She is such a bitch.
I Hate My Friend Julie.
|by Anonymous||reply 476||11/17/2016|
Fuck Julie. Fuck her right in the ear.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/29/2010|
Julie keeps throwing lit matches onto the beach at Pensacola.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/29/2010|
She would love that, R1.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/29/2010|
Julie HATES Thurgood Marshall
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/29/2010|
I wish that bitch would die in a HOT grease fire!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/29/2010|
Julie thinks waterboarding should be normal operating procedure -- BEFORE informing people of their Miranda rights.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/29/2010|
Julie works at DL's parent company and ordered that the DL search function and Notorious Archives be punched & deleted.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/29/2010|
Julie's hoping this thread sinks into the back pages never to be found again.
DON'T LET HER WIN
her gloating would be insufferable.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/01/2010|
Fuck off, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/01/2010|
Julie insists that Miranda rights are the right to wear fruit on your head!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/01/2010|
Ohhhh! Poor OP. What did Julie do? Tell us OP, where did she touch you?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/01/2010|
Julie snuck a container of maggots onto a plane just for kicks.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/01/2010|
Julie needs to take the Crampy-Bloat Highway all the way to Tampon Town.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/01/2010|
I asked Julie if she loved me, and she just farted and walked away.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/01/2010|
After dumping the maggots on a plane she went to Abercrombie and Fitch in NYC, shook her vag a few times and dumped some bedbugs.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/01/2010|
Julie want to pass a law in Arizona. A law that states that beans shall only be fried one time. Pinche!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/04/2010|
Julie slips date rape-drugs in her own drinks!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/28/2010|
Are you aware that Julie owns the patent for high fructose corn syrup?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/28/2010|
Julie burned copies of the US Constitution on September 11th.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/12/2010|
Julie and called me and asked me to dinner at Chili's in honor of those "miner dudes"
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/13/2010|
Julie shops at Target.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/13/2010|
Julie is outraged that the gays might be able to serve openly in the military.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/13/2010|
Julie wasn't good enough for Bobby, that's for sure.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/15/2010|
Fuck you all. I hate you too. You're all cunts.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/15/2010|
That bitch will do anything to bump her own thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/19/2010|
Before every staff meeting, Julie still thinks it's funny to say, "Save me a seat -- I gotta drop the kids off at the pool."
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/19/2010|
Julie got a new job just so she could say, "I don't care if you're a paraplegic. You're walking through that scanner or I'm feeling up your junk."
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/19/2010|
Julie works in H.R.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/19/2010|
Julie was dropped on her head as a child. It explains a lot.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/22/2010|
Julie won't stop pronouncing tomorrow as "tomorrie," and she KNOWS it annoys me.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/22/2010|
Julie convinced David Dean Bottrell's mother not to abort.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/18/2010|
Julie can just Go Fuck Todd!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/18/2010|
When the Fashion Bug cashier explained for the third time that only clearance items were 75% off, Julie started yelling, "You're MANSPLAINING! Stop MANSPLAINING to me!"
The cashier, Brenda, was perplexed.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/18/2010|
And you thought the cunt troll was a man!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/18/2010|
Julie cried a little when the Senate passed the repeal of DADT.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/18/2010|
Julie likes to tell children that raisins are really moles that dermatologists have removed and sold to grocery stores.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/18/2010|
Earlier today, before the vote on the DREAM Act, Julie (while on the Senate floor--a complete breach of protocol) opened a briefcase filled with cold hard cash and said, "I was gonna dole out some campaign contributions to ya ungrateful fucks, but I guess I should give this directly to the illegals."
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/18/2010|
Julie comforted Elizabeth Edwards at her deathbed by saying "Don't worry about the kids. They're already calling Rielle mother now."
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/18/2010|
Julie stocks the Christmas buffet with Stouffers.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/18/2010|
Julie never brings a gift for a yankee swap, but always participates.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/18/2010|
Julie made us do "Secret Santa" at the office. Like I have nothing better to do than buy a gift for someone I only nod hello to in the hallway on the way to take a piss.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/18/2010|
Julie told Charles Devoe, "Last one in the water is Bruce Weber's buttboy!"
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/19/2010|
Julie is the one bankrolling Reese Witherspoon's rom-com career.
Julie's such a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/19/2010|
Julie thinks the Japanese are weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/19/2010|
Julie hates girls who like boys who like boys.
She also hates Penn State.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/19/2010|
Julie is not genuinely likable.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/19/2010|
Julie told Ronni Chasen that if she stopped at a certain Beverly Hills intersection at a certain time, her coke dealer would pull up behind her a comp her a five dollar bag.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/19/2010|
Julie says the only schools that matter in California are Pepperdine, Cal State - Long Beach, and UCSB--in that order.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/19/2010|
Julie got a job as an elf for Paedo Claus
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/20/2010|
Julie says that Clarence should have let George Bailey die.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/20/2010|
[R49], IT'S "PEDO", YOU FUCKING IMBECILE.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/20/2010|
Julie gave a handjob to a manta ray.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/20/2010|
Julie baked her "special" chocolate chip cookies - laced with ex-lax chocolate chips - for the office Holiday party. Third year straight and no one has figured out the near 80% absent rate the day following the party.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/21/2010|
Julie spilled the beans.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||12/21/2010|
Julie is actually Julie Taymor. She still thinks Spider Man is a huge hit and the cast is 100% safe performing their own stunts.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/21/2010|
Julie invited herself to my house for a week over Christmas. She says she needs to recover from her devastation over Cory Haim's death.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/21/2010|
Julie tripped Joan Fontaine on her way up the aisle to receive her Oscar for Suspicion and blamed the mess on Olivia De Havilland. Ever since then...well, you know the rest of the story.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/21/2010|
Julie told Al-Qaeda leadership: "Go for the salad bars." And added, "especially the ones that offer the full 'Autumn Harvest' option."
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/21/2010|
Julie told Obama to cut social security. The speech she wrote for him says, "Suck it, old people. Told you I was hard core."
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/21/2010|
I have a question for you OP, for all of you. I've read your posts about Julie for years - ever since I first logged onto Datalounge. It's been years now, and you still refer to Julie as "your friend" if you hate her so much why do you still call her your friend?
It makes no sense to me.
I think it's time to put this friendship to rest.
It's time to Punch & Delete Julie!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/21/2010|
Julie and I have a love-hate relationship, R60. She does actually mail me a Christmas card and not send one of those tacky email greetings. That's worth something!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/21/2010|
Because r61 Julie is everywhere
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/21/2010|
Julie cut in line at the coffee counter this morning at work.%0D %0D I wanted to fucking slap the cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/21/2010|
Julie told the FCC, "Are you going to let those anti-censorship Jewish bastards tell you what to do?!"
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/21/2010|
Julie is always late, but she says it's because of her sunny optimism about time management and her rich, full life.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/22/2010|
Julie won't vote for Obama in 2012 because she doesn't want "that fat bitch" singing at the Inaugural.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/22/2010|
My friend Julie gave me a Dollar Tree Christmas card.%0D %0D I bought her a Christmas Card from Hallmnark.%0D %0D The bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/23/2010|
Julie gave out extremely religious Christmas cards to everyone at work.
It was awkward.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/23/2010|
Julie hates wise asses like R60, so she asked me to use my influence to have R60 permanently banned from DL.%0D %0D Don't fuck with Julie, bitches!!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/23/2010|
Julie shit in my stocking. She went to my bureau, got a sock and shit in it. Then she tacked it to the fireplace and lit a fire so the smell permeated the home.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/25/2010|
She gave me an iPhone 3GS.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/25/2010|
Julie erased all my cookies, so now I don't know where any of my DL threads are.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/26/2010|
Julie always arrives late at the office, but makes up for it by leaving early.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/26/2010|
Is it possible to hate a friend? If you hate someone, they aren't really your friend. You can pretend like it and put on a show, but I don't think it's possible to actually hate a friend.
