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I Hate My Friend Julie.

She is such a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 43206/07/2015

Fuck Julie. Fuck her right in the ear.

by Anonymousreply 106/29/2010

Julie keeps throwing lit matches onto the beach at Pensacola.

by Anonymousreply 206/29/2010

She would love that, R1.

by Anonymousreply 306/29/2010

Julie HATES Thurgood Marshall

by Anonymousreply 406/29/2010

I wish that bitch would die in a HOT grease fire!

by Anonymousreply 506/29/2010

Julie thinks waterboarding should be normal operating procedure -- BEFORE informing people of their Miranda rights.

by Anonymousreply 606/29/2010

Julie works at DL's parent company and ordered that the DL search function and Notorious Archives be punched & deleted.

by Anonymousreply 706/29/2010

Julie's hoping this thread sinks into the back pages never to be found again.

DON'T LET HER WIN

her gloating would be insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 807/01/2010

Julie insists that Miranda rights are the right to wear fruit on your head!

by Anonymousreply 1007/01/2010

Ohhhh! Poor OP. What did Julie do? Tell us OP, where did she touch you?

by Anonymousreply 1107/01/2010

Julie snuck a container of maggots onto a plane just for kicks.

by Anonymousreply 1207/01/2010

Julie needs to take the Crampy-Bloat Highway all the way to Tampon Town.

by Anonymousreply 1307/01/2010

I asked Julie if she loved me, and she just farted and walked away.

by Anonymousreply 1407/01/2010

After dumping the maggots on a plane she went to Abercrombie and Fitch in NYC, shook her vag a few times and dumped some bedbugs.

by Anonymousreply 1507/01/2010

Julie want to pass a law in Arizona. A law that states that beans shall only be fried one time. Pinche!

by Anonymousreply 1607/04/2010

Julie slips date rape-drugs in her own drinks!

by Anonymousreply 1707/28/2010

Are you aware that Julie owns the patent for high fructose corn syrup?

by Anonymousreply 1807/28/2010

Julie burned copies of the US Constitution on September 11th.

by Anonymousreply 1909/12/2010

Julie and called me and asked me to dinner at Chili's in honor of those "miner dudes"

by Anonymousreply 2010/13/2010

Julie shops at Target.

by Anonymousreply 2110/13/2010

Julie is outraged that the gays might be able to serve openly in the military.

by Anonymousreply 2210/13/2010

Julie wasn't good enough for Bobby, that's for sure.%0D

by Anonymousreply 2310/15/2010

Fuck you all. I hate you too. You're all cunts.

by Anonymousreply 2410/15/2010

That bitch will do anything to bump her own thread.

by Anonymousreply 2511/19/2010

Before every staff meeting, Julie still thinks it's funny to say, "Save me a seat -- I gotta drop the kids off at the pool."

by Anonymousreply 2611/19/2010

Julie got a new job just so she could say, "I don't care if you're a paraplegic. You're walking through that scanner or I'm feeling up your junk."

by Anonymousreply 2711/19/2010

Julie works in H.R.

by Anonymousreply 2811/19/2010

Julie was dropped on her head as a child. It explains a lot.

by Anonymousreply 2911/22/2010

Julie won't stop pronouncing tomorrow as "tomorrie," and she KNOWS it annoys me.

by Anonymousreply 3011/22/2010

Julie convinced David Dean Bottrell's mother not to abort.

by Anonymousreply 3112/18/2010

Julie can just Go Fuck Todd!

by Anonymousreply 3212/18/2010

When the Fashion Bug cashier explained for the third time that only clearance items were 75% off, Julie started yelling, "You're MANSPLAINING! Stop MANSPLAINING to me!"

The cashier, Brenda, was perplexed.

by Anonymousreply 3312/18/2010

And you thought the cunt troll was a man!

by Anonymousreply 3412/18/2010

Julie cried a little when the Senate passed the repeal of DADT.

by Anonymousreply 3512/18/2010

Earlier today, before the vote on the DREAM Act, Julie (while on the Senate floor--a complete breach of protocol) opened a briefcase filled with cold hard cash and said, "I was gonna dole out some campaign contributions to ya ungrateful fucks, but I guess I should give this directly to the illegals."

by Anonymousreply 3712/18/2010

Julie comforted Elizabeth Edwards at her deathbed by saying "Don't worry about the kids. They're already calling Rielle mother now."

by Anonymousreply 3812/18/2010

Julie stocks the Christmas buffet with Stouffers.

by Anonymousreply 3912/18/2010

Julie never brings a gift for a yankee swap, but always participates.

by Anonymousreply 4012/19/2010

Julie made us do "Secret Santa" at the office. Like I have nothing better to do than buy a gift for someone I only nod hello to in the hallway on the way to take a piss.

by Anonymousreply 4112/19/2010

Julie told Charles Devoe, "Last one in the water is Bruce Weber's buttboy!"

by Anonymousreply 4212/19/2010

Julie is the one bankrolling Reese Witherspoon's rom-com career.

Julie's such a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 4312/19/2010

Julie thinks the Japanese are weird.

by Anonymousreply 4412/19/2010

Julie hates girls who like boys who like boys.

She also hates Penn State.

by Anonymousreply 4512/19/2010

Julie is not genuinely likable.

by Anonymousreply 4612/19/2010

Julie told Ronni Chasen that if she stopped at a certain Beverly Hills intersection at a certain time, her coke dealer would pull up behind her a comp her a five dollar bag.

by Anonymousreply 4712/19/2010

Julie says the only schools that matter in California are Pepperdine, Cal State - Long Beach, and UCSB--in that order.

by Anonymousreply 4812/19/2010

Julie got a job as an elf for Paedo Claus

by Anonymousreply 4912/20/2010

Julie says that Clarence should have let George Bailey die.

by Anonymousreply 5012/21/2010

[R49], IT'S "PEDO", YOU FUCKING IMBECILE.

by Anonymousreply 5112/21/2010

Julie gave a handjob to a manta ray.

by Anonymousreply 5212/21/2010

Julie baked her "special" chocolate chip cookies - laced with ex-lax chocolate chips - for the office Holiday party. Third year straight and no one has figured out the near 80% absent rate the day following the party.

by Anonymousreply 5312/21/2010

Julie spilled the beans.

by Anonymousreply 5412/21/2010

Julie is actually Julie Taymor. She still thinks Spider Man is a huge hit and the cast is 100% safe performing their own stunts.

by Anonymousreply 5512/21/2010

Julie invited herself to my house for a week over Christmas. She says she needs to recover from her devastation over Cory Haim's death.

by Anonymousreply 5612/21/2010

Julie tripped Joan Fontaine on her way up the aisle to receive her Oscar for Suspicion and blamed the mess on Olivia De Havilland. Ever since then...well, you know the rest of the story.

by Anonymousreply 5712/21/2010

Julie told Al-Qaeda leadership: "Go for the salad bars." And added, "especially the ones that offer the full 'Autumn Harvest' option."

by Anonymousreply 5812/21/2010

Julie told Obama to cut social security. The speech she wrote for him says, "Suck it, old people. Told you I was hard core."

