or is this some urban legend? Someone mentioned this in another thread.
Is It True That Irish Guys Have Small Penises?
|by Anonymous||reply 245||03/17/2014|
Well, they don't refer to them as shillelagh for nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/01/2010|
r20: He had dark hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/01/2010|
I thought The Irish Curse referred to alcoholism. Or leprechaun infestations.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/01/2010|
r24, Tis referrin' to a lad's shillelagh.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/01/2010|
Red Irish? Gingers are rare everywhere, even in Ireland.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/01/2010|
What about SCOTTISH guys? Any experiences there re red vs. black? The Scots are historically from the same basic gene pool as the IRISH... ie., Celtic. Please discuss.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/01/2010|
Red haired Irishman here and I got an 8". So go fuck yourselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/01/2010|
Actually, R29, "ginger minger" is someone who LIKES redheads, not a redhead himself.
Your cuntiness would be more effective if your command of English were sounder.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/01/2010|
r30, you might want to do a little research, you utter twat.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/01/2010|
There are people who can help you, Gingers.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/01/2010|
I've been with a few Irish guys. most have been average to large. however, my bf is black Irish and he has a fat cock with huge low hangers.
so i'm going to go with they're all over the map.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/01/2010|
What about this weird habit (either directly from or inherited from the English) of hating on redheads? It's repulsive. A notch above flat-out racism.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/01/2010|
"It's repulsive. A notch above flat-out racism."
And it makes no sense, they're hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/01/2010|
I work with an man who is from Ireland (Heavy accent). I found out accidentially that he is gay or bi. I outed myself to him and he got sort of freaked out. After a couple of months he sort of warmed to me knowing about his sex life (He is extremely masculine almost to the point of being homophobic). Anyway...long story but we wound up having sex one day after work. He was very well endowed and had a fairly nice body (He is a red head). I had to quit seeing him because he has too many hangups about his sexuality. The main thing I came away with about this Ireland Native is that he is a drunk. I don't drink and his cum tastes like Guiness Stout.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/01/2010|
I have just the opposite experience "R2" Most red haired guys are hung and very sexual. Also, I have noticed that most red heads are uncut...anyone share that impression?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/01/2010|
[quote]He is extremely masculine almost to the point of being homophobic
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/01/2010|
[quote]He is extremely masculine almost to the point of being homophobic%0D %0D R40, you do not know what the word 'masculine' means.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/01/2010|
I've only been with one full-blooded Irish guy. Red hair (fire-crotch red), great body and in the 7-1/2 to 8 range.
Great sex everyday for about a month, then a big drama fit and it was over. We were 19, so it was actually a pretty good run.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/30/2010|
Did anyone else post about the "Irish Curse"? It seems the black [hair]Irish are descended from Roman legions and are big. The curse refers to less than a few inches to almost an "outie" belly button size, predominate among the reds and fair haired. In my peronal experience plus and con..it does hold true. Not that a few recessive jeans can skew the results
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/30/2010|
In 2008, spent two weeks in Ireland on business. Was able to find some male companionship both in the cities and rural countryside. Like Jonathon Rhys-Meyer and Colin Farrell, almost all of the guys I hooked up with were bigger than normal, uncut and full bushes. Those guys were extremely hot and horny - particularly the country boys! Trying to get my client to schedule another on-site visit for me this fall.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||08/30/2010|
I don't know why I can't seem to quote properly today.
People of Irish descent with dark hair are not descended from Roman legions.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||08/30/2010|
'Tis true. Curse of the Blarney Stone, laddie.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||08/30/2010|
You mean "Black Irish". Their blood is mixed with Spanish blood. I believe Colin is "Black Irish" whereas Conan is not.%0D %0D Did you know that Conan and Dennis (can't think of his last name, the comic) are 1st cousins?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||08/30/2010|
once again. Misshelenbedd speaks the truth.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/30/2010|
Penis size has nothing to do with nationality.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||08/30/2010|
I'm 100% Irish and I'm hung like a horse.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||08/30/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||08/30/2010|
Penis size is inherited so yes, it has all to do with ethnicity or race. Black guys really are bigger on average, Asians smaller. I've seen some big Irish but many small, perhaps a few more big ones than in Scandinavia. A bit bigger than the Spanish as well. Smaller than your typical German, Slavic, French, English. Nonetheless when the US is being overrun by small dicks from south of the border, it is a little odd to keep harping on the Irish.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 60||08/30/2010|
R61, I believe the ancient Greeks viewed a large penis as being a coarse attribute, and their idealized male statues reflect that viewpoint. In other greek art representing "rustic" men, or mythological male figures like satyrs, you will see exaggerated phalluses.
