Let's be straight Gen X men!

I have sleeve tattoos which I got in my mid-40s, they look so cool.

I have the long-ass zz top style beardd. I think I look so cool.

I like to think I'm still as athletic as I was in my teens. I am not. I groan when I get out of a seated position.

Chicks still dig me.

I look like a fireplug and think my baggy, extra long shorts are slimming.

All my 80's band t-shirts still fit! (they don't really, but I'm convincing myself that they do).

I am sometimes forced to sit through a baby shower, after which I watch a SOPRANOS marathon to soothe my fragile masculinity.

My beard grows in scraggly, but I insist on wearing it.

I think a goatee is just as manly as a full beard. (Because I have to.)

The youngest generation is too soft though baby boomers was saying the same thing about your punk ass in the early 90s.