by Anonymousreply 5912/21/2010

Julie and I have a love-hate relationship, R60. She does actually mail me a Christmas card and not send one of those tacky email greetings. That's worth something!

by Anonymousreply 6112/21/2010

Because r61 Julie is everywhere

by Anonymousreply 6212/21/2010

Julie cut in line at the coffee counter this morning at work.%0D %0D I wanted to fucking slap the cunt.

by Anonymousreply 6312/21/2010

Julie told the FCC, "Are you going to let those anti-censorship Jewish bastards tell you what to do?!"

by Anonymousreply 6412/21/2010

Julie is always late, but she says it's because of her sunny optimism about time management and her rich, full life.

by Anonymousreply 6512/22/2010

Julie won't vote for Obama in 2012 because she doesn't want "that fat bitch" singing at the Inaugural.

by Anonymousreply 6612/22/2010

My friend Julie gave me a Dollar Tree Christmas card.%0D %0D I bought her a Christmas Card from Hallmnark.%0D %0D The bitch!

by Anonymousreply 6712/23/2010

Julie gave out extremely religious Christmas cards to everyone at work.

It was awkward.

by Anonymousreply 6812/23/2010

Julie hates wise asses like R60, so she asked me to use my influence to have R60 permanently banned from DL.%0D %0D Don't fuck with Julie, bitches!!

by Anonymousreply 6912/23/2010

Julie shit in my stocking. She went to my bureau, got a sock and shit in it. Then she tacked it to the fireplace and lit a fire so the smell permeated the home.

by Anonymousreply 7012/25/2010

She gave me an iPhone 3GS.

by Anonymousreply 7112/25/2010

Julie erased all my cookies, so now I don't know where any of my DL threads are.

by Anonymousreply 7212/26/2010

Julie always arrives late at the office, but makes up for it by leaving early.

by Anonymousreply 7312/26/2010

Is it possible to hate a friend? If you hate someone, they aren't really your friend. You can pretend like it and put on a show, but I don't think it's possible to actually hate a friend.

Thankfully, OP, you have me here to help point out your shortcomings.

by Anonymousreply 7412/26/2010

Look! Julie left us a plate of candy!

Oh, she's plated the fannie May!

WTF, each candy has been smooshed!

by Anonymousreply 7512/26/2010

Those aren't Fannie May candies! Julie found a box of Ayds left over from 1979 and thought putting them on a plate would fool people.

When confronted, she wasn't even embarrassed. Instead, she just laughed about how she "gave us all Ayds!"

by Anonymousreply 7612/26/2010

Julie says that Teena Marie's death was WAY overdue.

by Anonymousreply 7712/26/2010

Julie just tried to convince my nine year old niece to sing "Dance 10, Looks 3" as her audition piece for the schools production of The Sound of Music. %0D %0D She also said to be sure to shake what the Good Lord gave her.

by Anonymousreply 7812/27/2010

Julie won't stop calling Michelle Obama "Obamaniqua."

by Anonymousreply 7912/28/2010

It's Christmas OP, anyone ever told you not to HATE at Christmas time? It's bad manners

by Anonymousreply 8012/28/2010

Julie e-mailed me a fisting video

by Anonymousreply 8112/28/2010

She brought my gifts in bags from Kohl's and JCPenney.

by Anonymousreply 8212/28/2010

She bought me tickets to Spiderman on Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 8312/28/2010

Julie launched a DDoS attack on 4chan!

by Anonymousreply 8412/29/2010

My friend Julie promised me this morning, taht we would leave work together to go find some after X-mas bargains at the mall, and BITCH left without me.%0D %0D %0D She knows I hate going to the fucking mall by myslef

by Anonymousreply 8512/29/2010

Julie has the Star Spangled Banner on her Ipod

by Anonymousreply 8612/29/2010

Julie shops exclusively at the Chico's Irregulars Outlet.

by Anonymousreply 8712/29/2010

Julie just called Michael Vick.

by Anonymousreply 8812/30/2010

It's Julie's fault that the streets in my neighbourhood have not been plowed yet. She drove her car and abandoned it right in front of my building so that the plows can't get down the street.

by Anonymousreply 8912/30/2010

Look what that BITCH did to my Jeep! She tried to drive a tow truck in the blizzard and ruined my Jeep. Dumb bitch.

by Anonymousreply 9012/30/2010

While vacationing in Hawaii, Julie has a rather elaborate plan to break into the Public Health Department and steal Obama's birth certificate.

by Anonymousreply 9112/30/2010

Julie told Chris Christie, "Before you book that flight back to Newark, I want you to know that all Disney hotels are on the American plan."

by Anonymousreply 9212/30/2010

Julie told Isabelle Caro that she looked like she was packing on a few pounds and should really go on a diet.

by Anonymousreply 9312/30/2010

Julie phoned Nick Clegg and said "Are you going to let those student bastards tell you what to do?!?"

by Anonymousreply 9412/30/2010

Julie sat down Oprah and Gayle and told them it was the OTHER BIG "O" - as in Michelle - that was spreading the lesbian rumors.

by Anonymousreply 9512/30/2010

Julie let one in Arkansas, and all the birds fell out of the sky.

by Anonymousreply 9601/04/2011

Julie's last words to her boyfriend were, "You KNOW how much I care about the environment."

by Anonymousreply 9701/05/2011

Julie showed up at Ted Williams' hotel room last night with an eightball saying, "It'll smooth out the rough edges and enhance that golden voice of yours."

by Anonymousreply 9801/11/2011

Julie called Sarah Palin to apologize for the way she's been victimized by that liberal lunatic who totally misconstrued her surveyor points.

by Anonymousreply 9901/11/2011

Julie told the board of Comcast, "I've heard Keith Olbermann say the NASTIEST things about Philadelphia."

by Anonymousreply 10001/22/2011

Julie told Todd Palin, "You can fuck a fat woman for HOURS and never even touch the coochie." Then she made an obscene gesture with her armpits.

by Anonymousreply 10101/22/2011

Julie told President Mubarek, "You just stay put, Hon. I got this."

by Anonymousreply 10201/29/2011

Julie IS the editor!

by Anonymousreply 10301/29/2011

Julie told my 84-year-old mother the TSA was letting people bring as much toothpaste as they want now.

by Anonymousreply 10401/31/2011

Last month, Julie told Scott Rudin that he should go ahead and put down the non-refundable $2M deposit on that gold and diamond studded sign that says "Best Picture Winner: The Social Network".

by Anonymousreply 10501/31/2011

Julie put a Ronald Reagan display right by the front entrance at Barnes & Noble.

by Anonymousreply 10602/06/2011

Julie will be responsible for the upcoming Great Puppy Bowl Massacre of 2011.

by Anonymousreply 10702/06/2011

Julie convinced Frederik Prinz von Anhalt to pull Zsa Zsa's plug at 12:01 AM on Tuesday morning.

by Anonymousreply 10802/06/2011

Julie bought all of Clay Aiken's cds but gave them away to a homeless person when she found out he was a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 10902/06/2011

Julie is in Tahrir Square trying to get the protesters to shout, "Mummify him! Mummify him!"

