would you have sex with an ugly guy if he had big dick?

Maybe, but I wouldn't have sex with an okay looking guy with tinymeat so perhaps you should be the one worried, OP.

No. You are a freak, op. No gay man has ever had sex with another male, simply because of the size of his cock. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE, asshole, a bunch of lesbians? Ever been to The Pines?

Go somewhere you can't tell if he's ugly or not.

I experience the same conundrum every week end. I've given up analyzing this common dilemma and just take all that meat home. With the lights out, it's amazing how handsome those huge dicks feel.

I would as long as the giant dick was cut.

Everyone of you is a whore.

Seriously, though - I don't understand how you can even be interested in a guy's dick if you don't find his face attractive. If i think a guy is ugly, I am repulsed by his dick, no matter what it looks like.

Never

I love a beautiful face, but a big cock will trump a beautiful face, for me, 7 out of 10 times. I let this trolly 40 year old guy fuck me because he had 11 inches. Everything about him was a mess, except for his dick.

So it's OK to be shallow if it's about looks but it's not OK to be shallow if it's about dick size, R6/7? Because that makes you a higher grade of slut?

Quit think it. We regret the things in life we don't do. Report back after the event.

I did once - never again.

OP = ugly guy with tiny dick.

I'd rather go for a pretty guy with an average sized dick. I'm not up for those challenges where you have to handle big dicks.

I'd play with his dick, but I wouldn't kiss him. And it would be great if his big dick is uncut; then I'm definitely in.

This question always arises on Friday.

If by Northern Michigan you mean the north part of the mitten, you can do better. If you mean the UP, you should just take what you can get.

If his personality is okay and the dick is huge, I'd easily get past the less-than-stellar looks.

I've done it twice. Both guys were older. One was chunky, the other tall and skinny. I would not have given either of them a second look had it not been for their prominent bulges. Sex was decent with the skinny one. Really good with the chunker. Chunker was also very funny which probably colored my view.

Well, it depends. Ugly, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. Your shy, 50-something, skinny, hairy chested guy doesn't sound all that ugly to me. Maybe I'd have to see him to understand, but skinny is not necessarily a dealbreaker, and certainly hairy chested isn't. Since when does having a hairy chest = "ugly", anyway? I digress... Plus everyone has their own standards based on their looks. A "10" might deign to sleep with an "8", and an "8" might slum with a "6", but 10s will rarely go with 6s, etc... If a guy is really repulsive to me, a big dick won't change that. But if he's just shy of "doable" and I realize he's packing, it would probably nudge him over the top afterall.

[quote]a big cock will trump a beautiful face, for me, 7 out of 10 times.

The precision of that statistic is what sent me over the edge: this is officially the funniest thread on dl.

I'd like to expand on what r17 said. What part of Northern Michigan are you from? We won't tell.

If he really made the invite to show it to you hard, well you got more than you bargained for..

One of my ex-tricks was pretty similar. Enormous, beautiful cock attached to a pretty hideous face and so-so body. We hooked up a few times and it went from "incredibly hot" to "i guess i should because i told him i was free tonight". Each time we would hook up the 'face issue' became more and more problematic until I just had to drop him from the rotation.

I would tell you to pass on it. His face will be so ugly and his body will feel so unappealing that you'll be thinking "this was a mistake" almost immediately.

Where do you live in N. MI? TC? SSM? There are gay populations there.

not in a million years. a handsome guy with a tiny dick is fine though.

I would much rather do a hottie with a small dick...

I love ugly women with big cabooses, I might actually prefer it.

Duh.

I'm a face guy, followed by a calf/gun/pec guy. The only thing that trumps those things is a big cock. I let a 275 pound trucker, who smelled funky and who had rotten teeth fuck me in the back of his truck at a truck stop on I95 because he had an 11 inch cock.

I have cheated on every boyfriend I have ever had, if the guy had a huge cock. I have allowed myself to be debased in some unspeakable ways for 10 inches up my hole. I am just fascinated by big cocks. The challenge of getting all of that meat stuffed up my hole is pure heaven.

One guy was so big, that I thought he had ripped me in half and I would need stitches and he would stop after my hole started tearing, but he kept going until he came and I shot the biggest load ever. It was that hot.

I'm the opposite. A handsome face trumps just about anything else. Second, a hot body. Third, a big dick.

All that is aside from considerations of personality, i.e., intelligence, sense of humor, kindness, self-assurance, which can make any of the other priorities irrelevant.

Big tool? Can he use it expertly? Then ride yourself cross-eyed silly.

[quote] Everyone of you is a whore.

Oh, dear.

I've witnessed some of the hottest guys go apeshit over some ugly fuck with a big dick (at Southern Decadence in New Orleans, in bath houses). I really don't get it.

For me it's face first. Then ass. Then body. Then dick.

