Crown Prince Christian of Denmark Turns 20

The full set of photos released by the Royal House of Denmark at the link below.

He's better looking than his (distant) British cousins William and Harry.

Once he stopped parting his hair in the middle and dropped the baby fat, he turned out to be the best looking heir in Europe.

The royalty worship at DL is a big turnoff.

Has he been rear-ended yet?

Dick pic?

No comparison to his father in his prime.

Or now.

R3's drooping ass at DL is a huge (literally) turnoff.

He’s very basic looking.

He's either slathered on more foundation and concealer than used on a Wednesday night drag show, or he's applied the Kari Lake Lightroom preset to those photos.

Back off, bitches. He’s mine.

He's got his mum's pre-rhinoplasty nose and small, beady eyes. No, mange tak.

As always with these threads judging someone's appearance, I assume that the more negative the commentary, the uglier the poster.

Frederick, Christian, Frederick, Christian—the Danes need to to expand their royal name repertory.

[quote]He’s very basic looking.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with basic, normal, white men. He's attractive and seems to be growing into his looks. He's still very young.

Not every attractive man has to be from Tonga with face tattoos.

[quote] The royalty worship at DL is a big turnoff.

The rest of us here desperately care about what does and does not appeal to you personally, Anonymous.

[quote] Frederick, Christian, Frederick, Christian—the Danes need to to expand their royal name repertory.

Is Margrethe not different enough for you?

[quote] There's absolutely nothing wrong with basic, normal, white men.

They don’t warrant a thread.

Next time a male in the direct line should be named "Christian," they should surprise everyone by naming him instead "Muslim."

Now that's a very attractive lad.

R16 When Margrethe was born only males could inherit the throne. This was subsequently changed. I wonder what they would have named her otherwise? Frederika? Christine?

Well, she was Queen Margrethe II, so clearly there was precedent for another queen since there has to have been a Queen Margrethe I.

I'd just be happy to see another Sweyn or Cnut in the mix.

Verificatia?

The first thing I think when I look at him is "clean, very very clean". I like that in a man.

[quote] Well, she was Queen Margrethe II, so clearly there was precedent for another queen since there has to have been a Queen Margrethe I.

Yes, R21, however as I said, when Margrethe was born there was only male line inheritance - or male line primogeniture if you want the proper term.

Margrethe I reigned 600 years earlier so quite a lot could have changed in the interim.

[quote] Verificatia?

Of what?

Oh please. If this generic white bread wasn’t a prince, y’all wouldn’t even look twice.

size-meat, r27. Are you new here?

We're sure you're much prettier, r28.

It has been suggested that the laws regarding succession to the Danish crown were changed once it became apparent that Queen Ingrid - Margrethe's mother - wouldn't be having any more children after three girls.

The heir at the time was King Frederik's brother Knud who had two sons of his own however possibly as a result of generations of inbreeding poor Knud and his children got a big bash with the ugly stick and were rumoured to be mentally defective. Hey presto! The succession laws were changed and Frederik's daughter Margrethe, quite intelligent and not hideously ugly was the new heir.

Here's a pic of Knud's eldest son.

He should go to Greenland to marry a nice, sturdy Greenlandic Eskimo girl.

Inuit!

Is he one of them homesexuals ah’ve been reading about in the Enquirer? My friend Louise - she’s in my Wednesday morning Bible study group - and she’s been to Europe, and she says Europe is full of these homesexuals. No wonder Trump don’t want to stop Putin from clearing out that place.

To be ugly at 20 with his genes and money would be an accomplishment. Likely downhill from here.

He looked fat just a couple of years ago.

[quote]They don’t warrant a thread.

Oh, the Hall Monitor has arrived.

R1, Prince William was a knockout at 20. Spitting image of his mother.

Princess Elisabeth of Denmark - not especially attractive.

[quote]He’s very basic looking.

Post your photo so we can see what a real stunner looks like.

Go on.

Could you be more ignorant, R32?

Sidenote: King Charles should have arranged long ago for his halfwit son Harry to marry that chubby Crown Princess Catharina Amalia of the Netherlands. It would have made Harry a Prince Consort like Prince Philip and made him feel important in a high ranking position. Not as high ranking as his brother but more than a "spare" and it certainly would have avoided the poor marital choice that butt hurt Harry the spare made.

R42, if not the Crown Princess of the Netherlands, then he could have married Princess Madeline of Sweden (though she married a Brit-American). She's rather pretty.

R42, he asked, but they didn't want him.

Former Fatty fixed

R35 the Danish Royal Family is cash poor; they live on their taxpayers forced generosity. None of the Scandinavian Royals have ever had much generational wealth.

R26 a ten second Google reveals she had a unique title as Danish monarch. She ledthe union of Denmark and Norway, and she was at the same time the consort of Sweden. Technically she was never specifically queen regnant, though she had the equivalent power. She ruled at a time of great machinations among the three Scandinavian kingdoms.

R46, unlike the Dutch royal family, who are reportedly very wealthy.

For the longest time I was worried that he would out looking like his paternal grandfather, Prince Henrik.

The transformation is lovely.

Their investments shell out so much cash it’s like oil gushing from a well.

Henrik was a real pissant—very jealous of his wife’s status.

Henrik was not bad looking in his prime though. Kinda average but not the bloated troll he eventually became.

"turn out"

I thought that was Tim Curry, r39.

Oh you are clever R47! You must feel very happy with yourself.