Irish born and bred, presenting my willy. Hope you nice people like it.

[see offsite photo on]

Lovely black Irish fireplug there, R155!

by Anonymousreply 16203/25/2012

We nearly vomitted looking at r155's tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 16303/25/2012

Denis O'Hare is quite nicely hung.

by Anonymousreply 16403/25/2012

Show us more of that juicy Irish fireplug, R155! Are you uncut? I assume most Irish guys are?

by Anonymousreply 16503/25/2012

Also where in Ireland are you from?

by Anonymousreply 16603/25/2012

Lol yeah I'm uncut and I'm from Dublin, R162 and R165/166. We don't have fireplugs here in Ireland but glad you like it anyway! Another...

by Anonymousreply 16703/25/2012

Decide for yourself...

by Anonymousreply 16803/25/2012

9x6 Irish gay here

by Anonymousreply 16903/25/2012

Loving the fat-headed spark plug at R155/R167... Are you the schoolteacher from the "presenting our dicks" thread who was too shy to show face at first? Same rip in your jeans!

R168 - lovely size and shape, what's your stats? Where in Ireland are you from? Take clearer photos and show us from different angles.

R69 - show us please.

by Anonymousreply 17003/25/2012


Not me. He is Irish, though.

by Anonymousreply 17103/25/2012

Have you sucked it, R168/R171?

by Anonymousreply 17203/25/2012


you bet i have

by Anonymousreply 17303/25/2012

ex hubby was 80% Irish. Nubby cock soft, 5" hard. Huge low hangers. Quite the bush too. Killer ass.

God I miss him.

by Anonymousreply 17403/25/2012

Beautiful slab of red marble at R167.

More pics, men of Ireland!

by Anonymousreply 17503/26/2012

Has anyone else sucked off an Irishman? Tell us about it.

by Anonymousreply 17603/27/2012


Their jizz is green

by Anonymousreply 17703/27/2012

The ethnic stereotyping and racism on this thread is unbelievable. There are no more alcoholics in Ireland than in any other country. This is a myth perpetrated by the Anglo-English in the United States when Irish immigrants began coming here in the 1840's. Also you can't generalize penis size by nation. Men come in all sizes there is no one preponderance of size over another. Got what shit gets spread around on this website.

by Anonymousreply 17803/27/2012

That's not true R178. Alcohol consumption is very much dependent, not on race, but on culture.

Even today Ireland ranks #2 in per capita beer consumption, or is this chart an Anglo conspiracy too?

by Anonymousreply 17903/27/2012

per capita wine consumption

by Anonymousreply 18003/27/2012

[quote]And their complexions with that fair skin . . .

What about black Irish? Asian Irish?

Racist cunny.

by Anonymousreply 18103/27/2012

This suspiciously low chart for Ireland says they consume 13.5 liters of pure alcohol per capita per year v. 11.2 in the UK and 8.3 in the US

by Anonymousreply 18203/27/2012

[quote] What about black Irish?

Black Irish also have pale skin, along with black hair and blue eyes.

by Anonymousreply 18303/27/2012

Say what?

by Anonymousreply 18403/27/2012

Like the link below. Black Irish usually refers to Irish people with pale skin, dark hair and blue eyes, rather than black people living in Ireland.

by Anonymousreply 18503/27/2012

My last b/f was Irish and not small. He was a good 7-8 inches. Oh wait, this is DL, so I imagine that would be considered miniscule.

by Anonymousreply 18603/27/2012

That's your interpretation of black Irish because that's the type you want to fuck, but the actual definition is something else. The type you mentioned, plus dark haired, brown eyed people of a darker skin tone.

by Anonymousreply 18703/27/2012

[quote]ex hubby was 80% Irish.

How can one be 80% anything?

by Anonymousreply 18803/27/2012

why is a 2010 thread still here?

by Anonymousreply 18903/27/2012

80% Irish = 5% Polish

by Anonymousreply 19003/27/2012

Powers of 2, people.

by Anonymousreply 19103/27/2012

R187, I want to fuck anything that's even semi-decent, but that's beside the point. The way I've always heard Black Irish described is what I mentioned. Wikipedia disagrees /shrug.

by Anonymousreply 19203/27/2012

Not true at all - ask the countless foreign girls living here :p

Unfortunately we have begrudging Brits and "loyalists" living here and in Scotland who see themselves as ethnically different and spend their time creating all sorts of ridiculous rumours and stereotypes about the Irish. Can't be helped but we just laugh at it :D

by Anonymousreply 19304/05/2012

The WHO did a study and found out that Irish men are no 3 in Europe with cock size. France is first, Germany is second and Britain is fourth. Average cock length in ireland is 6.5-7.3 inches. I went to Ireland on exchange once when I was 16, I was amazed about how tall the majority of the guys were, most of them over 6ft tall. There didn't seem to be any middle though you were either really small or really tall. Smaller guys looked more built.

