The guys from Hanson got HAWT!

The two on the left look like a couple.

They all have gayvoice but apparently love the poon.

Because of some cunt here on DL, I get a bitter feeling every time a Hanson thread comes up.

A few years ago, I saw them very clearly standing around outside a restaurant in LA, so I started a thread. Someone decided to bombard the thread with claims that it couldn't possibly have been them, because they're supposed to be in another country or something. Like they were the expert on all things Hanson. I wanted to kick that bitch. Ah well.

Yes, I hold grudges, and am a bitter, angry person.

I'm with you, R3 - every time I see that stupid Taylor Hanson thread bumped I want to punch whoever did it. I think there's a crazy fan who lurks here and only posts about the band.

the two on the right seem gay

I find it hard to believe they grew up to look like that. Two of them looked like girls back in the day!

two of them still do

"Hot"?

They look like old lesbians now.

That lady's voice is giving me a headache.

[quote]That lady's voice is giving me a headache.

Mmm'better take some mmm'aspirin!

[quote]Who knew that these guys who looked like girls in 1997 would turn out so smokin hot!??

True, they no longer look like girls, they look like women now.

The oldest brother, who used to be the homely one, is kind of the hottest now.

If the Insider from the Taylor Hanson thread is to be believed and the video on Hollywood Xposed is legit, the middle one is quite a whore. From the video I saw he has the ability to shove his hand right up to the wrist into his shitter, and allegedly has bedded guys by the thousands. That being said, find out where Taylor is located OP, you are certain to get a shot with him.

[quote]the two on the right seem gay

I think the 3 guys on the left seem gay.

The Taylor Hanson troll slays me. I hope he does not pop out on this thread. Hopefully, trolldar will help with that.

I think it nice that Hanson are still working. They seem to have some good pr people working with them for this most current lp.

A lot of teeny bopper bands and whatnot from the 90's are gone. Hanson is still around humbly because they really know how to play. So. Good for them.

At first glance,without the audio I thought the middle one was Anne Murray!

I wonder if they're playing Michfest?

"I wonder if they're playing Michfest?"

At least two of them are penised persons. They will never be allowed on The Land!

The middle one is a huge whore, at least that's what everyone I work with says. You can call me the Taylor troll, but the admins here can tell you I've never started a thread here about him. I work in the industry and know a lot about a lot of people. When it comes to Hanson, Taylor is the only one who has a bad bad rep with being a huge gay whore with a lot of guys. But since I'm not welcomed on this thread, I'll stay out..

p.s. A majority of the photos on Hollywood-xposed are real. ;)

R19 Bad rep for sleeping with a lot of guys? No Insider here on DL, Taylor would be thought of as a hero. I read alot of your post on the original Taylor Hanson thread, I believe them actually. And btw have you ever seen the Hansons perform live? How are they? I am debating whether to aettnd any of their shows.

R20 When I say he's got a bad rep for sleeping with a lot of guys, I'm talking about in the industry. Especially with his hardcore fundy christian parents... it's pathetic.

I've heard them live, seen them live etc. They have good shows and bad shows. Sometimes they play over a track, you can always tell when you watch Zac and the drum beat you're hearing is slightly off from what you're seeing. Plus the audio shifts. But for the most part they sound great live. Out of all the shows I've seen them play, only one or two stunk.

As for my posts on the Taylor Hanson thread. What you have to ask is what do I have to gain by lieing. I don't really give a shit about taylor, but when I see him talked about on here, I feel like posting what I know. Take it or leave it. The shit I hear, is from people who don't have anything to gain either. So it's one of those things where you go "Why WOULD they make it up?" Plus when different people, who don't know each other, know the exact same thing, or at least their stories all ping on the same level... you start to go.. yeah... I know. ;)

zac and taylor are cute.

isaac is still ugly.

hate that they are christian fundies.

and isaac is still is fug as hell.

They were guests on [italic]Cupcake Wars[/italic].

What a fall!

I thought the middle one was a girl until I kept hearing "The boys of Hanson." I wonder if he had awkward encounters with creepy straight men back then.

R25, No more awkward encounters he has with horny men now. Taylor is quite the cock connoisseur.

R26, no kidding. Word from SXSW this year was that anyone with enough $$$ or party favors he let use his prolapsed ass like a Flesh-Jack. If what I've been told is true, Taylor is going to need diapers by the time he's 40.

Bombshell...he's divorcing.

Proof, R28?

The reason why the older brother isn't hot is b/c he is their half brother. The mom got better breeding taste later on. How often have we seen this..Judds come to mind and so do a lot of blended families consisting of half siblings we've encountered.

He is an abusive jerk,and is mentally unhinged.

Is The Insider still around with more Taylor info?

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Isn't one of them a super homophobic fundie?

This is such an old thread, but at some point, there was talk of Taylor being in a fisting chat/forum and posting a pic of himself which I saw way back in 2012. There's also supposed audio (faked, by the way--the audio is a porn star and the squishing sounds were edited in--clearly you could tell from the reverb). There is also a pic of Taylor giving a blowjob which also turned out to be fake.

I don't doubt that he's gay, but someone was passing around fake pics/audio and I don't really understand why (I guess this person hates him and wants to expose him?). A few other fisting pics looked real but I have no idea what happened to them or whether they were actually real.

Rumors were on other boards that T secretly hooked up with Alex Greenwald from Phantom Planet when they toured together (coincidentally, he recently bearded with Brie Larson), he had an apartment in Brooklyn and hired male escorts, and he once was rude to Kathy Griffin when they ran into each other and she responded with something like she knew A LOT about him because she was friends with some escorts in NYC. But this is all hearsay from about a decade ago.

Would anyone like to verify any of these rumors?