Mike Branson Gallery

He's up there with all the greats... Jeff Stryker, Ryan Idol, Jack Wrangler, Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., Thurgood Marshall...

Loved this paragraph:%0D %0D %0D Branson managed to get a law degree, bring running water and evangelical Christianity to a village in Burundi, raise twins while his wife did her pediatric orthopedics residency and fuck Tom Chase up the ass in %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%9CCalifornia Kings%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%9D in a three-year period.%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%9C He specializes in environmental law and he has openly acknowledged that his gay porn past would likely scupper his JSCOTUS Senate confirmation hearings. He is quite realistic about the consequences of his youthful indiscretions. But, unlike a lot of porn stars who claim that they are using the business to fund their graduate educations, Branson really did.

You do realize that's a cut and paste from a fictional post somebody wrote on DL as a joke to make fun of all the morons claiming Branson was now a lawyer, don't you r2?

The linked website took the post and is claiming that it's true.

Well, it's not. You want to know how I know? Because I wrote it.

r3, I have always loved you.

I heard Obama had it narrowed down to Mike Branson and Elena Kagan before he finally decided to go with Kagan for the Supreme Court nominee. Obama didn't go with Branson because he might be a distraction to that big Ptown queen John Roberts.

Overrated: a word appearing under a picture of Mike Branson in the dictionary.

Mike Branson Esq, fucking Tom Chase up the ass:

Love this....

NSFW

The original DL reference.

Well played, r3. I thought I'd written it; our styles are very similar.

Hate you.

Ha! I KNEW it was a fake as soon as I saw a referece to a "Burundi", who could make up such a name?

1990s Porn God Bump!

[quote]Ha! I KNEW it was a fake as soon as I saw a referece to a "Burundi", who could make up such a name?

Ntare I Kivimira Savuyimba Semunganzashamba Rushatsi Cambarantama.

It's uncertain where he came from, but he was likely the first king of Burundi.

As his reign was in the latter part of the 17th century, his work in adult male films has been lost in the sands of time.

Mike Branson in High Tide

He was so amazingly hot and sexy.

any word on getting his federal judgeship confirmation thru the senate? i was worried that his gay porn past might be a stumbling block, but now that the filibuster is off the table, maybe he'll squeak through.

My antivirus program blocked a trojan horse embedded in the website at your link, OP. Mike Branson fans beware.

I recently hired this gentleman in an advisory position, he being such a fine lawyer and all.

Lol

A Mike Branson thread without hot naked pics is not a thread worth bumping, so here:

So hot:

Mike is straight, he is an engineer in the Midwest.

There is hardly anyone gay in gay porn, even the gays that start gay in gay porn end up bisexual.

Blake Harper turned bi and lead to his break up with Colton.

Blake Riley took great homophobic joy on coming out as bi.

Jesse Santana started off gay now ids as bisexual.

Derek Anthony was gay then turned bi with such impassioned pride and joy anyone would think he hated being gay.

Maybe they are all just bi and pretend to be gay , new model Boomer Banks was openly bisexual 'til he signed with Raging Stallion, then he quickly became "openly gay".

Bump

Bump bitch at R22. Nearly every link in this tiny thread is dead and probably has been for 5 years.

Mike Branson has probably been dead for 5 years.