by Anonymousreply 11002/10/2011

Julie decided that she needs TWO Datalounge threads about her.

by Anonymousreply 11102/13/2011

Julie told Rick Santorum to complain about his anal sex problem.

by Anonymousreply 11202/22/2011

Julie told Charlie Sheen that he's invincible in the Octagon. No one can beat him there.

by Anonymousreply 11302/27/2011

Julie told Melissa Leo, "If you want to win that Oscar, you have to take matters into your own hands. You think the studio has time to usher you through the campaigning process? Grab that faux fur coat and get movin', toots!"

by Anonymousreply 11402/27/2011

I heard from a friend who heard it from a friend that she saw Julie tell Charlie Sheen, "You're not going to let those Jewish bastards do this to you, are you?"

btw Julie's real name is Clare Woodgate

by Anonymousreply 11503/03/2011

Julie killed the original Paul McCartney after finding Paul and John Lennon in bed together.

by Anonymousreply 11603/03/2011

Julie was spotted in a Little Tokyo sushi place asking for the "nuclear meltdown roll."

by Anonymousreply 11703/12/2011

Julie told Bono that Julie Taymor uses styrofoam cups. That's the real reason she was sacked.

by Anonymousreply 11803/12/2011

Julie told Muammar Gaddafi, "You just stay put, Hon. Your people love you."

by Anonymousreply 11903/12/2011

Julie told Denise, "You just keep planning the Rainbow Express, Hon. Your people love you."

by Anonymousreply 12003/30/2011

Julie got a hold of John Boehner's phone number and keeps calling him every half hour screaming, "WON'T SOMEBODY STAND UP FOR THE FETUSES?!!?"

by Anonymousreply 12104/08/2011

Julie told the elderly couple in Texas, "Bees are our friends. They give us honey. You should go thank them for their service to humanity."

by Anonymousreply 12204/20/2011

Julie broke the internet.

by Anonymousreply 12304/23/2011

Julie told Gaddafi's son, "I'll go whip us up some frappes. Just stand right on this red marker for a minute."

by Anonymousreply 12404/30/2011

Julie told Mitt Romney there's nothing racist about wanting to hang a black man.

As long as you add, "Metaphorically...."

by Anonymousreply 12504/30/2011

Julie slipped 'Candle in the Wind' into the DJ list at the Royal Wedding Reception.

by Anonymousreply 12604/30/2011

Julie is Sally Kern's daughter.

by Anonymousreply 12704/30/2011

Julie is Sally Kern's gay, black daughter.

by Anonymousreply 12805/01/2011

Julie to Ken Ryker: "Go on, ya' big pussy, have one for the road."

by Anonymousreply 12905/01/2011

Julie threw the bus under the bus.

by Anonymousreply 13005/01/2011

Julie told Mildred Baena, "I know how you can get back at Miss Maria for making you work on Christmas Eve."

by Anonymousreply 13105/29/2011

Fuck you

by Anonymousreply 13205/29/2011

Julie tried to get a superinjunction against teh DL. Fuck her, I hate her

by Anonymousreply 13305/29/2011

Julie keeps telling the neighbour chick that if she keeps flirting with me, I'll turn straight and go out with her.

by Anonymousreply 13405/29/2011

Julie told Eric Holder to just ignore Breitbart and O'Keefe.

by Anonymousreply 13506/02/2011

Julie brought her Ouija board to my house and opened the doorway to a malevolant spirit.

It didn't help that the spirit's name was Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 13608/10/2011

Julie told MRMU, "Go ahead and ride home with Denise. What's the worst that could happen?"

by Anonymousreply 13708/10/2011

Julie has admitted to peeing in every single pool that she's ever been in.

by Anonymousreply 13808/11/2011

Julie's the reason I left years ago.

by Anonymousreply 13908/11/2011

julie is a middle management micromanager...a 3M!

by Anonymousreply 14008/11/2011

I'm going to kick you all in your vagina bones. Love, Julie

by Anonymousreply 14108/11/2011

Julie has a part-time job as Luke Evan's publicist.

by Anonymousreply 14208/11/2011

Julie suggested Mavis get rid of her Aeron chair because the webbing doesn't buffer old lady farts.

by Anonymousreply 14308/11/2011

Julie starts each of her Yelp reviews with, "As a busy mom who has a big vajayjay..."

by Anonymousreply 14408/11/2011

Julie went to London for a week and came back looking like beef jerky. I think she overdid the spray tan.%0D

by Anonymousreply 14508/11/2011

Julie invited me to join a Facebook group called One Million Cunts. I don't have to put up with that sort of thing!

by Anonymousreply 14608/11/2011

Julie is standing on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange screaming, "Sell! Sell! Sell you fools! Before it's too late! Oh my God--sell!"

by Anonymousreply 14708/11/2011

[quote]Julie likes to tell children that raisins are really moles that dermatologists have removed and sold to grocery stores.

LOL!

About 6 years ago, I had a mole surgically removed from my arm. When my friend's young children asked me about the scar, I explained that a mole bit me and wouldn't let go so the doctor had to remove it.

The children *still* remember and talk about the time a mole wouldn't let go of my arm!

by Anonymousreply 14808/11/2011

Julie is Julie Chen.

by Anonymousreply 14908/11/2011

Julie was overheard telling Diane Schuler, "They all think something's wrong with you. How long are you gonna' keep on taking their shit?"

by Anonymousreply 15008/11/2011

Julie creates unclickable threads on The Data Lounge to frighten all the paranoid schizophrenics.

by Anonymousreply 15108/15/2011

Julie told Exxon Virginia "Go ahead and frack. No one will even notice."

by Anonymousreply 15208/24/2011

Julie proclaimed Mumia's innocence.

by Anonymousreply 15308/24/2011

Julie was in Richmond, Virginia yesterday and decided it would be fun to let out a queef.

by Anonymousreply 15408/24/2011

Julie ate the "ony".

by Anonymousreply 15508/24/2011

My friend Julie dabs a bit of vodka behind each ear before attending gay AA meetings.

by Anonymousreply 15608/24/2011

Julie told Steve Jobs her patented La Mar de la Sol Honey Lavender Salve cures pancreatic cancer.

