Was there a guy in your town with a notoriously huge penis?

OP- Yes

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Only me.

Yes, but he died by suicide. The second biggest cock belonged to a guy who was a druggie and sleeping with his brother (both in their 20s at the time). They both overdosed on heroin.

There was a guy named Kelly in my high school. You could see It hanging flaccidly in his jeans. I heard he always insisted on showering after gym even though we didn't have to. There were jokes. He kept getting girls pregnant.

I read years later that he died of Lou Gehrig's disease. But I suspect it was AIDS.

Not that I knew of. Just men with puny cocklets who were forced to perform degrading dances and humiliating songs by their father.

Of course every town I have ever lived in has had some shocking schlongs.

Especially NOT you-know-who.

Several.

The only one I ever heard about was the high school basketball coach. He was like seven feet tall, and it seems everything was proportional... I never saw it, but a friend of mine swears it went down to his kneecap. I think he may have sucked the man off during our sophomore year. The coach was married and had kids. He died a few years back (heart attack). Never any scandals.

There was a guy where I work who was really big, who would notoriously free-ball, and his penis would hang down the left side of his pants. At some point, he was reported by some women in the office, and his boss and HR had to sit down and have a talk with him.

The unfortunate thing is that he was very unattractive overall, so it was kind of a gross exhibition in more ways than one.

The biggest dick I remember seeing in the Jr High School locker room belonged to this pimply-face gangly nerd who looked like Joey Ramone. He was even bigger than all the black guys.

Were the incestuous brothers hot, r4?

I remember a really pretty guy who worked at one of the clothing stores in the mall. He looked like a young Tony Goldwyn.

I ran into him in the men's room cruising and he had a huge dick, heavy as hell. Got to play with it a bit before other guys came in.

R13 no very short with big heads and foreheads. 5’2” and 5’3” with lots of mental illness. Bipolar and BPD.

A guy who frequented the bookstore next to (I think? or near?) Flex in downtown Cleveland loved to display his enormous cock in the 90s.

Very "bruto bello." Rough face but a two or three fister of a dick if there ever was one.

My college dorm roommate in my freshman year had the biggest cock I'd ever seen. That thing was 8" soft. All the guys on the floor would talk about it.

He confided in me that he was often embarrassed about it, especially when he had to take a shower. He always felt like everyone was gawking at it.

They were.

So where was that upstate NY guy? Rochester? Syracuse? I can't remember but have seen posts about him.

Troy Bath house.

I knew two donkey dicked Italian American daddies in Poughkeepsie. Good times.

At Cornell in the 80s there was a steam room in the old gym and we twinks would go there to wack off or try to pick up a guy for consumption off site. To get to it you went down a long corridor lined with gang showers. There was 40 something muscle stud often there. Enormous down hanging cock. He had that kind of cock that gets hard mostly pointing down so nobody would accuse him of having a hardon. I saw it soft - huge - and hard - ginormous - all the time. Always pointing mostly down. Always soaping forever in the gang showers. I made do with any cute undergrad, just like myself. Didn't know the joys of huge dick, in fact they scared me before the age of 25 or so.

Fraternity brother with 9 or 10 inches, and thick. I'd never seen anything like it. He would find these women to come to the house and let us watch them have sex. Thankfully, blowjobs were the main part of the show.

Yes! There used to be an adult store in Upland that had three separate arcades of booths. The upstairs one was where the raunchy action took place and there was one Latino guy whom every guy, who knew, followed him around hoping for that ten inch monster. He rode a motorcycle and carried his helmet around in the arcade and wore a leather jacket that had an intoxicating smell.

Two booths shared a one entrance and he would peek at whomever was in the occupied one before he went into the empty one. He would set his helmet on the seat then make eye contact. Then he’d unzip and unfurl his dick. I loved sucking him off. No matter how many of his loads I swallowed, he always asked if it was cool to cum in my mouth before he nutted.

Such etiquette, r21!

I can't speak of my town as I grew up in a large city. But in my school we had a guy in my grade who had a massive member, which he was very proud of. He paraded that hog around in gym class like it was a prized pony at the county fair. I heard from a former classmate a few years after we graduated that he'd gotten deep into drugs and eventually got arrested for it and sent to prison for a couple of years. That was back in the 70s. Then about 10 years ago a former classmate told me he had died in a terrible car crash on the freeway.

