The "Trump watch" is ripping off his most ardent MAGA supporters
[quote]A Daily Beast review of the site’s Trustpilot profile uncovers a string of poor reviews, with 57 percent of the 30 customers who have rated the watches at the time of publication giving the company just one star. Another 3 percent of reviewers gave it two stars. ... Reviews cite delays, non-arrivals, and ignored demands for refunds.
$499 to $2,499 for a fake gaudy Rolex like you'd buy on a street corner, except instead of ROLEX it says TRUMP. Cue the rave reviews!
[quote] Infact, its the most beautiful watch in the world to look at and thats a lot of watches to compare it to. This afternoon, my wrist felt itchy and was burning up. I removed the most beautiful watch I have ever seen and I had a strange rash all around my wrist from the strap. When inspecting the strap, the colour has already started to change from Silver to Black, as if its been scratched away. I wore it for 6 hours and it looks like it was thrown from a car window on the highway and driven over by every passing vehicle for the next hour. Very dissapointed in this product, not least because its supposed to represent the Greatest man to ever lead our country, and its making a mockery of him.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 16, 2025 9:26 PM
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When even its silver plated layer is fake you realize how much that watch represents the value (and the values) of the man that sells them to the rest of the world.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 16, 2025 10:52 AM
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He doesn't care. He's at the point where he gets his cut up front before he licenses anything. Yes, he is surrounded by shady people.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 16, 2025 10:57 AM
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Should anyone be surprised?
After all, he's adorned the Oval Office with gold spray painted plastic mouldings purchased from Home Depot.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 16, 2025 11:02 AM
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These things probably cost $20 to make. If that.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 16, 2025 11:13 AM
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This is quite the shock after all the other high-quality products and services Trump has offered through the years.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 16, 2025 11:22 AM
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The mere existence of Trump proves there’s a sucker born every minute. Millions of them, unfortunately.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 16, 2025 11:44 AM
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Something with his name on it is a pile of shit? No way.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 16, 2025 3:01 PM
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A defective Trump product? No, I don't believe it.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 16, 2025 3:10 PM
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The only shocking element of this story is that anyone thought they were buying a quality product.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 16, 2025 3:57 PM
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I am so happy for these fucking retards. I only wish he sold Trump houses or a Trump retirement plan so they could lose everything. $3,000 isn't enough.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 16, 2025 5:34 PM
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drip drip drip. 10 years of daily reminders how many complete imbeciles walk this earth.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 16, 2025 5:52 PM
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Good! Bone the deplorables, donald!
Writer Rick Wilson laid it out succinctly with his iconic "Everything trump Touches Dies;" how do BLOAT's* minions not understand?
. * Biggest Loser Of All Time
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 16, 2025 7:31 PM
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He’ll never spend the money he has now before he croaks but he keeps trying to get his grubby little hands on more.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 16, 2025 7:37 PM
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Has Alarm Clock Jack commented?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 16, 2025 8:05 PM
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When does Trump report to prison?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 16, 2025 8:07 PM
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Once his accursed base has come to their senses having lost everything - jobs, savings, personal property, savings, and the lives of their unvaccinated children - it isn't difficult to imagine a feral mob capturing and holding him down, forcibly stuffing wad after wad of worthless cash down his greedy, gaping throat.
What's he call it? Retribution?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 16, 2025 8:10 PM
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if they were stupid enough to buy that piece of shit, they deserved to get ripped off.....
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 16, 2025 8:11 PM
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SOON: Trump Realer Estate™. Because a good MAGAt and his money are soon parted.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 16, 2025 8:47 PM
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When will the Trump/Kushner Gaza timeshares be available? I want in on the ground floor. God Bless our peace President Trump!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 16, 2025 8:49 PM
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And it really really works.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 16, 2025 9:26 PM
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