IARC designated it as a Group 1 carcinogen 4 years ago, back when she was calling it Marla Sollade Lavender Honey Salve.

by Anonymousreply 15708/24/2011

Julia told my nephews if they go outside during the hurricane they'll be able to fly like Superman.

by Anonymousreply 15808/26/2011

Julie keeps walking around singing, "COME ON [italic]IRENE[/italic]...Come on, Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye"

by Anonymousreply 15908/26/2011

Julie queefed and tried to blame it on the cat. What a dirty hoor!

by Anonymousreply 16008/26/2011

Earlier this week Julie went around town and bought up all of the D batteries and unscented candles she could find. Now she's trying to decide whether to sell them at huge mark-ups to panicked residents or just to hold on to them out of spite.

by Anonymousreply 16108/26/2011

Julie will sell the candles and (expired)batteries at a huge mark-up all while reminding customers that she's doing this out of the kindness of her heart.

by Anonymousreply 16208/26/2011

Julie told a whole bunch of Fire Island queens that they could feel free to ignore a mandatory evacuation order. That cunt!

by Anonymousreply 16308/26/2011

Julie told Irene, "They're all going to laugh at you!"

by Anonymousreply 16408/27/2011

Julie is a One Million Moms member.

by Anonymousreply 16508/27/2011

Julie just mooned Eric Fisher live on camera while he was reporting from hurricaine Irene.

by Anonymousreply 16608/27/2011

Julie's sister Irene is making me ejaculate.

by Anonymousreply 16708/28/2011

Julie took me out for a birthday dinner, and then did a dine and dash! Fucking whore.

by Anonymousreply 16809/02/2011

Julie told Obama, "If I were you, I would just give up and bang as many interns as you can before you leave the White House."

by Anonymousreply 16909/02/2011

Julie posted the Joey Kovar Playgirl pics.

by Anonymousreply 17009/03/2011

Whenever President Obama gets ready to do something that shows what a decisive leader he can be, Julie warns him that he should be careful about coming across as too "uppity" (her words, not mine). Then, when his passivity blows up in his face, she'll tell anyone who listens that "Axlerod gives the worst advice ever" and she "doesn't know why Barry insists on keeping him around."

by Anonymousreply 17109/03/2011

Julie flushes the toilet when I'm in the shower.

Julie is the kind of bitch...who farts in an elevator.

by Anonymousreply 17209/03/2011

Julie absolutely insisted that Samantha Ronson couldn't leave the party without "one for the road!"

by Anonymousreply 17309/03/2011

Julie planted the tree that killed Sonny Bono.

by Anonymousreply 17409/03/2011

Julie planted the seed that killed Chastity Bono

by Anonymousreply 17509/03/2011

Julie suggested Chaz for DWTS.

by Anonymousreply 17609/03/2011

Julie told the people of Vermont that they had NOTHING to worry about regarding Hurricane Irene....

by Anonymousreply 17709/03/2011

Years ago, Julie heard about the butterfly effect. Fascinated, she intentionally kweefed, and watched as her vagina proudly gave birth to what became Hurricane Katrina.

by Anonymousreply 17809/03/2011

Julie told Madonna, "I think what you really should do is direct."

by Anonymousreply 17909/03/2011

Julie was Justin Timberlake's stylist in the late 90's.

by Anonymousreply 18009/03/2011

Julie told Anthony Weiner about Twitter!

by Anonymousreply 18109/03/2011

Can we stop the queef jokes? Not them least bit funny.

by Anonymousreply 18209/03/2011

Oh honey. You've never heard someone queef then. It's hysterical!

by Anonymousreply 18309/03/2011

Julie starts ALL those damn election pole threads.

by Anonymousreply 18409/03/2011

Julie contacts Crayola every year to tell them which crayons should be discontinued.

by Anonymousreply 18509/03/2011

Julie told R184 that "poll" is spelled "pole."

by Anonymousreply 18609/04/2011

Julie told Oprah it was a good idea to have her own network.

by Anonymousreply 18709/04/2011

Julie created the tv show, "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by Anonymousreply 18809/04/2011

Julie told Hillary...."Don't worry.....that inexperienced black guy will never beat you"

by Anonymousreply 18909/04/2011

Julie just told me 9-11 is a grocery store chain.

by Anonymousreply 19009/12/2011

r191 = Julie

by Anonymousreply 19209/13/2011

Julie told NY Democrats to vote for the republican this time in order to send a message to Obama to be more progressive. "That'll show him," she said.

by Anonymousreply 19309/14/2011

Julie bumped this thread.

Just 'cause she's a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 19410/19/2011

Julie told Lindsay Lohan, "Just tell the court you weren't 'fulfilled' by doing your community service at that women's shelter."

by Anonymousreply 19510/19/2011

Julie jumps in on every televised OWS interview to let America know she has been shitting in her purse because there are no bathrooms.

by Anonymousreply 19610/19/2011

Julie is the cuntiest of cunts.

by Anonymousreply 19710/19/2011

In order to shut him up, Julie has agreed to be Javier's new boyfriend. She then told him, "If I can grow a pair, why the fuck don't you?"

by Anonymousreply 19810/20/2011

ME AND JULIE R TRU HMIES :(

by Anonymousreply 19910/28/2011

Julie told JoePa not to worry about Sandusky. She'd take care of it.

by Anonymousreply 20011/11/2011

Julie told Jerry Sandusky that "starting a charitable foundation is a good way to meet guys."

by Anonymousreply 20111/11/2011

bump.

by Anonymousreply 20211/11/2011

Julie told Rick Perry, "Rehearsing is for fags."

by Anonymousreply 20311/12/2011

[quote] Julie told Rick Perry, "Rehearsing is for fags."

R203 , Julie told you that she told it to Rick Perry to make you look like an idiot.

In truth, she told it to Bret Ratner.

by Anonymousreply 20411/12/2011

No, really? Ask Julie to explain the idea of convergence of news stories. Be careful, though. She likes to hit her slower students.

by Anonymousreply 20511/14/2011

Julie packed her seven mentally disabled relatives into the Winnebago and brought them to caucus for Romney.

by Anonymousreply 20601/05/2012

Julie told Whitney that crack is not whacked if you take a couple of xanax and some shots of tequila afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 20702/13/2012

She always steals my herione.

That bitch.

by Anonymousreply 20802/13/2012

Julie told Jill that the opening between her legs is called a CUNT.

by Anonymousreply 20902/13/2012

Julie told Whitney's hairdresser, "Leave Whitney alone! Christ, just let her relax for an hour…"

by Anonymousreply 21002/13/2012

Julie told Nicki Minaj that whorehouse curtains would look fabulous on her!

Julie brought a 20 pack of sliders from White Castle and said, "Here, Adele - have another!"

by Anonymousreply 21102/13/2012

Julie reminded Matt Bomer, "Cameras aren't allowed in the dining room. It's okay if you acknowledge your husband amongst a friendly audience."

by Anonymousreply 21202/13/2012

Julie taught M.I.A. how to flip the bird.

by Anonymousreply 21302/13/2012

Julie told Cheryl her pussy smelled fresh and clean.

by Anonymousreply 21404/16/2012

Julie told Ann Romney, "They'll never know Consuela raised your children while you went horseback riding."

by Anonymousreply 21504/16/2012

Julie sent me a turd in the mail

by Anonymousreply 21604/16/2012

Julie jerry rigged the elevator that killed that woman several months ago all because she has a crush on Ernie the elevator repairman that services the building.

by Anonymousreply 21704/16/2012

Julie likes to eat fried chicken then spend the rest of the evening sniffing her fingers after she's finished

by Anonymousreply 21804/16/2012

Julie started the expression "eldergay" on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 21904/17/2012

Julie told her Mennonite pet gay, "He got you a ROLEX?????? You're giving up PORK for that schmuck! I'd drop the watch in a champagne glass and throw it in his face."

by Anonymousreply 22004/17/2012

Julie thinks the term FlopDNA is hilarious

by Anonymousreply 22104/18/2012

Julie was the first choice to play Roz on "Fraiser". She turned it down for a freak show job - likes biting the heads off live chickens.

