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Will a plastic owl keep squirrels and birds away?

Any people with experience with using the owl, and was it effective?%0D %0D They sell them at Home Depot for fifteen bucks.

by Anonymousreply 8703/18/2017

Only the plastic ones.

by Anonymousreply 107/18/2010

Squirrels and rabbits take a day or two to figure out it's not real and then ignore it. It works pretty well with birds, though.

by Anonymousreply 207/18/2010

It works for a while, but once the birds get used to it they just poop on it and make fun of it.

by Anonymousreply 307/18/2010

No, but this will. The moving eyes scare the shit out of squirrels and birds. NASA even used it.

by Anonymousreply 407/18/2010

When I set out a plastic owl the birds and critters apparently thought it was hilarious. I had better luck with a plastic snake; it spooked them. %0D %0D You can also buy a mechanical owl that moves its head and - I think - hoots from time to time. More expensive, of course.

by Anonymousreply 507/18/2010

What if you move the owl around--they still pick up that it is fake?%0D %0D Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 607/18/2010

Video of NASA using "terror eyes" to keep pigeons away.

by Anonymousreply 707/18/2010

A plastic owl will also keep away any friends or family with an ounce of taste.

by Anonymousreply 807/18/2010

You need an entire vignette which includes squirrels on the tree trunk, plastic Bambie, and a gnome family. A chicken with ceramic chicks following behind completes the look.

by Anonymousreply 907/18/2010

Don't forget the pink flamingoes.%0D

by Anonymousreply 1007/18/2010

Make one yourself out of tempera paint, old panty hose and seeds.

by Anonymousreply 1107/18/2010

It works better if you can send the owl out on patrol in some kind of motorized cart. A model train can work if you attach the owl securely enough, and if the curves aren't too sharp.

by Anonymousreply 1207/18/2010

Daniel Bexton could help you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1307/18/2010

That thing at R7 scares me.

by Anonymousreply 1407/18/2010

The most effective plastic owl will have a blinking light and smell of alligator urine. Paint owl a different color every few days. Familiarize yourself with unpleasant color combinations and fugue-inducing patterns. Flap your arms wildly when placing the owl and on each subsequent visit.

by Anonymousreply 1507/18/2010

Have you thought about dressing up as an owl, in your own hand sewn costume of course, and patrolling the yard? There are websites which can teach you owl calls.

by Anonymousreply 1607/18/2010

[quote] Will a plastic owl keep squirrels and birds away? Away from what?

by Anonymousreply 1707/18/2010

NO! We have two plastic owls with bobble heads. Even when we move them around every day the other birds seek them out just to shit on them.

by Anonymousreply 1807/18/2010

Rub apple butter on your body and roll around in the grass.

by Anonymousreply 1907/19/2010

R18 Do they blink and smell of alligator urine?

by Anonymousreply 2007/19/2010

Plastic owls work best if you put them on the end of a rope so you can swing them and attempt to hit the offending wildlife. That seems to scare birds and squirrels quite a bit. Also, it works on coyotes and small children.

by Anonymousreply 2107/19/2010

Have you thought about getting a komodo dragon?

by Anonymousreply 2207/19/2010

I don't know but there adorable. Yes, I find them adorable, I always wanted one.

by Anonymousreply 2307/19/2010

What are you trying to protect from the birds and squirrels, OP?

Your trees?

by Anonymousreply 2407/19/2010

He's trying to protect them from themselves.

by Anonymousreply 2507/19/2010

Why not use one of your old caftans and a turban to make a scarecrow, OP? That would frighten off most sentient creatures.

by Anonymousreply 2607/19/2010

Try this, OP:

by Anonymousreply 2707/19/2010

Muggles, R17.

by Anonymousreply 2807/19/2010

I'm buying 1 of those terror eye things to put on the top of my roof.