Thankfully, OP, you have me here to help point out your shortcomings.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/26/2010|
Look! Julie left us a plate of candy!
Oh, she's plated the fannie May!
WTF, each candy has been smooshed!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/26/2010|
Those aren't Fannie May candies! Julie found a box of Ayds left over from 1979 and thought putting them on a plate would fool people.
When confronted, she wasn't even embarrassed. Instead, she just laughed about how she "gave us all Ayds!"
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/26/2010|
Julie says that Teena Marie's death was WAY overdue.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/26/2010|
Julie just tried to convince my nine year old niece to sing "Dance 10, Looks 3" as her audition piece for the schools production of The Sound of Music. %0D %0D She also said to be sure to shake what the Good Lord gave her.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/26/2010|
Julie won't stop calling Michelle Obama "Obamaniqua."
|by Anonymous||reply 79||12/28/2010|
It's Christmas OP, anyone ever told you not to HATE at Christmas time? It's bad manners
|by Anonymous||reply 80||12/28/2010|
Julie e-mailed me a fisting video
|by Anonymous||reply 81||12/28/2010|
She brought my gifts in bags from Kohl's and JCPenney.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||12/28/2010|
She bought me tickets to Spiderman on Broadway.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||12/28/2010|
Julie launched a DDoS attack on 4chan!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||12/29/2010|
My friend Julie promised me this morning, taht we would leave work together to go find some after X-mas bargains at the mall, and BITCH left without me.%0D %0D %0D She knows I hate going to the fucking mall by myslef
|by Anonymous||reply 85||12/29/2010|
Julie has the Star Spangled Banner on her Ipod
|by Anonymous||reply 86||12/29/2010|
Julie shops exclusively at the Chico's Irregulars Outlet.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/29/2010|
Julie just called Michael Vick.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||12/29/2010|
It's Julie's fault that the streets in my neighbourhood have not been plowed yet. She drove her car and abandoned it right in front of my building so that the plows can't get down the street.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||12/29/2010|
Look what that BITCH did to my Jeep! She tried to drive a tow truck in the blizzard and ruined my Jeep. Dumb bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||12/29/2010|
While vacationing in Hawaii, Julie has a rather elaborate plan to break into the Public Health Department and steal Obama's birth certificate.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||12/30/2010|
Julie told Chris Christie, "Before you book that flight back to Newark, I want you to know that all Disney hotels are on the American plan."
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/30/2010|
Julie told Isabelle Caro that she looked like she was packing on a few pounds and should really go on a diet.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||12/30/2010|
Julie phoned Nick Clegg and said "Are you going to let those student bastards tell you what to do?!?"
|by Anonymous||reply 94||12/30/2010|
Julie sat down Oprah and Gayle and told them it was the OTHER BIG "O" - as in Michelle - that was spreading the lesbian rumors.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||12/30/2010|
Julie let one in Arkansas, and all the birds fell out of the sky.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||01/04/2011|
Julie's last words to her boyfriend were, "You KNOW how much I care about the environment."
|by Anonymous||reply 97||01/05/2011|
Julie showed up at Ted Williams' hotel room last night with an eightball saying, "It'll smooth out the rough edges and enhance that golden voice of yours."
|by Anonymous||reply 98||01/11/2011|
Julie called Sarah Palin to apologize for the way she's been victimized by that liberal lunatic who totally misconstrued her surveyor points.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||01/11/2011|
Julie told the board of Comcast, "I've heard Keith Olbermann say the NASTIEST things about Philadelphia."
|by Anonymous||reply 100||01/22/2011|
Julie told Todd Palin, "You can fuck a fat woman for HOURS and never even touch the coochie." Then she made an obscene gesture with her armpits.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||01/22/2011|
Julie told President Mubarek, "You just stay put, Hon. I got this."
|by Anonymous||reply 102||01/29/2011|
Julie IS the editor!
|by Anonymous||reply 103||01/29/2011|
Julie told my 84-year-old mother the TSA was letting people bring as much toothpaste as they want now.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||01/31/2011|
Last month, Julie told Scott Rudin that he should go ahead and put down the non-refundable $2M deposit on that gold and diamond studded sign that says "Best Picture Winner: The Social Network".
|by Anonymous||reply 105||01/31/2011|
Julie put a Ronald Reagan display right by the front entrance at Barnes & Noble.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||02/06/2011|
Julie will be responsible for the upcoming Great Puppy Bowl Massacre of 2011.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||02/06/2011|
Julie convinced Frederik Prinz von Anhalt to pull Zsa Zsa's plug at 12:01 AM on Tuesday morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||02/06/2011|
Julie bought all of Clay Aiken's cds but gave them away to a homeless person when she found out he was a lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/06/2011|
Julie is in Tahrir Square trying to get the protesters to shout, "Mummify him! Mummify him!"
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/10/2011|
Julie decided that she needs TWO Datalounge threads about her.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/13/2011|
Julie told Rick Santorum to complain about his anal sex problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||02/22/2011|
Julie told Charlie Sheen that he's invincible in the Octagon. No one can beat him there.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||02/27/2011|
Julie told Melissa Leo, "If you want to win that Oscar, you have to take matters into your own hands. You think the studio has time to usher you through the campaigning process? Grab that faux fur coat and get movin', toots!"
|by Anonymous||reply 114||02/27/2011|
I heard from a friend who heard it from a friend that she saw Julie tell Charlie Sheen, "You're not going to let those Jewish bastards do this to you, are you?"
btw Julie's real name is Clare Woodgate
|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/02/2011|
Julie killed the original Paul McCartney after finding Paul and John Lennon in bed together.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||03/02/2011|
Julie was spotted in a Little Tokyo sushi place asking for the "nuclear meltdown roll."
|by Anonymous||reply 117||03/12/2011|
Julie told Bono that Julie Taymor uses styrofoam cups. That's the real reason she was sacked.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||03/12/2011|
Julie told Muammar Gaddafi, "You just stay put, Hon. Your people love you."
|by Anonymous||reply 119||03/12/2011|
Julie told Denise, "You just keep planning the Rainbow Express, Hon. Your people love you."
|by Anonymous||reply 120||03/30/2011|
Julie got a hold of John Boehner's phone number and keeps calling him every half hour screaming, "WON'T SOMEBODY STAND UP FOR THE FETUSES?!!?"
|by Anonymous||reply 121||04/08/2011|
Julie told the elderly couple in Texas, "Bees are our friends. They give us honey. You should go thank them for their service to humanity."
|by Anonymous||reply 122||04/20/2011|
Julie broke the internet.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||04/23/2011|
Julie told Gaddafi's son, "I'll go whip us up some frappes. Just stand right on this red marker for a minute."
|by Anonymous||reply 124||04/30/2011|
Julie told Mitt Romney there's nothing racist about wanting to hang a black man.