I'm sure there are others here who can refine that answer (or correct it), and I'd love to learn more if the thread can stand the expansion.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||08/30/2010|
Blonde Irish-American here.
6 x 6.
A handful, and a mouthful.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||08/30/2010|
eh, 'tis the French with the teeny weenies . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 64||08/30/2010|
Love it when the Irish Guys and pale and have fire plug cocks. Like beer cans Anyone got any pics of that?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||08/30/2010|
[quote]Not that a few recessive jeans can skew the results.
Nobody "Oh my!"d this all? You're slipping, bitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||08/30/2010|
"Nonetheless when the US is being overrun by small dicks from south of the border..."%0D %0D You haven't slept with many Hispanic men, have you?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||08/30/2010|
The Irish Curse is that their cocks don't work when they are drunk.%0D %0D Half Irish, have a nice size cock, drunk half the time, makes me horny, but my cock and alcohol don't mix well.%0D %0D ALL EXPLAINED, THREAD CLOSED
|by Anonymous||reply 68||08/30/2010|
grandmother born in Ireland, i'm 6x5 and can shoot a few feet
|by Anonymous||reply 70||08/30/2010|
like this one?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/01/2010|
Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Colin Farrell are Irish and have above average size cocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/01/2010|
Very Irish. 9"x6". seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/01/2010|
let's see 74!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/01/2010|
all the cocks I've sucked in Ireland have been very nice and the guys are hot and real gentlemen-something the English could emulate
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/01/2010|
Yes I have R67, it is you must not have.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/03/2010|
I love your new look
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/05/2010|
Entire thread is useless without pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/05/2010|
How many times have you posted this same thread in the last 10 years OP? Oh yes, I know you're new here.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/05/2010|
r68 is CORRECT!
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/05/2010|
[italic]How many times have you posted this same thread in the last 10 years OP? Oh yes, I know you're new here.[/italic]
You must have a tiny Irish cock. Fuck off, lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/05/2010|
If th rest of the irishman is hot, I'll accePt the underendowed
|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/08/2010|
Blond Irishman here. I've had no complaints.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/08/2010|
Apparently Colin Morgan has a decent-sized one.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/09/2010|
I always thought that the expression "Irish curse" just referred to the Irish tendency towards alcoholism. Never met an Irishmen, except for a handle of teetoltlers that wasn't a drunk for part or all of his life.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/09/2010|
R2 - look again. Percentage wise there are not that many redheads in Ireland. Most of the population is brunette and blonde. You will find more redheads in Scotland and England than it Ireland. I have no idea how the redheaded Irishman became synonymous with Ireland.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/09/2010|
I think the redhead Irishwoman is synonymous with Ireland, not the redhead Irishman.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/09/2010|
I beg to differ.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/09/2010|
Great cocksuckers. Who cares about dick size then
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/09/2010|
I'm still waiting for pictures of some nice, big, Irish dick!
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/09/2010|
Wtf? lmao just stumbled onto this thread.... and being irish (the born and raised in ireland) type of irish... i can honestly say NO irish men do not have small penises .... in fact the average size in ireland for men between 18-40 is 8 inches ... which if you ya know anything ..is 2 inches larger than america/canada :)
|by Anonymous||reply 94||12/02/2010|
How big is Ciaran's penis?
|by Anonymous||reply 95||12/02/2010|
NOT TRUE... I'm of Irish decent and am definetly on the large side, plus the guys I've seen erect, who have irish blood, are about 50/50... some huge, some not... but never met an irish dude who wasn't at least average sized+
|by Anonymous||reply 96||05/23/2011|
[quote]in fact the average size in ireland for men between 18-40 is 8 inches ... which if you ya know anything ..is 2 inches larger than america/canada :)
Just how drunk are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 97||05/23/2011|
I love redheads and adore native Irish. My experience has been on both counts is they're average to large.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/23/2011|
I know an Irish guy, who left Ireland a few years back, moved to the west coast and started dating mostly Asian guys, just because of his insane paranoia over his less than gigantic member. He never has had a serious relationship and is always chasing guys in a needy, clingy way. He can't accept that somebody could love him just the way he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/23/2011|
The comment about the U.S. being overrun by men with small penises from south of the border cracks me up. Deport those small penises now! Take your small penis back to your own small penis country! In any case, I tend to find Irishmen humorless. Hot, but they take themselves far too seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||05/23/2011|
In terms of evolutionary biology, nature would tend to select for men with moderate sized penises. In order to successful inseminate a woman it would have to be big enough when erect to create friction inside the vagina so that the man can get off, but not so big as to not be able to fit in and move around comfortably.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/23/2011|
Two words: Liam Neeson.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/23/2011|
R101--that would explain the theory that gay guys have bigger genitals than hetero ones. Maybe we need bigger ones to hit the prostate.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/23/2011|
No, it's not true, OP.
