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would you have sex with an ugly guy if he had big dick?

I'm 27, live in N. Michigan, small town, not much gay life....I'm ok looking, work out but just average...there's guy in my gym: early 50's, complete techno-geek, shy...saw him in the gym locker on Saturday - biggest dick I've ever seen - in porn or anywhere I couldn't help stare at it - more out of shock it was attached to this guy - and he said "if you ever want to see it hard let me know" - which also shocked me only problem is he's very unattractive: about 6'4", skinny, hairy chest skinny...but just plain ugly...don't know him well enough to say he's a nice guy so overlook the face etc etc but I'm mesmerized by his size wondering if anyone else has been attracted by a huge dick but repulsed by the guys looks - did you sleep with him?

by anonreply 12006/28/2014

Maybe, but I wouldn't have sex with an okay looking guy with tinymeat so perhaps you should be the one worried, OP.

by anonreply 104/25/2010

Go somewhere you can't tell if he's ugly or not.

by anonreply 304/25/2010

I would as long as the giant dick was cut.

by anonreply 504/25/2010

Seriously, though - I don't understand how you can even be interested in a guy's dick if you don't find his face attractive. If i think a guy is ugly, I am repulsed by his dick, no matter what it looks like.

by anonreply 704/25/2010

So it's OK to be shallow if it's about looks but it's not OK to be shallow if it's about dick size, R6/7? Because that makes you a higher grade of slut?

by anonreply 1004/25/2010

Quit think it. We regret the things in life we don't do. Report back after the event.

by anonreply 1104/25/2010

I did once - never again.

by anonreply 1204/25/2010

OP = ugly guy with tiny dick.

by anonreply 1304/25/2010

I'd play with his dick, but I wouldn't kiss him. And it would be great if his big dick is uncut; then I'm definitely in.

by anonreply 1504/25/2010

This question always arises on Friday.

by anonreply 1606/11/2010

If by Northern Michigan you mean the north part of the mitten, you can do better. If you mean the UP, you should just take what you can get.

by anonreply 1706/11/2010

If his personality is okay and the dick is huge, I'd easily get past the less-than-stellar looks.

by anonreply 1806/11/2010

Well, it depends. Ugly, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. Your shy, 50-something, skinny, hairy chested guy doesn't sound all that ugly to me. Maybe I'd have to see him to understand, but skinny is not necessarily a dealbreaker, and certainly hairy chested isn't. Since when does having a hairy chest = "ugly", anyway? I digress... Plus everyone has their own standards based on their looks. A "10" might deign to sleep with an "8", and an "8" might slum with a "6", but 10s will rarely go with 6s, etc... If a guy is really repulsive to me, a big dick won't change that. But if he's just shy of "doable" and I realize he's packing, it would probably nudge him over the top afterall.

by anonreply 2006/11/2010

[quote]a big cock will trump a beautiful face, for me, 7 out of 10 times.

The precision of that statistic is what sent me over the edge: this is officially the funniest thread on dl.

by anonreply 2106/11/2010

I'd like to expand on what r17 said. What part of Northern Michigan are you from? We won't tell.

by anonreply 2206/11/2010

If he really made the invite to show it to you hard, well you got more than you bargained for..

by anonreply 2306/11/2010

One of my ex-tricks was pretty similar. Enormous, beautiful cock attached to a pretty hideous face and so-so body. We hooked up a few times and it went from "incredibly hot" to "i guess i should because i told him i was free tonight". Each time we would hook up the 'face issue' became more and more problematic until I just had to drop him from the rotation.

I would tell you to pass on it. His face will be so ugly and his body will feel so unappealing that you'll be thinking "this was a mistake" almost immediately.

by anonreply 2406/11/2010

Where do you live in N. MI? TC? SSM? There are gay populations there.

by anonreply 2506/11/2010

not in a million years. a handsome guy with a tiny dick is fine though.

by anonreply 2606/11/2010

I would much rather do a hottie with a small dick...

by anonreply 2706/11/2010

I love ugly women with big cabooses, I might actually prefer it.

by anonreply 2806/11/2010

Duh.

by anonreply 2906/11/2010

I'm a face guy, followed by a calf/gun/pec guy. The only thing that trumps those things is a big cock. I let a 275 pound trucker, who smelled funky and who had rotten teeth fuck me in the back of his truck at a truck stop on I95 because he had an 11 inch cock.

I have cheated on every boyfriend I have ever had, if the guy had a huge cock. I have allowed myself to be debased in some unspeakable ways for 10 inches up my hole. I am just fascinated by big cocks. The challenge of getting all of that meat stuffed up my hole is pure heaven.