As long as you add, "Metaphorically...."
|by Anonymous||reply 125||04/30/2011|
Julie slipped 'Candle in the Wind' into the DJ list at the Royal Wedding Reception.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||04/30/2011|
Julie is Sally Kern's daughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||04/30/2011|
Julie is Sally Kern's gay, black daughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||05/01/2011|
Julie to Ken Ryker: "Go on, ya' big pussy, have one for the road."
|by Anonymous||reply 129||05/01/2011|
Julie threw the bus under the bus.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||05/01/2011|
Julie told Mildred Baena, "I know how you can get back at Miss Maria for making you work on Christmas Eve."
|by Anonymous||reply 131||05/29/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 132||05/29/2011|
Julie tried to get a superinjunction against teh DL. Fuck her, I hate her
|by Anonymous||reply 133||05/29/2011|
Julie keeps telling the neighbour chick that if she keeps flirting with me, I'll turn straight and go out with her.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||05/29/2011|
Julie told Eric Holder to just ignore Breitbart and O'Keefe.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||06/02/2011|
Julie brought her Ouija board to my house and opened the doorway to a malevolant spirit.
It didn't help that the spirit's name was Cheryl.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||08/10/2011|
Julie told MRMU, "Go ahead and ride home with Denise. What's the worst that could happen?"
|by Anonymous||reply 137||08/10/2011|
Julie has admitted to peeing in every single pool that she's ever been in.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||08/10/2011|
Julie's the reason I left years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||08/10/2011|
julie is a middle management micromanager...a 3M!
|by Anonymous||reply 140||08/10/2011|
I'm going to kick you all in your vagina bones. Love, Julie
|by Anonymous||reply 141||08/10/2011|
Julie has a part-time job as Luke Evan's publicist.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||08/10/2011|
Julie suggested Mavis get rid of her Aeron chair because the webbing doesn't buffer old lady farts.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||08/10/2011|
Julie starts each of her Yelp reviews with, "As a busy mom who has a big vajayjay..."
|by Anonymous||reply 144||08/10/2011|
Julie went to London for a week and came back looking like beef jerky. I think she overdid the spray tan.%0D
|by Anonymous||reply 145||08/11/2011|
Julie invited me to join a Facebook group called One Million Cunts. I don't have to put up with that sort of thing!
|by Anonymous||reply 146||08/11/2011|
Julie is standing on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange screaming, "Sell! Sell! Sell you fools! Before it's too late! Oh my God--sell!"
|by Anonymous||reply 147||08/11/2011|
[quote]Julie likes to tell children that raisins are really moles that dermatologists have removed and sold to grocery stores.
About 6 years ago, I had a mole surgically removed from my arm. When my friend's young children asked me about the scar, I explained that a mole bit me and wouldn't let go so the doctor had to remove it.
The children *still* remember and talk about the time a mole wouldn't let go of my arm!
|by Anonymous||reply 148||08/11/2011|
Julie is Julie Chen.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||08/11/2011|
Julie was overheard telling Diane Schuler, "They all think something's wrong with you. How long are you gonna' keep on taking their shit?"
|by Anonymous||reply 150||08/11/2011|
Julie creates unclickable threads on The Data Lounge to frighten all the paranoid schizophrenics.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||08/15/2011|
Julie told Exxon Virginia "Go ahead and frack. No one will even notice."
|by Anonymous||reply 152||08/24/2011|
Julie proclaimed Mumia's innocence.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||08/24/2011|
Julie was in Richmond, Virginia yesterday and decided it would be fun to let out a queef.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||08/24/2011|
Julie ate the "ony".
|by Anonymous||reply 155||08/24/2011|
My friend Julie dabs a bit of vodka behind each ear before attending gay AA meetings.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||08/24/2011|
Julie told Steve Jobs her patented La Mar de la Sol Honey Lavender Salve cures pancreatic cancer.
IARC designated it as a Group 1 carcinogen 4 years ago, back when she was calling it Marla Sollade Lavender Honey Salve.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||08/24/2011|
Julia told my nephews if they go outside during the hurricane they'll be able to fly like Superman.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||08/26/2011|
Julie keeps walking around singing, "COME ON [italic]IRENE[/italic]...Come on, Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye"
|by Anonymous||reply 159||08/26/2011|
Julie queefed and tried to blame it on the cat. What a dirty hoor!
|by Anonymous||reply 160||08/26/2011|
Earlier this week Julie went around town and bought up all of the D batteries and unscented candles she could find. Now she's trying to decide whether to sell them at huge mark-ups to panicked residents or just to hold on to them out of spite.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||08/26/2011|
Julie will sell the candles and (expired)batteries at a huge mark-up all while reminding customers that she's doing this out of the kindness of her heart.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||08/26/2011|
Julie told a whole bunch of Fire Island queens that they could feel free to ignore a mandatory evacuation order. That cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 163||08/26/2011|
Julie told Irene, "They're all going to laugh at you!"
|by Anonymous||reply 164||08/27/2011|
Julie is a One Million Moms member.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||08/27/2011|
Julie just mooned Eric Fisher live on camera while he was reporting from hurricaine Irene.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||08/27/2011|
Julie's sister Irene is making me ejaculate.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||08/27/2011|
Julie took me out for a birthday dinner, and then did a dine and dash! Fucking whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||09/02/2011|
Julie told Obama, "If I were you, I would just give up and bang as many interns as you can before you leave the White House."
|by Anonymous||reply 169||09/02/2011|
Julie posted the Joey Kovar Playgirl pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||09/03/2011|
Whenever President Obama gets ready to do something that shows what a decisive leader he can be, Julie warns him that he should be careful about coming across as too "uppity" (her words, not mine). Then, when his passivity blows up in his face, she'll tell anyone who listens that "Axlerod gives the worst advice ever" and she "doesn't know why Barry insists on keeping him around."
|by Anonymous||reply 171||09/03/2011|
Julie flushes the toilet when I'm in the shower.
Julie is the kind of bitch...who farts in an elevator.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||09/03/2011|
Julie absolutely insisted that Samantha Ronson couldn't leave the party without "one for the road!"
|by Anonymous||reply 173||09/03/2011|
Julie planted the tree that killed Sonny Bono.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||09/03/2011|
Julie planted the seed that killed Chastity Bono
|by Anonymous||reply 175||09/03/2011|
Julie suggested Chaz for DWTS.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||09/03/2011|
Julie told the people of Vermont that they had NOTHING to worry about regarding Hurricane Irene....
|by Anonymous||reply 177||09/03/2011|
Years ago, Julie heard about the butterfly effect. Fascinated, she intentionally kweefed, and watched as her vagina proudly gave birth to what became Hurricane Katrina.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||09/03/2011|
Julie told Madonna, "I think what you really should do is direct."
|by Anonymous||reply 179||09/03/2011|
Julie was Justin Timberlake's stylist in the late 90's.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||09/03/2011|
Julie told Anthony Weiner about Twitter!
|by Anonymous||reply 181||09/03/2011|
Can we stop the queef jokes? Not them least bit funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||09/03/2011|
Oh honey. You've never heard someone queef then. It's hysterical!
|by Anonymous||reply 183||09/03/2011|
Julie starts ALL those damn election pole threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||09/03/2011|
Julie contacts Crayola every year to tell them which crayons should be discontinued.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||09/03/2011|
Julie told R184 that "poll" is spelled "pole."
|by Anonymous||reply 186||09/04/2011|
Julie told Oprah it was a good idea to have her own network.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||09/04/2011|
Julie created the tv show, "Toddlers and Tiaras".
|by Anonymous||reply 188||09/04/2011|
Julie told Hillary...."Don't worry.....that inexperienced black guy will never beat you"
|by Anonymous||reply 189||09/04/2011|
Julie just told me 9-11 is a grocery store chain.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||09/11/2011|
This is exactly what I mean by DL's violent misogyny, and if you don't intervene against it, you are acting in favor of it: "Ann Coulter is responsible for that horrible stench that emanates from her dried up gash wherever she goes." Your violence against women helps kill queer teens. Ann Coulter's stupidity has nothing to do with her body parts. Stop the violence. Stop the hate. It's killing us.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||09/11/2011|
r191 = Julie
|by Anonymous||reply 192||09/12/2011|
Julie told NY Democrats to vote for the republican this time in order to send a message to Obama to be more progressive. "That'll show him," she said.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||09/14/2011|
Julie bumped this thread.