by Anonymousreply 22204/18/2012

Julie told John Travolta, "'Masseuse' is just a euhpphemism for 'whore.' Flash a wad of bills in their face and their legs will shoot to the sky like rockets."

by Anonymousreply 22305/18/2012

Julie took Nick Stahl to skid row for "lunch".

by Anonymousreply 22405/18/2012

Julie was Joan Crawford's secret lesbian lover.

by Anonymousreply 22505/18/2012

Julie JUST DOESN'T GET IT!

by Anonymousreply 22605/19/2012

Hi just to let you know im called julie And im really confused..... What the fuck did i do wrong now????? Just asking...

by Anonymousreply 22708/22/2012

R227, your full name is Julie Davida-Rochelle?

by Anonymousreply 22808/22/2012

Julie is the reason all the threads in your thread watcher keep disappearing.

by Anonymousreply 22908/31/2012

Julie said, if you are making a poll of the southern cities people like, just group them by categories. Everyone will understand.

by Anonymousreply 23008/31/2012

Julie told Clint real men don't need teleprompters.

by Anonymousreply 23108/31/2012

Julie keeps calling Honey Boo Boo and encouraging her to "go a little more daring" with her outfits. Then tunes in and laughs!

by Anonymousreply 23208/31/2012

Julie's a March Aries.

by Anonymousreply 23308/31/2012

Julie told Hurricane Isaac that New Orleans called Katrina "its bitch".

by Anonymousreply 23408/31/2012

I heard that Julie texted Henri Paul and said, "Don't b a pussy. U cn outrun em"

by Anonymousreply 23508/31/2012

Julie told Becka in Accounting that I'm actually straight, but easily intimidated by women.

by Anonymousreply 23608/31/2012

Julie is who Clint was imagining sitting in the chair - not Obama.

by Anonymousreply 23708/31/2012

Julie told Prince Harry that the camera in her cellphone was broken.

by Anonymousreply 23808/31/2012

Julie told Paul Ryan that his car crash anecdote would be welcome and appreciated since time + tragedy = humor.

by Anonymousreply 23910/13/2012

Julie told Anne Hathaway, "Gidget may be stealing your thunder, but she'll never beat you in the minge department. Give the girls some air!"

by Anonymousreply 24012/12/2012

Julie asked a nurse in London to stand on a chair and help her measure the height of the room using this handy rope...

by Anonymousreply 24112/13/2012

Julie produced "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen."

by Anonymousreply 24212/13/2012

Julie told Lindsey Lohan they wouldn't dare put you in jail.

by Anonymousreply 24312/13/2012

Julie said "mark my words, Hathaway's winning an Oscar this year." I heard her talking about it at 7/11.

by Anonymousreply 24412/13/2012

Julie purposely misuses the word penultimate. I'm sure of it.

by Anonymousreply 24512/13/2012

Julie writes "Happy Holiday's" on all of her Christmas cards.

by Anonymousreply 24612/13/2012

Julie smugly admits to anyone who'll listen that she's been pooping in stores for decades.

by Anonymousreply 24712/13/2012

Julie told Chris Christie not to worry about his weight and run for President in 2016 as Democratic challenger Hillary Clinton is going to be both FAT and OLD.

by Anonymousreply 24812/13/2012

Julie let Track Palin buttfuck her and she sent her used panties to his wife.

by Anonymousreply 24912/13/2012

Julie convinced Susan Rice to pull out of contention, telling her the job really needs a man after so many years being run by a gash.

by Anonymousreply 25012/13/2012

Dammit, I really, really hate my friend Julie. She is such a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 25112/13/2012

Was Julie anywhere near Connecticut?

by Anonymousreply 25212/15/2012

It was in the early 1970s when Julie coined the phrase "Guns don't kill people, people do..."

I hate that cunt!

by Anonymousreply 25312/15/2012

Julie told Nancy Lanza, "I know a great hobby you and your deranged son can do together!"

by Anonymousreply 25412/15/2012

Julie told Teresa Giudice her kids were beautiful and to get them into modeling.

by Anonymousreply 25512/30/2012

Julie tripped Hillary Clinton....and told her deep vein thrombosis was just a myth.

What a cunt!

by Anonymousreply 25612/30/2012

Julie told Hillary that there's no reason Obama and Congress should get *all* of the attention.

by Anonymousreply 25712/30/2012

Julie told Nancy Pelosi that the "fiscal cliff" was where she'd throw her loose dentures if she didn't pass that damn bill....

by Anonymousreply 25801/02/2013

Julie, WTF did you do to the board?

by Anonymousreply 25901/19/2013

Julie told Disney, "James Franco, Robert Downey Jr? What's the diff?"

by Anonymousreply 26003/09/2013

Julie told Belinda Carlisle and Jane Wiedlin that the Go-Go's didn't need a bass player.

She is SUCH a bitch!

by Anonymousreply 26103/09/2013

Julie can't stop raving about how wonderful James Franco was in OZ, and it's starting to get on my nerves.

by Anonymousreply 26203/09/2013

Julie once yelled fire in a crowded theater. And there really was a fire.

But everybody hated her and figured she was lying so they all died.

by Anonymousreply 26303/09/2013

Julie told Dennis Rodman to tell North Korea that proper etiquette is to warn your opponent about what you plan to do to him.

by Anonymousreply 26403/09/2013

Julie never returns e-mails. He says it's because he has ADD. That's his excuse for everything, ADD. He's a fucking dingaling.

by Anonymousreply 26503/09/2013

Julie suggested the sequester.

Fucking Julie!

by Anonymousreply 26603/09/2013

Julie didn't wash her hands after wiping her ass, then stirred Her Majesty's tea with her dirty fingers. She is such an unmitigated cunt.

by Anonymousreply 26703/09/2013

Julie told Rihanna, "He does it because he LOVES you."

Then she called Chris Brown and told him that Ri made fun of his penis.

by Anonymousreply 26803/09/2013

Who else hates Julie the cunt?

by Anonymousreply 26903/10/2013

Julie told Maggie Gallagher she was pretty.

by Anonymousreply 27003/10/2013

Julie killed the thread about her that I started a few weeks ago.

by Anonymousreply 27103/10/2013

I had a friend named Julie.

Then she died.

by Anonymousreply 27203/10/2013

Julie told Anne Hathaway that nobody likes a gracious winner.

by Anonymousreply 27303/10/2013

Julie told Jennifer Lawrence flipping the bird was elegance!

by Anonymousreply 27403/10/2013

Julie told Mayor Bloomberg to ban big soft drinks!

by Anonymousreply 27503/11/2013

Julie told Jeb Bush that history will show his brother the best President this country ever had.

by Anonymousreply 27603/11/2013

Julie told Cheryl she smelled fine.

by Anonymousreply 27703/12/2013

Julie gave my cat a poinsettia for Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 27803/12/2013

Julie tried to get the crowd in St. Peter's Square to chant, "Peron! Peron! Peron!"

by Anonymousreply 27903/13/2013

Julie broke the board again.

by Anonymousreply 28003/22/2013

Julie drives Michelle Shocked to church potlucks and gives her advice about on-stage banter for her shows on the way.

by Anonymousreply 28103/23/2013

Julie told Jay Leno that NBC is committed to him and his brand, and TV executives like a little good-natured ribbing every now and then!

by Anonymousreply 28203/23/2013

Julie told me to start a blog and then link to it on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 28303/23/2013

Julie told Jeff Zucker and Poppy Harlow not to let those other - other, other - jewish bastards tell them how to handle coverage of the Steubenville rapists.

by Anonymousreply 28403/23/2013

Julie asked her doctor to take a rape culture.

by Anonymousreply 28503/23/2013

Julie told Henry Cavill, "You two look great together!"

by Anonymousreply 28603/25/2013

Julie told Will Portman to stay in the closet.

by Anonymousreply 28703/25/2013

Julie told me that she's going to ask AMC to stop showing "Mad Men". She says that the opening credits are an insult to those who jumped from the WTC on 9/11.

