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Cops Catch Man Violently Masturbating In Police Station

He's not very bright, is he?

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by Anonymousreply 10October 12, 2025 10:49 PM

I was JUST watching that. The "Violently" def caught my attention. I would like to see that. Haha

by Anonymousreply 1October 12, 2025 10:22 AM

Sometimes a guy just has needs, ok?

by Anonymousreply 2October 12, 2025 10:30 AM

What a wanker!

by Anonymousreply 3October 12, 2025 10:33 AM

Maybe he was on Ambien.

by Anonymousreply 4October 12, 2025 10:46 AM

ANTIFA!

by Anonymousreply 5October 12, 2025 12:11 PM

Flawduh Man cums again.

by Anonymousreply 6October 12, 2025 12:42 PM

he's cute in a trashy way

by Anonymousreply 7October 12, 2025 1:02 PM

A 40-second "news story" turned into an 11-minute sexposé of highly fluffed content. I hope the man at least had an enormous or curiously formed dick, because that would be the only memorable note in a nothing story. This should have been nothing more than a "what happened at work today" story for the desk sargent and arresting officer.

by Anonymousreply 8October 12, 2025 2:53 PM

I'm not sure how you can "violently" masturbate.

by Anonymousreply 9October 12, 2025 10:46 PM

Like your own dick owes you money?

by Anonymousreply 10October 12, 2025 10:49 PM
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