Just 'cause she's a bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||10/19/2011|
Julie told Lindsay Lohan, "Just tell the court you weren't 'fulfilled' by doing your community service at that women's shelter."
|by Anonymous||reply 195||10/19/2011|
Julie jumps in on every televised OWS interview to let America know she has been shitting in her purse because there are no bathrooms.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||10/19/2011|
Julie is the cuntiest of cunts.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||10/19/2011|
In order to shut him up, Julie has agreed to be Javier's new boyfriend. She then told him, "If I can grow a pair, why the fuck don't you?"
|by Anonymous||reply 198||10/19/2011|
ME AND JULIE R TRU HMIES :(
|by Anonymous||reply 199||10/28/2011|
Julie told JoePa not to worry about Sandusky. She'd take care of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||11/11/2011|
Julie told Jerry Sandusky that "starting a charitable foundation is a good way to meet guys."
|by Anonymous||reply 201||11/11/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 202||11/11/2011|
Julie told Rick Perry, "Rehearsing is for fags."
|by Anonymous||reply 203||11/12/2011|
[quote] Julie told Rick Perry, "Rehearsing is for fags."
R203 , Julie told you that she told it to Rick Perry to make you look like an idiot.
In truth, she told it to Bret Ratner.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||11/12/2011|
No, really? Ask Julie to explain the idea of convergence of news stories. Be careful, though. She likes to hit her slower students.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||11/14/2011|
Julie packed her seven mentally disabled relatives into the Winnebago and brought them to caucus for Romney.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||01/05/2012|
Julie told Whitney that crack is not whacked if you take a couple of xanax and some shots of tequila afterwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||02/13/2012|
She always steals my herione.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||02/13/2012|
Julie told Jill that the opening between her legs is called a CUNT.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||02/13/2012|
Julie told Whitney's hairdresser, "Leave Whitney alone! Christ, just let her relax for an hour…"
|by Anonymous||reply 210||02/13/2012|
Julie told Nicki Minaj that whorehouse curtains would look fabulous on her!
Julie brought a 20 pack of sliders from White Castle and said, "Here, Adele - have another!"
|by Anonymous||reply 211||02/13/2012|
Julie reminded Matt Bomer, "Cameras aren't allowed in the dining room. It's okay if you acknowledge your husband amongst a friendly audience."
|by Anonymous||reply 212||02/13/2012|
Julie taught M.I.A. how to flip the bird.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||02/13/2012|
Julie told Cheryl her pussy smelled fresh and clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||04/16/2012|
Julie told Ann Romney, "They'll never know Consuela raised your children while you went horseback riding."
|by Anonymous||reply 215||04/16/2012|
Julie sent me a turd in the mail
|by Anonymous||reply 216||04/16/2012|
Julie jerry rigged the elevator that killed that woman several months ago all because she has a crush on Ernie the elevator repairman that services the building.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||04/16/2012|
Julie likes to eat fried chicken then spend the rest of the evening sniffing her fingers after she's finished
|by Anonymous||reply 218||04/16/2012|
Julie started the expression "eldergay" on Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||04/17/2012|
Julie told her Mennonite pet gay, "He got you a ROLEX?????? You're giving up PORK for that schmuck! I'd drop the watch in a champagne glass and throw it in his face."
|by Anonymous||reply 220||04/17/2012|
Julie thinks the term FlopDNA is hilarious
|by Anonymous||reply 221||04/18/2012|
Julie was the first choice to play Roz on "Fraiser". She turned it down for a freak show job - likes biting the heads off live chickens.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||04/18/2012|
Julie told John Travolta, "'Masseuse' is just a euhpphemism for 'whore.' Flash a wad of bills in their face and their legs will shoot to the sky like rockets."
|by Anonymous||reply 223||05/18/2012|
Julie took Nick Stahl to skid row for "lunch".
|by Anonymous||reply 224||05/18/2012|
Julie was Joan Crawford's secret lesbian lover.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||05/18/2012|
Julie JUST DOESN'T GET IT!
|by Anonymous||reply 226||05/19/2012|
Hi just to let you know im called julie And im really confused..... What the fuck did i do wrong now????? Just asking...
|by Anonymous||reply 227||08/22/2012|
R227, your full name is Julie Davida-Rochelle?
|by Anonymous||reply 228||08/22/2012|
Julie is the reason all the threads in your thread watcher keep disappearing.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||08/31/2012|
Julie said, if you are making a poll of the southern cities people like, just group them by categories. Everyone will understand.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||08/31/2012|
Julie told Clint real men don't need teleprompters.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||08/31/2012|
Julie keeps calling Honey Boo Boo and encouraging her to "go a little more daring" with her outfits. Then tunes in and laughs!
|by Anonymous||reply 232||08/31/2012|
Julie's a March Aries.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||08/31/2012|
Julie told Hurricane Isaac that New Orleans called Katrina "its bitch".
|by Anonymous||reply 234||08/31/2012|
I heard that Julie texted Henri Paul and said, "Don't b a pussy. U cn outrun em"
|by Anonymous||reply 235||08/31/2012|
Julie told Becka in Accounting that I'm actually straight, but easily intimidated by women.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||08/31/2012|
Julie is who Clint was imagining sitting in the chair - not Obama.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||08/31/2012|
Julie told Prince Harry that the camera in her cellphone was broken.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||08/31/2012|
Julie told Paul Ryan that his car crash anecdote would be welcome and appreciated since time + tragedy = humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||10/13/2012|
Julie told Anne Hathaway, "Gidget may be stealing your thunder, but she'll never beat you in the minge department. Give the girls some air!"
|by Anonymous||reply 240||12/12/2012|
Julie asked a nurse in London to stand on a chair and help her measure the height of the room using this handy rope...
|by Anonymous||reply 241||12/13/2012|
Julie produced "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen."
|by Anonymous||reply 242||12/13/2012|
Julie told Lindsey Lohan they wouldn't dare put you in jail.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||12/13/2012|
Julie said "mark my words, Hathaway's winning an Oscar this year." I heard her talking about it at 7/11.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||12/13/2012|
Julie purposely misuses the word penultimate. I'm sure of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||12/13/2012|
Julie writes "Happy Holiday's" on all of her Christmas cards.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||12/13/2012|
Julie smugly admits to anyone who'll listen that she's been pooping in stores for decades.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||12/13/2012|
Julie told Chris Christie not to worry about his weight and run for President in 2016 as Democratic challenger Hillary Clinton is going to be both FAT and OLD.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||12/13/2012|
Julie let Track Palin buttfuck her and she sent her used panties to his wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||12/13/2012|
Julie convinced Susan Rice to pull out of contention, telling her the job really needs a man after so many years being run by a gash.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||12/13/2012|
Dammit, I really, really hate my friend Julie. She is such a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||12/13/2012|
Was Julie anywhere near Connecticut?
|by Anonymous||reply 252||12/15/2012|
It was in the early 1970s when Julie coined the phrase "Guns don't kill people, people do..."
I hate that cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 253||12/15/2012|
Julie told Nancy Lanza, "I know a great hobby you and your deranged son can do together!"
|by Anonymous||reply 254||12/15/2012|
Julie told Teresa Giudice her kids were beautiful and to get them into modeling.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||12/30/2012|
Julie tripped Hillary Clinton....and told her deep vein thrombosis was just a myth.
