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Is It True That Irish Guys Have Small Penises?

or is this some urban legend? Someone mentioned this in another thread.

by Anonymousreply 280October 27, 2019 9:30 AM

Legend. I summered in Ireland and the guys were usually built big. One kid was huge, the kind that you wondered how he managed not to look freakish in his jeans. I did know a few guys with small ones, but they were the exceptions. All uncut, of course, both Catholics and Protestants. No division there. A bit on the psycho side, most of them - a lot of drama and performance and then romance and worry that you weren't going to keep calling. And their complexions with that fair skin . . .

by Anonymousreply 1August 1, 2010 5:21 AM

My experience has been that the ones with red hair have fairly tiny ones and the ones with dark hair are well hung. The tiny ones make up for it though by giving much better head.

by Anonymousreply 2August 1, 2010 5:42 AM

The ratio of hot Irish guys is high and I don't care how big their dicks are. It can be the size of a thimble but if they're hot, they're hot.

by Anonymousreply 3August 1, 2010 6:06 AM

r3 is most surely a Top.

by Anonymousreply 4August 1, 2010 6:08 AM

No, it's not true, OP. I think Colin Farrel's sex tape proved that.

by Anonymousreply 5August 1, 2010 6:15 AM

not in my first hand experience.

by Anonymousreply 6August 1, 2010 6:16 AM

Along with Colin Farrell, Johnathan Rhys Meyers is another Irish guy with a big one.

by Anonymousreply 7August 1, 2010 6:20 AM

haha, r2, your post reminds me of a scene in 30 Rock where Conan O'Brien and Alec Baldwin were having a convo and they made snipes at each other about being "red" vs "black" Irish. I'd imagine Conan has at least an average-sized dick given how tall he is.

by Anonymousreply 8August 1, 2010 6:21 AM

Well, they don't refer to them as shillelagh for nothing.

by Anonymousreply 9August 1, 2010 7:15 AM

My father was dark Irish-American and was hung.

by Anonymousreply 10August 1, 2010 9:36 AM

Mine too r10

by Anonymousreply 11August 1, 2010 10:28 AM

How do you know, R10?!

by Anonymousreply 12August 1, 2010 10:53 AM

Because he probably saw his father's cock at some point, like most of us do when we're kids.

by Anonymousreply 13August 1, 2010 10:57 AM

I was with a guy for a few weeks whose parents were both from Ireland, and he was below average, about 4 inches. He was horrible in bed, the worst sex I ever had. Sure, he could keep it up for a fairly good amount of time, but what good was that when he didn't know how to use it.

by Anonymousreply 15August 1, 2010 12:04 PM

Jonathan Rhys Meyers:

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by Anonymousreply 16August 1, 2010 12:11 PM

Colin Farrell:

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by Anonymousreply 17August 1, 2010 12:11 PM

I'm Irish and I don't ... and neither did most of the Irish boys I grew up with !

by Anonymousreply 18August 1, 2010 12:15 PM

mhb should go away permanently.

by Anonymousreply 19August 1, 2010 12:21 PM

R15, was he red or black?

by Anonymousreply 20August 1, 2010 12:28 PM

It doesn't matter; they're usually too drunk to get it up anyway.

by Anonymousreply 21August 1, 2010 12:29 PM

Yeah, sure, Irish guys are hung huge, whatever. Have you never heard of "The Irish Curse"? C'mon!

by Anonymousreply 22August 1, 2010 12:42 PM

r20: He had dark hair.

by Anonymousreply 23August 1, 2010 12:43 PM

I thought The Irish Curse referred to alcoholism. Or leprechaun infestations.

by Anonymousreply 24August 1, 2010 12:50 PM

r24, Tis referrin' to a lad's shillelagh.

by Anonymousreply 25August 1, 2010 1:09 PM

Red Irish? Gingers are rare everywhere, even in Ireland.

by Anonymousreply 26August 1, 2010 1:18 PM

What about SCOTTISH guys? Any experiences there re red vs. black? The Scots are historically from the same basic gene pool as the IRISH... ie., Celtic. Please discuss.

by Anonymousreply 27August 1, 2010 1:31 PM

Red haired Irishman here and I got an 8". So go fuck yourselves.

by Anonymousreply 28August 1, 2010 1:32 PM

Pity no one wants to suck a ginger minger, r28. Howdy Doody balls are not attractive no matter what kind of cock they're attached to.

by Anonymousreply 29August 1, 2010 1:37 PM

Actually, R29, "ginger minger" is someone who LIKES redheads, not a redhead himself.

Your cuntiness would be more effective if your command of English were sounder.

by Anonymousreply 30August 1, 2010 1:40 PM

r30, you might want to do a little research, you utter twat.

by Anonymousreply 31August 1, 2010 1:49 PM

r28, marry me.

by Anonymousreply 32August 1, 2010 1:51 PM

The "Irish curse" refers to both: "red nose, small hose."

Under-endowed alcoholics.

The expression "all potatoes and no meat" has similar roots as a distinguishing feature among under-endowed Irishmen is oversized balls.

I have also found that while a red-headed Irish guy's dick might look small at first glance, they tend to be growers. And as with many Catholics dealing with guilt over their sexuality, they tend to be fantastic in bed.

by Anonymousreply 33August 1, 2010 1:55 PM

redheads....purple dick and lumpy cum

by Anonymousreply 34August 1, 2010 3:52 PM

There are people who can help you, Gingers.

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by Anonymousreply 35August 1, 2010 4:49 PM

I've been with a few Irish guys. most have been average to large. however, my bf is black Irish and he has a fat cock with huge low hangers.

so i'm going to go with they're all over the map.

by Anonymousreply 36August 1, 2010 4:59 PM

What about the legendary cock of Liam Neeson?

by Anonymousreply 37August 1, 2010 6:10 PM

What about this weird habit (either directly from or inherited from the English) of hating on redheads? It's repulsive. A notch above flat-out racism.

by Anonymousreply 38August 1, 2010 6:29 PM

"It's repulsive. A notch above flat-out racism."

And it makes no sense, they're hot!

by Anonymousreply 39August 1, 2010 6:34 PM

I work with an man who is from Ireland (Heavy accent). I found out accidentially that he is gay or bi. I outed myself to him and he got sort of freaked out. After a couple of months he sort of warmed to me knowing about his sex life (He is extremely masculine almost to the point of being homophobic). Anyway...long story but we wound up having sex one day after work. He was very well endowed and had a fairly nice body (He is a red head). I had to quit seeing him because he has too many hangups about his sexuality. The main thing I came away with about this Ireland Native is that he is a drunk. I don't drink and his cum tastes like Guiness Stout.

by Anonymousreply 40August 1, 2010 6:43 PM

I have just the opposite experience "R2" Most red haired guys are hung and very sexual. Also, I have noticed that most red heads are uncut...anyone share that impression?

by Anonymousreply 41August 1, 2010 6:45 PM

[quote]He is extremely masculine almost to the point of being homophobic


by Anonymousreply 42August 1, 2010 6:54 PM

R40, if you don't drink, how do you know his cum tastes like Guinness?

by Anonymousreply 43August 1, 2010 6:59 PM

[quote]He is extremely masculine almost to the point of being homophobic%0D %0D R40, you do not know what the word 'masculine' means.

by Anonymousreply 44August 1, 2010 7:16 PM

the anti-Irish racism here and objectification of Irish penised-persons is no different than the objectifiation of black men over the mythical size of their cocks. All of you - especially the black men who participated in this disgusting discussion - disgust me and should be banned.

by Anonymousreply 45August 30, 2010 4:26 PM

I've only been with one full-blooded Irish guy. Red hair (fire-crotch red), great body and in the 7-1/2 to 8 range.