One guy was so big, that I thought he had ripped me in half and I would need stitches and he would stop after my hole started tearing, but he kept going until he came and I shot the biggest load ever. It was that hot.

by anonreply 3006/11/2010

I'm the opposite. A handsome face trumps just about anything else. Second, a hot body. Third, a big dick.

All that is aside from considerations of personality, i.e., intelligence, sense of humor, kindness, self-assurance, which can make any of the other priorities irrelevant.

by anonreply 3106/11/2010

Big tool? Can he use it expertly? Then ride yourself cross-eyed silly.

by anonreply 3206/11/2010

[quote] Everyone of you is a whore.

Oh, dear.

by anonreply 3306/11/2010

I've witnessed some of the hottest guys go apeshit over some ugly fuck with a big dick (at Southern Decadence in New Orleans, in bath houses). I really don't get it.

For me it's face first. Then ass. Then body. Then dick.

If it's just a glory hole thing, then sure, dick is all that matters.

But if I'm there with the whole guy... I have to be attracted to the face. And I really don't care how nice the guys' dick is if his ass is nasty.

by anonreply 3406/11/2010

[quote] All that is aside from considerations of personality, i.e., intelligence, sense of humor, kindness, self-assurance, which can make any of the other priorities irrelevant.

This is about going for a toss in the hay, not a fucking weekend date.

I'll take the huge dick over the verbose culture vulture at closing time every time.

by anonreply 3506/11/2010

OP, just ask who would have sex with Jonah Falcon. He's the prototypical ugly guy with big dick.

by anonreply 3606/11/2010

God has a sense of humor!

by anonreply 3706/11/2010

I wouldn't but you should and then tell him to email his cock pic to you and post it here.

by anonreply 3806/11/2010

[quote]there's guy in my gym: early 50's, complete techno-geek, [bold]shy[/bold].[...] I couldn't help stare at it - more out of shock it was attached to this guy - [bold]and he said "if you ever want to see it hard let me know"[/bold]

As shy guys do.

by anonreply 3906/11/2010

R30, do share more adventures with us. You seem to have a built in radar for a big one...

by anonreply 4006/12/2010

I think [r30]is the guy that has the watermelon stuck in his ass.

by anonreply 4206/12/2010

Would I

by anonreply 4306/12/2010

My "Yupper" friend also has a huge dick. Most guys think it's the largest they've ever seen. Hes family is from Eastern Europe, he has a round moon face and big ears. But he gets laid constantly.

by anonreply 4406/12/2010

I've got a thing for ugly big-dicked guys who think they're the hottest. There is something about their confidence/cockiness that gets me going. LOVE a guy who isn't anything special in the looks department thinking he is sex on a stick.

nsfw

by anonreply 4506/13/2010

A friend with pock-marked face and spaces between his teeth became a body builder because he knew it was the only way to attract guys. And it's worked.

by anonreply 4606/13/2010

r30 sounds positively enchanting.

by anonreply 4706/13/2010

Check out Buttlover Productions

by anonreply 4806/13/2010

yes, if I loved him and or he was incredibly sexy the way some ugly men are. If not, no.

I have a big dick so I don't usually care if my partner does. A big dick is nice but nothing that sends me into paroxysms of desire.

by anonreply 4906/13/2010

Bingo! Ride em cowboy, just love big cocks, with lots of girth and uncut. I don't care what a guy looks like if hes got those extra inches. Black and latin A

by anonreply 5006/13/2010

Now, see, I think Jonah Falcon is a cutie

by anonreply 5106/13/2010

Nope. I really don't care about the size of the guy's dick. If I'm not attracted to the face, the body, and the personality (not necessarily in that order), it's not going to happen, regardless of the size of his dick.

by anonreply 5206/13/2010

Are these threads getting reposted? I swear I read the same posts a few months ago.

by anonreply 5306/13/2010

A size queen will always go for the BIG Dick.

by anonreply 5406/24/2010

God help us all...

by anonreply 5506/24/2010

Could it be that tops prefer a cute face / body / personbality over dick size, while bottoms prefer dick size over all else?

I'm a top and a total face guy.

by anonreply 5606/24/2010

Sorry, I don't like big dicks they look like they would hurt....I would have sex with an ugly guy if he was smart or funny that's a turn on to me.

by anonreply 5706/24/2010

Most people end up regretting the things they wanted to do in life, but never did. Honey, if you're standing at the base of Mt. Everest, what else can you do but try and climb? Otherwise you're just some idiot lost in the snow.

by anonreply 5806/24/2010

yes, R58 that is a perfect analogy...

rolls eyes

by anonreply 5906/25/2010

No. Not ever.

by anonreply 6006/25/2010

Yes. When I've been really horned up I've done this.

