Let's be the 1977 version of Suspiria

I'm Pablo the handyman having all his teeth pulled. The top row one morning. The bottom row a day later.

BANG!

I'm Joan Bennett's pinkeye

I'm room and board at Olga's groovy apartment for a good price of US $50 per week.

The shower of maggots falling through the ceiling seriously disturbed me when I was a kid. As an adult I admired Joan Bennett’s haughty, dismissive explanation, something about a harmless result of a dead animal in the attic.

I'm the name of a snake!

I'm Mata Hari ready to file her report.

I'm Helena Markos...naturally.

I'm the Goblin score, which includes shrieking the word "WITCH!" every 5 minutes. In case you couldn't guess what the movie was about.

I'm Madame Blanc arranging for the practice hall to be turned into a dormitory, and her tipsy sounding reply of "certainly" when asked if she and the other teachers will be staying the night.

I'm Pat Hingle... I'm going away for ever.

The Chloe Grace Moritz version of Pat was perhaps the remake's biggest disappointment, for a character who was supposed to be "difficult, argumentative, always causing trouble" she didn't seem to be any of those things.

R3, in advance.

I’m Olga, being set up to be a fun antagonist.

Oh wait, no I’m not. I never get seen again.

I’m Suzy and Sara whispering while Helena Markos snores.

What are we saying? It’s impossible to hear us due to the bad sound balance.

I’m Alida Valli. Remember how gorgeous I was in “The Third Man”?

Surprise!

I’m that weird shake and shimmy Pat Hingle does as she walks into the over the top art deco lobby.

I’m Escherstrasse.

I’m the narrator at the start who imparts some not especially crucial information about Suzy’s flight times.

R15 Seriously. I couldn’t believe she was also the actress in Eyes Without a Face. What a cool character actor she was to adapt into these roles.

R15 R19 She was gorgeous.

R13 Barbara Magnolfi (Olga) was hired because of her ballet background, and trained extensively for a dance scene meant for the finale but never filmed.

I’m all the dubbed dialogue.

I’m an Italian film set in Germany and filmed in English.