“All’s Fair” poster is so cool!

Is this a parody?

FFS

You mean talent vacuum.

Talent?

Kartrashian and misandristic crap...easy pass.

Niecy, you're better than this.

The other three are charisma vacuums (yes, even Naomi), so my girl Niecy will have to carry their leaden asses (insert Kum Kardashian joke here).

Cancelled Hulu and Disney. Ha ha.

Naomi is talentless? Glenn Close is talentless? Teyana Taylor is talentless?

I prefer the original, with Dick Crenna and Bernadette.

Who? Who? And who?

Kim should be in the back and Glenn front and center. I hate Kim.

Notice Kardashian front and center. She is the actual lead in the show and the rest are supporting.

Pass!

Naomi is very Cybill Shepherd there.

BET comedy series.

How sad to see Glenn in a supporting role to Kim Khardashian. And what has she done to her face? Dreadful for all involved.

Tharah Paulthon!

I guess they had a 50% lesbian quota.

She can pretend she’s a lawyer, an actress, a whatever, she will always be filthy porn trash whose mother is her pimp.

No amount of bleach can wash that stain off.

Actual distinguished, accomplished, award-winning actresses slumming it with that Armenian trash.

It really must be near-impossible for actresses to get work after 50.

Tragic.

R18 And a MAGAT

R2 Watts, Nash, and Paulson are all critically lauded actresses with multiple Emmy nominations and/or wins.

R19: Speak for yourself.

It be funny if Kim K actually does the damn thing. I hate presumptuous cunts. I ain’t never seen the bitch act before; as if she is the first nepo baby. At least her name is actually built on her own success and thus networking rather than her famous parent name. Isn’t this supposed to be part black comedy. Be funny if she’s really good.

Can't wait to miss this entirely.

Kim Kardashian? Didn't recognize her without a cock in her mouth.

Will she be more relatable than MM?

Sounds like a must miss!

R8- i had the biggest crush on richard crenna as a gayling. he and dabney colman really got my prepubescent hormones going.

Whaaaa?

R23. Oh, stop with the fake outrage. We saw her "act" in the latest season of American Horror Story, which bombed. Go back to bed, Kris.

You think we watched, R30?

Is R23 having a stroke? Or just high?

Poor Naomi. Kidman may have her share of trouble, but she’s been reduced to this.

^ never*

The whole point of this thread was to bash Kim. I agree that it would be interesting if she carries it off.

Kim must be exec producer

Fab, except for the Whore of Babylon, I hope her ex-retard finds her & goes Ed Gein on her ass.

R23, I was excited to see Kim Kardashian act at first too, until I saw her do it and realized she couldn't. And as far as the nepo thing, even with her sex tape, I don't think Keeping Up would have gotten made if you didn't have the interesting angle of Bruce Jenner being the Stepdad and the real dad a famous Lawyer on the OJ case.

The craziest part about the last AHS wasn't the acting, or the writing, or the direction. It was the fact that it was released in two parts and that they thought people would wait around three months to see how that dreck ended.

All of that talent in the photo…and Kim Kardashian.

R39 It was SO bad.

Naomi looks like Kate Hudson with a bob.

Talent?

[lowers spectacles down aquiline nose quizzically]

Where?

R38 Nobdody cared about Bruce Jenners weird ass. Kim K got poppin because she fucked Brandy’s lil brother on tape and straight guys find her fine as shit. If anything her own late dad’s name had more cultural currency. OJ’s best friend, knee deep in the Brentwood fiasco.

I don't think I've ever wanted anything to flop so badly.

R44, I mentioned her father. He was part of the reason as well. BUT they wouldn't have created an entire show about Bruce's "children" if it weren't for the caché of his brand. Nationally, he was the most famous person in that group. The wife of a dead OJ Simpson lawyer and her kids wouldn't have sold an entire show. And if Kim was just the one they wanted, they would have given her a show based on her and a friend maybe, like the Simple Life. Bruce is the one who got the green light for that show about the entire family to be produced.

Drops on Hulu November 4th.

And to add to R46, former athletes and their families were a thing for some reason. Anyone even remember the Gastineau Girls that premiered two years before the Kardashians? I am sure Kris positioned herself as the wife of a former beloved athlete.

OJ did more to ruin culture than cell phones.

Like a smelly turd into a toilet bowl, R47.

Wow Ryan really got a good cast together, even in the guest stars department.

Jennifer Jason Leigh looks terrific.

This show seems to follow the same format as Nip/Tuck only with female divorce lawyers instead of plastic surgeons.

Just from the trailer I already love Sarah Paulson’s character and i typically don’t like Paulson much.

Looks like a fun soap opera

This shit look cold as fuck. Ryan Murphy is back in his motherfucking bag. They even got Britney’s most subversive brilliant song running the trailer. I’m stoked.

Oh shit. Nomi is in this. This will be the greatest pop cultural event in some time.

Lawd. Sarah Paulson just won the Emmy from this trailer. Lawd. 🏆