People who are ostensibly straight, but ping the hell out of your gaydar

Hal Sparks

John Edwards, former US Senator

Bronson Pinchot

The Situation

Matthew Morrison

Another vote for John Edwards

Larry King

Larry King?

Maybe my gaydar is totally off, but I have always thought he pinged...

Dave Gahan

Andy Borowitz

Jason Schwartzman (Talia Shire's son). He's the most nelly straight, married guy I've ever seen.

Jon Cryer

David Spade

Keith Morrison sounds like a total drama queen on every news story he does for NBC's Dateline.

When did David Spade turn straight, r11?

daniel craig bruce willis

Mario Lopez

Rick Warren

Johnny Weir

Well, he's certainly not out, and has apparently dated Heather Locklear and had a child with some playmate.

That Nigel guy from ANTM

Eric McCormmick

r3, who ever had the slightest inkling Bronson Pinchot was straight?

My name is spelled McCormack.

Paul McCartney

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Justin Timberlake

Mike Douglas

David Cassidy.....Jack Cassidy

Paul Rudd

Nicholas Sparks owns this thread.

Peter Sarsgaard

Nearly every straight Urban German male

Ray Liotta

What does ostensibly mean??

appearing to be, R29

Thank you 30

If it does mean appearing to be, why has almost everyone mentioned seem more gay than straight to me?? I was thinking of people like Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Russell Crowe.

Aside from those 3, I think every single actor in film, tv and theater could very easily be gay.

Totally agree with R26. Peter Sarsgaard. At the Oscars before I realized it was him I thought, who is that gay man presenting an award?

And then I saw An Education and even his character in the movie came off as queer as a $3 bill.

James Dobson

There's a recent thread about him now but Matt Lauer has always pinged off the charts for me.

In what planet does Daniel Craig and Bruce Willis ping? Anyway, for me it is Peter Saarsgard, Paul Rudd, RDJ, Michael Ian Black. R10 Talia Shore's other son Rob Schwartzman also pings as well, guess it is genetics.

[quote]Aside from those 3, I think every single actor in film, tv and theater could very easily be gay.

Broderick Crawford, James Arness, Ward Bond, Robert Montgomery, Rex Reason, Rod Steiger, Fred MacMurray...

Scott McGillivray (Income Property host on HGTV)

Kelsey Grammer

Evan Lysacek.

David Letterman used to. I would bet that somewhere along the way he has tasted the pole. Regis Philbin (he must be a closeted old queen) John Stamos

Harry Connick Jr

Comedian, pussyhound - Daniel Tosh

Glenn Close

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is not straight.

jude law

R21. Eric sweetie, that's why you ping.

Artificial Primetime sure does make datalounge fun!

Paul Shaffer

Jude Law

Derek Hough (DWTS)

Frank Bielec (bear-ish Trading Spaces designer; I can't believe I even remember this guy, except it was a shock when he referred to a wife)

Josh Lucas is SO freakin nelly.

"Derek Hough (DWTS)"

And Mark Ballas

Kelsey Grammer wins. I refuse to believe he's straight.

Martin Short owns this thread.

Eddie Cibrian owns this thread.

Bob Guiney.

Former Bachelor ,was married to soap star Rebecca Budig. He does those awful GSN clips during the commercials.

May-ree he pings!

"Jonathan Rhys Meyers is not straight."

Any proof?

o

Rick Bayless

Dallas sportswriter and uber-uberdouche Skip Bayless.

BTW, he's the brother of chef Rick Bayless.

Timothy Olyphant. I was at the gym watching him with the sound off. I had heard of him, but don't know his shows or movies. Anyway, I presumed he was gay. Turns out he has a wife, but he definitely pinged to me.

Jon Stewart

[quote]Dallas sportswriter and uber-uberdouche Skip Bayless.

[quote]BTW, he's the brother of chef Rick Bayless.

Rick himself is nelly as all get-out but married to a woman.

Bob Guiney has cookie-face in R54's link.

Still waiting for proof on Jonathan Rhys Meyers

I just watched Survival Of The Dead and Alan Van Sprang pinged so much that I found it distracting. But again, he might not be gay and he is Canadian. I agree with Peter Saarsgard. I find him distracting as a straight lead because he is so fey.