Great sex everyday for about a month, then a big drama fit and it was over. We were 19, so it was actually a pretty good run.

by Anonymousreply 46August 30, 2010 4:51 PM

Did anyone else post about the "Irish Curse"? It seems the black [hair]Irish are descended from Roman legions and are big. The curse refers to less than a few inches to almost an "outie" belly button size, predominate among the reds and fair haired. In my peronal experience plus and con..it does hold true. Not that a few recessive jeans can skew the results

by Anonymousreply 47August 30, 2010 5:00 PM

[quote]It seems the black [hair]Irish are descended from Roman legions and are big. No, we are not.

by Anonymousreply 48August 30, 2010 5:07 PM

[italic]the anti-Irish racism here and objectification of Irish penised-persons is no different than the objectifiation of black men over the mythical size of their cocks.[/italic]

Thanks for the parody post. You're so funny!

by Anonymousreply 49August 30, 2010 5:16 PM

In 2008, spent two weeks in Ireland on business. Was able to find some male companionship both in the cities and rural countryside. Like Jonathon Rhys-Meyer and Colin Farrell, almost all of the guys I hooked up with were bigger than normal, uncut and full bushes. Those guys were extremely hot and horny - particularly the country boys! Trying to get my client to schedule another on-site visit for me this fall.

by Anonymousreply 50August 30, 2010 5:18 PM

Colin Farrell says he's afflicted with the Irish curse. I'm assuming that's what he means.

by Anonymousreply 51August 30, 2010 5:20 PM

I don't know why I can't seem to quote properly today.

People of Irish descent with dark hair are not descended from Roman legions.

by Anonymousreply 52August 30, 2010 5:21 PM

'Tis true. Curse of the Blarney Stone, laddie.

by Anonymousreply 53August 30, 2010 5:22 PM

You mean "Black Irish". Their blood is mixed with Spanish blood. I believe Colin is "Black Irish" whereas Conan is not.%0D %0D Did you know that Conan and Dennis (can't think of his last name, the comic) are 1st cousins?

by Anonymousreply 54August 30, 2010 5:29 PM

once again. Misshelenbedd speaks the truth.

by Anonymousreply 55August 30, 2010 5:31 PM

Penis size has nothing to do with nationality.

by Anonymousreply 56August 30, 2010 5:53 PM

Brian d'Arcy James... dark hair, cute and HUNG HUGE!

by Anonymousreply 57August 30, 2010 5:56 PM

I'm 100% Irish and I'm hung like a horse.

by Anonymousreply 58August 30, 2010 5:58 PM

Dennis Leary?

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by Anonymousreply 59August 30, 2010 6:02 PM

Penis size is inherited so yes, it has all to do with ethnicity or race. Black guys really are bigger on average, Asians smaller. I've seen some big Irish but many small, perhaps a few more big ones than in Scandinavia. A bit bigger than the Spanish as well. Smaller than your typical German, Slavic, French, English. Nonetheless when the US is being overrun by small dicks from south of the border, it is a little odd to keep harping on the Irish.%0D

by Anonymousreply 60August 30, 2010 6:10 PM

All those old Greek statues have tinymeat, and yet today's Greeks are fairly big (and Italians enormous). Were Greeks and Italians of yesteryear a different people, ethnically speaking?%0D

by Anonymousreply 61August 30, 2010 6:18 PM

R61, I believe the ancient Greeks viewed a large penis as being a coarse attribute, and their idealized male statues reflect that viewpoint. In other greek art representing "rustic" men, or mythological male figures like satyrs, you will see exaggerated phalluses.

I'm sure there are others here who can refine that answer (or correct it), and I'd love to learn more if the thread can stand the expansion.

by Anonymousreply 62August 30, 2010 6:26 PM

Blonde Irish-American here.

6 x 6.

A handful, and a mouthful.

by Anonymousreply 63August 30, 2010 6:39 PM

eh, 'tis the French with the teeny weenies . . .

by Anonymousreply 64August 30, 2010 8:57 PM

Love it when the Irish Guys and pale and have fire plug cocks. Like beer cans Anyone got any pics of that?

by Anonymousreply 65August 30, 2010 9:06 PM

[quote]Not that a few recessive jeans can skew the results.

Nobody "Oh my!"d this all? You're slipping, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 66August 30, 2010 10:26 PM

"Nonetheless when the US is being overrun by small dicks from south of the border..."%0D %0D You haven't slept with many Hispanic men, have you?

by Anonymousreply 67August 30, 2010 10:31 PM

The Irish Curse is that their cocks don't work when they are drunk.%0D %0D Half Irish, have a nice size cock, drunk half the time, makes me horny, but my cock and alcohol don't mix well.%0D %0D ALL EXPLAINED, THREAD CLOSED

by Anonymousreply 68August 30, 2010 10:32 PM

R29 Speak for yourself, honey. Love the redheads. I've been with one Irish guy (black hair) and his cock was respectable, not huge but certainly not small.

by Anonymousreply 69August 30, 2010 10:36 PM

grandmother born in Ireland, i'm 6x5 and can shoot a few feet

by Anonymousreply 70August 31, 2010 12:10 AM

none of you bitches has seen my monster cock

by Anonymousreply 71August 31, 2010 10:49 PM

like this one?

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by Anonymousreply 72September 1, 2010 10:06 PM

Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Colin Farrell are Irish and have above average size cocks.

by Anonymousreply 73September 1, 2010 10:11 PM

Very Irish. 9"x6". seriously.

by Anonymousreply 74September 1, 2010 10:17 PM

let's see 74!

by Anonymousreply 75September 1, 2010 10:27 PM

all the cocks I've sucked in Ireland have been very nice and the guys are hot and real gentlemen-something the English could emulate

by Anonymousreply 76September 1, 2010 10:37 PM

Yes I have R67, it is you must not have.%0D

by Anonymousreply 77September 3, 2010 7:21 PM

I love your new look

by Anonymousreply 78September 6, 2010 1:48 AM

Entire thread is useless without pics.

by Anonymousreply 79September 6, 2010 2:01 AM

How many times have you posted this same thread in the last 10 years OP? Oh yes, I know you're new here.

by Anonymousreply 80September 6, 2010 2:06 AM

r68 is CORRECT!

by Anonymousreply 81September 6, 2010 2:07 AM

It's true.

by Anonymousreply 82September 6, 2010 2:08 AM

[italic]How many times have you posted this same thread in the last 10 years OP? Oh yes, I know you're new here.[/italic]