by Anonymousreply 19404/19/2012

not in my experience at all! love me some irish men and have never been disapointed at all, Id say all average to above average, most being in the above average, irish men are hot!!

by Anonymousreply 19505/12/2012

I am familiar with the WHO study. In my experience German men are hung big but arrogant and demanding. Russian guys? Oh. My. God. Hung like horses, kinky, and batshit crazy. If you ever end up with a Russian, run, run, run, as fast as you can.

by Anonymousreply 19605/12/2012


by Anonymousreply 19705/12/2012

No Asians have small tiny weeny peenies.

SIX INCHES is huge to a Chinese. The average East Asian is about 3" erect, while South Asians clock in a bit bigger at 4" and Vietnamese are only about 2" being the smallest people on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 19805/12/2012

Im Irish and i still live here and irish men dont have small dicks

by Anonymousreply 19906/06/2012

I live in ireland and i'm 100% irish and around 1 in 10 guys have small dicks honestly

by Anonymousreply 20006/06/2012

every big ol' red head irish bloke is hung like a god damned horse.

by Anonymousreply 20106/06/2012

My dick is as big as my biceps

by Anonymousreply 20206/06/2012

My college roommate in freshman and sophomore year was classic dark Irish - thick black hair, beautiful creamy skin, intense blue eyes, loved to drink and smoke and had quite a temper - but would give you the shirt off his back, too.

Also like many Irishmen, a deeply talented writer who has gone on to publish several well-received books but nevertheless has had a frequently turbulent life with a great deal of sadness in it.

And yes, he was nicely hung - fat and long despite a slight, skinny frame. He was not shy about his body - I even saw him erect from time to time because he didn't bother to hide his morning wood. He was straight as they come, but reacted in a kind and loving way when I came out to him right after we graduated.

I fell in love with him for a time. We stopped living together after two years by mutual agreement, but for me it was mainly because my feelings for him were getting harder to control. I got past it, and we remained good friends, still occasionally in touch though he lives on the other side of the country from me now.

by Anonymousreply 20306/06/2012

I've been with 2 irish guys so far... they definitely don't have a small dick, fat and long and lovely!!! ..sleeping w them is a treat!! while i've been with about 4/5 british and always small dicks..

Let's stick to the irish.. and they both knew how to use it!!!

not that good in oral sex though but.. who cares when you have this big thing that makes you come???

by Anonymousreply 20408/11/2012

Cocks are just like noses they come in every shape and size, a guy with a wide bridge on his nose is sure to be hung like a donkey , regardless of what part of the world he comes from. ONLY AN AMERICAN COULD ASK SUCH AN EXTREMELY STUPID QUESTION.

by Anonymousreply 20509/01/2012

Just a thought, with their reputations as womanizers, I wonder how big all the Kennedy brothers were. Marilyn Monroe and Judith Campbell Exner, where are you when we need you?

by Anonymousreply 20609/01/2012

"Have you never heard of 'The Irish Curse'? C'mon!"

Ummm, that may just possibly be what the OP was referring to. You idiot.

by Anonymousreply 20709/01/2012

someone posted a picture of colin farrell's sausage. how big is that considered to be? 6.5 inches? the only irish man i was with was similar to colin farrell's size and he was cut coz he had too much foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 20809/01/2012

Not true here is the proof Irish guy on xHamster;

by Anonymousreply 20909/14/2012

And another one, they mostly are big!

by Anonymousreply 21009/14/2012


by Anonymousreply 21109/14/2012

jesus fucking christ! How dumb are people these days. No group of people is all well endowed or very small. Every group has small, average and large members in a balance...

by Anonymousreply 21209/14/2012

I wish it were easier to tell.

by Anonymousreply 21309/14/2012

what the fuk is wrong with people! who gives a fuck!! Irish, 7 inchs ye nosey cunts

by Anonymousreply 21409/17/2012

My guess is I've been with several guys of Irish ancestry, most of whom were of average endowment. Only two guys (off the top of my head) very forwardly pointed out their Irishness -- incidentally, one was of Black Irish ancestry; the other, a fair-skinned redhead.