[quote]And then I saw An Education and even his character in the movie came off as queer as a $3 bill.

Ditto.

R63, you will never have proof about anyone who is in the closet, so keep waiting schmuck.

Rick Bayless is indeed married to a woman. But that's where his connection to heterosexuality ends.

Kevin Jonas just had a tacky Long Island wedding at Oheka castle, but a Prada purse falls out of his mouth every time he speaks.

Ryan Reynolds, Gerard Butler, and Bradley Cooper

Mark Cuban

Michelle Obama

Eddie Falco

Glenn Close

Annie Lennox

Mark Cuban pings for me, too

I sat next to Rick Bayless and his wife at a play a couple of weeks ago.

First off, he is smaller than I imagined. I'm 5'8" and when the play was over and we stood up, I had to be at least 2 inches taller than him.

Secondly, his wife is at least 3 inches taller than him, much wider, older, and looks like your standard middle-aged lesbian.

R72, that's a good list. Hard to believe, but Annie Lennox is straight, not even bi.

Kathryn Bigelow

Amy Madigan

Judith Light

Former tennis player, Martina Hingis

Peter Facinelli

Nigel Lythgoe

Broderick Crawford must've looked lovely with his hairy shoulders in a gingham sun dress.

I believe this is progress and akin to how at earlier times, and still today for many, people who quickly impress as straight, were actually gay.

It's a step in breaking stereotypes.

When I look at Peter Sarsgaard I might easily assume he's gay, most likely because the guys he reminds me of I know to be gay; however, that doesn't mean that he is, and indeed he isn't.

I agree with many of the names put forward, and especially Nicholas Sparks.

For some reason, author Dean Koontz has always reminded me of a hot 70s-era gay. I usually have pretty good gaydar, but in his case, I'm not sure it's working, as I've never read or heard any rumours about him.

Chrissie Hynde

The right-wing Duch politician Geert Wilders

Dutch politician Wouter Bos

Cory Booker(Mayor of Newark, New Jersey) James Blake Vince Carter Lebron James Taye Diggs LL Cool J Bill Hemmer(Fox News) Dan Abrams(MSNBC) Jeff Goldblum

When I saw Eric McCormick doing an interview, he seemed very much like a gay man, even though he is married. Laurence Fishburn is so gay, sometimes I think his wife must be a trannie.

Yes, I've wondered about Dean Koontz...how can we find out?

r5, Matthew Morrison is gay. A friend of mine studies theater at NYU and she has friends who worked in theatrical productions with Matthew. Here's the thing - Matt was quietly out as a gay man before he was famous, back when he was just a stage performer. From what I've been told, it wasn't public knowledge, but people 'in the know' were aware. Now that he's on Glee and a major celebrity, he's suddenly "straight." It's sad, but he's doing what he thinks he has to do to get ahead, but expect Matthew to say he's "too busy to date" in plenty of interviews.

Rick Steves. the travel guy.

Taye Diggs pings for me but he's not gay

R59 and he's played gay in a gay film "The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy" (2000)directed by gay Greg Berlanti. I hope that makes your day.

"Mark Cuban pings for me, too"

He FLAMED on Dancing With the Stars

Cat Power

[quote]People who are ostensibly straight...?

All Gay men.

Kevin Trudeau, the author/infomercial king/queen.

"I believe this is progress..."

Enough. We want more out gay men, not more straight men who seem gay and then reject our advances.

My father ran into Frank Bielec at a restaurant in Houston, and told him that my mother was a big fan of "Trading Spaces". They had a brief conversation in which Frank mentioned his wife and grandchildren several times. When we asked what Frank was like in real life, my father replied that he seemed just as gay as he did on the show.

John Ritter (deceased, but still)

Elliot Gould

Jason Schwartzman

Peter Saarsgaard

Eve but that's completely and totally wishful thinking on my part. Also, Evan Lysacek, but no one really believes him so I'm not sure if he counts.

Hank Azaria. Big time.

Jude Law, Johnathan Rhys Myers

Chrissie Hynde, Annie Lennox

Karl Rove, Kenneth Starr, GWB, Hillary Clinton,

I agree, R101. And so does Paget Brewster. I couldn't watch that show that they costarred on as a couple. They were just ridiculous as a heterosexual couple.

