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When the animated bluebird appeared, I pissed my pants!!

Which of you bitches IS this??!!!

MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY MARY!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 13908/10/2014

What a HORROR!

by Anonymousreply 105/20/2010

The comments are hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 205/20/2010

the bluebird is at 2:15. It was nearly impossible to sit through it that long.

by Anonymousreply 305/20/2010

Is that Dom DeLuise?

by Anonymousreply 405/20/2010

And it's MY rainbow, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 505/20/2010

OK, from now on, whenever anyone says "As gay as..." the only acceptable answer will be "Robert Rees and that damned bluebird."

by Anonymousreply 605/20/2010

And he so completely fucks up the ending. "If happy little bluebirds fly beyond MY rainbow, SOMEDAY SO WILL I!" --while the music ends two seconds before he does.

by Anonymousreply 705/20/2010

The self-satisfied smile is sooo...what's the word? Help me think of it....

by Anonymousreply 805/20/2010

He looks and sings exactly like Judy Garland!

by Anonymousreply 905/20/2010

smug??

by Anonymousreply 1005/20/2010

I actually kind of expected him to take off into the air at the end.

by Anonymousreply 1105/20/2010

Chris Klein's father?

by Anonymousreply 1205/20/2010

Wait, wait! There's more!

by Anonymousreply 1305/20/2010

That lesbian has a deep voice. I bet she know Chaz Bono.

by Anonymousreply 1405/20/2010

And then there's this tribute sung to Patrick Swayze pictures (including one as an angel). Recorded, apparently, in an echo chamber.

by Anonymousreply 1505/20/2010

i love r11

by Anonymousreply 1605/20/2010

His YouTube handle is "BeefSteer."

His tribute to Judy Garland is a totally massacred version of "Someone to Watch over Me."

But easily the worst is this wretched rendition of "Evergreen," with bizarre animation from what looks like "The Sims":

by Anonymousreply 1705/20/2010

He looks like he just smelled cookies.

by Anonymousreply 1805/20/2010

jus grate! jus lyke mama!

by Anonymousreply 1905/20/2010

He wasn't this gay on CHEERS.

by Anonymousreply 2005/20/2010

After Over the Rainbow, I started watching Evergreen but had to turn it off after 20 seconds.

He is that weird combination of fascinating, hilarious and repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 2105/20/2010

"Wonderful to hear you again, Bob, and thank you for sharing your talent with us.  This is a heart-tugging video we will treasure. We will miss you next weekend at the fan get-together in Fairmount, but we will all listen to your Evergreen video together. We send out love."

A comment on Evergreen by an obviously deaf and blind fan.

by Anonymousreply 2205/20/2010

Two thumbs up! Stuck right in my ears.

He's no Susan Boyle. He LOOKS like Susan Boyle but he's no Susan Boyle. I can forgive the looks, the cheesy animation, but I can not forgive the voice. He's not very good, and clearly not even close to how good he thinks he is.... EPIC FAIL.

by Anonymousreply 2305/20/2010

The pain, THE PAIN...

by Anonymousreply 2405/20/2010

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 2506/24/2010

My favorite part is from 2:35 on

by Anonymousreply 2606/24/2010

LOL @ R6 and R11

by Anonymousreply 2706/24/2010

Thank you! Thank you, Liza, tha--

Liza? Where did everybody go?

Cream of Wheat's ready.

by Anonymousreply 2806/24/2010

We all know what gayvoice is, but is there a word for "gaysingingvoice"?

There's got to be a better term than that.

by Anonymousreply 2906/25/2010

At first I thought he was singing into an electric shaver, but then they panned out (or he leaned back) it became clear he was singing into his remote control.

by Anonymousreply 3006/25/2010

the way he cups that electric shaver/microphone...like he is a 'serious' chantuese. oh lordy! and those far off glances, the ironic smiles...I'd love to see his community theatre resume.

by Anonymousreply 3206/26/2010

[quote]He looks like he just smelled cookies.

Cookies? Hell, he looks like he just smelled an entire bakery.

by Anonymousreply 3306/26/2010

"You are absolutely sensational!  I feel as though I was right next to you as you sang! You are truly extraordinary! A real talent!"