Colin Farrell has a big dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||05/23/2011|
Dated an American strawberry blonde Irish guy. The smallest peen I had ever seen- thumb size. When we were grinding, all I felt was his hip bones. Didn't have sex, but I blew him- the easiest BJ ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/24/2011|
r105 Who wants to give an easy blow job? I want tears streaming down my cheeks and a sore throat when I finish.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/24/2011|
more examples please...visual that is
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/24/2011|
Irish guys are tiny meat, but they make up for that with their sexy accents.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/24/2011|
Of course it's not true.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/24/2011|
R111 = pro-circ troll
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/24/2011|
HELL yes it's true. I've been giving physicals for almost 20 years, and the correlation between Irish bloodline and small meat is undeniable.%0D %0D There will always be exceptions to the rule, but yes, it's definitely true. %0D %0D Of course, they are the prettiest peckers you will ever see, which trumps a big ugly one any day. %0D %0D And they almost always have awesome low hangers.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/24/2011|
The trouble is they'll all binge drinkers with chips on their shoulders. Most of the country lived below the poverty line up until the 1980s and most are weirdly sensitive about family poverty and ESPECIALLY class (which turns them into rambling bolshy bores) so don't go there!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/24/2011|
I'm a redhead Irish guy and will agree us redhead guys are way under-endowed. Like 4 inches and thin small.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||11/08/2011|
It does have something to does with nationality, but no Irishmen do not tend to have unusually small penises. Hairy men's tend to look smaller than nonhairy men and many Irish men are hairy. That's part of it. They may also tend to be stocky. Which might make them look disproportionately smaller, than say... oh someone who is Czech and has absolutely no hair on his boyish body.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||11/09/2011|
JRM is big, R115
|by Anonymous||reply 118||11/09/2011|
[quote]I tend to find Irishmen humorless. Hot, but they take themselves far too seriously.
i've only dated two irish guys (from ireland, not irish-americans) and they were both the funniest guys ever. great sex too, though neither of them were very hung. cool by me- hot and funny trumps dick size any day.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||11/09/2011|
As an Irish American, I have actually dated a fair amount of Irish men and Irish men by no means for the vast majority have small penises. In fact, the ones I was with were huge!
|by Anonymous||reply 120||12/19/2011|
I'm a Redhead Irish guy (fair , freckles etc..) and I notice a big size difference between me and darker haired men (mens locker room). I consider 4" long and girth of a nickel (hard) pretty tiny. Most guy's are that size and much thicker soft.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||01/02/2012|
I've seen at least 6 or more redhead guys (not just irish but redhead) in the gym coming out of the shower all were 1-2 inches soft and smaller than a chapstick. I've also asked girls about their experiences and most say small/tiny - maybe there are a lucky few!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||01/02/2012|
I'm curious as to what most girls out there think. What would you do if out on a date with a redhead guy and found out his size was 4" (HARD) and skinny - a turnoff?
|by Anonymous||reply 125||01/02/2012|
Most of the Irish guys I have seen naked are small or tiny.
Slavic guys? Oh. My. God. In college, there were 2 guys on my floor who were of Slavic descent--one Slovak, the other Polish and Ukranian. Huge. There was a common shower on the floor and when these guys would walk into the showers you would notice everyone's eyes quickly glancing at these guys. No one ever said anything.
One night, I got drunk with the guy who was Slovak. To make a long story short, he whipped it out. 9 hard. I felt like I had won a lottery sponsored by Johnny Wadd.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||01/03/2012|
I have been with a couple redhead guys and the sex life with them was bad (and short). They were both too small for me. Anything under 6 is useless and skinny is even worse. No redheads for me! All of my girlfriends agree...
|by Anonymous||reply 127||01/03/2012|
I don't care how big any Irish guy is, it is all about butt cleavage!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||01/03/2012|
Relative to Spain, yes.... the Irish are tiny meat but.....BUT....relative to the Chinese, the Irish are all 3 legged beasties.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||01/03/2012|
I'm a gay female who hasn't slept with a man in 30 years, but even I can tell you that Irish guys are medium-small in size.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||01/03/2012|
You aren't really Irish dude, you just think you are.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||01/03/2012|
Then what we've heard about black Irish guys is not a myth?
