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Jeremy Renner

has a penis

by Anonymousreply 9309/01/2014

Agree, it's a crease.

by Anonymousreply 204/02/2010

Generally, even without a picture, I tend to think a person named "Jeremy" has a penis.

by Anonymousreply 304/02/2010

fascinating

by Anonymousreply 404/02/2010

Oh, the nasty things I'd do with that man.

by Anonymousreply 504/03/2010

Hot.

by Anonymousreply 704/03/2010

Here's Renni chopping down trees, shirtless:

by Anonymousreply 804/03/2010

He's way too short, I don't even think he's 5'2".

by Anonymousreply 904/03/2010

He's between 5'8.5" and 5'10".

by Anonymousreply 1004/03/2010

Why are his pecs so big at OP?

by Anonymousreply 1104/03/2010

He's 3'8", R9. He first found fame on "Little People Big World."

by Anonymousreply 1304/03/2010

He might be 5'4. He was standing next to Jodie Foster recently and he was at her height or just a bit more.

by Anonymousreply 1404/03/2010

Pics of Renner shirtless (from The Hurt Locker).

by Anonymousreply 1504/03/2010

He has chacne, otherwise gorgeous chest & nips.

by Anonymousreply 1604/03/2010

No way he is 5'10". I saw him at an airport two years ago. I would describe him as a stalky, shortish man. He cannot be more than 5'6".

by Anonymousreply 1704/03/2010

He also has a scar from a hairlip.

by Anonymousreply 1804/03/2010

Why are actors expected to be so muscular today?

by Anonymousreply 1904/03/2010

[quote]Why are actors expected to be so muscular today?

For the same reason why actresses are expected to have giant tits and skinny waists?

by Anonymousreply 2104/03/2010

Why are his pecs so big?

by Anonymousreply 2204/03/2010

they are the right size for me

by Anonymousreply 2304/03/2010

But it's ridiculous, R21, and it's one of the reasons why the quality of acting and films has deteriorated.

Actors in the days of Humphrey Bogart and Peter O'Toole weren't expected to have huge muscles and six packs. They were expected to have acting ability and talent.

by Anonymousreply 2404/03/2010

Ever since his Oscar nom, there's been rumors that he's gay.

He looks like he'd have a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 2504/03/2010

"He looks like he'd have a big dick."

Based on what?

by Anonymousreply 2604/03/2010

Based on his pecs.

by Anonymousreply 2704/03/2010

Hardly a reliable correlation

by Anonymousreply 2804/03/2010

All I know is, if Anthony Mackie really is getting to hit that, he has all my admiration (and envy).

by Anonymousreply 2904/03/2010

Damn, I forgot to sign my post!

Sincerely,

Meredith V.

by Anonymousreply 3004/03/2010

I keep wondering if we'll hear from him at all after this year. He's talented, and he's hot, but he's not handsome, and he's short. He must be tricky to cast.

by Anonymousreply 3104/03/2010

His pecs aren't big at all in the 'Hurt Locker' pics at r15. He's not a beast, but neither his face nor his body do much for me.

by Anonymousreply 3204/03/2010

There's a penis somewhere in there, but that's an air pocket in the material.

by Anonymousreply 3304/03/2010

Whoever said he's short, are you sure it was Renner you saw? He's as tall as Charlize Theron in this pic, and she's around 5'9" or 5'10".

by Anonymousreply 3404/04/2010

I'm 6'4" and I find him incredibly sexy. Keep your Clooneys, Pitts, Damons, Coopers, Lautners, etc. Few Hwooders do it for me but this guy gets me going. Would love to have him take a ride, damn.

Thanks for the links.

by Anonymousreply 3504/04/2010

Here he is a couple years ago.

by Anonymousreply 3604/04/2010

Not only is he a fantastic actor, but the guy can also sing, play piano and guitar. Give him a musical to perform in!

This is him on the View back in February, performing a song he wrote himself.

by Anonymousreply 3704/04/2010

Here he is standing close to Jodie Foster (who is slightly hunched). I still think he is 5'6" (5'7" at the most).

by Anonymousreply 3804/05/2010

[quote]Here he is standing close to Jodie Foster (who is slightly hunched). I still think he is 5'6" (5'7" at the most).

Jodie Foster is probably in heels. She's 5'3. So add 3 or 4 inches to that and he's still taller than she is. I'd put him at 5'8 to 5'9.

Not that height matters to most of us.

by Anonymousreply 3904/05/2010

He's taller than Jake from the Bachelor, that I know.

by Anonymousreply 4004/05/2010

Oh, but it does. I don't need to bend to the waist to kiss him. Or guys like you.

by Anonymousreply 4104/05/2010

Here's Renner with Theron. If she's around 5'9" or 5'10" he's must be a couple of inches shorter.