Regis Philbin

Mark Conseulos

Peter Sarsgaard has 'gay voice'.

The father on "Frasier", John Mahoney, though I think he IS gay.

Dick Army

Sebastian Junger

Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter

In threads like these are we supposed to keep adding on names or add our own list even if we are repeating names?

The people who called Daniel Craig were obviously spot on.

Tilda Swinton!!

Ryan Seacrest... there's just something about that guy I can't put my finger on.

Chace Crawford

Jonathon Rhys Meyers

Noah Wyle

"Ryan Seacrest... there's just something about that guy I can't put my finger on."

Why? Can't you find it?

Edward Furlong

Nice try, R89, but that's a load of bull.

Glenn Close, actress

Angie Harmon

Let's look at some of the less attractive or more average looking types:

Quentin Tarantino

Bob Fosse (looked like a tiny 70's disco queen clone up until he died)

Prince

John Litgow

The British Peters (Sellers and O'Toole)

Emily Deschanel - but that may be more wishful thinking than a radar ping.

She pings off the charts, R120.

Sharon Gless (also so supportive)

50% of every boyband from the Beatles to NSync

The guy from "Burn Notice".

Sarah Palin

"Ryan Seacrest... there's just something about that guy I can't put my finger on".

Something tells me you never will, Hon.

Jessica Steen

I've been watching Russell Crowe since he first started making movies and there is something that makes me believe he is deeply closeted. There ARE masucline gay men you know.

Peter Sarsgaard

One of the gayest Straight man I've ever seen and heard in my life!!

Cameron, British prime minister%0D %0D Charles, prince of Wales%0D %0D The Pope%0D %0D Andy Murray, tennis player

I refuse to believe Leslie Howard was straight.

Jennifer Carpenter

Neil Sedaka

John Cryer

Angie Harmon

Harry Connick Jr. He's also a coprophile!

r126 I agree about Jessica Steen, first time I laid eyes on her I thought she was gay.

I agree with r2 about John Edwards.

"50% of every boyband from the Beatles to NSync"%0D %0D I knew 2 of the Beatles were/are gay.%0D %0D

Burt Reynolds Hugh Hefner Mario Lopez Russell Brand Shiau Lebeuff (sp) Penny Marshall

Stanley Tucci

Michael Chabon

Will Sasso

John Roberts

Craig Ferguson

Hugh Hefner?.

Eddie Cibrian?

I agree with R2 & R134 about John Edwards.

[quote]"50% of every boyband from the Beatles to NSync"

I knew 2 of the Beatles were/are gay.

John & Paul?.

Angie Harmon

I totally believe Peter Sarsgaard is straight, but he really sets my gaydar off.

RICK STENGEL

Peter Bergman%0D %0D Stuart Damon%0D %0D Tim Stickney

"I've been watching Russell Crowe since he first started making movies and there is something that makes me believe he is deeply closeted."

I don't know if Crowe is gay but I wouldn't be surprised. Before he hit is big, he played the trannie in Rocky Horror Picture Show. And the first movie I ever saw him in was a small, gay movie called "The Sum of Us."

Often people who get roles in small gay movies do so because they know the other (gay) people behind the film socially.

bump bump

Dean Winters

I agree about Russell Crowe,he seems too masculine to be an actor.

Why has no one mentioned James Franco? :)

Chad White, Chris Zylka, Henry Cavill, Hunter Parrish and Jason Statham

Mark Driscoll, pastor of Mars Hill Church

Charlton Heston

Angie Harmon

Chuck Norris

something about those Republican gun freaks always sets off my spidey sense

Ryan Reynolds. It's the lisp my dears!

[quote]50% of every boyband from the Beatles to NSync

But modern boybands always seem to have five guys - two & a half gays?

Chelsea Handler and Nicki Minaj.

R137, Michael Chabon is at least somewhat bisexual, he has mentioned it and his wife has.

Peter Sarsgaard always needs to be mentioned a few (dozen) times in these threads.

Kristen Stewart & Tom Sturridge & Robert Pattinson

Annie Lennox

Glen Close

Kathryn Bigelow

Another vote for Bronson Pinchot! A very close friend was the costume director on a show Bronson was in and was shocked by what a lothario he was.

hello?? eric stonestreet?