What a cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 256||12/30/2012|
Julie told Hillary that there's no reason Obama and Congress should get *all* of the attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||12/30/2012|
Julie told Nancy Pelosi that the "fiscal cliff" was where she'd throw her loose dentures if she didn't pass that damn bill....
|by Anonymous||reply 258||01/02/2013|
Julie, WTF did you do to the board?
|by Anonymous||reply 259||01/19/2013|
Julie told Disney, "James Franco, Robert Downey Jr? What's the diff?"
|by Anonymous||reply 260||03/09/2013|
Julie told Belinda Carlisle and Jane Wiedlin that the Go-Go's didn't need a bass player.
She is SUCH a bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 261||03/09/2013|
Julie can't stop raving about how wonderful James Franco was in OZ, and it's starting to get on my nerves.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||03/09/2013|
Julie once yelled fire in a crowded theater. And there really was a fire.
But everybody hated her and figured she was lying so they all died.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||03/09/2013|
Julie told Dennis Rodman to tell North Korea that proper etiquette is to warn your opponent about what you plan to do to him.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||03/09/2013|
Julie never returns e-mails. He says it's because he has ADD. That's his excuse for everything, ADD. He's a fucking dingaling.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||03/09/2013|
Julie suggested the sequester.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||03/09/2013|
Julie didn't wash her hands after wiping her ass, then stirred Her Majesty's tea with her dirty fingers. She is such an unmitigated cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||03/09/2013|
Julie told Rihanna, "He does it because he LOVES you."
Then she called Chris Brown and told him that Ri made fun of his penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||03/09/2013|
Who else hates Julie the cunt?
|by Anonymous||reply 269||03/10/2013|
Julie told Maggie Gallagher she was pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||03/10/2013|
Julie killed the thread about her that I started a few weeks ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||03/10/2013|
I had a friend named Julie.
Then she died.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||03/10/2013|
Julie told Anne Hathaway that nobody likes a gracious winner.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||03/10/2013|
Julie told Jennifer Lawrence flipping the bird was elegance!
|by Anonymous||reply 274||03/10/2013|
Julie told Mayor Bloomberg to ban big soft drinks!
|by Anonymous||reply 275||03/11/2013|
Julie told Jeb Bush that history will show his brother the best President this country ever had.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||03/11/2013|
Julie told Cheryl she smelled fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||03/12/2013|
Julie gave my cat a poinsettia for Christmas.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||03/12/2013|
Julie tried to get the crowd in St. Peter's Square to chant, "Peron! Peron! Peron!"
|by Anonymous||reply 279||03/13/2013|
Julie broke the board again.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||03/22/2013|
Julie drives Michelle Shocked to church potlucks and gives her advice about on-stage banter for her shows on the way.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||03/23/2013|
Julie told Jay Leno that NBC is committed to him and his brand, and TV executives like a little good-natured ribbing every now and then!
|by Anonymous||reply 282||03/23/2013|
Julie told me to start a blog and then link to it on Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||03/23/2013|
Julie told Jeff Zucker and Poppy Harlow not to let those other - other, other - jewish bastards tell them how to handle coverage of the Steubenville rapists.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||03/23/2013|
Julie asked her doctor to take a rape culture.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||03/23/2013|
Julie told Henry Cavill, "You two look great together!"
|by Anonymous||reply 286||03/25/2013|
Julie told Will Portman to stay in the closet.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||03/25/2013|
Julie told me that she's going to ask AMC to stop showing "Mad Men". She says that the opening credits are an insult to those who jumped from the WTC on 9/11.
Of course, Julie was the one encouraging them to jump. "I've got a net!", she told them.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||03/25/2013|
Julie told her drag queen friend that the crowd in front of the Supreme Court was drab and dull and needed some spicing up.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||03/26/2013|
Julie told Justin Beiber that he needs to show his bad-ass side!
|by Anonymous||reply 290||03/27/2013|
Julie sold Anthony Scalia his "Gay Marriage Is Newer Than Cell Phones Or The Internet" line.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||03/27/2013|
Julie started the Anderson Cooper is dead thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||05/11/2013|
Julie told Amanda Berry that only the cool kids accept rides from strangers.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||05/11/2013|
Julie was spotted at the hospital around same time Jeannie Cooper died. Not saying she's responsible, but you never know...
|by Anonymous||reply 294||05/11/2013|
Julie told Cory Monteith, "I won't sell these drugs to anyone who isn't hardcore."
|by Anonymous||reply 295||07/14/2013|
Julie told Simon Halls, "Are you going to let that Jewish bastard tell you what to do?"
Why he took his anger out on Bomer I don't know, because Julie was clearly talking about Huvane.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||07/14/2013|
Julie saw this kid walking around the neighborhood and said, "Hey, if you walk to the store and get me some Skittles, I'll let you keep the change."
|by Anonymous||reply 297||07/14/2013|
Julie bought heroin in Vancouver and shared it with Cory Monteith, but "forgot" to cut his share with something.
She is such a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||07/14/2013|
I will enver understand why this thread took off.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||07/14/2013|
R299 = Julie
|by Anonymous||reply 300||07/14/2013|
R300 is correct.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||07/14/2013|
Julie told Trayvon Martin that the only thing crackers understand is getting the shit best out of 'em.
Later that evening, she met up with her friend George Zimmerman and while watching Cops, she complained about how fucking punks always get away...
|by Anonymous||reply 302||07/14/2013|
Julie told Cory Monteith that one more line ain't gonna kill him.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||07/16/2013|
Goddamn, that Julie is an uber-cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 304||07/16/2013|
Julie told James Gandolfini that butter is its own food group.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||07/16/2013|
Julie told Juror B37, "Get on that jury, and I promise you, next year you'll be sipping Cristal on a yacht in Tampa Bay!"
|by Anonymous||reply 306||07/16/2013|
Julie told Jenny McCarthy vaccines don't work.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||07/16/2013|
Julie told Ariel Castro's prison guard, "I didn't hear anything."
|by Anonymous||reply 308||09/03/2013|
Her pussy stinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||09/03/2013|
Julie thinks chemical weapons are just fine and not a big deal.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||09/04/2013|
Julie send Vladimir Putin a manila envelope stuffed with news clippings about the Sochi protests, with a note that read, "Are you going to let those Jewish bastards tell you what to do?"
|by Anonymous||reply 311||09/04/2013|
Julie convinced Anthony Weiner to run for Mayor of New York City. "What's the worst that could happen? If you lose, you can always go on Dancing With The Stars."
|by Anonymous||reply 312||09/10/2013|
Julie pushed her thumb into every one of my Fannie May candies and she doesn't even EAT chocolate - just wanted to see what was in them.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||09/10/2013|
Julie convinced Chandler Massey it was a good career move to announce his departure from Days of Our Lives at the Emmys without talking to anyone about it first.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||09/10/2013|
Julie told Miley Cyrus she had the choreography covered for the VMAs and to stik her tongue out more.
|by Anonymous||reply 315||09/10/2013|
Julie just farted and then kicked my dog.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||09/11/2013|
Julie told Paula Deen it was time to 'take back' the N word.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||09/11/2013|
Julie just lifted her leg and said, "Pootin Rasputin. Sarin gas, I'll give you Sarin gas."
|by Anonymous||reply 318||09/11/2013|
Julie said 'Putin, little boys love it when you lift up their shirt and kiss their little bellies. No one will think it means you are a closet pedophile, go ahead!'
|by Anonymous||reply 319||09/11/2013|
Julie told Bret Easton Ellis, "You know, Alice Munro thinks you are Jay McInerey are the same person."
|by Anonymous||reply 320||10/11/2013|
My friend Julie told John Boehner to threaten a default and then Obama would fold. Then she opened up a new bottle of Maker's Mark and poured him a double. What a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 321||10/11/2013|
Julie said to John Boehner, orange? You're not orange. You're sun-kist!
|by Anonymous||reply 322||10/11/2013|
Julie told those gypsies that taking the little girl would be good publicity and normalise them in the eyes of the public.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||10/23/2013|
Julie told the Tea Party "Don't listen to the biased media! The more people see of Ted Cruz, the more they'll love him!"
|by Anonymous||reply 324||10/23/2013|
Julie told Kathleen Sebelius that she was a web design wizard.
