What makes them so sexual?
Italian Men
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 9, 2020 12:50 AM |
Oh perhaps it's because they're handsome, stylish and fashionable, have an accent and a reputation that precedes them, have a celebrated history that includes art, music, film and culture, are world renowned because of Italian food and wine, and they have perfectly uncircumcised penises making them even more physically appealing. And Italy is a beautiful country.%0D %0D All this makes Italian men sexual and sensual.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 1, 2010 7:29 AM |
All men are sexual, it depends on how they use it.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 1, 2010 1:45 PM |
I like British accents (most of them) better than Italian accents.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 1, 2010 1:49 PM |
It's the way they move. They drape themselves over chairs in Italy. I love that.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 1, 2010 1:51 PM |
Their dark eyes and hairy bodies.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 1, 2010 1:54 PM |
Their cazzone, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 1, 2010 1:54 PM |
I believe you mean sensual.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 1, 2010 1:56 PM |
Italians represent the weak underbelly of Europe. Italian men are superficial and spineless when push comes to shove. Unless they are Sicilian.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 1, 2010 1:59 PM |
White Italians are hot. Sicilians? No so much.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 1, 2010 2:02 PM |
R8 so what's your point. Not everyone can be the chief you know...laid back is a good thing in some cultures.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 1, 2010 2:06 PM |
It's the tight pants, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 1, 2010 2:09 PM |
R9 is an ignorant cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 1, 2010 2:19 PM |
They lika there mamas.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 1, 2010 2:26 PM |
What r5 said plus we have big cocks.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 1, 2010 2:27 PM |
They all live with their mothers until they are 30 plus and have everything done for them. They just have more time.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 1, 2010 2:29 PM |
What r1 said.%0D %0D Same thing with Italian women. Even more beautiful in middle age.%0D %0D Except Donatella, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 1, 2010 2:29 PM |
I guess you like mama's boys, OP.
Less than sexy to a few of us.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 1, 2010 2:29 PM |
Even when fresh out of the shower, their crotch smells like pepperoni pizza%0D %0D %0D Yum!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 1, 2010 2:44 PM |
sensuality, humor, joie de vivre, and the fact that their mothers fill them with confidence daily
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 1, 2010 2:46 PM |
It's the African blood in 2/3rds of 'em.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 1, 2010 2:48 PM |
I can't tell if many of these posts are serious. Who wants to date a mama's boy?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 1, 2010 2:52 PM |
It's the fact you don't know if you'll get marinara or alfredo as the headcheese flavor...
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 1, 2010 3:22 PM |
Even Donatella looks better in middle age than she did in her youth, R16. Maybe because shes not trying so hard.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 1, 2010 3:36 PM |
The real question is why are Italian Americans so much hotter than native Italians.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 1, 2010 3:52 PM |
R15 is correct. Their mommas have convinced them that they're the exact center of the universe, so they have the glow of self-confidence that comes from knowing the sun shines out of their ass.%0D %0D This is also why they're not such great relationship material.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 1, 2010 4:23 PM |
Kee-Ryst, where are all the hairy Italians?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 1, 2010 5:04 PM |
OMG - pass me around in the Italian rugby team locker room like a used cum rag.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 1, 2010 5:12 PM |
I come from a large Italian family. The only Italian men I trust are the really liberal ones. All the others are racist, sexist, homophobic cunts, IME. Fuck 'em.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 1, 2010 5:20 PM |
Because Italian Americans are mostly Scicilian, r26.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 1, 2010 7:16 PM |
"The real question is why are Italian Americans so much hotter than native Italians."
They're not.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 1, 2010 7:18 PM |
Flirts. Dirty dirty flirts.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 1, 2010 10:54 PM |
Q: What does an Italian man and Jesus Christ have in common? A: They both live at home until they're 30, and their mothers think they are God.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 1, 2010 11:11 PM |
R1 has apparently only seen Italy through the lens of "Nine."
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 1, 2010 11:15 PM |
it's the smegma!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 1, 2010 11:24 PM |
True, R16!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 1, 2010 11:28 PM |
ugly, small dicks
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 1, 2010 11:31 PM |
Not in my experience, R43.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 2, 2010 12:16 AM |
nor in mine - you'll have to worship the ground he walks on but the dick is usually just fine.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 2, 2010 12:20 AM |
Are a lot of Italian men bi-curious? That's been my experience, both Italian-Americans and actual Italians from Italy.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 11, 2014 8:11 PM |
They usually have nice asses. Love it when they are hung,too. Yummy. Nice eyes, nice butts, nice dicks. Good cooks.
