Which of you bitches IS this??!!!
MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY!!!!!
Which of you bitches IS this??!!!
MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 141||08/11/2015|
What a HORROR!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/20/2010|
The comments are hilarious.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/20/2010|
the bluebird is at 2:15. It was nearly impossible to sit through it that long.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/20/2010|
Is that Dom DeLuise?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/20/2010|
And it's MY rainbow, bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/20/2010|
OK, from now on, whenever anyone says "As gay as..." the only acceptable answer will be "Robert Rees and that damned bluebird."
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/20/2010|
And he so completely fucks up the ending. "If happy little bluebirds fly beyond MY rainbow, SOMEDAY SO WILL I!" --while the music ends two seconds before he does.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/20/2010|
The self-satisfied smile is sooo...what's the word? Help me think of it....
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/20/2010|
He looks and sings exactly like Judy Garland!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/20/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/20/2010|
I actually kind of expected him to take off into the air at the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/20/2010|
Chris Klein's father?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/20/2010|
Wait, wait! There's more!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/20/2010|
That lesbian has a deep voice. I bet she know Chaz Bono.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/20/2010|
And then there's this tribute sung to Patrick Swayze pictures (including one as an angel). Recorded, apparently, in an echo chamber.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/20/2010|
i love r11
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/20/2010|
His YouTube handle is "BeefSteer."
His tribute to Judy Garland is a totally massacred version of "Someone to Watch over Me."
But easily the worst is this wretched rendition of "Evergreen," with bizarre animation from what looks like "The Sims":
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/20/2010|
He looks like he just smelled cookies.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/20/2010|
jus grate! jus lyke mama!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/20/2010|
He wasn't this gay on CHEERS.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/20/2010|
After Over the Rainbow, I started watching Evergreen but had to turn it off after 20 seconds.
He is that weird combination of fascinating, hilarious and repulsive.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/20/2010|
"Wonderful to hear you again, Bob, and thank you for sharing your talent with us. This is a heart-tugging video we will treasure. We will miss you next weekend at the fan get-together in Fairmount, but we will all listen to your Evergreen video together. We send out love."
A comment on Evergreen by an obviously deaf and blind fan.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/20/2010|
Two thumbs up! Stuck right in my ears.
He's no Susan Boyle. He LOOKS like Susan Boyle but he's no Susan Boyle. I can forgive the looks, the cheesy animation, but I can not forgive the voice. He's not very good, and clearly not even close to how good he thinks he is.... EPIC FAIL.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/20/2010|
The pain, THE PAIN...
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/20/2010|
This is why they hate us.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/24/2010|
My favorite part is from 2:35 on
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/24/2010|
LOL @ R6 and R11
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/24/2010|
Thank you! Thank you, Liza, tha--
Liza? Where did everybody go?
Cream of Wheat's ready.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/24/2010|
We all know what gayvoice is, but is there a word for "gaysingingvoice"?
There's got to be a better term than that.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/25/2010|
At first I thought he was singing into an electric shaver, but then they panned out (or he leaned back) it became clear he was singing into his remote control.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/25/2010|
the way he cups that electric shaver/microphone...like he is a 'serious' chantuese. oh lordy! and those far off glances, the ironic smiles...I'd love to see his community theatre resume.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/26/2010|
[quote]He looks like he just smelled cookies.
Cookies? Hell, he looks like he just smelled an entire bakery.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/26/2010|
"You are absolutely sensational! I feel as though I was right next to you as you sang! You are truly extraordinary! A real talent!"
Good lord, I can't imagine being right there next to him without slapping him.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/26/2010|
A true DL cautionary tale.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/21/2010|
Is that a parody of something? Is that guy serious? Please, he cannot be serious~ Oh, this is why they hate us and this is why I hate him! LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/21/2010|
Is he singing into a Norelco?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/21/2010|
Well I just love him....he's CAMP!%0D %0D And I think that instead of that boring message box for Prime Time.....his video's should play on a continuous loop.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/21/2010|
Some ha-wear over the rainbow...%0D %0D He has to be from Ohio.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/22/2010|
Someone please post that video to 4chan. I need to see them bombard him with comments and remixes.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/22/2010|
"Way above my chimney tops?"