Of course, Julie was the one encouraging them to jump. "I've got a net!", she told them.

by Anonymousreply 28803/25/2013

Julie told her drag queen friend that the crowd in front of the Supreme Court was drab and dull and needed some spicing up.

by Anonymousreply 28903/26/2013

Julie told Justin Beiber that he needs to show his bad-ass side!

by Anonymousreply 29003/27/2013

Julie sold Anthony Scalia his "Gay Marriage Is Newer Than Cell Phones Or The Internet" line.

by Anonymousreply 29103/27/2013

Julie started the Anderson Cooper is dead thread.

by Anonymousreply 29205/11/2013

Julie told Amanda Berry that only the cool kids accept rides from strangers.

by Anonymousreply 29305/11/2013

Julie was spotted at the hospital around same time Jeannie Cooper died. Not saying she's responsible, but you never know...

by Anonymousreply 29405/11/2013

Julie told Cory Monteith, "I won't sell these drugs to anyone who isn't hardcore."

by Anonymousreply 29507/14/2013

Julie told Simon Halls, "Are you going to let that Jewish bastard tell you what to do?"

Why he took his anger out on Bomer I don't know, because Julie was clearly talking about Huvane.

by Anonymousreply 29607/14/2013

Julie saw this kid walking around the neighborhood and said, "Hey, if you walk to the store and get me some Skittles, I'll let you keep the change."

by Anonymousreply 29707/14/2013

Julie bought heroin in Vancouver and shared it with Cory Monteith, but "forgot" to cut his share with something.

She is such a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 29807/14/2013

I will enver understand why this thread took off.

by Anonymousreply 29907/14/2013

R299 = Julie

by Anonymousreply 30007/14/2013

R300 is correct.

by Anonymousreply 30107/14/2013

Julie told Trayvon Martin that the only thing crackers understand is getting the shit best out of 'em.

Later that evening, she met up with her friend George Zimmerman and while watching Cops, she complained about how fucking punks always get away...

by Anonymousreply 30207/14/2013

Julie told Cory Monteith that one more line ain't gonna kill him.

by Anonymousreply 30307/16/2013

Goddamn, that Julie is an uber-cunt!

by Anonymousreply 30407/16/2013

Julie told James Gandolfini that butter is its own food group.

by Anonymousreply 30507/16/2013

Julie told Juror B37, "Get on that jury, and I promise you, next year you'll be sipping Cristal on a yacht in Tampa Bay!"

by Anonymousreply 30607/16/2013

Julie told Jenny McCarthy vaccines don't work.

by Anonymousreply 30707/16/2013

Julie told Ariel Castro's prison guard, "I didn't hear anything."

by Anonymousreply 30809/04/2013

Her pussy stinks.

by Anonymousreply 30909/04/2013

Julie thinks chemical weapons are just fine and not a big deal.

by Anonymousreply 31009/04/2013

Julie send Vladimir Putin a manila envelope stuffed with news clippings about the Sochi protests, with a note that read, "Are you going to let those Jewish bastards tell you what to do?"

by Anonymousreply 31109/04/2013

Julie convinced Anthony Weiner to run for Mayor of New York City. "What's the worst that could happen? If you lose, you can always go on Dancing With The Stars."

by Anonymousreply 31209/11/2013

Julie pushed her thumb into every one of my Fannie May candies and she doesn't even EAT chocolate - just wanted to see what was in them.

by Anonymousreply 31309/11/2013

Julie convinced Chandler Massey it was a good career move to announce his departure from Days of Our Lives at the Emmys without talking to anyone about it first.

by Anonymousreply 31409/11/2013

Julie told Miley Cyrus she had the choreography covered for the VMAs and to stik her tongue out more.

by Anonymousreply 31509/11/2013

Julie just farted and then kicked my dog.

by Anonymousreply 31609/11/2013

Julie told Paula Deen it was time to 'take back' the N word.

by Anonymousreply 31709/11/2013

Julie just lifted her leg and said, "Pootin Rasputin. Sarin gas, I'll give you Sarin gas."

by Anonymousreply 31809/11/2013

Julie said 'Putin, little boys love it when you lift up their shirt and kiss their little bellies. No one will think it means you are a closet pedophile, go ahead!'

by Anonymousreply 31909/11/2013

Julie told Bret Easton Ellis, "You know, Alice Munro thinks you are Jay McInerey are the same person."

by Anonymousreply 32010/11/2013

My friend Julie told John Boehner to threaten a default and then Obama would fold. Then she opened up a new bottle of Maker's Mark and poured him a double. What a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 32110/11/2013

Julie said to John Boehner, orange? You're not orange. You're sun-kist!

by Anonymousreply 32210/11/2013

Julie told those gypsies that taking the little girl would be good publicity and normalise them in the eyes of the public.

by Anonymousreply 32310/23/2013

Julie told the Tea Party "Don't listen to the biased media! The more people see of Ted Cruz, the more they'll love him!"

by Anonymousreply 32410/23/2013

Julie told Kathleen Sebelius that she was a web design wizard.

She wore a Hufflepuff robe to her first day of work just so she could steal office supplies.

by Anonymousreply 32510/23/2013

Julie keeps breaking into the Datalounge corporate office building using her Walmart credit card so she can pull the plug on the server leaving all of us in the dark.

by Anonymousreply 32610/23/2013

Julia is the reason so many people died in Laos during the war. Mean Julia!

by Anonymousreply 32710/23/2013

I hate Julia more today than I did yesterday. A line you can sing.

by Anonymousreply 32810/24/2013

Julie told Paul Walker, "Speed limits are for Jews!"

by Anonymousreply 32912/01/2013

Julie wants her partner to pay her $50k to go away.

by Anonymousreply 33012/03/2013

I had a friend named Julie and I hate her too. Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 33112/03/2013

Julie talked Whitney Houston into taking a bath after snorting coke and downing a bottle of zanies.

by Anonymousreply 33212/03/2013

Julie killed JFK. However, she meant to kill Jackie, claiming she stole her hair style. Too bad Julie's a poor shot.

by Anonymousreply 33312/03/2013

Julie is the reason they do not have same sex marriage in Iran.

by Anonymousreply 33412/03/2013

My friend Julie told Metro-North train engineer William Rockefeller to take a quick nap. She'd handle bringing the train into the station.

