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Trump Launches Vewy Vewy Secret Covert Operation Against the Government of Venezuela

Sssshhh! Don't tell anyone! Only the NYT knows.

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by Anonymousreply 11October 16, 2025 1:19 AM

The Trump Regime will be dusting off the "Cone of Silence" technology from the 1960s to maintain total secrecy over this vital national security mission.

by Anonymousreply 1October 15, 2025 7:53 PM

[quote]The Trump Regime will be dusting off the "Cone of Silence" technology

It's from France.

by Anonymousreply 2October 15, 2025 8:01 PM

Who blabbed?

by Anonymousreply 3October 15, 2025 8:20 PM

So, we’re trying to overthrow the government of Venezuela. How lame is that? What is this, 1963?

by Anonymousreply 4October 15, 2025 8:28 PM

Why not? What could possibly go wrong?

by Anonymousreply 5October 15, 2025 8:33 PM

Not a damn thing, Dick.

by Anonymousreply 6October 15, 2025 8:40 PM

What happened to Panama, Canada and Greenland?

by Anonymousreply 7October 15, 2025 8:44 PM

Never mind them places R7.

Why the hell aren't we waging war in Chicago, LA, Seattle and Portland and all those other libtard places of lawlessness and godlessness? We need to eliminate these modern day Sodom and Gomorrahs.

by Anonymousreply 8October 15, 2025 8:50 PM

Don’t they have some more fishing boats to bomb?

by Anonymousreply 9October 15, 2025 10:44 PM

We're still trying to come up with cover stories for those countries, R7. No one will buy terrorist/drug dealing Greenlanders

by Anonymousreply 10October 16, 2025 1:00 AM

R10, and you need to pretend that you have some support from the locals. But everyone in Canada, Greenland and Panama hates us now.

by Anonymousreply 11October 16, 2025 1:19 AM
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