I'm horny.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 11, 2014 8:16 PM |
Very interesting. I know profoundly that they make crap husbands because of their deep and unhealthy r'ship with their mothers, but I didn't realise they'd make equally bad partners for men.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 11, 2014 8:16 PM |
Are there any Aspie Italians?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 11, 2014 8:21 PM |
R48 What was your experience with them? Tell more.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 11, 2014 8:22 PM |
I live in Italy half the year, in Florence and Rome. The men are warm, passionate, handsome and fun, but they have two major faults - they are like children because their mothers pour all of their love into their sons, to compensate for their lousy husbands, and they think it is their right as men to be unfaithful. They are like pastry - delicious and seductive, but of no value for sustenance.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 11, 2014 8:48 PM |
2500 years of gorgeous is tough to overcome.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 11, 2014 8:50 PM |
they have warm , moist inviting oregano anuses
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 8, 2015 10:58 AM |
TLC did a short-lived series on 30+ Italians guys who ive with their mama's in the Bronx. There's a term for this type of guy, Mamaluke.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 8, 2015 11:05 AM |
I'm more into Spanish men myself. I find them hotter. Spain is also a much more gay friendly country, so there's that.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 8, 2015 1:42 PM |
It is, and if you like bears, the men are very very fun and flirtatious
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 8, 2015 1:44 PM |
They play a lot of mind games with you, and they do it strictly for the ego boost.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 8, 2015 1:51 PM |
I definitely prefer Americans. When they're hot, they're smoking hot and generally way nicer and funnier than Italians (in my opinion). The so-called Italian Americans I met all looked weird and every time they tell you "I speak Italian!" they speak some unintelligible Sicilian dialect, thinking that's Italian. Also, they're convinced that some weird stuff/habit/food is typical Italian when in reality it's just not.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 8, 2015 2:18 PM |
I speak perfect Bensonhurst I-talian.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 8, 2015 4:07 PM |
R60 bravo bravissimo!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 8, 2015 5:04 PM |
Italian men from Italy with their lean bodies are very stylish and can wear clothes like no one else. And then when their suits come off, they are very sensual revealing their perfect intact cocks. Big plus. However, the Catholic Church and its influence has played havoc with their minds, but maybe that's changing.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 8, 2015 5:19 PM |
It is true about the mothers, but you leave out the fact that your mother in law will hate you and do everything she can to break you up.
I'm not even sure my mother in law is homophobic, but she uses it because nobody is good enough for her little Christ Child.
He won't leave you BUT he'll NEVER tell mamma to stuff herself.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 8, 2015 5:25 PM |
[quote]What makes them so sexual?
This is the most stupid thread. Newsflash: Almost everyone in the world is sexual.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 8, 2015 5:30 PM |
Read up thread r64:
[quote]I believe you mean sensual.
Anyway...
Italian men, generally speaking, have the most angelic, charming facial features...they make me melt.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 8, 2015 5:38 PM |
I have dated a few Italians and they were not great with personal hygiene. I am well aware that all Italian men are not like that, but the ones I dated certainly were at the low end of the scale.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 8, 2015 5:50 PM |
[quote]Italian men, generally speaking, have the most angelic, charming facial features.
Really? I think a lot of them have droopy puppy dog eyes with bags under them and they always look tired, which doesn't help them as they get older.
As for sex, the few that I've been with were OK in bed, but nothing extraordinary.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 8, 2015 6:25 PM |
R65 Well, in my experience Germans are FUCKING GOOD IN BED. I mean, wow. No Italians I've ever been with were so passionate. Not that I have been with lots of men mamma, I swear!
R62 Not really all that "stylish" but thank you haha. Certainly, it is more difficult to find crappy clothes than quality ones in cities like Milan. Catholic Church is still a pain in the ass.
R66 LOL, wtf? Sounds awful, poor little thing.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 8, 2015 6:26 PM |
They are lovely and capricious.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 8, 2015 6:33 PM |
R58 That is the absolute truth! All but one of the Italian men I've ever been with loved to play mind games. They also have serious mood swings and will take their problems out on you by being an asshole to you for no reason, even when you've done nothing wrong. Then when you try to ignore them and stay away from them, they start playing their mind games again by "coincidently" showing up wherever you are.
They're fine for a one night stand, but other than that, run.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 8, 2015 6:36 PM |
R70 we're so Machiavellian, it's a sport!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 8, 2015 6:44 PM |
I agree with you R70, but they are so fucking hot. I dated an Italian man and it was amazing!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 8, 2015 6:50 PM |
I don't want to hear snarky comments on this, but the few Jewish guys I have been with are the hottest.
Italian/Spanish/Greek men have hygiene issues. And many of them seem psycho, probably due to smother Mamas. They give these guys egos you wouldn't believe.