Hopefully, it will keep those mocking bird fuckers out of the big Oak in my yard.

by Anonymousreply 2907/19/2010

Mockingbirds sing at night. Unless there's a bright moon, the holographic eyes won't work in the dark.

by Anonymousreply 3007/19/2010

I don't know about squirrels or birds, but it will stop Kim Basinger dead and her tracks and she freezes, sometimes for hours.

by Anonymousreply 3107/19/2010

I put out my little figurine of Olivia. Works like a charm.

by Anonymousreply 3207/19/2010

A pair of nunchucks, a breast pump, and a biography of Rick Moranis.

by Anonymousreply 3307/19/2010

Will the plastic owls scare my plastic flamingos?

by Anonymousreply 3407/19/2010

During its first full moon, your plastic owl will turn into a real owl, and everything that touches it or passes through its field of vision will turn into plastic. The owl cannot breathe or move around in plastic, so its experience as a living bird is brief and probably horrible.

Nobody knows why this happens.

by Anonymousreply 3507/19/2010

Those little fuckers "sing" during the afternoon, at midnight, 4 at night, 7 in the morning...

They never shut the fuck up. It's 3 months of audible hell.

by Anonymousreply 3607/19/2010

My parents have a next-door neighbor with a barn/shed in her back yard that used to be a favorite roosting place for nasty-ass pigeons and grackels, which irritated anyone who was feeding songbirds on the street.

Two plastic owls, one on each end of the barn roof, seem to have worked pretty well. Grackels are still around, but they don't congregate on the barn like they used to. Pigeons have almost completely stopped coming by. Maybe they are especially stupid.

by Anonymousreply 3707/19/2010

R36, how many times do we have to post the datalounge mockingbird relief formula? Get one cheap drugstore fan. Plug in in front of bedroom window or on bedside table, facing fan away from you. Turn on fan. The sound of the fan motor drowns out the mockingbird. Use more than one fan if needed, one at window, one at bedside. It should be no problem, as we are talking cheap fans.

by Anonymousreply 3807/20/2010

Fuck that....

I'm scaring the little fuckers away. I'm not putting a fan in every 1 of my rooms.

by Anonymousreply 3907/20/2010

This owl won't scare them away, but he certainly will make them happy.

by Anonymousreply 4007/20/2010

Put this on a permanent loop in your yard.

by Anonymousreply 4107/20/2010

OP? Buy a BB gun -- seriously.%0D %0D %0D Pigeons used to roost on my back porch and shit on it like crazy. So I bought a handgun-shaped air-powered BB gun, anticipating many happy hours of using them for target practice.%0D %0D %0D But only one day -- ONE DAY -- of shooting at the little fuckers, and they went away and never came back. I'm thinkin' they told their friends as well. Later, I gave the BB gun away.%0D %0D %0D Just sayin'.%0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 4207/20/2010

As a fat owl would I be useful on mice patrol?

by Anonymousreply 4307/20/2010

The caws are coming from inside the nest!

by Anonymousreply 4407/21/2010

[quote]It works better if you can send the owl out on patrol in some kind of motorized cart. A model train can work if you attach the owl securely enough, and if the curves aren't too sharp.%0D %0D R12, Juuuuuu Craaaadzzzzzyyyyy

by Anonymousreply 4507/21/2010

I have a mannequin in my basement that I'm going to dress up as the Virgin Mary and put it in my back yard. I wish I could figure out a way to rig it so it would cry blood...shoo...

by Anonymousreply 4607/21/2010

JohnEric, if you think of it as a water fountain with red-colored water...this could work!%0D %0D One of the submersible water fountain pumps, some hose (water, not panty), a basin for the statue to stand in and catch the water, some electricity to run the pump...yes!%0D %0D If I were there, I'd help you. This could be awesome!

by Anonymousreply 4707/21/2010

i use my kids diaper with pee to keep squirrels away from my tomatos

by Anonymousreply 4803/24/2012

I use a blow up snake and move it every other day or so. The birds scream at it from a safe distance but they don't come close.

