Publisher of Pravda Falls out WIndow to His Death

Oopsies!

Accidents happen!

Oh no not a 87 year old

Seeing as the Russian police are investigating the death, we can safely assume the cause of death will be determined to be natural causes.

Window cancer, r3

There seems to be a wide open market for window screens in Russia.

I wonder if windowless apartments cost more over there.

They sure are clumsy over there, huh?

"Sudden Death Syndrome" which took place next to an open window and the victim tumbled out R3...

I know Vlad. We've always been on good terms. He's basically a good guy.

Can't some enterprising young anarchist manage to put some radium in his Restylane?

I wonder what he did to fall out of favor? (pun unintended).

R11, there are rumors that he’s knocked off some of these guys to get their money. Extreme taxation.

How hi it need be?

I architect, not phyzicyst.

Do any of them ever die by falling down a spiral staircase with a glass of wine in their hands?

Asking for a friend.

^Sorry. Speling.

I mean "fizzycyst."

In Russia window opens you!

Basement apartments are the hottest ticket in town!

He went out through the bathroom window

Da-da-dada-dadadada-da

Helped out by some Kremlin goons

Da-da-dada-dadadada-da

Before he hits cement he wonders

That the States came to the same ruin.