Did anyone mention Jason Bateman or Matt Damon?

Lead singer of fun. Nate Ruess.

Darren Criss?!

James Woods

Nobody said this until Page 9 ?

Heath ledger and Lena Dunham. Someone has to mention them since it is a thread on DL.

Ken Burns Rick Steves Deborra-Lee Furness Hugh Jackman

Chuck Norris

Stephanie Zimbalist

Nancy McKeon

Matthew Broderick.

Jay Leno. Seriously.

Jay Leno??? I highly doubt that one.

I always thought Johnny Depp was bi.

Kristen Stewart, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tim Tebow, Tyler Perry, Dakota Fanning, Michael C. Hall, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Robert Pattinson, Emma Stone.

Is Tyler perry supposed to be straight? I always just assumed....

German soccer player Mario Götze

jeremy renner

Michael Moore

R177. I think he is asexual

Osi Umenura.

Al Gore owns this thread.

Judith Light

Cynthia Mcfadden

Meredith Viera

Stephanie March

Francis Ford Coppola and Martin Scorsese.

Tiger Woods

George Stephanopoulos

Tiger Woods???

writer Colson Whitehead

SCRUBS' Zach Braff and Donald Faison

Composers Lynn-Manuel Miranda and Adam Guetel

Jay Z looks like a Homo Thug.

Nah, he just ugly, R189.

Jay-Z maybe ugly but no way in hell he'd touch dick. I doubt (as I posted) Tiger Woods or Jay Leno do either.

Hattie McDaniel

George Stephanopoulos is gayer than a tree full of rainbow lorikeets on Hugh Jackman's verandah. "Little queen" was a nickname he earned a few decades ago.

Robin Wright Penn

Tilda Swinton

Laila Ali

Midnight in Paris

California Poppy

Leonardo DiCaprio. He always has a girlfriend, but he sure does ping my gaydar for some reason.

Jill Hennessy

Eric McCormack

Catherine Keener, Tilda, Cate Blanchett, Kirsten Wiig, Tea Leoni, Chrissie Hynde

David Beckham, Jude Law, Ryan Reynolds, Tom Cruise (just no evidence.. or he's v. deep in the closet)

Pink, Tilda Swinton, Robin Wright Penn, Sinead O'Connor

Zoe Bell

THread Closed

Where are some of you getting this shit about John Edwards? Have you even followed anything he's done since running for President? Sheesh. He's definitely not gay.

Derek Jeter and yes, President Obama

have to say the actor from BURN NOTICE does ping to me but but probably with a little of wishful thinking.

All this and no Christopher Meloni yet?a

I had to google "Zoe Bell" because I didn't know who she is. She kind of looks like Zoe Cassavetes.

Nick Jonas

R97 I can definitely see Nick Jonas doing a rendition of the Beatles' first US hit, only Nick's would be "I Want to Suck Your Dick."

I wonder if people writing John Edwards are thinking of the "Crossing Over" psychic John Edwards version?

Ditto for Glenn Close, Annie Lennox. And another one that still boggles my mind: Holly Hunter. Walks like it, dresses like it, talks like it. She's Jodie Foster x4. Unbelievable.

Author John Green. Married but still pings.

I agree with the comments on Nicholas Sparks and Bronson Pinchot.

Was there ever an idea that Bronson Pinchot was STRAIGHT?

[quote]Author John Green

I thought he was gay. As in O&P rather than in.

Stephen Amell

Mayor Michael Bloomberg, NYC

Stephen Colbert

Daddy Bush

Ewan McGregor

Anne Hathaway

ScarJo

R147, Really liked Russell Crowe's acting in "A Sum of Us," but he reminded me of an adorable puppy dog. Was told "that's what 'hard living' does to a man," turning him into what he looks like today.

Colin Donnell

Greg Kinnear

Chris Hansen

Dana Delany

Dean Winters, despite the gorgeous girls.

There is something about John Travolta that keeps triggering something in me. I think he might be gay.