You must have a tiny Irish cock. Fuck off, lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 83September 6, 2010 2:10 AM

If th rest of the irishman is hot, I'll accePt the underendowed

by Anonymousreply 84September 8, 2010 11:11 PM

Blond Irishman here. I've had no complaints.

by Anonymousreply 85September 8, 2010 11:22 PM

Apparently Colin Morgan has a decent-sized one.

by Anonymousreply 86September 9, 2010 9:48 AM

I always thought that the expression "Irish curse" just referred to the Irish tendency towards alcoholism. Never met an Irishmen, except for a handle of teetoltlers that wasn't a drunk for part or all of his life.

by Anonymousreply 87September 9, 2010 10:12 AM

R2 - look again. Percentage wise there are not that many redheads in Ireland. Most of the population is brunette and blonde. You will find more redheads in Scotland and England than it Ireland. I have no idea how the redheaded Irishman became synonymous with Ireland.

by Anonymousreply 88September 9, 2010 3:20 PM

I think the redhead Irishwoman is synonymous with Ireland, not the redhead Irishman.

by Anonymousreply 89September 9, 2010 5:13 PM


I beg to differ.

by Anonymousreply 90September 9, 2010 5:22 PM

Great cocksuckers. Who cares about dick size then

by Anonymousreply 91September 10, 2010 12:24 AM

I'm still waiting for pictures of some nice, big, Irish dick!

by Anonymousreply 92September 10, 2010 12:32 AM

R92, weren't there photos of Colin Farrell posted earlier in this thread?

by Anonymousreply 93September 12, 2010 5:28 AM

Wtf? lmao just stumbled onto this thread.... and being irish (the born and raised in ireland) type of irish... i can honestly say NO irish men do not have small penises .... in fact the average size in ireland for men between 18-40 is 8 inches ... which if you ya know anything ..is 2 inches larger than america/canada :)

by Anonymousreply 94December 2, 2010 6:15 PM

How big is Ciaran's penis?

by Anonymousreply 95December 2, 2010 6:28 PM

NOT TRUE... I'm of Irish decent and am definetly on the large side, plus the guys I've seen erect, who have irish blood, are about 50/50... some huge, some not... but never met an irish dude who wasn't at least average sized+

by Anonymousreply 96May 23, 2011 2:00 PM

[quote]in fact the average size in ireland for men between 18-40 is 8 inches ... which if you ya know anything ..is 2 inches larger than america/canada :)

Just how drunk are you?

by Anonymousreply 97May 23, 2011 2:04 PM

I love redheads and adore native Irish. My experience has been on both counts is they're average to large.

by Anonymousreply 98May 23, 2011 2:19 PM

I know an Irish guy, who left Ireland a few years back, moved to the west coast and started dating mostly Asian guys, just because of his insane paranoia over his less than gigantic member. He never has had a serious relationship and is always chasing guys in a needy, clingy way. He can't accept that somebody could love him just the way he is.

by Anonymousreply 99May 23, 2011 3:25 PM

The comment about the U.S. being overrun by men with small penises from south of the border cracks me up. Deport those small penises now! Take your small penis back to your own small penis country! In any case, I tend to find Irishmen humorless. Hot, but they take themselves far too seriously.

by Anonymousreply 100May 23, 2011 3:34 PM

In terms of evolutionary biology, nature would tend to select for men with moderate sized penises. In order to successful inseminate a woman it would have to be big enough when erect to create friction inside the vagina so that the man can get off, but not so big as to not be able to fit in and move around comfortably.

by Anonymousreply 101May 23, 2011 3:59 PM

Two words: Liam Neeson.

by Anonymousreply 102May 23, 2011 4:04 PM

R101--that would explain the theory that gay guys have bigger genitals than hetero ones. Maybe we need bigger ones to hit the prostate.

by Anonymousreply 103May 23, 2011 4:08 PM

No, it's not true, OP.

Colin Farrell has a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 104May 23, 2011 7:38 PM

Dated an American strawberry blonde Irish guy. The smallest peen I had ever seen- thumb size. When we were grinding, all I felt was his hip bones. Didn't have sex, but I blew him- the easiest BJ ever.

by Anonymousreply 105May 24, 2011 2:15 PM

r105 Who wants to give an easy blow job? I want tears streaming down my cheeks and a sore throat when I finish.

by Anonymousreply 106May 24, 2011 2:25 PM

Hmm, has MHB outed himself?

Maybe he really is that Irish-looking guy in the photo.

by Anonymousreply 107May 24, 2011 2:27 PM

more examples please...visual that is

by Anonymousreply 108May 24, 2011 4:52 PM

Irish guys are tiny meat, but they make up for that with their sexy accents.

by Anonymousreply 109May 24, 2011 10:46 PM

Of course it's not true.

by Anonymousreply 110May 24, 2011 11:17 PM

Small or not, most are unfortunately uncut

by Anonymousreply 111May 24, 2011 11:51 PM

R111 = pro-circ troll

by Anonymousreply 112May 24, 2011 11:57 PM

HELL yes it's true. I've been giving physicals for almost 20 years, and the correlation between Irish bloodline and small meat is undeniable.%0D %0D There will always be exceptions to the rule, but yes, it's definitely true. %0D %0D Of course, they are the prettiest peckers you will ever see, which trumps a big ugly one any day. %0D %0D And they almost always have awesome low hangers.

by Anonymousreply 113May 24, 2011 11:58 PM

The trouble is they'll all binge drinkers with chips on their shoulders. Most of the country lived below the poverty line up until the 1980s and most are weirdly sensitive about family poverty and ESPECIALLY class (which turns them into rambling bolshy bores) so don't go there!

by Anonymousreply 114May 25, 2011 1:31 AM

No wonder so many people think that Black men have huge dicks: Good God I saw the links someone posted on the first page of this thread of Jonathan Rhys whatever his last name is and Colin Farrell, plus I have also seen Farrel's sextape. The picture collage of both guys are more conclusive. THESE GUYS ARE TINY!!! Goddamn! Is THAT what you guys call BIG????? Jesus Christ. No wonder so many whites think Blacks are big. Those things are small!!!!! Seriously!!

by Anonymousreply 115October 5, 2011 8:27 PM

I'm a redhead Irish guy and will agree us redhead guys are way under-endowed. Like 4 inches and thin small.

by Anonymousreply 116November 9, 2011 3:52 AM

It does have something to does with nationality, but no Irishmen do not tend to have unusually small penises. Hairy men's tend to look smaller than nonhairy men and many Irish men are hairy. That's part of it. They may also tend to be stocky. Which might make them look disproportionately smaller, than say... oh someone who is Czech and has absolutely no hair on his boyish body.

by Anonymousreply 117November 9, 2011 4:06 AM

JRM is big, R115

by Anonymousreply 118November 9, 2011 5:56 AM

[quote]I tend to find Irishmen humorless. Hot, but they take themselves far too seriously.

i've only dated two irish guys (from ireland, not irish-americans) and they were both the funniest guys ever. great sex too, though neither of them were very hung. cool by me- hot and funny trumps dick size any day.

