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Barbarella says Trump remains in "exceptional health"

[quote]...according to the letter...

President Donald Trump remains in "exceptional health," his physician said after the president underwent a "comprehensive follow-up evaluation" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Friday as part of his "ongoing health maintenance plan."

The update came in a letter from Dr. Sean Barbarella, the White House physician, released Friday evening.

The visit included advanced imaging, lab testing and preventive health assessments conducted by a team of specialists, according to the letter.

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by Anonymousreply 37October 12, 2025 8:04 PM

Barbarella...

by Anonymousreply 1October 11, 2025 9:45 AM

A little background on Sean Barbarella. He’s trained as an osteopath, not an M.D. Went to an osteopathic medical school in Missouri called A.T. Still. From there he became a US military physician, dealing with emergency care and eventually moving up into management of teams of military physicians.

He hasn’t exactly been trained or had much experience in treating older patients with cardiology issues, vascular issues, and brain issues. But I’m sure it pays well to hold his current job and spout off whatever superlatives will please Trump.

by Anonymousreply 2October 11, 2025 10:06 AM

"Exceptional health" = On death's door.

by Anonymousreply 3October 11, 2025 11:39 AM

How are Trump's ankles a sign of excellent health?

Those ankles are so swollen, Trump looks like he's baking bread in those shoes.

by Anonymousreply 4October 11, 2025 11:44 AM

Jesus, they can’t even find a real doctor for this shit?

by Anonymousreply 5October 11, 2025 12:21 PM

Exceptionally precarious.

by Anonymousreply 6October 11, 2025 12:33 PM

Osteopaths go through the same training as MDs.

by Anonymousreply 7October 11, 2025 12:33 PM

We can only hope, r3.

by Anonymousreply 8October 11, 2025 12:36 PM

And what about those mysterious blotches on his hands he tries covering up with his pancake makeup?

by Anonymousreply 9October 11, 2025 12:38 PM

If only Barbarella said Trump's remains in "exceptional condition".

by Anonymousreply 10October 11, 2025 12:40 PM

I don't believe he's in "exceptional health", but he keeps on living despite his constant anger, poor diet,, lack of exercise, and Internet chatter predicting his imminent death, so I can't get myself to care much about his actual status. Eventually his time will be up. Might be this year. Might be five years. Might be more. Probably not more, but he's the luckiest SOB this world has ever seen, so who knows.

More interesting to me is that they openly report he had the latest COVID booster. "The jab" is something so many of the MAGA idiots hate yet their leader continues to get it. Their thinking will never make any sense.

by Anonymousreply 11October 11, 2025 12:48 PM

[quote]He’s trained as an osteopath, not an M.D. Went to an osteopathic medical school in Missouri called A.T. Still.

And ? What's your point ? He's still a physician.

by Anonymousreply 12October 11, 2025 1:01 PM

Pay no attention to his busted can of biscuit cankles and hands.

by Anonymousreply 13October 11, 2025 1:06 PM

[quote]More interesting to me is that they openly report he had the latest COVID booster. "The jab" is something so many of the MAGA idiots hate yet their leader continues to get it.

MAGAts are claiming Trump got the "real vaccine," not the "poison jab."

Sadly, Walgreen's didn't give me that choice.

by Anonymousreply 14October 11, 2025 1:07 PM

I tell doctor Barbell give me twoot ! Giant boy and I need twoot! How much longer orange monster have to live ? I pay - how you say ? - 'fee storage' each month at Neiman Marcus to hold funeral clothes. I need to tell Neiman how much longer to keep storage for me and giant boy. I wait for answer from doctor Barbell and tell public twoot.

by Anonymousreply 15October 11, 2025 1:11 PM

Barbarella! Where's Pygar?

You don't expect a president to use an alternative medicine practitioner for primary care. He must be from RFK Jr's cansl.

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by Anonymousreply 16October 11, 2025 1:37 PM

cabal.

by Anonymousreply 17October 11, 2025 1:38 PM

Electric Barbarella?

by Anonymousreply 18October 11, 2025 1:46 PM

[quote]"Exceptional health" = On death's door.

What R3 said. We can all see his health deteriorating in plain sight now. He's unwell and he's too old.

by Anonymousreply 19October 11, 2025 2:03 PM

How far along is Jake Tapper in his book about the deteriorating health of Trump ? It should be ready by mid-term elections next year, right ?

by Anonymousreply 20October 11, 2025 2:12 PM

All I hear and see is:

[bold]Undead Corpse of Traitorous Fascist Still Animated by Hate and Greed[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 21October 11, 2025 2:14 PM

Barbarella psychadella…

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by Anonymousreply 22October 11, 2025 2:22 PM

[quote]remains in "exceptional health"

Right, just like how I told Trump he's been a "transformative" president.

by Anonymousreply 23October 11, 2025 2:36 PM

Even I can see this fat fuck is in poor shape!

by Anonymousreply 24October 11, 2025 2:43 PM

Was Dr. Ronny not available for the exam? Bar crawl in Amarillo?

by Anonymousreply 25October 11, 2025 3:00 PM

Barbarella vouches for boobarella

by Anonymousreply 26October 11, 2025 3:44 PM

I'd love to hear Dr. Oz's honest opinion on all this. At just about every press conference, Oz is there standing behind him. God knows what he's thinking about Trump's health when he's five feet away from him.

by Anonymousreply 27October 11, 2025 5:47 PM

[quote] God knows what he's thinking about Trump's health when he's five feet away from him.

Trying not to breathe in the diaper stench.

by Anonymousreply 28October 11, 2025 5:59 PM

His hemorrhoids must look like Monster Boy afterbirthing.

But I not lookink to sea.

by Anonymousreply 29October 11, 2025 7:39 PM

If he drops dead tomorrow will Barbarella lose his medical license?

by Anonymousreply 30October 11, 2025 7:40 PM

[quote] Barbarella says Trump remains in "exceptional health"

I totally believe this.

I also own several bridges.

by Anonymousreply 31October 11, 2025 9:01 PM

I wonder what part of Trump was "advanced imaging" used on?

by Anonymousreply 32October 11, 2025 9:36 PM

At first glance I did think this would be a Jane Fonda thread.

by Anonymousreply 33October 11, 2025 10:06 PM

[quote]Barbarella says Trump remains in "exceptional health"

Exceptionally *bad*?

by Anonymousreply 34October 11, 2025 10:11 PM

[quote]If he drops dead tomorrow will Barbarella lose his medical license?

He will claim that a Democrat killed him.

by Anonymousreply 35October 12, 2025 2:45 AM

I assume "exceptional health" is clearly code for "one foot in the grave"!

by Anonymousreply 36October 12, 2025 8:00 PM

So we are officially North Korea. Just 24-7 lies, propaganda, and corruption. To anybody who voted for this man, and yall were on this site heavy fall 24. Not the majority obviously, but a sizeable presence. What do you make of all this. Is there some type of larger goal you want to achieve. Can you honestly admit you were horrendously wrong. Were you a paid troll from jump? Please don’t hide, speak.

by Anonymousreply 37October 12, 2025 8:04 PM
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