|by Anonymous||reply 133||01/03/2012|
I've only had two that I know of. The redhead was tiny but made up for it with enthusiasm. The dark Irish one was gigantic, but bad at all things oral.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||01/03/2012|
I'm a nurse that works for a urologist and have assisted in many vasectomy's. I have seen thousands of penis and can say that far smaller than any men (including Asian men) real redheads (means pubic hair is red too) are MUCH smaller than all other men. I have seen maybe a handful that were normal size but the rest very very under endowed. I feel bad some of these men complain of not being able to sexually please a woman and become sexually shy. Honestly they are smaller than many pre-school boys that come to our office.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||01/04/2012|
My personal experience (and yes, I'm a total whore) is that Irish guys either have tiny dicks or gigantic dicks. Maybe it's just my luck, but I've never seen an average sized one. Just baby penii and massive martini shaker-sized behemoths.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||01/04/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 137||01/04/2012|
"I feel bad some of these men complain of not being able to sexually please a woman and become sexually shy"
Perhaps you should tell them that sexually pleasing a woman has very little to do with their penis or penis size.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||01/04/2012|
Well, if they don't, and want mine, they can have it. But I'll need it back.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||01/04/2012|
no better proof than a picture
|by Anonymous||reply 140||01/04/2012|
[quote] Irish guys either have tiny dicks or gigantic dicks
My dick isn't tiny...
|by Anonymous||reply 143||01/04/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 145||01/10/2012|
How come Irish dicks are generally small and Scottish dicks are generally huge? You would think there would be a lot of crossover in ancestry.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||01/10/2012|
[quote]I have seen thousands of penis
|by Anonymous||reply 147||01/10/2012|
Red Irish? You learn something new everyday.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||01/11/2012|
lets see some BIG irish cock!
|by Anonymous||reply 149||01/11/2012|
It is most certainly not true that Irish guys have small penises. They are actually well endowed and I know from experience!
|by Anonymous||reply 150||02/15/2012|
r141--I don't recall giving you permission to post a picture of my dick!
|by Anonymous||reply 151||02/15/2012|
Im an Irish guy and I have 8inches...then again my name is James brown... Girls often call me the white guy with ablackguy tool... Lol.. Maybe im just blessed...idk
|by Anonymous||reply 152||02/23/2012|
My husband is an irish and no he doesk not have a small penis but not extremely large either no bigger isn't always better
|by Anonymous||reply 153||03/14/2012|
I wanna see a big fleshy thick pasty Irish cock!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||03/14/2012|
Black Irish born and bred, presenting my willy. Hope you nice people like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||03/24/2012|
The cute Irish guy on TMZ must be average because he told Max the other day that Michael Fassbender from "Shame" had a "massive dong". Seemed pretty impressed.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||03/24/2012|
its not strictly on-topic, but to fix amazon links, try the following bookmarklet: window.location=window.location.protocol+'/'+window.location.pathname;
|by Anonymous||reply 157||03/24/2012|
I met an Irish guy in Central Park a couple weeks ago and assumed he was Puerto Rican. (It was dark.) He was HUGE. Beercan thick, uncut (oh well), and built like a brick shithouse. Beautiful green eyes, big hands... Oh boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||03/24/2012|
My boyfriend is half-Irish and he's bigger than average. He's not monster huge, but that's a good thing. He fits perfectly in me.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||03/24/2012|
I think the Irish tend to be better looking than most. But I thought the red hair (and increased height) came from the Vikings who took over Ireland/Scotland and eastern England for centuries. The original Celts or Gaels were dark (and shorter) - and thus "the black Irish"
|by Anonymous||reply 160||03/24/2012|
So do Vikings, now Scandinavians, have big cocks to go with their huge body size?
And how about Germans? Boris Becker has a big/small pecker?
|by Anonymous||reply 161||03/24/2012|
[quote]Black Irish born and bred, presenting my willy. Hope you nice people like it.
[see offsite photo on i.imgur.com]
Lovely black Irish fireplug there, R155!
|by Anonymous||reply 162||03/25/2012|
Denis O'Hare is quite nicely hung.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||03/25/2012|
Show us more of that juicy Irish fireplug, R155! Are you uncut? I assume most Irish guys are?
|by Anonymous||reply 165||03/25/2012|
Also where in Ireland are you from?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||03/25/2012|
Lol yeah I'm uncut and I'm from Dublin, R162 and R165/166. We don't have fireplugs here in Ireland but glad you like it anyway! Another...
|by Anonymous||reply 167||03/25/2012|
Decide for yourself...
|by Anonymous||reply 168||03/25/2012|
9x6 Irish gay here
|by Anonymous||reply 169||03/25/2012|
Loving the fat-headed spark plug at R155/R167... Are you the schoolteacher from the "presenting our dicks" thread who was too shy to show face at first? Same rip in your jeans!
R168 - lovely size and shape, what's your stats? Where in Ireland are you from? Take clearer photos and show us from different angles.