Chad Everett

Parker Posey looks a hippie lesbo

Bradley Cooper, Daniel Craig Bruce Willis, Patrick Warburton, Ryan Gosling, Gerard Butler

Chris Meloni

[quote]Bradley Cooper

LOL, don't think that is what the OP had in mind. This is people we actually think are straight.

[quote]Ditto for Glenn Close, Annie Lennox. And another one that still boggles my mind: Holly Hunter. Walks like it, dresses like it, talks like it. She's Jodie Foster x4. Unbelievable.

Laurie Metcalf fits this description to a T. There's nothing feminine about her. She was totally dyke-y on "Roseanne".

Catherine Keener

Hilary Swank

Leonardo Di Caprio

Marky Mark

Bradley Cooper

Ryan Seacrest

Cory Monteith

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

Mauricio Umansky

Jason Statham

John Boehner

John Krasinski

Charlize Theron

Peter Sarsgaard has sucked cock at some point. There's no way that man is 100% straight.

Burt Reynolds Lee Majors Larry Hagman John Beck

Tom Selleck

[quote]Parker Posey looks a hippie lesbo

Not in person. Not at all.

[quote] John Beck

Ostensibly straight??

Drew Pinsky Jon Hamm John Slattery Richard Burgi James Denton Jean Dujardin

Emma Thompson

Ted McGinley

Mark Harmon

Gerald McRaney Perry King

Ray Stevenson

Jeff Probst

Grover Norquist.

Anthony Carrino

Kent McCord

Sam Elliot

Robert Wagner

Brad Pitt

Jay Leno

Will Smith

Mario Lopez

Matthew Perry

Bill Maher

Tobey Maguire

Berenger, of DWTS

And the late Audie Murphy, Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. and Tony Curtis.

Matt Le Blanc

Ed Begley, Jr.

Christopher Rich

[quote]Christopher Rich

This made me smile because I had a fuckbuddy for a while who looked a lot like Christopher Rich. I found out later that my fuckbuddy was married and a bisexual. Who knows, maybe Christopher Rich is too?

Christopher Rich comes across to me as a warm and loving person. Maybe he's the character he plays; or just wishful thinking on my part.

[quote] Charlize Theron

This must be the 100th time she has been mentioned

(256) Bergeron, not Berenger.

Patrick Wilson

The actor from Midsomer Murders

Roger Bart

Kelsey Grammer

Mariah Carey

Richard Simmons

Tom Cruise

Matthew McConaughey

Scott Baio

John Malkovich

Kevin Spacey

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

Cesar Romero, the Dog Whisperer.

The definition of "ostensibly" is closer to "supposedly" or "purports to be" than "appearing to be." "Ping" means "appearing to be" gay, not necessarily IS gay.

So, someone like John Ritter, who really was straight from all reports, yet was at least as fey as Peter Sarsgaard, fits the OP's description perfectly.

Liberace

George Peppard

Terry Thomas Tom Hardy

Craig T Nelson Ian Holm

Stephanie March

Casey Sander J K Simmons

Alan Dale

Hank Azaria Stanley Tucci

Ed Harris

Harry Reems

My boss.

I will never say so out loud, as long as I have that job or hope to get a recommendation from him.

Larry of Les Twins, doubt anyone here knows about him or Les Twins since I only do because of my obsessed sister but for a straight guy he pings pretty hard.

Les Twins are so not hot, I hope they're both straight.

[quote]Cesar Romero, the Dog Whisperer.

Really? Was that before or after he played The Joker?

Justin Timberlake

Giovanni Ribisi

I'm surprised that over 200 posts and none of your bitches have mentioned Leonardo Di Caprio

Russell Crowe is not gay (who would want him to be anyway?).

The Sum Of Us was a gay-themed movie aimed purely at heterosexuals - a heterosexual fantasy of gayness. None of the actors were gay and nor were the characters if you ask me.

Hets like straight-acting gays too (in their movies).

Y'all have posted many men and a few women who we all know are gay, but haven't announced it, and most never will. It would be as if this thread was started 4 months ago and someone said Anderson Cooper.