She wore a Hufflepuff robe to her first day of work just so she could steal office supplies.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||10/23/2013|
Julie keeps breaking into the Datalounge corporate office building using her Walmart credit card so she can pull the plug on the server leaving all of us in the dark.
|by Anonymous||reply 326||10/23/2013|
Julia is the reason so many people died in Laos during the war. Mean Julia!
|by Anonymous||reply 327||10/23/2013|
I hate Julia more today than I did yesterday. A line you can sing.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||10/24/2013|
Julie told Paul Walker, "Speed limits are for Jews!"
|by Anonymous||reply 329||12/01/2013|
Julie wants her partner to pay her $50k to go away.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||12/02/2013|
I had a friend named Julie and I hate her too. Bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 331||12/03/2013|
Julie talked Whitney Houston into taking a bath after snorting coke and downing a bottle of zanies.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||12/03/2013|
Julie killed JFK. However, she meant to kill Jackie, claiming she stole her hair style. Too bad Julie's a poor shot.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||12/03/2013|
Julie is the reason they do not have same sex marriage in Iran.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||12/03/2013|
My friend Julie told Metro-North train engineer William Rockefeller to take a quick nap. She'd handle bringing the train into the station.
My friend Julie is such a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||12/03/2013|
Julie told River Pheonix that he'd better finish his stash of drugs or Judy Davis would steal them.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||12/03/2013|
Julie told Marilyn Monroe that she didn't have to actually count the number of Nembutal she was taking. I swear, Julie is such a fucking cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 337||12/03/2013|
Julie gave Tom Daley DLBs number. She told Tom he was in love with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 338||12/03/2013|
Julie is besties with David Ehrenstein. They are both such cunts.
|by Anonymous||reply 339||12/03/2013|
It was Julie who flipped her cigarette butt on the Hindenburg. There was an ashtray not 5 inches from her. What a fucking cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 340||12/03/2013|
Julie's little escapades caused Detroit to declare bankruptcy. I hate that Julie.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||12/04/2013|
Julie is dead. Can't you let it go?
|by Anonymous||reply 342||12/04/2013|
Julie told Tom Daley, "You know, it's practically cureable these days! You have nothing to worry about."
|by Anonymous||reply 343||12/04/2013|
Julie gave Paul Walker gas money.
|by Anonymous||reply 344||12/04/2013|
Julie tape recorded Cheyenne Jackson's jerk-off vid and posted it online. She told him all the has-beens are reviving their careers in said fashion. Stupid cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 345||12/04/2013|
Did anyone see Julie on The View today? What was she thinking with that shirt? Pathetic!
|by Anonymous||reply 346||12/05/2013|
Julie told Carrie Underwood that the role of Maria in The Sound of Music was written with her in mind.
I hate Julie.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||12/05/2013|
[quote]It was Julie who flipped her cigarette butt on the Hindenburg. There was an ashtray not 5 inches from her. What a fucking cunt!
Just how old IS Julie?
|by Anonymous||reply 348||12/06/2013|
Well, R348, Julie gave President Lincoln tickets to see "Our American Cousin." Yes, she's old but she doesn't look a day over 40. And she is still a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 349||12/06/2013|
Julie farted in an elevator.
|by Anonymous||reply 350||12/06/2013|
Julie was eating lunch at Olive Garden yesterday and was overheard telling her BFF that history will be much kinder to Sarah Palin than it will be to Nelson Mandela.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||12/07/2013|
Julie thinks euthanasia is part of the Peace Corp.
|by Anonymous||reply 352||12/07/2013|
Julie told the wardrobe people at NBC to make sure the liederhosen were loose in the bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 353||12/07/2013|
I asked Julie to stop double-dipping her jumbo shrimp in the cocktail sauce bowl. She told me she gave up shell fish for Hanukkah and she had to catch up. She's not even Jewish.
Ginny says she exceeded the budgeted 4 per person rule "by a multitude."
|by Anonymous||reply 354||12/07/2013|
I was at the IHOP today where Julie works and I saw her in the kitchen spitting on the restaurant customer's food. The woman stops at nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 355||12/10/2013|
She asked me to feed her cats when she went to Rome for 2 weeks and she brought me back a bobble head Pope doll for a present. Fuck her. I'm never taking care of her cats again.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||12/10/2013|
Julie told the frustrated Chinese shopper, "The canopy over the Clinique booth will break your fall!"
|by Anonymous||reply 357||12/10/2013|
Then don't befriends withe her
|by Anonymous||reply 358||12/10/2013|
Tell her she's a slutty piece of shit, punch her in the face, then BURN HER!!! After you burn her eat her cat or dog or grandpa or whatever. Then go back to her dead body and pee on it.
Or just ignore her.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||12/10/2013|
Julie told Obama to take that selfie with the blonde at Mandela's funeral.
|by Anonymous||reply 360||12/10/2013|
Pi just changed my hairstyle. Julie asked me "what did you do to up your hair, it used to be so nice?". I hate Julie.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||12/10/2013|
Julie said that twelve years a slave was not long enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 362||12/10/2013|
Julie writes contrarian movie reviews under the name Armond White .
|by Anonymous||reply 363||12/11/2013|
Julie only dates white women.
|by Anonymous||reply 364||12/12/2013|
Julie told ABC that "Once Upon a Time in Wonderland" would be a big hit.
|by Anonymous||reply 365||12/12/2013|
Julie told me that she would pull the plug if you were on life support, DNR or no.
|by Anonymous||reply 366||12/12/2013|
Julie told Damian Lewis, "Oh, you don't want to end up like one of those fruity actors who wind up playing wizards after fifty."
|by Anonymous||reply 367||12/12/2013|
Julie suggested my nephew lick a lamppost in sub-zero weather. She told him it would taste like snozzberries.
He's autistic and allergic to citrus!
|by Anonymous||reply 368||12/12/2013|
Fortunately, there are a lot fewer Julie's now than there used to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 369||12/13/2013|
Julie told her South African friend, "Just walk up there and start signing! No one will question a deaf black man in a suit."
|by Anonymous||reply 370||12/13/2013|
Julie likes Beyonce.
|by Anonymous||reply 371||12/19/2013|
Julie never flushes after she dumps in a public toilet because she wants the next person to see her turds.
|by Anonymous||reply 372||12/19/2013|
Julie thinks lighting your farts on fire is an art form.
|by Anonymous||reply 373||12/19/2013|
My friend Julie told Justine Sacco to tweet. [quote]Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!
Julie told me that everyone in Premier Class on the jet thought it was hilarious!
What a pair of cunts.
|by Anonymous||reply 374||12/21/2013|
Julie spent the week riling up Duck Dynasty supporters on Twitter.