R69 - show us please.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||03/25/2012|
Not me. He is Irish, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||03/25/2012|
Have you sucked it, R168/R171?
|by Anonymous||reply 172||03/25/2012|
you bet i have
|by Anonymous||reply 173||03/25/2012|
ex hubby was 80% Irish. Nubby cock soft, 5" hard. Huge low hangers. Quite the bush too. Killer ass.
God I miss him.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||03/25/2012|
Beautiful slab of red marble at R167.
More pics, men of Ireland!
|by Anonymous||reply 175||03/26/2012|
Has anyone else sucked off an Irishman? Tell us about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||03/27/2012|
Their jizz is green
|by Anonymous||reply 177||03/27/2012|
The ethnic stereotyping and racism on this thread is unbelievable. There are no more alcoholics in Ireland than in any other country. This is a myth perpetrated by the Anglo-English in the United States when Irish immigrants began coming here in the 1840's. Also you can't generalize penis size by nation. Men come in all sizes there is no one preponderance of size over another. Got what shit gets spread around on this website.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||03/27/2012|
That's not true R178. Alcohol consumption is very much dependent, not on race, but on culture.
Even today Ireland ranks #2 in per capita beer consumption, or is this chart an Anglo conspiracy too?
|by Anonymous||reply 179||03/27/2012|
per capita wine consumption
|by Anonymous||reply 180||03/27/2012|
[quote]And their complexions with that fair skin . . .
What about black Irish? Asian Irish?
|by Anonymous||reply 181||03/27/2012|
This suspiciously low chart for Ireland says they consume 13.5 liters of pure alcohol per capita per year v. 11.2 in the UK and 8.3 in the US
|by Anonymous||reply 182||03/27/2012|
[quote] What about black Irish?
Black Irish also have pale skin, along with black hair and blue eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||03/27/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 184||03/27/2012|
Like the link below. Black Irish usually refers to Irish people with pale skin, dark hair and blue eyes, rather than black people living in Ireland.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||03/27/2012|
My last b/f was Irish and not small. He was a good 7-8 inches. Oh wait, this is DL, so I imagine that would be considered miniscule.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||03/27/2012|
That's your interpretation of black Irish because that's the type you want to fuck, but the actual definition is something else. The type you mentioned, plus dark haired, brown eyed people of a darker skin tone.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||03/27/2012|
[quote]ex hubby was 80% Irish.
How can one be 80% anything?
|by Anonymous||reply 188||03/27/2012|
why is a 2010 thread still here?
|by Anonymous||reply 189||03/27/2012|
80% Irish = 5% Polish
|by Anonymous||reply 190||03/27/2012|
Powers of 2, people.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||03/27/2012|
R187, I want to fuck anything that's even semi-decent, but that's beside the point. The way I've always heard Black Irish described is what I mentioned. Wikipedia disagrees /shrug.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||03/27/2012|
Not true at all - ask the countless foreign girls living here :p
Unfortunately we have begrudging Brits and "loyalists" living here and in Scotland who see themselves as ethnically different and spend their time creating all sorts of ridiculous rumours and stereotypes about the Irish. Can't be helped but we just laugh at it :D
|by Anonymous||reply 193||04/05/2012|
The WHO did a study and found out that Irish men are no 3 in Europe with cock size. France is first, Germany is second and Britain is fourth. Average cock length in ireland is 6.5-7.3 inches. I went to Ireland on exchange once when I was 16, I was amazed about how tall the majority of the guys were, most of them over 6ft tall. There didn't seem to be any middle though you were either really small or really tall. Smaller guys looked more built.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||04/19/2012|
not in my experience at all! love me some irish men and have never been disapointed at all, Id say all average to above average, most being in the above average, irish men are hot!!
|by Anonymous||reply 195||05/12/2012|
I am familiar with the WHO study. In my experience German men are hung big but arrogant and demanding. Russian guys? Oh. My. God. Hung like horses, kinky, and batshit crazy. If you ever end up with a Russian, run, run, run, as fast as you can.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||05/12/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 197||05/12/2012|
Im Irish and i still live here and irish men dont have small dicks
|by Anonymous||reply 199||06/06/2012|
I live in ireland and i'm 100% irish and around 1 in 10 guys have small dicks honestly
|by Anonymous||reply 200||06/06/2012|
My dick is as big as my biceps
|by Anonymous||reply 202||06/06/2012|
My college roommate in freshman and sophomore year was classic dark Irish - thick black hair, beautiful creamy skin, intense blue eyes, loved to drink and smoke and had quite a temper - but would give you the shirt off his back, too.
Also like many Irishmen, a deeply talented writer who has gone on to publish several well-received books but nevertheless has had a frequently turbulent life with a great deal of sadness in it.
