WTF, what the fuck happened?!
OMG, Chris Evans looks hella old now ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ป๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณ
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 6, 2025 6:10 PM |
Nothing that can't be fixed with Botox and Restylane.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 4, 2025 10:32 PM |
Thin crepey skin. He seems so delicate. Like heโll fall down and canโt get up.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 4, 2025 10:34 PM |
He looks great to me. No way I'd turn that down.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 4, 2025 10:34 PM |
[quote] No way I'd turn that down.
๐ฅด๐คข๐คฎ Not even with your motherโs dick.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 4, 2025 10:42 PM |
He skips leg day though.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 4, 2025 10:42 PM |
Skip leg days, he can skip my bed.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 4, 2025 10:43 PM |
No he doesnโt. OP is blind.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 4, 2025 10:49 PM |
Looks great to me.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 4, 2025 10:52 PM |
Looks like jowls
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 4, 2025 10:53 PM |
Isn't he practically a redhead? Gingers age like milk in the desert sun.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 4, 2025 10:57 PM |
Looks like fit fat
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 4, 2025 11:00 PM |
He can still sit on my face.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 4, 2025 11:04 PM |
Heโs dreamy.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 4, 2025 11:10 PM |
I think he's still attractive, but time and lack of makeup take its toll on anyone.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 5, 2025 12:06 AM |
He looks fine.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 5, 2025 2:12 AM |
he looks better in the photos than any man in his mid 40s that OP is likely to meet in real life. Get a grip
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 5, 2025 3:47 AM |
He looks fine, the botpx is setting , the wig is good, he can play a younger Norma Desmond
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 5, 2025 3:58 AM |
OP Youre an idiot. Go to bed.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 5, 2025 5:23 AM |
Uh, he looks fine.
Certainly better than OP, worshing himself with a rag on a stick.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 5, 2025 5:51 AM |
OP you're rage-baiting
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 5, 2025 5:56 AM |
I'd do him.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 5, 2025 6:01 AM |
He looks terrific.
He had horrible eye work years ago that made them seem like dots in the center of a big head. The same work Ryan Phillippe had.
But he looks good now. Chris, don't let them touch your face.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 5, 2025 6:19 AM |
I donโt be look like this yet and I am six years older than him. I asked my husband how old does this man look (not knowing it was Chris) and he said 61. Arenโt millennials the generation that cracked on their late 20s?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 5, 2025 8:42 AM |
R23 Well, that just proves even handsome folks can take a shitty photo. Same photo call but he looks great in OP's photo and horrible in yours.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 5, 2025 9:25 AM |
He looks great.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 5, 2025 9:29 AM |
He looks good - and he looks like a man pushing 50. He looks a little different, maybe rhinoplasty?
Does he have kids yet?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 5, 2025 9:36 AM |
He needs the beard back.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 5, 2025 10:14 AM |
[quote] He looks good - and he looks like a man pushing 50.
You think it looks good to look like a man pushing 50?!?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 5, 2025 10:31 AM |
Sure. The idea is to look good, not to look young.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 5, 2025 10:38 AM |
Why would he want to look old though?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 5, 2025 10:44 AM |
He doesnโt look like a man pushing fifty. He looks like man IN his 50s - which is only a bad thing when youโre 44. Iโm 50 and I look younger than him.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 5, 2025 10:59 AM |
Those titties have mesmerized me for the last 25 years and they still hold up.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 5, 2025 11:37 AM |
Does he have a hair transplant or a 'hair system'? Asking for a friend.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 5, 2025 3:15 PM |
[quote] Why would he want to look old though?
Well, dear, some of us look old because we ARE old -- celebrity or civilian. Aging is part of life.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 5, 2025 3:20 PM |
He's very handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 5, 2025 3:43 PM |
r23 "I donโt be look like this"
What is your native language? Just curious
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 5, 2025 3:43 PM |
He looks great for mid-40s. What an odd observation, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 5, 2025 4:07 PM |
[quote] What is your native language? Just curious
Why, faux-ghetto, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 5, 2025 4:10 PM |
OP get back on your meds.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 5, 2025 4:12 PM |
His haircare system is state of the art.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 5, 2025 4:15 PM |
He needs to be more gray.
I hope he doesnโt think the Robert Redford and Tom Cruise were fooling anyone.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 5, 2025 4:19 PM |
He looks like a handsome 44 year old man who might need to find a better dermotologist for his Botox...it seems unevenly done.
The hair dye is ok for now. It still looks passable. Hair dye on men after a certain age becomes a problem; actually makes you look older. That and the use of ridiculous shades of dye that end up looking super fake.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 5, 2025 9:21 PM |
He's never looked better. I suppose you want men to stay practically pre-pubescent, OP? And, you ain't gettin any younger or younger looking either.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 5, 2025 11:03 PM |
Anyone using the word hella probably looks older than him.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 5, 2025 11:44 PM |
He looks better with some blond. And then leave all those wooly bits below the neck alone!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 5, 2025 11:45 PM |
He looks fine, though the hair makes him look like a community college professor who cheats on his wife with his much-younger students.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 5, 2025 11:46 PM |
[quote]Does he have kids yet?
R26, I don't think he has kids yet, but he got married to a much younger wife (16 years younger) a couple of years ago. On some websites you can find fangirls complaining about the age difference.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 6, 2025 7:56 AM |
He looks pretty good to me.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 6, 2025 8:10 AM |
If Chris Evans looks old I must look like the crypt keeper.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 6, 2025 8:47 AM |
Marriage ages men fast. Sucks the youth and joie-de-vivre right out of them.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 6, 2025 9:18 AM |
@47 " he got married to a much younger wife (16 years younger) a couple of years ago. On some websites you can find fangirls complaining about the age difference." I think one of the issues is that the wife is very young-looking while Chris can pass for being older. When they started dating, she was 24 but looked like she was 19, while he was 40 and could have passed for 45.
It's an important lesson for all of us, darlings: having a younger partner can put a spring in our step but can also make us look old and decrepit in contrast.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 6, 2025 9:49 AM |
R46 OUCH. That's a perfect description.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 6, 2025 10:04 AM |
[quote] Does he have kids yet?
Yes, one daughter. She got into acting too.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 6, 2025 5:02 PM |
He needs to go with better eyeglass frames or contacts.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 6, 2025 5:34 PM |
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Visible wrinkles AND crinkly skin? Ew, kill it!!!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 6, 2025 5:48 PM |
[quote] He needs to be more gay.
FIFY R41!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 6, 2025 6:08 PM |
Gurrrll! He looks Hot!!!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 6, 2025 6:10 PM |