I have also used discarded CD/DVD discs strung up on fishing line. The flash does scare the birds away. I know it looks real trailer trash but the flashes are scary to squirrels and birds.

I also buy plastic Xmas apples on a string and put gooey inssect killer stuff on them and that takes care of a lot of insect vermin.

I am a true killer when it comes to anything that will harm my crops.

Today two turkey vultures were doing the old mating thing and I think I may have them and their family around this spring and summer. I am really happy. Had a hawk family once and had so much fun watching them.

by Anonymousreply 4903/24/2012

This thread is full of so much psychosis, it isn't even funny.

by Anonymousreply 5003/24/2012

What about Racoons? My friend has a family living under his deck and causing a ruckus at night.

by Anonymousreply 5103/25/2012

The owls worked for us. We had crows that kept pooping on our outdoor furniture. The day we put out those owls, the crows stayed away and haven't been back.

One falcon spent an hour screaming at the owl, but eventually moved on as well.

by Anonymousreply 5203/25/2012

switch its perch regularly

by Anonymousreply 5303/25/2012

Plastic owls are very effective at keeping plastic squirrels away.

by Anonymousreply 5407/19/2012

The moving Owls work wonders, or make sure that the Owl is on a swinging branch.

by Anonymousreply 5507/19/2012

R49, turkey vultures are fascinating (though ugly), but they only eat carrion. They're not predators like the falcons, so their presence won't deter other critters (who all seem well versed in natural history).

I used to work in a government building that was plagued by pigeons roosting on the window ledges with poop flowing down the walls. So the maintenance dept installed plastic owls on each corner ledge. Next day, more pigeons than usual showed up to roost & the early birds got the corner seats, where they snuggled up right next to the owls, some of them even putting their heads on the owls' shoulders (so cute!). Your tax dollars at work!

by Anonymousreply 5607/19/2012

My friend read that shiny, moving and spinning thins as well as a bowl with booze would keep the pigeons away from her balcony. She put up several silver glittery pom-poms that rustled around, several brightly coloured pinwheels and a bowl with amaretto. Did they leave? No because she had created a freakin pigeon disco!!

by Anonymousreply 5707/19/2012

Christ, this explains the enormous (18 inch tall) hideous plastic owl I found in my parents basement when I was cleaning their house up. Both were quite old and couldn't remember procuring it. It scared the shit out of me when I opened the cupboard it was in. I could see the effect would wear off very quickly.

My parent's neighborhood went through a craze of putting water-filled plastic milk jugs out on lawns as a means of keeping dogs from pooping on them. How or why people thought this worked...

by Anonymousreply 5807/19/2012

You know what will work? Set your house on fire.

What? You're saying 'but where am I going to live?'? Really, do I have to figure out EVERYTHING for you?

by Anonymousreply 5907/19/2012

They don't work.

Most birds can detect ultraviolet light, polarized light, and even magnetic fields. Their vision is really remarkable. Birds will quickly realize the plastic thingy isn't a real bird and will ignore it. They might be scared at first but only because it's a new object in their environment.

BTW, birds' feathers reflect UV especially well and in unique patterns. So, while all the bird of a particular species might look pretty much alike to us, birds use their UV vision to recognize each other. To other birds, each bird is just as unique as other people are to us.

by Anonymousreply 6007/19/2012

The US Postal Service spent thousands of dollars putting up plastic owls at the Hillcrest station in San Diego. It didn't work. Now the pigeons have another place to make their nests, right behind the owls, within the corners of the building.

by Anonymousreply 6107/19/2012

Costume suggestion.

by Anonymousreply 6207/19/2012

[quote]I used to work in a government building that was plagued by pigeons roosting on the window ledges with poop flowing down the walls. So the maintenance dept installed plastic owls on each corner ledge. Next day, more pigeons than usual showed up to roost & the early birds got the corner seats, where they snuggled up right next to the owls, some of them even putting their heads on the owls' shoulders (so cute!). Your tax dollars at work!!

by Anonymousreply 6307/19/2012

Best thread ever!!

by Anonymousreply 6407/19/2012

Blast from the past! This thread came up on google when I searched for plastic owl keep birds away.