Good lord, I can't imagine being right there next to him without slapping him.

by Anonymousreply 3406/26/2010

A true DL cautionary tale.

by Anonymousreply 3507/21/2010

Is that a parody of something? Is that guy serious? Please, he cannot be serious~ Oh, this is why they hate us and this is why I hate him! LOL

by Anonymousreply 3607/21/2010

Is he singing into a Norelco?

by Anonymousreply 3707/21/2010

Well I just love him....he's CAMP!%0D %0D And I think that instead of that boring message box for Prime Time.....his video's should play on a continuous loop.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3807/21/2010

Some ha-wear over the rainbow...%0D %0D He has to be from Ohio.

by Anonymousreply 3907/22/2010

Someone please post that video to 4chan. I need to see them bombard him with comments and remixes.

by Anonymousreply 4007/22/2010

"Way above my chimney tops?"

by Anonymousreply 4107/23/2010

smooches

by Anonymousreply 4209/11/2010

I think he stinks

by Anonymousreply 4309/12/2010

I can hear the spinning from Ferncliff all the way in Florida.

by Anonymousreply 4409/12/2010

This is pastiche. I will accept no other explanation.

by Anonymousreply 4509/12/2010

Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 4609/12/2010

Just for Halloween!

by Anonymousreply 4710/30/2010

You know what? I think he sucks brontosaurus balls too but give him credit for being himself without apology. A guy with no critical judgment and a lot of chutzpah but happily singing away nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 4810/30/2010

a Halloween bump!

by Anonymousreply 4910/28/2011

Who is he, what is he? Where does he come from? I think he's the cause of all of this! I think he's evil ... EVIL!"

by Anonymousreply 5010/28/2011

Thanks for the bump, dead-thread-bumping troll.

I adore this twisted old fruit.

by Anonymousreply 5110/28/2011

I'll bet he has dainty clippity cloppity feet.

by Anonymousreply 5210/28/2011

You bitches are so tired. This guy has found a way to make tasteless camp seem so fresh and joyful again. I LOVE IT!

by Anonymousreply 5310/28/2011

I can't believe I missed this thread when it first went up. I am crying of laughter as I type, reading these comments and watching/listening to him. The butchered lyrics! The awful animation! The far-off glances!

by Anonymousreply 5410/28/2011

And here is his version of Smile. It becomes particularly expressive at 2 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 5510/28/2011

More more more!

by Anonymousreply 5610/28/2011

I love it like I like rubbing my gums when they're sore. More please.

by Anonymousreply 5710/28/2011

It's like Al Franken's older, supergay brother thinks he can sing.

by Anonymousreply 5810/28/2011

Old Mary River.

by Anonymousreply 5910/28/2011

He writes those comments himself, right?

by Anonymousreply 6010/28/2011

She sings in the key of Flat.

by Anonymousreply 6110/28/2011

I hate you OP for making me listen to this...I will have nightmares now...

by Anonymousreply 6210/28/2011

The only thing that would have made that video better was if he would have been wearing a caftan and turban.

by Anonymousreply 6310/28/2011

I love how they use the "echo" effect at all the wrong places.

by Anonymousreply 6411/04/2011

It's like he's singing while sitting in a sitz bath with an electric mixer hooked up to it and the bubbles tickling or irritating his piles determines his facials expressions at any given moment.

by Anonymousreply 6511/04/2011

In all seriousness, I have to ask, "Is this for real or is it a joke?" I can't tell. Even the comments seem like a joke but it's hard to believe they are all in on the same joke.

by Anonymousreply 6611/04/2011

I think we finally found Mama!!!

by Anonymousreply 6711/04/2011

He sounds like a country chanteuse in a piano bar trying to channel Judy Garland. I lasted the opening two lines:

"Somewherrrrrrre Overrr The Raaainbooow"

Horrrific!

by Anonymousreply 6811/04/2011

I like circles.

by Anonymousreply 6911/04/2011

Here's Robert's website. I'm sure some of you would gladly break his heart for the sheer joy of making another one of our own feel terrible.

by Anonymousreply 7011/04/2011

He's an Ed Wood fan! He can't be all bad (or all serious).

by Anonymousreply 7111/04/2011

He obviously expected a lot of bad reviews. He set comments for "waiting for approval" only.

I have a feeling he might be a bit "special".

by Anonymousreply 7211/04/2011

Arrest that bitch for aggravated melodrama. Oh Jesus, he can't be serious. Some people have balls.

by Anonymousreply 7311/04/2011

Ashhh, I've shaaid before, "It'shhh been done.

by Anonymousreply 7411/04/2011

Will he plant his own tree?

by Anonymousreply 7511/04/2011

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 7611/04/2011

Can we all chip in to get him one of these?

by Anonymousreply 7711/04/2011

His Elvis is the best.

