Nicole Kidman divorce cocaine clause: paying Keith Urban to stay sober

Well he spent their first Christmas together in rehab, so that’s 1 payment less.

She has a weakness for short, femme, high maintenance men.

Tom Cruise, Lenny Kravitz, Jimmy Fallon, Keith Urban.

It will be Eminem next, I swear.

Big assumption he's stayed clean those remaining 9 years after OP missed that first one. Nic will be fine.

I guess she really wanted to motivate him to stay sober? That's a little less than $12 million he'll get at 19 years?

Cocaine Claus, aka Santa's no good, sleazy baby brother.

Nicole Kidman isn’t some easy going chick. The men she would attract are more high maintenance than she is.

Gosh, OP, if you saw it on the internet, it must be true!!!

But, in reality, this "report" came from RadarOnline, which is owned by AMI (the National Enquirer's former parent company, before they were forced to sell it after the catch-and-kill scandal). Much like Star, Life & Style, and OK!, its "sources" are always anonymous, and if anything it's even *less* true than the Enquirer. (It's a sliding scale with the Weekly World News at the bottom.)

In the reality-based world, however, no fucking divorce lawyer on Earth would EVER let a prenup provision this juicy out – which I say as a lawyer – and if they did they'd be subject to bar censure. (True in most cases even if an admin or runner did the deed without an attorney's direct knowledge.) But, again, it's fake: it wouldn't be a valid contractual clause in the first place for a variety of reasons, and if she opted to exercise it, there's no realistic way to do so while keeping the details truly secret. Blood tests for blow are usually inconclusive since it leaves the bloodstream so quickly.

OTOH what's not bullshit is Nicole adopting two kids with Tom Cruise, despite knowing they'd be indoctrinated into the $cientology cult, and by the time she wised up and decided to divorce him, it was too late. The kids were either too far indoctrinated to be pulled out, or CO$ simply outmaneuvered her. She LITERALLY hasn't been spotted with them a SINGLE time since the divorce. (Same for Cruise & his daughter Suri with Katie Holmes.)

I'd advise believing zero of what you read on the internet on legal matters, unless there's a confirmed paper trail establishing them as fact – including her "having a thing" for "short, femme, high maintenance men." I really don't think she had a clue what she was getting into marrying Cruise so young – also true for Katie – and was basically dazzled by his charisma (on the surface, at least – the "real" Tom is presumably engaging in cult operations long & wide). As a reminder, she was fucking Ewan McGregor – not short, femme or high-maintenance, but VERY well-endowed – when Cruise dumped her.

And aside from petite height, do Cruise & Keith Urban have anything at all in common?

^ They are both closeted homosexualists.

[quote]As a reminder, she was fucking Ewan McGregor – not short

He’s shorter than her.

R7 So, you scold us like children for believing unsubstantiated celebrity gossip, then you confidently trot out "she was fucking Ewan McGregor" without even taking a breath first. Bold.