As a top, if you're travelling to a bottoms house, what are the top 5 things you expect him to provide for you there?

Turkey meatballs and a shower.

[QUOTE]what are some little things you enjoy personally from your bottoms?

Presenting hole, obviously.

I mean... I think that goes without saying R2.

Top 5 things

1. A towel - I'm not wiping my dick on the curtains.

2. Poppers if he wants them. I'm providing the dick, not those.

3. The offer of a shower afterwards

4. That his pets are locked away

5. His full attention, he has to put his fucking phone down, unless we're capturing it on video.

Some moans and some submissive encouragements.

One time I had a guy come to my house and when he went to use the restroom, saw massage gel and thought it was lube but it was that warming kind. Poor guy was stinging

Just be super cleaned out and have our fuck space ready

[quote]As a top, if you're travelling to a bottoms house, what are the top 5 things you expect him to provide for you there?

If it's you--an apostrophe would be #1 on the list.

Four of the bottom's finest sheep and two of his best cattle.

1. A clean hole, not a literal shit hole.

2. A clean hole.

3. A clean hole.

4. A clean hole.

5. A clean hole.

And did I mention I want a clean, shit-free hole?

Seconding R10 and R4.

1. Acceptable and clean bathroom linens

2. A neat and organized living space

3. Pets and Elderly family members sequestered to a guest room .

4. Acceptable porn playing in the background ( 1080 or 4K resolution )

5. Clean and tactically acceptable bed linens

6. Fresh Poppers that do not contain Isopropyl Nitrate

7. Lights dimmed to an acceptable level

8. Lube , Poppers, Hand towels and Condoms arranged neatly on the night stand .

9. Host should be within 5 years in age of actual picture portrayed in hook up app

10. Host should present as male , be freshly showered , limited or no cologne /body spray use and no neck chains .

11. Limited but polite pre and post coitus conversation

Track lighting.

Shag carpet.

Fondue.

Earrings.

Caftans

An all-you-can-eat buffet

1200 thread count sheets, preferably Egyptian cotton

A pillow menu

Lemon bars

Choice of still and sparkling bottled water

Inability to speak

A ready but not blown-out hole

Gas money

R12 has boundaries and they will be stated.

I saw this question on Reddit a few hours ago.

I guess now that I’m getting older, my standards are lower. Most of these things I don’t care about anymore. I’ll gladly fuck a guy on some dirty sheets cause it’s not like I’m sleeping in them—I’m going home to my bed after. I don’t care how neat and tidy your place is cause, again, I’m going home after. Family members? You can have the fam watch for all I care.

I think my list is down to two things really: a clean hole and full consent.

chocolate on the pillow and not up his ass

#11 is definitely important to me, r12. People who can't make small talk for 20 seconds turn me off. They either have zero social skills or they think being nice to a hookup is beneath them.

Change for a Dollar.

No porn, r12. I’m there to be the entertainment, not watch it. And no fucking poppers. It’s 2025, not 1975.

Seriously, I’d walk out over the porn.

1) clean and empty hole. no mid fuck dirty water skirts

2) eye contact, pleasant communication even if minimal

3) no pets

4) for suburban hookups, clear parking info in advance

5) clean bathroom, clean fuck surface

A thoroughly scrubbed with Hibiclens anus

What a depressing thread an existence.

Minus the Lemon Bars!

I said "MMM!!!! LEMON BAHS!!!!"

Show tunes, champagne and a well rehearsed jazz routine.

A full set of teeth

A salad bar

Methamphetamine and a disco ball.

The basics go without saying: clean, lube, all that.

But my beef? Bad Porn Technology. Nothing kills the mood faster than a guy trying to type xHamster into his TV’s browser with a remote. It’s 2025 - Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, AI assistants, in your pocket, nonstop bb porn. Gay-card revoked.

r12, I'm surprised you do not insist on bowlfuls of M&Ms with all the green ones removed.

Tops? On DL?

As a submissive bottom, I find R12’s exacting and precise demands to be kinda hot.

1. $2,500 cash 2. Nipple Clamps 3. A carton of Marlboro Reds 4. Colt 45 5. A Happy Meal

Baby oil.

One bowl of all blue M&Ms

Twelve bottles of sparkling water - half must be carbonated clockwise, half counter-clockwise.

One taxidermied ferret wearing a monocle

A small fog machine

A crystal decanter of water drawn at dawn from the nearest mountain stream

You sound fuckable R37.

Some of you really seem to think your host is running and bed and breakfast.

Lace doilies on every surface.

R37 is Jennifer Lopez dictating her contract riders to her minions.

R39, see r1

I enjoy a piggy bottom bitch

All I really need is a big bowl of lentils and a glass coffee table. Some Mantovani in the background would be nice.

A feather boa, some dental floss and a nice Chianti.

#1. A douched, cleaned and soap washed ass.

#2. A freshly cleaned cock and balls.

#3. Towels and clean bedding.

#4. Cleaned and groomed hands and feet.

#5. Fresh breath.

No wire hangers ever!!

r12, if you came to my place and demanded I show you porn, I'd send you right out the door.

If you want to watch porn, you can watch it on your own time.

Miss R48 has stated her boundaries.

1) Water

2) A welcoming environment: a clean home with an inviting bedroom and an immaculate bathroom with towels

3) A welcoming personality: polite, submissive and overly fawning always get me rock hard.

4) A pristine hole

5) A shower if I want it (see number 2)

R43 is an absolute doll.

When Nicholas Fairford went inside my mother in Myrtle Beach he wiped his moose sized cock on her Laura Ashley curtains LIKE A REAL MAN.

He had no "pre qualifications" for mother other than a willing pussy.

And per mother, he was a REAL MAN.

Scented candles, douched, showered, pre-lubed, a fuck towel and baby wipes.

Pie and cake.

When I leave I expect a juice box

A need to be mated with-a need for a deep breeding

Fritos and cheese dip.

Sluts with demands- sounds fun.

Face slaps