Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas reportedly call it quits on their brief romance

Has Siri commented?

It's hard for me to comment right now: mommy's carrying me in her arms and won't let me down until we make it to the waiting room of the orthodontic clinic.

[quote]"The two no longer felt “a spark”

In other words, the contract was up.

May this be the last fake romance he inflicts upon the public.

It looks like Cruise's tits have shrunk.

If these two crazy kids can’t make it…

Pretty girl who has terrible taste

I think the problem here is that Ana de Armas doesnt have a cock.

Cruise needs to come out of the closet and do a Charlie Sheen. Coming out has clearly been good for Sheen it'll be good for Cruise too

Xenu is a jealous mistress. Ana couldn’t compete.

I think Tom Cruise's missing soul is more problematic than de Armas' missing cock.

There wasn't a couch left to jump upon: it was like JD would spoil them two strokes ahead of poor old Tommy Boy.

In other words she finally figured out he was never going to fuck her and he was a weirdo, so she decided the weekly checks just weren't worth it.

de Armas realized he wasn't going to get her anywhere and was a waste of time.

I honestly wish I could make sense od Tom Cruise. His sexuality is the least of his issues. Writing off a relationship with your child and putting just about everything above it is indicative of someone with a warped sense of values. I think he just operates on overdrive at all times with zero down time to be reflective or contemplative of what really matters. Add to that Scientology and you have a very accomplished but lost individual.

[quote]"The two no longer felt “a spark”

She failed her audit

I don't believe this! It CAN'T be true!

Is there no old sea hag from the Sea Org he can settle down with?

R13: He's a lousy, but ambitious actor with movie star looks. What's to figure out.

Poor feminine hygiene.

A virile heterosexual man has a hard time limiting himself to just one piece of tail.

Apparently Ana doesn't do anal.

She will never again run her fingers through his wig.

She wasn’t into pegging, apparently.

Cue Matt Damon.

She’s lucky to get out before the Scientology machinery entrapped her for life.

He just didn't offer her enough money.

No woman will beard him for free.

Where’s Nicole?

And is she running away from or into him?

Hey, if Bennifer had their revival, then anything can happen.

It must be because he’s such a pussy hound chasing other women

Xenu said no to the relationship.

Tom Cruise has NOT stopped have a romance with COCK 🍆

Oh no!

Tom Cruise is definitely a weirdo, but I think people still insisting he’s gay are on very thin ice.

[quote]with movie star looks

He's a 63 year old man with a broke down face. His 'movie star looks' faded years ago.

Why does he feel the need to be married or even coupled? The gay rumors are not secrets and haven't been for decades. The public doesn't buy it or care anyway. He's 63 and his looks are gone. No one is buying these "relationships," either. He looks like an idiot.

Just show up at red carpet events dateless, Tom. You're a huge star and you paid your dues and then some. The public accepts you as eccentric, it's part of your brand now. Own it.

That’s why I think he is not actually gay. He has no need for a beard now.

Did she turn out not to be as good at Greco-Roman wrestling as he'd hoped?

Tom Cruise lives in a different reality and common-sense arguments like "he's too old to need a beard" don't apply to him. He is obviously still obsessed with maintaining his public persona as a **STAR** and manly man (cf. the Mission Impossible movies), even if no one else believes it, and that requires a heterosexual relationship and a reason to appear in front of cameras.

Plus there's the Scientology factor.

I think he’s asexual. Suri is the product of a turkey baster.

If you're going to get a beard, why get one who is known for these PR romances? Doesn't that defeat the purpose? First with Ben on the skids from Jen Garner, now Tom?

.y bet is she refused to get sucked into the Co$.

It's so sad when heterosexual young love comes to and end

Ana figured out - Tom's in no position anymore to help her career.

Tom must have suddenly remembered that he likes COCK.

Whatever.

Cruise is an oddball, simple as that. Always was, always will be.

But for the life of me, I can't figure out what it is that I'm not picking up about de Armas that, apparently, everybody else sees.

I was so curious about what all the fuss was about with her, so I sat through the first "Knives Out" movie.

She's no beauty and the 40 lb bag of wood pellets in my garage is more exciting to watch than her.

He must've seen her performance in Blonde.

Isn't this what happened with the last Latina Tammy dated? (Penelope Cruz) She bearded for a few months, before moving on to a dude not more in love with Xenu than her.

Many of Tom Cruise's films have huge budgets and need to fill a lot of seats all over the world to be profitable. Sadly, they need make big money in countries that are still uncomfortable with/ hostile to gay leading men. Eg. I'm afraid that the Mission Impossible franchise wouldn't play so well in, say, India or Indonesia with an out-and-proud Ethan Hunt. The overseas markets still drive plenty of marketing decisions.

I also think he's asexual. I know he doesn't have a normal dating life and that he has contracts and screening processes that suggest bearding, but I think it's covering up neurodivergence and an inability or desire to form natural, normative relationships.

Being asexual doesn't negate the possibility that he has a homosexual, homoromantic, or homosocial orientation. I'm not saying he's heterosexual necessarily. And Scientology clearly plays a part, too. But I think the dude is just fucking weird and no woman would have him unless she was getting some sort of deal or payout.

Uh huh

They couldn’t get a spark if they rubbed balloons in their hair.

Plenty of women would have him under whatever terms, just not red carpet-ready pretty actresses who can attract a pretty decent catch on their own and have real relationship with him if they want.

Who is this deadbeat father?.......................Siri Holmes.

Wonder if Nicole got pregnant via in vitro because he couldn't get it up for her. Either that, or perhaps she really DID get pregnant by Ewan McG (and lost it) because she was sick of being in a bearding, sexless marriage ("Nicole knows what she did").

I guess they couldn't agree on the new terms of the bearding contract.

Came here for the bitchy comments. Feeling satisfied already.

He got mad when she hid his wig glue

Her E-meter reading did not go well.

[quote]”The two no longer felt a spark.”

He doesn’t like vagina, and she doesn’t like breasts.

She was glib.

Watch for the next interview where he'll say something like "great girl, we just couldn't make our schedules work" or some other bullshit response.