And yes, he was nicely hung - fat and long despite a slight, skinny frame. He was not shy about his body - I even saw him erect from time to time because he didn't bother to hide his morning wood. He was straight as they come, but reacted in a kind and loving way when I came out to him right after we graduated.
I fell in love with him for a time. We stopped living together after two years by mutual agreement, but for me it was mainly because my feelings for him were getting harder to control. I got past it, and we remained good friends, still occasionally in touch though he lives on the other side of the country from me now.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||06/06/2012|
I've been with 2 irish guys so far... they definitely don't have a small dick, fat and long and lovely!!! ..sleeping w them is a treat!! while i've been with about 4/5 british and always small dicks..
Let's stick to the irish.. and they both knew how to use it!!!
not that good in oral sex though but.. who cares when you have this big thing that makes you come???
|by Anonymous||reply 204||08/11/2012|
Cocks are just like noses they come in every shape and size, a guy with a wide bridge on his nose is sure to be hung like a donkey , regardless of what part of the world he comes from. ONLY AN AMERICAN COULD ASK SUCH AN EXTREMELY STUPID QUESTION.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||09/01/2012|
Just a thought, with their reputations as womanizers, I wonder how big all the Kennedy brothers were. Marilyn Monroe and Judith Campbell Exner, where are you when we need you?
|by Anonymous||reply 206||09/01/2012|
"Have you never heard of 'The Irish Curse'? C'mon!"
Ummm, that may just possibly be what the OP was referring to. You idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||09/01/2012|
someone posted a picture of colin farrell's sausage. how big is that considered to be? 6.5 inches? the only irish man i was with was similar to colin farrell's size and he was cut coz he had too much foreskin.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||09/01/2012|
Not true here is the proof Irish guy on xHamster;
|by Anonymous||reply 209||09/14/2012|
And another one, they mostly are big!
|by Anonymous||reply 210||09/14/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 211||09/14/2012|
jesus fucking christ! How dumb are people these days. No group of people is all well endowed or very small. Every group has small, average and large members in a balance...
|by Anonymous||reply 212||09/14/2012|
I wish it were easier to tell.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||09/14/2012|
what the fuk is wrong with people! who gives a fuck!! Irish, 7 inchs ye nosey cunts
|by Anonymous||reply 214||09/17/2012|
My guess is I've been with several guys of Irish ancestry, most of whom were of average endowment. Only two guys (off the top of my head) very forwardly pointed out their Irishness -- incidentally, one was of Black Irish ancestry; the other, a fair-skinned redhead.
I don't altogether buy the black=hung/red=small argument. Seems too simple. But I must say that the two encounters above support that notion.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||10/18/2012|
I was trying to reply to specific comments... But I don't know if the post is out-dated or what, but the 'reply' link is grayed-out. So I was unable to directly respond (only worth note given the fact that there seem to be tens upon tens of reply comment pages so, not only am i only responding to the first 5 pages of comments, nobody will likely see this one... bummer). Anyway, other than the coincidental fact that my "x-girlfriend" used to belong to a site called "The Lounge" (1 of 7 billion reasons why i could never trust her and we broke up), I got here through a direct link from Google and thus, do not benefit from the site's context. I only say this because it appears that many/most comments appear to be drafted by homosexual author/bloggers. Which I take no issue with, but just want to clarify/remind you that, because my comments pertain to the "irish curse," they ought logically to apply regardless of sexual orientation... so don't dismiss them because i'm heterosexual if in fact this is a gay blog.
Ok, so, here's my reply with respect to the 1st 5 to 7 pages of the comments: 1) "red" v. "black" irish: Bullshit. The fact is, we are a mutt bunch, however, with 'mutt' being only several mixes which created (pre-2004) an irish 'look', 'persona', etc... [occurring from 1998 to 2009, the Irish welcomed mass immigration, mixing our gene pool, thus, these comments pertain to existing adult irish and irish-american men pre-2004]... of which [the mix] are: a.) Hibernian b.) Celt c.) Norse d.) Norman e.) "old" English f.) "new" English [if some wonder why i have left out of the bunch, those of Scottish descent, it is because the Irish and Scottish, regardless of how painful it is for Scotts or Northern Irish Presbyterians to hear -- they are 100% covered by the above mix of groups, and indeed, the Celts actually 'ruled' [not completely accurate in use] Scotland FROM IRELAND via original base in Spain which was ultimately lost... but let's PLEASE digress...]
