Celebrity sex encounters...

Henry Kissinger gave me a handjob in a sauna once.

Don Knotts and I had nasty, wet sex for 2 months after Goober and I broke up. A bit slobby in the backdoor but ever so enthusiastic.

Michael Musto in a porno store booth.

Nathan Lane at MPHC Steam Room.

I was seated next to Monica Bellucci on a flight from Rome to San Francisco. She confided in me about her on-off relationship with Vincent Cassell (she was upset about his philandering). Anyways, she decided she had to have me, which she did, in our seat and then in the bathroom to finish things off. Never saw her again.

Split a freshly baked nutloaf with Cheryl once.

Nathan Lane visited a Health Club?

R4, i think you were allucinating...are you a woman or a man anyway?

A de-wigged Phyllis Diller under the buffet server at a Golden Corral in South Carolina. Hawt!

"and then in the bathroom to finish things off"

Those bathrooms are so filthy, no way anyone would feel like sex in them.

Speaking of R4's fantasy, can someone start a thread of Imagined celebrity sex encounters... please? I'm sure we've all had those.

Here ya go, r10.

More details about Victor Garber, please!

R12, you don't want details of my Phyllis encounter? To entice you, let me just say it involved a serving of apple cobbler, and three cold spoons.

Hooked up with Conrad Bain back in his "Maude" days. Wanted me to fist him but wasn't clean.

R14 = Rue McClanahan

Redd Foxx went down on me once at a Del Taco on Pico.

Op here, R12. We met online several years ago. It was really late one evening... we chatted for awhile, he didn't have a pic, so against my reservations, I agreed for him to drop by. We met around 1am that night, had sex and he went on his way. I did not recognize him at first, but soon figured it out. He kept my email and it we met regularly or so (when he was around) for a couple of years. He was a great kisser and really good in bed! Haven't chatted with him in a long time now. Good while it lasted!

Falco. Jealous, bitches?

r2, sucked Andy off twice. He's uncut and about 6 inches.

Col. Mustard in the library with the candlestick.

By the time celebrities make it big, they stop having sex with random people for this very DL reason.

But who knows, we all might have had an anonymous sexual encounnter when the celebrity was unrecognizable.

Tiger Woods. But I can't talk about it for about 10 million reasons...at least that's what my lawyer, Gloria Allred, and my tax accountant told me.

Edie Falco, R18? of austrian pop star Falco? i didn't know he was gay! Are u a man?

You must be knew here r23.

A few years back we had a lengthy thread where the OP claimed to have had a hook up with Falco the night before.... only to be told that Falco had been dead for some time. It was a DL classic.

I'm not knew, just kneed to let you know about Falco. It was pfabulous!

Wow, I haven't been to this site in years. Glad to see Cheryl is still alive & kicking!

I once had the hottest sex dream. The celebrity was Cameron Diaz. I never thought twice about her before. After that dream I couldn't get her out of my head. That lasted a week. so weird.

I just had a dream I was cuddling up to Matthew Fox. I just wish it was real.

Cameron Diaz? Really??

Shaddup with the dreams! I want real dish!

I fucked Charles Nelson Reilly in the ass with a strap on.

Ken Berry at the Lime Lounge

Also:

Anderson Cooper

Billy Stritch

Charles Nelson Reilly

These threads are never any fun because the people who may have slept with a celeb wouldn't come here to tell about it in the first place.

BUMP!

r33 that's because of all the assholes that ruin real gossip with a bunch of tired, "jokes" that have been done over and over and over. Few are willing to post any real gossip any more. I long for the old days.

phone sex with Mario Cantone and Craig R. Nelson (although I certainly wish it had been Craig T. Nelson).

How was Mario in bed, R36??

Liza Minnelli many, many years ago; a threesome, only the third person (male) didn't do anything. If I had been sober, it wouldn't have happened. I cringe at the thought of it today.

OP, was your time with Victor before, during, or after he was dating John Benjamin Hickey?

r 32: How was Billy Stritch? Heard he's hung huge, as is Jim Caruso.

Erik Per Sullivan, the day after he turned 18.

r41 What did you do with Erik?

My favorite of these kinds of stories was the one from the guy who hooked up with the Father on Brady Bunch. I wish he would repeat it.

[quote]What did you do with Erik?

Fucked him. Called him "Dewey."

Cool r44. I haven't heard he was gay. Is Erik cut or uncut? How big? Did you give him a reach around or did he get himself off?

[quote]Victor Garber was my fuck-buddy for two years.

Are you Bradley Cooper?