by Anonymousreply 119November 9, 2011 6:26 AM

As an Irish American, I have actually dated a fair amount of Irish men and Irish men by no means for the vast majority have small penises. In fact, the ones I was with were huge!

by Anonymousreply 120December 19, 2011 10:41 PM

The biggest cock I've ever seen on anyone (not in porn, but in real life) was on an Irish guy from Boston. He was actually known as "Tripod" among the women he was working with. Of course, even though he was cultivating the image of a pussyhound, once he was drunk he tried to pin me down on the bed and have sex with me.

by Anonymousreply 121December 19, 2011 10:52 PM

I'm a Redhead Irish guy (fair , freckles etc..) and I notice a big size difference between me and darker haired men (mens locker room). I consider 4" long and girth of a nickel (hard) pretty tiny. Most guy's are that size and much thicker soft.

by Anonymousreply 122January 3, 2012 3:02 AM

Not all Irish guys. I'll never forget my college roommate's buddy from high school... Red-headed Irish guy, was 19 or 20 at the time. Used to see him in the showers or changing in our dorm room, and he had one giant hog hanging between those thighs.

by Anonymousreply 123January 3, 2012 3:11 AM

I've seen at least 6 or more redhead guys (not just irish but redhead) in the gym coming out of the shower all were 1-2 inches soft and smaller than a chapstick. I've also asked girls about their experiences and most say small/tiny - maybe there are a lucky few!

by Anonymousreply 124January 3, 2012 3:18 AM

I'm curious as to what most girls out there think. What would you do if out on a date with a redhead guy and found out his size was 4" (HARD) and skinny - a turnoff?

by Anonymousreply 125January 3, 2012 3:23 AM

Most of the Irish guys I have seen naked are small or tiny.

Slavic guys? Oh. My. God. In college, there were 2 guys on my floor who were of Slavic descent--one Slovak, the other Polish and Ukranian. Huge. There was a common shower on the floor and when these guys would walk into the showers you would notice everyone's eyes quickly glancing at these guys. No one ever said anything.

One night, I got drunk with the guy who was Slovak. To make a long story short, he whipped it out. 9 hard. I felt like I had won a lottery sponsored by Johnny Wadd.

by Anonymousreply 126January 3, 2012 4:03 AM

I have been with a couple redhead guys and the sex life with them was bad (and short). They were both too small for me. Anything under 6 is useless and skinny is even worse. No redheads for me! All of my girlfriends agree...

by Anonymousreply 127January 3, 2012 12:44 PM

I don't care how big any Irish guy is, it is all about butt cleavage!

by Anonymousreply 128January 3, 2012 2:34 PM

[R65] That's been my experience too. Most red heads I've been with have had thicker cocks.

Length has varied, but the thickness was always there. Beer can.

(same with black guys, in my experience. Length isn't always the Mandingo everyone claims it should be, but most black guys I have been with had thicker cocks.)

by Anonymousreply 129January 3, 2012 2:44 PM

Relative to Spain, yes.... the Irish are tiny meat but.....BUT....relative to the Chinese, the Irish are all 3 legged beasties.

by Anonymousreply 130January 3, 2012 3:59 PM

I'm a gay female who hasn't slept with a man in 30 years, but even I can tell you that Irish guys are medium-small in size.

by Anonymousreply 131January 3, 2012 6:09 PM

You aren't really Irish dude, you just think you are.

by Anonymousreply 132January 3, 2012 6:14 PM

Then what we've heard about black Irish guys is not a myth?

by Anonymousreply 133January 3, 2012 6:15 PM

I've only had two that I know of. The redhead was tiny but made up for it with enthusiasm. The dark Irish one was gigantic, but bad at all things oral.

by Anonymousreply 134January 3, 2012 6:20 PM

I'm a nurse that works for a urologist and have assisted in many vasectomy's. I have seen thousands of penis and can say that far smaller than any men (including Asian men) real redheads (means pubic hair is red too) are MUCH smaller than all other men. I have seen maybe a handful that were normal size but the rest very very under endowed. I feel bad some of these men complain of not being able to sexually please a woman and become sexually shy. Honestly they are smaller than many pre-school boys that come to our office.

by Anonymousreply 135January 4, 2012 4:01 PM

My personal experience (and yes, I'm a total whore) is that Irish guys either have tiny dicks or gigantic dicks. Maybe it's just my luck, but I've never seen an average sized one. Just baby penii and massive martini shaker-sized behemoths.

by Anonymousreply 136January 4, 2012 4:10 PM

No, OP.

by Anonymousreply 137January 4, 2012 4:57 PM

"I feel bad some of these men complain of not being able to sexually please a woman and become sexually shy"

Perhaps you should tell them that sexually pleasing a woman has very little to do with their penis or penis size.

by Anonymousreply 138January 4, 2012 5:03 PM

Well, if they don't, and want mine, they can have it. But I'll need it back.

by Anonymousreply 139January 4, 2012 5:24 PM

no better proof than a picture

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by Anonymousreply 140January 4, 2012 8:15 PM

yes tiny lol

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by Anonymousreply 141January 4, 2012 8:22 PM

the Irish blokes I know have all been hung, and hard fuckers!

by Anonymousreply 142January 4, 2012 8:47 PM

[quote] Irish guys either have tiny dicks or gigantic dicks

My dick isn't tiny...

by Anonymousreply 143January 4, 2012 8:59 PM

We're not talking about vageens, Cuntan.

by Anonymousreply 144January 4, 2012 9:02 PM

Hung enough?

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by Anonymousreply 145January 10, 2012 7:54 AM

How come Irish dicks are generally small and Scottish dicks are generally huge? You would think there would be a lot of crossover in ancestry.

by Anonymousreply 146January 10, 2012 8:09 AM

[quote]I have seen thousands of penis

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 147January 10, 2012 8:23 AM

Red Irish? You learn something new everyday.

by Anonymousreply 148January 11, 2012 8:50 PM

lets see some BIG irish cock!

by Anonymousreply 149January 12, 2012 12:59 AM

It is most certainly not true that Irish guys have small penises. They are actually well endowed and I know from experience!

by Anonymousreply 150February 15, 2012 11:55 PM

r141--I don't recall giving you permission to post a picture of my dick!

by Anonymousreply 151February 16, 2012 12:01 AM

Im an Irish guy and I have 8inches...then again my name is James brown... Girls often call me the white guy with ablackguy tool... Lol.. Maybe im just blessed...idk

by Anonymousreply 152February 23, 2012 7:57 PM

My husband is an irish and no he doesk not have a small penis but not extremely large either no bigger isn't always better

by Anonymousreply 153March 14, 2012 7:18 AM

I wanna see a big fleshy thick pasty Irish cock!

by Anonymousreply 154March 14, 2012 2:31 PM

Black Irish born and bred, presenting my willy. Hope you nice people like it.