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/23/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/11/2010|
I think he stinks
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/12/2010|
I can hear the spinning from Ferncliff all the way in Florida.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/12/2010|
This is pastiche. I will accept no other explanation.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/12/2010|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/12/2010|
Just for Halloween!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/30/2010|
You know what? I think he sucks brontosaurus balls too but give him credit for being himself without apology. A guy with no critical judgment and a lot of chutzpah but happily singing away nonetheless.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/30/2010|
a Halloween bump!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/28/2011|
Who is he, what is he? Where does he come from? I think he's the cause of all of this! I think he's evil ... EVIL!"
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/28/2011|
Thanks for the bump, dead-thread-bumping troll.
I adore this twisted old fruit.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/28/2011|
I'll bet he has dainty clippity cloppity feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/28/2011|
You bitches are so tired. This guy has found a way to make tasteless camp seem so fresh and joyful again. I LOVE IT!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/28/2011|
I can't believe I missed this thread when it first went up. I am crying of laughter as I type, reading these comments and watching/listening to him. The butchered lyrics! The awful animation! The far-off glances!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/28/2011|
And here is his version of Smile. It becomes particularly expressive at 2 minutes.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/28/2011|
More more more!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/28/2011|
I love it like I like rubbing my gums when they're sore. More please.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/28/2011|
It's like Al Franken's older, supergay brother thinks he can sing.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/28/2011|
Old Mary River.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/28/2011|
He writes those comments himself, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/28/2011|
She sings in the key of Flat.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/28/2011|
I hate you OP for making me listen to this...I will have nightmares now...
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/28/2011|
The only thing that would have made that video better was if he would have been wearing a caftan and turban.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/28/2011|
I love how they use the "echo" effect at all the wrong places.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/04/2011|
It's like he's singing while sitting in a sitz bath with an electric mixer hooked up to it and the bubbles tickling or irritating his piles determines his facials expressions at any given moment.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/04/2011|
In all seriousness, I have to ask, "Is this for real or is it a joke?" I can't tell. Even the comments seem like a joke but it's hard to believe they are all in on the same joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/04/2011|
I think we finally found Mama!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||11/04/2011|
He sounds like a country chanteuse in a piano bar trying to channel Judy Garland. I lasted the opening two lines:
"Somewherrrrrrre Overrr The Raaainbooow"
|by Anonymous||reply 68||11/04/2011|
I like circles.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||11/04/2011|
Here's Robert's website. I'm sure some of you would gladly break his heart for the sheer joy of making another one of our own feel terrible.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||11/04/2011|
He's an Ed Wood fan! He can't be all bad (or all serious).
|by Anonymous||reply 71||11/04/2011|
He obviously expected a lot of bad reviews. He set comments for "waiting for approval" only.
I have a feeling he might be a bit "special".
|by Anonymous||reply 72||11/04/2011|
Arrest that bitch for aggravated melodrama. Oh Jesus, he can't be serious. Some people have balls.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||11/04/2011|
Ashhh, I've shaaid before, "It'shhh been done.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/04/2011|
Will he plant his own tree?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||11/04/2011|
I like blue.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||11/04/2011|
Can we all chip in to get him one of these?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||11/04/2011|
His Elvis is the best.
He's not quite Darlene Edwards quality, but he's close.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11/04/2011|
His goatee has tickled many a man-thigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||11/04/2011|
"If I cahhhn't halp falling in love...again!"
Damn, I love the artistic liberties he takes with the lyrics!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||11/05/2011|
If you don't know the words to Over The Rainbow do not attempt to sing OTR. Over MY Rainbow?! Really????
