Douchiest gay man in New York found!

Meh!

We all laugh at you.

0915: jerking off in the office men's room.

This idiot is taking a zillion supplements everyday which is toxic.

This reel reeks of basic bitch.

🥱 😴

I can honestly picture him with a mouseketeer hat on.

Ugh, “this is low key not bad”

You lost me there, toots

He looks like Ryan Philippe.

The douche expels itself through the door on the way to the douche spa.

THIS is what people do with their time now? Watch idiotic crap like this? No wonder everyone is brain dead under 40.

He's a nepo baby with the city as his playground!

I could do this exactly two days in a row before blowing my own head off or becoming a mass murderer.

[quote]Douchiest gay man in New York found!

Hold my beer.

He uses aerosol deodorant? UGH

He’s the douchiest?

Did something happen to Tommy Didario???

To his credit, he belongs to a book club.

He doesn't offend me at all. He's young, has a latino surname, possibly working class. He's unsophisticated and obviously very aspirational. Best little boy in the world. His insta is "buyout boy" and he self identifies as a "Gay NYC Finance Bro" with no obvious irony. That's not douchey it's sweet. Who knows if he went to a good school or has a starter finance job with any real cred? What made you eldergays so nasty and bitter?

R18 I guess its the insatiable need for attention and the metaphoric scream of, "Look at me! Look at me! I'm fabulous! Really!"

He is most definitely a gym bro and don't many his age make non stop thirst strap photos and videos? Are those "metaphoric screams" ?

I liked his naive seeming (to me) finance bro suit taxonomy and I want to see part II. His taxonomy is so different than my young years as a 80s "finance bro".

I like his slim gams. Skips leg day. I'd say he's very fuckable in his boring little clean apartment. What do I know, I am 63.

As a "finance bro," he's probably a bank teller or an accounts payable clerk.

This is the "finance bro."

R22 yes that might be the true backstory. 😉

Isn’t it nice when the board all comes together to hate someone?

Ezekiel bread, turkey bacon, 50 pills and .... a gross Starbucks pastry? What diet is this?

Charmante! He thinks he is living in Sex and the City!

I miss gay men. Not what so many have become. I hope it's a minority of all we're now exposed to.

We weren't always this vacuous.

Imagine doing something, anything and going on about your day and living your life without the need for performance and broadcast. Le sigh.

R27, most "influencers" are douche-y, whether they're straight or gay

Why does he go HOME before he goes to the date if he's late from the office? (anal douche?) I tried to clock his tank watch to see if it's Cartier and which year, but he shot it blurry. It seems a bit janky. Demo is nice enough and price appropriate.

There are about 4 million douche bros in NYC. (aka every guy in nyc)

So to be the douchiest you need to exceed.

OPs guy is just an average new york guy.

Meh. He’s harmless. He’ll be old soon enough. Get it while you can.

R18's generosity of spirit makes my teeth hurt.

Talk about missing the point even when it's on the top of your head...

Yeah, R33, point taken, but I reserve douchiest bro awards for bros like Bodega Bro. 'Member him?

Or DL Fave Dylan Geick, who was once a super douchy (ex?) gay man in NY, when he was young and fine. That whole gaggle and moment of gay influencers / hustlers was extra douchy, some much douchier than Dylan, who started off very likeable.

Oh look his channel from 2018 is still up on YouTube.

R11, R19, R28 - Yes...the fact that so many of this generation go through this kind of self-documentation (and I'm sure those shots and the editing took hours) literally makes me tired when I watch it. lol

It's so performative--and done in a way that is supposed to seem so casual--that it makes me cringe at the fakery of the whole thing.

I've never had a corporate job where I could stroll in at 9:00.

"And then I crank for 12 hours straight."

Oh, please, honey. You're out of there by 5:00 sharp every day so you can get to Happy Hour at Boxer's.

I'm glad he's got a Prep pill in among the "supplements".

To R27-we were VACUOUS, but it was an "80s kind of vacuous". We had much better music& "Greed was Good"!!

Social Media was gossiping!

[quote]As a "finance bro," he's probably a bank teller or an accounts payable clerk.

