Victor Garber was my fuck-buddy for two years.
Victor Garber was my fuck-buddy for two years.
|by UWS guy||reply 107||01/11/2014|
Henry Kissinger gave me a handjob in a sauna once.
|by UWS guy||reply 1||05/02/2010|
Don Knotts and I had nasty, wet sex for 2 months after Goober and I broke up. A bit slobby in the backdoor but ever so enthusiastic.
|by UWS guy||reply 2||05/02/2010|
Michael Musto in a porno store booth.
Nathan Lane at MPHC Steam Room.
|by UWS guy||reply 3||05/02/2010|
Split a freshly baked nutloaf with Cheryl once.
|by UWS guy||reply 5||05/02/2010|
Nathan Lane visited a Health Club?
|by UWS guy||reply 6||05/02/2010|
R4, i think you were allucinating...are you a woman or a man anyway?
|by UWS guy||reply 7||05/02/2010|
A de-wigged Phyllis Diller under the buffet server at a Golden Corral in South Carolina. Hawt!
|by UWS guy||reply 8||05/02/2010|
"and then in the bathroom to finish things off"
Those bathrooms are so filthy, no way anyone would feel like sex in them.
|by UWS guy||reply 9||05/02/2010|
Speaking of R4's fantasy, can someone start a thread of Imagined celebrity sex encounters... please? I'm sure we've all had those.
|by UWS guy||reply 10||05/02/2010|
More details about Victor Garber, please!
|by UWS guy||reply 12||05/02/2010|
R12, you don't want details of my Phyllis encounter? To entice you, let me just say it involved a serving of apple cobbler, and three cold spoons.
|by UWS guy||reply 13||05/02/2010|
Hooked up with Conrad Bain back in his "Maude" days. Wanted me to fist him but wasn't clean.
|by UWS guy||reply 14||05/02/2010|
R14 = Rue McClanahan
|by UWS guy||reply 15||05/02/2010|
Redd Foxx went down on me once at a Del Taco on Pico.
|by UWS guy||reply 16||05/02/2010|
Op here, R12. We met online several years ago. It was really late one evening... we chatted for awhile, he didn't have a pic, so against my reservations, I agreed for him to drop by. We met around 1am that night, had sex and he went on his way. I did not recognize him at first, but soon figured it out. He kept my email and it we met regularly or so (when he was around) for a couple of years. He was a great kisser and really good in bed! Haven't chatted with him in a long time now. Good while it lasted!
|by UWS guy||reply 17||05/02/2010|
Falco. Jealous, bitches?
|by UWS guy||reply 18||05/02/2010|
r2, sucked Andy off twice. He's uncut and about 6 inches.
|by UWS guy||reply 19||05/02/2010|
Col. Mustard in the library with the candlestick.
|by UWS guy||reply 20||05/02/2010|
By the time celebrities make it big, they stop having sex with random people for this very DL reason.
But who knows, we all might have had an anonymous sexual encounnter when the celebrity was unrecognizable.
|by UWS guy||reply 21||05/02/2010|
Tiger Woods. But I can't talk about it for about 10 million reasons...at least that's what my lawyer, Gloria Allred, and my tax accountant told me.
|by UWS guy||reply 22||05/02/2010|
Edie Falco, R18? of austrian pop star Falco? i didn't know he was gay! Are u a man?
|by UWS guy||reply 23||05/02/2010|
You must be knew here r23.
A few years back we had a lengthy thread where the OP claimed to have had a hook up with Falco the night before.... only to be told that Falco had been dead for some time. It was a DL classic.
|by UWS guy||reply 24||05/02/2010|
I'm not knew, just kneed to let you know about Falco. It was pfabulous!
|by UWS guy||reply 25||05/02/2010|
Wow, I haven't been to this site in years. Glad to see Cheryl is still alive & kicking!
|by UWS guy||reply 26||05/02/2010|
I once had the hottest sex dream. The celebrity was Cameron Diaz. I never thought twice about her before. After that dream I couldn't get her out of my head. That lasted a week. so weird.
|by UWS guy||reply 27||05/02/2010|
Cameron Diaz? Really??
|by UWS guy||reply 29||05/03/2010|
Shaddup with the dreams! I want real dish!
|by UWS guy||reply 30||05/03/2010|
I fucked Charles Nelson Reilly in the ass with a strap on.
|by UWS guy||reply 31||05/04/2010|
Ken Berry at the Lime Lounge
Charles Nelson Reilly
|by UWS guy||reply 32||05/04/2010|
These threads are never any fun because the people who may have slept with a celeb wouldn't come here to tell about it in the first place.