Ok, it doesn't take a genealogist or a logic wizard focused on the pundit square to understand from the above description that - to each Irishmen, his dick be of inherently subjective dearth, length and... value. Nevertheless, this blog is asking for a stereotype, so I can only add the following:
i) if anything, 'reds,' not 'black irish,' would have larger dicks, not smaller (and I say this as a well-endowed 'black irish' guy). The reason -- those dicks are Norse. If you google that and read some history - - the proof is in the pudding, no question. You're "leprechaun, fairy, etc. from Irish folk-lore are Hibernian -- we had dark hair, brown eyes and our skin-tone has been argued about for hundreds of years (with the reigning theory that it would at LEAST have been darker than our Norse brethren's 5-shades-whiter-than-you're-grandma's-picket-fence... and though 'black irish' in terms of hair color, i will also disclose my Norse features: bright blue eyes and pale white/red skin). [ps - to any Irishman from Ireland- although the term 'black irish' unfortunately poisoned Eire ultimately (i apologize for that), these are terms that originated from America (similar to 'shanty' v. 'lace curtain' Irish).
ii) This started as a New York thing. We all had our stereotypes among our immigrant cultures... Ours was one abundantly discriminated against. [And to whatever db suggested that it was "English oppressing Irish" and then we all of a sudden suffered discrimination in the Americas from "being Catholic" I suggest you check your history -- it was ALWAYS because we were Catholic, on both continents (Americans might be able to appreciate the following analogy: Ireland to the British Empire was like Cuba to us/the U.S. during the height of the Cold War - England's enemies were Spain and France, both Catholic, thus stake-holding/military fear made the monarchy consistently paranoid about Rome's effect/wath, 'nuff said)... Anyway, after being shit on, we shit on others. The Italians, then Jews, in NYC started legend as rebuttal-it spread nationwide after
|by Anonymous||reply 216||11/13/2012|
I got a lot of irish & german and im above avarge so its not true
|by Anonymous||reply 217||12/01/2012|
Irish-American here also not small....tired of this sterotype and how everyone is keeping it going.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||12/02/2012|
This guy looks Norwegian. Aren't they supposed to be huge?
|by Anonymous||reply 219||12/02/2012|
I have a lot of Irish friends from Boston. They are all piss heads when they get drunk - fighting and such. I asked why all these good looking guys like to get the shit kicked out of them when they drink and they said it was "the Luck of the Irish". I was pissed off and said "what the fuck does that mean" They said it was because they had small dicks and it makes them feel manly to fight. There you go - straight from the mouth of the Irish!
|by Anonymous||reply 220||03/15/2013|
Irish and Irish-American guys are generally above average looking face-wise, so I don't care about the rest. I like a cute or handsome face, and the Irish have that down. Pee-pee size don't matter 2 me
|by Anonymous||reply 221||03/15/2013|
Penis size has never mattered to me. But, I have dated four Irish guys. One had a sexy thin 6 incher, 1 had a beautiful slightly thicker 7 incher and the other two were hung like fucking mules. I really don't like 'em that big, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||03/15/2013|
when you kid everything looks biger than usualy is:)
|by Anonymous||reply 223||07/31/2013|
I'm Irish and 5' 6" with dark hair and blue eyes so very Irish looking apart from a slightly darker complexion so I reckon I fit the bill in this thread. Never had an issue with my height and being reasonably attractive, confident and charming (I'm told) I never went without. Whilst having had lots of compliments such as 'nice equipment' and 'that's pretty big for a little fella' I never really worried nor did I obsess. Recently my wife told me she lied about having a black boyfriend to try and make me jealous which led me to research the myth a little. Lo and behold I found out that my 7½" x 5¾" penis ranks at the larger end of the average scale. I was delighted to find this out and now I think any girl I had bedded was a bit happily surprised too! Even the condom manufacturer I contacted suggested I wear their largest condom so God knows what anyone with a really big dick wears! Anyway, my point is don't get hung up on which race is better hung and which isn't. Put me in a clothed lineup with a load of other randomly picked guys I surely would be ranked near the bottom but as statistics show I'd be in the 97th percentile. That's top 3 out of 100. Thankfully women don't really think just about that or I'd never get laid. If the guy behind a big dick is a big dickhead it really won't matter. Treat the little ones like the big ones and you'll get plenty of pleasure back. It's as much about the giving than the getting. One final thing, my wife has had bigger of course but I'm told I was the only one who made her come purely from penetration so it's a sure sign that technique and feelings are as big a turn on not just a huge willy. Spread the love x
|by Anonymous||reply 224||08/22/2013|
WOW. I can't believe I just read this entire post about Irish cock. I guess this payback for how many unsuspecting young Irish lads I've taken advantage over the past 7 years.
Let's just get this one thing out of the way...I'm from Boston and there IS indeed a difference between Irish-American and Irish. It's like apples and oranges with cocks. Most, if not all, Irish guys are uncircumcised. Thank Goodness I've experienced that blessing.