The best example was a very fat 20s Hispanic guy who posted on Craigs List for a blowjob. His body picture showed he was very fat but he had a great uncut over 8" dick.

He came over pulled his pants down and laid down on the living room couch. I knelt over him and kept my eyes level with his cock and sucked him off trying not look at his body. He was very pleased and said I could do him again. I lied and said I have room mates and usually am not able to host. He later sent an E mail to let him know when I was available again.

There is a degrading turn on feeling when just going after a great dick.

by anonreply 6106/25/2010

Nope.

by anonreply 6206/25/2010

No. They hurt.

by anonreply 6306/25/2010

I met this guy who was kind of homely, but he had a great personality and a huge dick. We dated for about a year and had great sex. He was fun in and out of the sack.

Then I met my partner. Great personality, good looking, and a big dick. No problem there. About ten years ago we were at a party and met a new neighbor. Gorgeous. Killer body. He made it fairly clear that he wanted a three way with us. Not much later, he stopped by after work. After a few drinks, I decided to see if I could get this party started, and announced I was going for a swim. Before I even got to the pool, I looked out the window and he was already naked. Fantastic ass. He jumped in the pool, and I said to my partner, are you ready for this? We'd never had a three way before. I stripped and went out and started the spa and got in. He got out of the pool and got in the spa with me. Then my partner came out.

The neighbor and I started to fool around, but when I went to grab his dick, I couldn't find it. This went beyond micro penis. He was maybe an inch erect. I'm really not kidding. We had fun a few more times because he was (by necessity) a bottom and gave great blow jobs.

But he was dumb as a box of hair and was really boring when we weren't fucking him. So I don't know. Face? Dick? Personality?

I vote for all three.

by anonreply 6406/25/2010

OP, where are you in N. Michigan? That's where I am. Let's meet.

by anonreply 6506/25/2010

No, I'm attracted to men; not dicks.

Next!

by anonreply 6608/22/2010

[quote]For me it's face first. Then ass. Then body. Then dick.%0D %0D Me too or maybe ass first, sometimes.%0D %0D I'd have sex with an ugly guy who had a very sexy ass.

by anonreply 6708/22/2010

I let a guy with tiny meet stick it in once and that was the last time. You don't feel anything and its just a waste of time. Give me the big ones. Anything 7 and over will do.

by anonreply 6808/22/2010

Is ANYbody here a top?

by anonreply 6908/22/2010

[quote]Is ANYbody here a top?%0D %0D Why? Are you?

by anonreply 7008/22/2010

Yes. Not too ugly though.

by anonreply 7108/22/2010

ohh yes if is a big cock

ohh yes if is a big cock i will go for that meat deep in mi ass no problems

by anonreply 7212/05/2012

Is it the same person bumping all these tired old threads, R72?

by anonreply 7312/05/2012

so, OP, did you ever go ahead and see it hard? pics?

by anonreply 7412/05/2012

[R73] You can stop bumping them yourself

by anonreply 7512/05/2012

I don't bump them, R75. Maybe it's you doing all this bumping.

by anonreply 7612/05/2012

what gym in n Michigan? I wanna go see it.

by anonreply 7712/05/2012

Yes.

Yes.

YES.

by anonreply 7812/05/2012

Yes. It's easy to find a pretty boy but its harder to find a nice hard big dick. Cute guys are normally assholes.

by anonreply 7912/06/2012

Absolutely. Without question. Multiple times.

by anonreply 8012/06/2012

I am right now. It's fucking awesome!

by anonreply 8112/06/2012

Does he live in Hell's Kitchen?

by anonreply 8212/06/2012

I actually PREFER ugly guys. but he's got to have a big beefy body and be REALLY into me. It's my special kink.

by anonreply 8312/06/2012

Beauty fades but, with erectile dysfunction drugs, a big dick can last a lifetime.

by anonreply 8412/06/2012

I'm more turned on by the thought of an ugly guy with a big dick than a handsome one with a big dick. It's more imaginatively refreshing. As Sir Francis Bacon said: the line of true beauty is drawn with a crooked hand. And if they have a sock-length foreskin, smell goaty, sticky-out ears, some acne pitting, a full beard, and a bullring, so much the better. A handsome face can be as banal as a Thomas Kinkade painting.