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by Anonymousreply 155March 25, 2012 2:20 AM

The cute Irish guy on TMZ must be average because he told Max the other day that Michael Fassbender from "Shame" had a "massive dong". Seemed pretty impressed.

by Anonymousreply 156March 25, 2012 2:35 AM

its not strictly on-topic, but to fix amazon links, try the following bookmarklet: window.location=window.location.protocol+'/'+window.location.pathname;

by Anonymousreply 157March 25, 2012 2:47 AM

I met an Irish guy in Central Park a couple weeks ago and assumed he was Puerto Rican. (It was dark.) He was HUGE. Beercan thick, uncut (oh well), and built like a brick shithouse. Beautiful green eyes, big hands... Oh boy.

by Anonymousreply 158March 25, 2012 2:58 AM

My boyfriend is half-Irish and he's bigger than average. He's not monster huge, but that's a good thing. He fits perfectly in me.

by Anonymousreply 159March 25, 2012 3:29 AM

I think the Irish tend to be better looking than most. But I thought the red hair (and increased height) came from the Vikings who took over Ireland/Scotland and eastern England for centuries. The original Celts or Gaels were dark (and shorter) - and thus "the black Irish"

by Anonymousreply 160March 25, 2012 3:37 AM

So do Vikings, now Scandinavians, have big cocks to go with their huge body size?

And how about Germans? Boris Becker has a big/small pecker?

by Anonymousreply 161March 25, 2012 3:42 AM

[quote]Black Irish born and bred, presenting my willy. Hope you nice people like it.

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Lovely black Irish fireplug there, R155!

by Anonymousreply 162March 25, 2012 9:48 AM

We nearly vomitted looking at r155's tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 163March 25, 2012 9:54 AM

Denis O'Hare is quite nicely hung.

by Anonymousreply 164March 25, 2012 10:19 AM

Show us more of that juicy Irish fireplug, R155! Are you uncut? I assume most Irish guys are?

by Anonymousreply 165March 25, 2012 11:03 AM

Also where in Ireland are you from?

by Anonymousreply 166March 25, 2012 11:10 AM

Lol yeah I'm uncut and I'm from Dublin, R162 and R165/166. We don't have fireplugs here in Ireland but glad you like it anyway! Another...

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by Anonymousreply 167March 25, 2012 11:23 AM

Decide for yourself...

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by Anonymousreply 168March 25, 2012 11:29 AM

9x6 Irish gay here

by Anonymousreply 169March 25, 2012 11:43 AM

Loving the fat-headed spark plug at R155/R167... Are you the schoolteacher from the "presenting our dicks" thread who was too shy to show face at first? Same rip in your jeans!

R168 - lovely size and shape, what's your stats? Where in Ireland are you from? Take clearer photos and show us from different angles.

R69 - show us please.

by Anonymousreply 170March 25, 2012 12:18 PM


Not me. He is Irish, though.

by Anonymousreply 171March 25, 2012 12:32 PM

Have you sucked it, R168/R171?

by Anonymousreply 172March 25, 2012 12:35 PM


you bet i have

by Anonymousreply 173March 25, 2012 12:44 PM

ex hubby was 80% Irish. Nubby cock soft, 5" hard. Huge low hangers. Quite the bush too. Killer ass.

God I miss him.

by Anonymousreply 174March 25, 2012 12:56 PM

Beautiful slab of red marble at R167.

More pics, men of Ireland!

by Anonymousreply 175March 26, 2012 3:44 PM

Has anyone else sucked off an Irishman? Tell us about it.

by Anonymousreply 176March 27, 2012 7:16 PM


Their jizz is green

by Anonymousreply 177March 27, 2012 7:21 PM

The ethnic stereotyping and racism on this thread is unbelievable. There are no more alcoholics in Ireland than in any other country. This is a myth perpetrated by the Anglo-English in the United States when Irish immigrants began coming here in the 1840's. Also you can't generalize penis size by nation. Men come in all sizes there is no one preponderance of size over another. Got what shit gets spread around on this website.

by Anonymousreply 178March 27, 2012 9:18 PM

That's not true R178. Alcohol consumption is very much dependent, not on race, but on culture.

Even today Ireland ranks #2 in per capita beer consumption, or is this chart an Anglo conspiracy too?

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by Anonymousreply 179March 27, 2012 9:32 PM

per capita wine consumption

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by Anonymousreply 180March 27, 2012 9:34 PM

[quote]And their complexions with that fair skin . . .

What about black Irish? Asian Irish?

Racist cunny.

by Anonymousreply 181March 27, 2012 9:38 PM

This suspiciously low chart for Ireland says they consume 13.5 liters of pure alcohol per capita per year v. 11.2 in the UK and 8.3 in the US

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by Anonymousreply 182March 27, 2012 9:39 PM

[quote] What about black Irish?

Black Irish also have pale skin, along with black hair and blue eyes.

by Anonymousreply 183March 27, 2012 9:50 PM

Say what?

by Anonymousreply 184March 27, 2012 9:58 PM

Like the link below. Black Irish usually refers to Irish people with pale skin, dark hair and blue eyes, rather than black people living in Ireland.

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by Anonymousreply 185March 27, 2012 11:27 PM

My last b/f was Irish and not small. He was a good 7-8 inches. Oh wait, this is DL, so I imagine that would be considered miniscule.

by Anonymousreply 186March 27, 2012 11:41 PM

That's your interpretation of black Irish because that's the type you want to fuck, but the actual definition is something else. The type you mentioned, plus dark haired, brown eyed people of a darker skin tone.

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by Anonymousreply 187March 27, 2012 11:55 PM

[quote]ex hubby was 80% Irish.

How can one be 80% anything?

by Anonymousreply 188March 28, 2012 12:30 AM

why is a 2010 thread still here?

by Anonymousreply 189March 28, 2012 12:35 AM

80% Irish = 5% Polish

by Anonymousreply 190March 28, 2012 12:35 AM

Powers of 2, people.

by Anonymousreply 191March 28, 2012 12:40 AM

R187, I want to fuck anything that's even semi-decent, but that's beside the point. The way I've always heard Black Irish described is what I mentioned. Wikipedia disagrees /shrug.

by Anonymousreply 192March 28, 2012 2:45 AM

Not true at all - ask the countless foreign girls living here :p

Unfortunately we have begrudging Brits and "loyalists" living here and in Scotland who see themselves as ethnically different and spend their time creating all sorts of ridiculous rumours and stereotypes about the Irish. Can't be helped but we just laugh at it :D

by Anonymousreply 193April 5, 2012 1:14 PM

The WHO did a study and found out that Irish men are no 3 in Europe with cock size. France is first, Germany is second and Britain is fourth. Average cock length in ireland is 6.5-7.3 inches. I went to Ireland on exchange once when I was 16, I was amazed about how tall the majority of the guys were, most of them over 6ft tall. There didn't seem to be any middle though you were either really small or really tall. Smaller guys looked more built.

by Anonymousreply 194April 19, 2012 9:09 PM

not in my experience at all! love me some irish men and have never been disapointed at all, Id say all average to above average, most being in the above average, irish men are hot!!

by Anonymousreply 195May 12, 2012 11:28 PM

I am familiar with the WHO study. In my experience German men are hung big but arrogant and demanding. Russian guys? Oh. My. God. Hung like horses, kinky, and batshit crazy. If you ever end up with a Russian, run, run, run, as fast as you can.

by Anonymousreply 196May 12, 2012 11:55 PM


by Anonymousreply 197May 13, 2012 12:03 AM

No Asians have small tiny weeny peenies.