If it's just a glory hole thing, then sure, dick is all that matters.

But if I'm there with the whole guy... I have to be attracted to the face. And I really don't care how nice the guys' dick is if his ass is nasty.

[quote] All that is aside from considerations of personality, i.e., intelligence, sense of humor, kindness, self-assurance, which can make any of the other priorities irrelevant.

This is about going for a toss in the hay, not a fucking weekend date.

I'll take the huge dick over the verbose culture vulture at closing time every time.

OP, just ask who would have sex with Jonah Falcon. He's the prototypical ugly guy with big dick.

God has a sense of humor!

I wouldn't but you should and then tell him to email his cock pic to you and post it here.

[quote]there's guy in my gym: early 50's, complete techno-geek, [bold]shy[/bold].[...] I couldn't help stare at it - more out of shock it was attached to this guy - [bold]and he said "if you ever want to see it hard let me know"[/bold]

As shy guys do.

R30, do share more adventures with us. You seem to have a built in radar for a big one...

Everyone is beautiful in the dark, OP.

I think [r30]is the guy that has the watermelon stuck in his ass.

Would I

My "Yupper" friend also has a huge dick. Most guys think it's the largest they've ever seen. Hes family is from Eastern Europe, he has a round moon face and big ears. But he gets laid constantly.

I've got a thing for ugly big-dicked guys who think they're the hottest. There is something about their confidence/cockiness that gets me going. LOVE a guy who isn't anything special in the looks department thinking he is sex on a stick.

nsfw

A friend with pock-marked face and spaces between his teeth became a body builder because he knew it was the only way to attract guys. And it's worked.

r30 sounds positively enchanting.

Check out Buttlover Productions

yes, if I loved him and or he was incredibly sexy the way some ugly men are. If not, no.

I have a big dick so I don't usually care if my partner does. A big dick is nice but nothing that sends me into paroxysms of desire.

Bingo! Ride em cowboy, just love big cocks, with lots of girth and uncut. I don't care what a guy looks like if hes got those extra inches. Black and latin A

Now, see, I think Jonah Falcon is a cutie

Nope. I really don't care about the size of the guy's dick. If I'm not attracted to the face, the body, and the personality (not necessarily in that order), it's not going to happen, regardless of the size of his dick.

Are these threads getting reposted? I swear I read the same posts a few months ago.

A size queen will always go for the BIG Dick.

God help us all...

Could it be that tops prefer a cute face / body / personbality over dick size, while bottoms prefer dick size over all else?

I'm a top and a total face guy.

Sorry, I don't like big dicks they look like they would hurt....I would have sex with an ugly guy if he was smart or funny that's a turn on to me.

Most people end up regretting the things they wanted to do in life, but never did. Honey, if you're standing at the base of Mt. Everest, what else can you do but try and climb? Otherwise you're just some idiot lost in the snow.

yes, R58 that is a perfect analogy...

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No. Not ever.

Yes. When I've been really horned up I've done this.

The best example was a very fat 20s Hispanic guy who posted on Craigs List for a blowjob. His body picture showed he was very fat but he had a great uncut over 8" dick.

He came over pulled his pants down and laid down on the living room couch. I knelt over him and kept my eyes level with his cock and sucked him off trying not look at his body. He was very pleased and said I could do him again. I lied and said I have room mates and usually am not able to host. He later sent an E mail to let him know when I was available again.

There is a degrading turn on feeling when just going after a great dick.

Nope.

No. They hurt.

I met this guy who was kind of homely, but he had a great personality and a huge dick. We dated for about a year and had great sex. He was fun in and out of the sack.

Then I met my partner. Great personality, good looking, and a big dick. No problem there. About ten years ago we were at a party and met a new neighbor. Gorgeous. Killer body. He made it fairly clear that he wanted a three way with us. Not much later, he stopped by after work. After a few drinks, I decided to see if I could get this party started, and announced I was going for a swim. Before I even got to the pool, I looked out the window and he was already naked. Fantastic ass. He jumped in the pool, and I said to my partner, are you ready for this? We'd never had a three way before. I stripped and went out and started the spa and got in. He got out of the pool and got in the spa with me. Then my partner came out.

The neighbor and I started to fool around, but when I went to grab his dick, I couldn't find it. This went beyond micro penis. He was maybe an inch erect. I'm really not kidding. We had fun a few more times because he was (by necessity) a bottom and gave great blow jobs.

But he was dumb as a box of hair and was really boring when we weren't fucking him. So I don't know. Face? Dick? Personality?

I vote for all three.

OP, where are you in N. Michigan? That's where I am. Let's meet.

No, I'm attracted to men; not dicks.

Next!

[quote]For me it's face first. Then ass. Then body. Then dick.%0D %0D Me too or maybe ass first, sometimes.%0D %0D I'd have sex with an ugly guy who had a very sexy ass.

