Which actress would you cast to be wrapped in a giant python? š
Top actresses are circling a major juicy Oscar-potential lead role that could do for them what 127 Hours did for James Franco.
Snake Crush is a propulsive, ticking-clock survival thriller about a woman hiking alone in the Everglades who wakes to find herself trapped in the crushing coils of a massive python, fighting to stay alive as every breath brings her closer to death. Inspired by true events and told primarily in real time, every minute the giant python squeezes tighter, the less hope she has to survive, untilā¦
Sure to be crowd pleaser, the picture is positioned as a Valentineās tentpole as audiences are expected to bring their main squeeze. It also hits all four quadrants, appealing to men wanting action, women looking for romance, and teens who love reptiles.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 14, 2025 9:40 PM
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I vote for you to star, OP. Please try to get some real life experience prior to filming.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 14, 2025 6:25 PM
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Sounds like the role has June Squibb's name all over it.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 14, 2025 6:28 PM
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Well, we have seen Pamela Anderson take on a big snake in movies before.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 14, 2025 6:35 PM
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I canāt imagine watching something like that. Iāve never seen 127 Hours or Geraldās Game, either.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 14, 2025 6:50 PM
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Sounds like the most boring movie ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 14, 2025 6:52 PM
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I'd rather see the star fight her way from inside the python.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 14, 2025 6:54 PM
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It seems like it would be a slow moving movie....maybe not a success.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 14, 2025 6:56 PM
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[quote]nspired by true events and told primarily in real time
"Inspired"?
"Primarily"?
"Real time"
Oh, dear x 3 hisses
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 14, 2025 6:57 PM
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Whatās wrong with those three things?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 14, 2025 7:00 PM
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I was hoping Princess Python was finally joining the MCU
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 14, 2025 7:00 PM
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This is the role that will finally get me my Oscar! And I'm more qualified than anyone else. I was in "Anaconda," you know.
Fuck "Kiss of the Spider Woman!" Bring me the snake!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 14, 2025 7:06 PM
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Jennifer Lopez defeated an anaconda. Prior experience may be helpful to the role.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 14, 2025 7:06 PM
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Damn, you beat me by a few seconds, r13. And you said it better!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 14, 2025 7:08 PM
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This just might be Glennās chance to finally win!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 14, 2025 7:18 PM
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Hollywood is definitely catering to the lowest in our natures.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 14, 2025 8:15 PM
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If Hollywood dresses up James (Fat Fuck) Corden as a woman, I'd go see it.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 14, 2025 9:40 PM
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