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|by UWS guy||reply 34||05/07/2010|
r33 that's because of all the assholes that ruin real gossip with a bunch of tired, "jokes" that have been done over and over and over. Few are willing to post any real gossip any more. I long for the old days.
|by UWS guy||reply 35||05/07/2010|
phone sex with Mario Cantone and Craig R. Nelson (although I certainly wish it had been Craig T. Nelson).
|by UWS guy||reply 36||05/07/2010|
How was Mario in bed, R36??
|by UWS guy||reply 37||05/13/2010|
Liza Minnelli many, many years ago; a threesome, only the third person (male) didn't do anything. If I had been sober, it wouldn't have happened. I cringe at the thought of it today.
|by UWS guy||reply 38||05/13/2010|
OP, was your time with Victor before, during, or after he was dating John Benjamin Hickey?
|by UWS guy||reply 39||05/14/2010|
r 32: How was Billy Stritch? Heard he's hung huge, as is Jim Caruso.
|by UWS guy||reply 40||05/14/2010|
Erik Per Sullivan, the day after he turned 18.
|by UWS guy||reply 41||05/14/2010|
r41 What did you do with Erik?
|by UWS guy||reply 42||05/14/2010|
My favorite of these kinds of stories was the one from the guy who hooked up with the Father on Brady Bunch. I wish he would repeat it.
|by UWS guy||reply 43||05/14/2010|
[quote]What did you do with Erik?
Fucked him. Called him "Dewey."
|by UWS guy||reply 44||05/14/2010|
Cool r44. I haven't heard he was gay. Is Erik cut or uncut? How big? Did you give him a reach around or did he get himself off?
|by UWS guy||reply 45||05/14/2010|
"My favorite of these kinds of stories was the one from the guy who hooked up with the Father on Brady Bunch. I wish he would repeat it."
He's probably not around anymore.
|by UWS guy||reply 47||05/14/2010|
Jim Caruso is huge in his own mind, as are most of those queens. Cast Party is The Island of Misfit Toys - where old never beens go to make vidoes for their youtube pages.
|by UWS guy||reply 48||05/14/2010|
I let Grace Jones fuck me with a giant hot pink strap on when she played the Bowl last year.
|by UWS guy||reply 49||05/14/2010|
C'mon DL - we must have fucked more than this!
|by UWS guy||reply 50||05/16/2010|
Liza Minnelli 1993. It was amazing! The woman was hot, great body and she is lovely! It was a good time!
|by UWS guy||reply 51||04/12/2012|
Donald Brooks, 7th Avenue, Hollywood and Broadway legend.
Christopher Keene, conductor and general manager of NYC Opera.
Famous socialist who's big-haired wife died 2 or 3 years ago. But he was too drunk to do much.
|by UWS guy||reply 52||04/12/2012|
Alas, this thread's attempted resurrection debases the Paschal Season.
|by UWS guy||reply 53||04/12/2012|
I'd think Bradley Cooper has fucked more celebrities by now, R46.
|by UWS guy||reply 54||04/12/2012|
I allowed myself to be groped by a celebrity once. I knew she was going to do it the way she'd been acting all day and I was okay with it.
But nothing more happened. A few inappropriate jokes, a squeeze on the butt, an awkward hug, and a kiss on the lips when I went for her cheek. She was drunk and her people quickly escorted her back to her room.
