Scott and Mark Hoying Are Going to be Dads!

WTF?!

Fake, fake, fake.

Tacky as all hell.

Who and who? The important thing is, they caught it on video…

I'm happy for them, but (and I know this'll make me sound miserable) that reaction was clearly not recorded at the exact moment they found out.

Social media has a lot to answer for.

The worst dramatic recreation on Dateline was more real than their bullshit.

R3 - Scott is a singer both solo and in the acapella group Pentatonix. I know pop music means fuck all these days, but I believe they're very successful. He's also on Dancing With The Stars. I assume he's kind of well known to certain demographics?

As for Mark... well he's Scott's husband. I wonder who's the top?

Scott has over a million followers on Instagram.

Mark has...less.

Mark has...fewer.

Fewer!

Yes I realized that just as I posted it. We need a fucking edit button.

That would spoil about 99.9887% of the Datalounge's bitchy quotient.

Wheat would Nancy have to live for if Muriel spent a nickel on this?

Wheat? What*

Anyway, enough of this oh, dear fest. Let's get back to our two lovebird fathers to be.

Do you think they'll record the birth and put it online?

They should spend less time on Instagram and more time on acting lessons.

[quote]They should spend less time on Instagram and more time on acting lessons.

You've hit the nail on the head.

Scott and Mark are masterful vocal technicians and beautiful to look at, but absolutely lousy actors. And for that reason, I find Pentatonix unlistenable.

They will do Reels while eating placenta.

R16 - I don't think Mark is a singer...I don't know what the hell he does.

A quick search tells me he's a model and influencer.

So he doesn't have a job.

Apologies, R16--was confusing him with Mitch Grassi.

That should be 'apologies, R18'

FFS, just get a dog or two. It will be much easier when the inevitable breakup occurs

When the break up does occur I'm ready to fill the hole in Scott's life.

Or his butthole.

I will never understand gays and babies.

It ain’t right in the head!

I just want their sex videos.

R23 - I know! One of the best things about discovering I fancied men was never having to bother having kids.

Being gay is never having to say your sorry, to a child.