He's not quite Darlene Edwards quality, but he's close.

by Anonymousreply 7811/04/2011

His goatee has tickled many a man-thigh.

by Anonymousreply 7911/04/2011

"If I cahhhn't halp falling in love...again!"

Damn, I love the artistic liberties he takes with the lyrics!

by Anonymousreply 8011/05/2011

If you don't know the words to Over The Rainbow do not attempt to sing OTR. Over MY Rainbow?! Really????

by Anonymousreply 8111/05/2011

r81/r80, Miss/Mr Thing HAS THE LYRICS on the screen in front of her...you can see it in the reflections in his glasses. He actually squints at one point to read them, then resumes while backphrasing.

by Anonymousreply 8211/05/2011

Are there any listings for cabaret engagements? He'd be a natural in New York.

by Anonymousreply 8311/05/2011

Good God!

by Anonymousreply 8411/05/2011

There is no age limit on "The X Factor," no? Imagine this guy audtioning in front of Miss Cowell.

by Anonymousreply 8511/05/2011

"Unchained Melody." Wondrously wretched from the first syllable.

by Anonymousreply 8611/05/2011

"Robert's song choice is simply unique. Almost all compelling and often derived from a revealing, dramatic or "grand" background. Forget that hectic mood...just stand still or sit back for a moment and enjoy his song."

Oh YOU!

by Anonymousreply 8711/05/2011

All he needs are some earrings and a caftan.

by Anonymousreply 8811/05/2011

I just know he's singing to a captive audience... of pre-teen boys shackled to his Queen Anne settee.

by Anonymousreply 8911/05/2011

He's the re-incarnation of Florence Foster Jenkins!

by Anonymousreply 9011/05/2011

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by Anonymousreply 9101/16/2012

Thank you R91 for bumping this. I missed it the first few times around. Too damn funny.

by Anonymousreply 9201/16/2012

I hate goatees. No, they don't make your double chin disappear, fellas. They just make your mouth look like a giant pussy.

by Anonymousreply 9301/16/2012

This man is a scientific amalgam of the top 50 DL users (not in Primetime!) set to music. It's uncanny!

by Anonymousreply 9401/16/2012

I'm torn.

On the one hand, he appears to be as flaming as a mo can possibly be.

On the other hand, not even the eldest eldergay could have taste that ATROCIOUS.

by Anonymousreply 9501/16/2012

[quote] All he needs are some earrings and a caftan.

Believe me, she's wearing them in her mind.

by Anonymousreply 9601/16/2012

,

by Anonymousreply 9702/17/2012

That's a mouse, not a remote control.

by Anonymousreply 9802/17/2012

This is every fiftysomething gay man with bad hair, bad clothes and bad breath in EVERY bar that I've ever seen.

He is always sitting near the door, offering a kind word and a drink to potential new friends. But they run from him scared, as if they are on fire, when he begins to sing. Or when he tells them about his Barbie collection. Or that he saw Dinah Shore in concert 27 times.

by Anonymousreply 9902/17/2012

Love Grandpa scratching his ass on "evergreen"

by Anonymousreply 10002/17/2012

You know he thinks that avatar in Evergreen looks like him. But who is the blonde chick? Is he STRAIGHT?

by Anonymousreply 10102/17/2012

While granny picks her nose

by Anonymousreply 10202/17/2012

He should date the Double Dream Hands eldergay.

by Anonymousreply 10302/17/2012

Agree, r93.

by Anonymousreply 10402/17/2012

Interesting that all the comments on the videos - which all sing his praises of course - seem strangely similar. Methinks either he or his 85 year old Mom penned them all.

by Anonymousreply 10602/17/2012

I think it's lovely. He seems so content as he sings to a room full of his imaginary friends.

by Anonymousreply 10702/17/2012

I think we've all done that, r107.