My understanding of ostensibly straight is that there are many public figures living full on straight appearing lives, sometimes including a wife and children, but because we are all genii with dead on gaydar, we see through the illusion. Having said that 1. Skip Bayless 2. Amy Madigan 3.John Edwards 4.Mark Cuban 5.Chris Isaak 6.Obama and Reggie Love(his Body Man emeritus) 7.Rahm Emmanuel 8.Sean Hannity (don't laugh, I can make a damn good case for this 7.Laura Ingraham 8.Jay Z, Russell Simmons, Diddy and 50 Cent(this is common knowledge in the Black music industry 9.Ryan McReynolds 10.Scott Disick, Rob Kardashian and Lamar Odom 11. Jaime Foxx

I could list 25 more but I am hogging the thread. One last thing, for the poster who said Peter Bergman, doubt no longer. 20+ years ago when he was still on All My Children, I had him and his twink in F/C from BOS to Bangor Maine in the summer. They were kissing and hugging like 16 year olds the whole flight.

Wayland Flowers

Pat Kiernan NY1

286 then you are basically saying that all the Kardashian sisters are with gay men because you left Kanye off your list at #8. He is also someone the Black music community knows to be gay.

Richard Engel

Eric Braeden

Bradley Cooper is definitely gay.

John Ratzenberger

Michael Fassbender

Tucker Carlson

[quote]Bradley Cooper is definitely gay.

I love how you can tell he's got biggish hips in those pics. He doesn't have a bubble butt, but it's wide and he's got nice big hips.

[quote]John Ratzenberger

John has always been a hot daddy to me.

Bradley's a bottom. They tend to have womanly hips.

George Eads

I know I'm going to get flamed for this here but Bradley Cooper isn't gay.

He is actually good friends with Victor Garber who is obviously gay. Bradley hugs everybody and the dude on the other side of Victor in that link is his hot boyfriend.

Michelle Rodriguez

Straight men do not walk down the street holding hands and cuddling with other men.

Cliff Clavin????

They aren't holding hands in any of those pics. He has his arm around him in that second pic but their bodies aren't even close. Look I'm just saying I know he's not gay, especially not with Victor. That's all.

Yes they were according to the person who took the pics. They were holding hands,hugging and walking arm in arm.

David Henry Hwang. The nelliest straight man there is.

Aaron Eckhart

Not quite sure if she is still a celeb.. Jamie Pressly

Meryl Streep!

Lukas Podolski, German footballer

Kristen Stewart, lesbian face

Lana Del Rey, lesbian face

This is a bit of an unusual one but having seen interviews with Matthew Weiner who created Mad Men I was surprised to read he was married with children

Stanley Tucci

The guy who played "jack" in threes company

Peter Sarsgaard

Mike Nelson of Rifftrax and MST3K. Love his catty quips.

Rick Steeves

[quote] This is a bit of an unusual one but having seen interviews with Matthew Weiner who created Mad Men I was surprised to read he was married with children

The jury is still out on this one. After all, we are talking about a man who collects vintage handbags.

r315 LOL. Oh dear.

this is more of a wish list than your gaydar being pinged.

Lance Armstrong

Tom Selleck

George Clooney

Huell Howser

Joel Quenneville

Mansour Bahrami

Kevin Zegers

Jimmy Fallon?

lol R301. Michelle is as straight as i am. 0%.

David Foster

julianna margulies

[r320] Huell Howser was gay-- may he rest in peace-- and super nice. And never in the closet. Great guy. Sad he's gone.

Peter Sarsgaard

Stephen Moyer, Captain Von Trapp, in NBC's Sound of Music.

All straight celeb men that get me aroused.

r57, r67, Rick Bayless pings for me every time I watch his cooking show. Even if his wife is at the table, he seems like family.

Jack Twist going to Mexico to take care of his needs.

r304 thinks (s)he is going to have Bradley send an engagement ring.

Am I the only one who thinks Rick Bayless would look great without his moustache?

R326 same. I believe he is straight. But maybe he sometimes dabbles with the young musicians he brings home.

BUMP

I was just on You Tube getting my Jonathan Rhys Meyers fix and I came upon his acceptance speech at the Golden Globes a few years back. In it he thanks his brother Chris: "My brother Chris. I dedicate this to you. I love you very much" As far a I know he doesn't have a brother named Chris. His brothers are Jamie, Alan and Paul. Anyone know to whom he was referring? A boyfriend maybe? (Wishful thinking I guess).

