Harvard Genius DOMINATES Ninja Warrior Course!

I love his tight little body.

And BDF.

Omg..those commentators are fucking annoying!

Harvard’s engineering programs don’t even crack the top ten. LOL

fuck, I would bury my face in those pits for DAYS

I love the concept of this show, the fun obstacle courses (which you can try yourself at ninja gyms), and the fact that they select so many hot guys to participate, but I cannot stand the sob stories, wasted time in between each run, and the horrible commentary. It's about 20% or less of actual content, so I never watch it live.

Now that's one hot Jew.

This year’s national champ was a blond teen from Utah.

[quote] This year’s national champ was a blond teen from Utah.

Can I share a little secret with you?

I don't think he's a real blond.

Too funny. His degree from Harvard is in Education! He’s a Northeastern grad.

I don’t want to chew on his hair R9

A degree from Harvard does not automatically make one a genius

Even if it’s from the School of Education! 🥸

ANW is basically the Miss America pageant for incel muscle queens.

Adam is mmm

R12, you're wrong.

Looks like he's getting married on NO KINGS DAY.

aussie version

Who knew it was possible to have even worse announcers?! Yet there they are…oof

I'd love to see what he can do to me in my bedroom. I have a new mattress he can jump all over naked before he jumps onto me.

R4 “lol”

“Yikes”

[Quote] Looks like he's getting married on NO KINGS DAY.

What lucky lady will get a lifetime of that man meat?

A lot of these guys, muscled and all, are really nerds. They’re totally focused—whether in their studies or these circuits.

Northeastern—really

r2 You doing ok, sweetie?

Actually, recently Northeastern has become a coveted school. Last year was the peak number of high school seniors applying to colleges—so even second rate colleges have become hard to get into over that last decade.

But now, there is a precipitous fall in students so second rate colleges will soon become easier

Actually, not. It’s famous for accepting most any full-tuition foreign national who can get a visa. And kids on the east coast so desperate to “go to school in Boston.”

How’s that working out now? 🤢

r28 I really am curious what has caused you to seethe so intensely about this particular post. Your comments make up more than half of the ones here. You are very bitterly envious for some strange reason?

Are you curious, yellow?

I don't get it...Harvard or Northeastern? I don't REALLY care, but did OP just get it wrong and it's Northeastern?

He's going to be one hot fucking teacher, wherever he goes.

Also...I watch all of these things with the sound OFF cuz of those stupid announcers (and as mentioned upthread, the faux sob stories).

Years ago, I used to watch this on late night TV when I couldn't sleep. This course is much longer than I remember them back then.

Is he forced to hear those screeching losers as he performs? They are why I never watch shows like this.