The ones who won't go anywhere without a toupee or a face full of makeup
Or the ones who spend half their income on plastic surgery
Let's name them!
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The ones who won't go anywhere without a toupee or a face full of makeup
Or the ones who spend half their income on plastic surgery
Let's name them!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 15, 2025 5:27 PM |
The Kardashians
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 14, 2025 2:46 PM |
Dump
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 14, 2025 2:49 PM |
R1 won. Thread closed.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 14, 2025 3:37 PM |
Barbra. She only does interviews if the set flips so her left side is visible. Rosie, Ellen, Fallon, and she even drove on Corden’s Car Pook Karaoke so she would be on the correct side.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 14, 2025 3:45 PM |
JLow
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 14, 2025 3:46 PM |
Madonna
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 14, 2025 3:52 PM |
Pauly Shore, but he’s broke which is why you don’t see him.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 14, 2025 3:52 PM |
ALL of them
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 14, 2025 3:56 PM |
Tammy Cruise and his wig. Come on, 60-year-olds don't have bangs
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 14, 2025 3:57 PM |
Nicky Kidman
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 14, 2025 4:00 PM |
DEFINITELY JLo. She probably photographs her bowel movements, thinks they are works of art and calls the domestic help in to comment on their form, consistency and smell.
I'd also say Ariana Grande. The amount of plastic surgery this one has had is astounding and the calculated way she always holds her head up in a certain angle for pictures, along with her carefully controlled facial expressions...she definitely clocks in at the upper end of the vanity chart.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 14, 2025 4:06 PM |
Another vote for Nicole Kidman. She had an enormous amount of plastic surgery at a relatively young age and is still playing the mother of young children.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 14, 2025 4:10 PM |
Eddie Murphy (from stories) - at least at one part of his life
Seinfeld- smug and vain about his talent/status/success
J Lo - agreed
You may not agree with her assessment about herself but I've heard reports that Paris Hilton is very vain about herself.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 14, 2025 4:18 PM |
Whoever it is, I bet they think this thread is about them.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 14, 2025 4:18 PM |
R11, and the most annoying thing about Ariana is that she denies all the work she's had.
She's anorexic, too
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 14, 2025 4:21 PM |
r15 - yes, very anorexic. And her facial transformation over the years is along the lines of Michael Jackson's.
Here is what she looked like before she started fucking with her face.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 14, 2025 4:30 PM |
Mario Lopez
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 14, 2025 4:31 PM |
About 15 years ago, Donna Karan said that Demi Moore was the celebrity most obsessed with her looks.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 14, 2025 4:32 PM |
Speaking of Michael Jackson, I think Ariana Grande has some weird form of body dysmorphia, r16. Calling her vain doesn't feel accurate when she clearly has some type of mental health issue. She's 85 pounds and had tons of plastic surgery in her 20s. Seems like she's crazy and not vain.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 14, 2025 4:42 PM |
I knew the song was about me!!!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 14, 2025 4:43 PM |
"Mario Lopez"
There's the slightest difference between being vain and being an inveterate fame whore, and Mario has it covered.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 14, 2025 4:53 PM |
Jennifer Lopez, George Clooney, Oprah, Meghan Duchess of Sussex, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Emmanuel Macron, Al Sharpton, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Slavoj Žižek, Bernard-Henri Lévy, Matthew Barney, Daphne Guinness, Tom Ford
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 14, 2025 5:26 PM |
Vanity comes from deep insecurity.
I will always love her, but Mariah is a special case.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 14, 2025 5:40 PM |
Madonna is up there
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 15, 2025 4:18 AM |
Jane Fonda
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 15, 2025 4:30 AM |
Taylor Swift
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 15, 2025 4:32 AM |
A lot of times it's the ones who mostly became famous for their beauty in the first place and know deep down they don't have much talent to fall back on:
Madonna
J-Lo
Sharon Stone
Johnathon Schaech
Morgan Fairchild
George Hamilton
Warren Beatty
Goldie Hawn
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 15, 2025 4:35 AM |
I have plenty of talent! I won a Golden Globe!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 15, 2025 1:31 PM |
Ask Carly Simon.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 15, 2025 2:30 PM |
[quote]Tammy Cruise and his wig. Come on, 60-year-olds don't have bangs
I beg to differ. Many of us over 60 simply look sexy and divine with bangs!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 15, 2025 2:44 PM |
r4, same with Mariah Carey. A cinematographer friend was interviewing with her and she asked if he knew which side was her good side. He did not
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 15, 2025 3:03 PM |
Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 15, 2025 3:06 PM |
I disagree about Sharon Stone. I don’t think she comes across as overly concerned about her looks and seems to look pretty natural for her age, even though she’s definitely had work.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 15, 2025 3:07 PM |
BrendaD
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 15, 2025 3:08 PM |
Cher
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 15, 2025 3:08 PM |
R33 = Sharon Stone
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 15, 2025 4:41 PM |
Angelina Jolie
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 15, 2025 4:48 PM |
Is it vanity or insecurity? A lot of actors who try to rearrrange things so they look good sound more insecure than vain. I get called vain all the time but i care about how i look as i feel i can scrub up great and fake it but i dont believe im naturally very handsome without a good effort. Its insecurity. I read the brilliant Danny Devito is very vain...and he certainly doesnt mind being naked on Its always sunny in philadelphia, which is a show i Love.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 15, 2025 4:49 PM |
The KARTRASHWHORIANS, ALL OF THEM!!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 15, 2025 5:02 PM |
Diana Ross. That ratty, wild, long-haired wig never looked good on her since she started wearing it regularly 45 years ago. At 81, walking around with that wild bush doesn't do her any favors.
She looked so much better in the 70s, with her elegant sleek look (especially on the 'diana' cover in 1980, where she posed with her real hair, first time in years). The sleek look brought focus to her elegant facial features.
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