Any people with experience with using the owl, and was it effective?%0D %0D They sell them at Home Depot for fifteen bucks.
Will a plastic owl keep squirrels and birds away?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||01/05/2016|
Only the plastic ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/18/2010|
What if you move the owl around--they still pick up that it is fake?%0D %0D Thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/18/2010|
A plastic owl will also keep away any friends or family with an ounce of taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/18/2010|
You need an entire vignette which includes squirrels on the tree trunk, plastic Bambie, and a gnome family. A chicken with ceramic chicks following behind completes the look.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/18/2010|
Don't forget the pink flamingoes.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/18/2010|
It works better if you can send the owl out on patrol in some kind of motorized cart. A model train can work if you attach the owl securely enough, and if the curves aren't too sharp.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/19/2010|
That thing at R7 scares me.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/19/2010|
The most effective plastic owl will have a blinking light and smell of alligator urine. Paint owl a different color every few days. Familiarize yourself with unpleasant color combinations and fugue-inducing patterns. Flap your arms wildly when placing the owl and on each subsequent visit.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/19/2010|
Have you thought about dressing up as an owl, in your own hand sewn costume of course, and patrolling the yard? There are websites which can teach you owl calls.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/19/2010|
NO! We have two plastic owls with bobble heads. Even when we move them around every day the other birds seek them out just to shit on them.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/19/2010|
R18 Do they blink and smell of alligator urine?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/19/2010|
Have you thought about getting a komodo dragon?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/19/2010|
I don't know but there adorable. Yes, I find them adorable, I always wanted one.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/19/2010|
What are you trying to protect from the birds and squirrels, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/19/2010|
He's trying to protect them from themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/19/2010|
Why not use one of your old caftans and a turban to make a scarecrow, OP? That would frighten off most sentient creatures.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/19/2010|
Try this, OP:
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/19/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/19/2010|
I'm buying 1 of those terror eye things to put on the top of my roof.
Hopefully, it will keep those mocking bird fuckers out of the big Oak in my yard.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/19/2010|
Mockingbirds sing at night. Unless there's a bright moon, the holographic eyes won't work in the dark.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/19/2010|
I don't know about squirrels or birds, but it will stop Kim Basinger dead and her tracks and she freezes, sometimes for hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/19/2010|
I put out my little figurine of Olivia. Works like a charm.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/19/2010|
A pair of nunchucks, a breast pump, and a biography of Rick Moranis.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/19/2010|
Will the plastic owls scare my plastic flamingos?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/19/2010|
During its first full moon, your plastic owl will turn into a real owl, and everything that touches it or passes through its field of vision will turn into plastic. The owl cannot breathe or move around in plastic, so its experience as a living bird is brief and probably horrible.
Nobody knows why this happens.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/19/2010|
Those little fuckers "sing" during the afternoon, at midnight, 4 at night, 7 in the morning...
They never shut the fuck up. It's 3 months of audible hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/19/2010|
My parents have a next-door neighbor with a barn/shed in her back yard that used to be a favorite roosting place for nasty-ass pigeons and grackels, which irritated anyone who was feeding songbirds on the street.
Two plastic owls, one on each end of the barn roof, seem to have worked pretty well. Grackels are still around, but they don't congregate on the barn like they used to. Pigeons have almost completely stopped coming by. Maybe they are especially stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/19/2010|
R36, how many times do we have to post the datalounge mockingbird relief formula? Get one cheap drugstore fan. Plug in in front of bedroom window or on bedside table, facing fan away from you. Turn on fan. The sound of the fan motor drowns out the mockingbird. Use more than one fan if needed, one at window, one at bedside. It should be no problem, as we are talking cheap fans.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/20/2010|
I'm scaring the little fuckers away. I'm not putting a fan in every 1 of my rooms.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/20/2010|
This owl won't scare them away, but he certainly will make them happy.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/20/2010|
Put this on a permanent loop in your yard.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/20/2010|
OP? Buy a BB gun -- seriously.%0D %0D %0D Pigeons used to roost on my back porch and shit on it like crazy. So I bought a handgun-shaped air-powered BB gun, anticipating many happy hours of using them for target practice.%0D %0D %0D But only one day -- ONE DAY -- of shooting at the little fuckers, and they went away and never came back. I'm thinkin' they told their friends as well. Later, I gave the BB gun away.%0D %0D %0D Just sayin'.%0D %0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/20/2010|
The caws are coming from inside the nest!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/21/2010|
[quote]It works better if you can send the owl out on patrol in some kind of motorized cart. A model train can work if you attach the owl securely enough, and if the curves aren't too sharp.%0D %0D R12, Juuuuuu Craaaadzzzzzyyyyy
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/21/2010|
I have a mannequin in my basement that I'm going to dress up as the Virgin Mary and put it in my back yard. I wish I could figure out a way to rig it so it would cry blood...shoo...