SIX INCHES is huge to a Chinese. The average East Asian is about 3" erect, while South Asians clock in a bit bigger at 4" and Vietnamese are only about 2" being the smallest people on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 198May 13, 2012 7:06 AM

Im Irish and i still live here and irish men dont have small dicks

by Anonymousreply 199June 7, 2012 12:17 AM

I live in ireland and i'm 100% irish and around 1 in 10 guys have small dicks honestly

by Anonymousreply 200June 7, 2012 12:21 AM

every big ol' red head irish bloke is hung like a god damned horse.

by Anonymousreply 201June 7, 2012 12:26 AM

My dick is as big as my biceps

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by Anonymousreply 202June 7, 2012 12:35 AM

My college roommate in freshman and sophomore year was classic dark Irish - thick black hair, beautiful creamy skin, intense blue eyes, loved to drink and smoke and had quite a temper - but would give you the shirt off his back, too.

Also like many Irishmen, a deeply talented writer who has gone on to publish several well-received books but nevertheless has had a frequently turbulent life with a great deal of sadness in it.

And yes, he was nicely hung - fat and long despite a slight, skinny frame. He was not shy about his body - I even saw him erect from time to time because he didn't bother to hide his morning wood. He was straight as they come, but reacted in a kind and loving way when I came out to him right after we graduated.

I fell in love with him for a time. We stopped living together after two years by mutual agreement, but for me it was mainly because my feelings for him were getting harder to control. I got past it, and we remained good friends, still occasionally in touch though he lives on the other side of the country from me now.

by Anonymousreply 203June 7, 2012 1:06 AM

I've been with 2 irish guys so far... they definitely don't have a small dick, fat and long and lovely!!! ..sleeping w them is a treat!! while i've been with about 4/5 british and always small dicks..

Let's stick to the irish.. and they both knew how to use it!!!

not that good in oral sex though but.. who cares when you have this big thing that makes you come???

by Anonymousreply 204August 11, 2012 11:11 AM

Cocks are just like noses they come in every shape and size, a guy with a wide bridge on his nose is sure to be hung like a donkey , regardless of what part of the world he comes from. ONLY AN AMERICAN COULD ASK SUCH AN EXTREMELY STUPID QUESTION.

by Anonymousreply 205September 2, 2012 2:06 AM

Just a thought, with their reputations as womanizers, I wonder how big all the Kennedy brothers were. Marilyn Monroe and Judith Campbell Exner, where are you when we need you?

by Anonymousreply 206September 2, 2012 2:35 AM

"Have you never heard of 'The Irish Curse'? C'mon!"

Ummm, that may just possibly be what the OP was referring to. You idiot.

by Anonymousreply 207September 2, 2012 2:57 AM

someone posted a picture of colin farrell's sausage. how big is that considered to be? 6.5 inches? the only irish man i was with was similar to colin farrell's size and he was cut coz he had too much foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 208September 2, 2012 3:31 AM

Not true here is the proof Irish guy on xHamster;

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by Anonymousreply 209September 14, 2012 4:27 PM

And another one, they mostly are big!

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by Anonymousreply 211September 14, 2012 4:35 PM

jesus fucking christ! How dumb are people these days. No group of people is all well endowed or very small. Every group has small, average and large members in a balance...

by Anonymousreply 212September 14, 2012 5:03 PM

I wish it were easier to tell.

by Anonymousreply 213September 14, 2012 5:11 PM

what the fuk is wrong with people! who gives a fuck!! Irish, 7 inchs ye nosey cunts

by Anonymousreply 214September 18, 2012 1:51 AM

My guess is I've been with several guys of Irish ancestry, most of whom were of average endowment. Only two guys (off the top of my head) very forwardly pointed out their Irishness -- incidentally, one was of Black Irish ancestry; the other, a fair-skinned redhead.

I don't altogether buy the black=hung/red=small argument. Seems too simple. But I must say that the two encounters above support that notion.

by Anonymousreply 215October 18, 2012 11:53 AM

I was trying to reply to specific comments... But I don't know if the post is out-dated or what, but the 'reply' link is grayed-out. So I was unable to directly respond (only worth note given the fact that there seem to be tens upon tens of reply comment pages so, not only am i only responding to the first 5 pages of comments, nobody will likely see this one... bummer). Anyway, other than the coincidental fact that my "x-girlfriend" used to belong to a site called "The Lounge" (1 of 7 billion reasons why i could never trust her and we broke up), I got here through a direct link from Google and thus, do not benefit from the site's context. I only say this because it appears that many/most comments appear to be drafted by homosexual author/bloggers. Which I take no issue with, but just want to clarify/remind you that, because my comments pertain to the "irish curse," they ought logically to apply regardless of sexual orientation... so don't dismiss them because i'm heterosexual if in fact this is a gay blog.

Ok, so, here's my reply with respect to the 1st 5 to 7 pages of the comments: 1) "red" v. "black" irish: Bullshit. The fact is, we are a mutt bunch, however, with 'mutt' being only several mixes which created (pre-2004) an irish 'look', 'persona', etc... [occurring from 1998 to 2009, the Irish welcomed mass immigration, mixing our gene pool, thus, these comments pertain to existing adult irish and irish-american men pre-2004]... of which [the mix] are: a.) Hibernian b.) Celt c.) Norse d.) Norman e.) "old" English f.) "new" English [if some wonder why i have left out of the bunch, those of Scottish descent, it is because the Irish and Scottish, regardless of how painful it is for Scotts or Northern Irish Presbyterians to hear -- they are 100% covered by the above mix of groups, and indeed, the Celts actually 'ruled' [not completely accurate in use] Scotland FROM IRELAND via original base in Spain which was ultimately lost... but let's PLEASE digress...]

Ok, it doesn't take a genealogist or a logic wizard focused on the pundit square to understand from the above description that - to each Irishmen, his dick be of inherently subjective dearth, length and... value. Nevertheless, this blog is asking for a stereotype, so I can only add the following:

i) if anything, 'reds,' not 'black irish,' would have larger dicks, not smaller (and I say this as a well-endowed 'black irish' guy). The reason -- those dicks are Norse. If you google that and read some history - - the proof is in the pudding, no question. You're "leprechaun, fairy, etc. from Irish folk-lore are Hibernian -- we had dark hair, brown eyes and our skin-tone has been argued about for hundreds of years (with the reigning theory that it would at LEAST have been darker than our Norse brethren's 5-shades-whiter-than-you're-grandma's-picket-fence... and though 'black irish' in terms of hair color, i will also disclose my Norse features: bright blue eyes and pale white/red skin). [ps - to any Irishman from Ireland- although the term 'black irish' unfortunately poisoned Eire ultimately (i apologize for that), these are terms that originated from America (similar to 'shanty' v. 'lace curtain' Irish).