Of course he also thanked his bitch girlfriend Reena Hammer who went on to diss him after they broke up.

Haha, Nicholas Sparks does indeed own this thread, OP. I really was surprised to find out he was straight.

Some of these dudes have to be closeted though.

The singer Pink.

Joe Jonas

Kelly Clarkson

Bobby Dean, son of Paula Deen, on Food Network pings loud and clear to me.

How many of these guys who are mostly straight have had a dick in their mouth a time or two or their dick in some guys mouth.

Answer - many of them.

Bruce Willis, definitely. But then knowing he's a teen-boy fucker may have colored my impressions.

Jonathan Harris (Dr. Smith in TV's "Lost in Space")

Leslie Howard

Bill Clinton (well, to me, anyway), along with his half-brother, Roger

Elvis. Every time I saw him.

Ethel Merman (straight as the come)

Actually, Ethel Merman supposedly had an affair with --yeeeesh!-- Jacqueline Susann. According to a bio of JS called "Lovely Me."

Jacqueline Susann

Taran Killam from SNL

.

[quote]Jack Twist going to Mexico to take care of his needs.

LOL

Prince Harry

Maureen maher

Bump for Maureen Maher

R328, I had no idea Huell Howser was gay until I read an article after his passing. I just thought he was the epitome of the Southern good old boy. Loved watching his shows on PBS and KCET.

Any rumors about the late John Ritter? He pinged like crazy.

Al Gore - Several rumors he's dabbled in homo-sex

R118 She's not butch but plays one on tv

Michael c. Hall

Diana Krall

Mary Chapin Carpenter

It's more like who isn't gay, and the list is getting smaller?

Benedict Cumberbatch

R355 here, I read the title wrong. Never mind.

Clinton and Gore? Who's suggesting these men, Karl Rove?

JUSTIN BEIBER

Steve Hartman, CBS News

Robert Gates, former Secretary of Defense.

Justin T and his wife Jessica Caneface oops I mean Timberface

John Revolta and Tom Cruiser

The cast of Vanderpump rules

The Brady bunch and the partridge family

Gayle King

Michelle Obama. Seriously

And her husband seriously

Senator Mike Grimm

r357 there has been rumors about Gore dabbling in the homosex. It started long ago.

Reply 369.... I the HOMOSEX? How queer is that?

[quote]John Edwards, former US Senator

I agree with this one. He's like some prissy old queen.

Ben Affleck

Guy Fieri

r17, Did you happen to catch Johnny Weir on "Chopped.?" When he was kicked out of the competition he literally pranced off the stage bawling like a baby. Hysterical!

Anthony Mackey

Elisabeth Moss

Beck pings strongly on my gaydar.

Bobby Dean. I don't care if he did get married. He's definitely schtupping his big, black trainer.

Patti Labelle

Meryl Streep

Sigourney Weaver

Viola Davis

Tony Randall.

my brother, but he has an Asian girlfriend...so im not so sure about the straight.

Robin Wright Stanley Tucci Juliette Binoche

"Beck pings strongly on my gaydar."

I take back everything I said about him.

Gayor Rahm of Chicago

Davey Blackburn

German soccer players Marco Reus, Mario Götze, and Manuel Neuer

Stanley Tucci and Steve Buscemi. I just can't believe either of them are straight

Logan Lerman

Robert Picardo Nana Visitor Alexander Siddig

Wil Wheaton, Nathan Fillion, Grant Gustin and Jonny Lee Miller ping so hard I can hardly believe they're actually straight, even though there's no evidence they aren't.

Jude Law Johnny Depp Tom Hiddleston

Ken Burns.

Most male liberals for that matter.

Faith Hill- 'The Secret of Life' was about her love of women.

Toni Braxton-She's bisexual. She pinged for me since her first album when she looked like a really sexy soft butch, plus she's freaky as hell.

Janet Jackson- She's bisexual. Her Velvet Rope album skit when she was masturbating while she was talking to her girlfriend on the phone......Interlude - Speaker Phone.

Aaliyah. She had a crush on Janet Jackson and Stacy Dash, plus her "Erica Kane" song when she was moaning another woman's name confirms it.....