Sorry I keep repeating myself, but I saw him in person and he is not a tall man.

by Anonymousreply 4204/05/2010

Is this his bf?

by Anonymousreply 4304/05/2010

Ok, I am 99% sure his bf is in the background ...

by Anonymousreply 4404/05/2010

He starred with Jeremy in "The Hurt Locker".

by Anonymousreply 4504/05/2010

pretty eyes

by Anonymousreply 4604/05/2010

I love how Charlize Theron is scrunching in that photo so as not to tower over Renner, and how she still fails anyway.

by Anonymousreply 4704/05/2010

R43, they are just two friends shopping together. Straight guys often do that.

by Anonymousreply 4804/05/2010

Or doing business together.

by Anonymousreply 4904/05/2010

I noticed that (almost) none of his pictures are spontaneous or natural. Most of them are stiff, posed, choreographed or artificially handled for the camera even if those shots are not stills from a movie.

by Anonymousreply 5011/15/2012

Here's his flip. What a queen.

by Anonymousreply 5101/18/2013

Another look at the house he's selling. I'm starting to like it but that is really a swish chalet.

by Anonymousreply 5201/18/2013

He has a major smash on his hands with Hansel and Gretel. I saw him talking about this property on Letterman last night. They bought the property for seven million and stand to make twenty-six on the renovation.

by Anonymousreply 5301/18/2013

Renner is not short. He is 6'7", just like Justin Timberlake.

by Anonymousreply 5401/18/2013

Just think: that penis crated a soon-to-be-born new life in his girlfriend (soon to be upgraded from ex-girlfriend).

by Anonymousreply 5501/18/2013

Whoops - created, not crated!

by Anonymousreply 5601/18/2013

Flash! Jeremy Renner has balls, a taint, and an asshole too.

by Anonymousreply 5701/18/2013

The house is rad. Jeremy, not so much.

Love to see his engorged cock though.

Cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 5801/18/2013

If he is 5'10" I must be 7 feet tall. I have stood next to him a few times at parties. He cannot be more than 5'4"

by Anonymousreply 5901/18/2013

What did he smell like?

by Anonymousreply 6001/18/2013

Scroll down to middle of page. His feet are the only feet not touching the floor.

So I highly doubt 5'10" is his height.

by Anonymousreply 6101/18/2013

Gosh that house looks amazing.

by Anonymousreply 6201/18/2013

The ginger must do the lion's share of the work.

by Anonymousreply 6301/18/2013

Remember this story...about the Viagra on the plane? Why would he need Viagra?

by Anonymousreply 6401/18/2013

R60 The Fraus of Datalounge swear he smells like pussyjuice.

by Anonymousreply 6501/18/2013

He had to stand on a box to look me in the eye during our scenes.

by Anonymousreply 6601/19/2013

I had never seen the pics of his spectacular ass. Damn that is some fine butt.

by Anonymousreply 6701/19/2013

I started this thread three years ago. Who the fuck bumped it and is posting in it?

What the hell is wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 6801/19/2013

He smelled like gin and regret.

by Anonymousreply 6901/19/2013

How can Jer be 5'4" and be listed at 5'10"?

by Anonymousreply 7001/19/2013

R68. I liked it and remembered it.

When he put his flip home for sale, I posted the link and pix thereby bumping it.

Sorry.

Maybe next time you start a thread, you could also let folks know you don't want responses or it to be bumped in that way we'll know not to.

Again, sorry for adding to it and sorry I upset you.

by Anonymousreply 7101/19/2013

[R68] Who is bumping this thread? You for one you ninny.

by Anonymousreply 7201/19/2013

I don't care what his exact height is, as long as he's taller than me!

by Anonymousreply 7302/13/2013

[R73] On his belly I wouldn't know or care how tall he was.

by Anonymousreply 7402/13/2013

he strikes me as an angry top - you know those short muscle guys with no dick who want to speed fuck you ...so easy to turn with a tongue in the ass...

by Anonymousreply 7502/13/2013

*opens the gates to let the tumblr fangurls in*

by Anonymousreply 7610/08/2013

He needs viagara to little renner functioning. Too many times to the hooker wells did little rennie in. Explains the need for hiring an expert escort and hey surrogate too. 3 holes for 1 deal. Good buy.

by Anonymousreply 7711/17/2013

r70 see thread Andy Cohen is not 5'9"

5'9"-5'10" seems to be the height people use when they are lying about how tall they are. More than likely he is 5'6" and wears 3" shoe lifts to hit 5'9" but IRL it is hard to remember the shoe lift shoes all the time.

by Anonymousreply 7811/17/2013

[quote]I would describe him as a stalky, shortish man.

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 7911/17/2013

When he sits in a standard chair, his feet dangle without touching the ground.

by Anonymousreply 8011/17/2013

Someone needs to start a new Renner thread.

by Anonymousreply 8101/21/2014

Agree! Hope it's soon..

by Anonymousreply 8201/21/2014

I'll let you Gays have this one - that teenie-weenie could never satisfy my nether regions.

by Anonymousreply 8301/21/2014

Anybosy from the last thread? There's some room here! Jeremy is actually in Italy to film AOU, no Ginger in sight.

by Anonymousreply 8403/22/2014

Congrats to Lady Renner on her 26th birthday!!!

by Anonymousreply 8503/24/2014

Egg - I think Mrs. Renner is there with him since their daughter's first birthday is next friday, so uncle ginger shall be there too.

by Anonymousreply 8603/24/2014

It doesn't really matter whether he has a penis or not. One could just insert Jeremy Renner.

by Anonymousreply 8703/24/2014

Huh?

by Anonymousreply 8803/24/2014

What happened to the Hawkeye's face? It's orange!

by Anonymousreply 8903/24/2014

Hawkeye and Scarlet Witch!

by Anonymousreply 9003/24/2014

It's official! I declare all the Jeremy Renner's threads definitively closed. Yay!!!

by Anonymousreply 9103/27/2014

R91 Oh I don't think so...

by Anonymousreply 9204/06/2014

not by a long shot

by Anonymousreply 9309/01/2014
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