R19, yes the Troy bathhouse. There was a guy who was always there—in his 60’s with a good body. Had an enormous cock that he would fuck bottom after bottom to their completions.

Also, there’s something about the water in the Albany area. EVERYONE seems to have a huge cock.

Leave me outta this thread!

A bisexual Romanian guy by the nickname of Vlad The Impaler. Allegedly 13" and thick. Women were getting fractured cervixes and twinks were having to wear diapers for several months after he got through with them.

His name was Scott. On senior dress-up day, he showed up as Superman; his enormous schlong set the school abuzz.

He was sent home to change.

Flyoverstan City’s scene has one or two 10ers, probably 5 9ers, and a few dozen 8s including yours truly.

Not that I'm aware but there was a gay humpbacked midget who was a huge fan of Alice Faye.

I written about this before. There was a carny in a one tent one ring travelling circus in Switzerland, who had a horse cock. I spied it hanging down his grungy satin trousers one night when I slummed and attended this circus, which was so old school it was creepy and wonderful. He saw my salacious eyes devouring him and smiled. I waited outside the tent after the show and finally he spied me and invited me to his tiny camping trailer shaped like a canned ham. I visited him a few times when the circus was in town, and eventually he wintered in a trailer park on the lake. But removed from colored lights and louche glamour of the circus caravan, it was just too grim, and he drank and it was all going down hill. He was a freak, but he was also charming and low key.

R29 Sir, this is a Wendy’s!

I live in Atlanta, about 20 years ago we used to have a guy who walked all over the place in bicycle shorts & he had a gigantic package. He was known to everyone (especially radio DJs) as "bicycle shorts man".

I moved away and don't know what ever happened with hm.

There was one gay in our gay scene that was notoriously hung. Poor thing had a face only a mother could love though. Bad teeth,pitted from severe acne ,thin wispy hair,the boy was FUGLY. But like so many others in my circle I just had to see what the fuss was about so I went home with him one night. I was hardly a virgin and had entertained any number of nicely endowed men but I have never seen anything like his cock. You really couldnt do much with it. I tried,god knows,even I could only get about a 1/4 of it in my mouth .There was NO way he was sticking that thing anywhere near my hole. That was a sure fire trip to the ER. I actually felt sorry for him. It was simply too much dick for pretty much all but the most blown out holes . That had to suck.

There was a guy who I knew very distantly from friends of a friend. Tall, handsome if a bit nerdy, medium (almost long) length hair. I knew he was married.

Saw him at the bookstore in a certain rust belt city's downtown corridor.....was already interested, followed him around. Astonished at the length of his dick. It was a regular thickness but very long, had to be 9+ if not 10.

I blew him several times and I remember how his dick would bend a bit as it tensed up and got ready to fire. Felt so hot as it unloaded in my mouth.

He went by...Log.

There’s always a big man on campus.

When I worked at Borders Books, we used to have these “overnighters” where we’d stay late to shelve books since the place was always packed during the day. Someone always brought alcohol, so things usually got a little out of hand. One night, a few of the guys got drunk, stripped down, and started running through the store completely naked. Even one of the guys from the music department on the third floor joined in — I can’t remember his name, but he was definitely well-endowed. I kind of wanted to join them just for the hell of it, but there were girls there too, and that made it a little awkward. I was also turned on by seeing my co-workers naked it and getting a boner.

[quote] He was known to everyone (especially radio DJs) as "bicycle shorts man".

Some in the know say he died. He clearly wasn't a young man during his heydays and he had to use a cane. I saw him many times hanging around Ponce de Leon Ave. & N. Highland Ave..

Actually had two guys who were more than happy to whip them out if asked politely enough. The odd thing is that even though they were not related, they looked enough alike to be thought of as twins. One was always being called by the other's name. Both dead now, one in a horrific fire and the other lived to a nice old age.

^^^^was their grandfather's milkmen?

Yes and very unfortunately, he had Down’s Syndrome. Supposedly close to 12 inches according to guys who saw him shower in gym. Nature can be so cruel…

There was a skinnyish guy I met years ago, who looked a little bit like Nicolas Cage. I think he was married but he used to drive behind the gay bar near where I lived at the town.....hung out with him a few times and he had double digits AND thick. I had to death grip the base to get him to cum.

We hooked up once or twice and then I'd see him every so often at the adult bookstore....many many MANY guys got off and shot a big load just looking at his big hog.