Ryan Reynolds

Yes r393 and there was a period in the 90's when Janet was hanging out quite a bit at the Abbey with Missy Elliott and friends. They'd get one of the booths and spend the evening there.

Laura Prepon

JAKE

MATT

MATT

TOMMY

VALERIE

MATT

MATT

R398- r404, just post the full names instead of slowing down the thread with consecutive fucking pics. We'll recognize the names, trust me.

Holly Robinson Peete and Terry Ellis (Envogue). I think they are in love with each other, especially with the way that Holly describes their relationship. Holly straight up said when they met each other in person in the early 90s that it was love at first sight and how they went on a date.... They also love kickin it with Oprah and Gayle (another couple that strongly PINGS lesbian).

I don't think Kim Fields is gay but she pings to me as a straight girl who experimented with the same sex before. I think her and Queen Latifah had a lil something something going on during the run of Living Single.

Lisa Whelchel is another one that's a straight girl who experimented or had feelings with the same sex.

Robert Osborne

Glen Beck

Matthew Goode

Seth MacFarlane

Troian Bellisario

Lisa Whelchel & Nancy Mckeon

R405

I always got the sense Rick Schroder was suppressing some same-sex feelings for his career's sake. In his personal life he claims to be a happily married Mormon Republican family man, but throughout his film and TV career he has displayed more sexual chemistry with males than females. And shown plenty of skin while doing so.

Taran Killam and Cobie Smulders both ping

Kellan Lutz....oh wait, you said ostensibly straight.

Anton Yelchin

That damn Wheezer.

Mario Lopez Angie Harmon

Louise Sparks

Nicole Kidman

Wheezer was a massive pussyhound....big Roosevelt supporter.,

Melissa McCarthy

Garrett Clayton

Cecily Strong-something dykey about her

Mike Pence.

Steve Kazee David Giuntoli

Bill Maher big time.

Jeff Corwin always pinged for me.

Katie Holmes

Aaron Schock

Rick Perry

Elijah Wood

Filmmaker Rachel Talalay

I don't know how they're straight.

Adam Kinzinger.

John Malkovich OWNS this thread. I still can't believe that he's straight. He was once at the Graham Norton show and even Tom Hiddleston seemed butch compared to him.

I was flabbergasted a dew months back when I found out that rocker Pat Smear was straight.

[quote] Aaron Schock

In retrospect, this was so funny!

Nothing and no one will ever convince me that Malkovich is straight.

Justin Beiber and Ryan Reynolds are not gay. They are Canadian.

Baz Luhrmann

Armie Hammer

Tom Brady

Nicholas Hoult

Mario Lopez

Alex Rodriguez

I just watched an interview with a Hollywood screenwriter named Corey Mandell and my jaw hit the floor when he mentioned having a wife. I don't know if he's in the closet or what, but oh my lort...

Has no one seriously mentioned Mike Pence?

Adam Divine

Leslie Jones

John Ritter- He sounded QUEENY at times on Three's Company.

Gabriel Jarret.

Nicholas Sparks has gayface for days.

Also straight guys aren't named Nicholas, they're named Nick.

r446, she is gay

Bronson Pinchot's voice makes Peter Sarsgaard sound like Clint Eastwood.

MIke Pence

R84 - no. He is married to some Hungarian lady and into Hungarian hoes.

[quote] Wil Wheaton, Nathan Fillion, Grant Gustin and Jonny Lee Miller ping so hard I can hardly believe they’re actually straight, even though there’s no evidence they aren’t.

Didn’t Angelina Jolie once comment to the effect that Miller isn’t entirely straight back when they were married?

I’ve heard from people at a convention who stumbled across Fillion making out with some woman in an alcove at a hotel and trying to steal a base or two. If he isn’t straight, he’s REALLY committed to playing the part.

Filmmaker Sam Raimi.

Yesterday, I listened to a podcast interview with screenplay writer Charlie Kaufman (Being John Malkovich, Adaption, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) and kept waiting for him to mention his boyfriend/husband.

But he said he is married to a woman with a kid.

R457: I think Kaufman shows a very hetero sensibility in his work, especially the way he wrote the Clementine character in "Eternal Sunshine" and other women. What pinged your gaydar? The way he speaks?

James Cordon

Film critic Peter Travers

Hollywood film journalist David Poland