I don't altogether buy the black=hung/red=small argument. Seems too simple. But I must say that the two encounters above support that notion.

by Anonymousreply 21510/18/2012

I was trying to reply to specific comments... But I don't know if the post is out-dated or what, but the 'reply' link is grayed-out. So I was unable to directly respond (only worth note given the fact that there seem to be tens upon tens of reply comment pages so, not only am i only responding to the first 5 pages of comments, nobody will likely see this one... bummer). Anyway, other than the coincidental fact that my "x-girlfriend" used to belong to a site called "The Lounge" (1 of 7 billion reasons why i could never trust her and we broke up), I got here through a direct link from Google and thus, do not benefit from the site's context. I only say this because it appears that many/most comments appear to be drafted by homosexual author/bloggers. Which I take no issue with, but just want to clarify/remind you that, because my comments pertain to the "irish curse," they ought logically to apply regardless of sexual orientation... so don't dismiss them because i'm heterosexual if in fact this is a gay blog.

Ok, so, here's my reply with respect to the 1st 5 to 7 pages of the comments: 1) "red" v. "black" irish: Bullshit. The fact is, we are a mutt bunch, however, with 'mutt' being only several mixes which created (pre-2004) an irish 'look', 'persona', etc... [occurring from 1998 to 2009, the Irish welcomed mass immigration, mixing our gene pool, thus, these comments pertain to existing adult irish and irish-american men pre-2004]... of which [the mix] are: a.) Hibernian b.) Celt c.) Norse d.) Norman e.) "old" English f.) "new" English [if some wonder why i have left out of the bunch, those of Scottish descent, it is because the Irish and Scottish, regardless of how painful it is for Scotts or Northern Irish Presbyterians to hear -- they are 100% covered by the above mix of groups, and indeed, the Celts actually 'ruled' [not completely accurate in use] Scotland FROM IRELAND via original base in Spain which was ultimately lost... but let's PLEASE digress...]

Ok, it doesn't take a genealogist or a logic wizard focused on the pundit square to understand from the above description that - to each Irishmen, his dick be of inherently subjective dearth, length and... value. Nevertheless, this blog is asking for a stereotype, so I can only add the following:

i) if anything, 'reds,' not 'black irish,' would have larger dicks, not smaller (and I say this as a well-endowed 'black irish' guy). The reason -- those dicks are Norse. If you google that and read some history - - the proof is in the pudding, no question. You're "leprechaun, fairy, etc. from Irish folk-lore are Hibernian -- we had dark hair, brown eyes and our skin-tone has been argued about for hundreds of years (with the reigning theory that it would at LEAST have been darker than our Norse brethren's 5-shades-whiter-than-you're-grandma's-picket-fence... and though 'black irish' in terms of hair color, i will also disclose my Norse features: bright blue eyes and pale white/red skin). [ps - to any Irishman from Ireland- although the term 'black irish' unfortunately poisoned Eire ultimately (i apologize for that), these are terms that originated from America (similar to 'shanty' v. 'lace curtain' Irish).

ii) This started as a New York thing. We all had our stereotypes among our immigrant cultures... Ours was one abundantly discriminated against. [And to whatever db suggested that it was "English oppressing Irish" and then we all of a sudden suffered discrimination in the Americas from "being Catholic" I suggest you check your history -- it was ALWAYS because we were Catholic, on both continents (Americans might be able to appreciate the following analogy: Ireland to the British Empire was like Cuba to us/the U.S. during the height of the Cold War - England's enemies were Spain and France, both Catholic, thus stake-holding/military fear made the monarchy consistently paranoid about Rome's effect/wath, 'nuff said)... Anyway, after being shit on, we shit on others. The Italians, then Jews, in NYC started legend as rebuttal-it spread nationwide after

by Anonymousreply 21611/13/2012

I got a lot of irish & german and im above avarge so its not true

by Anonymousreply 21712/01/2012

Irish-American here also not small....tired of this sterotype and how everyone is keeping it going.

by Anonymousreply 21812/01/2012

This guy looks Norwegian. Aren't they supposed to be huge?

by Anonymousreply 21912/02/2012

I have a lot of Irish friends from Boston. They are all piss heads when they get drunk - fighting and such. I asked why all these good looking guys like to get the shit kicked out of them when they drink and they said it was "the Luck of the Irish". I was pissed off and said "what the fuck does that mean" They said it was because they had small dicks and it makes them feel manly to fight. There you go - straight from the mouth of the Irish!

by Anonymousreply 22003/15/2013

Irish and Irish-American guys are generally above average looking face-wise, so I don't care about the rest. I like a cute or handsome face, and the Irish have that down. Pee-pee size don't matter 2 me

by Anonymousreply 22103/15/2013

Penis size has never mattered to me. But, I have dated four Irish guys. One had a sexy thin 6 incher, 1 had a beautiful slightly thicker 7 incher and the other two were hung like fucking mules. I really don't like 'em that big, though.