"My favorite of these kinds of stories was the one from the guy who hooked up with the Father on Brady Bunch. I wish he would repeat it."

He's probably not around anymore.

Jim Caruso is huge in his own mind, as are most of those queens. Cast Party is The Island of Misfit Toys - where old never beens go to make vidoes for their youtube pages.

I let Grace Jones fuck me with a giant hot pink strap on when she played the Bowl last year.

C'mon DL - we must have fucked more than this!

Liza Minnelli 1993. It was amazing! The woman was hot, great body and she is lovely! It was a good time!

Donald Brooks, 7th Avenue, Hollywood and Broadway legend.

Christopher Keene, conductor and general manager of NYC Opera.

Famous socialist who's big-haired wife died 2 or 3 years ago. But he was too drunk to do much.

Alas, this thread's attempted resurrection debases the Paschal Season.

I'd think Bradley Cooper has fucked more celebrities by now, R46.

I allowed myself to be groped by a celebrity once. I knew she was going to do it the way she'd been acting all day and I was okay with it.

But nothing more happened. A few inappropriate jokes, a squeeze on the butt, an awkward hug, and a kiss on the lips when I went for her cheek. She was drunk and her people quickly escorted her back to her room.

But maybe that's just how French people act, then again she isn't really French. I don't know. It's rather tame but she was and still is one of my idols so it was strange but exciting for me.

Ed O'Neil. He was fan dancing at the baths when I met him.

Bradley Cooper on Grindr. He sucked me off, kept his hat on,jerked himself off and swallowed.

A gossip columnist in NYC ABS.

Well who was it r55? What is the point in posting if you won't tell us who it is?

I thought I'd made it obvious enough with the not really French clue. Being American, I don't know that many French Canadian celebrities other than Celine and Pascale Bussieres . Yes I know; how ethnocentric of me. At any rate it was Celine and like I said rather tame and would have been open to interpretation if she hadn't told a few too many jokes in French which she didn't know that I understood (My go to blow-off class all four years of undergrad).

Still want to know if r4 is male or female...

Richard Locke in the hot tub at the Triple R resort at the Russian River.

I sucked that daddy's dick like I was in a cave and there was oxygen in his balls. Drank up every drop of his jizz, too.

who?

You are a lazy and pathetic fag, R63.

r57, really?

More about your Bradley Cooper encounter, pretty please.

R51 are you a male?

Half the cast of "A Chorus Line: The Movie".

Hey, it was the '80s.

And an uber trendy, uber successful novelist for many years. He eventually became a nightmare of ridiculous proportions. Don't even read his books anymore.

Hey, it was the '90s.

I ass-fucked Carol Channing in a restroom once. She was NOT clean and when I pulled out there was shit all over my dick. While she watched me clean it off she shrieked, "Corn?! When did I eat corn?"

I hooked up with Taco, who was then Falco's jealous pop rival, but at least he's alive now.

I fucked Trish Van Devere in the poop chute about 30 years ago. She kept screaming, "Fuck that ass!" over and over again.

Cooper Anderson

I blew Richard Speck!

Jeffrey Dalhmer tried to eat me.

Phone sex with Mickey Squires some years ago.

How was it, R75?

[67] Yes!

Why [R67]?

R76--Mickey loved, loved being fucked and spanked. The very definition of a butch bottom. We played for a couple of months, off and on. However, he also had a drug problem back then. Cocaine, I think.

R78 because I've always thought she's a closeted lesbian.

R80 Well, all I can tell ya is: she likes man very, very much! lol She was adorable, funny and very hot ;p

[quote]But maybe that's just how French people act, then again she isn't really French. I don't know.

This description from R55 makes me think of Jacqueline Bisset. People still think she is French.

But the rest of the post doesn't fit her. She doesn't seem to be the type to get drunk and just grope someone.

R82, R55 mentioned in a later post that she was referring to Celine Dion.

I did Dom Deluise at the Waldorf in 77. He liked poppers

Thanks, R83. I must have missed that post. Celine Dion makes more sense.

I read about a sexual encounter with Keanu Reeves. Apparently he picked the guy up at a bar or on the street and went to the guys apartment. He wanted the lights off (major turn-off) and he wanted to bottom. I guess the guy thought everything was Ok except unfortunately, afterwards the sheets were a mess. A journalist wanted to put the story in her piece on Keanu but her magazine refused to let her use that interview.

Bump! :P

BUMPY!

R38 Really? Why? I mean... it was the best sex that I had!

Can't tell the real ones from the fakes anymore.

Has anyone slept with anyone who would be considered famous in THIS decade?