ii) This started as a New York thing. We all had our stereotypes among our immigrant cultures... Ours was one abundantly discriminated against. [And to whatever db suggested that it was "English oppressing Irish" and then we all of a sudden suffered discrimination in the Americas from "being Catholic" I suggest you check your history -- it was ALWAYS because we were Catholic, on both continents (Americans might be able to appreciate the following analogy: Ireland to the British Empire was like Cuba to us/the U.S. during the height of the Cold War - England's enemies were Spain and France, both Catholic, thus stake-holding/military fear made the monarchy consistently paranoid about Rome's effect/wath, 'nuff said)... Anyway, after being shit on, we shit on others. The Italians, then Jews, in NYC started legend as rebuttal-it spread nationwide after

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by Anonymousreply 216November 14, 2012 2:35 AM

I got a lot of irish & german and im above avarge so its not true

by Anonymousreply 217December 1, 2012 5:36 PM

Irish-American here also not small....tired of this sterotype and how everyone is keeping it going.

by Anonymousreply 218December 2, 2012 6:55 AM

This guy looks Norwegian. Aren't they supposed to be huge?

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by Anonymousreply 219December 2, 2012 9:32 PM

I have a lot of Irish friends from Boston. They are all piss heads when they get drunk - fighting and such. I asked why all these good looking guys like to get the shit kicked out of them when they drink and they said it was "the Luck of the Irish". I was pissed off and said "what the fuck does that mean" They said it was because they had small dicks and it makes them feel manly to fight. There you go - straight from the mouth of the Irish!

by Anonymousreply 220March 15, 2013 7:32 PM

Irish and Irish-American guys are generally above average looking face-wise, so I don't care about the rest. I like a cute or handsome face, and the Irish have that down. Pee-pee size don't matter 2 me

by Anonymousreply 221March 15, 2013 7:45 PM

Penis size has never mattered to me. But, I have dated four Irish guys. One had a sexy thin 6 incher, 1 had a beautiful slightly thicker 7 incher and the other two were hung like fucking mules. I really don't like 'em that big, though.

by Anonymousreply 222March 15, 2013 8:31 PM

when you kid everything looks biger than usualy is:)

by Anonymousreply 223August 1, 2013 12:27 AM

I'm Irish and 5' 6" with dark hair and blue eyes so very Irish looking apart from a slightly darker complexion so I reckon I fit the bill in this thread. Never had an issue with my height and being reasonably attractive, confident and charming (I'm told) I never went without. Whilst having had lots of compliments such as 'nice equipment' and 'that's pretty big for a little fella' I never really worried nor did I obsess. Recently my wife told me she lied about having a black boyfriend to try and make me jealous which led me to research the myth a little. Lo and behold I found out that my 7½" x 5¾" penis ranks at the larger end of the average scale. I was delighted to find this out and now I think any girl I had bedded was a bit happily surprised too! Even the condom manufacturer I contacted suggested I wear their largest condom so God knows what anyone with a really big dick wears! Anyway, my point is don't get hung up on which race is better hung and which isn't. Put me in a clothed lineup with a load of other randomly picked guys I surely would be ranked near the bottom but as statistics show I'd be in the 97th percentile. That's top 3 out of 100. Thankfully women don't really think just about that or I'd never get laid. If the guy behind a big dick is a big dickhead it really won't matter. Treat the little ones like the big ones and you'll get plenty of pleasure back. It's as much about the giving than the getting. One final thing, my wife has had bigger of course but I'm told I was the only one who made her come purely from penetration so it's a sure sign that technique and feelings are as big a turn on not just a huge willy. Spread the love x

by Anonymousreply 224August 22, 2013 5:33 AM

WOW. I can't believe I just read this entire post about Irish cock. I guess this payback for how many unsuspecting young Irish lads I've taken advantage over the past 7 years.

Let's just get this one thing out of the way...I'm from Boston and there IS indeed a difference between Irish-American and Irish. It's like apples and oranges with cocks. Most, if not all, Irish guys are uncircumcised. Thank Goodness I've experienced that blessing.

And finally, I starting dating an Irish guy in 2006. He was from Galway and he was not at small and the sex was hot! He was sexy, horny and masculine. Unfortunately, he liked the drink, that is not a stereotype. I went Irishman CahhRazy after that and boy did I have fun doing it. I'm reformed now but I still get tingles when an Irishman leans in too close.

by Anonymousreply 225August 22, 2013 6:41 AM

Google footballer Conor Murray, and you'll get it

by Anonymousreply 226August 22, 2013 7:03 AM

Dated a lot of Irish guys. Most were small to average, with a few big guys who tended to be dark haired ones. But since I'm a top the small dicked bottoms gravitate to me? But I love them all. Best friendliest sexiest people I have known.

by Anonymousreply 227August 22, 2013 7:27 AM

Just so I'm clear, after the 2006 - 2008 relationship with this ex from Galway, I couldn't help myself. I was a terrible, terrible woman. I don't remember how many men of the top of my head, I can probably give you the quick math on how many counties.

My point is this, the 'Irish Curse', in my opinion has far less to do with ethnicity than it does with operation while being fecking loaded! Honestly, I was only twice sorely disappointed by size. What a waste of my time! And I know at least one of them was a ginger from County Monaghan. He was so small I actually thought maybe he had something wrong with him. Poor lad.

by Anonymousreply 228August 22, 2013 7:38 AM

That's not true, when I was living in London I met a lot of guys from Ireland and most of them were very well-endowed, I met a guy with 10 fucking inches and almost made me intestin comes out... LOL That's a mith, Irish guys are nice and huge cocks but they smoke a lot.

by Anonymousreply 229December 3, 2013 10:00 PM

How did the bumper of this thread find it? Does it show up on the first thread of google with "irish guys" and "small penises"?

It's funny, this "Irish curse" thing is not a thing in Britain at all. And I would have thought the anti-Irish sentiment has been stronger there than in the U.S.

by Anonymousreply 230December 3, 2013 10:09 PM

fucked a lot of irish-americans. some are hung. many are not. About the same as most guys.

by Anonymousreply 231December 5, 2013 8:30 AM

I am Irish German mix , red hair , and hung well 8 inches long 2 inches wide and both sides of my family claim to be well hung , i call bs on this rumour , am i the only hung ginger ?

by Anonymousreply 232December 18, 2013 3:28 AM

Certainly not this one:

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by Anonymousreply 234December 18, 2013 1:53 PM

OMG 220 yes! I live in boston and most of the Irish and Irish American guys i have hooked up with haver small dicks. My old friend a bi guy had this little cone shaped cock that I would suck (he was dark Irish with dark hair and blue eyes.) His cock started wide but ended with a tiny little head…no more than 4 inches He was always drunk and always fighting. Many guys I suspect too, fight and drink to deal with the fat that they have small dicks. Too bad. But let's be real, there is no real way of knowing how hung a guy is no matter what they are or where they were born.