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/05/2011|
r81/r80, Miss/Mr Thing HAS THE LYRICS on the screen in front of her...you can see it in the reflections in his glasses. He actually squints at one point to read them, then resumes while backphrasing.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||11/05/2011|
Are there any listings for cabaret engagements? He'd be a natural in New York.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||11/05/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/05/2011|
There is no age limit on "The X Factor," no? Imagine this guy audtioning in front of Miss Cowell.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/05/2011|
"Unchained Melody." Wondrously wretched from the first syllable.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/05/2011|
"Robert's song choice is simply unique. Almost all compelling and often derived from a revealing, dramatic or "grand" background. Forget that hectic mood...just stand still or sit back for a moment and enjoy his song."
|by Anonymous||reply 87||11/05/2011|
All he needs are some earrings and a caftan.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||11/05/2011|
I just know he's singing to a captive audience... of pre-teen boys shackled to his Queen Anne settee.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/05/2011|
He's the re-incarnation of Florence Foster Jenkins!
|by Anonymous||reply 90||11/05/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 91||01/16/2012|
Thank you R91 for bumping this. I missed it the first few times around. Too damn funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||01/16/2012|
I hate goatees. No, they don't make your double chin disappear, fellas. They just make your mouth look like a giant pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||01/16/2012|
This man is a scientific amalgam of the top 50 DL users (not in Primetime!) set to music. It's uncanny!
|by Anonymous||reply 94||01/16/2012|
On the one hand, he appears to be as flaming as a mo can possibly be.
On the other hand, not even the eldest eldergay could have taste that ATROCIOUS.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||01/16/2012|
[quote] All he needs are some earrings and a caftan.
Believe me, she's wearing them in her mind.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||01/16/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 97||02/17/2012|
That's a mouse, not a remote control.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||02/17/2012|
This is every fiftysomething gay man with bad hair, bad clothes and bad breath in EVERY bar that I've ever seen.
He is always sitting near the door, offering a kind word and a drink to potential new friends. But they run from him scared, as if they are on fire, when he begins to sing. Or when he tells them about his Barbie collection. Or that he saw Dinah Shore in concert 27 times.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||02/17/2012|
Love Grandpa scratching his ass on "evergreen"
|by Anonymous||reply 100||02/17/2012|
You know he thinks that avatar in Evergreen looks like him. But who is the blonde chick? Is he STRAIGHT?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||02/17/2012|
While granny picks her nose
|by Anonymous||reply 102||02/17/2012|
He should date the Double Dream Hands eldergay.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||02/17/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 104||02/17/2012|
Interesting that all the comments on the videos - which all sing his praises of course - seem strangely similar. Methinks either he or his 85 year old Mom penned them all.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||02/17/2012|
I think it's lovely. He seems so content as he sings to a room full of his imaginary friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||02/17/2012|
I think we've all done that, r107.
But most of us have enough sense NOT to post it on youtube. It stays where it belongs - in our imagination.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||02/17/2012|
God, that bluebird scared me! I almost romneyed.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/18/2012|
So, this guy is actually being serious? It's so over the top and funny, I can't really tell what his intent is.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/18/2012|
Damn! I at first misread this as Roger Rees.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/18/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/13/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 113||10/18/2012|
Dear God..... there are no words
|by Anonymous||reply 114||10/19/2012|
Last night when I heard you sing live at the piano bar...you never mentioned you had a new video coming out on YouTube. What a delightful surprise! What a wonderful suggestion! "Evergreen" is a beautiful song...sung with such heart as only you can with your velvety voice. The graphics by Robert are perfect and heartwarming! I know your audience from last night would give you the same accolades, and say, "Bravo!"
|by Anonymous||reply 115||10/19/2012|
There's no way around it. The guy fucking sucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||10/19/2012|
bump in tribute to Liberace
|by Anonymous||reply 117||06/03/2013|
never ever gets tired. I hope he is a happy guy...
|by Anonymous||reply 118||06/03/2013|
I never saw a wildebeest sing before
|by Anonymous||reply 119||06/03/2013|
Oh. My. Dear. Lord.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||06/03/2013|
I guess that's what attracts you, R121?
|by Anonymous||reply 122||06/03/2013|
Oh look, the obese homophobic hausfrau at R121 is busting her sides with fits of giggles.