by Anonymousreply 22203/15/2013

when you kid everything looks biger than usualy is:)

by Anonymousreply 22307/31/2013

I'm Irish and 5' 6" with dark hair and blue eyes so very Irish looking apart from a slightly darker complexion so I reckon I fit the bill in this thread. Never had an issue with my height and being reasonably attractive, confident and charming (I'm told) I never went without. Whilst having had lots of compliments such as 'nice equipment' and 'that's pretty big for a little fella' I never really worried nor did I obsess. Recently my wife told me she lied about having a black boyfriend to try and make me jealous which led me to research the myth a little. Lo and behold I found out that my 7½" x 5¾" penis ranks at the larger end of the average scale. I was delighted to find this out and now I think any girl I had bedded was a bit happily surprised too! Even the condom manufacturer I contacted suggested I wear their largest condom so God knows what anyone with a really big dick wears! Anyway, my point is don't get hung up on which race is better hung and which isn't. Put me in a clothed lineup with a load of other randomly picked guys I surely would be ranked near the bottom but as statistics show I'd be in the 97th percentile. That's top 3 out of 100. Thankfully women don't really think just about that or I'd never get laid. If the guy behind a big dick is a big dickhead it really won't matter. Treat the little ones like the big ones and you'll get plenty of pleasure back. It's as much about the giving than the getting. One final thing, my wife has had bigger of course but I'm told I was the only one who made her come purely from penetration so it's a sure sign that technique and feelings are as big a turn on not just a huge willy. Spread the love x

by Anonymousreply 22408/21/2013

WOW. I can't believe I just read this entire post about Irish cock. I guess this payback for how many unsuspecting young Irish lads I've taken advantage over the past 7 years.

Let's just get this one thing out of the way...I'm from Boston and there IS indeed a difference between Irish-American and Irish. It's like apples and oranges with cocks. Most, if not all, Irish guys are uncircumcised. Thank Goodness I've experienced that blessing.

And finally, I starting dating an Irish guy in 2006. He was from Galway and he was not at small and the sex was hot! He was sexy, horny and masculine. Unfortunately, he liked the drink, that is not a stereotype. I went Irishman CahhRazy after that and boy did I have fun doing it. I'm reformed now but I still get tingles when an Irishman leans in too close.

by Anonymousreply 22508/21/2013

Google footballer Conor Murray, and you'll get it

by Anonymousreply 22608/21/2013

Dated a lot of Irish guys. Most were small to average, with a few big guys who tended to be dark haired ones. But since I'm a top the small dicked bottoms gravitate to me? But I love them all. Best friendliest sexiest people I have known.

by Anonymousreply 22708/21/2013

Just so I'm clear, after the 2006 - 2008 relationship with this ex from Galway, I couldn't help myself. I was a terrible, terrible woman. I don't remember how many men of the top of my head, I can probably give you the quick math on how many counties.

My point is this, the 'Irish Curse', in my opinion has far less to do with ethnicity than it does with operation while being fecking loaded! Honestly, I was only twice sorely disappointed by size. What a waste of my time! And I know at least one of them was a ginger from County Monaghan. He was so small I actually thought maybe he had something wrong with him. Poor lad.

by Anonymousreply 22808/21/2013

That's not true, when I was living in London I met a lot of guys from Ireland and most of them were very well-endowed, I met a guy with 10 fucking inches and almost made me intestin comes out... LOL That's a mith, Irish guys are nice and huge cocks but they smoke a lot.

by Anonymousreply 22912/03/2013

How did the bumper of this thread find it? Does it show up on the first thread of google with "irish guys" and "small penises"?

It's funny, this "Irish curse" thing is not a thing in Britain at all. And I would have thought the anti-Irish sentiment has been stronger there than in the U.S.

by Anonymousreply 23012/03/2013

fucked a lot of irish-americans. some are hung. many are not. About the same as most guys.

by Anonymousreply 23112/05/2013

I am Irish German mix , red hair , and hung well 8 inches long 2 inches wide and both sides of my family claim to be well hung , i call bs on this rumour , am i the only hung ginger ?

by Anonymousreply 23212/17/2013

Certainly not this one:

by Anonymousreply 23312/17/2013



by Anonymousreply 23412/18/2013

OMG 220 yes! I live in boston and most of the Irish and Irish American guys i have hooked up with haver small dicks. My old friend a bi guy had this little cone shaped cock that I would suck (he was dark Irish with dark hair and blue eyes.) His cock started wide but ended with a tiny little head…no more than 4 inches He was always drunk and always fighting. Many guys I suspect too, fight and drink to deal with the fat that they have small dicks. Too bad. But let's be real, there is no real way of knowing how hung a guy is no matter what they are or where they were born.

