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How many of you ever recited the first bar to the first verse of a hymn but tagged on at the end "between the sheets"? It doesn't always work but sometimes it does! Examples:
Just as I am without one plea...between the sheets.
I sing a song of the saints of God...between the sheets.
Lord Christ when thou first cam'st to men...between the sheets.
And so many more!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 16, 2025 12:23 PM |
Memories...
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 16, 2025 3:52 AM |
Is this the new version of ending the fortune from a fortune cookie with, "in bed"?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 16, 2025 8:41 AM |
I like the “anus” one where you replace one word in a title.
ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE ANUS
ONE ANUS AFTER ANOTHER
etc
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