I let a guy with tiny meet stick it in once and that was the last time. You don't feel anything and its just a waste of time. Give me the big ones. Anything 7 and over will do.

Is ANYbody here a top?

[quote]Is ANYbody here a top?%0D %0D Why? Are you?

Yes. Not too ugly though.

ohh yes if is a big cock

ohh yes if is a big cock i will go for that meat deep in mi ass no problems

Is it the same person bumping all these tired old threads, R72?

so, OP, did you ever go ahead and see it hard? pics?

[R73] You can stop bumping them yourself

I don't bump them, R75. Maybe it's you doing all this bumping.

what gym in n Michigan? I wanna go see it.

Yes.

Yes.

YES.

Yes. It's easy to find a pretty boy but its harder to find a nice hard big dick. Cute guys are normally assholes.

Absolutely. Without question. Multiple times.

I am right now. It's fucking awesome!

Does he live in Hell's Kitchen?

I actually PREFER ugly guys. but he's got to have a big beefy body and be REALLY into me. It's my special kink.

Beauty fades but, with erectile dysfunction drugs, a big dick can last a lifetime.

I'm more turned on by the thought of an ugly guy with a big dick than a handsome one with a big dick. It's more imaginatively refreshing. As Sir Francis Bacon said: the line of true beauty is drawn with a crooked hand. And if they have a sock-length foreskin, smell goaty, sticky-out ears, some acne pitting, a full beard, and a bullring, so much the better. A handsome face can be as banal as a Thomas Kinkade painting.

And OP: who cares about the face? Unless you're a Bride magazine subscriber, you don't have to assess every piece of trade as marriage material. Or do you patiently wait to be slipped a ring as they're sitting on your face?

I'm not the best looking guy in the world by I'm 6'2 and have a big dick.

Keeps me in the game.

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[quote]Yes. When I've been really horned up

Christmas can have that effect. And not just on Santa. Or reindeer.

It's 14 years old in dog years, R87.

Find a tree in a dark place....

[quote]ThisThreadIsTwoYearsOld.

you fuck yourself, you rancid cunt!

A big thumping dick is the key to the universe.

It's the Alpha and Omega.

It can take you into new dimensions.

It can unlock The Matrix.

Even if an old nanna like Gandolf has it under his cassock, you need to get your paws on it.

I might be mixing my movie metaphors, but you flameout whores know what I mean.

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Every night.

[R83]

I find ugly guys kinda hot, too -- especially if they're arrogant and act entitled.

Come on. Let's face it. We semi-attractive guys love the attention we get from so-called ugly guys. Then when we get to know them we realize they are not ugly at all. They are what we were looking for all along.

Jonah Falcon hard on.

ugly guys with big dicks are hot

I love R96...total prescience.

We all feel good in the dark...

I've done it. I'm generally a face guy first, but there's a guy with a face that frankly repulses me who has a huge dick that I can't resist. He also has a decent body, which helps. The activity always happens at our local bathhouse, so it's literally a blow and go situation with minimal time investment. I'd never give this guy a second look on the street, but that would be my loss because his dick is the stuff that dreams are made of. That being said, there are big dicks attached to other guys that I can't bring myself touch based on the rest of the picture.

mmm

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I stopped reading at "early 50's".

I'm a top so dick size is meaningless. But a big bubble butt gets my attention.

I would do this guy in a hot second. As long as he was clean and was a nice guy I could look past the face depending on what kind of ugly we are talking about. If he's just regular ugly but not deformed then hell yes but I don't think I could get past a really deformed kind of ugly. Some of my best boy friends have been average looking with huge cocks compared with the really hot guys I have dated that are totally boring in bed and have no personality. I would take the ugly nice guy with the big cock over the hot boring guy any day.

another example

nsfw

No R107.

Just no.

another ugly guy w/ a big dick

Ugly sex is hot,Charlotte!

Everybody is attractive to somebody,it`s totally relative/arbitrary/subjective.

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Let's not forget the other side of the coin, namely drop dead gorgeous,everything you could ask and no dick, fuck that.I'll take ugly and hung any day!

Typical situation were three parties are involved:

-ugly guy likes you

-you like the dick

-the dick likes ugly guy.

It wont end well

NO. I don't care about dick size, as long as the guy isn't a micro or in double digits. A normal to slightly larger dick size is fine. What I care about most in terms of physical traits is the body. Face is #2. Dick just needs to be in the normal range and I'm good.

Probably not, unless he were really dynamic in the personality department. On the other hand, I'd do a real stud with a pinky penis any day of the week.

Exhibit A (or N - I haven't read the rest of the thread).

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Why don't you suck it a couple times and then decide?

Sometimes it's nice to degrade yourself.

yup