Two teenage girls die subway surfing in NYC

Never send a girl to do a dumb twink's job.

Darwin Award DEI

Get these kids some surfboards they can try real surfing... NYC has beaches with waves, does it not?

We thought you couldn’t get any more clueless than Gen Z.

We were wrong.

stupid girls

Which caused train delays and innocent people were inconvenienced. Hearts and flowers.

🎶 Everybody's gone surfin'

Surfin' on the train 🎶

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste."

X2

These kids are dumber than me.

Imagine waiting on the platform and a dead body slides off the top of the car. 😮

This is hardly a new craze, it's been happening for awhile and it is traumatizing for people who witness it but dumb kids get replaced by ten new ones every fucking year, it seems.

Parents will no doubt sue the MTA.

R12, if what R10 says happened, it might not be the parents, but some of the unfortunate riders.

There's absolutely nothing new about train surfing, except maybe that girls are doing it now. I learned about it from this nearly 45 year old Brazilian film. I don't recommend watching it. It's probably the most depressing film I've ever watched.

I knew two girls who were subway surfers. But then they died.

Oh, Mame, you’ve simply never lived until you’ve clung to the roof of an uptown local all the way to Columbus Circle — the wind simply ruins one’s set, of course, but we Upper Richmond Girls’ School girls are made of sterner stuff. Upper Richmond’s top-drawer, really top-drawer — and we laughed ourselves sick and still made it to Schrafft’s in time for hot-fudge sundaes. Utterly mad, but so terribly gay!

HaHaHa! Hilarious...

Hopefully they hadn't reproduced.