I need to keep owls and hawks off my roof to stop the pooping on my deck. The hawks man it during the day and the owls land with a loud thump about 2a.m. I have all these furry turds on my deck and have found a half-eaten snake there too.

At first I was all nature lover about it, but now it's just messy and disgusting. I'm thinking the Terror Eyes might work! Anyone ever have success since this thread started?

by Anonymousreply 6505/31/2013

If you armed the plastic owls with plastic guns that shoot rubber bullets, I think it would work.

by Anonymousreply 6605/31/2013

Crows have taken all the pebbles I put on hubby's grave only three weeks ago.. It's a big double grave .. Black pebble stones. None left . I'm going to replace.. But wondering how I will deter the pesky birds. Your replies are so funny!!!! Any other ideas.. Might get a spray!!

by Anonymousreply 6711/09/2013

r67 Two words: electrified chicken wire

by Anonymousreply 6811/09/2013

[quote]As a fat owl would I be useful on mice patrol? by: Owleen Eaglefeather


by Anonymousreply 6911/09/2013

Will it keep the ferret out of the dishwasher?

by Anonymousreply 7011/09/2013

Try the Courtney Stodden blow up doll! Even I would not dare myself near that. At least not without a magnetic shield and lots of penicillin...

by Anonymousreply 7111/09/2013

Get a load of R60 aka Mrs. Grundy, with her smart beret, sitting on her barstool at the Tides Cafe in Bodega Bay.

"I don't know about their brain pans, madame, but these birds ATTACKED!"

by Anonymousreply 7211/10/2013

Owls do not work. I bought one at home depot to keep the starlings from crapping all over and in my pool and they land right in front of it and crap anyway. waste of money.

by Anonymousreply 7305/22/2014

set something up that attracts bird, shot one, leave it there, let the other birds know whats up

by Anonymousreply 7404/19/2015

terroreyes are confidential and shoudnt be veewd except under utmost confidents. forget uve seen it.

by Anonymousreply 7504/19/2015

I agree with a couple of the posters. You need to get yourself a gun!

by Anonymousreply 7604/19/2015

[quote] My parent's neighborhood went through a craze of putting water-filled plastic milk jugs out on lawns as a means of keeping dogs from pooping on them. How or why people thought this worked...

That is the weirdest, stupidest thing I've read all day.

How/why the fuck would that work?!?!?

Unless you shot one of the water jugs, while a dog was right beside it...

by Anonymousreply 7709/19/2015

Holy crap, this thread is still open!

Now THIS, dear children, is what DL used to be like -- hilarity with every post!

by Anonymousreply 7801/05/2016

My stomach hurts from laughing.

by Anonymousreply 7901/05/2016

One thing's for sure, plastic owls won't deliver the mail! (I tried them)

by Anonymousreply 8001/05/2016


by Anonymousreply 8103/18/2017

I used to have a pigeon problem they would land on my terrace and crap on it to mark their territory. A friend who works for the NYC dept of buildings told me that birds and animals don't like human smells. I put Renuzit air fresheners on my terrace to keep pigeons away. Works great but you have to replace them every 2-3 weeks.

by Anonymousreply 8203/18/2017


by Anonymousreply 8303/18/2017

Why not get a real owl?

by Anonymousreply 8403/18/2017

It works for exactly 24 hours, then they start sitting on it.

by Anonymousreply 8503/18/2017

Get the little boy from the Korean BBC TV show in that motorized chair and have him zip around the yard.

That'll scare everyone.

by Anonymousreply 8603/18/2017

Is op, Donald Trump or Paul Ryan?

by Anonymousreply 8703/18/2017
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