But maybe that's just how French people act, then again she isn't really French. I don't know. It's rather tame but she was and still is one of my idols so it was strange but exciting for me.
|by UWS guy||reply 55||04/12/2012|
Ed O'Neil. He was fan dancing at the baths when I met him.
|by UWS guy||reply 56||04/12/2012|
Bradley Cooper on Grindr. He sucked me off, kept his hat on,jerked himself off and swallowed.
|by UWS guy||reply 57||04/12/2012|
A gossip columnist in NYC ABS.
|by UWS guy||reply 58||04/12/2012|
Well who was it r55? What is the point in posting if you won't tell us who it is?
|by UWS guy||reply 59||04/12/2012|
I thought I'd made it obvious enough with the not really French clue. Being American, I don't know that many French Canadian celebrities other than Celine and Pascale Bussieres . Yes I know; how ethnocentric of me. At any rate it was Celine and like I said rather tame and would have been open to interpretation if she hadn't told a few too many jokes in French which she didn't know that I understood (My go to blow-off class all four years of undergrad).
|by UWS guy||reply 60||04/12/2012|
Still want to know if r4 is male or female...
|by UWS guy||reply 61||04/12/2012|
Richard Locke in the hot tub at the Triple R resort at the Russian River.
I sucked that daddy's dick like I was in a cave and there was oxygen in his balls. Drank up every drop of his jizz, too.
|by UWS guy||reply 62||04/12/2012|
You are a lazy and pathetic fag, R63.
|by UWS guy||reply 64||04/12/2012|
|by UWS guy||reply 65||04/12/2012|
More about your Bradley Cooper encounter, pretty please.
|by UWS guy||reply 66||04/12/2012|
R51 are you a male?
|by UWS guy||reply 67||04/12/2012|
Half the cast of "A Chorus Line: The Movie".
Hey, it was the '80s.
And an uber trendy, uber successful novelist for many years. He eventually became a nightmare of ridiculous proportions. Don't even read his books anymore.
Hey, it was the '90s.
|by UWS guy||reply 68||04/12/2012|
I ass-fucked Carol Channing in a restroom once. She was NOT clean and when I pulled out there was shit all over my dick. While she watched me clean it off she shrieked, "Corn?! When did I eat corn?"
|by UWS guy||reply 69||04/12/2012|
I hooked up with Taco, who was then Falco's jealous pop rival, but at least he's alive now.
|by UWS guy||reply 70||04/12/2012|
I fucked Trish Van Devere in the poop chute about 30 years ago. She kept screaming, "Fuck that ass!" over and over again.
|by UWS guy||reply 71||04/12/2012|
|by UWS guy||reply 72||04/12/2012|
I blew Richard Speck!
|by UWS guy||reply 73||04/12/2012|
Jeffrey Dalhmer tried to eat me.
|by UWS guy||reply 74||04/12/2012|
Phone sex with Mickey Squires some years ago.
|by UWS guy||reply 75||04/12/2012|
How was it, R75?
|by UWS guy||reply 76||04/13/2012|
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|by UWS guy||reply 78||04/13/2012|
R76--Mickey loved, loved being fucked and spanked. The very definition of a butch bottom. We played for a couple of months, off and on. However, he also had a drug problem back then. Cocaine, I think.
|by UWS guy||reply 79||04/13/2012|
R78 because I've always thought she's a closeted lesbian.
|by UWS guy||reply 80||04/14/2012|
R80 Well, all I can tell ya is: she likes man very, very much! lol She was adorable, funny and very hot ;p
|by UWS guy||reply 81||04/14/2012|
R82, R55 mentioned in a later post that she was referring to Celine Dion.
|by UWS guy||reply 83||04/14/2012|
I did Dom Deluise at the Waldorf in 77. He liked poppers
|by UWS guy||reply 84||04/14/2012|
Thanks, R83. I must have missed that post. Celine Dion makes more sense.
|by UWS guy||reply 85||04/14/2012|
I read about a sexual encounter with Keanu Reeves. Apparently he picked the guy up at a bar or on the street and went to the guys apartment. He wanted the lights off (major turn-off) and he wanted to bottom. I guess the guy thought everything was Ok except unfortunately, afterwards the sheets were a mess. A journalist wanted to put the story in her piece on Keanu but her magazine refused to let her use that interview.
|by UWS guy||reply 86||04/14/2012|
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|by UWS guy||reply 88||04/19/2012|
Can't tell the real ones from the fakes anymore.
