Question for Muslims

OP here. Excuse spelling, should be "your"

Are you Muslim, OP? Is your "3-year old" Muslim? Is Santa in the room with us right now?

If think you should set a good example for your child and be nice to Santa if you're dealing with him face-to-face, r2. I think that's the usual protocol when interacting with Santa or the Easter Bunny.

I for one know the first place I think to go for the Muslim perspective is DL--particularly when it comes to advice on Muslim child-rearing.

How many Muslim parents of 3-year olds do you think are on DataLounge, OP?

OP, does it hurt to think?

Also, if a man in a gorilla suit approaches you, and you soon see he has an enormous, gorgeous erect penis emerging from the suit, do you touch and kiss and suck it, or is that bestiality?

You're in luck, OP! My imam is here with me. When he finishes sucking my dick, I'll ask him what to do about Santa.

I say "Moose-lim" and I used to date one.

Gorillas have very small penises relative to their over all size.

So your bestiality fantasies should end now.

Muslims hate gays. It's nothing to joke about.

[quote] Muslims hate gays. It's nothing to joke about.

Why, I could fling one off a high tower right now if I just had half a chance!!!