He sits next to me. In Billing.

My prediction: taps out after associate (if he even makes it past analyst). Spends 6-9 months in Mykonos boinking, doing more work video montages and trying even more earnestly to become social media famous before funds run low and he freaks out about being off of the hamster wheel and taking a corporate development officer job at a group of companies that sells sleep apnea machines, truck mats and frozen chicken nuggets in like Kansas City or Santa Fe and throwing himself into life as a tertiary market A-gay.

Was he husky in high school?

This makes me want to create a TikTok called "A Day in the Life of a Retired Eldergay," which shows me slowly climbing out of bed at 8:00 am, making coffee, turning on the local news, browsing DL on my computer to see if BrendaD Ickson is still homeless, then doing my daily Wordle, then watching the "Stump Mark" section of Kelly and Mark to see if I, too, can stump Mark.

But that would be very boring. Also, I'm not a narcissist.

R21- He's a bit queeny therefore too effeminate to be a BRO.

I think only straight guys can be bros and the gay guys who try to go that route are just cosplaying.

He’s adorable. If he’d forego the deodorant, I’d lick his pits twice a day. Some of you are the most miserable human beings I’ve ever encountered. If death panels happen, will you avail yourselves?

R47 The only miserable people I see here are those folks who carry around selfie sticks 24/7 hoping to gain relevance.

R47 I think it's pretty miserable that you eschew deodorant.

Yikes.

He’s definitely cute and sexy. I’m not sure if he’ll grow into being “handsome” and a full-on Daddy down the road, but he’s certainly putting in the effort. Right now, though, that backside looks like it was deliciously made for fun.

R50 Sorry. I'm too busy "cranking" 12 hours a day and videotaping me, me, me for you to get any quality time with my backside.

He’s fetch.

R51, the fact that he's on Prep shows SOMEONE is getting some time with his backside.

R53 More like he's hoping someone will.

Slut

You eat deodorant, r49? Go the fuck ahead. Bleargh.

R56 needs to look up the definition of "eschew."

r57, if the object of one's desire is not eschewing deodorant, then when someone eats his pits, that person is eating deodorant.

Are we sure he’s not some back office bottom? HR perhaps?

R58 Still not the definition of "echew," but I admire the hoop jumping. Well done!

Was one of those pills pReP?

Eschew, r60.

And I have to ask, what does the word mean to you?

Like we're supposed to believe he can maintain that vigorous workout routine on just two pieces of turkey bacon and some toast.

I doubt he actually has time for a sex life, editing all his videos must take up most of his evenings.

Why does he call the dog he sees on the street a "service dog?" It's not wearing any vest identifying it as a service dog. It's just a dog with a ball.

R64 all 5 or 6 of them? Wow, he's obsessed!

Plus his few videos are slap dash and took like less effort than a quick butt douche.

No one wants to chew on deodorant. That’s worse than chewing on chapstick.

Account created in July 2025.

8 posts.

3000 followers.

Methinks Buyout Boy purchased 2,999 followers.

^^^WOW-WHAT A BITCH!!^^^

R68 - unless he's being followed by thousands of women with big tits and trout pout lips, who are looking for no strings fun. They're always trying to follow me on there.

"Was he husky in high school?"

No, but he was musky.

Does anyone miss anonymity?

He is pretty hot. I would not kick him off the bed.

I've known so many men just like him and they're all so tedious and insufferable. Shallow, vapid and ridiculous.

R61 that is definitely a Descovy pill (little blue tablet)

NIMBY!!!

Isnt it good he takes his prep? Or will you crypt-dwelling negative Nancy eldergays hate him even more for this.

He shouldn’t take PreP. PReP is for whores.

R34 I remember Bodega Bro. I thought he wasn’t that bad. To me he seemed fairly likable actually. I found the cancel-mob out against him to be the ones who were insufferable. The only thing I could fault Bodega Bro for was just oversharing and overexposing his personal details, which was a key part of the saga which led to him losing his job. But then the younger ones often have to learn the hard way to keep more stuff private and to stop oversharing on social media.