Irish guys are very hot. And many Scottish and English guys are too. Hell, I have known MANY hot UK men. And they are cleaner.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 8, 2015 6:52 PM |
I was in Florence last year and the tour guide was the most beautiful man I ever saw. I had to keep dragging my eyes away from his face to look at the art. Hahaha! When he mentioned his gf (probs because of my staring haha!) I felt myself do a big sigh. Jesus Christ, I'd be useless if I lived in Italy.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 8, 2015 9:29 PM |
Stay away from the closeted ones. They have serious anger issues, I guess from not having the guts to be themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 8, 2015 9:35 PM |
R73 Jewish guys have the worst smother mamas of them all! Ever hear of a Jewish prince before? They make the Italo-Italians seem tolerable in comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 8, 2015 10:15 PM |
I was studying in Perugia for half a year, a few years back. Though I want to Rome on occasional day trips, for the most part I stayed in the Umbria/Tuscany northern part of Italy.
Not only did every landscape and piazza and aqueduct make me feel I was living in a renaissance painting, but the beautiful blue eyed, green eyed, hazel eyed blondes and Titian redheads were all drop dead gorgeous.
I had no problems with straight or gay men. I made love with some of the most beautiful men I've ever seen in my life. They were charming, humorous, intelligent and very giving during sex. Yes, I do speak Italian, and though my grammar is pretty decent, my accent is not 100%. And that seemed to turn them on even more.
When I came back to the states, the first thing I noticed was how many people look like half-breeds or mongrels next to the "pedigreed" traditional centuries old Italian beauties I was surrounded by.
After awhile I got used to it. .. But I'll never forget those months in Northern Italy.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 8, 2015 10:16 PM |
Brazilian men make the best lovers.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 8, 2015 10:18 PM |
[quote] When I came back to the states, the first thing I noticed was how many people look like half-breeds or mongrels next to the "pedigreed" traditional centuries old Italian beauties I was surrounded by.
Some of that "beauty" was caused by cousin love/marriage! Of all the European countries Italy has a very high incidence of first cousin love. If anything many of them look inbred AND are inbred.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 8, 2015 10:21 PM |
Italians: Gorgeous when young; ugly when old
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 8, 2015 10:44 PM |
It's the Italian-Irish mixes in America who are the most beautiful I have ever seen
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 8, 2015 10:55 PM |
R82's mixes include Lindsay Lohan and Bradley Cooper.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 8, 2015 10:59 PM |
R83 Add Lauren Ambrose and Alan Alda to the list.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 8, 2015 11:11 PM |
[quote]Italians: Gorgeous when young; ugly when old
^^^This.
After 30, their looks decline rapidly.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 8, 2015 11:14 PM |
R86 LMAO! Perfect example of how awful they age. Cody's only 24 and already looking old and Frankie (who never was good looking) looks like serious shit at only 31.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 8, 2015 11:34 PM |
R77 Foreigners that speak Italian DO turn us on, especially if they have an accent and especially if they make mistakes (it's cute, we love it). In my case, especially if they are black. You absolutely must keep your accent.
Anyway, please please please do not start talking like Brando in the Godfather or some shit like that or Italians will think that you are retarded. We will anyway kindly offer precise directions to go fuck yourself.
About aging early: it's true! Here's Raul Bova, looks kind of nice but of course he aged rapidly, the reason being he's Italian. He's only 17 poor little thing! I bet his hygiene is bad (the reason being he's Italian). Also, he's not as good looking as an average Englishman. I bet he plays mind games and texts his mamma every five minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 9, 2015 12:16 AM |
woof
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 9, 2015 12:18 AM |
One thing I've noticed is that Italian men - gay and straight - are total slobs at home and expect other people to clean up their messes or else things will just stay messy. Fuck that shit.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 9, 2015 1:00 AM |
The men in Italy let themselves go after they get married. Italian men don't age well but the women age even worse by comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 9, 2015 3:35 AM |
That man at r88 is over the top gorgeous. I actually think Italians age better than lighter men.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 9, 2015 3:44 AM |
I've heard that there are many Italians and Argentine-Italians don't like Italian-Americans
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 9, 2015 3:49 AM |
There are many Italo Italians that don't like each other! Different regions,different dialects etc so on.I know some Italo Argentines and have never heard them rag on Italian Americans specifically but Americans on the whole.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 9, 2015 3:55 AM |
R90 That's true as well, we also expect you to weave a peacock feather fan for us while we sip our Malvasia and eat Nutella from the jar with our fingers.