TIA

Eric Lindros in friend's boat house in Canada.

Harvey Fierstein at David Barton - Yes, seriously. The Chelsea club

Sean Avery at a bar called Warren 77.

Barney Frank at Le Cirque.

ok this will be lame, as I don't know his name and its an athlete not celebrity

In the late 90's - met a guy on a phone sex line...he was staying in the East Village - met up and he was this very broad, big stocky black guy -

we talked for a bit, said he was visiting from Indianapolis

blew him for about an hour - he liked it really slow - then asked if I would rim him - which I did since he had one of the most incredible asses I've ever seen: huge, round - had a shelf

as I was rimming him he took a phone call (not kidding) and started talking about meeting up with his teammates for a golf game the next day....he talked on the phone for a while, hung up then blew his load

as we were getting dressed I asked about the teammates comment and after some hesitation he said he was on a football team based in Indiana - that's all he said - so assumed it was the Colts -

r91-wht did you do with these guys?

Anyone else?

bump!

[80] details, please!

[81] Did you suck her pussy? She gave you a blow job? TELL!

Sean Avery? Details!

Who is Mickey Squires?

Here we go...I lost my heterosexual virginity in the late 1970s to.. (UGH!)...Eartha Kitt.

I think this is why I'm homosexual now.

Briefly: Atlanta, 1979 or so. Eartha is travelling with her road musical from Broadway, "Timbuktu". I was her waiter at Tyrone's (now defunct) at corner of Peachtree and West Peachtree. Her muscle men from the show were enormous steroid ridden black men like that guy from the Green Mile, and all nellie.

Long story short, forgot her purse, came back an hour later in her limo alone and picked me up. The whole thing was scary and grotesque. She wore a wig, was rail thin and she had no pussy hair--not that she shaved it, its just that most of it had fallen out with old age.

I was mortified throughout the whole thing. But the fancy hotel room she was in was real nice, though.

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My friend said he hooked up with a guy from teenwolf once, i forget the name though

When I worked a strip joint in Vancouver Gillian Anderson used to come in frequently for lap dances. We got a new girl who was dynamite, she looked like a hot fuck and a Mexican maid fantasy. Pronounced hips and a big round butt. Her tits were only B's but they added to her stage presence. She looked like an exotic girl next door and we advertised her as Latina even though she was really from an old Soviet country. Gillian started coming in more frequently after we got her, and would only get dances from her. The girl was a complete straight arrow (zero interest in women) and she wasn't happy about what Gillian was demanding from her in the VIP. We had to start sharing a better cut of the heft price Anderson would pay or she threatened to walk over the treatment (kissing and bending her over to lick her vagina and ass crack through the thong's material). For nearly a month Anderson came in to buy her and propositioned her after each private dance. She was obsessed. It was a a joke around the club being spread by the dancer herself.

Until she finally went home with her. She didn't come back in for days straight. When she did she showed up with bruises in some very delicate areas and a better on-stage wardrobe that looked like it cost a mint.

Not long after she dumped her boyfriend and started dating one of the other dancers. The only thing she ever said about Anderson was that she was a great kisser but had a fat butt and thighs.

There are few thing I love on the DL more than a good old Gillian Anderson story. Thanks for that r102.

things

That one about Henry Kissinger reminds me of the time Kissinger and his wife were getting off a plane and someone shouted (to Kissinger): "Are you still sleeping with little boys at the Carlyle Hotel?" Nancy Kissinger turned and slapped the person who said it.

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6 month bump

Almost 6 year bump

Nathan Lane at midnight in the Rambles of Central Park

Details please R109

I once spent a wild and wet weekend with Helen Lawson. Unfortunately, there was no booze or dope allowed.

P.S.: The carpet didn't match the drapes....

Mick Jagger tried to pick up my mother.

Yeah, yeah, I know, my mother and millions of others.

Riz Ahmed. Small dick, terrible body odor. Don't know why he dates women, he's totally gay. What a closet case.

R112 your mom found him unattractive?

Andy Warhol sucked me off when he was in London for the opening of his exhibition in July 1986.

I wonder if celebs these days make people sign NDAs

r114, my dad was at the bar with her! My mother is black and my dad is white and Mick assumed they weren't together. They all had a good laugh about it and Mick bought them a round.