But most of us have enough sense NOT to post it on youtube. It stays where it belongs - in our imagination.

by Anonymousreply 10802/17/2012

God, that bluebird scared me! I almost romneyed.

by Anonymousreply 10902/18/2012

So, this guy is actually being serious? It's so over the top and funny, I can't really tell what his intent is.

by Anonymousreply 11002/18/2012

Damn! I at first misread this as Roger Rees.

by Anonymousreply 11102/18/2012

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by Anonymousreply 11205/13/2012

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by Anonymousreply 11310/18/2012

Dear God..... there are no words

by Anonymousreply 11410/19/2012

Last night when I heard you sing live at the piano bar...you never mentioned you had a new video coming out on YouTube. What a delightful surprise! What a wonderful suggestion! "Evergreen" is a beautiful song...sung with such heart as only you can with your velvety voice. The graphics by Robert are perfect and heartwarming! I know your audience from last night would give you the same accolades, and say, "Bravo!"

by Anonymousreply 11510/19/2012

There's no way around it. The guy fucking sucks.

by Anonymousreply 11610/19/2012

bump in tribute to Liberace

by Anonymousreply 11706/03/2013

never ever gets tired. I hope he is a happy guy...

by Anonymousreply 11806/03/2013

I never saw a wildebeest sing before

by Anonymousreply 11906/03/2013

Oh. My. Dear. Lord.

by Anonymousreply 12006/03/2013

I guess that's what attracts you, R121?

by Anonymousreply 12206/03/2013

Oh look, the obese homophobic hausfrau at R121 is busting her sides with fits of giggles.

And yet, here she is. Lonely, among the "fairies" because she has no friends or family close enough to occupy the rest of her day.

by Anonymousreply 12306/03/2013

I'm guessing he's from some tiny city/town somewhere, possibly the south, where he hangs out at the local gay piano/drag queen bar with a lot of other old gay guys, the town likely void of many other gay men.

He's very familiar to me because I grew up with this type of guy being my very first impression of what gay men were which is why I was so terrified of coming out when I was young. I didn't want to morph into that.

Hey, as long as he's happy, good for him. But yeah, it's a bit sad that he's sitting in a little closet singing to his imaginary audience. In the Over the Rainbow video, he really felt he WAS Judy at that most. He gives new meaning to MARY!

by Anonymousreply 12406/03/2013

R123--doubt its female. Don't let your miso show.

by Anonymousreply 12506/03/2013

Can't. Breathe. Am. Dying.

by Anonymousreply 12606/03/2013

Looks like the uncle from childhood that you talk to your therapist about

by Anonymousreply 12706/03/2013

He sings his very deep and romantic song originally sung by Barbara Streisand, "Evergreen" His animated video to this song is very deep and touching using animated computer people. I double dare you to check it out!

Now, is it just me or did anyone get the vibe that the bluebird was trying to get the hell out of there?

by Anonymousreply 12806/03/2013

R124, click on his name ,and it will lead you to more information about him. Apparently he is from New Orleans. One of his other greatest hits are bottles of beer on the wall.Also, he has hair in the other stuff he sings in, maybe it's a rug.

R124, I think you have a point. YouTube is his very minor 15 minutes of fame. It's sad because it's evident this has been his dream to sing, and have some audience or some recognition. I guess if he is there doing his little thing,and it makes him happy, all power to him. He isn't harming anyone. I think it takes a lot of guts to sing in front of hundreds to thousands to dissect your sinning. I couldn't do it. Mr. Rees, your living out your dream, who cares! go for it!

by Anonymousreply 12906/03/2013

R122, R123, R125, thank you for proving my point ABOUT SOME on here. I rest my case!I got your number LOL!

by Anonymousreply 13006/03/2013

You wish you had my number. Please.

by Anonymousreply 13106/03/2013

Is he singing into a beard trimmer?

by Anonymousreply 13206/03/2013

R132 - it's either a beard trimmer or sheep shears.

by Anonymousreply 13306/03/2013

This is R121. Yes I am a male ,and I was just kidding! Lighten up will ya?! On the contrary, I was on here when there was a thread ,which many of you showed your pictures of what you looked like.So many of you are hot studs! I'm serious! Also, the way some of you talk on here it's kind of rough like many of you guys seem so manly. I bet a lot of you hoties were in the military right? HOT. However, I really have to be truly honest. I'm not kidding but many of the guys who are on the DL Facebook page have long, long hair and beards, who wants to date a bearded lady?!! Some are cute though.

So OP for diverting the thread, now carry on.

by Anonymousreply 13406/03/2013

cannot be lost

by Anonymousreply 13509/29/2013

I have dearly missed the vocal stylizations of Robert Rees, so I have bumped the thread.

by Anonymousreply 13610/20/2013

Precious. She's channeling Judy!

by Anonymousreply 13710/20/2013

Is that a Comcast remote control in his hands?

by Anonymousreply 13810/20/2013

m

by Anonymousreply 13908/10/2014
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