She doesn't even get basic cable!
|by Anonymous||reply 375||12/21/2013|
Julie tags me as "Pole Smoker #2" on all flickr photos
|by Anonymous||reply 376||12/21/2013|
Julie called at dawn wanting the sheets and towels back she gave me over 10 years ago. We can add Indian giver to the long list of words which describe her.
|by Anonymous||reply 377||12/21/2013|
Julie told Kim Jong Un's uncle to rub some snausages behind his ears. She said, "Trust me. The ladies love it"
|by Anonymous||reply 378||01/03/2014|
Julie told McBongo, "Are you really going to let those Jewish bastards tell you what to say in your acceptance speech?"
|by Anonymous||reply 379||03/06/2014|
Julie told her friend that "borrowing" Luigi Maraldi's passport and taking the midnight flight to Beijing would be magical.
|by Anonymous||reply 380||03/08/2014|
Julie told Putin "Oh go on. No one gives a fuck about some potato eaters in the You-krane."
|by Anonymous||reply 381||03/09/2014|
Julie told me, "Hold on to those Nagel prints. They're gonna be worth a fortune some day."
|by Anonymous||reply 382||03/09/2014|
Julie loves AnnE Hathaway, and thinks it was a travesty that she was not nominated, nor asked to host this year's Oscars.
|by Anonymous||reply 383||03/09/2014|
Julie said she doesn't give a flying fuck how old this thread is, she's still wants everyone to "Keep On Posting"
|by Anonymous||reply 384||03/09/2014|
This thread is HYSTERICAL! Somebody find me a dry pull-up.
|by Anonymous||reply 385||03/09/2014|
On airplanes, Julie will recline her aisle seat all the way back and then fall asleep with her tray table down.
|by Anonymous||reply 386||03/10/2014|
Julie farts alot on airplanes, calling it the ultimate Dutch oven.
|by Anonymous||reply 387||03/10/2014|
|by Anonymous||reply 388||03/10/2014|
Julie was just up at Walmart in a long line buying tons of junk food. After the cashiers had rung all of her things up Julie remembered she had forgotten her money.
|by Anonymous||reply 389||03/10/2014|
Julie has anal orgasms.
|by Anonymous||reply 390||03/10/2014|
Julie just mailed out a whole bunch of "Save the date" announcement cards for Memorial Day weekend. When I asked her what the occasion was, she told me to mind my own beeswax.
I can guarantee you that she has absolutely not one damn thing planned.
|by Anonymous||reply 391||03/12/2014|
Why is Julie your friend if you hate her so much?
|by Anonymous||reply 392||03/12/2014|
Julie texted Hannah Shaw: "You go back in there right now and set him straight!"
|by Anonymous||reply 393||04/05/2014|
Julie slept with my lover. Not because she has any real feelings for said lover, she did it just to prove she can.
Shit, now I know what she meant when she said she said she was 'looking for a lover and, at this point, anybody's will do.' (I even laughed along with her!)
Also, whenever anybody asks her how many lovers she's had, she responds with, "Apart from my own?" (Then everybody laughs, as if she's joking!)
She's such an evil Bitch! I hate her!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 394||04/06/2014|
Julie slept with my lover. Not because she has any real feelings for said lover, she did it just to prove she can.
Shit, now I know what she meant when she said she said she was 'looking for a lover and, at this point, anybody's will do.' (I even laughed along with her!)
NOW, whenever anybody asks her how many lovers she's had, she responds with, "Apart from my own?" and winks at me! (Then everybody laughs, as if she's joking!)
She's such an evil Bitch! I hate her!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 395||04/06/2014|
Julie keeps calling the Malaysian flight rescue hotline and tells them that her black box is pinging, then she hangs up.
|by Anonymous||reply 396||04/07/2014|
Julie convinced Peaches that a few extra snorts of coke wouldn't hurt anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 397||04/08/2014|
The truth is that Julie fucked Mickey Rooney to death for that last 18thou of his.
|by Anonymous||reply 398||04/08/2014|
Julie said that she was just practicing her Korean when she posted those texts and she wanted to keep everyone's spirits up. She's always got a reason, but she's still just a bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 399||04/19/2014|
Julie makes a killing selling peroxide at Bryan Singer parties.
|by Anonymous||reply 400||04/19/2014|
Julie told Bowe Bergdahl to just walk away from his post. She said no one would miss him, and everything would be OK.
I hate her. She is such a cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 401||06/13/2014|
Julie told the Costa Rican team that the Dutch were a piece of cake to beat and escorted them out last night for a Brazilian style party that went on until dawn. Mean Julie.
|by Anonymous||reply 402||07/05/2014|
Julie brought Haribo sugarless gummy bears to book club this week. She said they were a special treat for Pride. Deb at half the bag and shat out her colon. I hate my friend Julie.
|by Anonymous||reply 403||07/05/2014|
Julie told Obama "don't worry, just pull out. Everything will be fine!"
|by Anonymous||reply 404||08/23/2014|
Julie told Thomas Eric Duncan, "You know, that airline ticket is non-refundable."
|by Anonymous||reply 405||10/05/2014|
Julie told Stephen Collins' wife, "Sure, you could leave him now... but I just want to remind you, pilot season's coming up."
|by Anonymous||reply 406||10/08/2014|
Julie gave us and the kids kitchen towels to wear on our heads for the Xmas screening of "The Interview." She said we'd get a laugh!
|by Anonymous||reply 407||12/27/2014|
It was Julie who convinced all those Indonesians that an after Christmas shopping spree in Singapore was the right ticket.
|by Anonymous||reply 408||12/28/2014|
Julie's cunt is one of my favorite things.
|by Anonymous||reply 409||12/28/2014|
My friend Julie porked your dad in the ass with her 10" dildo, and he moaned like the whore he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 410||12/28/2014|
Julie told Leelah Alcorn, "Are you going to let those Jewish bastards tell you you can't transition?"
|by Anonymous||reply 411||01/02/2015|
Julie just called Big Norma at the Danbury prison and told her that Theresa Giudice HATES bull dykes!
|by Anonymous||reply 412||01/05/2015|
Julie reminded Boehner that orange really is the new black. Go get him, tiger, she whispered in his ear.
|by Anonymous||reply 413||01/05/2015|
Fuck julie that stupid boyfriend stealing slut
|by Anonymous||reply 414||02/09/2015|
She laughed during Selma.
|by Anonymous||reply 415||02/09/2015|
Julie just casually reminded Giuliana Rancic that swimsuit season is just around the corner and that she could stand to "lose a few."
|by Anonymous||reply 416||02/09/2015|
Julia told Bobbi Christina there were ways other than singing to be like her mother.
What a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 417||02/09/2015|
Who the fuck is Julia, R417?
|by Anonymous||reply 418||02/09/2015|
shes also your wife todd. now get back in bed with her.
|by Anonymous||reply 419||02/09/2015|
Julie to Webby:
"What you need is to get more followers on that Facebook page. It's all about Social Media these days, kid. Put an obnoxious Facebook ad on the bottom of Datalounge and let those queens know who's in charge. They'll think it's hi-larious and everyone will love you for your tech savvy."
|by Anonymous||reply 420||02/11/2015|
Julie's horrible cousin, R418. Julia makes Julie seem like Sandra Bullock.
|by Anonymous||reply 421||02/11/2015|
The last thing Madonna remembered hearing was Julie yelling "Wear the long cape. You will be fine." Hateful Julie!
|by Anonymous||reply 422||02/26/2015|
Julie used to club baby seals on her weekends, yet the bitch has the nerve to rub her vegan superiority bullshit in our faces. I hate her!
|by Anonymous||reply 423||02/26/2015|
Julie was the one who was supposed to help Madonna get her cape off during the Brit Awards.
|by Anonymous||reply 424||02/26/2015|
Julie won't stop poking Patrick Kane in the shoulder!!