Has anyone slept with anyone who would be considered famous in THIS decade?
|by UWS guy||reply 90||04/23/2012|
Eric Lindros in friend's boat house in Canada.
Harvey Fierstein at David Barton - Yes, seriously. The Chelsea club
Sean Avery at a bar called Warren 77.
Barney Frank at Le Cirque.
|by UWS guy||reply 91||04/23/2012|
ok this will be lame, as I don't know his name and its an athlete not celebrity
In the late 90's - met a guy on a phone sex line...he was staying in the East Village - met up and he was this very broad, big stocky black guy -
we talked for a bit, said he was visiting from Indianapolis
blew him for about an hour - he liked it really slow - then asked if I would rim him - which I did since he had one of the most incredible asses I've ever seen: huge, round - had a shelf
as I was rimming him he took a phone call (not kidding) and started talking about meeting up with his teammates for a golf game the next day....he talked on the phone for a while, hung up then blew his load
as we were getting dressed I asked about the teammates comment and after some hesitation he said he was on a football team based in Indiana - that's all he said - so assumed it was the Colts -
|by UWS guy||reply 92||04/23/2012|
r91-wht did you do with these guys?
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|by UWS guy||reply 95||11/11/2012|
 details, please!
|by UWS guy||reply 96||11/11/2012|
 Did you suck her pussy? She gave you a blow job? TELL!
|by UWS guy||reply 97||11/25/2012|
Sean Avery? Details!
|by UWS guy||reply 98||11/25/2012|
Who is Mickey Squires?
|by UWS guy||reply 99||11/27/2012|
Here we go...I lost my heterosexual virginity in the late 1970s to.. (UGH!)...Eartha Kitt.
I think this is why I'm homosexual now.
Briefly: Atlanta, 1979 or so. Eartha is travelling with her road musical from Broadway, "Timbuktu". I was her waiter at Tyrone's (now defunct) at corner of Peachtree and West Peachtree. Her muscle men from the show were enormous steroid ridden black men like that guy from the Green Mile, and all nellie.
Long story short, forgot her purse, came back an hour later in her limo alone and picked me up. The whole thing was scary and grotesque. She wore a wig, was rail thin and she had no pussy hair--not that she shaved it, its just that most of it had fallen out with old age.
I was mortified throughout the whole thing. But the fancy hotel room she was in was real nice, though.
|by UWS guy||reply 100||11/27/2012|
When I worked a strip joint in Vancouver Gillian Anderson used to come in frequently for lap dances. We got a new girl who was dynamite, she looked like a hot fuck and a Mexican maid fantasy. Pronounced hips and a big round butt. Her tits were only B's but they added to her stage presence. She looked like an exotic girl next door and we advertised her as Latina even though she was really from an old Soviet country. Gillian started coming in more frequently after we got her, and would only get dances from her. The girl was a complete straight arrow (zero interest in women) and she wasn't happy about what Gillian was demanding from her in the VIP. We had to start sharing a better cut of the heft price Anderson would pay or she threatened to walk over the treatment (kissing and bending her over to lick her vagina and ass crack through the thong's material). For nearly a month Anderson came in to buy her and propositioned her after each private dance. She was obsessed. It was a a joke around the club being spread by the dancer herself.
Until she finally went home with her. She didn't come back in for days straight. When she did she showed up with bruises in some very delicate areas and a better on-stage wardrobe that looked like it cost a mint.
Not long after she dumped her boyfriend and started dating one of the other dancers. The only thing she ever said about Anderson was that she was a great kisser but had a fat butt and thighs.
|by UWS guy||reply 102||07/03/2013|
There are few thing I love on the DL more than a good old Gillian Anderson story. Thanks for that r102.
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|by UWS guy||reply 104||07/03/2013|
That one about Henry Kissinger reminds me of the time Kissinger and his wife were getting off a plane and someone shouted (to Kissinger): "Are you still sleeping with little boys at the Carlyle Hotel?" Nancy Kissinger turned and slapped the person who said it.
|by UWS guy||reply 105||07/03/2013|
|by UWS guy||reply 106||07/27/2013|
6 month bump
|by UWS guy||reply 107||01/11/2014|