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/21/2010|
JohnEric, if you think of it as a water fountain with red-colored water...this could work!%0D %0D One of the submersible water fountain pumps, some hose (water, not panty), a basin for the statue to stand in and catch the water, some electricity to run the pump...yes!%0D %0D If I were there, I'd help you. This could be awesome!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||07/21/2010|
i use my kids diaper with pee to keep squirrels away from my tomatos
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/24/2012|
What about Racoons? My friend has a family living under his deck and causing a ruckus at night.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/25/2012|
The owls worked for us. We had crows that kept pooping on our outdoor furniture. The day we put out those owls, the crows stayed away and haven't been back.
One falcon spent an hour screaming at the owl, but eventually moved on as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/25/2012|
switch its perch regularly
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/25/2012|
Plastic owls are very effective at keeping plastic squirrels away.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||07/19/2012|
The moving Owls work wonders, or make sure that the Owl is on a swinging branch.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||07/19/2012|
R49, turkey vultures are fascinating (though ugly), but they only eat carrion. They're not predators like the falcons, so their presence won't deter other critters (who all seem well versed in natural history).
I used to work in a government building that was plagued by pigeons roosting on the window ledges with poop flowing down the walls. So the maintenance dept installed plastic owls on each corner ledge. Next day, more pigeons than usual showed up to roost & the early birds got the corner seats, where they snuggled up right next to the owls, some of them even putting their heads on the owls' shoulders (so cute!). Your tax dollars at work!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/19/2012|
My friend read that shiny, moving and spinning thins as well as a bowl with booze would keep the pigeons away from her balcony. She put up several silver glittery pom-poms that rustled around, several brightly coloured pinwheels and a bowl with amaretto. Did they leave? No because she had created a freakin pigeon disco!!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/19/2012|
You know what will work? Set your house on fire.
What? You're saying 'but where am I going to live?'? Really, do I have to figure out EVERYTHING for you?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/19/2012|
They don't work.
Most birds can detect ultraviolet light, polarized light, and even magnetic fields. Their vision is really remarkable. Birds will quickly realize the plastic thingy isn't a real bird and will ignore it. They might be scared at first but only because it's a new object in their environment.
BTW, birds' feathers reflect UV especially well and in unique patterns. So, while all the bird of a particular species might look pretty much alike to us, birds use their UV vision to recognize each other. To other birds, each bird is just as unique as other people are to us.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||07/19/2012|
The US Postal Service spent thousands of dollars putting up plastic owls at the Hillcrest station in San Diego. It didn't work. Now the pigeons have another place to make their nests, right behind the owls, within the corners of the building.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||07/19/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 62||07/19/2012|
[quote]I used to work in a government building that was plagued by pigeons roosting on the window ledges with poop flowing down the walls. So the maintenance dept installed plastic owls on each corner ledge. Next day, more pigeons than usual showed up to roost & the early birds got the corner seats, where they snuggled up right next to the owls, some of them even putting their heads on the owls' shoulders (so cute!). Your tax dollars at work!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||07/19/2012|
Best thread ever!!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||07/19/2012|
Blast from the past! This thread came up on google when I searched for plastic owl keep birds away.
I need to keep owls and hawks off my roof to stop the pooping on my deck. The hawks man it during the day and the owls land with a loud thump about 2a.m. I have all these furry turds on my deck and have found a half-eaten snake there too.
At first I was all nature lover about it, but now it's just messy and disgusting. I'm thinking the Terror Eyes might work! Anyone ever have success since this thread started?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/31/2013|
If you armed the plastic owls with plastic guns that shoot rubber bullets, I think it would work.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/31/2013|
r67 Two words: electrified chicken wire
|by Anonymous||reply 68||11/09/2013|
[quote]As a fat owl would I be useful on mice patrol? by: Owleen Eaglefeather
|by Anonymous||reply 69||11/09/2013|
Will it keep the ferret out of the dishwasher?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||11/09/2013|
Try the Courtney Stodden blow up doll! Even I would not dare myself near that. At least not without a magnetic shield and lots of penicillin...
|by Anonymous||reply 71||11/09/2013|
Get a load of R60 aka Mrs. Grundy, with her smart beret, sitting on her barstool at the Tides Cafe in Bodega Bay.
"I don't know about their brain pans, madame, but these birds ATTACKED!"
|by Anonymous||reply 72||11/10/2013|
Owls do not work. I bought one at home depot to keep the starlings from crapping all over and in my pool and they land right in front of it and crap anyway. waste of money.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/22/2014|
set something up that attracts bird, shot one, leave it there, let the other birds know whats up
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/19/2015|
terroreyes are confidential and shoudnt be veewd except under utmost confidents. forget uve seen it.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/19/2015|
I agree with a couple of the posters. You need to get yourself a gun!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/19/2015|
[quote] My parent's neighborhood went through a craze of putting water-filled plastic milk jugs out on lawns as a means of keeping dogs from pooping on them. How or why people thought this worked...
That is the weirdest, stupidest thing I've read all day.
How/why the fuck would that work?!?!?
Unless you shot one of the water jugs, while a dog was right beside it...
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/19/2015|
Holy crap, this thread is still open!
Now THIS, dear children, is what DL used to be like -- hilarity with every post!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||01/05/2016|
My stomach hurts from laughing.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||01/05/2016|
One thing's for sure, plastic owls won't deliver the mail! (I tried them)
|by Anonymous||reply 80||01/05/2016|