by Anonymousreply 23512/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 23612/25/2013

Im a redhead and I have a small dick

by Anonymousreply 23701/09/2014


Are you Carrot Top or Kathy Griffin?

by Anonymousreply 23801/09/2014

According to the Worldwide Penis Survey, Ireland is ranked 97 right after the US at 96. See below rankings. Number 1 Congo (Br) number 2 Ecuador number 3 Congo (Zaire)

by Anonymousreply 23901/09/2014

I dated an Irishman once who was prematurely gray (he was in his late 20's) who came closer to being red than anything else. His schlong was a good size, slightly longer than mine. However it wasn't pretty, and his foreskin had a habit of trapping urine. I tasted piss quite a number of times while chewing on his foreskin. He could shoot far, though.

by Anonymousreply 24001/09/2014

i can vouch for the irish curse. i slept with a guy whose flaccid penis was like a belly button, literally there was NO projection. i expected to press it and the light go on.

erect it was about 3 inches and the experience was like being fucked by a lipstick...

very disappointing

by Anonymousreply 24101/09/2014

In my experience yes they have small ones, but it's cool if you have a tiny vagina like me.

by Anonymousreply 24203/17/2014

I just saw a drunk Irish-looking guy taking a piss in the street. Nicely hung, actually.

by Anonymousreply 24303/17/2014

Not true. Colin Farrell is Irish and has a major package which can be seen on video. Also, Brent Corrigan is Scotch-Irish and is really hung for a little guy.

by Anonymousreply 24403/17/2014

Did Carrie Ann just call Diana Nyland a "slowly opening flower"? Ick!

by Anonymousreply 24503/17/2014

"I had sex with three people and that proves something about an entire ethnicity." You people are amazing.

by Anonymousreply 24604/05/2016

[quote]the ones with dark hair are hung big

That's partially due to the fact that many of the dark haired ones are descendants from the 'Black Irish', those Spaniards who left (Spain) due to religious persecution and moved to Ireland.

by Anonymousreply 24704/05/2016

Irish men don't have to have black hair to be big.

by Anonymousreply 24804/05/2016

How the hell old are you, OP?

From the question, I'd stay 12.

by Anonymousreply 24904/05/2016

I'm an Irish guy, I wouldn't call my penis small. It's about average length, about 61/2", but very wide.

Not a porn star telephone pole, but no ones ever complained.

And I'm not black Irish.

by Anonymousreply 25004/05/2016

The only true Irishman that I have been with had a nice sized cock. I've been with plenty of American guys who have Irish heritage and they've all been nicely sized as well.

by Anonymousreply 25104/05/2016

Full Irish here. 8x6 definitely a grower though.

by Anonymousreply 25204/05/2016

Irish, Scots, we all know are all hung like a clam , police officers and fireman try to make it up with some kind o of bravado, but bottom line they are hung with the likes along the Koreans ugg needle dicks

kot=rea. UGH.

by Anonymousreply 25301/30/2017

It is not true at all. Neither do Polish guys.

by Anonymousreply 25401/30/2017

Colin Farrell has quite a nice dick, and he's Irish.

I'd suck on that lollipop all day long.... (NSFW)

by Anonymousreply 25501/30/2017

The biggest guy I was ever fucked by was Irish-American, and according to him, his brothers all had Coke can dicks as well.

by Anonymousreply 25601/30/2017

The biggest one I've ever seen outside porn was on an Irish guy from Boston. I understood why they called him "The Tripod."

by Anonymousreply 25701/30/2017

Get over it Irish guys, say what you want , the huge majority of you have small dicks, deal with it....

by Anonymousreply 25802/26/2017

It could be that their reputation is more about whiskey dick, than actual dick size.

by Anonymousreply 25902/26/2017

Sometimes it is true.

by Anonymousreply 26002/26/2017

There are big ones and small ones regardless of the ethnicity or race.

by Anonymousreply 26102/26/2017

r261, if you aren't going to wildly speculate and shamelessly fabricate, then please go to another site.

by Anonymousreply 26202/26/2017

Colin Farrell's dick is far from beautiful. It's big though. Sadly, big doesn't equal beautiful.....

by Anonymousreply 26302/27/2017

It's Twue, it's twue.

by Anonymousreply 26402/28/2017

JackSepticEye thought 5" was HUGE.

by Anonymousreply 26502/28/2017

About the same ratio as any group, in my experience. Two were 7+

by Anonymousreply 26602/28/2017
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