And yet, here she is. Lonely, among the "fairies" because she has no friends or family close enough to occupy the rest of her day.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||06/03/2013|
I'm guessing he's from some tiny city/town somewhere, possibly the south, where he hangs out at the local gay piano/drag queen bar with a lot of other old gay guys, the town likely void of many other gay men.
He's very familiar to me because I grew up with this type of guy being my very first impression of what gay men were which is why I was so terrified of coming out when I was young. I didn't want to morph into that.
Hey, as long as he's happy, good for him. But yeah, it's a bit sad that he's sitting in a little closet singing to his imaginary audience. In the Over the Rainbow video, he really felt he WAS Judy at that most. He gives new meaning to MARY!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||06/03/2013|
R123--doubt its female. Don't let your miso show.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||06/03/2013|
Can't. Breathe. Am. Dying.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||06/03/2013|
Looks like the uncle from childhood that you talk to your therapist about
|by Anonymous||reply 127||06/03/2013|
He sings his very deep and romantic song originally sung by Barbara Streisand, "Evergreen" His animated video to this song is very deep and touching using animated computer people. I double dare you to check it out!
Now, is it just me or did anyone get the vibe that the bluebird was trying to get the hell out of there?
|by Anonymous||reply 128||06/03/2013|
R124, click on his name ,and it will lead you to more information about him. Apparently he is from New Orleans. One of his other greatest hits are bottles of beer on the wall.Also, he has hair in the other stuff he sings in, maybe it's a rug.
R124, I think you have a point. YouTube is his very minor 15 minutes of fame. It's sad because it's evident this has been his dream to sing, and have some audience or some recognition. I guess if he is there doing his little thing,and it makes him happy, all power to him. He isn't harming anyone. I think it takes a lot of guts to sing in front of hundreds to thousands to dissect your sinning. I couldn't do it. Mr. Rees, your living out your dream, who cares! go for it!
|by Anonymous||reply 129||06/03/2013|
R122, R123, R125, thank you for proving my point ABOUT SOME on here. I rest my case!I got your number LOL!
|by Anonymous||reply 130||06/03/2013|
You wish you had my number. Please.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||06/03/2013|
Is he singing into a beard trimmer?
|by Anonymous||reply 132||06/03/2013|
R132 - it's either a beard trimmer or sheep shears.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||06/03/2013|
This is R121. Yes I am a male ,and I was just kidding! Lighten up will ya?! On the contrary, I was on here when there was a thread ,which many of you showed your pictures of what you looked like.So many of you are hot studs! I'm serious! Also, the way some of you talk on here it's kind of rough like many of you guys seem so manly. I bet a lot of you hoties were in the military right? HOT. However, I really have to be truly honest. I'm not kidding but many of the guys who are on the DL Facebook page have long, long hair and beards, who wants to date a bearded lady?!! Some are cute though.
So OP for diverting the thread, now carry on.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||06/03/2013|
cannot be lost
|by Anonymous||reply 135||09/29/2013|
I have dearly missed the vocal stylizations of Robert Rees, so I have bumped the thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||10/20/2013|
Precious. She's channeling Judy!
|by Anonymous||reply 137||10/20/2013|
Is that a Comcast remote control in his hands?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||10/20/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 139||08/10/2014|
A little reminder of what we are all fighting for
|by Anonymous||reply 140||08/11/2015|
Someone mentioned Florence Foster Jenkins a while back. Here is a documentary of her. It is quite good and she is quite hilarious. Apparently Meryl Streep is filming a movie about her right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||08/11/2015|