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by Anonymousreply 236December 26, 2013 7:36 AM

Im a redhead and I have a small dick

by Anonymousreply 237January 9, 2014 10:28 PM


Are you Carrot Top or Kathy Griffin?

by Anonymousreply 238January 10, 2014 1:00 AM

According to the Worldwide Penis Survey, Ireland is ranked 97 right after the US at 96. See below rankings. Number 1 Congo (Br) number 2 Ecuador number 3 Congo (Zaire)

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by Anonymousreply 239January 10, 2014 1:10 AM

I dated an Irishman once who was prematurely gray (he was in his late 20's) who came closer to being red than anything else. His schlong was a good size, slightly longer than mine. However it wasn't pretty, and his foreskin had a habit of trapping urine. I tasted piss quite a number of times while chewing on his foreskin. He could shoot far, though.

by Anonymousreply 240January 10, 2014 1:49 AM

i can vouch for the irish curse. i slept with a guy whose flaccid penis was like a belly button, literally there was NO projection. i expected to press it and the light go on.

erect it was about 3 inches and the experience was like being fucked by a lipstick...

very disappointing

by Anonymousreply 241January 10, 2014 2:03 AM

In my experience yes they have small ones, but it's cool if you have a tiny vagina like me.

by Anonymousreply 242March 18, 2014 1:39 AM

I just saw a drunk Irish-looking guy taking a piss in the street. Nicely hung, actually.

by Anonymousreply 243March 18, 2014 1:43 AM

Not true. Colin Farrell is Irish and has a major package which can be seen on video. Also, Brent Corrigan is Scotch-Irish and is really hung for a little guy.

by Anonymousreply 244March 18, 2014 1:45 AM

Did Carrie Ann just call Diana Nyland a "slowly opening flower"? Ick!

by Anonymousreply 245March 18, 2014 1:46 AM

"I had sex with three people and that proves something about an entire ethnicity." You people are amazing.

by Anonymousreply 246April 5, 2016 2:55 PM

[quote]the ones with dark hair are hung big

That's partially due to the fact that many of the dark haired ones are descendants from the 'Black Irish', those Spaniards who left (Spain) due to religious persecution and moved to Ireland.

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by Anonymousreply 247April 5, 2016 3:05 PM

Irish men don't have to have black hair to be big.

by Anonymousreply 248April 5, 2016 3:09 PM

How the hell old are you, OP?

From the question, I'd stay 12.

by Anonymousreply 249April 5, 2016 3:10 PM

I'm an Irish guy, I wouldn't call my penis small. It's about average length, about 61/2", but very wide.

Not a porn star telephone pole, but no ones ever complained.

And I'm not black Irish.

by Anonymousreply 250April 5, 2016 3:15 PM

The only true Irishman that I have been with had a nice sized cock. I've been with plenty of American guys who have Irish heritage and they've all been nicely sized as well.

by Anonymousreply 251April 5, 2016 3:18 PM

Full Irish here. 8x6 definitely a grower though.

by Anonymousreply 252April 5, 2016 4:37 PM

Irish, Scots, we all know are all hung like a clam , police officers and fireman try to make it up with some kind o of bravado, but bottom line they are hung with the likes along the Koreans ugg needle dicks

kot=rea. UGH.

by Anonymousreply 253January 31, 2017 12:04 AM

It is not true at all. Neither do Polish guys.

by Anonymousreply 254January 31, 2017 12:06 AM

Colin Farrell has quite a nice dick, and he's Irish.

I'd suck on that lollipop all day long.... (NSFW)

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by Anonymousreply 255January 31, 2017 12:18 AM

The biggest guy I was ever fucked by was Irish-American, and according to him, his brothers all had Coke can dicks as well.

by Anonymousreply 256January 31, 2017 1:59 AM

The biggest one I've ever seen outside porn was on an Irish guy from Boston. I understood why they called him "The Tripod."

by Anonymousreply 257January 31, 2017 2:05 AM

Get over it Irish guys, say what you want , the huge majority of you have small dicks, deal with it....

by Anonymousreply 258February 27, 2017 2:08 AM

It could be that their reputation is more about whiskey dick, than actual dick size.

by Anonymousreply 259February 27, 2017 2:12 AM

Sometimes it is true.

by Anonymousreply 260February 27, 2017 2:17 AM

There are big ones and small ones regardless of the ethnicity or race.

by Anonymousreply 261February 27, 2017 2:50 AM

r261, if you aren't going to wildly speculate and shamelessly fabricate, then please go to another site.

by Anonymousreply 262February 27, 2017 5:22 AM

Colin Farrell's dick is far from beautiful. It's big though. Sadly, big doesn't equal beautiful.....

by Anonymousreply 263February 27, 2017 10:46 AM

It's Twue, it's twue.

by Anonymousreply 264February 28, 2017 10:11 AM

JackSepticEye thought 5" was HUGE.

by Anonymousreply 265February 28, 2017 10:17 AM

About the same ratio as any group, in my experience. Two were 7+

by Anonymousreply 266February 28, 2017 12:11 PM

Try "Call Me Kevin"

by Anonymousreply 267November 17, 2018 2:48 PM

Love the Irish big or small red or black.

by Anonymousreply 268November 17, 2018 3:10 PM

Because OP needs to start a new thread for everything "mentioned in another thread."

F&F THE REDUNDANT THREAD THIEF, it's polluting Datalounge straight down the shitter!

by Anonymousreply 269November 17, 2018 5:27 PM

OMg r269! I'm shocked!

But getting back to Irish cock, of the ones I've had, 3 were below average, 2 were above.

by Anonymousreply 270November 17, 2018 5:31 PM

I'm Irish and I have a big big dick.

It's 7.999 inches from the base. THICK shaft. Symmetrical. Nice, big shiny mushroom head.

I can't believe I don't have a boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 271November 17, 2018 5:35 PM

It's the mushroom head r271. No one likes a mushroom head.

by Anonymousreply 272November 17, 2018 5:40 PM

Irish 7” - but also 6’2” so not that big. Being Irish is great until mid-30s when the pale skin ages horribly. Also I think the Irish chest/shoulder structure tends to not be the classic Greco-Roman ideal so even if muscled. I would never date an Irish guy. Always dated Italian or Hispanic. Also think Irish are a little fucked up - I would never date me.

by Anonymousreply 273November 17, 2018 7:03 PM

I agree R273, also Irish and I think we are mental! Any Irish guy I've dated in the past has been trouble. There is lots of Latino blood now in the Emerald Isle which gives better options! :-)

by Anonymousreply 274November 17, 2018 7:23 PM

Speak of the devil: Just came across the story of Desmond Duffy and Desmond Sullivan from Dublin. Proves my point.

by Anonymousreply 275November 18, 2018 3:45 AM

[quote]It's the mushroom head [R271]. No one likes a mushroom head.

It hurts coming out.

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by Anonymousreply 277November 18, 2018 9:01 PM

Yes R3 They are!!!

by Anonymousreply 278October 26, 2019 7:39 PM

Irish guys are hot, especially black Irish, who cares about their small dicks, there is so much more to love about them!

by Anonymousreply 279October 26, 2019 7:44 PM

R277 You hideous queen what does bump mean? You must be a drug addict from the 80's.

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