R117 your dad didn’t give her a hall pass? 😜

Why don’t I ever bump into a celeb sigh

I fingered Suzanne Somers in the waterfall of the Bellagio. Her husband liked my dress and dared me to go in. It was a pretty orange silk and I had only a thong underneath. I held up my heels and went in and Suzanne came laughing right in after. With no more prompting she started kissing me, her tongue was all over my lips and neck and a bit forcefully in my mouth. I was excited by her hunger and even more by her husband and the security men watching. Alan had his phone out and I held out my hand to say no. By then I was fingering up inside her wrap dress. (we had met earlier that evening after her show - we played baccarat) Suzanne was free with me, she is quite wrinkled but had beautiful breasts for a 75 year old? Not sure - this was 4 years ago. She was wet and warm, her nipples were hard, I was wet from the fountain with warmer juice starting to flow. Anyway it lead back to their room - I got a bit freaked out though they were a lot of fun and we only drank champagne. Alan has a very large cock and a tiny tan line. Soft he must be 8 inches. He only penetrated his wife that night, but I could have had more. So, later Alan flew me to Palm Springs and I guess they had a more prepared plan. We had a beautiful 3 days and nights. Alan did join in but Suzanne and I spent a lot of time alone together. She is a brilliant woman. Very pretty without makeup and so sensual. She sang a song with my name in it to me. Her body is not wonderful for 75 but she was so tanned, smooth and responsive. They did ask me to sign a non disclosure, but they was not forceful. I can't say more. Suzanne is a beautiful woman and loves the gays. A lot of them work for her. There is more to the story, but I must leave you in suspense.

After getting my hand slapped for my sloppy wig assistance and called 'little homosexual boy', I licked Ms. Dunway's snatch until my nose bled.

Good times

How long ago R121

1992. Nyc. I was just starting to mess around with guys. Phone line. Ended up going over to John Benjamin Hickey’s tiny apartment in west village. We sucked and stuff but no fucking. He wanted me to fuck him but I was new to it all. Nice guy. Had just moved to nyc from Texas and was proud he had gotten his first part in a play. Ok cock. Nothing special. We kept in touch and played around a few more times that summer. Then I went off to grad school. Later on I saw him in something and recognized his face and name. Crazy. I should have kept in touch.

R122 was in a coma last summer apparently

I’m in my mid-40s and have been an avid daddy starfucker since the 90s. Here are are few of the men I’ve known biblically- Randal Kleiser Russell Todd Will Forte Marc Jacobson Tom Bianchi Ross Bleckner John Benjamin Hickey Countless way past their prime broadway actors Kevin Spirtas Henry Rollins Lorenzo Martone (he’s a bull.) John Bartlett

R120 sounds like a Bonnie Mace story

R125 will forte? He must be bi because an acquaintance I had in my 20s was f*cking him for years. It was a big deal because he would go to her 6th floor walkup sh*thole apartment and everyone in our friend group couldn’t believe a famous SNL actor (MARY!) would lower himself to climb those awful stairs.

r125 Henry Rollins? please share that and the Martone story - always loved him since his Marc Jacobs days.

[R127] Forte was living in nyc for work staying in one those corporate luxury apartments downtown. We met through a work event and talked about ping pong which obviously turned into “ we should play sometime” The whole thing was underwhelmingly non anal and non kissing. He also is very paranoid and self loathing when it comes to what he likes with men but once the dick was in his mouth, he seemed to forget.

Henry Rollins and i would meet up and get off together in the 90s, east village Because it was the AIDS era, we only made out and Jerked off. Martone on the other hand has a cock the size of a pepper mill, uncut and bursting with leche. I’m a vers too but i gladly let him stretch my hole each time, raw. I make a couple of appearances in his just for fans page. Also forgot to mention that my first victim was Jack Thompson in his 50s when i was 20 He told me “it’s a secret that everyone is happy to keep”

Since when is Henry Rollins a Broadway actor?

[quote]I wonder if celebs these days make people sign NDAs

Yes, of course, celebrities were always carrying around NDAs to sign when they have random hookups in airplane bathrooms and the backrooms of 42nd Street porn video stores.

Thanks for details r129

R129 Wait, what? Jack Thompson, the Aussie actor?

Thanks R131 I was simply wondering and it would make sense.

R129 Nice... Rollins was fuckin hot back then.

[quote]Thanks [R131] I was simply wondering and it would make sense.

WTF? I was being sarcastic, of course, celebs don't carry around NDAs.

Celebs usually have their BFs and GFs sign NDAs, possibly require the same escorts they use frequently to also sign NDAs. What celebrity, or any famous person, would carry around NDA paperwork when they don't know they are going to have a random hookup? C'mon!

Drew Barrymore hit on me in a bar in Los Gatos circa 1995.

During my meth days, Billy Stritch and his boyfriend