Barbarella says Trump remains in "exceptional health"
[quote]...according to the letter...
President Donald Trump remains in "exceptional health," his physician said after the president underwent a "comprehensive follow-up evaluation" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Friday as part of his "ongoing health maintenance plan."
The update came in a letter from Dr. Sean Barbarella, the White House physician, released Friday evening.
The visit included advanced imaging, lab testing and preventive health assessments conducted by a team of specialists, according to the letter.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 37 | October 12, 2025 8:04 PM
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A little background on Sean Barbarella. He’s trained as an osteopath, not an M.D. Went to an osteopathic medical school in Missouri called A.T. Still. From there he became a US military physician, dealing with emergency care and eventually moving up into management of teams of military physicians.
He hasn’t exactly been trained or had much experience in treating older patients with cardiology issues, vascular issues, and brain issues. But I’m sure it pays well to hold his current job and spout off whatever superlatives will please Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 11, 2025 10:06 AM
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"Exceptional health" = On death's door.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 11, 2025 11:39 AM
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How are Trump's ankles a sign of excellent health?
Those ankles are so swollen, Trump looks like he's baking bread in those shoes.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 11, 2025 11:44 AM
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Jesus, they can’t even find a real doctor for this shit?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 11, 2025 12:21 PM
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Exceptionally precarious.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 11, 2025 12:33 PM
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Osteopaths go through the same training as MDs.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 11, 2025 12:33 PM
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And what about those mysterious blotches on his hands he tries covering up with his pancake makeup?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 11, 2025 12:38 PM
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If only Barbarella said Trump's remains in "exceptional condition".
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 11, 2025 12:40 PM
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I don't believe he's in "exceptional health", but he keeps on living despite his constant anger, poor diet,, lack of exercise, and Internet chatter predicting his imminent death, so I can't get myself to care much about his actual status. Eventually his time will be up. Might be this year. Might be five years. Might be more. Probably not more, but he's the luckiest SOB this world has ever seen, so who knows.
More interesting to me is that they openly report he had the latest COVID booster. "The jab" is something so many of the MAGA idiots hate yet their leader continues to get it. Their thinking will never make any sense.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 11, 2025 12:48 PM
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[quote]He’s trained as an osteopath, not an M.D. Went to an osteopathic medical school in Missouri called A.T. Still.
And ? What's your point ? He's still a physician.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 11, 2025 1:01 PM
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Pay no attention to his busted can of biscuit cankles and hands.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 11, 2025 1:06 PM
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[quote]More interesting to me is that they openly report he had the latest COVID booster. "The jab" is something so many of the MAGA idiots hate yet their leader continues to get it.
MAGAts are claiming Trump got the "real vaccine," not the "poison jab."
Sadly, Walgreen's didn't give me that choice.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 11, 2025 1:07 PM
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I tell doctor Barbell give me twoot ! Giant boy and I need twoot! How much longer orange monster have to live ? I pay - how you say ? - 'fee storage' each month at Neiman Marcus to hold funeral clothes. I need to tell Neiman how much longer to keep storage for me and giant boy. I wait for answer from doctor Barbell and tell public twoot.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 11, 2025 1:11 PM
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Barbarella! Where's Pygar?
You don't expect a president to use an alternative medicine practitioner for primary care. He must be from RFK Jr's cansl.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | October 11, 2025 1:37 PM
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[quote]"Exceptional health" = On death's door.
What R3 said. We can all see his health deteriorating in plain sight now. He's unwell and he's too old.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 11, 2025 2:03 PM
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How far along is Jake Tapper in his book about the deteriorating health of Trump ? It should be ready by mid-term elections next year, right ?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 11, 2025 2:12 PM
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All I hear and see is:
[bold]Undead Corpse of Traitorous Fascist Still Animated by Hate and Greed[/bold]
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 11, 2025 2:14 PM
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[quote]remains in "exceptional health"
Right, just like how I told Trump he's been a "transformative" president.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 11, 2025 2:36 PM
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Even I can see this fat fuck is in poor shape!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 11, 2025 2:43 PM
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Was Dr. Ronny not available for the exam? Bar crawl in Amarillo?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 11, 2025 3:00 PM
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Barbarella vouches for boobarella
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 11, 2025 3:44 PM
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I'd love to hear Dr. Oz's honest opinion on all this. At just about every press conference, Oz is there standing behind him. God knows what he's thinking about Trump's health when he's five feet away from him.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 11, 2025 5:47 PM
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[quote] God knows what he's thinking about Trump's health when he's five feet away from him.
Trying not to breathe in the diaper stench.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 11, 2025 5:59 PM
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His hemorrhoids must look like Monster Boy afterbirthing.
But I not lookink to sea.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 11, 2025 7:39 PM
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If he drops dead tomorrow will Barbarella lose his medical license?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 11, 2025 7:40 PM
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[quote] Barbarella says Trump remains in "exceptional health"
I totally believe this.
I also own several bridges.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 11, 2025 9:01 PM
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I wonder what part of Trump was "advanced imaging" used on?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 11, 2025 9:36 PM
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At first glance I did think this would be a Jane Fonda thread.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 11, 2025 10:06 PM
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[quote]Barbarella says Trump remains in "exceptional health"
Exceptionally *bad*?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 11, 2025 10:11 PM
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[quote]If he drops dead tomorrow will Barbarella lose his medical license?
He will claim that a Democrat killed him.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 12, 2025 2:45 AM
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I assume "exceptional health" is clearly code for "one foot in the grave"!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 12, 2025 8:00 PM
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So we are officially North Korea. Just 24-7 lies, propaganda, and corruption. To anybody who voted for this man, and yall were on this site heavy fall 24. Not the majority obviously, but a sizeable presence. What do you make of all this. Is there some type of larger goal you want to achieve. Can you honestly admit you were horrendously wrong. Were you a paid troll from jump? Please don’t hide, speak.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 12, 2025 8:04 PM
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