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Who are the VAINEST celebrities?

The ones who won't go anywhere without a toupee or a face full of makeup

Or the ones who spend half their income on plastic surgery

Let's name them!

by Anonymousreply 40October 15, 2025 5:27 PM

The Kardashians

by Anonymousreply 1October 14, 2025 2:46 PM

Dump

by Anonymousreply 2October 14, 2025 2:49 PM

R1 won. Thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 3October 14, 2025 3:37 PM

Barbra. She only does interviews if the set flips so her left side is visible. Rosie, Ellen, Fallon, and she even drove on Corden’s Car Pook Karaoke so she would be on the correct side.

by Anonymousreply 4October 14, 2025 3:45 PM

JLow

by Anonymousreply 5October 14, 2025 3:46 PM

Madonna

by Anonymousreply 6October 14, 2025 3:52 PM

Pauly Shore, but he’s broke which is why you don’t see him.

by Anonymousreply 7October 14, 2025 3:52 PM

ALL of them

by Anonymousreply 8October 14, 2025 3:56 PM

Tammy Cruise and his wig. Come on, 60-year-olds don't have bangs

by Anonymousreply 9October 14, 2025 3:57 PM

Nicky Kidman

by Anonymousreply 10October 14, 2025 4:00 PM

DEFINITELY JLo. She probably photographs her bowel movements, thinks they are works of art and calls the domestic help in to comment on their form, consistency and smell.

I'd also say Ariana Grande. The amount of plastic surgery this one has had is astounding and the calculated way she always holds her head up in a certain angle for pictures, along with her carefully controlled facial expressions...she definitely clocks in at the upper end of the vanity chart.

by Anonymousreply 11October 14, 2025 4:06 PM

Another vote for Nicole Kidman. She had an enormous amount of plastic surgery at a relatively young age and is still playing the mother of young children.

by Anonymousreply 12October 14, 2025 4:10 PM

Eddie Murphy (from stories) - at least at one part of his life

Seinfeld- smug and vain about his talent/status/success

J Lo - agreed

You may not agree with her assessment about herself but I've heard reports that Paris Hilton is very vain about herself.

by Anonymousreply 13October 14, 2025 4:18 PM

Whoever it is, I bet they think this thread is about them.

by Anonymousreply 14October 14, 2025 4:18 PM

R11, and the most annoying thing about Ariana is that she denies all the work she's had.

She's anorexic, too

by Anonymousreply 15October 14, 2025 4:21 PM

r15 - yes, very anorexic. And her facial transformation over the years is along the lines of Michael Jackson's.

Here is what she looked like before she started fucking with her face.

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by Anonymousreply 16October 14, 2025 4:30 PM

Mario Lopez

by Anonymousreply 17October 14, 2025 4:31 PM

About 15 years ago, Donna Karan said that Demi Moore was the celebrity most obsessed with her looks.

by Anonymousreply 18October 14, 2025 4:32 PM

Speaking of Michael Jackson, I think Ariana Grande has some weird form of body dysmorphia, r16. Calling her vain doesn't feel accurate when she clearly has some type of mental health issue. She's 85 pounds and had tons of plastic surgery in her 20s. Seems like she's crazy and not vain.

by Anonymousreply 19October 14, 2025 4:42 PM

I knew the song was about me!!!

by Anonymousreply 20October 14, 2025 4:43 PM

"Mario Lopez"

There's the slightest difference between being vain and being an inveterate fame whore, and Mario has it covered.

by Anonymousreply 21October 14, 2025 4:53 PM

Jennifer Lopez, George Clooney, Oprah, Meghan Duchess of Sussex, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Emmanuel Macron, Al Sharpton, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Slavoj Žižek, Bernard-Henri Lévy, Matthew Barney, Daphne Guinness, Tom Ford

by Anonymousreply 22October 14, 2025 5:26 PM

Vanity comes from deep insecurity.

I will always love her, but Mariah is a special case.

by Anonymousreply 23October 14, 2025 5:40 PM

Madonna is up there

by Anonymousreply 24October 15, 2025 4:18 AM

Jane Fonda

by Anonymousreply 25October 15, 2025 4:30 AM

Taylor Swift

by Anonymousreply 26October 15, 2025 4:32 AM

A lot of times it's the ones who mostly became famous for their beauty in the first place and know deep down they don't have much talent to fall back on:

Madonna

J-Lo

Sharon Stone

Johnathon Schaech

Morgan Fairchild

George Hamilton

Warren Beatty

Goldie Hawn

by Anonymousreply 27October 15, 2025 4:35 AM

I have plenty of talent! I won a Golden Globe!

by Anonymousreply 28October 15, 2025 1:31 PM

Ask Carly Simon.

by Anonymousreply 29October 15, 2025 2:30 PM

[quote]Tammy Cruise and his wig. Come on, 60-year-olds don't have bangs

I beg to differ. Many of us over 60 simply look sexy and divine with bangs!

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by Anonymousreply 30October 15, 2025 2:44 PM

r4, same with Mariah Carey. A cinematographer friend was interviewing with her and she asked if he knew which side was her good side. He did not

by Anonymousreply 31October 15, 2025 3:03 PM

Trump.

by Anonymousreply 32October 15, 2025 3:06 PM

I disagree about Sharon Stone. I don’t think she comes across as overly concerned about her looks and seems to look pretty natural for her age, even though she’s definitely had work.

by Anonymousreply 33October 15, 2025 3:07 PM

BrendaD

by Anonymousreply 34October 15, 2025 3:08 PM

Cher

by Anonymousreply 35October 15, 2025 3:08 PM

R33 = Sharon Stone

by Anonymousreply 36October 15, 2025 4:41 PM

Angelina Jolie

by Anonymousreply 37October 15, 2025 4:48 PM

Is it vanity or insecurity? A lot of actors who try to rearrrange things so they look good sound more insecure than vain. I get called vain all the time but i care about how i look as i feel i can scrub up great and fake it but i dont believe im naturally very handsome without a good effort. Its insecurity. I read the brilliant Danny Devito is very vain...and he certainly doesnt mind being naked on Its always sunny in philadelphia, which is a show i Love.

by Anonymousreply 38October 15, 2025 4:49 PM

The KARTRASHWHORIANS, ALL OF THEM!!

by Anonymousreply 39October 15, 2025 5:02 PM

Diana Ross. That ratty, wild, long-haired wig never looked good on her since she started wearing it regularly 45 years ago. At 81, walking around with that wild bush doesn't do her any favors.

She looked so much better in the 70s, with her elegant sleek look (especially on the 'diana' cover in 1980, where she posed with her real hair, first time in years). The sleek look brought focus to her elegant facial features.

by Anonymousreply 40October 15, 2025 5:27 PM
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