And OP: who cares about the face? Unless you're a Bride magazine subscriber, you don't have to assess every piece of trade as marriage material. Or do you patiently wait to be slipped a ring as they're sitting on your face?

by anonreply 8512/06/2012

I'm not the best looking guy in the world by I'm 6'2 and have a big dick.

Keeps me in the game.

by anonreply 8612/06/2012

This

Thread

Is

Two

Years

Old.

by anonreply 8712/06/2012

[quote]Yes. When I've been really horned up

Christmas can have that effect. And not just on Santa. Or reindeer.

by anonreply 8812/06/2012

It's 14 years old in dog years, R87.

by anonreply 8912/06/2012

Find a tree in a dark place....

by anonreply 9012/06/2012

[quote]ThisThreadIsTwoYearsOld.

you fuck yourself, you rancid cunt!

by anonreply 9112/06/2012

A big thumping dick is the key to the universe.

It's the Alpha and Omega.

It can take you into new dimensions.

It can unlock The Matrix.

Even if an old nanna like Gandolf has it under his cassock, you need to get your paws on it.

I might be mixing my movie metaphors, but you flameout whores know what I mean.

by anonreply 9212/06/2012

.

by anonreply 9312/28/2012

Every night.

by anonreply 9412/28/2012

[R83]

I find ugly guys kinda hot, too -- especially if they're arrogant and act entitled.

by anonreply 9512/28/2012

Come on. Let's face it. We semi-attractive guys love the attention we get from so-called ugly guys. Then when we get to know them we realize they are not ugly at all. They are what we were looking for all along.

by anonreply 9612/28/2012

Jonah Falcon hard on.

by anonreply 9712/28/2012

ugly guys with big dicks are hot

by anonreply 9812/28/2012

I love R96...total prescience.

by anonreply 9912/28/2012

We all feel good in the dark...

by anonreply 10012/28/2012

I've done it. I'm generally a face guy first, but there's a guy with a face that frankly repulses me who has a huge dick that I can't resist. He also has a decent body, which helps. The activity always happens at our local bathhouse, so it's literally a blow and go situation with minimal time investment. I'd never give this guy a second look on the street, but that would be my loss because his dick is the stuff that dreams are made of. That being said, there are big dicks attached to other guys that I can't bring myself touch based on the rest of the picture.

by anonreply 10112/28/2012

mmm

by anonreply 10212/29/2012

Bump

by anonreply 10301/24/2013

I stopped reading at "early 50's".

by anonreply 10401/24/2013

I'm a top so dick size is meaningless. But a big bubble butt gets my attention.

by anonreply 10501/24/2013

I would do this guy in a hot second. As long as he was clean and was a nice guy I could look past the face depending on what kind of ugly we are talking about. If he's just regular ugly but not deformed then hell yes but I don't think I could get past a really deformed kind of ugly. Some of my best boy friends have been average looking with huge cocks compared with the really hot guys I have dated that are totally boring in bed and have no personality. I would take the ugly nice guy with the big cock over the hot boring guy any day.

by anonreply 10601/29/2013

another example

nsfw

by anonreply 10701/29/2013

No R107.

Just no.

by anonreply 10801/29/2013

another ugly guy w/ a big dick

by anonreply 10902/16/2013

Ugly sex is hot,Charlotte!

by anonreply 11002/16/2013

Everybody is attractive to somebody,it`s totally relative/arbitrary/subjective.

by anonreply 11102/16/2013

Bump

by anonreply 11205/09/2013

Let's not forget the other side of the coin, namely drop dead gorgeous,everything you could ask and no dick, fuck that.I'll take ugly and hung any day!

by anonreply 11307/08/2013

Typical situation were three parties are involved:

-ugly guy likes you

-you like the dick

-the dick likes ugly guy.

It wont end well

by anonreply 11407/08/2013

NO. I don't care about dick size, as long as the guy isn't a micro or in double digits. A normal to slightly larger dick size is fine. What I care about most in terms of physical traits is the body. Face is #2. Dick just needs to be in the normal range and I'm good.

by anonreply 11507/08/2013

Probably not, unless he were really dynamic in the personality department. On the other hand, I'd do a real stud with a pinky penis any day of the week.

by anonreply 11607/08/2013

Exhibit A (or N - I haven't read the rest of the thread).

by anonreply 11707/08/2013

Bump

by anonreply 11806/28/2014

Why don't you suck it a couple times and then decide?

by anonreply 11906/28/2014

Sometimes it's nice to degrade yourself.

by anonreply 12006/28/2014
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