My friend Julie is such a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 33512/03/2013

Julie told River Pheonix that he'd better finish his stash of drugs or Judy Davis would steal them.

by Anonymousreply 33612/03/2013

Julie told Marilyn Monroe that she didn't have to actually count the number of Nembutal she was taking. I swear, Julie is such a fucking cunt.

by Anonymousreply 33712/03/2013

Julie gave Tom Daley DLBs number. She told Tom he was in love with him.

by Anonymousreply 33812/03/2013

Julie is besties with David Ehrenstein. They are both such cunts.

by Anonymousreply 33912/03/2013

It was Julie who flipped her cigarette butt on the Hindenburg. There was an ashtray not 5 inches from her. What a fucking cunt!

by Anonymousreply 34012/04/2013

Julie's little escapades caused Detroit to declare bankruptcy. I hate that Julie.

by Anonymousreply 34112/04/2013

Julie is dead. Can't you let it go?

by Anonymousreply 34212/04/2013

Julie told Tom Daley, "You know, it's practically cureable these days! You have nothing to worry about."

by Anonymousreply 34312/04/2013

Julie gave Paul Walker gas money.

by Anonymousreply 34412/04/2013

Julie tape recorded Cheyenne Jackson's jerk-off vid and posted it online. She told him all the has-beens are reviving their careers in said fashion. Stupid cunt!

by Anonymousreply 34512/05/2013

Did anyone see Julie on The View today? What was she thinking with that shirt? Pathetic!

by Anonymousreply 34612/05/2013

Julie told Carrie Underwood that the role of Maria in The Sound of Music was written with her in mind.

I hate Julie.

by Anonymousreply 34712/05/2013

[quote]It was Julie who flipped her cigarette butt on the Hindenburg. There was an ashtray not 5 inches from her. What a fucking cunt!

Just how old IS Julie?

by Anonymousreply 34812/06/2013

Well, R348, Julie gave President Lincoln tickets to see "Our American Cousin." Yes, she's old but she doesn't look a day over 40. And she is still a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 34912/06/2013

Julie farted in an elevator.

That cunt!

by Anonymousreply 35012/06/2013

Julie was eating lunch at Olive Garden yesterday and was overheard telling her BFF that history will be much kinder to Sarah Palin than it will be to Nelson Mandela.

by Anonymousreply 35112/07/2013

Julie thinks euthanasia is part of the Peace Corp.

by Anonymousreply 35212/07/2013

Julie told the wardrobe people at NBC to make sure the liederhosen were loose in the bottom.

by Anonymousreply 35312/07/2013

I asked Julie to stop double-dipping her jumbo shrimp in the cocktail sauce bowl. She told me she gave up shell fish for Hanukkah and she had to catch up. She's not even Jewish.

Ginny says she exceeded the budgeted 4 per person rule "by a multitude."

by Anonymousreply 35412/08/2013

I was at the IHOP today where Julie works and I saw her in the kitchen spitting on the restaurant customer's food. The woman stops at nothing.

by Anonymousreply 35512/10/2013

She asked me to feed her cats when she went to Rome for 2 weeks and she brought me back a bobble head Pope doll for a present. Fuck her. I'm never taking care of her cats again.

by Anonymousreply 35612/10/2013

Julie told the frustrated Chinese shopper, "The canopy over the Clinique booth will break your fall!"

by Anonymousreply 35712/10/2013

Then don't befriends withe her

by Anonymousreply 35812/10/2013

Tell her she's a slutty piece of shit, punch her in the face, then BURN HER!!! After you burn her eat her cat or dog or grandpa or whatever. Then go back to her dead body and pee on it.

Or just ignore her.

by Anonymousreply 35912/10/2013

Julie told Obama to take that selfie with the blonde at Mandela's funeral.

by Anonymousreply 36012/10/2013

Pi just changed my hairstyle. Julie asked me "what did you do to up your hair, it used to be so nice?". I hate Julie.

by Anonymousreply 36112/11/2013

Julie said that twelve years a slave was not long enough.

by Anonymousreply 36212/11/2013

Julie writes contrarian movie reviews under the name Armond White .

by Anonymousreply 36312/11/2013

Julie only dates white women.

by Anonymousreply 36412/12/2013

Julie told ABC that "Once Upon a Time in Wonderland" would be a big hit.

by Anonymousreply 36512/12/2013

Julie told me that she would pull the plug if you were on life support, DNR or no.

by Anonymousreply 36612/12/2013

Julie told Damian Lewis, "Oh, you don't want to end up like one of those fruity actors who wind up playing wizards after fifty."

by Anonymousreply 36712/12/2013

Julie suggested my nephew lick a lamppost in sub-zero weather. She told him it would taste like snozzberries.

He's autistic and allergic to citrus!

by Anonymousreply 36812/13/2013

Fortunately, there are a lot fewer Julie's now than there used to be.

by Anonymousreply 36912/13/2013

Julie told her South African friend, "Just walk up there and start signing! No one will question a deaf black man in a suit."

by Anonymousreply 37012/13/2013

Julie likes Beyonce.

by Anonymousreply 37112/19/2013

Julie never flushes after she dumps in a public toilet because she wants the next person to see her turds.

by Anonymousreply 37212/19/2013

Julie thinks lighting your farts on fire is an art form.

by Anonymousreply 37312/19/2013

My friend Julie told Justine Sacco to tweet. [quote]Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!

Julie told me that everyone in Premier Class on the jet thought it was hilarious!

What a pair of cunts.

by Anonymousreply 37412/21/2013

Julie spent the week riling up Duck Dynasty supporters on Twitter.

She doesn't even get basic cable!

by Anonymousreply 37512/21/2013

Julie tags me as "Pole Smoker #2" on all flickr photos

by Anonymousreply 37612/21/2013

Julie called at dawn wanting the sheets and towels back she gave me over 10 years ago. We can add Indian giver to the long list of words which describe her.

by Anonymousreply 37712/21/2013

Julie told Kim Jong Un's uncle to rub some snausages behind his ears. She said, "Trust me. The ladies love it"

by Anonymousreply 37801/03/2014

Julie told McBongo, "Are you really going to let those Jewish bastards tell you what to say in your acceptance speech?"

by Anonymousreply 37903/06/2014

Julie told her friend that "borrowing" Luigi Maraldi's passport and taking the midnight flight to Beijing would be magical.

by Anonymousreply 38003/09/2014

Julie told Putin "Oh go on. No one gives a fuck about some potato eaters in the You-krane."

by Anonymousreply 38103/09/2014

Julie told me, "Hold on to those Nagel prints. They're gonna be worth a fortune some day."

by Anonymousreply 38203/09/2014

Julie loves AnnE Hathaway, and thinks it was a travesty that she was not nominated, nor asked to host this year's Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 38303/09/2014

Julie said she doesn't give a flying fuck how old this thread is, she's still wants everyone to "Keep On Posting"

by Anonymousreply 38403/09/2014

This thread is HYSTERICAL! Somebody find me a dry pull-up.

by Anonymousreply 38503/10/2014

On airplanes, Julie will recline her aisle seat all the way back and then fall asleep with her tray table down.

by Anonymousreply 38603/10/2014

Julie farts alot on airplanes, calling it the ultimate Dutch oven.

by Anonymousreply 38703/10/2014

Fucking cunt

by Anonymousreply 38803/10/2014

Julie was just up at Walmart in a long line buying tons of junk food. After the cashiers had rung all of her things up Julie remembered she had forgotten her money.

by Anonymousreply 38903/10/2014

Julie has anal orgasms.

by Anonymousreply 39003/11/2014

Julie just mailed out a whole bunch of "Save the date" announcement cards for Memorial Day weekend. When I asked her what the occasion was, she told me to mind my own beeswax.

