Well, it’s happened.
I have a full-on turkey neck.
I always knew this would happen (genetics), so I’ll eventually get a neck lift.
What can I do in the meantime to fight it?
TURKEY NECK!!! 🦃
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 5, 2025 6:26 PM |
There is zero you can do to fight it. A neck lift is your only option that will truly work in any noticeable way.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 5, 2025 4:40 PM |
I just turned 70 and alas...me too OP. It comes with aging.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 5, 2025 4:57 PM |
Add giblets.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 5, 2025 5:03 PM |
So strong retinoids won’t do anything? They are said to stimulate collagen, but who knows.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 5, 2025 5:30 PM |
Thanksgiving is just around the corner.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 5, 2025 5:49 PM |
OP, there’s a cheap, easy and harmless way to deal with it. Only one drawback. I’m often asked why I seem to constantly be looking up at the sky.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 5, 2025 5:57 PM |
Find a young'in who has a thing for Turkey necks?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 5, 2025 6:20 PM |
r4 Strong retinoids are great for skin texture, minor creases, etc. but they don't really 'lift' in the way that's needed for turkey neck. You will definitely notice better skin tone, very slight tightening, etc. with tretinoin, etc. but for turkey neck - gotta get to chopping!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 5, 2025 6:22 PM |
Would you make a juicy Thanksgiving bird, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 5, 2025 6:26 PM |