R91 Women do age badly! Here's Simonetta Gianfelici. She looks so bad for 54!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 9, 2015 11:51 AM |
[quote]Italians: Gorgeous when young; ugly when old
Not true at all.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 9, 2015 7:57 PM |
Argentinians don't like anybody else.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 9, 2015 8:35 PM |
R96 I know right? It's just like Aesoph's fable "The Fox and the Grapes"... Anyway this is a thread about Italian men, right? So let me spam you with some of them Kim Rossi Stuart:
by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 9, 2015 8:42 PM |
... and for you all naughty naughty DLers, you just deserve a Roberto Cavalli
by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 9, 2015 8:49 PM |
Sorry it's Tomaso, not tomato lol, my stupid phone
Also, it's Mirco, not micro rotfl
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 9, 2015 8:52 PM |
"they have perfectly uncircumcised penises"
as opposed to what? imperfectly uncircumcised ones?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 9, 2015 8:57 PM |
My favorite porn star, Topher Dimaggio, is Italian. He is a very good looking Italian man.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 9, 2015 9:03 PM |
I love the way Italian men swivel those lean squared off hips.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 9, 2015 9:06 PM |
Of the Mediterranean men, I've found Moroccan and Spanish to be the best sex. Greeks and Italians are good too but their macho attitudes leaves, erm, a bad taste in the mouth. But all well hung and the northern Mediterranean are uncut too so that's a bonus.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 10, 2015 1:21 AM |
Obviously, 80% of the denigrating posters here are talking about American born Italians. Italo/Americani.
People like Cody Califiore, Frankie Grande, James Gandolfino, DiNero, Pacino, Stallone, and the rest, aren't Italians. For the most part, many of the others you're talking about are what are known as wops, guineas, and dagos..
The real Italian men are born in and live in, Italy. Check out the real Italians posted upthread by R 101, 102, 103, and 104. They are the real thing that one sees almost everywhere walking through the streets of metropolitan Italian cities.
So, the rest of you can STFU , save your pennies, buy a ticket to Italy and get truly informed as to what's what!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 10, 2015 6:56 PM |
[quote]Italian men from Italy with their lean bodies are very stylish and can wear clothes like no one else. And then when their suits come off, they are very sensual revealing their perfect intact cocks.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 13, 2015 12:56 AM |
R110 Agree, I love Italian men, but Spanish guys suits me even better, Morrocan men are equally hot with Italian men to me, then Algerian etc, I don't find Greek men my type.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 13, 2015 1:22 PM |
R111: what an adorable little Nazi you are!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 13, 2015 1:56 PM |
They have big thick cocks with giant knobs on the ends.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 13, 2015 2:02 PM |
R111 is such an idiot. Real Italian men -- wtf are you talking about, rancid cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 13, 2015 2:04 PM |
R116: Sei un culo rancido che non è mai stato ovunque né visto nulla fuori il tuo insipido infernale. .. Vai a farti fottere!!!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | February 13, 2015 8:46 PM |
Olive oil makes them self lubricating.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | February 13, 2015 9:00 PM |
I was never attracted to Italian men. All that fake macho posturing just turned me right the fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | February 13, 2015 9:05 PM |
re: r77. Aren't Italians in the north more a mix of German? Italian-Americans whose ancestors are from the southern part of Italy are usually darker complexioned, aren't they? I mean in general.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | February 13, 2015 9:06 PM |
LMAO R111 you like to claim that you're "100% Italian" when no such thing exists since lots of cultures like the Celts, French, Germans, Greeks, Arabs, and Spanish settled in Italy and changed the genetic makeup of the people there from centuries of living there. Most Italian people left Italy over a century ago, or by the 1960s since it's very difficult to find stable work, and the economy and government have been very corrupt for 100 years. Even today lots of Italian people do leave Italy for the United States, Australia, the UK, and for other European countries.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | February 14, 2015 6:26 AM |
I think Italian men are so popular because they can control their sphincter like a pasta machine.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | February 14, 2015 6:36 AM |
[quote]What makes them so sexual?
Two words: [bold]abundant sexual abuse and Religion[/bold].
by Anonymous | reply 124 | February 21, 2020 3:26 PM |
I was in Rome in the 80's and stopped several policemen for directions. Each one was drop dead gorgeous, like runway models. They must be hired on looks.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 2, 2020 3:33 PM |
natural intact cocks and sparking clean holes.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 2, 2020 3:46 PM |
Hot until they start asking you to be their wife while you are out shopping or sight seeing and following you. Clingy is not hot.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 9, 2020 12:34 AM |
I've always been attracted to the "Guido" type. Dark hair, eyes and skin. Beautiful face. Full lips. Muscular. Hairy chest and crotch. A certain amount of bravado. I haven't been disappointed yet.
Portuguese men are equally as beautiful, I've had a few from New Bedford and Rhode Island. Argentina and Uruguay have lots of men with an Italian/Spanish mix.
Coming from a Scandinavian background....
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 9, 2020 12:48 AM |
"Italian Men What makes them so sexual?"
Corona virus?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 9, 2020 12:50 AM |