And finally, I starting dating an Irish guy in 2006. He was from Galway and he was not at small and the sex was hot! He was sexy, horny and masculine. Unfortunately, he liked the drink, that is not a stereotype. I went Irishman CahhRazy after that and boy did I have fun doing it. I'm reformed now but I still get tingles when an Irishman leans in too close.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||08/22/2013|
Google footballer Conor Murray, and you'll get it
|by Anonymous||reply 226||08/22/2013|
Dated a lot of Irish guys. Most were small to average, with a few big guys who tended to be dark haired ones. But since I'm a top the small dicked bottoms gravitate to me? But I love them all. Best friendliest sexiest people I have known.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||08/22/2013|
Just so I'm clear, after the 2006 - 2008 relationship with this ex from Galway, I couldn't help myself. I was a terrible, terrible woman. I don't remember how many men of the top of my head, I can probably give you the quick math on how many counties.
My point is this, the 'Irish Curse', in my opinion has far less to do with ethnicity than it does with operation while being fecking loaded! Honestly, I was only twice sorely disappointed by size. What a waste of my time! And I know at least one of them was a ginger from County Monaghan. He was so small I actually thought maybe he had something wrong with him. Poor lad.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||08/22/2013|
That's not true, when I was living in London I met a lot of guys from Ireland and most of them were very well-endowed, I met a guy with 10 fucking inches and almost made me intestin comes out... LOL That's a mith, Irish guys are nice and huge cocks but they smoke a lot.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||12/03/2013|
How did the bumper of this thread find it? Does it show up on the first thread of google with "irish guys" and "small penises"?
It's funny, this "Irish curse" thing is not a thing in Britain at all. And I would have thought the anti-Irish sentiment has been stronger there than in the U.S.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||12/03/2013|
fucked a lot of irish-americans. some are hung. many are not. About the same as most guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||12/05/2013|
I am Irish German mix , red hair , and hung well 8 inches long 2 inches wide and both sides of my family claim to be well hung , i call bs on this rumour , am i the only hung ginger ?
|by Anonymous||reply 232||12/17/2013|
Certainly not this one:
|by Anonymous||reply 233||12/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 234||12/18/2013|
OMG 220 yes! I live in boston and most of the Irish and Irish American guys i have hooked up with haver small dicks. My old friend a bi guy had this little cone shaped cock that I would suck (he was dark Irish with dark hair and blue eyes.) His cock started wide but ended with a tiny little head…no more than 4 inches He was always drunk and always fighting. Many guys I suspect too, fight and drink to deal with the fat that they have small dicks. Too bad. But let's be real, there is no real way of knowing how hung a guy is no matter what they are or where they were born.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||12/19/2013|
YES THEY DO HAVE SMALL DICKS I LOVE BANGING IRISH MEN EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY TOO!! SO IN THAT CASE I HAVE SWALLOWED MANY GALLONS OF CUM ON MY ASS HOLE AND ITS STARTING TO OVER FLOW MY BODY OUT TO MY MOUTH PLEASE HELP ME AND GET THEIR IRISHISM BEER OUT OF MY ASS. ALSO I LIKE WHEN THEY STICK PICKLES IN MY DICK HOLE
|by Anonymous||reply 236||12/26/2013|
Im a redhead and I have a small dick
|by Anonymous||reply 237||01/09/2014|
Are you Carrot Top or Kathy Griffin?
|by Anonymous||reply 238||01/09/2014|
According to the Worldwide Penis Survey, Ireland is ranked 97 right after the US at 96. See below rankings. Number 1 Congo (Br) number 2 Ecuador number 3 Congo (Zaire)
|by Anonymous||reply 239||01/09/2014|
I dated an Irishman once who was prematurely gray (he was in his late 20's) who came closer to being red than anything else. His schlong was a good size, slightly longer than mine. However it wasn't pretty, and his foreskin had a habit of trapping urine. I tasted piss quite a number of times while chewing on his foreskin. He could shoot far, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||01/09/2014|
i can vouch for the irish curse. i slept with a guy whose flaccid penis was like a belly button, literally there was NO projection. i expected to press it and the light go on.
erect it was about 3 inches and the experience was like being fucked by a lipstick...
|by Anonymous||reply 241||01/09/2014|
In my experience yes they have small ones, but it's cool if you have a tiny vagina like me.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||03/17/2014|
I just saw a drunk Irish-looking guy taking a piss in the street. Nicely hung, actually.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||03/17/2014|
Did Carrie Ann just call Diana Nyland a "slowly opening flower"? Ick!
|by Anonymous||reply 245||03/17/2014|