|by Anonymous||reply 425||02/26/2015|
Sorry 422, didn't realize you got to the Madonna joke before I did.
|by Anonymous||reply 426||02/26/2015|
Julie told Leonard a few Camels each day would actually strengthen his voice range and make him a better actor. Screw that Julie.
|by Anonymous||reply 427||03/01/2015|
Julie convinced Hollywood earthquake movies are sure to win an Oscar.
|by Anonymous||reply 428||06/06/2015|
Julie is such a cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 429||06/07/2015|
Julie is using the photo of the Game of Thrones editor being mauled and hashtagging it #Mondays.
|by Anonymous||reply 430||06/07/2015|
Julie took unfiltered Camels to Joni Mitchell in the hospital, gave her a lighter, and told her she could smoke while she was on oxygen.
|by Anonymous||reply 431||06/07/2015|
My friend "Julie' is a horrible cunt. Her new "husband" told her he wanted to take her to the small town in Kentucky where he grew up. He told "Julie" that his friends and relatives were just ordinary people and she should dress down, maybe just wear jeans. "Julie" wore a $3,000 designer dress and she made a smile in every photo like she was smelling a fart.
|by Anonymous||reply 432||06/07/2015|
When asked about Amazon Fulfillment's warehouse dress code, Julie replied "Think Steve Harvey circa 2001!"
Stacy Adams shoes, zoot suits, and Amazonian careers were ruined during orientation.
|by Anonymous||reply 433||09/16/2015|
Julie told Lila Perry panties are for pussies.
|by Anonymous||reply 434||09/16/2015|
I gave up a film role for Julie and she won an Oscar for it. But did she ever thank me? Nooooooo…
|by Anonymous||reply 435||09/16/2015|
[quote] Julie told McBongo, "Are you really going to let those Jewish bastards tell you what to say in your acceptance speech?"
She told me that, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 436||09/16/2015|
Julie asked to see my '70 year old tits.'
What a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 437||09/16/2015|
Ten years ago, Julie told Steven Rannazzisi, "Boy, do I have an icebreaker for you!"
|by Anonymous||reply 438||09/16/2015|
Julie handed me the phone yesterday and told me Vladimir Putin was on the fucking line!
|by Anonymous||reply 439||09/16/2015|
Julie convinced the GOP to nominate Romney in 2012. She said there was no way he could lose.
|by Anonymous||reply 440||09/16/2015|
Julie told me Jennifer had told her that she didn't CARE if I banged other chicks!
That fucking, fucking CUNT!
|by Anonymous||reply 441||09/16/2015|
Julie blogged that Hungary was where all the cool kids were going this fall.
|by Anonymous||reply 442||09/16/2015|
Julie and Kim Davis of Kentucky created the Benjamin Franklin look alike contest and Kim is clearly the winner. Those two girls have all the fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 443||09/22/2015|
Julie told Leah that Joan Cusack got her big comedic break wearing a chinguard in "Ferris Buehler".
|by Anonymous||reply 444||09/23/2015|
Julie told Thyroid Mary blue eyeshadow would make her eyes "pop".
Now we have a buggy-eyed admin skyping frightened customers.
|by Anonymous||reply 445||09/23/2015|
Julie told the captain of the El Faro, "Are you going to let those Jews at the National Hurricane Center make you miss your deadline?"
|by Anonymous||reply 446||10/05/2015|
[quote] Julie asked to see my '70 year old tits.' by: Dame Helen
I'd have gladly shown her mine if she asked.
|by Anonymous||reply 447||10/05/2015|
Don't worry about the snow. Paris in November is beautiful. Just go and see for yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 448||11/13/2015|
Julie told the French police: "Storm the theater. It's not like these guys are Chechens. Besides, you can show the Russians how true professionals can solve a crisis quickly and quietly."
|by Anonymous||reply 449||11/13/2015|
Julie told Jada Pinkett Smith, "Are you going to let those Jewish bastards cockblock your boy like that?"
|by Anonymous||reply 450||01/19/2016|
The last words Julie uttered to Scalia were "Oh Tony, have another donut. One never knows when it will all be over."
|by Anonymous||reply 451||02/13/2016|
Julie wrote "Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice."
|by Anonymous||reply 452||04/14/2016|
Everyone banged Julie.
|by Anonymous||reply 453||04/14/2016|
|by Anonymous||reply 454||04/14/2016|
Julie told an assembly at SUNY Purchase the election has been moved to Wednesday.
|by Anonymous||reply 455||04/14/2016|
Cry me a river BITCHES
|by Anonymous||reply 456||04/14/2016|
Julie told De Blasio about CP time.
|by Anonymous||reply 457||04/14/2016|
Julie told Ted Cruz that is if you try hard enough you are bound to be a winner.
|by Anonymous||reply 458||05/03/2016|
Julie told me to switch my registration and vote for Trump since he had no chance of winning.
|by Anonymous||reply 459||05/03/2016|
Julie told George W Bush that doing a little street shuffle at a memorial service would actually be good for his reputation.
|by Anonymous||reply 460||07/14/2016|
Julie asked Ruth Bader Ginsburg about her opinion on Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 461||07/14/2016|
Julie is Linda.
|by Anonymous||reply 462||07/14/2016|
Julie told George W -- it's not real wine, it's just breakfast wine!
|by Anonymous||reply 463||07/14/2016|
|by Anonymous||reply 464||07/14/2016|
Julie was last seen working as Melania speech writer and couch. Don't worry about a thing she was overheard telling Melania. People always love a traditional speech.
|by Anonymous||reply 465||07/18/2016|
Julie was in Rio with the USA swim team. She was overheard telling Ryan Lochte a night on the town would do them all good and that public urination was actually good for plants. Julie strikes again!
|by Anonymous||reply 466||08/20/2016|
Julie was last seen in Tokyo telling a sweet little Japanese lady to eat lots of brussel sprouts the night before her surgery because they bring good luck.
|by Anonymous||reply 467||11/01/2016|
Julie was the one who told Muriel: " a new layout is exactly what Datalounge needs!"
|by Anonymous||reply 468||11/01/2016|
Julie starts all the mortifying Joni Mitchell Fan Gurl sites!
|by Anonymous||reply 469||11/02/2016|
Julie was Alice Nelson's Chief Stylist!
|by Anonymous||reply 470||11/02/2016|
Julie's IDENTICAL twin sister is Kellyanne Conway. They are alike in every detail.
|by Anonymous||reply 471||11/02/2016|
Julie was seen in New York Will Hillary in October telling her not to bother campaigning in Michigan because Michigan would always have her back.
|by Anonymous||reply 472||11/16/2016|
Julie told her little gay nephew Trent that PrEP is every bit as good as a rubber.
|by Anonymous||reply 473||11/16/2016|
Julie was seen at the DFW airport telling Shelley Duvall "Of course there is work for fat and crazy actresses. Have another donut. Your fans will soon embrace the new and bigger you."
|by Anonymous||reply 474||11/17/2016|
Julie started her own YouTube channel with videos she has shot of her friends and coworkers, without their consent. It's called 'Embarrassing Bodies - Gross!' And the videos are stealthily, secretly shot, of people in the pool/gym change rooms, or over cubicle/under door toilet snaps. Julie assures everyone they're deleted, and it's all in good fun. However, Gunther from accounting, found out a video of him lifting his hernia to jack off in his coffee break, has now gone viral. Because he has a micropenis. And oddly shaped balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 475||11/17/2016|
Julie told Anne Frank 'Oh! You need a new journal to write in........wait here, I'll be right back!
|by Anonymous||reply 476||11/17/2016|