I can guarantee you that she has absolutely not one damn thing planned.

by Anonymousreply 39103/13/2014

Why is Julie your friend if you hate her so much?

by Anonymousreply 39203/13/2014

Julie texted Hannah Shaw: "You go back in there right now and set him straight!"

by Anonymousreply 39304/05/2014

Julie slept with my lover. Not because she has any real feelings for said lover, she did it just to prove she can.

Shit, now I know what she meant when she said she said she was 'looking for a lover and, at this point, anybody's will do.' (I even laughed along with her!)

Also, whenever anybody asks her how many lovers she's had, she responds with, "Apart from my own?" (Then everybody laughs, as if she's joking!)

She's such an evil Bitch! I hate her!!!!

by Anonymousreply 39404/06/2014

Julie slept with my lover. Not because she has any real feelings for said lover, she did it just to prove she can.

Shit, now I know what she meant when she said she said she was 'looking for a lover and, at this point, anybody's will do.' (I even laughed along with her!)

NOW, whenever anybody asks her how many lovers she's had, she responds with, "Apart from my own?" and winks at me! (Then everybody laughs, as if she's joking!)

She's such an evil Bitch! I hate her!!!!

by Anonymousreply 39504/06/2014

Julie keeps calling the Malaysian flight rescue hotline and tells them that her black box is pinging, then she hangs up.

by Anonymousreply 39604/08/2014

Julie convinced Peaches that a few extra snorts of coke wouldn't hurt anything.

by Anonymousreply 39704/09/2014

The truth is that Julie fucked Mickey Rooney to death for that last 18thou of his.

by Anonymousreply 39804/09/2014

Julie said that she was just practicing her Korean when she posted those texts and she wanted to keep everyone's spirits up. She's always got a reason, but she's still just a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 39904/19/2014

Julie makes a killing selling peroxide at Bryan Singer parties.

by Anonymousreply 40004/19/2014

Julie told Bowe Bergdahl to just walk away from his post. She said no one would miss him, and everything would be OK.

I hate her. She is such a cunt!

by Anonymousreply 40106/13/2014

Julie told the Costa Rican team that the Dutch were a piece of cake to beat and escorted them out last night for a Brazilian style party that went on until dawn. Mean Julie.

by Anonymousreply 40207/05/2014

Julie brought Haribo sugarless gummy bears to book club this week. She said they were a special treat for Pride. Deb at half the bag and shat out her colon. I hate my friend Julie.

by Anonymousreply 40307/05/2014

Julie told Obama "don't worry, just pull out. Everything will be fine!"

by Anonymousreply 40408/24/2014

Julie told Thomas Eric Duncan, "You know, that airline ticket is non-refundable."

by Anonymousreply 40510/05/2014

Julie told Stephen Collins' wife, "Sure, you could leave him now... but I just want to remind you, pilot season's coming up."

by Anonymousreply 40610/08/2014

Julie gave us and the kids kitchen towels to wear on our heads for the Xmas screening of "The Interview." She said we'd get a laugh!

by Anonymousreply 40712/27/2014

It was Julie who convinced all those Indonesians that an after Christmas shopping spree in Singapore was the right ticket.

by Anonymousreply 40812/28/2014

Julie's cunt is one of my favorite things.

by Anonymousreply 40912/28/2014

My friend Julie porked your dad in the ass with her 10" dildo, and he moaned like the whore he is.

by Anonymousreply 41012/28/2014

Julie told Leelah Alcorn, "Are you going to let those Jewish bastards tell you you can't transition?"

by Anonymousreply 41101/02/2015

Julie just called Big Norma at the Danbury prison and told her that Theresa Giudice HATES bull dykes!

by Anonymousreply 41201/05/2015

Julie reminded Boehner that orange really is the new black. Go get him, tiger, she whispered in his ear.

by Anonymousreply 41301/05/2015

Fuck julie that stupid boyfriend stealing slut

by Anonymousreply 41402/09/2015

She laughed during Selma.

by Anonymousreply 41502/09/2015

Julie just casually reminded Giuliana Rancic that swimsuit season is just around the corner and that she could stand to "lose a few."

by Anonymousreply 41602/10/2015

Julia told Bobbi Christina there were ways other than singing to be like her mother.

What a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 41702/10/2015

Who the fuck is Julia, R417?

by Anonymousreply 41802/10/2015

shes also your wife todd. now get back in bed with her.

by Anonymousreply 41902/10/2015

Julie to Webby:

"What you need is to get more followers on that Facebook page. It's all about Social Media these days, kid. Put an obnoxious Facebook ad on the bottom of Datalounge and let those queens know who's in charge. They'll think it's hi-larious and everyone will love you for your tech savvy."

by Anonymousreply 42002/11/2015

Julie's horrible cousin, R418. Julia makes Julie seem like Sandra Bullock.

by Anonymousreply 42102/11/2015

The last thing Madonna remembered hearing was Julie yelling "Wear the long cape. You will be fine." Hateful Julie!

by Anonymousreply 42202/26/2015

Julie used to club baby seals on her weekends, yet the bitch has the nerve to rub her vegan superiority bullshit in our faces. I hate her!

by Anonymousreply 42302/26/2015

Julie was the one who was supposed to help Madonna get her cape off during the Brit Awards.

by Anonymousreply 42402/26/2015

Julie won't stop poking Patrick Kane in the shoulder!!

by Anonymousreply 42502/26/2015

Sorry 422, didn't realize you got to the Madonna joke before I did.

by Anonymousreply 42602/26/2015

Julie told Leonard a few Camels each day would actually strengthen his voice range and make him a better actor. Screw that Julie.

by Anonymousreply 42703/01/2015

Julie convinced Hollywood earthquake movies are sure to win an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 42806/06/2015

Julie is such a cunt!

by Anonymousreply 42906/07/2015

Julie is using the photo of the Game of Thrones editor being mauled and hashtagging it #Mondays.

by Anonymousreply 43006/07/2015

Julie took unfiltered Camels to Joni Mitchell in the hospital, gave her a lighter, and told her she could smoke while she was on oxygen.

by Anonymousreply 43106/07/2015

My friend "Julie' is a horrible cunt. Her new "husband" told her he wanted to take her to the small town in Kentucky where he grew up. He told "Julie" that his friends and relatives were just ordinary people and she should dress down, maybe just wear jeans. "Julie" wore a $3,000 designer dress and she made a smile in every photo like she was smelling a fart.

by Anonymousreply 43206/07/2015
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