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I Dream of Joyce DeWitt

Seriously I just did!

Dreamt I ran into DeWitt in some crappy supermarket in my town that closed 20 years ago.

She didn't have the silver fox hair but rather the hair from her last appearance on Three's just with more grey highlights. She seemed annoyed I recognized her but I was persistent and even agreed to a selfie when I offered to take her groceries out to her car.

I asked why she was in town and she said she was interviewing a nanny (Joyce has kids?) and was opening her very own Walk of Fame in my town. I did mention Datalounge to her and she promised to research it once she got home.

When we got to her car, a beat up station wagon...maroon, I loaded up her groceries. A new coffee pot in one bag. The nanny was in the car and was very appreciative when I suggested they could get more bang for their buck at the Kroger about 5 miles down the road. Joyce liked the idea of fuel points...she's very economical after all!

She still seemed annoyed and attempted to drive off before I could get my selfie with her but relented when I leaned up against her door.

Then I woke up and here I am typing at 4:55am.

by Anonymousreply 9October 13, 2025 10:39 PM

I should have done the same thing, OP. Friday night, I had a dream with Vicki Lawrence; she was a waitress at the bar my mom and stepdad owned. Vicki was giving dirty looks and snark back to an old bitch customer, who was giving me dirty looks that radiated "I don't want that fag servicing me drinks or food." In that same dream, I was urinating blood, and when I woke up, I looked up the meaning,..."Dreaming about peeing blood often reflects pent-up emotions such as anger, sadness, or anxiety. This dream may indicate that you are experiencing emotional turmoil or carrying hidden fears and burdens that need to be addressed.

by Anonymousreply 1October 13, 2025 11:07 AM

Joyce DeTwit can die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

by Anonymousreply 2October 13, 2025 11:28 AM

R1, did you take Nyquil before sleep like I did?

by Anonymousreply 3October 13, 2025 12:20 PM

With Linda Lavin, Bonnie Franklin, Polly Holiday AND Diane Keaton out the way now, there is no excuse for Joyce to not reignite her career!

by Anonymousreply 4October 13, 2025 4:55 PM

I was set to do Shakespeare when Three’s Company came along, you know.

Have I mentioned that before? Perhaps 300 times?

by Anonymousreply 5October 13, 2025 7:05 PM

r3, No, I think it was a peanut butter sandwich, low-sodium Jif.

by Anonymousreply 6October 13, 2025 8:00 PM

Sounds like a sleep paralysis demon OP.

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by Anonymousreply 7October 13, 2025 9:12 PM

I had a demon visit me last night

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by Anonymousreply 8October 13, 2025 10:13 PM

I still have fans?

by Anonymousreply 9October 13, 2025 10:39 PM
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